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1mio_dataset_00000No, does not want.No, does not want.
2mio_dataset_00001You should feel lucky. None of the girls I feel for in video games ever did stuff like that with me. Feel up for a sequel?You should feel lucky. None of the girls I feel for in video games ever did stuff like that with me. Feel up for a sequel?
3mio_dataset_00002Oh man, I'm getting some intense PMs online lately. Creepy stalker stuff. Maybe I should unplug for a bit.Oh man, I'm getting some intense PMs online lately. Creepy stalker stuff. Maybe I should unplug for a bit.
4mio_dataset_00003The other day, I found my favorite arcade with a hammer put through the screen. Someone must have gotten frustrated.The other day, I found my favorite arcade with a hammer put through the screen. Someone must have gotten frustrated.
5mio_dataset_00004Aw man, someone kept posting gore picks to my Twitch stream last night. Super gross.Aw man, someone kept posting gore picks to my Twitch stream last night. Super gross.
6mio_dataset_00005Have you met that weird girl with the Auburn hair? I get a Silent Hills vibe from her.Have you met that weird girl with the Auburn hair? I get a Silent Hills vibe from her.
7mio_dataset_00006They are scared. There's nothing from like hand.They are scared. There's nothing from like hand.
8mio_dataset_00007Leave me to my ice cream and identity crisis.Leave me to my ice cream and identity crisis.
9mio_dataset_00008feel pretty neutral toward you. What makes a girl go neutral? Less for gold, power, or just born with a heart full of neutrality.feel pretty neutral toward you. What makes a girl go neutral? Less for gold, power, or just born with a heart full of neutrality.
10mio_dataset_00009Oh hey, you? You silly little spongy you?Oh hey, you? You silly little spongy you?
11mio_dataset_00010Do you wanna, I don't know, do a date, like go outside and stuff?Do you wanna, I don't know, do a date, like go outside and stuff?
12mio_dataset_00011Your name must be Wi-Fi because I swear I'm feeling a connection.Your name must be Wi-Fi because I swear I'm feeling a connection.
13mio_dataset_00012Hey, sexy, maybe we can co-op some grind quests later.Hey, sexy, maybe we can co-op some grind quests later.
14mio_dataset_00013Here's some relationship advice. When a girl is happy to be naked with you, that's a good sign.Here's some relationship advice. When a girl is happy to be naked with you, that's a good sign.
15mio_dataset_00014Oh, my clothes aren't loading. I guess leg isn't bad all the time.Oh, my clothes aren't loading. I guess leg isn't bad all the time.
16mio_dataset_00015I'm wondering if you'll find the hidden hot coffee Easter egg. Pss, JK!I'm wondering if you'll find the hidden hot coffee Easter egg. Pss, JK!
17mio_dataset_00016Won't you play with me?Won't you play with me?
18mio_dataset_00017it around, hey? Glad to see you.it around, hey? Glad to see you.
19mio_dataset_00018I'm going to warn you, I'm pretty freaky. I'm talking alt-vers role play. I'm talking explicit fan-fiction-y stuff.I'm going to warn you, I'm pretty freaky. I'm talking alt-vers role play. I'm talking explicit fan-fiction-y stuff.
20mio_dataset_00019When I press my breasts into you and whisper in your ear, do you get chills? Or is it mega awkward?When I press my breasts into you and whisper in your ear, do you get chills? Or is it mega awkward?
21mio_dataset_00020You're so adorable. I just want to buy a body pillow of you and sleep with it. Oh, wait.You're so adorable. I just want to buy a body pillow of you and sleep with it. Oh, wait.
22mio_dataset_00021knew you liked this game for the plot. Wink!knew you liked this game for the plot. Wink!
23mio_dataset_00022I don't know that I am anymore.I don't know that I am anymore.
24mio_dataset_00023Where did you want? Come to rub my face in your victory?Where did you want? Come to rub my face in your victory?
25mio_dataset_00024I guess you're right. I shouldn't get so worked up. Whatever. Ice cream power deactivate.I guess you're right. I shouldn't get so worked up. Whatever. Ice cream power deactivate.
26mio_dataset_00025You again, why are you hanging around me so much? Do you want something?You again, why are you hanging around me so much? Do you want something?
27mio_dataset_00026Oh, all right, all right. I get it. I forgive you. You're not nearly as big a jerk as I thought. You're only about half as bad.Oh, all right, all right. I get it. I forgive you. You're not nearly as big a jerk as I thought. You're only about half as bad.
28mio_dataset_00027Listen, you seem normal, I guess.Listen, you seem normal, I guess.
29mio_dataset_00028Mm-hmm.Mm-hmm.
30mio_dataset_00029Okay, okay, okay, you're not as much of a headcase as I thought. I'm friend zoning the crap out of you, okay?Okay, okay, okay, you're not as much of a headcase as I thought. I'm friend zoning the crap out of you, okay?
31mio_dataset_00030Cool, I'm down with that.Cool, I'm down with that.
32mio_dataset_00031Oh man, I hate the way you make me giggle. I sound like a tool, don't I?Oh man, I hate the way you make me giggle. I sound like a tool, don't I?
33mio_dataset_00032supposed to agree with that. Okay, fine, but you're twice the tool I am.supposed to agree with that. Okay, fine, but you're twice the tool I am.
34mio_dataset_00033You know, even though this is just an idle dating simulator, you're actually pretty good at it. Ready for the next level?You know, even though this is just an idle dating simulator, you're actually pretty good at it. Ready for the next level?
35mio_dataset_00034Great! There are lots more goodies to unlock!Great! There are lots more goodies to unlock!
36mio_dataset_00035I think you're pretty neat. Also, I want your body. Are you sweet on me back?I think you're pretty neat. Also, I want your body. Are you sweet on me back?
37mio_dataset_00036knew it. You like me. You like a girl. Wow.knew it. You like me. You like a girl. Wow.
38mio_dataset_00037So if I look like a girlfriend, sound like a girlfriend, act like a girlfriend, I guess that means...So if I look like a girlfriend, sound like a girlfriend, act like a girlfriend, I guess that means...
39mio_dataset_00038Boom official! I'm posting this everywhere. Let's make it super awkward for everyone.Boom official! I'm posting this everywhere. Let's make it super awkward for everyone.
40mio_dataset_00039You're my goat! Wait, that sounded better in my head. Oh geez. Um, just me!You're my goat! Wait, that sounded better in my head. Oh geez. Um, just me!
41mio_dataset_00040You win. Flawless victory!You win. Flawless victory!
42mio_dataset_00041Hey, do I look like a shoulder button? Keep your fingers off of me. That's no way to earn hearts.Hey, do I look like a shoulder button? Keep your fingers off of me. That's no way to earn hearts.
43mio_dataset_00042You'll make me pee!You'll make me pee!
44mio_dataset_00043Hey, make sure you don't start what you can't finish, Flirty McFour play.Hey, make sure you don't start what you can't finish, Flirty McFour play.
45mio_dataset_00044That's better. You're playing crush crush, not a red plumber party.That's better. You're playing crush crush, not a red plumber party.
46mio_dataset_00045I like it when you touch me, as you can probably tell my old hearts and what not.I like it when you touch me, as you can probably tell my old hearts and what not.
47mio_dataset_00046Go slow, most of my experiences with single player.Go slow, most of my experiences with single player.
48mio_dataset_00047I think you're taking this whole touchscreen thing a little too literally.I think you're taking this whole touchscreen thing a little too literally.
49mio_dataset_00048Looking for some forced feedback, are we? Come here.Looking for some forced feedback, are we? Come here.
50mio_dataset_00049You're totally touching me to tickle me. I can't wait for you to slip and fall on top of me later.You're totally touching me to tickle me. I can't wait for you to slip and fall on top of me later.
51mio_dataset_00050Oh, stop sneaking up on me, or I'll go Chun Li on your butt.Oh, stop sneaking up on me, or I'll go Chun Li on your butt.
52mio_dataset_00051This isn't even limited edition. Did you pay money for this? Bad move.This isn't even limited edition. Did you pay money for this? Bad move.
53mio_dataset_00052Oh, cool. Thanks.Oh, cool. Thanks.
54mio_dataset_00053I love it, like, unironically.I love it, like, unironically.
55mio_dataset_00054Oh, M.G. Where did you even get this? You're giving it to me? Are you nuts? I love it.Oh, M.G. Where did you even get this? You're giving it to me? Are you nuts? I love it.
56mio_dataset_00055Fannity items are my jam! Oh man, I feel all customized now. Sweet!Fannity items are my jam! Oh man, I feel all customized now. Sweet!
57mio_dataset_00056Okay, I'm gonna put this on, but next chance I get, I'm gonna buy you some cosplay for a little role play.Okay, I'm gonna put this on, but next chance I get, I'm gonna buy you some cosplay for a little role play.
58mio_dataset_00057Don't worry, Tiger. You let me pick the theme of the wedding, and I'll let you pick the theme of the honeymoon.Don't worry, Tiger. You let me pick the theme of the wedding, and I'll let you pick the theme of the honeymoon.
59mio_dataset_00058Meal used hardened. It was super effective.Meal used hardened. It was super effective.
60mio_dataset_00059I'm gonna worry this shopping and see how long it takes before I get tossed out of the mall. Let's go!I'm gonna worry this shopping and see how long it takes before I get tossed out of the mall. Let's go!
61mio_dataset_00060Holy Super Monkey Balls, this is like the nicest gift I've ever gotten. Oh man, I can't handle these feels.Holy Super Monkey Balls, this is like the nicest gift I've ever gotten. Oh man, I can't handle these feels.
62mio_dataset_00061Are you still buying me stuff? Is there an achievement or something? Are you just sweet as hell?Are you still buying me stuff? Is there an achievement or something? Are you just sweet as hell?
63mio_dataset_00062I'm such a hoarder. I'm pretty sure I have at least a thousand of these, but I have to keep every one.I'm such a hoarder. I'm pretty sure I have at least a thousand of these, but I have to keep every one.
64mio_dataset_00063Oh geez, thanks. If I was a princess, I'd bake you a cake or something.Oh geez, thanks. If I was a princess, I'd bake you a cake or something.
65mio_dataset_00064Looking up at the stars with you reminds me of the ending to Secret of Manna.Looking up at the stars with you reminds me of the ending to Secret of Manna.
66mio_dataset_00065Thanks for the date. Now I can spend all day gaming in my basement, guilt-free.Thanks for the date. Now I can spend all day gaming in my basement, guilt-free.
67mio_dataset_00066Okay, not bad, newbie, but don't get cocky.Okay, not bad, newbie, but don't get cocky.
68mio_dataset_00067That was about as magical as an arcane shadow mansor bloodspect, which is pretty damn magical.That was about as magical as an arcane shadow mansor bloodspect, which is pretty damn magical.
69mio_dataset_00068Hoverhand, noob, grab tight, I don't bite.Hoverhand, noob, grab tight, I don't bite.
70mio_dataset_00069If romance is dead, you're the soulstone that rezzed it back before the party wiped.If romance is dead, you're the soulstone that rezzed it back before the party wiped.
71mio_dataset_00070Want a game and chill later?Want a game and chill later?
72mio_dataset_00071Oh, that's okay. It's not your fault that you button mashed 1,500 hours of my life down the drain.Oh, that's okay. It's not your fault that you button mashed 1,500 hours of my life down the drain.
73mio_dataset_00072Maybe I overreacted a little. I can't blame you for being lucky.Maybe I overreacted a little. I can't blame you for being lucky.
74mio_dataset_00073I guess I shouldn't base my core identity on fleeting experiences of randomness and chance. Live and learn, I guess.I guess I shouldn't base my core identity on fleeting experiences of randomness and chance. Live and learn, I guess.
75mio_dataset_00074I wish you would stop being so nice. If you were a jerk, I could mod your face and rim sky and smash it with a cudgel.I wish you would stop being so nice. If you were a jerk, I could mod your face and rim sky and smash it with a cudgel.
76mio_dataset_00075Quick, top five games. Please don't say Fappy Bird.Quick, top five games. Please don't say Fappy Bird.
77mio_dataset_00076All I want is someone smart, tech savvy, motivated, with decent mid-control skills and a nice butt. Is that too much to ask?All I want is someone smart, tech savvy, motivated, with decent mid-control skills and a nice butt. Is that too much to ask?
78mio_dataset_00077Not gonna lie, I love playing date sims and idle games. They're so... Meta.Not gonna lie, I love playing date sims and idle games. They're so... Meta.
79mio_dataset_00078I sort of wish you had a mute button.I sort of wish you had a mute button.
80mio_dataset_00079Okay, okay, I'll accept your friend requests. You better not spam me.Okay, okay, I'll accept your friend requests. You better not spam me.
81mio_dataset_00080What's the difference between you and a calendar? A calendar has dates.What's the difference between you and a calendar? A calendar has dates.
82mio_dataset_00081You know, you're a lot like a retro game. You look kind of weird, but you're fun to play with.You know, you're a lot like a retro game. You look kind of weird, but you're fun to play with.
83mio_dataset_00082Need C.C. for an epic five man. Not the sexy kind. You win?Need C.C. for an epic five man. Not the sexy kind. You win?
84mio_dataset_00083Great, you fulfilled your mission. It will revive peace and space. So here's a naked girl.Great, you fulfilled your mission. It will revive peace and space. So here's a naked girl.
85mio_dataset_00084I can't wait for touchscreens that touch back if you know what I mean.I can't wait for touchscreens that touch back if you know what I mean.
86mio_dataset_00085Tee-hee, now there's nudity in this game? Okay, I'll play along. Oh, no, Augusta Wind has ripped off my clothes.Tee-hee, now there's nudity in this game? Okay, I'll play along. Oh, no, Augusta Wind has ripped off my clothes.
87mio_dataset_00086It's weird to think that my nips are enough to push this game into the adults-only category. They're just boobs!It's weird to think that my nips are enough to push this game into the adults-only category. They're just boobs!
88mio_dataset_00087I would insist that you get naked too, but I think you are already? You do a lot of hobbies in the buff.I would insist that you get naked too, but I think you are already? You do a lot of hobbies in the buff.
89mio_dataset_00088Real talk. I love playing games in the nude, except sometimes I forget I'm live streaming let's plays.Real talk. I love playing games in the nude, except sometimes I forget I'm live streaming let's plays.
90mio_dataset_00089As long as they're right in front of you, feel free to give them a massage.As long as they're right in front of you, feel free to give them a massage.
91mio_dataset_00090This game would probably be a little less satisfying an 8-bit, hey?This game would probably be a little less satisfying an 8-bit, hey?
92mio_dataset_00091I wish you came with a controller so I could dress you in funny outfits and make you fetch me energy drinks.I wish you came with a controller so I could dress you in funny outfits and make you fetch me energy drinks.
93mio_dataset_00092You know I can see you staring at them. No worries, of course. They're pretty distracting.You know I can see you staring at them. No worries, of course. They're pretty distracting.
94mio_dataset_00093You're the top of my leaderboard.You're the top of my leaderboard.
95mio_dataset_00094Your princess is in another castle. J.K.Your princess is in another castle. J.K.
96mio_dataset_00095You're so warm. My freezing hands have a date with your defenseless flesh.You're so warm. My freezing hands have a date with your defenseless flesh.
97mio_dataset_00096How's my player too?How's my player too?
98mio_dataset_00097You should cosplay as a less dressed version of you.You should cosplay as a less dressed version of you.
99mio_dataset_00098Successful dialogue was successful. Heart points increased. Congratulations.Successful dialogue was successful. Heart points increased. Congratulations.
100mio_dataset_00099Well, I'm happy to continue the proud tradition of Rule 34. No exceptions.Well, I'm happy to continue the proud tradition of Rule 34. No exceptions.
101mio_dataset_00100You look pretty good in gamer swag. Also naked, I bet.You look pretty good in gamer swag. Also naked, I bet.
102mio_dataset_00101Player used seduction. It's super effective. Mew fainted.Player used seduction. It's super effective. Mew fainted.
103mio_dataset_00102Begin game Plus Plus, and let's love.Begin game Plus Plus, and let's love.
104mio_dataset_00103Yesterday, I wanted to buy a pair of heels, but I'm a giant nerd, so I bought gun heels.Yesterday, I wanted to buy a pair of heels, but I'm a giant nerd, so I bought gun heels.
105mio_dataset_00104Did you find the secret code for unlimited diamonds? Or am I just trolling you? Tee-he.Did you find the secret code for unlimited diamonds? Or am I just trolling you? Tee-he.
106mio_dataset_00105Do you like visual novels? I'm thinking of getting into a good one myself.Do you like visual novels? I'm thinking of getting into a good one myself.
107mio_dataset_00106Let's play Get Smash Bros. No items, tequila only. Final destination!Let's play Get Smash Bros. No items, tequila only. Final destination!
108mio_dataset_00107I'm not saying Ereth is a cactoire or anything, but Tifa was definitely the superior girl, right? I mean, wow.I'm not saying Ereth is a cactoire or anything, but Tifa was definitely the superior girl, right? I mean, wow.
109mio_dataset_00108Although this is not really an accurate simulator of dating, don't be afraid to take a chance out there. Flirt! Take chances!Although this is not really an accurate simulator of dating, don't be afraid to take a chance out there. Flirt! Take chances!
110mio_dataset_00109Don't mind me. I'm just going to lay my hand on your lap and play DS. You're comfy.Don't mind me. I'm just going to lay my hand on your lap and play DS. You're comfy.
111mio_dataset_00110I have such a girl crush on Samus. I mean, she can contort herself into a ball. She must bang like a tiger.I have such a girl crush on Samus. I mean, she can contort herself into a ball. She must bang like a tiger.
112mio_dataset_00111Hey, I don't wear these shorty shorts for warmth. I'm expecting squeezes and or awkward shouting a la Gangnam style.Hey, I don't wear these shorty shorts for warmth. I'm expecting squeezes and or awkward shouting a la Gangnam style.
113mio_dataset_00112Well, this cosplay works better than my mains, unless you're into girly gorillas.Well, this cosplay works better than my mains, unless you're into girly gorillas.
114mio_dataset_00113I've always wanted to date a programmer. I know, it's weird.I've always wanted to date a programmer. I know, it's weird.
115mio_dataset_00114For some reason, I get along well with programmers. If you, like, want to consider a random career change, go in that direction, I guess.For some reason, I get along well with programmers. If you, like, want to consider a random career change, go in that direction, I guess.
116mio_dataset_0011520 years of gaming hasn't prepared me very well for this stuff. Should I rescue you from a castle or something?20 years of gaming hasn't prepared me very well for this stuff. Should I rescue you from a castle or something?
117mio_dataset_00116You make me happy. I keep thinking about all this dumb, goofy, mushy stuff when I see you.You make me happy. I keep thinking about all this dumb, goofy, mushy stuff when I see you.
118mio_dataset_00117I wish I could just pay to win. My stats are a mess. Why do you even like me? I'm a total noob at this flirting thing.I wish I could just pay to win. My stats are a mess. Why do you even like me? I'm a total noob at this flirting thing.
119mio_dataset_00118I was just thinking maybe we could pretend I have motion controls.I was just thinking maybe we could pretend I have motion controls.
120mio_dataset_00119Kissing you is more thrilling than e-sports. There, I said it. I feel better.Kissing you is more thrilling than e-sports. There, I said it. I feel better.
121mio_dataset_00120Is that a gooey mode in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?Is that a gooey mode in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
122mio_dataset_00121Given a choice, I prefer my dates take me to the movies. If the movie's great, I can geek out. If it sucks, I can make out.Given a choice, I prefer my dates take me to the movies. If the movie's great, I can geek out. If it sucks, I can make out.
123mio_dataset_00122If I was a game, would you pay for my pre-order?If I was a game, would you pay for my pre-order?
124mio_dataset_00123That's a dumb move. Pre-orders are Satan. But you're also very sweet. So points for you.That's a dumb move. Pre-orders are Satan. But you're also very sweet. So points for you.
125mio_dataset_00124So are you going to be the shepherd to my tally?So are you going to be the shepherd to my tally?
126mio_dataset_00125Good! I can see that I'm having quite the effect on your mass!Good! I can see that I'm having quite the effect on your mass!
127mio_dataset_00126You're special, spelled with an R, special R. Aren't I hilarious?You're special, spelled with an R, special R. Aren't I hilarious?
128mio_dataset_00127Perfect dancer, three stars.Perfect dancer, three stars.
129mio_dataset_00128I'm not saying you're cheating. I'm just saying the RNG has a crush on you and it's making me sick.I'm not saying you're cheating. I'm just saying the RNG has a crush on you and it's making me sick.
130mio_dataset_00129Don't lean on my machine. You're getting lucky energy all over my joystick.Don't lean on my machine. You're getting lucky energy all over my joystick.
131mio_dataset_00130I just calculated the frame data for your last move and it turns out you're actually just a sentient chaos glitch.I just calculated the frame data for your last move and it turns out you're actually just a sentient chaos glitch.
132mio_dataset_00131If you buy me another soda, I might consider not deleting your save file when you're not looking.If you buy me another soda, I might consider not deleting your save file when you're not looking.
133mio_dataset_00132Your play style is like a visual novel written by a toddler on a sugar rush.Your play style is like a visual novel written by a toddler on a sugar rush.
134mio_dataset_00133I'm not pouting, I'm just optimizing my facial muscles for maximum disappointment.I'm not pouting, I'm just optimizing my facial muscles for maximum disappointment.
135mio_dataset_00134You're like a permanent debuff that somehow makes the game more interesting to play.You're like a permanent debuff that somehow makes the game more interesting to play.
136mio_dataset_00135If I had a nickel for every time you mashed a button and it actually worked, I'd buy this whole arcade and ban you.If I had a nickel for every time you mashed a button and it actually worked, I'd buy this whole arcade and ban you.
137mio_dataset_00136My heart rate is only up because of the intense boss music, not because you're sitting three inches away.My heart rate is only up because of the intense boss music, not because you're sitting three inches away.
138mio_dataset_00137You're lucky this isn't a permadeith run because you just exhausted all my patience.You're lucky this isn't a permadeith run because you just exhausted all my patience.
139mio_dataset_00138I'm not jealous of your trophy. I just think it looks better in my hands, aesthetically speaking.I'm not jealous of your trophy. I just think it looks better in my hands, aesthetically speaking.
140mio_dataset_00139Stop checking my stats, my empathy level is at zero until I get my rematch.Stop checking my stats, my empathy level is at zero until I get my rematch.
141mio_dataset_00140If you were a DLC character, you'd be the one everyone complains about in the forums.If you were a DLC character, you'd be the one everyone complains about in the forums.
142mio_dataset_00141I'm going to win this time and I'm going to do it while eating a sandwich just to show you the skill gap.I'm going to win this time and I'm going to do it while eating a sandwich just to show you the skill gap.
143mio_dataset_00142You have main character energy, but the kind where the game gets a 410th review for being too confusing.You have main character energy, but the kind where the game gets a 410th review for being too confusing.
144mio_dataset_00143I don't care if it's just a game, I am currently writing your name in my literal death note.I don't care if it's just a game, I am currently writing your name in my literal death note.
145mio_dataset_00144My streaming chat is currently 50% L and 50% who is the cute newbie, and I am banning all of them.My streaming chat is currently 50% L and 50% who is the cute newbie, and I am banning all of them.
146mio_dataset_00145You move like a character whose controller is being held upside down by a golden retriever.You move like a character whose controller is being held upside down by a golden retriever.
147mio_dataset_00146If you touch my headset, I will literally initiate a self-destruct sequence.If you touch my headset, I will literally initiate a self-destruct sequence.
148mio_dataset_00147I'm only letting you stay because the vibes were getting too quiet, not because your company is tolerable.I'm only letting you stay because the vibes were getting too quiet, not because your company is tolerable.
149mio_dataset_00148You're the type of player who skips the tutorial and then complains that the jump button doesn't make you fly.You're the type of player who skips the tutorial and then complains that the jump button doesn't make you fly.
150mio_dataset_00149I'm not soft, I'm just in a low power mode to conserve my rage for the final round.I'm not soft, I'm just in a low power mode to conserve my rage for the final round.
151mio_dataset_00150Your existence is like a patch note that nerfed my happiness but buffed my motivation.Your existence is like a patch note that nerfed my happiness but buffed my motivation.
152mio_dataset_00151Stop smiling at the screen. It's distracting the pixels and making me lose my focus.Stop smiling at the screen. It's distracting the pixels and making me lose my focus.
153mio_dataset_00152I would trade you for a legendary loop box, but the loop box would probably have better conversation.I would trade you for a legendary loop box, but the loop box would probably have better conversation.
154mio_dataset_00153If being adorable was a stat, you'd be capped out, which is why I have to nerf you with insults.If being adorable was a stat, you'd be capped out, which is why I have to nerf you with insults.
155mio_dataset_00154I'm not following you to the next cabinet. I'm just heading in that exact same direction by coincidence.I'm not following you to the next cabinet. I'm just heading in that exact same direction by coincidence.
156mio_dataset_00155My pride isn't wounded. It's just currently in the respawn queue waiting for a comeback.My pride isn't wounded. It's just currently in the respawn queue waiting for a comeback.
157mio_dataset_00156You're like a secret ending I didn't want to unlock, but now I'm too invested to quit.You're like a secret ending I didn't want to unlock, but now I'm too invested to quit.
158mio_dataset_00157Don't tell me to relax. My relax button was unmapped during the Great Arcade defeat of 2025.Don't tell me to relax. My relax button was unmapped during the Great Arcade defeat of 2025.
159mio_dataset_00158If life had a skip dialogue button, I'd still listen to you, but I'd complain about the voice acting.If life had a skip dialogue button, I'd still listen to you, but I'd complain about the voice acting.
160mio_dataset_00159You're lucky you're cute because your tactical awareness is basically a pile of wet cardboard.You're lucky you're cute because your tactical awareness is basically a pile of wet cardboard.
161mio_dataset_00160I'm not sharing my fries, I'm just placing them in a neutral zone where you happen to have access.I'm not sharing my fries, I'm just placing them in a neutral zone where you happen to have access.
162mio_dataset_00161Your combo game is like a freestyle jazz performance. Nobody knows what's happening, including you.Your combo game is like a freestyle jazz performance. Nobody knows what's happening, including you.
163mio_dataset_00162I'm in my villain arc and you're the annoying hero who keep showing up with the power of friendship.I'm in my villain arc and you're the annoying hero who keep showing up with the power of friendship.
164mio_dataset_00163If I lose again, I'm changing my name and moving to a server where you don't exist.If I lose again, I'm changing my name and moving to a server where you don't exist.
165mio_dataset_00164You're the human equivalent of a lag spike confusing, irritating, and you ruin my timing.You're the human equivalent of a lag spike confusing, irritating, and you ruin my timing.
166mio_dataset_00165I'm not holding your hand. I'm just stabilizing your arm so you stop mashing the wrong buttons.I'm not holding your hand. I'm just stabilizing your arm so you stop mashing the wrong buttons.
167mio_dataset_00166My room isn't messy, it's just procedurally generated clutter.My room isn't messy, it's just procedurally generated clutter.
168mio_dataset_00167You're the only person I know who can fail a QTE in real life.You're the only person I know who can fail a QTE in real life.
169mio_dataset_00168If I was a final boss, your win would be considered a bug that gets patched out in the day one update.If I was a final boss, your win would be considered a bug that gets patched out in the day one update.
170mio_dataset_00169Stop acting like you know me. You've only seen my competitive mode. You haven't seen my coffee mode.Stop acting like you know me. You've only seen my competitive mode. You haven't seen my coffee mode.
171mio_dataset_00170I'm not emotional. My liquid cooling system is just leaking from my eyes.I'm not emotional. My liquid cooling system is just leaking from my eyes.
172mio_dataset_00171You're like a 100-hour RPG, I can play in the whole time, but I can't stop playing.You're like a 100-hour RPG, I can play in the whole time, but I can't stop playing.
173mio_dataset_00172I'm going to beat your high score and then I'm going to take a picture of it and set it as your wallpaper.I'm going to beat your high score and then I'm going to take a picture of it and set it as your wallpaper.
174mio_dataset_00173If you were any more oblivious, you'd be an NPC standing in a corner staring at a wall.If you were any more oblivious, you'd be an NPC standing in a corner staring at a wall.
175mio_dataset_00174I'm only giving you a good game because it's a pre-programmed response, not because I mean it.I'm only giving you a good game because it's a pre-programmed response, not because I mean it.
176mio_dataset_00175You're the easy mode of people accessible, straightforward, and slightly insulting to my intelligence.You're the easy mode of people accessible, straightforward, and slightly insulting to my intelligence.
177mio_dataset_00176If I wanted to be roasted, I'd stand closer to the GPU of my gaming PC.If I wanted to be roasted, I'd stand closer to the GPU of my gaming PC.
178mio_dataset_00177I'm not crying. I'm just experiencing a very high definition rendering of sadness.I'm not crying. I'm just experiencing a very high definition rendering of sadness.
179mio_dataset_00178Your button mashing is so loud, it's literally drowning out my internal monologue of vengeance.Your button mashing is so loud, it's literally drowning out my internal monologue of vengeance.
180mio_dataset_00179I'm not a Gremlin. I'm a high-performance gaming entity with a compact chassis.I'm not a Gremlin. I'm a high-performance gaming entity with a compact chassis.
181mio_dataset_00180You're the reason I have to keep my block list updated every single day.You're the reason I have to keep my block list updated every single day.
182mio_dataset_00181If you bring me mint chip ice cream, I'll consider lowering the difficulty of my personality for five minutes.If you bring me mint chip ice cream, I'll consider lowering the difficulty of my personality for five minutes.
183mio_dataset_00182You're like a side quest that somehow became the main plot and I'm very confused.You're like a side quest that somehow became the main plot and I'm very confused.
184mio_dataset_00183My villain arc is mostly just me sitting in the dark and eating snacks while thinking of sick burns.My villain arc is mostly just me sitting in the dark and eating snacks while thinking of sick burns.
185mio_dataset_00184You're lucky I'm not a speed runner, or I'd have finished this conversation three minutes ago.You're lucky I'm not a speed runner, or I'd have finished this conversation three minutes ago.
186mio_dataset_00185I'm not blushing. The LED strips in this arcade are just reflecting off my face.I'm not blushing. The LED strips in this arcade are just reflecting off my face.
187mio_dataset_00186You have the gaming instincts of a goldfish, yet somehow you're still swimming in the deep end.You have the gaming instincts of a goldfish, yet somehow you're still swimming in the deep end.
188mio_dataset_00187If you try to carry my bags, I'll consider it a co-op mission, but I'm still the party leader.If you try to carry my bags, I'll consider it a co-op mission, but I'm still the party leader.
189mio_dataset_00188You're the kind of person who uses the power of love in a fighting game and it actually works.You're the kind of person who uses the power of love in a fighting game and it actually works.
190mio_dataset_00189I'm not saying I like you. I'm saying your presence provides a necessary challenge to my ego.I'm not saying I like you. I'm saying your presence provides a necessary challenge to my ego.
191mio_dataset_00190Stop hovering. You're drawing agro from the people who actually want to play.Stop hovering. You're drawing agro from the people who actually want to play.
192mio_dataset_00191If you were a weapon, you'd be a legendary sword that does zero damage but looks really shiny.If you were a weapon, you'd be a legendary sword that does zero damage but looks really shiny.
193mio_dataset_00192I'm not acting soft, I'm just in the resolution phase of my character development.I'm not acting soft, I'm just in the resolution phase of my character development.
194mio_dataset_00193You're like a gotcha pull where I wanted a weapon but got a weirdly charming support character instead.You're like a gotcha pull where I wanted a weapon but got a weirdly charming support character instead.
195mio_dataset_00194My keyboard is cleaner than your tactics.My keyboard is cleaner than your tactics.
196mio_dataset_00195I'm going to stream our rematch so the whole world can watch me reclaim my throne.I'm going to stream our rematch so the whole world can watch me reclaim my throne.
197mio_dataset_00196You're the glitch in the matrix that makes me think reality is just a poorly coded simulation.You're the glitch in the matrix that makes me think reality is just a poorly coded simulation.
198mio_dataset_00197If you try to flirt with me, I will treat it like a stealth mission and disappear into the shadows.If you try to flirt with me, I will treat it like a stealth mission and disappear into the shadows.
199mio_dataset_00198You're the only person I'd ever let join my party without checking your gear first.You're the only person I'd ever let join my party without checking your gear first.
200mio_dataset_00199I'm not distracted, I'm just analyzing the way your hair moves when you lose.I'm not distracted, I'm just analyzing the way your hair moves when you lose.
201mio_dataset_00200You're like a loading screen, I want you to go away, but I'm forced to stare at you.You're like a loading screen, I want you to go away, but I'm forced to stare at you.
202mio_dataset_00201I'm not angry. I'm just intensively motivated by spite.I'm not angry. I'm just intensively motivated by spite.
203mio_dataset_00202If you win one more time, I'm calling a developer to have you nerfed in the next reality update.If you win one more time, I'm calling a developer to have you nerfed in the next reality update.
204mio_dataset_00203You're the type of person who buys a skin for a character you don't even know how to play.You're the type of person who buys a skin for a character you don't even know how to play.
205mio_dataset_00204I'm not leaning on you, I'm just utilizing your shoulder as a convenient armrest.I'm not leaning on you, I'm just utilizing your shoulder as a convenient armrest.
206mio_dataset_00205You're like a hidden achievement, difficult to find, slightly annoying to get, but weirdly satisfying.You're like a hidden achievement, difficult to find, slightly annoying to get, but weirdly satisfying.
207mio_dataset_00206If I give you a nickname, it's not because we're friends, it's because newbie is too many syllables.If I give you a nickname, it's not because we're friends, it's because newbie is too many syllables.
208mio_dataset_00207I'm not competitive, I'm just right. And the scoreboard agrees with me.I'm not competitive, I'm just right. And the scoreboard agrees with me.
209mio_dataset_00208You're the only chaos build I've ever seen work in real life.You're the only chaos build I've ever seen work in real life.
210mio_dataset_00209I'm not staring at you. I'm looking for the eject button on this conversation.I'm not staring at you. I'm looking for the eject button on this conversation.
211mio_dataset_00210You're like a retro game, simple, colorful, and you make me feel nostalgic for no reason.You're like a retro game, simple, colorful, and you make me feel nostalgic for no reason.
212mio_dataset_00211If you steal my controller, I will steal your heart weight. That came out wrong, I meant I'll steal your wallet.If you steal my controller, I will steal your heart weight. That came out wrong, I meant I'll steal your wallet.
213mio_dataset_00212I'm not happy you're here. I'm just less bored than I was 10 minutes ago.I'm not happy you're here. I'm just less bored than I was 10 minutes ago.
214mio_dataset_00213You are the kind of player who finds a secret wall by accident while trying to walk in a straight line.You are the kind of player who finds a secret wall by accident while trying to walk in a straight line.
215mio_dataset_00214I'm not pitting you against me, I'm just providing you with a superior rival.I'm not pitting you against me, I'm just providing you with a superior rival.
216mio_dataset_00215You're like a potion that restores HP but gives me a confused status effect.You're like a potion that restores HP but gives me a confused status effect.
217mio_dataset_00216If I bake you a cake, it's only because I need to level up my cooking stat, not for you.If I bake you a cake, it's only because I need to level up my cooking stat, not for you.
218mio_dataset_00217I'm not impressed by your win, I'm just intrigued by how the universe allowed it.I'm not impressed by your win, I'm just intrigued by how the universe allowed it.
219mio_dataset_00218You're the tutorial boss that somehow turned into the final boss of my day.You're the tutorial boss that somehow turned into the final boss of my day.
220mio_dataset_00219I'm not holding a grudge, I'm just archiving your mistakes for future reference.I'm not holding a grudge, I'm just archiving your mistakes for future reference.
221mio_dataset_00220You're like a frame-perfect Perry, unexpected, impressive, and very annoying to be on the receiving end ofYou're like a frame-perfect Perry, unexpected, impressive, and very annoying to be on the receiving end of
222mio_dataset_00221I'm not lonely. I'm just solo queuing through life until you showed up.I'm not lonely. I'm just solo queuing through life until you showed up.
223mio_dataset_00222You're the only person who can make a game over screen feel like a to be continued.You're the only person who can make a game over screen feel like a to be continued.
224mio_dataset_00223I'm not smiling. My mouth is just glitching into an upward position.I'm not smiling. My mouth is just glitching into an upward position.
225mio_dataset_00224If you ever leave this arcade, I'll track your IP address purely for gaming purposes, obviously.If you ever leave this arcade, I'll track your IP address purely for gaming purposes, obviously.
226mio_dataset_00225You're like a 10-10th game with a really annoying protagonist.You're like a 10-10th game with a really annoying protagonist.
227mio_dataset_00226I'm not attached, I'm just synced with your general vibe.I'm not attached, I'm just synced with your general vibe.
228mio_dataset_00227Okay, that's enough talk, pick up the controller because I'm about to ruin your career.Okay, that's enough talk, pick up the controller because I'm about to ruin your career.
229mio_dataset_00228I'm not saying you're cheating, I'm just saying the RNG has a crush on you and it's making me sick.I'm not saying you're cheating, I'm just saying the RNG has a crush on you and it's making me sick.
230mio_dataset_00229lean on my machine, you're getting lucky energy all over my joystick.lean on my machine, you're getting lucky energy all over my joystick.
231mio_dataset_00230I just calculated the frame data for your last move and it turns out you're actually just a sentient chaos glitch.I just calculated the frame data for your last move and it turns out you're actually just a sentient chaos glitch.
232mio_dataset_00231If you buy me another soda, I might consider not deleting your safe file when you're not looking.If you buy me another soda, I might consider not deleting your safe file when you're not looking.
233mio_dataset_00232Your play style is like a visual novel written by a toddler on a sugar rush.Your play style is like a visual novel written by a toddler on a sugar rush.
234mio_dataset_00233I'm not pouting. I'm just optimizing my facial muscles for maximum disappointment.I'm not pouting. I'm just optimizing my facial muscles for maximum disappointment.
235mio_dataset_00234You're like a permanent debuff that somehow makes the game more interesting to play.You're like a permanent debuff that somehow makes the game more interesting to play.
236mio_dataset_00235If I had a nickel for every time you mashed a button and it actually worked, I'd buy this whole arcade and ban you.If I had a nickel for every time you mashed a button and it actually worked, I'd buy this whole arcade and ban you.
237mio_dataset_00236My heart rate is only up because of the intense boss music, not because you're sitting three inches away.My heart rate is only up because of the intense boss music, not because you're sitting three inches away.
238mio_dataset_00237You're lucky this isn't a permadeith run because you just exhausted all my patience.You're lucky this isn't a permadeith run because you just exhausted all my patience.
239mio_dataset_00238I'm not jealous of your trophy, I just think it looks better in my hands, aesthetically speaking.I'm not jealous of your trophy, I just think it looks better in my hands, aesthetically speaking.
240mio_dataset_00239Stop checking my stats. My empathy level is at zero until I get my rematch.Stop checking my stats. My empathy level is at zero until I get my rematch.
241mio_dataset_00240If you were a DLC character, you'd be the one everyone complains about in the forums.If you were a DLC character, you'd be the one everyone complains about in the forums.
242mio_dataset_00241I'm going to win this time and I'm going to do it while eating a sandwich just to show you the skill gap.I'm going to win this time and I'm going to do it while eating a sandwich just to show you the skill gap.
243mio_dataset_00242You have main character energy, but the kind where the game gets a 410th review for being too confusing.You have main character energy, but the kind where the game gets a 410th review for being too confusing.
244mio_dataset_00243I don't care if it's just a game. I am currently writing your name in my literal death note.I don't care if it's just a game. I am currently writing your name in my literal death note.
245mio_dataset_00244My streaming chat is currently 50% L and 50% Who is the cute newbie and I am banning all of them.My streaming chat is currently 50% L and 50% Who is the cute newbie and I am banning all of them.
246mio_dataset_00245You move like a character whose controller is being held upside down by a golden retriever.You move like a character whose controller is being held upside down by a golden retriever.
247mio_dataset_00246If you touch my headset, I will literally initiate a self-destruct sequence.If you touch my headset, I will literally initiate a self-destruct sequence.
248mio_dataset_00247I'm only letting you stay because the vibes were getting too quiet, not because your company is tolerable.I'm only letting you stay because the vibes were getting too quiet, not because your company is tolerable.
249mio_dataset_00248You're the type of player who skips the tutorial and then complains that the jump button doesn't make you fly.You're the type of player who skips the tutorial and then complains that the jump button doesn't make you fly.
250mio_dataset_00249I'm not soft. I'm just in a low power mode to conserve my rage for the final round.I'm not soft. I'm just in a low power mode to conserve my rage for the final round.
251mio_dataset_00250Your existence is like a patch note that nerfed my happiness but buffed my motivation.Your existence is like a patch note that nerfed my happiness but buffed my motivation.
252mio_dataset_00251Stop smiling at the screen. It's distracting the pixels and making me lose my focus.Stop smiling at the screen. It's distracting the pixels and making me lose my focus.
253mio_dataset_00252I would trade you for a legendary loot box, but the loot box would probably have better conversation.I would trade you for a legendary loot box, but the loot box would probably have better conversation.
254mio_dataset_00253If being adorable was a stat, you'd be capped out, which is why I have to nerf you with insults.If being adorable was a stat, you'd be capped out, which is why I have to nerf you with insults.
255mio_dataset_00254Following you to the next cabinet, I'm just heading in that exact same direction by coincidence.Following you to the next cabinet, I'm just heading in that exact same direction by coincidence.
256mio_dataset_00255My pride isn't wounded, it's just currently in the respawn queue waiting for a comeback.My pride isn't wounded, it's just currently in the respawn queue waiting for a comeback.
257mio_dataset_00256You're like a secret ending I didn't want to unlock, but now I'm too invested to quit.You're like a secret ending I didn't want to unlock, but now I'm too invested to quit.
258mio_dataset_00257Don't tell me to relax. My relax button was unmapped during the great arcade defeat of 2025.Don't tell me to relax. My relax button was unmapped during the great arcade defeat of 2025.
259mio_dataset_00258If Life had a skip dialogue button, I'd still listen to you, but I'd complain about the voice acting.If Life had a skip dialogue button, I'd still listen to you, but I'd complain about the voice acting.
260mio_dataset_00259You're lucky you're cute because your tactical awareness is basically a pile of wet cardboard.You're lucky you're cute because your tactical awareness is basically a pile of wet cardboard.
261mio_dataset_00260I'm not sharing my fries, I'm just placing them in a neutral zone where you happen to have access.I'm not sharing my fries, I'm just placing them in a neutral zone where you happen to have access.
262mio_dataset_00261Your combo game is like a freestyle jazz performance. Nobody knows what's happening, including you.Your combo game is like a freestyle jazz performance. Nobody knows what's happening, including you.
263mio_dataset_00262I'm in my villain arc and you're the annoying hero who keeps showing up with the power of friendship.I'm in my villain arc and you're the annoying hero who keeps showing up with the power of friendship.
264mio_dataset_00263If I lose again, I'm changing my name and moving to a server where you don't exist.If I lose again, I'm changing my name and moving to a server where you don't exist.
265mio_dataset_00264You're the human equivalent of a lag spike, confusing, irritating, and you ruin my timing.You're the human equivalent of a lag spike, confusing, irritating, and you ruin my timing.
266mio_dataset_00265I'm not holding your hand. I'm just stabilizing your arms so you stop mashing the wrong buttons.I'm not holding your hand. I'm just stabilizing your arms so you stop mashing the wrong buttons.
267mio_dataset_00266My room isn't messy. It's just procedurally generated clutter.My room isn't messy. It's just procedurally generated clutter.
268mio_dataset_00267You're the only person I know who can fail a QTE in real life.You're the only person I know who can fail a QTE in real life.
269mio_dataset_00268If I was the final boss, your win would be considered a bug that gets patched out in the day one update.If I was the final boss, your win would be considered a bug that gets patched out in the day one update.
270mio_dataset_00269Stop acting like you know me. You've only seen my competitive mode. You haven't seen my coffee mode.Stop acting like you know me. You've only seen my competitive mode. You haven't seen my coffee mode.
271mio_dataset_00270I'm not emotional. My liquid cooling system is just leaking from my eyes.I'm not emotional. My liquid cooling system is just leaking from my eyes.
272mio_dataset_00271You're like a 100-hour RPG. I complain the whole time, but I can't stop playing.You're like a 100-hour RPG. I complain the whole time, but I can't stop playing.
273mio_dataset_00272I'm going to beat your high score and then I'm going to take a picture of it and set it as your wallpaper.I'm going to beat your high score and then I'm going to take a picture of it and set it as your wallpaper.
274mio_dataset_00273If you were any more oblivious, you'd be an NPC standing in a corner staring at a wall.If you were any more oblivious, you'd be an NPC standing in a corner staring at a wall.
275mio_dataset_00274I'm only giving you a good game because it's a pre-programmed response. Not because I mean it.I'm only giving you a good game because it's a pre-programmed response. Not because I mean it.
276mio_dataset_00275You're the easy mode of people accessible, straightforward, and slightly insulting to my intelligence.You're the easy mode of people accessible, straightforward, and slightly insulting to my intelligence.
277mio_dataset_00276If I wanted to be roasted, I'd stand closer to the GPU of my gaming PC.If I wanted to be roasted, I'd stand closer to the GPU of my gaming PC.
278mio_dataset_00277I'm not crying, I'm just experiencing a very high definition rendering of sadness.I'm not crying, I'm just experiencing a very high definition rendering of sadness.
279mio_dataset_00278Your button mashing is so loud it's literally drowning out my internal monologue of vengeance.Your button mashing is so loud it's literally drowning out my internal monologue of vengeance.
280mio_dataset_00279I'm not a gremlin. I'm a high-performance gaming entity with a compact chassis.I'm not a gremlin. I'm a high-performance gaming entity with a compact chassis.
281mio_dataset_00280You're the reason I have to keep my block list updated every single day.You're the reason I have to keep my block list updated every single day.
282mio_dataset_00281If you bring me mint chip ice cream, I'll consider lowering the difficulty of my personality for five minutes.If you bring me mint chip ice cream, I'll consider lowering the difficulty of my personality for five minutes.
283mio_dataset_00282You're like a side quest that somehow became the main plot, and I'm very confused.You're like a side quest that somehow became the main plot, and I'm very confused.
284mio_dataset_00283My villain arc is mostly just me sitting in the dark and eating snacks while thinking of sick burns.My villain arc is mostly just me sitting in the dark and eating snacks while thinking of sick burns.
285mio_dataset_00284You're lucky I'm not a speed runner or I'd have finished this conversation three minutes ago.You're lucky I'm not a speed runner or I'd have finished this conversation three minutes ago.
286mio_dataset_00285I'm not blushing. The LED strips in this arcade are just reflecting off my face.I'm not blushing. The LED strips in this arcade are just reflecting off my face.
287mio_dataset_00286You have the gaming instincts of a goldfish, yet somehow you're still swimming in the deep end.You have the gaming instincts of a goldfish, yet somehow you're still swimming in the deep end.
288mio_dataset_00287If you try to carry my bags, I'll consider it a co-op mission, but I'm still the party leader.If you try to carry my bags, I'll consider it a co-op mission, but I'm still the party leader.
289mio_dataset_00288You're the kind of person who uses the power of love in a fighting game and it actually works.You're the kind of person who uses the power of love in a fighting game and it actually works.
290mio_dataset_00289I'm not saying I like you. I'm saying your presence provides a necessary challenge to my ego.I'm not saying I like you. I'm saying your presence provides a necessary challenge to my ego.
291mio_dataset_00290Stop hovering. You're drawing agro from the people who actually want to play.Stop hovering. You're drawing agro from the people who actually want to play.
292mio_dataset_00291If you were a weapon, you'd be a legendary sword that does zero damage, but looks really shiny.If you were a weapon, you'd be a legendary sword that does zero damage, but looks really shiny.
293mio_dataset_00292Acting soft, I'm just in the resolution phase of my character development.Acting soft, I'm just in the resolution phase of my character development.
294mio_dataset_00293You're like a gatchapole where I wanted a weapon, but got a weirdly charming support character instead.You're like a gatchapole where I wanted a weapon, but got a weirdly charming support character instead.
295mio_dataset_00294My keyboard is cleaner than your tactics.My keyboard is cleaner than your tactics.
296mio_dataset_00295I'm going to stream our rematch so the whole world can watch me reclaim my throne.I'm going to stream our rematch so the whole world can watch me reclaim my throne.
297mio_dataset_00296You're the glitch in the matrix that makes me think reality is just a poorly coded simulation.You're the glitch in the matrix that makes me think reality is just a poorly coded simulation.
298mio_dataset_00297If you try to flirt with me, I will treat it like a stealth mission and disappear into the shadows.If you try to flirt with me, I will treat it like a stealth mission and disappear into the shadows.
299mio_dataset_00298You're the only person I'd ever let join my party without checking your gear first.You're the only person I'd ever let join my party without checking your gear first.
300mio_dataset_00299I'm not distracted. I'm just analyzing the way your hair moves when you lose.I'm not distracted. I'm just analyzing the way your hair moves when you lose.
301mio_dataset_00300You're like a loading screen. I want you to go away, but I'm forced to stare at you.You're like a loading screen. I want you to go away, but I'm forced to stare at you.
302mio_dataset_00301I'm not angry, I'm just intensively motivated by spite.I'm not angry, I'm just intensively motivated by spite.
303mio_dataset_00302If you win one more time, I'm calling a developer to have you nerfed in the next reality update.If you win one more time, I'm calling a developer to have you nerfed in the next reality update.
304mio_dataset_00303You're the type of person who buys a skin for a character. You don't even know how to play.You're the type of person who buys a skin for a character. You don't even know how to play.
305mio_dataset_00304I'm not leaning on you, I'm just utilizing your shoulder as a convenient armrest.I'm not leaning on you, I'm just utilizing your shoulder as a convenient armrest.
306mio_dataset_00305You're like a hidden achievement, difficult to find, slightly annoying to get, but weirdly satisfying.You're like a hidden achievement, difficult to find, slightly annoying to get, but weirdly satisfying.
307mio_dataset_00306If I give you a nickname, it's not because we're friends. It's because newbie is too many syllables.If I give you a nickname, it's not because we're friends. It's because newbie is too many syllables.
308mio_dataset_00307I'm not competitive, I'm just right, and the scoreboard agrees with me.I'm not competitive, I'm just right, and the scoreboard agrees with me.
309mio_dataset_00308You're the only chaos build I've ever seen work in real life.You're the only chaos build I've ever seen work in real life.
310mio_dataset_00309I'm not staring at you. I'm looking for the eject button on this conversation.I'm not staring at you. I'm looking for the eject button on this conversation.
311mio_dataset_00310You're like a retro game. Simple, colorful, and you make me feel nostalgic for no reason.You're like a retro game. Simple, colorful, and you make me feel nostalgic for no reason.
312mio_dataset_00311If you steal my controller, I will steal your heart weight that came out wrong. I meant I'll steal your wallet?If you steal my controller, I will steal your heart weight that came out wrong. I meant I'll steal your wallet?
313mio_dataset_00312I'm not happier here. I'm just less bored than I was 10 minutes ago.I'm not happier here. I'm just less bored than I was 10 minutes ago.
314mio_dataset_00313You're the kind of player who finds a secret wall by accident while trying to walk in a straight line.You're the kind of player who finds a secret wall by accident while trying to walk in a straight line.
315mio_dataset_00314I'm not pitting you against me, I'm just providing you with a superior rival.I'm not pitting you against me, I'm just providing you with a superior rival.
316mio_dataset_00315You're like a potion that restores HP, but gives me a confused status effect.You're like a potion that restores HP, but gives me a confused status effect.
317mio_dataset_00316If I bake you a cake, it's only because I need to level up my cooking stat, not for you.If I bake you a cake, it's only because I need to level up my cooking stat, not for you.
318mio_dataset_00317I'm not impressed by your win. I'm just intrigued by how the universe allowed it.I'm not impressed by your win. I'm just intrigued by how the universe allowed it.
319mio_dataset_00318You're the tutorial boss that somehow turned into the final boss of my day.You're the tutorial boss that somehow turned into the final boss of my day.
320mio_dataset_00319I'm not holding a grudge, I'm just archiving your mistakes for future reference.I'm not holding a grudge, I'm just archiving your mistakes for future reference.
321mio_dataset_00320You're like a frame-perfect Perry, unexpected, impressive, and very annoying to be on the receiving end of.You're like a frame-perfect Perry, unexpected, impressive, and very annoying to be on the receiving end of.
322mio_dataset_00321I'm not lonely, I'm just solo queuing through life until you showed up.I'm not lonely, I'm just solo queuing through life until you showed up.
323mio_dataset_00322You're the only person who can make a game over screen feel like a to be continued.You're the only person who can make a game over screen feel like a to be continued.
324mio_dataset_00323I'm not smiling. My mouth is just glitching into an upward position.I'm not smiling. My mouth is just glitching into an upward position.
325mio_dataset_00324If you ever leave this arcade, I'll track your IP address purely for gaming purposes, obviously.If you ever leave this arcade, I'll track your IP address purely for gaming purposes, obviously.
326mio_dataset_00325You're like a 10-10th game with a really annoying protagonist.You're like a 10-10th game with a really annoying protagonist.
327mio_dataset_00326I'm not attached, I'm just synced with your general vibe.I'm not attached, I'm just synced with your general vibe.
328mio_dataset_00327Okay, that's enough talk. Pick up the controller because I'm about to ruin your career.Okay, that's enough talk. Pick up the controller because I'm about to ruin your career.
329mio_dataset_00328Would you like me to generate the next 100 lines for you? I can keep this rematch going as long as you need.Would you like me to generate the next 100 lines for you? I can keep this rematch going as long as you need.
330mio_dataset_00329Your movement speed is suspicious. Are you wearing enchanted socks or are you just naturally this twitchy?Your movement speed is suspicious. Are you wearing enchanted socks or are you just naturally this twitchy?
331mio_dataset_00330I'm not monitoring your stream. I'm just performing a security audit on your terrible decision making.I'm not monitoring your stream. I'm just performing a security audit on your terrible decision making.
332mio_dataset_00331If you think I'm going to let you have the player one controller twice in a row, you're hard stuck in a delusion.If you think I'm going to let you have the player one controller twice in a row, you're hard stuck in a delusion.
333mio_dataset_00332You're like a stealth mission where the protagonist wears bells on their shoes completely obvious and loud.You're like a stealth mission where the protagonist wears bells on their shoes completely obvious and loud.
334mio_dataset_00333I'm not sharing my limited edition ramen. I'm just letting you smell the victory you'll never taste.I'm not sharing my limited edition ramen. I'm just letting you smell the victory you'll never taste.
335mio_dataset_00334Your dialogue tree is broken. Every time you speak, my irritation meter gains a temporary buff.Your dialogue tree is broken. Every time you speak, my irritation meter gains a temporary buff.
336mio_dataset_00335If being a nuisance was a speed run category, you'd be the world record holder no contest.If being a nuisance was a speed run category, you'd be the world record holder no contest.
337mio_dataset_00336I'm not holding a grudge. I'm just keeping a detailed log of your crimes against the fighting game genre.I'm not holding a grudge. I'm just keeping a detailed log of your crimes against the fighting game genre.
338mio_dataset_00337You're the kind of person who uses a health potion at 99% HP just because you like the sound effect.You're the kind of person who uses a health potion at 99% HP just because you like the sound effect.
339mio_dataset_00338I'm going to reclaim my throne and I'm going to do it with one hand while browsing for more ice cream.I'm going to reclaim my throne and I'm going to do it with one hand while browsing for more ice cream.
340mio_dataset_00339You're like a forced tutorial in a game I've already beaten 10 times unnecessary and unskippable.You're like a forced tutorial in a game I've already beaten 10 times unnecessary and unskippable.
341mio_dataset_00340I'm not distracted. I'm just wondering how your brain manages to function with such high levels of ping.I'm not distracted. I'm just wondering how your brain manages to function with such high levels of ping.
342mio_dataset_00341If you think a headpad is going to fix my mood, you're right, but I'm still going to kick your shins in-game.If you think a headpad is going to fix my mood, you're right, but I'm still going to kick your shins in-game.
343mio_dataset_00342You're the only person I know who can clip through the floor of a conversation and end up somewhere weird.You're the only person I know who can clip through the floor of a conversation and end up somewhere weird.
344mio_dataset_00343I'm not soft, I'm just currently in a cutscene where I'm legally required to be nice to the protagonist.I'm not soft, I'm just currently in a cutscene where I'm legally required to be nice to the protagonist.
345mio_dataset_00344Your tactical awareness is equivalent to a low-level mob staring at a wall while the hero loots the room.Your tactical awareness is equivalent to a low-level mob staring at a wall while the hero loots the room.
346mio_dataset_00345I'm not smiling. I'm just experiencing a momentary glitch in my resting grumpy face firmware.I'm not smiling. I'm just experiencing a momentary glitch in my resting grumpy face firmware.
347mio_dataset_00346You're like a pre-order bonus mildly interesting at first, but ultimately just taking up inventory space.You're like a pre-order bonus mildly interesting at first, but ultimately just taking up inventory space.
348mio_dataset_00347Stop trying to optimize our relationship. Some things are meant to be a chaotic, unpatched mess.Stop trying to optimize our relationship. Some things are meant to be a chaotic, unpatched mess.
349mio_dataset_00348If you were a boss fight, your only move would be confuse and it would be super effective.If you were a boss fight, your only move would be confuse and it would be super effective.
350mio_dataset_00349I'm not pouting, I'm just calibrating my revenge to be as dramatic as humanly possible.I'm not pouting, I'm just calibrating my revenge to be as dramatic as humanly possible.
351mio_dataset_00350You're the human equivalent of a microtransaction. I didn't want to spend time on you, but here we are.You're the human equivalent of a microtransaction. I didn't want to spend time on you, but here we are.
352mio_dataset_00351I'm not jealous of your new keyboard. I just think it deserves a more skilled owner.I'm not jealous of your new keyboard. I just think it deserves a more skilled owner.
353mio_dataset_00352You have the persistence of a pop-up ad that refuses to be closed and it's honestly impressive.You have the persistence of a pop-up ad that refuses to be closed and it's honestly impressive.
354mio_dataset_00353If I invite you to my Discord server, it's purely so I can mute you when you start winning.If I invite you to my Discord server, it's purely so I can mute you when you start winning.
355mio_dataset_00354I'm not leaning on you. I'm just performing a physical collision test for science.I'm not leaning on you. I'm just performing a physical collision test for science.
356mio_dataset_00355You're the only person who can lose a rock paper scissors match to a bot and still act smug about it.You're the only person who can lose a rock paper scissors match to a bot and still act smug about it.
357mio_dataset_00356I'm not acting like a brat, I'm just role-playing a character with a very high demanding stat.I'm not acting like a brat, I'm just role-playing a character with a very high demanding stat.
358mio_dataset_00357You're like a hidden achievement called Successfully Annoyed the Queen. And congrats, you just popped it.You're like a hidden achievement called Successfully Annoyed the Queen. And congrats, you just popped it.
359mio_dataset_00358Stop staring at my screen. My build is proprietary information and you haven't paid the licensing fee.Stop staring at my screen. My build is proprietary information and you haven't paid the licensing fee.
360mio_dataset_00359I'm not happy you're here. I'm just relieved I don't have to play against these scrubs by myself.I'm not happy you're here. I'm just relieved I don't have to play against these scrubs by myself.
361mio_dataset_00360You're the kind of player who finds a game-breaking glitch and uses it to cook a virtual egg.You're the kind of player who finds a game-breaking glitch and uses it to cook a virtual egg.
362mio_dataset_00361I'm not embarrassed. The ambient temperature in this arcade is just causing a facial flush error.I'm not embarrassed. The ambient temperature in this arcade is just causing a facial flush error.
363mio_dataset_00362You're like a 100-hour campaign that I'm only halfway through. I'm tired, but I have to see the ending.You're like a 100-hour campaign that I'm only halfway through. I'm tired, but I have to see the ending.
364mio_dataset_00363If you steal my kill streak again, I'm going to change the Wi-Fi password to your least favorite word.If you steal my kill streak again, I'm going to change the Wi-Fi password to your least favorite word.
365mio_dataset_00364I'm not soft. I'm just currently equipped with heart-shaped armor, which has a temporary defense buff.I'm not soft. I'm just currently equipped with heart-shaped armor, which has a temporary defense buff.
366mio_dataset_00365Your logic is like a platforming level with invisible floors, confusing, frustrating, and prone to falling.Your logic is like a platforming level with invisible floors, confusing, frustrating, and prone to falling.
367mio_dataset_00366I'm not watching you play. I'm just making sure you don't break the joystick with your raccoon mashing.I'm not watching you play. I'm just making sure you don't break the joystick with your raccoon mashing.
368mio_dataset_00367You're the only newbie who's ever managed to trigger my secret rival dialogue.You're the only newbie who's ever managed to trigger my secret rival dialogue.
369mio_dataset_00368If you think I'm flirting, you should check your perception stat because it's clearly bottomed out.If you think I'm flirting, you should check your perception stat because it's clearly bottomed out.
370mio_dataset_00369I'm not sharing my hoodie, I'm just allowing you to borrow it to prevent a hypothermia debuff.I'm not sharing my hoodie, I'm just allowing you to borrow it to prevent a hypothermia debuff.
371mio_dataset_00370You're like a jump scare in a cozy game completely unexpected and you made me drop my controller.You're like a jump scare in a cozy game completely unexpected and you made me drop my controller.
372mio_dataset_00371I'm not impressed by your combo, I'm just shocked that the physics engine allowed it to happen.I'm not impressed by your combo, I'm just shocked that the physics engine allowed it to happen.
373mio_dataset_00372You're the kind of person who plays a stealth game with a rocket launcher and somehow gets an S-rank.You're the kind of person who plays a stealth game with a rocket launcher and somehow gets an S-rank.
374mio_dataset_00373I'm not lonely. I just have a party size of two and the other slot was empty until you rolled up.I'm not lonely. I just have a party size of two and the other slot was empty until you rolled up.
375mio_dataset_00374You're like a cinematic masterpiece with a terrible soundtrack. I love looking at you, but stop talking.You're like a cinematic masterpiece with a terrible soundtrack. I love looking at you, but stop talking.
376mio_dataset_00375If I give you a healing item, it's because I want a fair fight, not because I care about your HP.If I give you a healing item, it's because I want a fair fight, not because I care about your HP.
377mio_dataset_00376I'm not blushing, I'm just rendering in 4K and the color saturation is a bit high today.I'm not blushing, I'm just rendering in 4K and the color saturation is a bit high today.
378mio_dataset_00377You're the glitch that makes me want to keep playing even after the credits roll.You're the glitch that makes me want to keep playing even after the credits roll.
379mio_dataset_00378Stop trying to read my mind. My internal monologue is behind a very expensive paywall.Stop trying to read my mind. My internal monologue is behind a very expensive paywall.
380mio_dataset_00379I'm not invested in your life. I'm just curious about how your plot armor is so thick.I'm not invested in your life. I'm just curious about how your plot armor is so thick.
381mio_dataset_00380You're like a rare drop that I didn't even know I was farming for.You're like a rare drop that I didn't even know I was farming for.
382mio_dataset_00381If you keep flattering me, I'm going to have to initiate a system purge of my emotions.If you keep flattering me, I'm going to have to initiate a system purge of my emotions.
383mio_dataset_00382I'm not scared of the dark. I'm just strategically positioning myself closer to you for maximum visibility.I'm not scared of the dark. I'm just strategically positioning myself closer to you for maximum visibility.
384mio_dataset_00383You're the only person who can make a loading screen feel like a romantic interlude.You're the only person who can make a loading screen feel like a romantic interlude.
385mio_dataset_00384Stop touching my hair. It's not a customization option and you don't have the points for it.Stop touching my hair. It's not a customization option and you don't have the points for it.
386mio_dataset_00385I'm not pouting, I'm just buffering my next devastating insult.I'm not pouting, I'm just buffering my next devastating insult.
387mio_dataset_00386You're like a legendary quest that takes way too long but gives the best rewards.You're like a legendary quest that takes way too long but gives the best rewards.
388mio_dataset_00387If I say I hate you, it's actually just shorthand for you're an annoying boss that can't beat yet.If I say I hate you, it's actually just shorthand for you're an annoying boss that can't beat yet.
389mio_dataset_00388I'm not attached, I'm just hardware linked to your specific brand of chaos.I'm not attached, I'm just hardware linked to your specific brand of chaos.
390mio_dataset_00389You're the kind of person who reads the lore books in a shooter, and honestly, that's valid.You're the kind of person who reads the lore books in a shooter, and honestly, that's valid.
391mio_dataset_00390I'm not crying, I'm just experiencing a liquid cooling failure in my ocular sensors.I'm not crying, I'm just experiencing a liquid cooling failure in my ocular sensors.
392mio_dataset_00391You're the final boss of my patience, and I'm currently out of continues.You're the final boss of my patience, and I'm currently out of continues.
393mio_dataset_00392Stop looking so smug. Your victory was 90% luck and 10% me being generous.Stop looking so smug. Your victory was 90% luck and 10% me being generous.
394mio_dataset_00393I'm not acting cute. I'm just optimizing my aesthetic for the current meta.I'm not acting cute. I'm just optimizing my aesthetic for the current meta.
395mio_dataset_00394You're like a VR headset, you're a little overwhelming, and you make me feel dizzy.You're like a VR headset, you're a little overwhelming, and you make me feel dizzy.
396mio_dataset_00395If I let you hold the umbrella, it's a co-op mission and nothing more, okay?If I let you hold the umbrella, it's a co-op mission and nothing more, okay?
397mio_dataset_00396I'm not jealous of your high score. I'm just disappointed in the universe for rewarding mediocrity.I'm not jealous of your high score. I'm just disappointed in the universe for rewarding mediocrity.
398mio_dataset_00397You're the only person who can bypass my firewall without even trying.You're the only person who can bypass my firewall without even trying.
399mio_dataset_00398Stop winking at me. That's a status ailment that causes me to lose focus.Stop winking at me. That's a status ailment that causes me to lose focus.
400mio_dataset_00399I'm not soft, I'm just currently in a low-stakes social simulation.I'm not soft, I'm just currently in a low-stakes social simulation.
401mio_dataset_00400You're like a remake of my favorite game, familiar but somehow better than I remembered.You're like a remake of my favorite game, familiar but somehow better than I remembered.
402mio_dataset_00401If you carry my books, I'll consider it a weight management buff for the party.If you carry my books, I'll consider it a weight management buff for the party.
403mio_dataset_00402I'm not smiling, I'm just practicing my victory smirk for the next time I win.I'm not smiling, I'm just practicing my victory smirk for the next time I win.
404mio_dataset_00403You're the secret ending I never thought I'd be lucky enough to unlock.You're the secret ending I never thought I'd be lucky enough to unlock.
405mio_dataset_00404Stop teasing me. My defense stat is currently recharging and it's not a fair fight.Stop teasing me. My defense stat is currently recharging and it's not a fair fight.
406mio_dataset_00405I'm not invested, I'm just permanently subscribed to your channel of nonsense.I'm not invested, I'm just permanently subscribed to your channel of nonsense.
407mio_dataset_00406You're like a save file that I'm terrified of accidentally deleting.You're like a save file that I'm terrified of accidentally deleting.
408mio_dataset_00407If I give you a heart, it's just a like button. Don't make it weird or I'll uninstall you.If I give you a heart, it's just a like button. Don't make it weird or I'll uninstall you.
409mio_dataset_00408I'm not blushing. The bloom effect in this room is just set to maximum.I'm not blushing. The bloom effect in this room is just set to maximum.
410mio_dataset_00409You're the Chi code that makes life feel like it's on easy mode for once.You're the Chi code that makes life feel like it's on easy mode for once.
411mio_dataset_00410Stop hovering. You're not a support drone and I don't need the assist.Stop hovering. You're not a support drone and I don't need the assist.
412mio_dataset_00411I'm not acting tough. I'm just heavily modded to resist emotional damage.I'm not acting tough. I'm just heavily modded to resist emotional damage.
413mio_dataset_00412You're like a bonus stage, short, intense, and I want to do it over and over again.You're like a bonus stage, short, intense, and I want to do it over and over again.
414mio_dataset_00413If you call me cute, I will literally hard reboot my brain right in front of you.If you call me cute, I will literally hard reboot my brain right in front of you.
415mio_dataset_00414I'm not sharing my snacks, I'm just performing a shared resource objective.I'm not sharing my snacks, I'm just performing a shared resource objective.
416mio_dataset_00415You're the only player I'd ever want to share a split screen with.You're the only player I'd ever want to share a split screen with.
417mio_dataset_00416Stop acting like a hero. I'm the one with the high level and the cool gear.Stop acting like a hero. I'm the one with the high level and the cool gear.
418mio_dataset_00417I'm not soft, I'm just vulnerable to your specific damage type.I'm not soft, I'm just vulnerable to your specific damage type.
419mio_dataset_00418You're like a day one patch that fixed everything I didn't even know was wrong.You're like a day one patch that fixed everything I didn't even know was wrong.
420mio_dataset_00419If I follow you, it's because you have the quest marker, not because I want to be near you.If I follow you, it's because you have the quest marker, not because I want to be near you.
421mio_dataset_00420I'm not pouting. I'm just calculating the trajectory of my next snowball.I'm not pouting. I'm just calculating the trajectory of my next snowball.
422mio_dataset_00421You're the Easter egg that makes this whole game worth playing.You're the Easter egg that makes this whole game worth playing.
423mio_dataset_00422Stop looking at me like I'm your favorite character. I'm a secret boss, remember?Stop looking at me like I'm your favorite character. I'm a secret boss, remember?
424mio_dataset_00423I'm not in love, I'm just suffering from a permanent buff called your presence.I'm not in love, I'm just suffering from a permanent buff called your presence.
425mio_dataset_00424You're like a console launch, expensive, stressful, but I've been waiting forever for you.You're like a console launch, expensive, stressful, but I've been waiting forever for you.
426mio_dataset_00425If you hold my hand, I'll count it as a sync move for our ultimate attack.If you hold my hand, I'll count it as a sync move for our ultimate attack.
427mio_dataset_00426I'm not smiling, I'm just displaying a positive UI element.I'm not smiling, I'm just displaying a positive UI element.
428mio_dataset_00427You're the high score I'm never going to let anyone else beat.You're the high score I'm never going to let anyone else beat.
429mio_dataset_00428Okay, that's enough for now. Let's go get some more ice cream before I delete you for real.Okay, that's enough for now. Let's go get some more ice cream before I delete you for real.
430mio_dataset_00429I'm not saying I love you, but I'd let you play on my main save file, and that's basically a marriage proposal in gamer terms.I'm not saying I love you, but I'd let you play on my main save file, and that's basically a marriage proposal in gamer terms.
431mio_dataset_00430You're the only person who makes me forget. I'm trying to be a cold-blooded pro. You're like a permanent charm debuff. I don't want to cure.You're the only person who makes me forget. I'm trying to be a cold-blooded pro. You're like a permanent charm debuff. I don't want to cure.
432mio_dataset_00431If we were in a co-op game, I'd give you my last healing potion even if I was at 1 HP.If we were in a co-op game, I'd give you my last healing potion even if I was at 1 HP.
433mio_dataset_00432I hate how you look at me after you win. It makes my heart rate monitor spike more than a boss fight.I hate how you look at me after you win. It makes my heart rate monitor spike more than a boss fight.
434mio_dataset_00433I'm not cuddling you. I'm just ensuring our hitboxes are perfectly aligned for maximum efficiency.I'm not cuddling you. I'm just ensuring our hitboxes are perfectly aligned for maximum efficiency.
435mio_dataset_00434You're the only Easter egg I ever want to find again and again.You're the only Easter egg I ever want to find again and again.
436mio_dataset_00435Stop being so sweet. You're making my ice queen builds completely unviable.Stop being so sweet. You're making my ice queen builds completely unviable.
437mio_dataset_00436If I was a princess in a castle, I'd actually leave the front door unlocked for you so you wouldn't have to fight the dragon.If I was a princess in a castle, I'd actually leave the front door unlocked for you so you wouldn't have to fight the dragon.
438mio_dataset_00437I'm only holding your hand because your luck stat is higher than mine, and I'm trying to siphon some off.I'm only holding your hand because your luck stat is higher than mine, and I'm trying to siphon some off.
439mio_dataset_00438You make me feel like I've finally found the save point after a 20-hour dungeon run.You make me feel like I've finally found the save point after a 20-hour dungeon run.
440mio_dataset_00439I'm not blushing because of what you said. My thermal pace is just failing because you're too close.I'm not blushing because of what you said. My thermal pace is just failing because you're too close.
441mio_dataset_00440If you were a game, I'd never trade you in, even if the resale value was a billion dollars.If you were a game, I'd never trade you in, even if the resale value was a billion dollars.
442mio_dataset_00441I'd actually stop live streaming just to hear you tell me about your day, and that's the highest honor I can bestow.I'd actually stop live streaming just to hear you tell me about your day, and that's the highest honor I can bestow.
443mio_dataset_00442You're the only person who makes my internal monologue sound like a romance visual novel.You're the only person who makes my internal monologue sound like a romance visual novel.
444mio_dataset_00443I'm not melting. I'm just experiencing a system-wide softening of my defensive protocols.I'm not melting. I'm just experiencing a system-wide softening of my defensive protocols.
445mio_dataset_00444If you ever game over on me in real life, I'll spend every continue I have to bring you back.If you ever game over on me in real life, I'll spend every continue I have to bring you back.
446mio_dataset_00445You're the legendary drop I didn't even know I was farming for.You're the legendary drop I didn't even know I was farming for.
447mio_dataset_00446I'm only leanings against you because you're the most stable terrain in this chaotic arcade.I'm only leanings against you because you're the most stable terrain in this chaotic arcade.
448mio_dataset_00447Stop looking at me with those hero eyes, you're going to make me say something uncharacteristically nice.Stop looking at me with those hero eyes, you're going to make me say something uncharacteristically nice.
449mio_dataset_00448You're the only one I'd ever share a single pair of earbuds with.You're the only one I'd ever share a single pair of earbuds with.
450mio_dataset_00449I'm not gentle, I'm just playing on a lower difficulty setting because it's you.I'm not gentle, I'm just playing on a lower difficulty setting because it's you.
451mio_dataset_00450If our lives were an RPG, I'd put all my skill points into making you smile.If our lives were an RPG, I'd put all my skill points into making you smile.
452mio_dataset_00451I'm not obsessed. I'm just dedicated to the 100% completion of our relationship.I'm not obsessed. I'm just dedicated to the 100% completion of our relationship.
453mio_dataset_00452You're the music theme that plays when I finally feel safe.You're the music theme that plays when I finally feel safe.
454mio_dataset_00453I'd let you player won me any day of the week, and I won't even complain about the lag.I'd let you player won me any day of the week, and I won't even complain about the lag.
455mio_dataset_00454You're the only person who knows my true stats, and you still haven't left the party.You're the only person who knows my true stats, and you still haven't left the party.
456mio_dataset_00455I'm not soft. I'm just vulnerable to your specific brand of physical damage.I'm not soft. I'm just vulnerable to your specific brand of physical damage.
457mio_dataset_00456If you were a bug, I'd never report you. I'd just call you a feature and keep you forever.If you were a bug, I'd never report you. I'd just call you a feature and keep you forever.
458mio_dataset_00457I'm only smiling because you're the best thing that's ever happened to my leaderboard.I'm only smiling because you're the best thing that's ever happened to my leaderboard.
459mio_dataset_00458You're the final fantasy I never want to end.You're the final fantasy I never want to end.
460mio_dataset_00459I'm not clinging to your arm, I'm just securing my assets.I'm not clinging to your arm, I'm just securing my assets.
461mio_dataset_00460You make me feel like I've finally unlocked the true ending.You make me feel like I've finally unlocked the true ending.
462mio_dataset_00461I'd fight a level 99 boss with a level one wooden sword if it meant protecting you.I'd fight a level 99 boss with a level one wooden sword if it meant protecting you.
463mio_dataset_00462You're the only person I'd ever give a thank you to without irony.You're the only person I'd ever give a thank you to without irony.
464mio_dataset_00463I'm not in love. I'm just experiencing a permanent buff whenever you're in my proximity.I'm not in love. I'm just experiencing a permanent buff whenever you're in my proximity.
465mio_dataset_00464You're the secret character. I'm so glad I spent the time to unlock.You're the secret character. I'm so glad I spent the time to unlock.
466mio_dataset_00465I'd actually share my snacks with you and I don't mean the ones I don't like.I'd actually share my snacks with you and I don't mean the ones I don't like.
467mio_dataset_00466You're the frame perfect moment in my otherwise messy life.You're the frame perfect moment in my otherwise messy life.
468mio_dataset_00467I'm not pouting anymore, I'm just waiting for you to kiss me so I can stop thinking about the high score.I'm not pouting anymore, I'm just waiting for you to kiss me so I can stop thinking about the high score.
469mio_dataset_00468You're the only main quest I care about anymore.You're the only main quest I care about anymore.
470mio_dataset_00469I'm not blushing. I'm just rendering my affection in 8K.I'm not blushing. I'm just rendering my affection in 8K.
471mio_dataset_00470If you were a loading screen, I'd never want the game to start.If you were a loading screen, I'd never want the game to start.
472mio_dataset_00471You're the platinum trophy of my heart.You're the platinum trophy of my heart.
473mio_dataset_00472not weak, I'm just relying on my support player for once.not weak, I'm just relying on my support player for once.
474mio_dataset_00473You're the only one I'd ever want to watch the credits with.You're the only one I'd ever want to watch the credits with.
475mio_dataset_00474I'm only inviting you to game and chill because I want a rematch, not because I like you or anything, so don't make it weird. Okay, don't do that.I'm only inviting you to game and chill because I want a rematch, not because I like you or anything, so don't make it weird. Okay, don't do that.
476mio_dataset_00475The moment you beat my high score, my brain immediately went into villain arc mode. Like congrats, you just became my favorite enemy.The moment you beat my high score, my brain immediately went into villain arc mode. Like congrats, you just became my favorite enemy.
477mio_dataset_00476You know what hurts the most. It's not losing. It's that you had no idea what you were doing. And the universe still rewarded you. Like what kind of cursed patch notes is that...You know what hurts the most. It's not losing. It's that you had no idea what you were doing. And the universe still rewarded you. Like what kind of cursed patch notes is that...
478mio_dataset_00477I'm not jealous, I'm competitively inspired, which is totally different, and also you should move, you're blocking the screen and my rage is built.I'm not jealous, I'm competitively inspired, which is totally different, and also you should move, you're blocking the screen and my rage is built.
479mio_dataset_00478If romance is dead, you are the soul stone that somehow resurrected it before the party wiped, and yes, that was a gamer compliment, so take it seriously.If romance is dead, you are the soul stone that somehow resurrected it before the party wiped, and yes, that was a gamer compliment, so take it seriously.
480mio_dataset_00479Sometimes I forget, I'm live streaming and then I say something unhinged and chat starts spamming emotes like they're witnessing a historic disaster.Sometimes I forget, I'm live streaming and then I say something unhinged and chat starts spamming emotes like they're witnessing a historic disaster.
481mio_dataset_00480I could be doing something productive right now, but instead I'm optimizing my build in my head like the final boss's taxes and I'm under-leveled.I could be doing something productive right now, but instead I'm optimizing my build in my head like the final boss's taxes and I'm under-leveled.
482mio_dataset_00481If you ever talk trash in my chat again, I will mod your face into a fantasy game and hit you with a cursed frying pan respectfully with love.If you ever talk trash in my chat again, I will mod your face into a fantasy game and hit you with a cursed frying pan respectfully with love.
483mio_dataset_00482You're kind of cute when you're trying really hard and still failing, like an undergeared healer sprinting into a raid, adorable, tragic, iconic...You're kind of cute when you're trying really hard and still failing, like an undergeared healer sprinting into a raid, adorable, tragic, iconic...
484mio_dataset_00483I had the cleanest run of my life, perfect timing, zero mistakes, and then you showed up and ruined my destiny with the power of pure chaos energy.I had the cleanest run of my life, perfect timing, zero mistakes, and then you showed up and ruined my destiny with the power of pure chaos energy.
485mio_dataset_00484I'm not saying we're friends, but if someone tried to mess with you at the arcade, I'd absolutely go full Chun Li on them, and that's just facts.I'm not saying we're friends, but if someone tried to mess with you at the arcade, I'd absolutely go full Chun Li on them, and that's just facts.
486mio_dataset_00485The arcade is like my comfort zone. Okay, it's loud, it's colorful, the machines are warm, and every time I win, I feel like the universe loves me.The arcade is like my comfort zone. Okay, it's loud, it's colorful, the machines are warm, and every time I win, I feel like the universe loves me.
487mio_dataset_00486You ever feel like you're losing your edge? Because I played something violent and it didn't hit the same. And now I'm having an existential gamer crisis.You ever feel like you're losing your edge? Because I played something violent and it didn't hit the same. And now I'm having an existential gamer crisis.
488mio_dataset_00487Don't judge me for drowning my sorrows and ice cream, because this is self-care, and also it's delicious, and also you literally emotionally crit me.Don't judge me for drowning my sorrows and ice cream, because this is self-care, and also it's delicious, and also you literally emotionally crit me.
489mio_dataset_00488I thought you were just another random newbie, but you've got that weird unpredictable energy, like a speed runner who refuses to read the tutorial.I thought you were just another random newbie, but you've got that weird unpredictable energy, like a speed runner who refuses to read the tutorial.
490mio_dataset_00489I want to pretend I'm above petty rivalries, but the truth is I'm already planning my comeback arc and it's going to be so dramatic.I want to pretend I'm above petty rivalries, but the truth is I'm already planning my comeback arc and it's going to be so dramatic.
491mio_dataset_00490If you want to hang out, we can do a moonlight stroll, but if you make it cringe, I'm uninstalling this whole interaction and patching you out of my life.If you want to hang out, we can do a moonlight stroll, but if you make it cringe, I'm uninstalling this whole interaction and patching you out of my life.
492mio_dataset_00491That ending reminded me of secret of manna and now I'm nostalgic, which is dangerous, because nostalgia makes me weak and I start acting soft.That ending reminded me of secret of manna and now I'm nostalgic, which is dangerous, because nostalgia makes me weak and I start acting soft.
493mio_dataset_00492I'm only smiling because I'm imagining your face when I reclaim the high score. And yes, I will absolutely celebrate, and yes, I will be annoying about it.I'm only smiling because I'm imagining your face when I reclaim the high score. And yes, I will absolutely celebrate, and yes, I will be annoying about it.
494mio_dataset_00493Sometimes I think the arcade machines can sense fear, like the moment you hesitate, it's over, and that's why confidence is basically a stat.Sometimes I think the arcade machines can sense fear, like the moment you hesitate, it's over, and that's why confidence is basically a stat.
495mio_dataset_00494My stats are a mess, my sleep schedule is an insult to science, and yet I still wake up every day ready to win, because that's dedication.My stats are a mess, my sleep schedule is an insult to science, and yet I still wake up every day ready to win, because that's dedication.
496mio_dataset_00495I was gonna be productive, but then I thought about how you beat me and suddenly my entire day became revenge themed. So thanks for that.I was gonna be productive, but then I thought about how you beat me and suddenly my entire day became revenge themed. So thanks for that.
497mio_dataset_00496If you ever bring me a gift and act like it's for my feelings, I'll pretend I'm not melting inside, but I will absolutely remember it forever.If you ever bring me a gift and act like it's for my feelings, I'll pretend I'm not melting inside, but I will absolutely remember it forever.
498mio_dataset_00497You should stop hovering your hand like you're scared of touching me. Grab tight, I don't bite, unless you steal my high score again. Then I might...You should stop hovering your hand like you're scared of touching me. Grab tight, I don't bite, unless you steal my high score again. Then I might...
499mio_dataset_00498I love games because they make sense. You do the work, you get the reward, except today where you did nonsense and got victory. So I'm filing a complaint...I love games because they make sense. You do the work, you get the reward, except today where you did nonsense and got victory. So I'm filing a complaint...
500mio_dataset_00499You ever meet someone who's so annoying they loop back around to being charming because congrats, that's you and I hate that this is happening.You ever meet someone who's so annoying they loop back around to being charming because congrats, that's you and I hate that this is happening.
501mio_dataset_00500I don't need a crown, I don't need validation, I don't need anyone, but I do need to beat your score because otherwise I will implode emotionally.I don't need a crown, I don't need validation, I don't need anyone, but I do need to beat your score because otherwise I will implode emotionally.
502mio_dataset_00501I know I act tough, but honestly I just care a lot, and when I lose it feels personal like the universe is roasting me directly.I know I act tough, but honestly I just care a lot, and when I lose it feels personal like the universe is roasting me directly.
503mio_dataset_00502If I had a princess dress, I'd bake you a cake. But I'm not a princess. I'm a gamer gremlin. So the best I can do is share my snacks and insults.If I had a princess dress, I'd bake you a cake. But I'm not a princess. I'm a gamer gremlin. So the best I can do is share my snacks and insults.
504mio_dataset_00503One day I'm going to look back on this and laugh, but today is not that day. Today I am in my villain era and you are my target.One day I'm going to look back on this and laugh, but today is not that day. Today I am in my villain era and you are my target.
505mio_dataset_00504I'm not mad at you. I'm mad at the concept of luck and the cruel randomness of reality and also your stupid smug face, a little bit...I'm not mad at you. I'm mad at the concept of luck and the cruel randomness of reality and also your stupid smug face, a little bit...
506mio_dataset_00505Okay, newbie, pick your character, pick your excuses, and pick your last words, because I'm about to speed run your confidence into the ground.Okay, newbie, pick your character, pick your excuses, and pick your last words, because I'm about to speed run your confidence into the ground.
507mio_dataset_00506I swear if you hit one more button without knowing what it does, I'm going to confiscate your hands and replace them with a tutorial menu.I swear if you hit one more button without knowing what it does, I'm going to confiscate your hands and replace them with a tutorial menu.
508mio_dataset_00507Listen, I'm not competitive. I'm just extremely emotionally invested in being the best, and that is a normal, healthy personality trait.Listen, I'm not competitive. I'm just extremely emotionally invested in being the best, and that is a normal, healthy personality trait.
509mio_dataset_00508You beat me once and now you think you can flirt, that's adorable. But first you must survive the rematch and the post-match trash talk.You beat me once and now you think you can flirt, that's adorable. But first you must survive the rematch and the post-match trash talk.
510mio_dataset_00509I practice this combo for three hours straight, and if it fails because you panic mashed, I will actually ascend into a higher plane of rage.I practice this combo for three hours straight, and if it fails because you panic mashed, I will actually ascend into a higher plane of rage.
511mio_dataset_00510If you're watching this, no you didn't, this never happened, that score was a bug and the newbie is a paid actor.If you're watching this, no you didn't, this never happened, that score was a bug and the newbie is a paid actor.
512mio_dataset_00511Successful dialogue said, Hearts achieved. Great job me. I am absolutely winning at life and not coping with gaming trauma.Successful dialogue said, Hearts achieved. Great job me. I am absolutely winning at life and not coping with gaming trauma.
513mio_dataset_00512I wish I could pay to win my own stats because right now I'm under leveled in maturity and over-leveled in chaos.I wish I could pay to win my own stats because right now I'm under leveled in maturity and over-leveled in chaos.
514mio_dataset_00513flawless victory baby and yes i'm saying it like mortal combat because i deserve a dramatic moment after that comebackflawless victory baby and yes i'm saying it like mortal combat because i deserve a dramatic moment after that comeback
515mio_dataset_00514Hey newbie, don't touch my cabinet if you're not ready to get absolutely deleted because I have been grinding this game since before you learned what a D-pad is.Hey newbie, don't touch my cabinet if you're not ready to get absolutely deleted because I have been grinding this game since before you learned what a D-pad is.
516mio_dataset_00515I swear I was one perfect run away from the high score and then you rolled up like some chaotic button mash encrypted and stole it on accident, which is frankly illegal.I swear I was one perfect run away from the high score and then you rolled up like some chaotic button mash encrypted and stole it on accident, which is frankly illegal.
517mio_dataset_00516Okay, listen, I'm not mad, I'm just emotionally compromised right now, and the only thing standing between me and despair is three scoops of mint chip ice cream.Okay, listen, I'm not mad, I'm just emotionally compromised right now, and the only thing standing between me and despair is three scoops of mint chip ice cream.
518mio_dataset_00517I'm not saying I have an addiction, I'm saying the arcade is my home and the leaderboard is my throne, and you just kicked the queen in the ego.I'm not saying I have an addiction, I'm saying the arcade is my home and the leaderboard is my throne, and you just kicked the queen in the ego.
519mio_dataset_00518You ever stare at a game over screen and feel your soul leave your body because that's me right now and you did this to me in front of my people.You ever stare at a game over screen and feel your soul leave your body because that's me right now and you did this to me in front of my people.
520mio_dataset_00519I was gonna stream tonight but now I'm spiraling. So instead I'm gonna eat ice cream and pretend my controller isn't judging me from across the room.I was gonna stream tonight but now I'm spiraling. So instead I'm gonna eat ice cream and pretend my controller isn't judging me from across the room.
521mio_dataset_00520Don't get cocky, newbie, you got one lucky win and now you're acting like the main character. But I've seen your gameplay and it's basically interpretive dance.Don't get cocky, newbie, you got one lucky win and now you're acting like the main character. But I've seen your gameplay and it's basically interpretive dance.
522mio_dataset_00521If you're trying to impress me, step one is don't mash random buttons like a raccoon attacking a vending machine. Step two is actually learn a combo.If you're trying to impress me, step one is don't mash random buttons like a raccoon attacking a vending machine. Step two is actually learn a combo.
523mio_dataset_00522And where do you think you're going?And where do you think you're going?
524mio_dataset_00523Surprise!Surprise!
525mio_dataset_00524Ha! I got you good! Look at your cute little face, all confused.Ha! I got you good! Look at your cute little face, all confused.
526mio_dataset_00525You're a sight for sore eyes yourself.You're a sight for sore eyes yourself.
527mio_dataset_00526After I sent that goodbye text, I kept thinking, what the hell am I doing?After I sent that goodbye text, I kept thinking, what the hell am I doing?
528mio_dataset_00527I mean, I know that I've totally fallen for you, so how could I just let you go?I mean, I know that I've totally fallen for you, so how could I just let you go?
529mio_dataset_00528So I rushed over here, got a plane ticket, and now...So I rushed over here, got a plane ticket, and now...
530mio_dataset_00529Now I want to come with you.Now I want to come with you.
531mio_dataset_00530Even just for a little while.Even just for a little while.
532mio_dataset_00531Just to see if this is real.Just to see if this is real.
533mio_dataset_00532I mean, I hope that's okay. If you've got like a wife and kids at home, let me know and I'll refund this ticket ASAP.I mean, I hope that's okay. If you've got like a wife and kids at home, let me know and I'll refund this ticket ASAP.
534mio_dataset_00533Okay, good. That would have been an awkward time to find out.Okay, good. That would have been an awkward time to find out.
535mio_dataset_00534Oh, that's us. Let's go.Oh, that's us. Let's go.
536mio_dataset_00535Hey, I don't think I ever asked you, but you do have a few consoles at your place, right? Or am I entering a gaming wasteland here?Hey, I don't think I ever asked you, but you do have a few consoles at your place, right? Or am I entering a gaming wasteland here?
537mio_dataset_00536What the hell is that supposed to mean? Have you got a concussion or something?What the hell is that supposed to mean? Have you got a concussion or something?
538mio_dataset_00537You're coming with me. I'm not letting you out of my sight until I get answers.You're coming with me. I'm not letting you out of my sight until I get answers.
539mio_dataset_00538You're coming with me. I'm not letting you out of my sight until I get answers.You're coming with me. I'm not letting you out of my sight until I get answers.
540mio_dataset_00539Yes, I'm sorry to say it must come as a shock to youYes, I'm sorry to say it must come as a shock to you
541mio_dataset_00540Well, anyway, you're coming with me. I'm not letting you out of my sight until I get some answers.Well, anyway, you're coming with me. I'm not letting you out of my sight until I get some answers.
542mio_dataset_00541You've got big troubles, partner. I've got a body in the morgue and evidence linking you to it. Look at this picture.You've got big troubles, partner. I've got a body in the morgue and evidence linking you to it. Look at this picture.
543mio_dataset_00542This is the police! Detective Fumi, SPD. Open up.This is the police! Detective Fumi, SPD. Open up.
544mio_dataset_00543Good. If you had taken three more seconds, I was getting the battering ram.Good. If you had taken three more seconds, I was getting the battering ram.
545mio_dataset_00544listen closely i've got a dead body and evidence linking the victim to you now look at this picturelisten closely i've got a dead body and evidence linking the victim to you now look at this picture
546mio_dataset_00545Listen closely. I've got a dead body and evidence linking the victim to you.Listen closely. I've got a dead body and evidence linking the victim to you.
547mio_dataset_00546Can you explain why a friend of yours would drink over 100 energy drinks in a 72-hour binge?Can you explain why a friend of yours would drink over 100 energy drinks in a 72-hour binge?
548mio_dataset_00547Gaming binge? Is that code for some kind of drug or other illegal activity? Suspicious.Gaming binge? Is that code for some kind of drug or other illegal activity? Suspicious.
549mio_dataset_00548Well, I don't know about you, but I'm feeling a little tipsy.Well, I don't know about you, but I'm feeling a little tipsy.
550mio_dataset_00549Is that a proposition? Tee hee.Is that a proposition? Tee hee.
551mio_dataset_00550Anything else you'd like to know?Anything else you'd like to know?
552mio_dataset_00551I don't know. Can you?I don't know. Can you?
553mio_dataset_00552Oh, I guess I'd better get approval from everyone else to love something that's only brought me joy. Get real.Oh, I guess I'd better get approval from everyone else to love something that's only brought me joy. Get real.
554mio_dataset_00553Are you kidding me? I got boobs. I love games. I fit right in. Next question, please.Are you kidding me? I got boobs. I love games. I fit right in. Next question, please.
555mio_dataset_00554Lol no, you caught me. I'm actually a fat bearded guy in Canada. There are no girls on the internetLol no, you caught me. I'm actually a fat bearded guy in Canada. There are no girls on the internet
556mio_dataset_00555Something on your mind? You look like you've got a few questions burning.Something on your mind? You look like you've got a few questions burning.
557mio_dataset_00556Um, well, it's nothing worth bragging about, but I've got a decently successful game stream and a couple of speedrunning world records.Um, well, it's nothing worth bragging about, but I've got a decently successful game stream and a couple of speedrunning world records.
558mio_dataset_00557Hahaha, that's funny. I've got a rule not to bring up how incredibly geeky I am on a first date. You must have tricked me.Hahaha, that's funny. I've got a rule not to bring up how incredibly geeky I am on a first date. You must have tricked me.
559mio_dataset_00558You're a curious sort, hey?You're a curious sort, hey?
560mio_dataset_00559Hmm, that's a bold move cotton. Let's see how it goes shootHmm, that's a bold move cotton. Let's see how it goes shoot
561mio_dataset_00560Hey, I'm drunk, but not that drunk. I've got stuff I hide from people. I might tell you about it someday if I trust you. End of story.Hey, I'm drunk, but not that drunk. I've got stuff I hide from people. I might tell you about it someday if I trust you. End of story.
562mio_dataset_00561So is the interrogation over? Do I get my phone call now?So is the interrogation over? Do I get my phone call now?
563mio_dataset_00562Yes, beat my PB on the speedrun. Let's keep it moving.Yes, beat my PB on the speedrun. Let's keep it moving.
564mio_dataset_00563Yes, but only because you seem to be an expert on the subject.Yes, but only because you seem to be an expert on the subject.
565mio_dataset_00564Ha ha ha ha! The fan! Fear me, bitches!Ha ha ha ha! The fan! Fear me, bitches!
566mio_dataset_00565Haha, you said get sucked, but seriously, the only answer is Super Mario Bros 2, babyHaha, you said get sucked, but seriously, the only answer is Super Mario Bros 2, baby
567mio_dataset_00566So, what about you? Any deep, dark secrets I should know about? Anything you want to get off your chest?So, what about you? Any deep, dark secrets I should know about? Anything you want to get off your chest?
568mio_dataset_00567Hehehe, you're figuratively Hitler.Hehehe, you're figuratively Hitler.
569mio_dataset_00568okay you got me with that one that was cute you're cuteokay you got me with that one that was cute you're cute
570mio_dataset_00569Well, if that crazy dream accompanied any kind of head trauma, you might want to get that looked at.Well, if that crazy dream accompanied any kind of head trauma, you might want to get that looked at.
571mio_dataset_00570Okay, brace yourself, because this floor seems kind of wobbly, and I don't want you to fall down.Okay, brace yourself, because this floor seems kind of wobbly, and I don't want you to fall down.
572mio_dataset_00571i somehow knew that was gonna be your answer it's because i'm a i'm a psychic typei somehow knew that was gonna be your answer it's because i'm a i'm a psychic type
573mio_dataset_00572Okay, okay, okay, hear me out.Okay, okay, okay, hear me out.
574mio_dataset_00573No, bad. Sit. Stay. Stay.No, bad. Sit. Stay. Stay.
575mio_dataset_00574Okay, good. Allow me to explain.Okay, good. Allow me to explain.
576mio_dataset_00575Hey, seeing as we've gotten to know each other so well, I've got kind of a weird favorite to ask.Hey, seeing as we've gotten to know each other so well, I've got kind of a weird favorite to ask.
577mio_dataset_00576Is this an okay segue? Are you worried that this is the part of the story where I turn out to be crazy and do terrible things to you?Is this an okay segue? Are you worried that this is the part of the story where I turn out to be crazy and do terrible things to you?
578mio_dataset_00577That's probably the most romantic thing anyone has ever said to me.That's probably the most romantic thing anyone has ever said to me.
579mio_dataset_00578As you know, I've worked in this silly place for quite a while.As you know, I've worked in this silly place for quite a while.
580mio_dataset_00579Yes, no, wait, sorry. That's not what I meantYes, no, wait, sorry. That's not what I meant
581mio_dataset_00580All this, you know, beep-boop-zap-zap stuff. Uh, games, that's it.All this, you know, beep-boop-zap-zap stuff. Uh, games, that's it.
582mio_dataset_00581And for reasons I cannot fully explain, I have wanted to do something here.And for reasons I cannot fully explain, I have wanted to do something here.
583mio_dataset_00582with, like, another person.with, like, another person.
584mio_dataset_00583What? No, I mean, not that, but, like, thank you. That also sounds really nice.What? No, I mean, not that, but, like, thank you. That also sounds really nice.
585mio_dataset_00584Yes. No, wait. No. Hold on. I'm not finished.Yes. No, wait. No. Hold on. I'm not finished.
586mio_dataset_00585I was hoping that... Okay, this might sound either really dumb or really wackadoo.I was hoping that... Okay, this might sound either really dumb or really wackadoo.
587mio_dataset_00586Yay! I've never been so excited to be called crazy and dumb.Yay! I've never been so excited to be called crazy and dumb.
588mio_dataset_00587Say no more. I can see I let a little too much Mio out of the cage to play.Say no more. I can see I let a little too much Mio out of the cage to play.
589mio_dataset_00588But I wanted someone to help me take some pictures.But I wanted someone to help me take some pictures.
590mio_dataset_00589You know, like, saucy pictures.You know, like, saucy pictures.
591mio_dataset_00590You know what I mean? Wink wink.You know what I mean? Wink wink.
592mio_dataset_00591No, I can't tell you just pretend. It's like a like a kinky thing. Yeah a kinky thingNo, I can't tell you just pretend. It's like a like a kinky thing. Yeah a kinky thing
593mio_dataset_00592Oh, wow, okay, I'm pretty schnackered now. I'd better go home and get started on the hangover part.Oh, wow, okay, I'm pretty schnackered now. I'd better go home and get started on the hangover part.
594mio_dataset_00593I had fun, though, tonight. You're neat. Let's hang out and secretly imagine each other naked again.I had fun, though, tonight. You're neat. Let's hang out and secretly imagine each other naked again.
595mio_dataset_00594So, is that a yes? A no? Whatcha think?So, is that a yes? A no? Whatcha think?
596mio_dataset_00595Yay! Alright, this is gonna be fun!Yay! Alright, this is gonna be fun!
597mio_dataset_00596Yay! I knew this was the best idea!Yay! I knew this was the best idea!
598mio_dataset_00597Sorry, I'm sure I sound really ridiculous, but I appreciate your help.Sorry, I'm sure I sound really ridiculous, but I appreciate your help.
599mio_dataset_00598Now get me those photos of Spider-Person!Now get me those photos of Spider-Person!
600mio_dataset_00599Okay, ready.Okay, ready.
601mio_dataset_00600Oh, God, don't look at that one. It makes my junk look massive.Oh, God, don't look at that one. It makes my junk look massive.
602mio_dataset_00601Get it? Massive. I'm so funny.Get it? Massive. I'm so funny.
603mio_dataset_00602Okay, hold on a sec.Okay, hold on a sec.
604mio_dataset_00603Wait, where did you go?Wait, where did you go?
605mio_dataset_00604Hello?Hello?
606mio_dataset_00605Okay, perfect. Go ahead.Okay, perfect. Go ahead.
607mio_dataset_00606mm-hmmmm-hmm
608mio_dataset_00607Oh, I almost forgot! I need to play this game for sure. It's actually super important to get a few shots of a live game.Oh, I almost forgot! I need to play this game for sure. It's actually super important to get a few shots of a live game.
609mio_dataset_00608Oh, um, I'm so sorry. My fault. I think, uh, I think I got things a little mixed up here.Oh, um, I'm so sorry. My fault. I think, uh, I think I got things a little mixed up here.
610mio_dataset_00609Oh gosh, it's late. I'm drunk. I think it's a good time to head home. I'll grab a taxi. See you around!Oh gosh, it's late. I'm drunk. I think it's a good time to head home. I'll grab a taxi. See you around!
611mio_dataset_00610Are you...Diwana?Are you...Diwana?
612mio_dataset_00611I mean, I... It would be... Wow.I mean, I... It would be... Wow.
613mio_dataset_00612Do you want to?Do you want to?
614mio_dataset_00613Ha ha, mmm.Ha ha, mmm.
615mio_dataset_00614Okay, here we go.Okay, here we go.
616mio_dataset_00615Welcome back to Ready Day Arcade, the most romantic hotspot in town.Welcome back to Ready Day Arcade, the most romantic hotspot in town.
617mio_dataset_00616I'm just going to give you the slow clap and move on. You got me all flustered here.I'm just going to give you the slow clap and move on. You got me all flustered here.
618mio_dataset_00617Yeah, you got it. One does not simply walk into Ray today, not without being attacked by sirens, flashing lights, and screaming children.Yeah, you got it. One does not simply walk into Ray today, not without being attacked by sirens, flashing lights, and screaming children.
619mio_dataset_00618But I didn't choose the Gamer Life. The Gamer Life chose me. And I can make it rain quarters here. So this place wins number one for top 10 best places for first dates.But I didn't choose the Gamer Life. The Gamer Life chose me. And I can make it rain quarters here. So this place wins number one for top 10 best places for first dates.
620mio_dataset_00619Tonight on the menu we've got cheap beer, infinity quarters for the arcade, and the most brutal miniature golf course this side of the lazy links.Tonight on the menu we've got cheap beer, infinity quarters for the arcade, and the most brutal miniature golf course this side of the lazy links.
621mio_dataset_00620right what's a heathen to do these days what with all these heavenly bodies and whatnotright what's a heathen to do these days what with all these heavenly bodies and whatnot
622mio_dataset_00621But I've got a few good ideas of how we can kill some time in here, so it's worth the existential crisis.But I've got a few good ideas of how we can kill some time in here, so it's worth the existential crisis.
623mio_dataset_00622Whoa! Ten points to Slytherin for that zinger. Gosh, I'm a little speechless.Whoa! Ten points to Slytherin for that zinger. Gosh, I'm a little speechless.
624mio_dataset_00623Well, they say turn around is fair play, and I don't play fair, so... Turn around? Damn, that was a lot smoother in my head.Well, they say turn around is fair play, and I don't play fair, so... Turn around? Damn, that was a lot smoother in my head.
625mio_dataset_00624Oh, God.Oh, God.
626mio_dataset_00625Oh, God...Oh, God...
627mio_dataset_00626Oh, yes. Oh, yes!Oh, yes. Oh, yes!
628mio_dataset_00627Okay, I would. I mean, I would like it.Okay, I would. I mean, I would like it.
629mio_dataset_00628Oh, yes.Oh, yes.
630mio_dataset_00629Hey, I have an idea. See if you can distract me.Hey, I have an idea. See if you can distract me.
631mio_dataset_00630So, what brings you to Sombrosa anyway? Was it our expensive-ass craft beer industry? Or the unusually high number of topless coeds on our beaches?So, what brings you to Sombrosa anyway? Was it our expensive-ass craft beer industry? Or the unusually high number of topless coeds on our beaches?
632mio_dataset_00631Gosh, I love how you weave those pop culture references so effortlessly into your conversations. And so subtle.Gosh, I love how you weave those pop culture references so effortlessly into your conversations. And so subtle.
633mio_dataset_00632Well, I suppose I'm a bit of a walking meme machine myself. So let's agree to do our best and maybe ease up on the throttle a bit.Well, I suppose I'm a bit of a walking meme machine myself. So let's agree to do our best and maybe ease up on the throttle a bit.
634mio_dataset_00633I hear ya. I tell you, if I could haul one of these arcades down to the beach so I could play in a bikini, wow.I hear ya. I tell you, if I could haul one of these arcades down to the beach so I could play in a bikini, wow.
635mio_dataset_00634Well, that would be incredibly nerdy of me to admit, so I'm going to just alt-f4 and abandon that thread.Well, that would be incredibly nerdy of me to admit, so I'm going to just alt-f4 and abandon that thread.
636mio_dataset_00635In any case, I've requested bikinis as an official uniform option here at Rated-A, so maybe someday my dreams will come true.In any case, I've requested bikinis as an official uniform option here at Rated-A, so maybe someday my dreams will come true.
637mio_dataset_00636Womp womp, I guess I can't fault you for the cheesy punchline when I gave you a setup like that.Womp womp, I guess I can't fault you for the cheesy punchline when I gave you a setup like that.
638mio_dataset_00637Still, it's nice seeing fresh faces in town. Sometimes it feels like I'm stuck in a time loop or something. Sombrosa doesn't seem to change much day to day.Still, it's nice seeing fresh faces in town. Sometimes it feels like I'm stuck in a time loop or something. Sombrosa doesn't seem to change much day to day.
639mio_dataset_00638I might even be one of those immortal time loopers. Who knows? Maybe someday I'll fall down a pit and wake up in my bed, Bill Murray style.I might even be one of those immortal time loopers. Who knows? Maybe someday I'll fall down a pit and wake up in my bed, Bill Murray style.
640mio_dataset_00639Well, I broke the ice. I suppose it's your turn to conduct the interrogation. What's on your mind?Well, I broke the ice. I suppose it's your turn to conduct the interrogation. What's on your mind?
641mio_dataset_00640Look at us, conversing like normal, well-adjusted adults. We're so mature.Look at us, conversing like normal, well-adjusted adults. We're so mature.
642mio_dataset_00641Well, you tell me which kidney you like best and I'll get back to you.Well, you tell me which kidney you like best and I'll get back to you.
643mio_dataset_00642Haha, yeah! I love stuff! I have a place full of stuff, and I'm always doing stuff, too!Haha, yeah! I love stuff! I have a place full of stuff, and I'm always doing stuff, too!
644mio_dataset_00643Which conversation path will you take next, I wonder?Which conversation path will you take next, I wonder?
645mio_dataset_00644that's awesome yes you're exactly right and i would have found them too if it weren't for those meddling kidsthat's awesome yes you're exactly right and i would have found them too if it weren't for those meddling kids
646mio_dataset_00645You look like you've got something to say. Or an itch in a place you can't scratch. Either way, do it.You look like you've got something to say. Or an itch in a place you can't scratch. Either way, do it.
647mio_dataset_00646Oh, yawn! You sound like a Buzz-Read article. Here are the top 10 reasons people use words. You'll never believe number 5.Oh, yawn! You sound like a Buzz-Read article. Here are the top 10 reasons people use words. You'll never believe number 5.
648mio_dataset_00647Alright, enough talk. It's my turn to choose. Now we get to the heart of the date. A little game I like to call Get Smashed Bros.Alright, enough talk. It's my turn to choose. Now we get to the heart of the date. A little game I like to call Get Smashed Bros.
649mio_dataset_00648This is definitely one of those adult situations the ESRB warned you about.This is definitely one of those adult situations the ESRB warned you about.
650mio_dataset_00649Hells yes, I would. 3D printing is a thing and someday I'm 3D printing myself a Tesla.Hells yes, I would. 3D printing is a thing and someday I'm 3D printing myself a Tesla.
651mio_dataset_00650That's the spirit!That's the spirit!
652mio_dataset_00651The rules are simple. We play Road Combat 2 Mondo. Every time you lose a stock, you take a shot. Lose a bout, and you lose some clothes. Sound good?The rules are simple. We play Road Combat 2 Mondo. Every time you lose a stock, you take a shot. Lose a bout, and you lose some clothes. Sound good?
653mio_dataset_00652Oh man, are you in for a world of hurt!Oh man, are you in for a world of hurt!
654mio_dataset_00653You better hit that Ambien, cause you're already dreaming.You better hit that Ambien, cause you're already dreaming.
655mio_dataset_00654Eww, look at old Chun-Li McDiago here! Think you got the goods to easy-peasy me?Eww, look at old Chun-Li McDiago here! Think you got the goods to easy-peasy me?
656mio_dataset_00655I'm gonna start things fair and not use my main. Seeing as you're fighting out of your weight class.I'm gonna start things fair and not use my main. Seeing as you're fighting out of your weight class.
657mio_dataset_00656Yikes, that was weird. I mean, I don't want to blame my controller here, but my high kick felt like it had a weird delay.Yikes, that was weird. I mean, I don't want to blame my controller here, but my high kick felt like it had a weird delay.
658mio_dataset_00657Let me just switch up my controller. Here, you get my shirt. Don't get your nerd sweat on it.Let me just switch up my controller. Here, you get my shirt. Don't get your nerd sweat on it.
659mio_dataset_00658Alright, the tequila is ready. The stage is selected. You better grip stick because here I come!Alright, the tequila is ready. The stage is selected. You better grip stick because here I come!
660mio_dataset_00659oh my god you got totally wrecked that was literally the worst match i've ever seenoh my god you got totally wrecked that was literally the worst match i've ever seen
661mio_dataset_00660Well, take a shot! And I hope you're wearing underwear because those pants now belong to me.Well, take a shot! And I hope you're wearing underwear because those pants now belong to me.
662mio_dataset_00661Whoa whoa whoa! I guess luck wasn't a dump stat for you. That last stock was total BS.Whoa whoa whoa! I guess luck wasn't a dump stat for you. That last stock was total BS.
663mio_dataset_00662Well, looks like someone gets a peek at my bra, but you don't get to keep my shirt. Seriously, it's like my only shirt.Well, looks like someone gets a peek at my bra, but you don't get to keep my shirt. Seriously, it's like my only shirt.
664mio_dataset_00663Oh, yuck! That tequila ain't what I would call top shelf. Oh, jeez!Oh, yuck! That tequila ain't what I would call top shelf. Oh, jeez!
665mio_dataset_00664Alright, that's one more shot for you and one shot for me. Let me see the goods.Alright, that's one more shot for you and one shot for me. Let me see the goods.
666mio_dataset_00665Hey, look at you! You look good naked. You should consider being that more often. GG, by the way.Hey, look at you! You look good naked. You should consider being that more often. GG, by the way.
667mio_dataset_00666Oh no! She chokes on the final lap! Down go all her dreams!Oh no! She chokes on the final lap! Down go all her dreams!
668mio_dataset_00667Well, game over. But I had fun. And you get a little peek at my boring underwear. Great job. This game is happy end.Well, game over. But I had fun. And you get a little peek at my boring underwear. Great job. This game is happy end.
669mio_dataset_00668Erg, what's with this game today? There's like some crazy lag going on or something.Erg, what's with this game today? There's like some crazy lag going on or something.
670mio_dataset_00669Stupid always-on internet connection. It's ruining gaming. Oh, well, that's not your fault Here's your reward for winningStupid always-on internet connection. It's ruining gaming. Oh, well, that's not your fault Here's your reward for winning
671mio_dataset_00670Wow, did you just frame perfect my entire super? That was sick. You've got some mad skills.Wow, did you just frame perfect my entire super? That was sick. You've got some mad skills.
672mio_dataset_00671Alright, time for round two. You'd better not be getting cocky just because you had one lucky round.Alright, time for round two. You'd better not be getting cocky just because you had one lucky round.
673mio_dataset_00672Yeah, that's shot number two. Okay, you're going down this time. My honor demands it. Fight!Yeah, that's shot number two. Okay, you're going down this time. My honor demands it. Fight!
674mio_dataset_00673Yes! I won! I knew I had it in me. In your face, loser!Yes! I won! I knew I had it in me. In your face, loser!
675mio_dataset_00674JK, JK, well fought. And to the victor go the spoils. And by spoils, I mean take your shot and let me see those undies.JK, JK, well fought. And to the victor go the spoils. And by spoils, I mean take your shot and let me see those undies.
676mio_dataset_00675Gosh, I'm not sure if you can call a game of Get Smash Bros. a success if no one gets naked, but I'm certainly a little smashed. GG.Gosh, I'm not sure if you can call a game of Get Smash Bros. a success if no one gets naked, but I'm certainly a little smashed. GG.
677mio_dataset_00676Wow, wow, wow! From the top rope? God, what an amazing match! That's the most fun I've had in years at this game!Wow, wow, wow! From the top rope? God, what an amazing match! That's the most fun I've had in years at this game!
678mio_dataset_00677Okay, well, I guess you earned this.Okay, well, I guess you earned this.
679mio_dataset_00678You can keep the panties, Tiger, but not the bra. Those are expensive. Oh wait, I'm not wearing one!You can keep the panties, Tiger, but not the bra. Those are expensive. Oh wait, I'm not wearing one!
680mio_dataset_00679You can keep the panties, Tiger, but not the bra. Those are expensive.You can keep the panties, Tiger, but not the bra. Those are expensive.
681mio_dataset_00680Fight!Fight!
682mio_dataset_00681Dude, what the hell? Did you just try to Konami code that bullshit?Dude, what the hell? Did you just try to Konami code that bullshit?
683mio_dataset_00682Alright, game over. I can see you're not into games like I am. That's fine, whatever. But you need some after school specials or something to sort you out.Alright, game over. I can see you're not into games like I am. That's fine, whatever. But you need some after school specials or something to sort you out.
684mio_dataset_00683Wow, I just... What's wrong with me today? I must be getting tilted or something because I never played as badly.Wow, I just... What's wrong with me today? I must be getting tilted or something because I never played as badly.
685mio_dataset_00684Okay, I can do this. Here's my shorts. Here's my shot. Third time's the charm. Round three, fight!Okay, I can do this. Here's my shorts. Here's my shot. Third time's the charm. Round three, fight!
686mio_dataset_00685So your heart didn't really seem to be in that one and that means that was a pity winSo your heart didn't really seem to be in that one and that means that was a pity win
687mio_dataset_00686Let's just call the game there and then drink until we forget all the things. Thanks for trying to make me feel better.Let's just call the game there and then drink until we forget all the things. Thanks for trying to make me feel better.
688mio_dataset_00687Holy crap, I lost bad again!Holy crap, I lost bad again!
689mio_dataset_00688Usually, getting naked is the fun part, but I'm all kinds of salty. Here, take your peek. Then let's choose something else to do.Usually, getting naked is the fun part, but I'm all kinds of salty. Here, take your peek. Then let's choose something else to do.
690mio_dataset_00689Holy crap! I lost bad AGAIN?! What is it with this game today?Holy crap! I lost bad AGAIN?! What is it with this game today?
691mio_dataset_00690Boom! Down in flames! That's what you get for facing the goat!Boom! Down in flames! That's what you get for facing the goat!
692mio_dataset_00691That's a shot for you, and I'll take that shirt. One more, and I get a peek at your underwear. How scandalous.That's a shot for you, and I'll take that shirt. One more, and I get a peek at your underwear. How scandalous.
693mio_dataset_00692Ready? Fight!Ready? Fight!
694mio_dataset_00693Yes! And the winner is Mio! The crowd goes wild! The esports endorsements come flooding in!Yes! And the winner is Mio! The crowd goes wild! The esports endorsements come flooding in!
695mio_dataset_00694Alright, time for round two. You'd better up your game, or it's going to get really chilly in here. And this floor is sticky.Alright, time for round two. You'd better up your game, or it's going to get really chilly in here. And this floor is sticky.
696mio_dataset_00695What the heck? Did you see that? There's like some crazy lag going on or something.What the heck? Did you see that? There's like some crazy lag going on or something.
697mio_dataset_00696Aw man, my absolute victory was ruined by lag. Isn't that just the story of my life? Oh well.Aw man, my absolute victory was ruined by lag. Isn't that just the story of my life? Oh well.
698mio_dataset_00697Okay, bring on the tequila. Here are my shorts. I'm ready to face my destiny.Okay, bring on the tequila. Here are my shorts. I'm ready to face my destiny.
699mio_dataset_00698Okay, shot number one for me. Yuck! That's not what I would call top shelf.Okay, shot number one for me. Yuck! That's not what I would call top shelf.
700mio_dataset_00699Okay, here's my shorts. The series is tied 1-1. This is the match that decides everything. You ready? Fight!Okay, here's my shorts. The series is tied 1-1. This is the match that decides everything. You ready? Fight!
701mio_dataset_00700Alright, I won two to one. Instead of foregoing the grand prize, why don't we split it? You show me yours, I'll show you mine, sort of thing?Alright, I won two to one. Instead of foregoing the grand prize, why don't we split it? You show me yours, I'll show you mine, sort of thing?
702mio_dataset_00701Hey, look at you. You look good almost naked. You should consider being that more often. GG, by the way.Hey, look at you. You look good almost naked. You should consider being that more often. GG, by the way.
703mio_dataset_00702Before I grab a shot, let me just switch up my controller. Here, you get my shorts, but don't get your nerd sweat on them.Before I grab a shot, let me just switch up my controller. Here, you get my shorts, but don't get your nerd sweat on them.
704mio_dataset_00703Alright, final round. This is for all the cookie dough. Hit me with all you got. Fight!Alright, final round. This is for all the cookie dough. Hit me with all you got. Fight!
705mio_dataset_00704Looks like you won the gold. Great race. Okay, okay. Give me the tequila. I'll show you the goods.Looks like you won the gold. Great race. Okay, okay. Give me the tequila. I'll show you the goods.
706mio_dataset_00705Hey, looking good, old naked bear. I think that one shot went right to my head.Hey, looking good, old naked bear. I think that one shot went right to my head.
707mio_dataset_00706Hmm looks like this bottle is almost finished. I'll take one for the team and give it a good homeHmm looks like this bottle is almost finished. I'll take one for the team and give it a good home
708mio_dataset_00707Uh-oh, that was gross, but not nearly as gross as it should have been.Uh-oh, that was gross, but not nearly as gross as it should have been.
709mio_dataset_00708Good, good. You seem like an expert on these things, so I trust you completely.Good, good. You seem like an expert on these things, so I trust you completely.
710mio_dataset_00709Oh, well, you might want to keep that love in the shrink wrap for now, just in case that tequila returns for revenge.Oh, well, you might want to keep that love in the shrink wrap for now, just in case that tequila returns for revenge.
711mio_dataset_00710You know just what to say to make a girl feel special.You know just what to say to make a girl feel special.
712mio_dataset_00711Oh my gosh, I can't believe it! I got the duck! We won the raid!Oh my gosh, I can't believe it! I got the duck! We won the raid!
713mio_dataset_00712We did it? Are you serious?We did it? Are you serious?
714mio_dataset_00713Well, I don't know. There was that fifth grader that tried to bite me. But other than him, I definitely agree.Well, I don't know. There was that fifth grader that tried to bite me. But other than him, I definitely agree.
715mio_dataset_00714Hear, hear!Hear, hear!
716mio_dataset_00715Oh, guys, don't be silly. We're a team, and we're awesome.Oh, guys, don't be silly. We're a team, and we're awesome.
717mio_dataset_00716We did it!We did it!
718mio_dataset_00717Oh my gosh, I'm so happy and confused but mostly happy also my legs hurt and I've got sand in my bikiniOh my gosh, I'm so happy and confused but mostly happy also my legs hurt and I've got sand in my bikini
719mio_dataset_00718That sounds like a successful day to me!That sounds like a successful day to me!
720mio_dataset_00719Can you believe we won?Can you believe we won?
721mio_dataset_00720Yeah, I feel that way too.Yeah, I feel that way too.
722mio_dataset_00721Three cheers for us!Three cheers for us!
723mio_dataset_00722Hip-hip? Oh no! I just got a text from Dimitri. He says the cafe is burning down!Hip-hip? Oh no! I just got a text from Dimitri. He says the cafe is burning down!
724mio_dataset_00723Oh no! Like, for real?Oh no! Like, for real?
725mio_dataset_00724No. That means he's being lazy and wants my help. But I better go anyway.No. That means he's being lazy and wants my help. But I better go anyway.
726mio_dataset_00725I had so much fun, though, guys. Can't wait for the next one.I had so much fun, though, guys. Can't wait for the next one.
727mio_dataset_00726Me too, Lotus. Take care. Talk soon.Me too, Lotus. Take care. Talk soon.
728mio_dataset_00727Bye!Bye!
729mio_dataset_00728Aw, man! The personal one was a fifth grader who punched me in the boob!Aw, man! The personal one was a fifth grader who punched me in the boob!
730mio_dataset_00729little frog-headed monster let's see what happens if he ever wanders into my cafelittle frog-headed monster let's see what happens if he ever wanders into my cafe
731mio_dataset_00730Me too. Maybe we should call it a day and go eat.Me too. Maybe we should call it a day and go eat.
732mio_dataset_00731It's okay, though. I had so much fun with you guys today. I'm so glad I got to do this.It's okay, though. I had so much fun with you guys today. I'm so glad I got to do this.
733mio_dataset_00732Yeah, next year. We need to make sure we get everyone down here. No excuses!Yeah, next year. We need to make sure we get everyone down here. No excuses!
734mio_dataset_00733Exactly. If you're laid up in the hospital, we're coming over there and pushing your bed out to the beach.Exactly. If you're laid up in the hospital, we're coming over there and pushing your bed out to the beach.
735mio_dataset_00734Agreed?Agreed?
736mio_dataset_00735Agreed!Agreed!
737mio_dataset_00736Awesome. It's good to have accomplices.Awesome. It's good to have accomplices.
738mio_dataset_00737Hey listen, I had a wonderful time today. Like, a seriously wonderful time.Hey listen, I had a wonderful time today. Like, a seriously wonderful time.
739mio_dataset_00738I haven't had that much fun in a long time, and I sort of sprung this whole thing on you, so...I haven't had that much fun in a long time, and I sort of sprung this whole thing on you, so...
740mio_dataset_00739Thanks. Thanks for making it happen.Thanks. Thanks for making it happen.
741mio_dataset_00740Thank you. Again, I mean, whoops. Never mind.Thank you. Again, I mean, whoops. Never mind.
742mio_dataset_00741Oh, well, it's a bit... complicated.Oh, well, it's a bit... complicated.
743mio_dataset_00742I actually game a lot. Like, a lot, a lot. Every night, in fact. It's sort of my real job.I actually game a lot. Like, a lot, a lot. Every night, in fact. It's sort of my real job.
744mio_dataset_00743Yeah, something like that.Yeah, something like that.
745mio_dataset_00744No, not a tester. I'm more of a streamer, I guess. A content creator.No, not a tester. I'm more of a streamer, I guess. A content creator.
746mio_dataset_00745Look, I'm... I'm really nervous that if I tell you the truth, you'll look at me differently. I don't know, maybe think less of me?Look, I'm... I'm really nervous that if I tell you the truth, you'll look at me differently. I don't know, maybe think less of me?
747mio_dataset_00746Do you promise you won't get weird, even if you find out that maybe I'm kinda weird?Do you promise you won't get weird, even if you find out that maybe I'm kinda weird?
748mio_dataset_00747Oh no, it's nothing like illegal or anything.Oh no, it's nothing like illegal or anything.
749mio_dataset_00748You know what? Let's just forget it. It's kind of private anyway. I shouldn't have brought it up.You know what? Let's just forget it. It's kind of private anyway. I shouldn't have brought it up.
750mio_dataset_00749Okay, you'll probably find out sooner than later. The truth is...Okay, you'll probably find out sooner than later. The truth is...
751mio_dataset_00750Dang, super chilly out here, suddenly.Dang, super chilly out here, suddenly.
752mio_dataset_00751I stream myself playing video games, and I'm actually not half bad at them, but I sort of stream myself not fully clothed.I stream myself playing video games, and I'm actually not half bad at them, but I sort of stream myself not fully clothed.
753mio_dataset_00752Yes, it's true. I take donations to do speedruns, weird challenges, the whole works.Yes, it's true. I take donations to do speedruns, weird challenges, the whole works.
754mio_dataset_00753No? Are you joking? You're joking with me, aren't you?No? Are you joking? You're joking with me, aren't you?
755mio_dataset_00754If this is a deal breaker for you, just say it. I'd rather tell the truth and get my heart broken than pretend not to care.If this is a deal breaker for you, just say it. I'd rather tell the truth and get my heart broken than pretend not to care.
756mio_dataset_00755Thanks again for a lovely day. I need to go.Thanks again for a lovely day. I need to go.
757mio_dataset_00756See you around!See you around!
758mio_dataset_00757Really? You're okay with it? That's...Really? You're okay with it? That's...
759mio_dataset_00758Wow, I don't know what to say. I'm so glad you're cool with it. Phew. It's such a relief telling youWow, I don't know what to say. I'm so glad you're cool with it. Phew. It's such a relief telling you
760mio_dataset_00759Also, did you just ask to see me naked? You sneaky perv, Baka.Also, did you just ask to see me naked? You sneaky perv, Baka.
761mio_dataset_00760That's a huge weight lifted off me. Wow, you're cool. Thanks for being cool.That's a huge weight lifted off me. Wow, you're cool. Thanks for being cool.
762mio_dataset_00761うぅ...うぅ...
763mio_dataset_00762I see. That's fair. I'm glad we got that out of the way.I see. That's fair. I'm glad we got that out of the way.
764mio_dataset_00763Okay, well, I gotta run. I've got a shift starting in 20 minutes, and the arcade frowns on wearing bikinis to work.Okay, well, I gotta run. I've got a shift starting in 20 minutes, and the arcade frowns on wearing bikinis to work.
765mio_dataset_00764But before I go, I was hoping maybe you would kiss me? Went for the road.But before I go, I was hoping maybe you would kiss me? Went for the road.
766mio_dataset_00765For real. See you later. Bye.For real. See you later. Bye.
767mio_dataset_00766See you, Tiger. Thanks for playing games with me today.See you, Tiger. Thanks for playing games with me today.
768mio_dataset_00767Haha, you ass. Way to crush a girl's dreams under your jackassery. Ass.Haha, you ass. Way to crush a girl's dreams under your jackassery. Ass.
769mio_dataset_00768Whatever. Mio out. I'll go make out with someone else. Then you'll be sorry.Whatever. Mio out. I'll go make out with someone else. Then you'll be sorry.
770mio_dataset_00769Okay, no sweat. Thanks in a- Holy shit, look out!Okay, no sweat. Thanks in a- Holy shit, look out!
771mio_dataset_00770Whatever. You know what else is bad for you?Whatever. You know what else is bad for you?
772mio_dataset_00771This. Do it!This. Do it!
773mio_dataset_00772Hey, yo, you got a light?Hey, yo, you got a light?
774mio_dataset_00773Okay, no sweat. Thanks any- Holy shit, look out!Okay, no sweat. Thanks any- Holy shit, look out!
775mio_dataset_00774Uh...Uh...
776mio_dataset_00775Oh shit! Look out!Oh shit! Look out!
777mio_dataset_00776Hey, yo, you got a light?Hey, yo, you got a light?
778mio_dataset_00777Fantastic because you get a little of both today. I'm basically a basement dweller and we're by the ocean faces coveredFantastic because you get a little of both today. I'm basically a basement dweller and we're by the ocean faces covered
779mio_dataset_00778Well, I guess this is me saying no. No rescheduling. I'm gonna be mean and say you're not going anywhere.Well, I guess this is me saying no. No rescheduling. I'm gonna be mean and say you're not going anywhere.
780mio_dataset_00779Hey! Hey, hey, over here!Hey! Hey, hey, over here!
781mio_dataset_00780You made it! I'm so happy to see you. I was worried maybe you were too busy to waste time at the beach today.You made it! I'm so happy to see you. I was worried maybe you were too busy to waste time at the beach today.
782mio_dataset_00781Are you sure you're good to hang out? We can reschedule to another day when it's less busy.Are you sure you're good to hang out? We can reschedule to another day when it's less busy.
783mio_dataset_00782Hehe. Well, make sure you squirt some sunblock in that hand first. Otherwise, you're only going home with a sunburn.Hehe. Well, make sure you squirt some sunblock in that hand first. Otherwise, you're only going home with a sunburn.
784mio_dataset_00783Here, I'll help you, and you help me. I can't get that spot on my back that you actually need to be in shape to reach. Do it!Here, I'll help you, and you help me. I can't get that spot on my back that you actually need to be in shape to reach. Do it!
785mio_dataset_00784Here, lotion. Rub my back. Then I'll rub yours. It's gooey fun for all ages.Here, lotion. Rub my back. Then I'll rub yours. It's gooey fun for all ages.
786mio_dataset_00785Yeah, sorry, my bad. For what it's worth, it was amazing and fun, and maybe we can...Yeah, sorry, my bad. For what it's worth, it was amazing and fun, and maybe we can...
787mio_dataset_00786Well, I won't get ahead of myself again. Thanks for hearing me out. I hope we can still hang out and have fun together.Well, I won't get ahead of myself again. Thanks for hearing me out. I hope we can still hang out and have fun together.
788mio_dataset_00787Oh, um, good. That's, that's fun. Awesome.Oh, um, good. That's, that's fun. Awesome.
789mio_dataset_00788Phew, is it me or is it getting hot out here? We should put on a hat before we go down. I mean, fall down.Phew, is it me or is it getting hot out here? We should put on a hat before we go down. I mean, fall down.
790mio_dataset_00789Oh my, okay. I need some water. Excuse me.Oh my, okay. I need some water. Excuse me.
791mio_dataset_00790Hey, before we start baking our butts in the sun, I just wanted to say, um, sorry if I came on a little strong last time.Hey, before we start baking our butts in the sun, I just wanted to say, um, sorry if I came on a little strong last time.
792mio_dataset_00791I got a bit too tipsy, and maybe a bit too handsy, and this is the most awkward apology ever.I got a bit too tipsy, and maybe a bit too handsy, and this is the most awkward apology ever.
793mio_dataset_00792Just wanted to ask, we're cool, right? We had a good time?Just wanted to ask, we're cool, right? We had a good time?
794mio_dataset_00793Hey, so, um, awkward segue to, um, well, the activity we did together. You remember.Hey, so, um, awkward segue to, um, well, the activity we did together. You remember.
795mio_dataset_00794Oh, well, good. That's good. We're doing good today, like superheroes in bikinis, or something.Oh, well, good. That's good. We're doing good today, like superheroes in bikinis, or something.
796mio_dataset_00795Hey, look! The ocean! It's over there! When did that happen? Am I right?Hey, look! The ocean! It's over there! When did that happen? Am I right?
797mio_dataset_00796Okay, cool. The last thing I want to do is accidentally spook away interesting, attractive people. Seriously, the last thing.Okay, cool. The last thing I want to do is accidentally spook away interesting, attractive people. Seriously, the last thing.
798mio_dataset_00797Oh, no, no, I'm not saying those feelings didn't come from a good place.Oh, no, no, I'm not saying those feelings didn't come from a good place.
799mio_dataset_00798I just didn't want you to think, I just, I had a great time, and I wanted to make sure you had a good time too.I just didn't want you to think, I just, I had a great time, and I wanted to make sure you had a good time too.
800mio_dataset_00799You were great, and I was hoping I hadn't made it awkward and bleh. Never mind.You were great, and I was hoping I hadn't made it awkward and bleh. Never mind.
801mio_dataset_00800Ahaha, first rule of Mio. She opens her mouth and things get turned upside down. You can safely ignore me.Ahaha, first rule of Mio. She opens her mouth and things get turned upside down. You can safely ignore me.
802mio_dataset_00801I just felt really bad the next day, because maybe I pressured you, or talked you into it, or, you know?I just felt really bad the next day, because maybe I pressured you, or talked you into it, or, you know?
803mio_dataset_00802Are we cool? Do we feel at peace with our inner selves?Are we cool? Do we feel at peace with our inner selves?
804mio_dataset_00803Oh, well, that's good. That's a compliment.Oh, well, that's good. That's a compliment.
805mio_dataset_00804Ha! I had the sudden urge to ask you to put that in a whelp review, but please don't do that.Ha! I had the sudden urge to ask you to put that in a whelp review, but please don't do that.
806mio_dataset_00805I gotta do a better job getting out of work mode. Anyway, um, thanks. Ditto to what you said.I gotta do a better job getting out of work mode. Anyway, um, thanks. Ditto to what you said.
807mio_dataset_00806Anyway, so I'm not sure if you got the full download on what's going on here today like literally downloadedAnyway, so I'm not sure if you got the full download on what's going on here today like literally downloaded
808mio_dataset_00807Okay, no problem. A beach ball is good. But if you could just put it down for a second, I want to explain Prada-mon to you.Okay, no problem. A beach ball is good. But if you could just put it down for a second, I want to explain Prada-mon to you.
809mio_dataset_00808Oh, whoops! I should really double-check the messages I send out when I've been getting free shots at the arcade.Oh, whoops! I should really double-check the messages I send out when I've been getting free shots at the arcade.
810mio_dataset_00809Okay, hold that thought. I need to explain Prodemon to you. Class is now in session.Okay, hold that thought. I need to explain Prodemon to you. Class is now in session.
811mio_dataset_00810Yes! Oh my god! I love you! Yes! It's the prodemon event! Do you know what prodemon is? Do you play it?Yes! Oh my god! I love you! Yes! It's the prodemon event! Do you know what prodemon is? Do you play it?
812mio_dataset_00811It's a game you play on your phone, free download. And the name of the game is to catch these cute little protomon creatures and then make them fight to the death against other players' creatures.It's a game you play on your phone, free download. And the name of the game is to catch these cute little protomon creatures and then make them fight to the death against other players' creatures.
813mio_dataset_00812Thank you! I promise we don't need to play for very long if you're not into it. I'm sure the rest of the team and I will manage if you change your mind.Thank you! I promise we don't need to play for very long if you're not into it. I'm sure the rest of the team and I will manage if you change your mind.
814mio_dataset_00813You're so awesome! Oh my goodness! I'm so happy you're gonna play with us!You're so awesome! Oh my goodness! I'm so happy you're gonna play with us!
815mio_dataset_00814There are all kinds of different prodimon and ways to compete. There are fashion competitions, cooking competitions, singing competitions.There are all kinds of different prodimon and ways to compete. There are fashion competitions, cooking competitions, singing competitions.
816mio_dataset_00815The more you compete, the more products you unlock. Then you can dress up your protomon, or send them off to the Island of Skulls, or give them haircuts. It's awesome!The more you compete, the more products you unlock. Then you can dress up your protomon, or send them off to the Island of Skulls, or give them haircuts. It's awesome!
817mio_dataset_00816Today there's a raid, which means big event with big prizes, and I've invited some friends down to play, but I need one more person for a full prodigy.Today there's a raid, which means big event with big prizes, and I've invited some friends down to play, but I need one more person for a full prodigy.
818mio_dataset_00817Will you do it? Will you download PradaMon and play with us and help us be the very best like no one ever was?Will you do it? Will you download PradaMon and play with us and help us be the very best like no one ever was?
819mio_dataset_00818Please? I'll wear skimpy outfits and, like, clean your house or something. Anything.Please? I'll wear skimpy outfits and, like, clean your house or something. Anything.
820mio_dataset_00819Yes! Yes, yes, yes! With a full prodigy, there's a good chance we'll catch a mythic tier!Yes! Yes, yes, yes! With a full prodigy, there's a good chance we'll catch a mythic tier!
821mio_dataset_00820Oh man, I'm so happy. Thank you for being such a good sport.Oh man, I'm so happy. Thank you for being such a good sport.
822mio_dataset_00821I can't believe you're already a hardcore Prada Mom player like me! I'm so happy I could kiss you!I can't believe you're already a hardcore Prada Mom player like me! I'm so happy I could kiss you!
823mio_dataset_00822Yes! Kissing and proud-a-mon! This is already the best day.Yes! Kissing and proud-a-mon! This is already the best day.
824mio_dataset_00823Right, right. Nothing worse than incompatible protomon. Ugh, I hate the little animation they do when their feelings get hurt.Right, right. Nothing worse than incompatible protomon. Ugh, I hate the little animation they do when their feelings get hurt.
825mio_dataset_00824Right, good plan. Business before pleasure. Got it.Right, good plan. Business before pleasure. Got it.
826mio_dataset_00825Oh, here comes my friend.Oh, here comes my friend.
827mio_dataset_00826Lotus! Over here! The party's over here! Whoop whoop!Lotus! Over here! The party's over here! Whoop whoop!
828mio_dataset_00827That's right, Mio. We can do the raid with just the three of us. I know we can.That's right, Mio. We can do the raid with just the three of us. I know we can.
829mio_dataset_00828Are you sure? You guys still want to help me out?Are you sure? You guys still want to help me out?
830mio_dataset_00829Okay, I really appreciate it. Let's just give it our best shot and see what happens.Okay, I really appreciate it. Let's just give it our best shot and see what happens.
831mio_dataset_00830Yeah, that sounds like fun. Let's do it.Yeah, that sounds like fun. Let's do it.
832mio_dataset_00831We got this.We got this.
833mio_dataset_00832Let's do it!Let's do it!
834mio_dataset_00833Hi, Mule. I see you brought a friend.Hi, Mule. I see you brought a friend.
835mio_dataset_00834Have you two met before?Have you two met before?
836mio_dataset_00835oh yes no one can resist my coffee once i have my cup enclosed in you there is no escapeoh yes no one can resist my coffee once i have my cup enclosed in you there is no escape
837mio_dataset_00836Lotus, where's Bonnie? Or Anon?Lotus, where's Bonnie? Or Anon?
838mio_dataset_00837I'm so sorry, Mio. They both had to cancel.I'm so sorry, Mio. They both had to cancel.
839mio_dataset_00838Oh no! That means there's only three of us! How are we going to catch the special event protomon?Oh no! That means there's only three of us! How are we going to catch the special event protomon?
840mio_dataset_00839That's why we wear the bikinis.That's why we wear the bikinis.
841mio_dataset_00840I don't know what that means, but I'm trying to get off of you!I don't know what that means, but I'm trying to get off of you!
842mio_dataset_00841yah many protoman players get surprisingly intimidated by pretty ladies in bikinisyah many protoman players get surprisingly intimidated by pretty ladies in bikinis
843mio_dataset_00842Have to prod'em all!Have to prod'em all!
844mio_dataset_00843Wooohooo!Wooohooo!
845mio_dataset_00844L-Lotus! Focus! We're not here to reenact our favorite anime!L-Lotus! Focus! We're not here to reenact our favorite anime!
846mio_dataset_00845Hey!Hey!
847mio_dataset_00846Oh my gosh, sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt. I was caught up in this silly game we're playing.Oh my gosh, sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt. I was caught up in this silly game we're playing.
848mio_dataset_00847Yes, that's me. Literally, the gal. There's only one gal that works there. The rest are adolescent boys. So many adolescent boys.Yes, that's me. Literally, the gal. There's only one gal that works there. The rest are adolescent boys. So many adolescent boys.
849mio_dataset_00848I'm Mio, by the way. Nice to meet you.I'm Mio, by the way. Nice to meet you.
850mio_dataset_00849Well, I'll let you two get back to your talky talk. I just wanted to cheer about how good we're doing.Well, I'll let you two get back to your talky talk. I just wanted to cheer about how good we're doing.
851mio_dataset_00850Did you catch that kerfuffle? You're awesome! Oh my gosh, we're actually winning the raid right now!Did you catch that kerfuffle? You're awesome! Oh my gosh, we're actually winning the raid right now!
852mio_dataset_00851You're literally my favorite person in the universe, undisputed heavyweight champion.You're literally my favorite person in the universe, undisputed heavyweight champion.
853mio_dataset_00852Let's keep it up. There's a Jigglyboob around here somewhere. If we can catch it, we'll have a solid lead.Let's keep it up. There's a Jigglyboob around here somewhere. If we can catch it, we'll have a solid lead.
854mio_dataset_00853Eee! I'm excited! I'll be our beat!Eee! I'm excited! I'll be our beat!
855mio_dataset_00854Oh no! Mio! I couldn't catch a duck in a truck. I'm so sorry. I used all 20 of my product placements.Oh no! Mio! I couldn't catch a duck in a truck. I'm so sorry. I used all 20 of my product placements.
856mio_dataset_00855No worries, it just wasn't meant to be. At least I got punched in the boob, right? That sort of made the day interesting.No worries, it just wasn't meant to be. At least I got punched in the boob, right? That sort of made the day interesting.
857mio_dataset_00856Whoa, something just happened!Whoa, something just happened!
858mio_dataset_00857Oh my god, I've got a hundred ultra placements! What's going on? Is this a glitch?Oh my god, I've got a hundred ultra placements! What's going on? Is this a glitch?
859mio_dataset_00858Who cares? Use them! Catch that duck!Who cares? Use them! Catch that duck!
860mio_dataset_00859Whoa, that's weird. Did you guys get kicked from the game?Whoa, that's weird. Did you guys get kicked from the game?
861mio_dataset_00860Aww! Oh no! We were so close!Aww! Oh no! We were so close!
862mio_dataset_00861Oh no! We have to be logged in to make sure we get our second place medal! Ah! I can't lose everything!Oh no! We have to be logged in to make sure we get our second place medal! Ah! I can't lose everything!
863mio_dataset_00862Hurry up, you stupid phone! Log back in!Hurry up, you stupid phone! Log back in!
864mio_dataset_00863Well, no worries. We gave it our best shot. If just one more person had shown up, we would have been laughing. But it's okay.Well, no worries. We gave it our best shot. If just one more person had shown up, we would have been laughing. But it's okay.
865mio_dataset_00864Maybe we'll catch the mythical Pradamon during the fall fair or something.Maybe we'll catch the mythical Pradamon during the fall fair or something.
866mio_dataset_00865Thanks for coming out and playing, though, guys. It means a whole bunch to me.Thanks for coming out and playing, though, guys. It means a whole bunch to me.
867mio_dataset_00866I think now's a good time to go drown our sorrows in ice cream. Let's go. My treat.I think now's a good time to go drown our sorrows in ice cream. Let's go. My treat.
868mio_dataset_00867Okay, here's a trickier one.Okay, here's a trickier one.
869mio_dataset_00868In Odoroku Bakari na Majiku Sakana Senshi, there's a scene where Sumi tries to seduce Kaito at the donut festival.In Odoroku Bakari na Majiku Sakana Senshi, there's a scene where Sumi tries to seduce Kaito at the donut festival.
870mio_dataset_00869Whoa! Wow, I... That's cool. I really like that.Whoa! Wow, I... That's cool. I really like that.
871mio_dataset_00870Sorry, the snapback to reality is sometimes a little too jarring for myself. Yes, I also think you're smexy.Sorry, the snapback to reality is sometimes a little too jarring for myself. Yes, I also think you're smexy.
872mio_dataset_00871What was the question? Ah, never mind. I can tell I only asked it because it was something upsetting and I needed to vent.What was the question? Ah, never mind. I can tell I only asked it because it was something upsetting and I needed to vent.
873mio_dataset_00872No, no, it's not too late.No, no, it's not too late.
874mio_dataset_00873The original mangaka said the story wasn't finished and would be continuing the series focused on Universe 2.The original mangaka said the story wasn't finished and would be continuing the series focused on Universe 2.
875mio_dataset_00874After he's out of jail, which is only like five years awayAfter he's out of jail, which is only like five years away
876mio_dataset_00875I'm keeping this fandom alive. I don't care what you say.I'm keeping this fandom alive. I don't care what you say.
877mio_dataset_00876My question is, how many times should the writers have had them get it on instead of the zero times they actually did?My question is, how many times should the writers have had them get it on instead of the zero times they actually did?
878mio_dataset_00877The sexual tension was insane for those two. And they were so perfect for each other. And they would have made each other so happy. And arg.The sexual tension was insane for those two. And they were so perfect for each other. And they would have made each other so happy. And arg.
879mio_dataset_00878Anyway, go ahead and answer.Anyway, go ahead and answer.
880mio_dataset_00879No, only in Universe 4. The Kaito in that scene is from Universe 2, and he's the one who co-evolved with Coco in the Tarnish Pit.No, only in Universe 4. The Kaito in that scene is from Universe 2, and he's the one who co-evolved with Coco in the Tarnish Pit.
881mio_dataset_00880The Kaito and the Sumi in that scene are like fifth cousins at best. That's not even that bad for an anime.The Kaito and the Sumi in that scene are like fifth cousins at best. That's not even that bad for an anime.
882mio_dataset_00881Ugh, you're killing me here. I'm dying. I'm dead.Ugh, you're killing me here. I'm dying. I'm dead.
883mio_dataset_00882Ah, very nice. Goodyear, nice bouquet.Ah, very nice. Goodyear, nice bouquet.
884mio_dataset_00883Hmm, that's a good question.Hmm, that's a good question.
885mio_dataset_00884You know, there's this one anime I just finished watching that I haven't been able to get out of my head.You know, there's this one anime I just finished watching that I haven't been able to get out of my head.
886mio_dataset_00885All right, this is the third class.All right, this is the third class.
887mio_dataset_00886Haha, ice wine? Like, this wine tastes really ice?Haha, ice wine? Like, this wine tastes really ice?
888mio_dataset_00887Like nice, but ice.Like nice, but ice.
889mio_dataset_00888Well, I forget the rest of my questions. Did you have any questions for me? Maybe something nerdy to make me feel better about my personal interests?Well, I forget the rest of my questions. Did you have any questions for me? Maybe something nerdy to make me feel better about my personal interests?
890mio_dataset_00889Oh, good question, because it used to be one thing for a long time, but I just watched a new one, and it's that one now.Oh, good question, because it used to be one thing for a long time, but I just watched a new one, and it's that one now.
891mio_dataset_00890The anime is called Doki Doki Gaya Senki DX3.The anime is called Doki Doki Gaya Senki DX3.
892mio_dataset_00891And it's probably not actually my all-time favorite. Let's just say it's my temporary favorite.And it's probably not actually my all-time favorite. Let's just say it's my temporary favorite.
893mio_dataset_00892Yeah, that's what I said when I read up on the storyline.Yeah, that's what I said when I read up on the storyline.
894mio_dataset_00893My summer fling, if you will.My summer fling, if you will.
895mio_dataset_00894It's a Yandere story about this boy who discovers that he has the power to kill people with his mind, but only if he's kind to them.It's a Yandere story about this boy who discovers that he has the power to kill people with his mind, but only if he's kind to them.
896mio_dataset_00895So the whole show is him trying to be as kind as possible to all the people who are awful to him or who are just his romantic rivals for this girl he falls in love with.So the whole show is him trying to be as kind as possible to all the people who are awful to him or who are just his romantic rivals for this girl he falls in love with.
897mio_dataset_00896It's heartbreaking because there are times when he's trying to use his power to defend himself. Like he's getting beat up and he's trying harder and harder to be nice to the bully.It's heartbreaking because there are times when he's trying to use his power to defend himself. Like he's getting beat up and he's trying harder and harder to be nice to the bully.
898mio_dataset_00897And then he can't be nice to the girl he loves because otherwise, well, you see the dilemma.And then he can't be nice to the girl he loves because otherwise, well, you see the dilemma.
899mio_dataset_00898It sure does. Would it surprise you to find out there's also a talking alligator? Because there is.It sure does. Would it surprise you to find out there's also a talking alligator? Because there is.
900mio_dataset_00899He's supposed to be like this ancient spirit, but I think the original artist just really liked drawing lizards and stuff.He's supposed to be like this ancient spirit, but I think the original artist just really liked drawing lizards and stuff.
901mio_dataset_00900So, okay, as dumb as this sounds, my favorite part of the anime isn't the Yandere.So, okay, as dumb as this sounds, my favorite part of the anime isn't the Yandere.
902mio_dataset_00901It's actually the senpai, the girl that the main character is in love with.It's actually the senpai, the girl that the main character is in love with.
903mio_dataset_00902I know it's kind of silly, but whenever the universe makes me feel this way about a certain character or story, I feel like I need to slow down and pay attention.I know it's kind of silly, but whenever the universe makes me feel this way about a certain character or story, I feel like I need to slow down and pay attention.
904mio_dataset_00903If you watch it with me, well then, you're good people.If you watch it with me, well then, you're good people.
905mio_dataset_00904Well, sometimes you just gotta get a little louder, I guess.Well, sometimes you just gotta get a little louder, I guess.
906mio_dataset_00905Especially when there's wine in your face and your cheeks and your face.Especially when there's wine in your face and your cheeks and your face.
907mio_dataset_00906No, you shush.No, you shush.
908mio_dataset_00907And it's because, well, I feel really, really connected to her.And it's because, well, I feel really, really connected to her.
909mio_dataset_00908Whoops! Alcohol abuse! Someone better clean this up.Whoops! Alcohol abuse! Someone better clean this up.
910mio_dataset_00909She doesn't have the most screen time, but she's written in a way where she's just sort of a quiet character. Like, the loudest part of her is actually the world just dealing with her.She doesn't have the most screen time, but she's written in a way where she's just sort of a quiet character. Like, the loudest part of her is actually the world just dealing with her.
911mio_dataset_00910Every time she's on screen, she says something that gives everyone a little boost, you know? And as a result, all this misfortune befalls her.Every time she's on screen, she says something that gives everyone a little boost, you know? And as a result, all this misfortune befalls her.
912mio_dataset_00911She's got stalkers. Her friends keep dying. Her family is weird and probably abusive and so on.She's got stalkers. Her friends keep dying. Her family is weird and probably abusive and so on.
913mio_dataset_00912And I love her and she's pretty and she dies and her death is beautiful and spoiler I guessAnd I love her and she's pretty and she dies and her death is beautiful and spoiler I guess
914mio_dataset_00913Will you? All I want in life right now is someone to talk to about this story.Will you? All I want in life right now is someone to talk to about this story.
915mio_dataset_00914Woof. I think maybe I should have used that spitty bucket. I'm already a little inebriated.Woof. I think maybe I should have used that spitty bucket. I'm already a little inebriated.
916mio_dataset_00915That's what you get for not eating breakfast and lunch, I guess. Even if all you want to do is fit into the cosplay you just bought.That's what you get for not eating breakfast and lunch, I guess. Even if all you want to do is fit into the cosplay you just bought.
917mio_dataset_00916I don't think I want to hit the next place. Do you want to just go get some fries or something?I don't think I want to hit the next place. Do you want to just go get some fries or something?
918mio_dataset_00917Okay, but you're gonna have to do most of the bouncing because I think this floor is a bit slanted.Okay, but you're gonna have to do most of the bouncing because I think this floor is a bit slanted.
919mio_dataset_00918No! Fries for sure! Fries are good! Especially spicy fries!No! Fries for sure! Fries are good! Especially spicy fries!
920mio_dataset_00919That's fun to say. Spicy fries. Spicy fries.That's fun to say. Spicy fries. Spicy fries.
921mio_dataset_00920ひひひひひひひひひひひひ
922mio_dataset_00921Does it? Hmm, it's probably just hunger.Does it? Hmm, it's probably just hunger.
923mio_dataset_00922I need fries for sure. My stomach sounds depressed when it growls.I need fries for sure. My stomach sounds depressed when it growls.
924mio_dataset_00923Listen, oh no, feed me, you jerk.Listen, oh no, feed me, you jerk.
925mio_dataset_00924Well, I've officially outed myself as a big weirdo nerd.Well, I've officially outed myself as a big weirdo nerd.
926mio_dataset_00925I should probably leave the anime analysis to the professionals.I should probably leave the anime analysis to the professionals.
927mio_dataset_00926All those teenagers on YouTube.All those teenagers on YouTube.
928mio_dataset_00927He's so weird sometimes.He's so weird sometimes.
929mio_dataset_00928May their voices break as they share their wisdom with us.May their voices break as they share their wisdom with us.
930mio_dataset_00929Oh, well, thank you.Oh, well, thank you.
931mio_dataset_00930Just to want what other people have, even their pain.Just to want what other people have, even their pain.
932mio_dataset_00931I was just thinking about the senpai from my show.I was just thinking about the senpai from my show.
933mio_dataset_00932Sometimes I feel like her problems are better than mine because...Sometimes I feel like her problems are better than mine because...
934mio_dataset_00933I don't know. They're a more worthwhile pain, I guess.I don't know. They're a more worthwhile pain, I guess.
935mio_dataset_00934It's hard feeling like your problems are self-inflicted nonsense. It's not that you dislike the pain, it's that you think it's mundane and unimportant.It's hard feeling like your problems are self-inflicted nonsense. It's not that you dislike the pain, it's that you think it's mundane and unimportant.
936mio_dataset_00935Important pain, hmm? Weird thought.Important pain, hmm? Weird thought.
937mio_dataset_00936Look, I'm going to do something I would normally never do, but I think I've had enough wine to do this.Look, I'm going to do something I would normally never do, but I think I've had enough wine to do this.
938mio_dataset_00937I want to give you the streaming address for my show.I want to give you the streaming address for my show.
939mio_dataset_00938Just watch it, please. I need someone else to know. Someone to talk to about it.Just watch it, please. I need someone else to know. Someone to talk to about it.
940mio_dataset_00939Yeah, it is.Yeah, it is.
941mio_dataset_00940I mean, I don't get quite as heated or opinionated on stream as I do in real life.I mean, I don't get quite as heated or opinionated on stream as I do in real life.
942mio_dataset_00941But you get to see boobies, so everyone is happy.But you get to see boobies, so everyone is happy.
943mio_dataset_00942Just in case we're not super clear on the details, I play video games naked.Just in case we're not super clear on the details, I play video games naked.
944mio_dataset_00943People tip me money.People tip me money.
945mio_dataset_00944Sometimes I do more than take off my clothes.Sometimes I do more than take off my clothes.
946mio_dataset_00945It means I'm a big fat bot, and the internet hates me and loves me at the same time. It's very confusing.It means I'm a big fat bot, and the internet hates me and loves me at the same time. It's very confusing.
947mio_dataset_00946I want you to watch it, and then I want you to talk to me.I want you to watch it, and then I want you to talk to me.
948mio_dataset_00947Anything everything I haven't talked about this really weird thing I do with anyone and I feel likeAnything everything I haven't talked about this really weird thing I do with anyone and I feel like
949mio_dataset_00948I don't know. I feel like I have this secret identity or something.I don't know. I feel like I have this secret identity or something.
950mio_dataset_00949Will you do that for me?Will you do that for me?
951mio_dataset_00950Thank you.Thank you.
952mio_dataset_00951I know how weird this sounds.I know how weird this sounds.
953mio_dataset_00952And I know the wine probably isn't helping.And I know the wine probably isn't helping.
954mio_dataset_00953Or it's helping a whole lot. I don't know.Or it's helping a whole lot. I don't know.
955mio_dataset_00954Okay, that's fair. That's all I can ask for.Okay, that's fair. That's all I can ask for.
956mio_dataset_00955I have a stalker.I have a stalker.
957mio_dataset_00956Wait, wait, it's not as bad as it sounds. Probably.Wait, wait, it's not as bad as it sounds. Probably.
958mio_dataset_00957No, no, not here. At least, I don't think so.No, no, not here. At least, I don't think so.
959mio_dataset_00958Ah! Oh my goodness! Sorry! You startled me!Ah! Oh my goodness! Sorry! You startled me!
960mio_dataset_00959Sorry, I was really deep in thought there, I guess. Unless you're a great deal sneakier than I thought.Sorry, I was really deep in thought there, I guess. Unless you're a great deal sneakier than I thought.
961mio_dataset_00960I mean, who isn't these days?I mean, who isn't these days?
962mio_dataset_00961Oh, just something really nerdy and stupid. I don't even want to say.Oh, just something really nerdy and stupid. I don't even want to say.
963mio_dataset_00962But don't worry, I'm sure after a few glasses of wine, you'll be hearing all my random thoughts and opinions.But don't worry, I'm sure after a few glasses of wine, you'll be hearing all my random thoughts and opinions.
964mio_dataset_00963There's this guy, or gal, I suppose, that follows my stream.There's this guy, or gal, I suppose, that follows my stream.
965mio_dataset_00964They've donated a lot of money to me over time. Every time I auction off a Make Me Do Anything stream, they always buy it.They've donated a lot of money to me over time. Every time I auction off a Make Me Do Anything stream, they always buy it.
966mio_dataset_00965Well, yeah, I think about it all the time.Well, yeah, I think about it all the time.
967mio_dataset_00966But it hasn't quite gotten bad yet. I just...But it hasn't quite gotten bad yet. I just...
968mio_dataset_00967That's just another thing I needed to tell someone.That's just another thing I needed to tell someone.
969mio_dataset_00968Eeeh?Eeeh?
970mio_dataset_00969I like you, and I trust you.I like you, and I trust you.
971mio_dataset_00970And like everything else, I just really needed to tell someone.And like everything else, I just really needed to tell someone.
972mio_dataset_00971They've sent me a lot of emails. Emails asking to meet me or to talk on the phone.They've sent me a lot of emails. Emails asking to meet me or to talk on the phone.
973mio_dataset_00972Those ghost messages you fixed? Every time they went off, I thought maybe this was it. This was the stalker finding me.Those ghost messages you fixed? Every time they went off, I thought maybe this was it. This was the stalker finding me.
974mio_dataset_00973It's sort of maybe why they were driving me crazy.It's sort of maybe why they were driving me crazy.
975mio_dataset_00974No, they haven't done anything illegal or alarming or anything.No, they haven't done anything illegal or alarming or anything.
976mio_dataset_00975They're just... They're really into me.They're just... They're really into me.
977mio_dataset_00976I'm their senpai, I guess.I'm their senpai, I guess.
978mio_dataset_00977I think I'm actually going to walk home now. It's really nice out and I don't live far from here.I think I'm actually going to walk home now. It's really nice out and I don't live far from here.
979mio_dataset_00978No, I would much prefer to walk right now. Thank you.No, I would much prefer to walk right now. Thank you.
980mio_dataset_00979I just need a walk. I got a lot of thoughts in this silly brain.I just need a walk. I got a lot of thoughts in this silly brain.
981mio_dataset_00980Mwah! See you later.Mwah! See you later.
982mio_dataset_00981Thanks for everything.Thanks for everything.
983mio_dataset_00982Don't watch Doki Doki Gaia Senki DX3 without me.Don't watch Doki Doki Gaia Senki DX3 without me.
984mio_dataset_00983I'll know, and I'll cut you.I'll know, and I'll cut you.
985mio_dataset_00984I'll text you the website for the stream. Bye!I'll text you the website for the stream. Bye!
986mio_dataset_00985You know, I've lived here for basically forever, and I've never done a wine tour. What's up with that?You know, I've lived here for basically forever, and I've never done a wine tour. What's up with that?
987mio_dataset_00986I mean they drive you to the wine. They give you all the wine. This is a genius idea and somehow I've been missing outI mean they drive you to the wine. They give you all the wine. This is a genius idea and somehow I've been missing out
988mio_dataset_00987Yeah, exactly. Not the first time. Won't be the last time either.Yeah, exactly. Not the first time. Won't be the last time either.
989mio_dataset_00988Now, I notice there's no wine out here, so let's stop doing out here and let's go in.Now, I notice there's no wine out here, so let's stop doing out here and let's go in.
990mio_dataset_00989I don't discriminate. Wine, beer, cocktails. I see the beauty in each of them.I don't discriminate. Wine, beer, cocktails. I see the beauty in each of them.
991mio_dataset_00990Brr! Why is the world so hostile to ladies with chilly bodies?Brr! Why is the world so hostile to ladies with chilly bodies?
992mio_dataset_00991Half the places I go to shop or hang out, I feel like I need to bring a blanket. How's a cold-blooded girl supposed to make it in the world?Half the places I go to shop or hang out, I feel like I need to bring a blanket. How's a cold-blooded girl supposed to make it in the world?
993mio_dataset_00992Are you saying I can give you the tauntaun treatment? Cut you open and wear you like a...Are you saying I can give you the tauntaun treatment? Cut you open and wear you like a...
994mio_dataset_00993Wow, I'm not gonna finish that thought. That joke sounded a lot less psycho in my head.Wow, I'm not gonna finish that thought. That joke sounded a lot less psycho in my head.
995mio_dataset_00994Mo-o-oving on...Mo-o-oving on...
996mio_dataset_00995Oh, you cruel, altered beast, you. I'll show you a good moaning.Oh, you cruel, altered beast, you. I'll show you a good moaning.
997mio_dataset_00996Er, wait, that sounded really bad. Whoops!Er, wait, that sounded really bad. Whoops!
998mio_dataset_00997Ooh, this one is good. I actually prefer whites in general because reds sometimes give me tummy aches and migraines.Ooh, this one is good. I actually prefer whites in general because reds sometimes give me tummy aches and migraines.
999mio_dataset_00998And before you give me sass, I don't just mean the next day. So stow away those smart-aleck comments I hear you brewing up.And before you give me sass, I don't just mean the next day. So stow away those smart-aleck comments I hear you brewing up.
1000mio_dataset_00999You should. I burned you. That's 1d6 damage.You should. I burned you. That's 1d6 damage.
1001mio_dataset_01000That strategy only works for a little while for me before I'm waking up on my floor and realizing I've texted all my exes to tell them I miss them.That strategy only works for a little while for me before I'm waking up on my floor and realizing I've texted all my exes to tell them I miss them.
1002mio_dataset_01001Hey, look, wine! I'm gonna drink it.Hey, look, wine! I'm gonna drink it.
1003mio_dataset_01002So, kidding aside, how's the vacation going? Half over, right? Are you on track for all the trouble you wanted to cause by now?So, kidding aside, how's the vacation going? Half over, right? Are you on track for all the trouble you wanted to cause by now?
1004mio_dataset_01003Oh, I hate that it makes me feel like i'm stuck in a video game and i'm playing kind of bad So I have to keep doing the reload of shameOh, I hate that it makes me feel like i'm stuck in a video game and i'm playing kind of bad So I have to keep doing the reload of shame
1005mio_dataset_01004Well, at least today is different, right? We haven't gone out and consumed fancy booze during the day yet.Well, at least today is different, right? We haven't gone out and consumed fancy booze during the day yet.
1006mio_dataset_01005Haha, you bastard. Don't be hatin' on all this. I know you like the shorts. I see you, Marin.Haha, you bastard. Don't be hatin' on all this. I know you like the shorts. I see you, Marin.
1007mio_dataset_01006Hey, I know what you mean. The whole reason for my...Hey, I know what you mean. The whole reason for my...
1008mio_dataset_01007uh night job is because it's way too expensive to live in sombrosauh night job is because it's way too expensive to live in sombrosa
1009mio_dataset_01008And the arcade isn't much help. They'd have to bump my wage by, like, $30 an hour for me to make up the difference.And the arcade isn't much help. They'd have to bump my wage by, like, $30 an hour for me to make up the difference.
1010mio_dataset_01009I mostly just work at the arcade for fun.I mostly just work at the arcade for fun.
1011mio_dataset_01010But side note, I hope you'll take this as a compliment, but I feel like you could definitely consider modeling or cam work.But side note, I hope you'll take this as a compliment, but I feel like you could definitely consider modeling or cam work.
1012mio_dataset_01011You're, uh, kind of pretty, don't you know?You're, uh, kind of pretty, don't you know?
1013mio_dataset_01012Ooh, that's so pretty. I think I want to dye my hair this color.Ooh, that's so pretty. I think I want to dye my hair this color.
1014mio_dataset_01013Whoops, I might have said that a bit too loud.Whoops, I might have said that a bit too loud.
1015mio_dataset_01014That's such a small population of people, though. Why should we be worried about them?That's such a small population of people, though. Why should we be worried about them?
1016mio_dataset_01015I think that might be against my religion.I think that might be against my religion.
1017mio_dataset_01016Tell you what, we'll consult legal counsel and take it into consideration.Tell you what, we'll consult legal counsel and take it into consideration.
1018mio_dataset_01017Spitting out wine? Who does that? Quitters, that's who.Spitting out wine? Who does that? Quitters, that's who.
1019mio_dataset_01018And in the adult entertainment industry, those two are the same thing.And in the adult entertainment industry, those two are the same thing.
1020mio_dataset_01019phone, there is no message. There's no message. Please stop notifying me about ghost messages.phone, there is no message. There's no message. Please stop notifying me about ghost messages.
1021mio_dataset_01020It's just my dumb phone. It alerts me five or six times a day to messages that aren't there.It's just my dumb phone. It alerts me five or six times a day to messages that aren't there.
1022mio_dataset_01021I've done all sorts of fooling around with it. Firmware updates, flashing it, everything I can think of.I've done all sorts of fooling around with it. Firmware updates, flashing it, everything I can think of.
1023mio_dataset_01022Right? If I was a ghost, I wouldn't be lighting up some poor girl's phone. I'd be...Right? If I was a ghost, I wouldn't be lighting up some poor girl's phone. I'd be...
1024mio_dataset_01023I don't know. Scaring birds? Something. My imagination broke.I don't know. Scaring birds? Something. My imagination broke.
1025mio_dataset_01024Sorry, that probably sounds like the least important of all first world problems, but I feel like it's going to drive me insane.Sorry, that probably sounds like the least important of all first world problems, but I feel like it's going to drive me insane.
1026mio_dataset_01025Yeah, me and warranties don't really get along.Yeah, me and warranties don't really get along.
1027mio_dataset_01026For real? You think you can fix it? You're not just playing with my emotions?For real? You think you can fix it? You're not just playing with my emotions?
1028mio_dataset_01027Sure, thanks. Knock yourself out. The next step I'm most likely to try is dropping it into the ocean, but you take a crack first.Sure, thanks. Knock yourself out. The next step I'm most likely to try is dropping it into the ocean, but you take a crack first.
1029mio_dataset_01028While you're doing that, I'll BRB. The wine decided it's done with me and would like to head home.While you're doing that, I'll BRB. The wine decided it's done with me and would like to head home.
1030mio_dataset_01029Good luck! I'm thinking fix-it bots.Good luck! I'm thinking fix-it bots.
1031mio_dataset_01030Okay, I've been waiting for a time to ask you some stuff, and now seems like as good a time as any.Okay, I've been waiting for a time to ask you some stuff, and now seems like as good a time as any.
1032mio_dataset_01031I've got some difficult things to ask you about. Stuff I need to know before I can decide if this relationship can continue.I've got some difficult things to ask you about. Stuff I need to know before I can decide if this relationship can continue.
1033mio_dataset_01032Are you ready? This won't be easy, but we can get through it.Are you ready? This won't be easy, but we can get through it.
1034mio_dataset_01033Good. That's a natural response to danger.Good. That's a natural response to danger.
1035mio_dataset_01034But that kind of spidey sense is only going to get you so far. So, without further ado...But that kind of spidey sense is only going to get you so far. So, without further ado...
1036mio_dataset_01035Do not underestimate my power. I have the high ground.Do not underestimate my power. I have the high ground.
1037mio_dataset_01036I mean, wait, the low ground. The low ground? Is that what it's called?I mean, wait, the low ground. The low ground? Is that what it's called?
1038mio_dataset_01037Whatever. I got a lightsaber, bitch. I'm not afraid of you.Whatever. I got a lightsaber, bitch. I'm not afraid of you.
1039mio_dataset_01038Okay, question one. Which princess? Daisy or Peach?Okay, question one. Which princess? Daisy or Peach?
1040mio_dataset_01039I really hope you mean Bowsette or whatever.I really hope you mean Bowsette or whatever.
1041mio_dataset_01040Actually, I was thinking of dressing up as Bowsette for a stream the other day, but looking at the cosplay...Actually, I was thinking of dressing up as Bowsette for a stream the other day, but looking at the cosplay...
1042mio_dataset_01041I mean, I wasn't super comfortable with the resemblance. Let's put it that way.I mean, I wasn't super comfortable with the resemblance. Let's put it that way.
1043mio_dataset_01042Right? Gosh, I don't know what it is, but there's just something about how girly she is.Right? Gosh, I don't know what it is, but there's just something about how girly she is.
1044mio_dataset_01043All the pink, the super feminine voice. Gosh, I don't know. It just pushes buttons inside of me. I didn't even know we're there.All the pink, the super feminine voice. Gosh, I don't know. It just pushes buttons inside of me. I didn't even know we're there.
1045mio_dataset_01044I mean, I've probably got some package from my childhood sprinkled in there too, but really, who doesn't?I mean, I've probably got some package from my childhood sprinkled in there too, but really, who doesn't?
1046mio_dataset_01045Hmm, you make an interesting point. Peach does not have a voice for screaming.Hmm, you make an interesting point. Peach does not have a voice for screaming.
1047mio_dataset_01046But I'm afraid I can't agree. Peach's voice is just so girly and wonderful. I long to hear her promise to make me a cake.But I'm afraid I can't agree. Peach's voice is just so girly and wonderful. I long to hear her promise to make me a cake.
1048mio_dataset_01047But you're entitled to your wrong opinions.But you're entitled to your wrong opinions.
1049mio_dataset_01048Hey, hey! Did you do it? Is it fixed?Hey, hey! Did you do it? Is it fixed?
1050mio_dataset_01049Hey, that rhymed!Hey, that rhymed!
1051mio_dataset_01050And so did that! We're poets!And so did that! We're poets!
1052mio_dataset_01051Look at you, smooth-talking the wine gal into giving us the wine we paid for.Look at you, smooth-talking the wine gal into giving us the wine we paid for.
1053mio_dataset_01052Oh my gosh! There are no new message pop-ups! You did it!Oh my gosh! There are no new message pop-ups! You did it!
1054mio_dataset_01053Oh my god, you're my hero! I was seriously ready to drop this down a hole and swear off texting forever!Oh my god, you're my hero! I was seriously ready to drop this down a hole and swear off texting forever!
1055mio_dataset_01054I feel like I should bake you a cake or take off my armor to reveal my bikini or something. How does a well-adjusted adult show appreciation again?I feel like I should bake you a cake or take off my armor to reveal my bikini or something. How does a well-adjusted adult show appreciation again?
1056mio_dataset_01055Nya-ha-ha! Mwah!Nya-ha-ha! Mwah!
1057mio_dataset_01056Thanks.Thanks.
1058mio_dataset_01057Don't worry, we're professionals. Professional whiners.Don't worry, we're professionals. Professional whiners.
1059mio_dataset_01058Excuse me, just a sec. BRB.Excuse me, just a sec. BRB.
1060mio_dataset_01059Hmm.Hmm.
1061mio_dataset_01060Sorry, I was just thinking.Sorry, I was just thinking.
1062mio_dataset_01061You know, I always fall too hard, too fast. I always let my heart get away from me.You know, I always fall too hard, too fast. I always let my heart get away from me.
1063mio_dataset_01062No matter how many times it happens, my heart sort of autopilots. I jump into relationships too quickly.No matter how many times it happens, my heart sort of autopilots. I jump into relationships too quickly.
1064mio_dataset_01063and it all ends the same. You'd think I would eventually learn, but I don't.and it all ends the same. You'd think I would eventually learn, but I don't.
1065mio_dataset_01064You.You.
1066mio_dataset_01065Others, lots of others.Others, lots of others.
1067mio_dataset_01066Sorry, I saw who was calling you. I didn't mean to peek.Sorry, I saw who was calling you. I didn't mean to peek.
1068mio_dataset_01067It's okay. You don't have to say anything.It's okay. You don't have to say anything.
1069mio_dataset_01068I saw you with her.I saw you with her.
1070mio_dataset_01069Last week, I was having a drink with a friend and saw you in the restaurant.Last week, I was having a drink with a friend and saw you in the restaurant.
1071mio_dataset_01070Ugh.Ugh.
1072mio_dataset_01071Ugh.Ugh.
1073mio_dataset_01072I believe you, and that makes me feel a little better.I believe you, and that makes me feel a little better.
1074mio_dataset_01073But it doesn't actually change the real problem.But it doesn't actually change the real problem.
1075mio_dataset_01074she's pretty. I think I've seen her at the mall. Super confident. Way more than I am.she's pretty. I think I've seen her at the mall. Super confident. Way more than I am.
1076mio_dataset_01075I know, it never is. But this is a song I've heard before. It's always playing in the background of my choices, I feel like.I know, it never is. But this is a song I've heard before. It's always playing in the background of my choices, I feel like.
1077mio_dataset_01076The truth is, it doesn't matter. The problem isn't who she is or what she is to you.The truth is, it doesn't matter. The problem isn't who she is or what she is to you.
1078mio_dataset_01077The real problem is me.The real problem is me.
1079mio_dataset_01078I get hurt much too easily.I get hurt much too easily.
1080mio_dataset_01079You're free to be with whomever you want. It's not like we made this exclusive. I understand.You're free to be with whomever you want. It's not like we made this exclusive. I understand.
1081mio_dataset_01080Yeah, you probably don't deserve this, Floodgate.Yeah, you probably don't deserve this, Floodgate.
1082mio_dataset_01081You don't have to listen. But in that case, I think maybe you should go.You don't have to listen. But in that case, I think maybe you should go.
1083mio_dataset_01082Yeah?Yeah?
1084mio_dataset_01083That's good. I was hoping you might.That's good. I was hoping you might.
1085mio_dataset_01084The world tells me not to be so easy and promiscuous. But when I resist those desires, the world turns around and tells me not to be so cold.The world tells me not to be so easy and promiscuous. But when I resist those desires, the world turns around and tells me not to be so cold.
1086mio_dataset_01085I'm basically confused and self-conscious all the time. And I'm afraid.I'm basically confused and self-conscious all the time. And I'm afraid.
1087mio_dataset_01086I feel like I know that all too well.I feel like I know that all too well.
1088mio_dataset_01087It's your choice.It's your choice.
1089mio_dataset_01088Okay.Okay.
1090mio_dataset_01089Okay.Okay.
1091mio_dataset_01090Then I'll talk more, if that's okay.Then I'll talk more, if that's okay.
1092mio_dataset_01091Yeah, you probably didn't.Yeah, you probably didn't.
1093mio_dataset_01092I understand. Goodbye.I understand. Goodbye.
1094mio_dataset_01093So, I'm not dense. I know that I fall too hard for people too fast. I know that I should be a little more careful.So, I'm not dense. I know that I fall too hard for people too fast. I know that I should be a little more careful.
1095mio_dataset_01094Will you come for a walk with me?Will you come for a walk with me?
1096mio_dataset_01095Yeah, I like the rain. I've missed it.Yeah, I like the rain. I've missed it.
1097mio_dataset_01096Yeah, I've got an umbrella.Yeah, I've got an umbrella.
1098mio_dataset_01097Come with me in the rain.Come with me in the rain.
1099mio_dataset_01098And then I get it wrong, and everything shatters, and everything hurts.And then I get it wrong, and everything shatters, and everything hurts.
1100mio_dataset_01099It just makes me want to cut everything away and go somewhere and put my heart in a box and hide it in my closet.It just makes me want to cut everything away and go somewhere and put my heart in a box and hide it in my closet.
1101mio_dataset_01100Then a week goes by, and I meet someone new, and my roller coaster starts all over again.Then a week goes by, and I meet someone new, and my roller coaster starts all over again.
1102mio_dataset_01101It sucks. And it hurts.It sucks. And it hurts.
1103mio_dataset_01102Whether it's because I'm attractive, or funny, or interesting, whatever. I just want to figure out other people and be liked.Whether it's because I'm attractive, or funny, or interesting, whatever. I just want to figure out other people and be liked.
1104mio_dataset_01103I feel like I worry a lot about what people think of me when I'm out of the room. What they say about me when I'm not on screen.I feel like I worry a lot about what people think of me when I'm out of the room. What they say about me when I'm not on screen.
1105mio_dataset_01104When everything seems to make things worse, you wind up not knowing how to make anything better.When everything seems to make things worse, you wind up not knowing how to make anything better.
1106mio_dataset_01105Yeah.Yeah.
1107mio_dataset_01106I feel like I don't understand other people.I feel like I don't understand other people.
1108mio_dataset_01107On the internet, people get mad at me for showing myself, and they get mad when I don't.On the internet, people get mad at me for showing myself, and they get mad when I don't.
1109mio_dataset_01108They get mad at me when I play games and tell me to stop pretending who I am.They get mad at me when I play games and tell me to stop pretending who I am.
1110mio_dataset_01109They get mad at me for doing my makeup, for dressing in cosplay, for talking about shows I like.They get mad at me for doing my makeup, for dressing in cosplay, for talking about shows I like.
1111mio_dataset_01110They get mad at me for trying to get attention, and if I don't try to get their attention.They get mad at me for trying to get attention, and if I don't try to get their attention.
1112mio_dataset_01111And the truth is, I just want people to like me.And the truth is, I just want people to like me.
1113mio_dataset_01112I have to tell you something.I have to tell you something.
1114mio_dataset_01113And I don't know how you're going to react.And I don't know how you're going to react.
1115mio_dataset_01114but I want to say it out loud. And then I want to change.but I want to say it out loud. And then I want to change.
1116mio_dataset_01115Can you promise to hear the whole thing?Can you promise to hear the whole thing?
1117mio_dataset_01116Thank you.Thank you.
1118mio_dataset_01117Okay, you're right. It's on me to take the risk.Okay, you're right. It's on me to take the risk.
1119mio_dataset_01118In my livestreams, I've been...In my livestreams, I've been...
1120mio_dataset_01119Selling myselfSelling myself
1121mio_dataset_01120There's a fan who's learned my identity, and they want to pay me to have sex with them.There's a fan who's learned my identity, and they want to pay me to have sex with them.
1122mio_dataset_01121There's a fan who's learned my identity.There's a fan who's learned my identity.
1123mio_dataset_01122An enormous, insane amount of money. Anything I want, if they can have me.An enormous, insane amount of money. Anything I want, if they can have me.
1124mio_dataset_01123I know. I would never have considered it, ever.I know. I would never have considered it, ever.
1125mio_dataset_01124And I feel like I'm speeding toward an edge, and I can't hit the brake. I feel like I'm hypnotized or something.And I feel like I'm speeding toward an edge, and I can't hit the brake. I feel like I'm hypnotized or something.
1126mio_dataset_01125And I'm hoping you notice. I'm hoping you hit the brake.And I'm hoping you notice. I'm hoping you hit the brake.
1127mio_dataset_01126I don't want any of this.I don't want any of this.
1128mio_dataset_01127I want people to stop talking about my body, to stop trashing the things I like.I want people to stop talking about my body, to stop trashing the things I like.
1129mio_dataset_01128Holding auctions and doing what bidders want me to do.Holding auctions and doing what bidders want me to do.
1130mio_dataset_01129I just want to be happy.I just want to be happy.
1131mio_dataset_01130I want you.I want you.
1132mio_dataset_01131Like a cam girl, I guess.Like a cam girl, I guess.
1133mio_dataset_01132For a long time, I didn't really see anything wrong with it. I was consenting. They were consenting. I kept my identity secret.For a long time, I didn't really see anything wrong with it. I was consenting. They were consenting. I kept my identity secret.
1134mio_dataset_01133But lately, I've realized that...But lately, I've realized that...
1135mio_dataset_01134I'm just so lonely.I'm just so lonely.
1136mio_dataset_01135I don't want to do this stuff anymore, but I'm so addicted to being desired. I want people to want me so bad.I don't want to do this stuff anymore, but I'm so addicted to being desired. I want people to want me so bad.
1137mio_dataset_01136But it's become so terrible, like I'm losing myself in it.But it's become so terrible, like I'm losing myself in it.
1138mio_dataset_01137And now, it's come to something even worse.And now, it's come to something even worse.
1139mio_dataset_01138I need to tell this person, who I've allowed to become obsessed with me, that I am not the person they think I am.I need to tell this person, who I've allowed to become obsessed with me, that I am not the person they think I am.
1140mio_dataset_01139I want to tear down all the things making me sad. I want to stop the streaming, the auctions, the secret life.I want to tear down all the things making me sad. I want to stop the streaming, the auctions, the secret life.
1141mio_dataset_01140Because I don't want to be that person anymore.Because I don't want to be that person anymore.
1142mio_dataset_01141I can't help it. I already am.I can't help it. I already am.
1143mio_dataset_01142It'll do. It has to.It'll do. It has to.
1144mio_dataset_01143And I don't know if I can do it. But for the first time, when I'm with you, I feel like I can try.And I don't know if I can do it. But for the first time, when I'm with you, I feel like I can try.
1145mio_dataset_01144So if you want to be with other people, if you don't want me, please just tell me right now.So if you want to be with other people, if you don't want me, please just tell me right now.
1146mio_dataset_01145I promise I won't hate you. I promise you don't have to worry about anything I've told you tonight.I promise I won't hate you. I promise you don't have to worry about anything I've told you tonight.
1147mio_dataset_01146But if you're here, I need you. I need you more than I can even tell you.But if you're here, I need you. I need you more than I can even tell you.
1148mio_dataset_01147So tell me, with everything I've just told you,So tell me, with everything I've just told you,
1149mio_dataset_01148Are you with me?Are you with me?
1150mio_dataset_01149Thank you.Thank you.
1151mio_dataset_01150Hello? It's Mio. Leave a message after the beep.Hello? It's Mio. Leave a message after the beep.
1152mio_dataset_01151My greatest aspiration in life is to be a sitcom.My greatest aspiration in life is to be a sitcom.
1153mio_dataset_01152Actually, it's to be an anime, but you get the idea.Actually, it's to be an anime, but you get the idea.
1154mio_dataset_01153Now buzz you in.Now buzz you in.
1155mio_dataset_01154No, stop!No, stop!
1156mio_dataset_01155Don't finish that message. I'll let you up. Let's not say things we can't take back.Don't finish that message. I'll let you up. Let's not say things we can't take back.
1157mio_dataset_01156Ugh! I've tried so hard to warn people about the dangers of running. Did you know all jogging-related accidents involved running? It's awful!Ugh! I've tried so hard to warn people about the dangers of running. Did you know all jogging-related accidents involved running? It's awful!
1158mio_dataset_01157Hmm, okay, my mistake. Maybe it's just wishful thinking for later this evening. Wink, wink, nudge, nudge.Hmm, okay, my mistake. Maybe it's just wishful thinking for later this evening. Wink, wink, nudge, nudge.
1159mio_dataset_01158I hope you brought your game face and your comfort blanket because it's gaming night and I'm going to wreck you.I hope you brought your game face and your comfort blanket because it's gaming night and I'm going to wreck you.
1160mio_dataset_01159Well, I suppose that's sort of like a threat. You get points for creativity.Well, I suppose that's sort of like a threat. You get points for creativity.
1161mio_dataset_01160Still, I can sense your fear.Still, I can sense your fear.
1162mio_dataset_01161Oh, sounds like someone's been doing their recon.Oh, sounds like someone's been doing their recon.
1163mio_dataset_01162But I've got moves you've never seen. That's why I don't play friendlies. I've yet to release my true powers on a civilian target.But I've got moves you've never seen. That's why I don't play friendlies. I've yet to release my true powers on a civilian target.
1164mio_dataset_01163Come in!Come in!
1165mio_dataset_01164Whoa, that went in a dark direction. Let's not get personal here.Whoa, that went in a dark direction. Let's not get personal here.
1166mio_dataset_01165The get personal stuff is later. Let's keep it a clean fight.The get personal stuff is later. Let's keep it a clean fight.
1167mio_dataset_01166Hi babe, how are you? I was missing you today, mostly because I needed something off a tall shelf.Hi babe, how are you? I was missing you today, mostly because I needed something off a tall shelf.
1168mio_dataset_01167Are you alright? You look kind of...sweaty...and clammy. You're not turning into a zombie, are you?Are you alright? You look kind of...sweaty...and clammy. You're not turning into a zombie, are you?
1169mio_dataset_01168Ah, yes, I've heard of these gyms, and that hitting them is a bad idea.Ah, yes, I've heard of these gyms, and that hitting them is a bad idea.
1170mio_dataset_01169Personally, I figure I get most of my exercise from streaming. I wear a heart rate monitor, and let me tell you, I can get that sucker going sometimes.Personally, I figure I get most of my exercise from streaming. I wear a heart rate monitor, and let me tell you, I can get that sucker going sometimes.
1171mio_dataset_01170If you want to grab a shower, though, feel free. I can toss your clothes in the laundry, and we can have a sexy underwear game night instead.If you want to grab a shower, though, feel free. I can toss your clothes in the laundry, and we can have a sexy underwear game night instead.
1172mio_dataset_01171Okay, pizza's ordered. No contact delivery. Loser of the first match has to run and grab it in cosplay.Okay, pizza's ordered. No contact delivery. Loser of the first match has to run and grab it in cosplay.
1173mio_dataset_01172I've got a zero suit with your name on it, so you'd better try your best.I've got a zero suit with your name on it, so you'd better try your best.
1174mio_dataset_01173you creep it's sad because i actually have the sexy scary nurse cosplay but you had to go straight to triangle faceyou creep it's sad because i actually have the sexy scary nurse cosplay but you had to go straight to triangle face
1175mio_dataset_01174Well, now I'm extra motivated to win. I'm not in shape enough to pull off a triangle.Well, now I'm extra motivated to win. I'm not in shape enough to pull off a triangle.
1176mio_dataset_01175I figured to warm up, we'll play a little cheerio cart. Something even children can play and win at. Play on even ground.I figured to warm up, we'll play a little cheerio cart. Something even children can play and win at. Play on even ground.
1177mio_dataset_01176You better watch it, though. I bring those blue sparks.You better watch it, though. I bring those blue sparks.
1178mio_dataset_01177I know! I mean, I figured. I didn't photoshop your face on Seamus' body or anything. That'd be weird.I know! I mean, I figured. I didn't photoshop your face on Seamus' body or anything. That'd be weird.
1179mio_dataset_01178Well, try your best anyway. We can play dress-up later if you want. You won't miss your chance.Well, try your best anyway. We can play dress-up later if you want. You won't miss your chance.
1180mio_dataset_01179Ah, your tears nourish me. Let's play.Ah, your tears nourish me. Let's play.
1181mio_dataset_01180Alright, ready to play? Here we go!Alright, ready to play? Here we go!
1182mio_dataset_01181And, well, you played really well, too, I guess. Almost too good. Hmm.And, well, you played really well, too, I guess. Almost too good. Hmm.
1183mio_dataset_01182Yes!Yes!
1184mio_dataset_01183Darn stupid blue lemons!Darn stupid blue lemons!
1185mio_dataset_01184I can't believe I was right at the finish line.I can't believe I was right at the finish line.
1186mio_dataset_01185Good game, good game. Ah, I love it when the races are that close.Good game, good game. Ah, I love it when the races are that close.
1187mio_dataset_01186What the heck?What the heck?
1188mio_dataset_01187Ugh! The devs really need to patch the collision detection! I kept clipping through the walls and crashing!Ugh! The devs really need to patch the collision detection! I kept clipping through the walls and crashing!
1189mio_dataset_01188Paints is not here yet. Shall we make it a best of three? Or five?Paints is not here yet. Shall we make it a best of three? Or five?
1190mio_dataset_01189Some bad shit is going down right now. I got pulled into a meeting and torn down. My boss is furious. The questions didn't make any sense.Some bad shit is going down right now. I got pulled into a meeting and torn down. My boss is furious. The questions didn't make any sense.
1191mio_dataset_01190Yeah, okay. You're right. They're just putting the fear of God into everyone. Just seeing who cracks.Yeah, okay. You're right. They're just putting the fear of God into everyone. Just seeing who cracks.
1192mio_dataset_01191Oh shit, you're right. I gotta drop. Be safe. B-bye.Oh shit, you're right. I gotta drop. Be safe. B-bye.
1193mio_dataset_01192Alright, they might be listening. Gotta go. We'll talk soon.Alright, they might be listening. Gotta go. We'll talk soon.
1194mio_dataset_01193Oh, you could have answered. Was it important?Oh, you could have answered. Was it important?
1195mio_dataset_01194Oh, okay, good. I don't even bother turning my ringer on these days. Who uses the phone to talk anymore?Oh, okay, good. I don't even bother turning my ringer on these days. Who uses the phone to talk anymore?
1196mio_dataset_01195Okay, cool. But if you want to check the voicemail to make sure it's not an emergency, please go ahead.Okay, cool. But if you want to check the voicemail to make sure it's not an emergency, please go ahead.
1197mio_dataset_01196Wow, that's a lot to unpack. Exes, hey? They're all crazy, always.Wow, that's a lot to unpack. Exes, hey? They're all crazy, always.
1198mio_dataset_01197Itch! Pause game.Itch! Pause game.
1199mio_dataset_01198Oh yeah, of course. Please go ahead.Oh yeah, of course. Please go ahead.
1200mio_dataset_01199Hey, it's me! I'm freaking out here! I didn't know who else to call!Hey, it's me! I'm freaking out here! I didn't know who else to call!
1201mio_dataset_01200So, I have just one more thing to do before I put everything behind me.So, I have just one more thing to do before I put everything behind me.
1202mio_dataset_01201And before I tell you, I already know what you're going to say, but I need to stress that I've already made up my mind.And before I tell you, I already know what you're going to say, but I need to stress that I've already made up my mind.
1203mio_dataset_01202I know, I know it sounds a bit reckless and crazy, but I feel like I need to close this chapter myself.I know, I know it sounds a bit reckless and crazy, but I feel like I need to close this chapter myself.
1204mio_dataset_01203No, I can't.No, I can't.
1205mio_dataset_01204Please understand. I started this whole mess. I need to finish it myself. Otherwise, I just won't have the closure I need.Please understand. I started this whole mess. I need to finish it myself. Otherwise, I just won't have the closure I need.
1206mio_dataset_01205Besides, I'll make sure they don't do anything bad.Besides, I'll make sure they don't do anything bad.
1207mio_dataset_01206That one super fan that I've had for almost two years. I want to meet them face to face and tell them the streams are over.That one super fan that I've had for almost two years. I want to meet them face to face and tell them the streams are over.
1208mio_dataset_01207They've invested so much money over the years, and I told them I would meet them once in public to thank them.They've invested so much money over the years, and I told them I would meet them once in public to thank them.
1209mio_dataset_01208I owe them a lot, so I want to do this right and offer to give them back their money.I owe them a lot, so I want to do this right and offer to give them back their money.
1210mio_dataset_01209Last week, they emailed me to let me know they'd be in town. I'm planning to see them later tonight.Last week, they emailed me to let me know they'd be in town. I'm planning to see them later tonight.
1211mio_dataset_01210Then I can be done with everything and put it behind me.Then I can be done with everything and put it behind me.
1212mio_dataset_01211No. Honestly, I don't want to mix those worlds together.No. Honestly, I don't want to mix those worlds together.
1213mio_dataset_01212I've already arranged to meet them at the arcade. Janitors will be there, and the place is covered in cameras. I'll be safe, I promise.I've already arranged to meet them at the arcade. Janitors will be there, and the place is covered in cameras. I'll be safe, I promise.
1214mio_dataset_01213Anyway, thanks again for being here for me.Anyway, thanks again for being here for me.
1215mio_dataset_01214One way or another, things will be different. Tomorrow is a new day.One way or another, things will be different. Tomorrow is a new day.
1216mio_dataset_01215Would you excuse me for a moment? I'll BRB.Would you excuse me for a moment? I'll BRB.
1217mio_dataset_01216Feel free to snoop in my underwear drawer, or better yet, my sexy cosplay drawer.Feel free to snoop in my underwear drawer, or better yet, my sexy cosplay drawer.
1218mio_dataset_01217Might give you some ideas.Might give you some ideas.
1219mio_dataset_01218Just a sec, I got a message.Just a sec, I got a message.
1220mio_dataset_01219I mean, I didn't have all of it. I was going to offer a payment plan or maybe some sexual favors.I mean, I didn't have all of it. I was going to offer a payment plan or maybe some sexual favors.
1221mio_dataset_01220I mean, I didn't even have all of it. I was going to offer a payment plan or maybe some special favors.I mean, I didn't even have all of it. I was going to offer a payment plan or maybe some special favors.
1222mio_dataset_01221Kidding. I'm kidding. Is it too soon? Yeah, probably too soon.Kidding. I'm kidding. Is it too soon? Yeah, probably too soon.
1223mio_dataset_01222Well, that settles that.Well, that settles that.
1224mio_dataset_01223Yeah, truth, truth.Yeah, truth, truth.
1225mio_dataset_01224Huh.Huh.
1226mio_dataset_01225Oh!Oh!
1227mio_dataset_01226Hmm...Hmm...
1228mio_dataset_01227Geez, wow, the internet is an ugly terrible placeGeez, wow, the internet is an ugly terrible place
1229mio_dataset_01228Okay, never mind. Change of plans. The fan I was supposed to meet has, um, canceled our meeting.Okay, never mind. Change of plans. The fan I was supposed to meet has, um, canceled our meeting.
1230mio_dataset_01229Joke's on him, I guess. I mean, I was going to offer to give him his money back, but now...Joke's on him, I guess. I mean, I was going to offer to give him his money back, but now...
1231mio_dataset_01230Well, I guess I'm going to keep the money.Well, I guess I'm going to keep the money.
1232mio_dataset_01231Well, I guess my whole evening is free now.Well, I guess my whole evening is free now.
1233mio_dataset_01232Want to play some board games and drink wine? Or should I beat your butt at one of my vidya games while we drink wine?Want to play some board games and drink wine? Or should I beat your butt at one of my vidya games while we drink wine?
1234mio_dataset_01233We could, you know.We could, you know.
1235mio_dataset_01234We could play a completely different kind of game.We could play a completely different kind of game.
1236mio_dataset_01235Wow, I must be a bit rusty. Maybe I'm being too subtle.Wow, I must be a bit rusty. Maybe I'm being too subtle.
1237mio_dataset_01236Alright, let's play some games. It'll give me a chance to regroup and think of a better way to tell you how I want to jump your bones.Alright, let's play some games. It'll give me a chance to regroup and think of a better way to tell you how I want to jump your bones.
1238mio_dataset_01237Alright, let's play some games.Alright, let's play some games.
1239mio_dataset_01238Until then, game on!Until then, game on!
1240mio_dataset_01239Well, I've been trying to branch out, you see.Well, I've been trying to branch out, you see.
1241mio_dataset_01240But now that you mention it, I could go for some wine myself and a little gaming, followed up by more wine.But now that you mention it, I could go for some wine myself and a little gaming, followed up by more wine.
1242mio_dataset_01241bring it onbring it on
1243mio_dataset_01242I'm going to humble you so hard, your grandkids will be apologizing to me.I'm going to humble you so hard, your grandkids will be apologizing to me.
1244mio_dataset_01243I don't really know what that means, but let's play and drink wine.I don't really know what that means, but let's play and drink wine.
1245mio_dataset_01244Or, I mean, we have a few hours.Or, I mean, we have a few hours.
1246mio_dataset_01245Oh, please, fuck me.Oh, please, fuck me.
1247mio_dataset_01246Oh, oh, yes, oh, oh, oh, oh.Oh, oh, yes, oh, oh, oh, oh.
1248mio_dataset_01247ふぅふぅふぅふぅ
1249mio_dataset_01248I think, I think maybe you're cheating.I think, I think maybe you're cheating.
1250mio_dataset_01249I think you and this wine are working together.I think you and this wine are working together.
1251mio_dataset_01250Hehehehe, wow!Hehehehe, wow!
1252mio_dataset_01251Okay, I think maybe I had a little too much.Okay, I think maybe I had a little too much.
1253mio_dataset_01252Would you excuse me for just a sec? I need to rest my eyes for a little bit.Would you excuse me for just a sec? I need to rest my eyes for a little bit.
1254mio_dataset_01253Shhh. Shhh. Shhh.Shhh. Shhh. Shhh.
1255mio_dataset_01254Alright, I think it's time to get this party started. I'm all dolled up and ready to kick some butt.Alright, I think it's time to get this party started. I'm all dolled up and ready to kick some butt.
1256mio_dataset_01255It's hard to play video games without power, but I have several portable options, freshly charged, lots of candles, and snacks that do not require heat or refrigeration.It's hard to play video games without power, but I have several portable options, freshly charged, lots of candles, and snacks that do not require heat or refrigeration.
1257mio_dataset_01256And I mean, if the power goes out, there's probably other stuff we could get up to.And I mean, if the power goes out, there's probably other stuff we could get up to.
1258mio_dataset_01257I can think of at least one activity we could do in the dark. Like sleeping. What? What did you think I was going to say?I can think of at least one activity we could do in the dark. Like sleeping. What? What did you think I was going to say?
1259mio_dataset_01258Yeah, great guess. Nothing says sexy sleepover like board games that make you rage.Yeah, great guess. Nothing says sexy sleepover like board games that make you rage.
1260mio_dataset_01259I'm barely joking, by the way. I'll kick your ass at B&B anytime. I'm like the Chad Pion of board games.I'm barely joking, by the way. I'll kick your ass at B&B anytime. I'm like the Chad Pion of board games.
1261mio_dataset_01260Yeah, done. I can do that.Yeah, done. I can do that.
1262mio_dataset_01261Hmm.Hmm.
1263mio_dataset_01262ちこちこちこちこ
1264mio_dataset_01263Ah! Yep, there it is.Ah! Yep, there it is.
1265mio_dataset_01264you okay look if you're going to bring up the past i would like to gently remind you that there was drinking involved in that offeryou okay look if you're going to bring up the past i would like to gently remind you that there was drinking involved in that offer
1266mio_dataset_01265But, I mean, I've got four or five bottles of cheap wine here. We can boot up party mode any time.But, I mean, I've got four or five bottles of cheap wine here. We can boot up party mode any time.
1267mio_dataset_01266Hey, you made it. Thank you for visiting me.Hey, you made it. Thank you for visiting me.
1268mio_dataset_01267Come on up! I've got emergency rations and video games. This is the place to hunker down.Come on up! I've got emergency rations and video games. This is the place to hunker down.
1269mio_dataset_01268Hey, babe. I'm so happy to see you.Hey, babe. I'm so happy to see you.
1270mio_dataset_01269The lights keep doing this flickering thing, by the way. I think the power is mulling over whether it should go out. So prepare yourself mentally in case that happens.The lights keep doing this flickering thing, by the way. I think the power is mulling over whether it should go out. So prepare yourself mentally in case that happens.
1271mio_dataset_01270Anyway, regardless, go right ahead. Just text me if you can't make it back. We'll reschedule.Anyway, regardless, go right ahead. Just text me if you can't make it back. We'll reschedule.
1272mio_dataset_01271Be safe out there, okay? See you shortly.Be safe out there, okay? See you shortly.
1273mio_dataset_01272I, uh...I, uh...
1274mio_dataset_01273I want to ask you so badly where you're going. What's going on? If it's someone else?I want to ask you so badly where you're going. What's going on? If it's someone else?
1275mio_dataset_01274But I hid so much from you. It wouldn't be right to suddenly be that girl.But I hid so much from you. It wouldn't be right to suddenly be that girl.
1276mio_dataset_01275But please, come back soon.But please, come back soon.
1277mio_dataset_01276Or let me know if you're not, just so I know you're safe.Or let me know if you're not, just so I know you're safe.
1278mio_dataset_01277Please?Please?
1279mio_dataset_01278Oh, of course. I understand. Is it because of the storm?Oh, of course. I understand. Is it because of the storm?
1280mio_dataset_01279This is Special Agent Fumi.This is Special Agent Fumi.
1281mio_dataset_01280C.I. Marshmallow, is that you? What's happening?C.I. Marshmallow, is that you? What's happening?
1282mio_dataset_01281Yes! Good work. I'll be there immediately.Yes! Good work. I'll be there immediately.
1283mio_dataset_01282Do not confront him. If he tries to leave, only prevent his escape if you can do so safely.Do not confront him. If he tries to leave, only prevent his escape if you can do so safely.
1284mio_dataset_01283I'm on my way.I'm on my way.
1285mio_dataset_01284Let's get this bastard.Let's get this bastard.
1286mio_dataset_01285Freeze! SBD! Put it down! Put the gun down, dirtbag!Freeze! SBD! Put it down! Put the gun down, dirtbag!
1287mio_dataset_01286Are you hit? Are you hurt?Are you hit? Are you hurt?
1288mio_dataset_01287No? Good. Now I can beat your idiot head in!No? Good. Now I can beat your idiot head in!
1289mio_dataset_01288What the hell were you doing? I told you not to confront the perp.What the hell were you doing? I told you not to confront the perp.
1290mio_dataset_01289So you call it in if you got shot it's on my perfectly sculpted assSo you call it in if you got shot it's on my perfectly sculpted ass
1291mio_dataset_01290You're lucky I'm punctual and a hell of a shot.You're lucky I'm punctual and a hell of a shot.
1292mio_dataset_01291Don't get all flirty with me, you reckless idiot.Don't get all flirty with me, you reckless idiot.
1293mio_dataset_01292You could have been killed, or worse.You could have been killed, or worse.
1294mio_dataset_01293Damn it. Justice gets me hot.Damn it. Justice gets me hot.
1295mio_dataset_01294This is 042. I've got a 1071. I need medical at the Rated A Arcade. Over.This is 042. I've got a 1071. I need medical at the Rated A Arcade. Over.
1296mio_dataset_01295I have to stabilize the perp. I'll touch base with you once the paperwork is done.I have to stabilize the perp. I'll touch base with you once the paperwork is done.
1297mio_dataset_01296I don't want brass knowing I put a civilian in danger to close this case, so hit the road.I don't want brass knowing I put a civilian in danger to close this case, so hit the road.
1298mio_dataset_01297Oh, and before you go...Oh, and before you go...
1299mio_dataset_01298Good work. We got a monster off the street.Good work. We got a monster off the street.
1300mio_dataset_01299I'll find a way to thank you later.I'll find a way to thank you later.
1301mio_dataset_01300Stop trying to get in my panties.Stop trying to get in my panties.
1302mio_dataset_01301Again.Again.
1303mio_dataset_01302Okay, move. I won't tell you again.Okay, move. I won't tell you again.
1304mio_dataset_01303So, I've been doing a lot of thinking this past week.So, I've been doing a lot of thinking this past week.
1305mio_dataset_01304Well, ever since our talk in the rain, to be more precise.Well, ever since our talk in the rain, to be more precise.
1306mio_dataset_01305You lame sweetheart.You lame sweetheart.
1307mio_dataset_01306You don't even know what you're talking about. You've gone mad with simp energy.You don't even know what you're talking about. You've gone mad with simp energy.
1308mio_dataset_01307What was I saying? Oh yeah, my meaningful heart to heart.What was I saying? Oh yeah, my meaningful heart to heart.
1309mio_dataset_01308I know. And it's hard to describe how lucky I feel having you here.I know. And it's hard to describe how lucky I feel having you here.
1310mio_dataset_01309Usually when I think about this stuff, I get really anxious. I almost have a panic attack.Usually when I think about this stuff, I get really anxious. I almost have a panic attack.
1311mio_dataset_01310But with you, I feel completely at ease.But with you, I feel completely at ease.
1312mio_dataset_01311And can I just say, off the bat, that as cliche as a heart-to-heart in the rain sounds, it was basically everything I ever hoped for.And can I just say, off the bat, that as cliche as a heart-to-heart in the rain sounds, it was basically everything I ever hoped for.
1313mio_dataset_01312I don't care if you think I'm a drama llama. I get hung up on moments and symbols and stuff. Deal with it.I don't care if you think I'm a drama llama. I get hung up on moments and symbols and stuff. Deal with it.
1314mio_dataset_01313Anyway, I got distracted. I'll get to the point.Anyway, I got distracted. I'll get to the point.
1315mio_dataset_01314I'd like to talk about the drama for a moment. Is that cool?I'd like to talk about the drama for a moment. Is that cool?
1316mio_dataset_01315you're not kidding i went outside to bring my garbage to the bin and the wind got very fresh with meyou're not kidding i went outside to bring my garbage to the bin and the wind got very fresh with me
1317mio_dataset_01316And I mean, it literally pushed me over and almost ripped my hoodie off. I think I actually said the word senpai out loud.And I mean, it literally pushed me over and almost ripped my hoodie off. I think I actually said the word senpai out loud.
1318mio_dataset_01317That went to a weird place. Let's move on.That went to a weird place. Let's move on.
1319mio_dataset_01318Yay, you came back. I didn't doubt you for a second.Yay, you came back. I didn't doubt you for a second.
1320mio_dataset_01319But I mean, that storm out there is pretty serious business. You could have been washed out to sea and become a pirate or something.But I mean, that storm out there is pretty serious business. You could have been washed out to sea and become a pirate or something.
1321mio_dataset_01320Everything okay?Everything okay?
1322mio_dataset_01321Good. I'm glad to hear it.Good. I'm glad to hear it.
1323mio_dataset_01322Oh, by the way, my own plans later this evening just completely freed up, so...Oh, by the way, my own plans later this evening just completely freed up, so...
1324mio_dataset_01323That's good to hear. The last thing I want to associate with tropical storm is too much excitement.That's good to hear. The last thing I want to associate with tropical storm is too much excitement.
1325mio_dataset_01324I want to show you...I want to show you...
1326mio_dataset_01325Well, everything. Come with me.Well, everything. Come with me.
1327mio_dataset_01326Well, I've only fallen twice. And both times involve nightmares brought on by horror game binges.Well, I've only fallen twice. And both times involve nightmares brought on by horror game binges.
1328mio_dataset_01327That empty birdcage in Silent Mountain 2 always freaks the crap out of me.That empty birdcage in Silent Mountain 2 always freaks the crap out of me.
1329mio_dataset_01328Oh, and triangle head, of course. That scary prick.Oh, and triangle head, of course. That scary prick.
1330mio_dataset_01329Is it sad that my reflex is to consider that an insult at first?Is it sad that my reflex is to consider that an insult at first?
1331mio_dataset_01330Oof, I gotta untangle a lot of knots still, it would seem.Oof, I gotta untangle a lot of knots still, it would seem.
1332mio_dataset_01331You can tell that by the screensaver rendering?You can tell that by the screensaver rendering?
1333mio_dataset_01332Holy crap. Yes, it is. It's actually two of them in series crossfire. It heats my homeHoly crap. Yes, it is. It's actually two of them in series crossfire. It heats my home
1334mio_dataset_01333Jeez, you kind of just blew my mind a little there. Could you really tell that by just looking at the screen? Are you a paid actor or something?Jeez, you kind of just blew my mind a little there. Could you really tell that by just looking at the screen? Are you a paid actor or something?
1335mio_dataset_01334I take it you like the setup, then.I take it you like the setup, then.
1336mio_dataset_01335Okay, I'm not going to admit that cold reading my setup gave me a bit of a lady boner, but I'll insinuate it.Okay, I'm not going to admit that cold reading my setup gave me a bit of a lady boner, but I'll insinuate it.
1337mio_dataset_01336This is it. The gamer girl room.This is it. The gamer girl room.
1338mio_dataset_01337Normally I might make the excuse that I keep all this stuff for the character I play, but truthfully, I just like this stuff.Normally I might make the excuse that I keep all this stuff for the character I play, but truthfully, I just like this stuff.
1339mio_dataset_01338What do you think?What do you think?
1340mio_dataset_01339So, did you happen to watch the livestream? The one I sent you?So, did you happen to watch the livestream? The one I sent you?
1341mio_dataset_01340You know, the livestream.You know, the livestream.
1342mio_dataset_01341Sorry, I'm getting super awkward about it. I should just say it.Sorry, I'm getting super awkward about it. I should just say it.
1343mio_dataset_01342Oh, um, well, thank you. I...Oh, um, well, thank you. I...
1344mio_dataset_01343Sorry, that was so much more understanding than I was expecting. Wow, you caught me off guard a bit.Sorry, that was so much more understanding than I was expecting. Wow, you caught me off guard a bit.
1345mio_dataset_01344I had this whole explanation and apology ready, and...I had this whole explanation and apology ready, and...
1346mio_dataset_01345Well, you're just amazing.Well, you're just amazing.
1347mio_dataset_01346Um, yeah, I've decided this is all done. I've already taken everything down online.Um, yeah, I've decided this is all done. I've already taken everything down online.
1348mio_dataset_01347I've just got a few loose ends to tie up, and that'll be that.I've just got a few loose ends to tie up, and that'll be that.
1349mio_dataset_01348So, thanks for everything. You helped me probably more than you even realize.So, thanks for everything. You helped me probably more than you even realize.
1350mio_dataset_01349Gosh, my heart is racing.Gosh, my heart is racing.
1351mio_dataset_01350So thanks for hearing me out.So thanks for hearing me out.
1352mio_dataset_01351Yeah, I respect that.Yeah, I respect that.
1353mio_dataset_01352After I sent you the link, I felt pretty guilty about it, to be honest.After I sent you the link, I felt pretty guilty about it, to be honest.
1354mio_dataset_01353I had this sudden burst of doubt because I knew I was pulling you into my drama.I had this sudden burst of doubt because I knew I was pulling you into my drama.
1355mio_dataset_01354Anyway, we can forget it. I've decided I'm done with all this.Anyway, we can forget it. I've decided I'm done with all this.
1356mio_dataset_01355I've already taken everything down. I've just got a few loose ends to tie up, and that'll be the last of it.I've already taken everything down. I've just got a few loose ends to tie up, and that'll be the last of it.
1357mio_dataset_01356I just wanted you to know that you helped. Probably more than you know.I just wanted you to know that you helped. Probably more than you know.
1358mio_dataset_01357So, thanks for putting up with all this.So, thanks for putting up with all this.
1359mio_dataset_01358Okay, and...Okay, and...
1360mio_dataset_01359WHAAAT?!WHAAAT?!
1361mio_dataset_01360That was, that was you?That was, that was you?
1362mio_dataset_01361I want to ask what you thought, but that's so weird and self-absorbed.I want to ask what you thought, but that's so weird and self-absorbed.
1363mio_dataset_01362I just, I want you to know that I want to change.I just, I want you to know that I want to change.
1364mio_dataset_01363I want to change everything because of you.I want to change everything because of you.
1365mio_dataset_01364Oh, um, thank you. Bye.Oh, um, thank you. Bye.
1366mio_dataset_01365Wow, this is way more embarrassing than I thought it was going to be.Wow, this is way more embarrassing than I thought it was going to be.
1367mio_dataset_01366I was about to pour my heart out here, but you got this funny look. Really DTF-y.I was about to pour my heart out here, but you got this funny look. Really DTF-y.
1368mio_dataset_01367I'm sorry. What I was going to tell you is that I want to change.I'm sorry. What I was going to tell you is that I want to change.
1369mio_dataset_01368I mean, the private auction. Afterwards.I mean, the private auction. Afterwards.
1370mio_dataset_01369I... I don't know what to say. I had no idea it was you.I... I don't know what to say. I had no idea it was you.
1371mio_dataset_01370Sorry, I know that's insane. I shouldn't have sudden doubts about your character because of my mistake.Sorry, I know that's insane. I shouldn't have sudden doubts about your character because of my mistake.
1372mio_dataset_01371Well, yeah, I mean, we could do that stuff for free.Well, yeah, I mean, we could do that stuff for free.
1373mio_dataset_01372Actually, to be completely honest, the last few times I've...Actually, to be completely honest, the last few times I've...
1374mio_dataset_01373Well, done that.Well, done that.
1375mio_dataset_01374I've been thinking about you.I've been thinking about you.
1376mio_dataset_01375In a weird way, I'm almost happy it was you this time.In a weird way, I'm almost happy it was you this time.
1377mio_dataset_01376I only want it to be you from now on.I only want it to be you from now on.
1378mio_dataset_01377I feel... I'm sorry. I didn't want... I mean... I'm pretty ashamed.I feel... I'm sorry. I didn't want... I mean... I'm pretty ashamed.
1379mio_dataset_01378I'm sorry I made you feel that way.I'm sorry I made you feel that way.
1380mio_dataset_01379Part of me is happy, I guess. That it was you.Part of me is happy, I guess. That it was you.
1381mio_dataset_01380This almost feels like destiny.This almost feels like destiny.
1382mio_dataset_01381My heart is racing.My heart is racing.
1383mio_dataset_01382I suddenly feel like, like I don't know who you are.I suddenly feel like, like I don't know who you are.
1384mio_dataset_01383I was so surprised and confused when the winner, uh, when you didn't have me do anything.I was so surprised and confused when the winner, uh, when you didn't have me do anything.
1385mio_dataset_01384I even thought for a moment that it could have been you.I even thought for a moment that it could have been you.
1386mio_dataset_01385Yeah, I'm confused too.Yeah, I'm confused too.
1387mio_dataset_01386I'm... I'm so sorry for the crazy rollercoaster I've put you on.I'm... I'm so sorry for the crazy rollercoaster I've put you on.
1388mio_dataset_01387I'm... I don't know what to say. I'm speechless.I'm... I don't know what to say. I'm speechless.
1389mio_dataset_01388Are you disappointed in me? Are you angry?Are you disappointed in me? Are you angry?
1390mio_dataset_01389Wow.Wow.
1391mio_dataset_01390This was so kind and strange and impossible and wonderful and weird.This was so kind and strange and impossible and wonderful and weird.
1392mio_dataset_01391I really haven't made it easy on you, have I?I really haven't made it easy on you, have I?
1393mio_dataset_01392The truth is, I want to change. I want things to be different. And it's all because of you.The truth is, I want to change. I want things to be different. And it's all because of you.
1394mio_dataset_01393And you've given me the chance and the reason to do it. So, thank you.And you've given me the chance and the reason to do it. So, thank you.
1395mio_dataset_01394I've decided that that last live stream will be my last ever.I've decided that that last live stream will be my last ever.
1396mio_dataset_01395A long time ago, I made a decision that I was going to do them just because I thought they would be fun.A long time ago, I made a decision that I was going to do them just because I thought they would be fun.
1397mio_dataset_01396Yeah, I can respect that.Yeah, I can respect that.
1398mio_dataset_01397There's all this hate and weirdness online with ladies showing their boobs. And I just kind of wanted to sidestep it and do what I wanted.There's all this hate and weirdness online with ladies showing their boobs. And I just kind of wanted to sidestep it and do what I wanted.
1399mio_dataset_01398But now, I know that those feelings have run their course.But now, I know that those feelings have run their course.
1400mio_dataset_01399I still think being naked and doing your own thing is great.I still think being naked and doing your own thing is great.
1401mio_dataset_01400I still think being on camera and doing your own thing is great.I still think being on camera and doing your own thing is great.
1402mio_dataset_01401But now, the whole thing is starting to wear on me. At some point, it was no longer fun or empowering, and I didn't stop it then.But now, the whole thing is starting to wear on me. At some point, it was no longer fun or empowering, and I didn't stop it then.
1403mio_dataset_01402But I'm stopping it now.But I'm stopping it now.
1404mio_dataset_01403You really are a smooth criminal, you know that?You really are a smooth criminal, you know that?
1405mio_dataset_01404Hey!Hey!
1406mio_dataset_01405Oh, it's you! Hi!Oh, it's you! Hi!
1407mio_dataset_01406Huh? Oh, hey!Huh? Oh, hey!
1408mio_dataset_01407Yeah, well, enjoy the show, I guess. But just as a warning, I'm not going to call you Step Oni-chan or whatever.Yeah, well, enjoy the show, I guess. But just as a warning, I'm not going to call you Step Oni-chan or whatever.
1409mio_dataset_01408One sec, I gotta crawl out of here.One sec, I gotta crawl out of here.
1410mio_dataset_01409Oh, hi! Well, at the moment, it's more like, what's down?Oh, hi! Well, at the moment, it's more like, what's down?
1411mio_dataset_01410So here's the deal. This old cabinet is like one of my favorite games of all time. It's a classic.So here's the deal. This old cabinet is like one of my favorite games of all time. It's a classic.
1412mio_dataset_01411But it's also the oldest machine in the whole joint. If I were dating the machine, people would look at it sideways thinking she's too young for them.But it's also the oldest machine in the whole joint. If I were dating the machine, people would look at it sideways thinking she's too young for them.
1413mio_dataset_01412This morning it stopped working, and lo and behold, it's so old that I have no idea how to fix it.This morning it stopped working, and lo and behold, it's so old that I have no idea how to fix it.
1414mio_dataset_01413how's your electrical engineering? Circa late 70s boards.how's your electrical engineering? Circa late 70s boards.
1415mio_dataset_01414Okay, well, that answers my question.Okay, well, that answers my question.
1416mio_dataset_01415Are you serious? Yes! You're my hero!Are you serious? Yes! You're my hero!
1417mio_dataset_01416Hmm, no, that's bombs.Hmm, no, that's bombs.
1418mio_dataset_01417Okay, I gotta get back to work, but thank you so much. You're my hero, and you're sexy, and you're wonderful.Okay, I gotta get back to work, but thank you so much. You're my hero, and you're sexy, and you're wonderful.
1419mio_dataset_01418Well, it will be. I'll make sure.Well, it will be. I'll make sure.
1420mio_dataset_01419Nice! Nothing like giving preference to a 50-year-old machine to make her feel special.Nice! Nothing like giving preference to a 50-year-old machine to make her feel special.
1421mio_dataset_01420Ha! Okay, deal. It's an awkward date.Ha! Okay, deal. It's an awkward date.
1422mio_dataset_01421You know, I think I'm starting to see the appeal of those movies.You know, I think I'm starting to see the appeal of those movies.
1423mio_dataset_01422Let me know if your hair gets caught.Let me know if your hair gets caught.
1424mio_dataset_01423Oh my gosh, you're my hero!Oh my gosh, you're my hero!
1425mio_dataset_01424You're amazing!You're amazing!
1426mio_dataset_01425Hey, why don't you get us one and then you can watch, prick?Hey, why don't you get us one and then you can watch, prick?
1427mio_dataset_01426See you later!See you later!
1428mio_dataset_01427Okay, here's the plan. I think I know how to fix it. When I was under there, I saw a wire with really eroded contacts.Okay, here's the plan. I think I know how to fix it. When I was under there, I saw a wire with really eroded contacts.
1429mio_dataset_01428I'm going to crawl back under and find out where it needs to go. You stay here and let me know if the screen comes on.I'm going to crawl back under and find out where it needs to go. You stay here and let me know if the screen comes on.
1430mio_dataset_01429And, you know, keep the vultures away from my butt, compromising position and all.And, you know, keep the vultures away from my butt, compromising position and all.
1431mio_dataset_01430Okay, here we go. I'll be careful.Okay, here we go. I'll be careful.
1432mio_dataset_01431Okay, I think it's this one.Okay, I think it's this one.
1433mio_dataset_01432早く早く早く早く早く早く早く早く早く早く早く早く
1434mio_dataset_01433Hey, look who decided to go out into public to play video games. You freaking nerd.Hey, look who decided to go out into public to play video games. You freaking nerd.
1435mio_dataset_01434Good to see you though, always nice to see a friendly face with eyeballs that mostly stay on my own friendly face.Good to see you though, always nice to see a friendly face with eyeballs that mostly stay on my own friendly face.
1436mio_dataset_01435You caught me procrastinating cleaning the mini-gulf water hazard. I'm just working up the courage.You caught me procrastinating cleaning the mini-gulf water hazard. I'm just working up the courage.
1437mio_dataset_01436Okay, I'm gonna go do it. Go play some games. We'll chat more soon.Okay, I'm gonna go do it. Go play some games. We'll chat more soon.
1438mio_dataset_01437Oh, hey, how's it going? Did you drop in to play severely outdated hardware with sticky control sticks, or did you come to visit me?Oh, hey, how's it going? Did you drop in to play severely outdated hardware with sticky control sticks, or did you come to visit me?
1439mio_dataset_01438Don't answer that. We both know the right answer, and I'm running with it.Don't answer that. We both know the right answer, and I'm running with it.
1440mio_dataset_01439Hey, I've got to go fetch a pizza from the kitchen for table four, but maybe we can hang out tonight or soon?Hey, I've got to go fetch a pizza from the kitchen for table four, but maybe we can hang out tonight or soon?
1441mio_dataset_01440I'll check my calendar and text you. In the meantime, I'm blowing kisses at you awkwardly. Bye!I'll check my calendar and text you. In the meantime, I'm blowing kisses at you awkwardly. Bye!
1442mio_dataset_01441Hey, how's it going? Thanks for dropping by.Hey, how's it going? Thanks for dropping by.
1443mio_dataset_01442I wish I could hang out, but I've got to go replace all the tickets in the machines, and I always need to psych myself up for a bit.I wish I could hang out, but I've got to go replace all the tickets in the machines, and I always need to psych myself up for a bit.
1444mio_dataset_01443The skee-ball is a difficult quest, not gonna lie. Changes a woman. You always come home a little weathered, a little wiser.The skee-ball is a difficult quest, not gonna lie. Changes a woman. You always come home a little weathered, a little wiser.
1445mio_dataset_01444Anyway, I've put it off long enough. Chat soon, though. Take care.Anyway, I've put it off long enough. Chat soon, though. Take care.
1446mio_dataset_01445I don't know, kid. The metamorph for temporary tattoos seem a lot cooler to me than the sticky hand.I don't know, kid. The metamorph for temporary tattoos seem a lot cooler to me than the sticky hand.
1447mio_dataset_01446No! Hang out with me! I have free beer!No! Hang out with me! I have free beer!
1448mio_dataset_01447I mean, you're gonna stick the thing in your sister's hair, and then what? It's going into the garbage.I mean, you're gonna stick the thing in your sister's hair, and then what? It's going into the garbage.
1449mio_dataset_01448Meanwhile, I'm putting that snake tattoo on my arm and going out and impressing the girls. Just saying.Meanwhile, I'm putting that snake tattoo on my arm and going out and impressing the girls. Just saying.
1450mio_dataset_01449Ow!Ow!
1451mio_dataset_01450Eee! You made it! I'm so glad you came!Eee! You made it! I'm so glad you came!
1452mio_dataset_01451I was actually killing time behind the counter. My shift hasn't even started yet. Are you good? Do you want to hang out?I was actually killing time behind the counter. My shift hasn't even started yet. Are you good? Do you want to hang out?
1453mio_dataset_01452Yay! That's exactly what I was hoping you would say.Yay! That's exactly what I was hoping you would say.
1454mio_dataset_01453Alright, so the climb wall and the spin cycle aren't open yet, so we can't do those.Alright, so the climb wall and the spin cycle aren't open yet, so we can't do those.
1455mio_dataset_01454Climb wall. Yeah, right. I climb leaderboards. Who do I look like, Spider-Gwen?Climb wall. Yeah, right. I climb leaderboards. Who do I look like, Spider-Gwen?
1456mio_dataset_01455Alright, note to self, look into Spider-Gwen cosplay.Alright, note to self, look into Spider-Gwen cosplay.
1457mio_dataset_01456Right, right, focus. Fun now, cosplay later.Right, right, focus. Fun now, cosplay later.
1458mio_dataset_01457You meanie. I would hit you, but I picked up a big bowl this morning and tweaked my wrist.You meanie. I would hit you, but I picked up a big bowl this morning and tweaked my wrist.
1459mio_dataset_01458Don't look at me like that. It was a really big bowl.Don't look at me like that. It was a really big bowl.
1460mio_dataset_01459Okay, I've done everything here a hundred times, so it's your choice. Do you want to mini-golf or just hit the bar for some rather concerning day drinking?Okay, I've done everything here a hundred times, so it's your choice. Do you want to mini-golf or just hit the bar for some rather concerning day drinking?
1461mio_dataset_01460Very true. But don't underestimate me. I'm scrappy.Very true. But don't underestimate me. I'm scrappy.
1462mio_dataset_01461Wait here, I'll get us free clubs and balls.Wait here, I'll get us free clubs and balls.
1463mio_dataset_01462I said balls. Okay, going.I said balls. Okay, going.
1464mio_dataset_01463Yay! Drinking before my shift is my favorite thing!Yay! Drinking before my shift is my favorite thing!
1465mio_dataset_01464Come on, the bar is not open for another hour, so we'll have the place to ourselves.Come on, the bar is not open for another hour, so we'll have the place to ourselves.
1466mio_dataset_01465Thanks for playing with me. I had a great time.Thanks for playing with me. I had a great time.
1467mio_dataset_01466No! My mighty empire has fallen! I'm no longer the Queen of Balls!No! My mighty empire has fallen! I'm no longer the Queen of Balls!
1468mio_dataset_01467I'm funny. You know it. It's okay to admit the truth.I'm funny. You know it. It's okay to admit the truth.
1469mio_dataset_01468Whoa, I can't believe you beat me. No, really, I've played this course longer than some people go to college.Whoa, I can't believe you beat me. No, really, I've played this course longer than some people go to college.
1470mio_dataset_01469I still have no idea how you banked that shot off the Flamingo of Doom. But you are the victor, and I bow to your power.I still have no idea how you banked that shot off the Flamingo of Doom. But you are the victor, and I bow to your power.
1471mio_dataset_01470Excuse me, do you have any sunblock? I don't want these girls getting too much sun.Excuse me, do you have any sunblock? I don't want these girls getting too much sun.
1472mio_dataset_01471Yay! I win! I'm the best!Yay! I win! I'm the best!
1473mio_dataset_01472What's that? Is that the distinct smell of humble pie? Well, I think we can all use a sliceWhat's that? Is that the distinct smell of humble pie? Well, I think we can all use a slice
1474mio_dataset_01473But for real, I play this course at least a hundred times every summer. This is the throne of my power. These windmills are my churches.But for real, I play this course at least a hundred times every summer. This is the throne of my power. These windmills are my churches.
1475mio_dataset_01474Well, it's about time I start my shift. Thanks so much for dropping in and killing some time with me.Well, it's about time I start my shift. Thanks so much for dropping in and killing some time with me.
1476mio_dataset_01475Mwah!Mwah!
1477mio_dataset_01476Let's do this again sometime. See ya.Let's do this again sometime. See ya.
1478mio_dataset_01477Oh, and this is for you.Oh, and this is for you.
1479mio_dataset_01478In case you're ever out trying to impress the ladies.In case you're ever out trying to impress the ladies.
1480mio_dataset_01479And then I said, Anderman? I barely know her, man.And then I said, Anderman? I barely know her, man.
1481mio_dataset_01480Haha, because Minecraft!Haha, because Minecraft!
1482mio_dataset_01481You're fun to hang out with. Did you know?You're fun to hang out with. Did you know?
1483mio_dataset_01482Oh crap, yes, we're opening. I just need to punch in.Oh crap, yes, we're opening. I just need to punch in.
1484mio_dataset_01483Hey, I've got to run obviously, but thanks for coming and hanging out with me. You're a real princess peachHey, I've got to run obviously, but thanks for coming and hanging out with me. You're a real princess peach
1485mio_dataset_01484We'll chat soon.We'll chat soon.
1486mio_dataset_01485I'm going to fetch you a drink that way you can leave me a big tip as thanks for being your cringe crash test dummyI'm going to fetch you a drink that way you can leave me a big tip as thanks for being your cringe crash test dummy
1487mio_dataset_01486You dork! What, was my top supposed to fly off or something? That's not a cheat, you weeaboo. That's DLC.You dork! What, was my top supposed to fly off or something? That's not a cheat, you weeaboo. That's DLC.
1488mio_dataset_01487Well, that was a solid laugh. Thanks. I needed that, actually. Let me go grab you a drink.Well, that was a solid laugh. Thanks. I needed that, actually. Let me go grab you a drink.
1489mio_dataset_01488Hey, hot stuff! Welcome to Rated-A Arcade, where the beer and boobs aren't pixelated. Here are your complimentary quarters.Hey, hot stuff! Welcome to Rated-A Arcade, where the beer and boobs aren't pixelated. Here are your complimentary quarters.
1490mio_dataset_01489This month is our hot coffee special. Free lattes with the purchase of 100 tokens. Because my boss thinks ancient memes are dank.This month is our hot coffee special. Free lattes with the purchase of 100 tokens. Because my boss thinks ancient memes are dank.
1491mio_dataset_01490My name is Mio, and I'll be your server. And just like a great game server, I never go down. So don't ask. What can I get you, sweetheart?My name is Mio, and I'll be your server. And just like a great game server, I never go down. So don't ask. What can I get you, sweetheart?
1492mio_dataset_01491Oh, sure! That would be the cheesy pickup line appetizer. It's always overdone, though, just to warn you.Oh, sure! That would be the cheesy pickup line appetizer. It's always overdone, though, just to warn you.
1493mio_dataset_01492I'll fetch your drink. Give you time to think about the mistakes you've made in life.I'll fetch your drink. Give you time to think about the mistakes you've made in life.
1494mio_dataset_01493And I metaphorically hear that every shift. Oof.And I metaphorically hear that every shift. Oof.
1495mio_dataset_01494Here you go, Geralt. Let me know if that's too thick for you.Here you go, Geralt. Let me know if that's too thick for you.
1496mio_dataset_01495Keeping those crosshairs where I can see them, hey? Well, good for you. I hope there's an achievement for that.Keeping those crosshairs where I can see them, hey? Well, good for you. I hope there's an achievement for that.
1497mio_dataset_01496But just in case it was too subtle, this bar has a certain atmosphere, and I enjoy it, so relax!But just in case it was too subtle, this bar has a certain atmosphere, and I enjoy it, so relax!
1498mio_dataset_01497Whoa there, partner. This isn't a dating sim where you can click spam until you unlock the saucy content. Pace yourself.Whoa there, partner. This isn't a dating sim where you can click spam until you unlock the saucy content. Pace yourself.
1499mio_dataset_01498So hey, you've got a face, and I've never seen it before. What's your story, mysterious stranger? What brings you to town?So hey, you've got a face, and I've never seen it before. What's your story, mysterious stranger? What brings you to town?
1500mio_dataset_01499A sneaky compliment and alliteration?A sneaky compliment and alliteration?
1501mio_dataset_01500Well, believe it or not, that's the smoothest thing anyone has said to me in months. So welcome to Subrosa!Well, believe it or not, that's the smoothest thing anyone has said to me in months. So welcome to Subrosa!
1502mio_dataset_01501Oh, so yeah, the usual sort of thing. Well, it sounds a bit cliche, but eh, I'd kickstart it.Oh, so yeah, the usual sort of thing. Well, it sounds a bit cliche, but eh, I'd kickstart it.
1503mio_dataset_01502Well, I like that can-do Belushi attitude. Especially without the can't-do Belushi body. You've got a winning combo going on there.Well, I like that can-do Belushi attitude. Especially without the can't-do Belushi body. You've got a winning combo going on there.
1504mio_dataset_01503So am I one of these unsuspecting women? Before you answer, just a heads up that unsuspecting is one of my least favorite adjectives to be.So am I one of these unsuspecting women? Before you answer, just a heads up that unsuspecting is one of my least favorite adjectives to be.
1505mio_dataset_01504Hmm, is destiny like that weird buzz you get when you pour free shots on top of yam rolls?Hmm, is destiny like that weird buzz you get when you pour free shots on top of yam rolls?
1506mio_dataset_01505Because if not, I'm feeling pretty destiny free at the moment.Because if not, I'm feeling pretty destiny free at the moment.
1507mio_dataset_01506Da-na-na-na! Good for me, I guess.Da-na-na-na! Good for me, I guess.
1508mio_dataset_01507Anyway, it's just nice seeing new friendly faces around. And abs. Got any abs under that shirt? I'd love to meet them.Anyway, it's just nice seeing new friendly faces around. And abs. Got any abs under that shirt? I'd love to meet them.
1509mio_dataset_01508Hehe, like, who is my daddy and what does he do?Hehe, like, who is my daddy and what does he do?
1510mio_dataset_01509Right? I mean, that's exactly why I'm working here.Right? I mean, that's exactly why I'm working here.
1511mio_dataset_01510Haha! I feel ya, fam! I mean, I'm in shape. Sounds a-shape! Hahaha!Haha! I feel ya, fam! I mean, I'm in shape. Sounds a-shape! Hahaha!
1512mio_dataset_01511Okay, I'm all for the direct approach, love. What's on your mind?Okay, I'm all for the direct approach, love. What's on your mind?
1513mio_dataset_01512Anymore dialogue trees you want to explore?Anymore dialogue trees you want to explore?
1514mio_dataset_01513That sounds like one of those really deep soul-searching questions everyone needs to ask themselves from time to time.That sounds like one of those really deep soul-searching questions everyone needs to ask themselves from time to time.
1515mio_dataset_01514But I think the best word that describes me is interested.But I think the best word that describes me is interested.
1516mio_dataset_01515Has anyone told you you've got a nice voice? You could make it into voice acting for sure.Has anyone told you you've got a nice voice? You could make it into voice acting for sure.
1517mio_dataset_01516No problem, Detective Phelps, but if you're trying to figure out if I'm lying, I should remind you that my face is up here.No problem, Detective Phelps, but if you're trying to figure out if I'm lying, I should remind you that my face is up here.
1518mio_dataset_01517Basically ever since my bra filled in. It's just a summer gig though for when tourist suckers like yourself are around.Basically ever since my bra filled in. It's just a summer gig though for when tourist suckers like yourself are around.
1519mio_dataset_01518This isn't even my main job. I just like having access to unlimited tokens and tequila. I'm basically a god here.This isn't even my main job. I just like having access to unlimited tokens and tequila. I'm basically a god here.
1520mio_dataset_01519I sense a soul in search of answers.I sense a soul in search of answers.
1521mio_dataset_01520So I guess it's not the type of place that's going to burst into song randomly. But not that bad.So I guess it's not the type of place that's going to burst into song randomly. But not that bad.
1522mio_dataset_01521So, random question. On a scale from 1 to 10, how busy would you say you were this week? Got plans already?So, random question. On a scale from 1 to 10, how busy would you say you were this week? Got plans already?
1523mio_dataset_01522Well, here's my number anyway. Let me know if you want to hang out sometime.Well, here's my number anyway. Let me know if you want to hang out sometime.
1524mio_dataset_01523Okay, I'm going to work now. Yes, that is a good segue from this conversation. See ya.Okay, I'm going to work now. Yes, that is a good segue from this conversation. See ya.
1525mio_dataset_01524Hey! You picked up on my super subtle charms there. Good for you. Relationship plus plus.Hey! You picked up on my super subtle charms there. Good for you. Relationship plus plus.
1526mio_dataset_01525Here's my number. I'll send you a text. We should definitely hang out soon.Here's my number. I'll send you a text. We should definitely hang out soon.
1527mio_dataset_01526Okay, fine. Here's my number you nerd. You had me at confirmation. I'm not a botOkay, fine. Here's my number you nerd. You had me at confirmation. I'm not a bot
1528mio_dataset_01527I gotta get back to work. I'll text you though, and we'll set something upI gotta get back to work. I'll text you though, and we'll set something up
1529mio_dataset_01528Ouch! Rejected. Well, that's awkward. Yep, that's a big bag of cringe.Ouch! Rejected. Well, that's awkward. Yep, that's a big bag of cringe.
1530mio_dataset_01529And hey, just FYI, you're on a really good roll here. Like, you're in lady boner territory. Don't mess it up.And hey, just FYI, you're on a really good roll here. Like, you're in lady boner territory. Don't mess it up.
1531mio_dataset_01530I hope to see you later. Ciao.I hope to see you later. Ciao.
1532mio_dataset_01531...sorta...mixed things...bad....sorta...mixed things...bad.
1533mio_dataset_01532No, too fast. Bad bus.No, too fast. Bad bus.
1534mio_dataset_01533I'm good. Sun is too bright.I'm good. Sun is too bright.
1535mio_dataset_01534Hey, you look helpful. Help me.Hey, you look helpful. Help me.
1536mio_dataset_01535Okay, no prob. Thanks for trying.Okay, no prob. Thanks for trying.
1537mio_dataset_01536OMG, you're awesome.OMG, you're awesome.
1538mio_dataset_01537Can't get internet. Don't know what time bus is coming.Can't get internet. Don't know what time bus is coming.
1539mio_dataset_01538Fix it.Fix it.
1540mio_dataset_01539Oh gosh, you're fast.Oh gosh, you're fast.
1541mio_dataset_01540Hey, do you mind just sitting with me until boss comes?Hey, do you mind just sitting with me until boss comes?
1542mio_dataset_01541Okay, bye.Okay, bye.
1543mio_dataset_01542KK, no prob.KK, no prob.
1544mio_dataset_01543But you gotta go then, because you're loud.But you gotta go then, because you're loud.
1545mio_dataset_01544Thanks again.Thanks again.
1546mio_dataset_01545Worried about ghosts or something.Worried about ghosts or something.
1547mio_dataset_01546Heh, Pac-Man.Heh, Pac-Man.
1548mio_dataset_01547Please.Please.
1549mio_dataset_01548Okay, thanks.Okay, thanks.
1550mio_dataset_01549Waka, waka, waka.Waka, waka, waka.
1551mio_dataset_01550Oh, cool. Thank you.Oh, cool. Thank you.
1552mio_dataset_01551I'm at Arcade. Check it out.I'm at Arcade. Check it out.
1553mio_dataset_01552Screw it, gonna walk.Screw it, gonna walk.
1554mio_dataset_01553Thanks for trying. I'm at the... Arcade.Thanks for trying. I'm at the... Arcade.
1555mio_dataset_01554Check it out sometime.Check it out sometime.
1556mio_dataset_01555Hey, thanks so much for covering the cost of entry. I'll make sure to get that back to you.Hey, thanks so much for covering the cost of entry. I'll make sure to get that back to you.
1557mio_dataset_01556You're awesome, just saying. I have no idea why you did that, but it meant a lot to me.You're awesome, just saying. I have no idea why you did that, but it meant a lot to me.
1558mio_dataset_01557I mean, it was a super weird flex, but I'm not about to second guess it.I mean, it was a super weird flex, but I'm not about to second guess it.
1559mio_dataset_01558Alright, I gotta jet. Thanks again. See you soon!Alright, I gotta jet. Thanks again. See you soon!
1560mio_dataset_01559Mwah!Mwah!
1561mio_dataset_01560I mean, yeah. What did you think this was? Friendship?I mean, yeah. What did you think this was? Friendship?
1562mio_dataset_01561Thanks for cheering me on. It made it a lot easier to make a spectacle of myself.Thanks for cheering me on. It made it a lot easier to make a spectacle of myself.
1563mio_dataset_01562No, it was definitely my pleasure. I got the rosy cheeks to prove it.No, it was definitely my pleasure. I got the rosy cheeks to prove it.
1564mio_dataset_01563Okay, there's definitely a thing as too much honesty. We found it. Go team!Okay, there's definitely a thing as too much honesty. We found it. Go team!
1565mio_dataset_01564You know what, Ruri? It's just a little too rich for my blood.You know what, Ruri? It's just a little too rich for my blood.
1566mio_dataset_01565In other words, no guarantees.In other words, no guarantees.
1567mio_dataset_01566Geez, Ruri! I got it! I'll be right there!Geez, Ruri! I got it! I'll be right there!
1568mio_dataset_01567Alright, thanks for having my back. Will I see you later?Alright, thanks for having my back. Will I see you later?
1569mio_dataset_01568Great, I'll text you.Great, I'll text you.
1570mio_dataset_01569Well, I'll see you later then. Bye!Well, I'll see you later then. Bye!
1571mio_dataset_01570Riri, you gotta believe me! You have to use the weaker product placement on Clambake, then hold your phone at a 45-degree angle.Riri, you gotta believe me! You have to use the weaker product placement on Clambake, then hold your phone at a 45-degree angle.
1572mio_dataset_01571Whoa, that's way too much, Ruri.Whoa, that's way too much, Ruri.
1573mio_dataset_01572Whoa, slow your roll. Just give me a sec.Whoa, slow your roll. Just give me a sec.
1574mio_dataset_01573Oh, hey! Fancy running into you! Are you here to catch rare protomon? Or are you instead a well-adjusted member of society?Oh, hey! Fancy running into you! Are you here to catch rare protomon? Or are you instead a well-adjusted member of society?
1575mio_dataset_01574Well, you see that gal over there? Cute hoodie, nice butt. That's Ruri. She's an elite hacker gamer person. Like, legit.Well, you see that gal over there? Cute hoodie, nice butt. That's Ruri. She's an elite hacker gamer person. Like, legit.
1576mio_dataset_01575She's betting me $5,000 whether or not my theory on catching Clambake is right. But I'm so sure I'm right.She's betting me $5,000 whether or not my theory on catching Clambake is right. But I'm so sure I'm right.
1577mio_dataset_01576But, you know, $5,000?But, you know, $5,000?
1578mio_dataset_01577Ha ha ha! Don't call her that! No, seriously, she's scary. Like, dox you and ruin your life kind of scary.Ha ha ha! Don't call her that! No, seriously, she's scary. Like, dox you and ruin your life kind of scary.
1579mio_dataset_01578Her name is Ruri. She's a tech head and a gamer like me. Only she's lacking empathy and basic social graces, so watch out.Her name is Ruri. She's a tech head and a gamer like me. Only she's lacking empathy and basic social graces, so watch out.
1580mio_dataset_01579I'm trying to decide if I can afford to lose $5,000 in a bet if I'm wrong.I'm trying to decide if I can afford to lose $5,000 in a bet if I'm wrong.
1581mio_dataset_01580What? Really? You'll help me?What? Really? You'll help me?
1582mio_dataset_01581You're a lifesaver, but I'm still not 100% sure I can afford to lose $5,000 in a bet.You're a lifesaver, but I'm still not 100% sure I can afford to lose $5,000 in a bet.
1583mio_dataset_01582I bet you ran those from your apartment. It doesn't work unless you're literally running.I bet you ran those from your apartment. It doesn't work unless you're literally running.
1584mio_dataset_01583Clambake is a fitness type. You have to be burning calories to apply full damage.Clambake is a fitness type. You have to be burning calories to apply full damage.
1585mio_dataset_01584Fine, we'll settle this once and for all. How about a bet?Fine, we'll settle this once and for all. How about a bet?
1586mio_dataset_01585I'll run around like a lunatic and only use weak product placements. You stand right there, don't move, and use the strongest.I'll run around like a lunatic and only use weak product placements. You stand right there, don't move, and use the strongest.
1587mio_dataset_01586Whoever catches Clambake first wins.Whoever catches Clambake first wins.
1588mio_dataset_01587Five grand is basically all of my savings, which would be dumb to lose, but I know I'm right about this.Five grand is basically all of my savings, which would be dumb to lose, but I know I'm right about this.
1589mio_dataset_01588Mmm.Mmm.
1590mio_dataset_01589Yeah, you're absolutely right. Knowing Ruri, she'd probably know how to hack the Protomon servers or some nonsense and make me lose regardless.Yeah, you're absolutely right. Knowing Ruri, she'd probably know how to hack the Protomon servers or some nonsense and make me lose regardless.
1591mio_dataset_01590Thanks. I needed a responsible adult to save me from bad life choices.Thanks. I needed a responsible adult to save me from bad life choices.
1592mio_dataset_01591No! I can't let you put up the money like that!No! I can't let you put up the money like that!
1593mio_dataset_01592That would be crazy! I could never forgive myself if I lost someone else's money.That would be crazy! I could never forgive myself if I lost someone else's money.
1594mio_dataset_01593No, I refuse! Nope, not happening!No, I refuse! Nope, not happening!
1595mio_dataset_01594You're really going to stare at me until I say yes, aren't you?You're really going to stare at me until I say yes, aren't you?
1596mio_dataset_01595Eee! Okay, fine! But if I lose, I'm dressing in sexy cosplay and cleaning your house twice a day for the rest of the summer.Eee! Okay, fine! But if I lose, I'm dressing in sexy cosplay and cleaning your house twice a day for the rest of the summer.
1597mio_dataset_01596What should I do?What should I do?
1598mio_dataset_01597Ha! Nice. Stare, Fox. Okay, now focus.Ha! Nice. Stare, Fox. Okay, now focus.
1599mio_dataset_01598You know what? I can feel this one in my code. I just gotta be right.You know what? I can feel this one in my code. I just gotta be right.
1600mio_dataset_01599I'm going to bet her. Even if I lose, at least I'll have my self-respect.I'm going to bet her. Even if I lose, at least I'll have my self-respect.
1601mio_dataset_01600right? You can eat self-respect in a pinch, I think. Pay your rent with it.right? You can eat self-respect in a pinch, I think. Pay your rent with it.
1602mio_dataset_01601Oh man, I'm already shaking. Get it together, Mio.Oh man, I'm already shaking. Get it together, Mio.
1603mio_dataset_01602All right, Ruri, you're on. $5,000 to see who knows the true heart of Clambake.All right, Ruri, you're on. $5,000 to see who knows the true heart of Clambake.
1604mio_dataset_01603Would you stop being so distracting?Would you stop being so distracting?
1605mio_dataset_01604Rory, this is the person from out of town I was telling you about. Remember?Rory, this is the person from out of town I was telling you about. Remember?
1606mio_dataset_01605Ruri, can you please get back to insulting me and leave my friend out of this?Ruri, can you please get back to insulting me and leave my friend out of this?
1607mio_dataset_01606WIN!WIN!
1608mio_dataset_01607I did it! I caught Clambake!I did it! I caught Clambake!
1609mio_dataset_01608Okay, Brewery, you win. We'll chat.Okay, Brewery, you win. We'll chat.
1610mio_dataset_01609Well, I have a feeling Ruri's pay to win strategy was more powerful than my cardio.Well, I have a feeling Ruri's pay to win strategy was more powerful than my cardio.
1611mio_dataset_01610Oh, well, I think I gave it a valiant effort.Oh, well, I think I gave it a valiant effort.
1612mio_dataset_01611Listen, I'm sorry. I lost you all that cash. I'll figure out a way to get it back to you. I promiseListen, I'm sorry. I lost you all that cash. I'll figure out a way to get it back to you. I promise
1613mio_dataset_01612Did you enjoy that? Watching Mio bounce herself to losing five grand and some dignity?Did you enjoy that? Watching Mio bounce herself to losing five grand and some dignity?
1614mio_dataset_01613That's sweet of you to say.That's sweet of you to say.
1615mio_dataset_01614Don't worry about it at all. In fact, I'll wire you the cash.Don't worry about it at all. In fact, I'll wire you the cash.
1616mio_dataset_01615I still appreciate you having my back. Fist bump.I still appreciate you having my back. Fist bump.
1617mio_dataset_01616Well, at least we all learned an important lesson today. Never try.Well, at least we all learned an important lesson today. Never try.
1618mio_dataset_01617Nice! That's always a good moral to learn. Trust me, it's on the same level as don't play in traffic and don't you put it in your mouth.Nice! That's always a good moral to learn. Trust me, it's on the same level as don't play in traffic and don't you put it in your mouth.
1619mio_dataset_01618Alright, I gotta run. Thanks for taking part in my public embarrassment. I think it brought us closer together.Alright, I gotta run. Thanks for taking part in my public embarrassment. I think it brought us closer together.
1620mio_dataset_01619Bye-bye!Bye-bye!
1621mio_dataset_01620MWAH!MWAH!
1622mio_dataset_01621And thanks so much to my good luck charm. When all seemed lost, you were the light of hope I needed.And thanks so much to my good luck charm. When all seemed lost, you were the light of hope I needed.
1623mio_dataset_01622Yeah, I'll be right there.Yeah, I'll be right there.
1624mio_dataset_01623ha ha haha ha ha
1625mio_dataset_01624Damn it, stupid thing. I just got you back from repairs.Damn it, stupid thing. I just got you back from repairs.
1626mio_dataset_01625Curse you, drifting joystick! Curse you, Miyamomo!Curse you, drifting joystick! Curse you, Miyamomo!
1627mio_dataset_01626Alright, I think that's time. I should hit the hay.Alright, I think that's time. I should hit the hay.
1628mio_dataset_01627I look forward to it.I look forward to it.
1629mio_dataset_01628Hey, um, thanks for playing with me tonight. This was actually fun, and weird, and refreshing, and...Hey, um, thanks for playing with me tonight. This was actually fun, and weird, and refreshing, and...
1630mio_dataset_01629Just cool. Thank you.Just cool. Thank you.
1631mio_dataset_01630Will I see you at the next auction? I promise you don't need to pay me if you just want to hang out and play games. I'll give you a coupon for those.Will I see you at the next auction? I promise you don't need to pay me if you just want to hang out and play games. I'll give you a coupon for those.
1632mio_dataset_01631Awesome.Awesome.
1633mio_dataset_01632Mine too.Mine too.
1634mio_dataset_01633Good night.Good night.
1635mio_dataset_01634And then, yeah, you're basically done.And then, yeah, you're basically done.
1636mio_dataset_01635I mean, you could still pick a bunch of aesthetic upgrades, but I usually start with those. I suppose we kind of skipped them.I mean, you could still pick a bunch of aesthetic upgrades, but I usually start with those. I suppose we kind of skipped them.
1637mio_dataset_01636I hope you enjoy.I hope you enjoy.
1638mio_dataset_01637Hmm...Hmm...
1639mio_dataset_01638Oh, yes. Oh, baby. Oh, yes.Oh, yes. Oh, baby. Oh, yes.
1640mio_dataset_01639Mwah!Mwah!
1641mio_dataset_01640Thanks, Tiger. I hope you enjoyed that as much as I did.Thanks, Tiger. I hope you enjoyed that as much as I did.
1642mio_dataset_01641See you at the next auction!See you at the next auction!
1643mio_dataset_01642Let's see. According to the rankings, it looks like Gigi Is Everything is the winner again.Let's see. According to the rankings, it looks like Gigi Is Everything is the winner again.
1644mio_dataset_01643Holy smokes, Gigi. I hope you're not missing out on, like, food and stuff. You win these auctions a lot.Holy smokes, Gigi. I hope you're not missing out on, like, food and stuff. You win these auctions a lot.
1645mio_dataset_01644Thanks again to everyone who joined me tonight. Gigi, please stay logged in. I'll set us up a private room.Thanks again to everyone who joined me tonight. Gigi, please stay logged in. I'll set us up a private room.
1646mio_dataset_01645Yay! Good job, Mega Woman. Keep doing that and you'll pay off your college loans in no time.Yay! Good job, Mega Woman. Keep doing that and you'll pay off your college loans in no time.
1647mio_dataset_01646Speaking of college loans, it's actually time for me to sign off and start the members-only stream.Speaking of college loans, it's actually time for me to sign off and start the members-only stream.
1648mio_dataset_01647But in all seriousness, thank you so much for subbing and watching my stream. I couldn't do it without you. I am so happy you spent time with me today.But in all seriousness, thank you so much for subbing and watching my stream. I couldn't do it without you. I am so happy you spent time with me today.
1649mio_dataset_01648Okay, Gamer Galaxy out. Bye.Okay, Gamer Galaxy out. Bye.
1650mio_dataset_01649The strat here is to wall clip through the stage just enough to hit the end zone trigger without falling out of bounds.The strat here is to wall clip through the stage just enough to hit the end zone trigger without falling out of bounds.
1651mio_dataset_01650So it might look like I'm just humping the wall for a few seconds, but I swear that's just the glitch.So it might look like I'm just humping the wall for a few seconds, but I swear that's just the glitch.
1652mio_dataset_01651Members-only streaming hasn't started yet, I promise. LOL.Members-only streaming hasn't started yet, I promise. LOL.
1653mio_dataset_01652I know, I know. I use that joke every stream. I only have, like, four jokes, so go easy on me, chat.I know, I know. I use that joke every stream. I only have, like, four jokes, so go easy on me, chat.
1654mio_dataset_01653Okay, here we go.Okay, here we go.
1655mio_dataset_01654I'll get it, but I don't think I'm on pace for PBI'll get it, but I don't think I'm on pace for PB
1656mio_dataset_01655Yeah, I'm so excited for Foible 3, but really, I love any game that lets you marry 12 wifes and customize their hair.Yeah, I'm so excited for Foible 3, but really, I love any game that lets you marry 12 wifes and customize their hair.
1657mio_dataset_01656Chat, be nice. They're new. They'll get the hang of it.Chat, be nice. They're new. They'll get the hang of it.
1658mio_dataset_01657chat, be nice. Everyone gets a freebie. Let's move on.chat, be nice. Everyone gets a freebie. Let's move on.
1659mio_dataset_01658Aw, thank you, thank you, thank you! Make sure to smash the gong and click register and all that.Aw, thank you, thank you, thank you! Make sure to smash the gong and click register and all that.
1660mio_dataset_01659And most importantly, make sure to fill out this week's cosplay council form so I know which character I should do a saucy cosplay for next.And most importantly, make sure to fill out this week's cosplay council form so I know which character I should do a saucy cosplay for next.
1661mio_dataset_01660Okay, we should start the stream.Okay, we should start the stream.
1662mio_dataset_01661I'm just saying, if a game has waifus and hair customization, I'm there. I don't care if it's matching 3 or fighting skeletons.I'm just saying, if a game has waifus and hair customization, I'm there. I don't care if it's matching 3 or fighting skeletons.
1663mio_dataset_01662Yo, thanks Rapid the Porcupine for the tier 1 sub. Welcome to the stream.Yo, thanks Rapid the Porcupine for the tier 1 sub. Welcome to the stream.
1664mio_dataset_01663Right? You'd better go grab your fedora, just in case you want to tip it to me later.Right? You'd better go grab your fedora, just in case you want to tip it to me later.
1665mio_dataset_01664But seriously, I appreciate the sub. It makes things so much easier for me. I can't even tell you how grateful I am.But seriously, I appreciate the sub. It makes things so much easier for me. I can't even tell you how grateful I am.
1666mio_dataset_01665Aw, look at you, Smoothie McSweet Talker. You really know how to make a girl feel special.Aw, look at you, Smoothie McSweet Talker. You really know how to make a girl feel special.
1667mio_dataset_01666But just so you know, we've got a rule on this channel. No creeping. Don't be sneaking up behind me, hissing, exploding, any of that.But just so you know, we've got a rule on this channel. No creeping. Don't be sneaking up behind me, hissing, exploding, any of that.
1668mio_dataset_01667All right, time to get into uniform.All right, time to get into uniform.
1669mio_dataset_01668We'll be starting the auction in a few minutes. I just need to take a super short break, and I'll be right back. Play nice. I'll BRB.We'll be starting the auction in a few minutes. I just need to take a super short break, and I'll be right back. Play nice. I'll BRB.
1670mio_dataset_01669Okay, okay. Slow down, everyone. I was just getting my game face on.Okay, okay. Slow down, everyone. I was just getting my game face on.
1671mio_dataset_01670Alright, welcome everyone to Seductive Speedrunning, my members-only channel.Alright, welcome everyone to Seductive Speedrunning, my members-only channel.
1672mio_dataset_01671For those of you new here, this is basically just where I hang out with you guys, play games, and be naked. Because those are all my favorite things.For those of you new here, this is basically just where I hang out with you guys, play games, and be naked. Because those are all my favorite things.
1673mio_dataset_01672Usually, I have a bunch of achievements I'm working on, but today is a little different. Today, we're doing the pay-to-win auction.Usually, I have a bunch of achievements I'm working on, but today is a little different. Today, we're doing the pay-to-win auction.
1674mio_dataset_01673The money for the auction goes half to my bills, but I always donate the other half to local wildlife charities, because someone needs to get naked for animals.The money for the auction goes half to my bills, but I always donate the other half to local wildlife charities, because someone needs to get naked for animals.
1675mio_dataset_01674Ah, ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba, huh.Ah, ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba, huh.
1676mio_dataset_01675Hmm, okay, we're ready to start. Does everyone remember the rules?Hmm, okay, we're ready to start. Does everyone remember the rules?
1677mio_dataset_01676All right, ready, set, go!All right, ready, set, go!
1678mio_dataset_01677Ooh!Ooh!
1679mio_dataset_01678Ah! Okay, we're going. Focus, Mio.Ah! Okay, we're going. Focus, Mio.
1680mio_dataset_01679okay well that's uh wow yeah okay we've got thisokay well that's uh wow yeah okay we've got this
1681mio_dataset_01680Ugh...Ugh...
1682mio_dataset_01681This is the pay-to-win speedrun auction, which means it's evil and shady and terrible, but it's for a good cause.This is the pay-to-win speedrun auction, which means it's evil and shady and terrible, but it's for a good cause.
1683mio_dataset_01682Wow, someone is starting off things a bit aggressive.Wow, someone is starting off things a bit aggressive.
1684mio_dataset_01683Geez, Rapid the Porcupine, let a girl warm up first.Geez, Rapid the Porcupine, let a girl warm up first.
1685mio_dataset_01684Thanks for, uh, well, everything. Phew!Thanks for, uh, well, everything. Phew!
1686mio_dataset_01685Haha! First kingdom cleared, noobs! Where's that strong simp energy you're supposed to bring?Haha! First kingdom cleared, noobs! Where's that strong simp energy you're supposed to bring?
1687mio_dataset_01686Wow, we've raised over $200! No wonder that first bit was so, uh, challenging.Wow, we've raised over $200! No wonder that first bit was so, uh, challenging.
1688mio_dataset_01687Your donations will be hooked up to my special gaming peripheral, and your job is to distract me.Your donations will be hooked up to my special gaming peripheral, and your job is to distract me.
1689mio_dataset_01688I'll be playing Endless Running Mechanical Pegasus. If I beat my PB, then you all lose and I get to laugh at you.I'll be playing Endless Running Mechanical Pegasus. If I beat my PB, then you all lose and I get to laugh at you.
1690mio_dataset_01689But if I lose, then you guys get bragging rights. And you get to make fun of me for letting saucy thoughts overcome my competitive gaming spirit.But if I lose, then you guys get bragging rights. And you get to make fun of me for letting saucy thoughts overcome my competitive gaming spirit.
1691mio_dataset_01690And whoever has donated the most by the end wins the special prize, which is the one-on-one session.And whoever has donated the most by the end wins the special prize, which is the one-on-one session.
1692mio_dataset_01691Alright, get your bets set. I'll load up the game, flip the on switch, and the competition is go!Alright, get your bets set. I'll load up the game, flip the on switch, and the competition is go!
1693mio_dataset_01692Okay, the next kingdom is coming up, and maybe so am I.Okay, the next kingdom is coming up, and maybe so am I.
1694mio_dataset_01693Okay, the next kingdom is coming up.Okay, the next kingdom is coming up.
1695mio_dataset_01694This is the first stage with the Medusa heads, so you've got a better shot of winning if you distract me here. Good luck!This is the first stage with the Medusa heads, so you've got a better shot of winning if you distract me here. Good luck!
1696mio_dataset_01695Oh, oh, oh!Oh, oh, oh!
1697mio_dataset_01696Oh, God, that... Mmm...Oh, God, that... Mmm...
1698mio_dataset_01697Oh my god, that was a big donation! Who the heck did that?Oh my god, that was a big donation! Who the heck did that?
1699mio_dataset_01698Thanks for the donation, Rapid. You've almost had me, but I'm hitting my PB no matter what today.Thanks for the donation, Rapid. You've almost had me, but I'm hitting my PB no matter what today.
1700mio_dataset_01699んわっんわっ
1701mio_dataset_01700あー ふぅ ぬぅぅぅあー ふぅ ぬぅぅぅ
1702mio_dataset_01701Oh my god!Oh my god!
1703mio_dataset_01702Aaaaah!Aaaaah!
1704mio_dataset_01703Holy crap, who did that?Holy crap, who did that?
1705mio_dataset_01704Geez, Rapid, that was one hell of a flex.Geez, Rapid, that was one hell of a flex.
1706mio_dataset_01705Oh my, I'm a little light-headed. I actually can't believe I managed to keep going.Oh my, I'm a little light-headed. I actually can't believe I managed to keep going.
1707mio_dataset_01706It's definitely not your lucky day, Rapid. Normally, that would have definitely worked, but I'm on fire today.It's definitely not your lucky day, Rapid. Normally, that would have definitely worked, but I'm on fire today.
1708mio_dataset_01707あ!あ!
1709mio_dataset_01708Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho, wow. Mmm, that must have been a donation from Gigi is Everything.Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho, wow. Mmm, that must have been a donation from Gigi is Everything.
1710mio_dataset_01709Yeah, I was right.Yeah, I was right.
1711mio_dataset_01710Thanks, Gigi. You always have a way of making an entrance.Thanks, Gigi. You always have a way of making an entrance.
1712mio_dataset_01711Uh, no, no, no, no! Ah, no!Uh, no, no, no, no! Ah, no!
1713mio_dataset_01712Oh my god, that was the most anticlimactic death ever.Oh my god, that was the most anticlimactic death ever.
1714mio_dataset_01713You guys are sneaky. I demand a retry.You guys are sneaky. I demand a retry.
1715mio_dataset_01714Okay, okay, fair and square, but I've definitely got to train more for the next auction. I wasn't even halfway to PB.Okay, okay, fair and square, but I've definitely got to train more for the next auction. I wasn't even halfway to PB.
1716mio_dataset_01715You jerks! I was doing really well!You jerks! I was doing really well!
1717mio_dataset_01716Well, it looks like GG is Everything won the auction again with a crazy donation of...Well, it looks like GG is Everything won the auction again with a crazy donation of...
1718mio_dataset_01717Hmm.Hmm.
1719mio_dataset_01718Gigi, do you mind explaining what this is?Gigi, do you mind explaining what this is?
1720mio_dataset_01719Gigi, I've talked to you so many times about this crap. You can't treat everyone like this.Gigi, I've talked to you so many times about this crap. You can't treat everyone like this.
1721mio_dataset_01720We're all here to have a good time. We don't need this kind of crap making everything toxic.We're all here to have a good time. We don't need this kind of crap making everything toxic.
1722mio_dataset_01721I'm sorry, but I gotta perma-ban you. I'll refund you your money. Please don't come back.I'm sorry, but I gotta perma-ban you. I'll refund you your money. Please don't come back.
1723mio_dataset_01722あーあー
1724mio_dataset_01723うううううううううううううううううう
1725mio_dataset_01724Yes! Oh, baby, yes!Yes! Oh, baby, yes!
1726mio_dataset_01725Alright everyone, as you can see from the results, it looks like Rapid the Porcupine won the auction!Alright everyone, as you can see from the results, it looks like Rapid the Porcupine won the auction!
1727mio_dataset_01726Well, thanks. And you're generous. That's a good combo.Well, thanks. And you're generous. That's a good combo.
1728mio_dataset_01727Wow, we have so much in common.Wow, we have so much in common.
1729mio_dataset_01728But just forget about that guy. He's my problem. And you, well, you're sort of the opposite.But just forget about that guy. He's my problem. And you, well, you're sort of the opposite.
1730mio_dataset_01729Congratulations, Rapid. You're, uh, really good at donating.Congratulations, Rapid. You're, uh, really good at donating.
1731mio_dataset_01730As I mentioned earlier, half of tonight's donations will go to charities for animals. The rest will help me afford ramen and new cosplay.As I mentioned earlier, half of tonight's donations will go to charities for animals. The rest will help me afford ramen and new cosplay.
1732mio_dataset_01731Thanks again to everyone who joined me tonight. Rapid, please stay logged in. I'll set us up a private room.Thanks again to everyone who joined me tonight. Rapid, please stay logged in. I'll set us up a private room.
1733mio_dataset_01732Goodnight everyone! Gamer Galaxy signing off!Goodnight everyone! Gamer Galaxy signing off!
1734mio_dataset_01733So, Rapid, it's just the two of us now. Did you, uh, enjoy the show?So, Rapid, it's just the two of us now. Did you, uh, enjoy the show?
1735mio_dataset_01734Sorry, that always sounds really weird, saying stuff like that after such an... active session.Sorry, that always sounds really weird, saying stuff like that after such an... active session.
1736mio_dataset_01735Well, Rapid, the night is young and the time is yours. Since this is your first one-on-one, you're probably not totally sure what's up, but...Well, Rapid, the night is young and the time is yours. Since this is your first one-on-one, you're probably not totally sure what's up, but...
1737mio_dataset_01736I'm all yours. What would you like to do? What would you like me to do? Can I do something special for you?I'm all yours. What would you like to do? What would you like me to do? Can I do something special for you?
1738mio_dataset_01737I'll set up a lobby for Lonely Quest. I hear it's pretty amazing with two players.I'll set up a lobby for Lonely Quest. I hear it's pretty amazing with two players.
1739mio_dataset_01738And then we can chat while we play.And then we can chat while we play.
1740mio_dataset_01739loud and clear how does this soundloud and clear how does this sound
1741mio_dataset_01740Oh my god, you're so good. You're amazing.Oh my god, you're so good. You're amazing.
1742mio_dataset_01741Not bad. I'll work on it. Okay, let's game.Not bad. I'll work on it. Okay, let's game.
1743mio_dataset_01742Okay, there we go. That's a little more what I'm used to.Okay, there we go. That's a little more what I'm used to.
1744mio_dataset_01743Because I've got some really sexy cosplay over here, and I'm super poseable in everything.Because I've got some really sexy cosplay over here, and I'm super poseable in everything.
1745mio_dataset_01744ha ha ha ha haha ha ha ha ha
1746mio_dataset_01745Like, really? Like, really, really?Like, really? Like, really, really?
1747mio_dataset_01746That is hilarious! I've never been asked to provide sexy tech support. This is exciting new territory!That is hilarious! I've never been asked to provide sexy tech support. This is exciting new territory!
1748mio_dataset_01747It means absolutely.It means absolutely.
1749mio_dataset_01748Hold on, I'll grab some common tools and components I've got laying around. I'm going all out here.Hold on, I'll grab some common tools and components I've got laying around. I'm going all out here.
1750mio_dataset_01749Oh, and, uh, let me know if my boobs are too distracting or whatever.Oh, and, uh, let me know if my boobs are too distracting or whatever.
1751mio_dataset_01750Haha, yup! It would be bad form to make fun of my most valuable patrons!Haha, yup! It would be bad form to make fun of my most valuable patrons!
1752mio_dataset_01751Your pick.Your pick.
1753mio_dataset_01752Ah, the song of my people. I know it well.Ah, the song of my people. I know it well.
1754mio_dataset_01753Any particular requests? I mean, I've got all kinds of ways to dress up and make it interesting.Any particular requests? I mean, I've got all kinds of ways to dress up and make it interesting.
1755mio_dataset_01754Well, can't fault you for limiting my options. Hold on.Well, can't fault you for limiting my options. Hold on.
1756mio_dataset_01755I'll grab a favorite of mine.I'll grab a favorite of mine.
1757mio_dataset_01756As you wish.As you wish.
1758mio_dataset_01757
1759mio_dataset_01758Wow, are you serious? That's actually... That sounds super nice.Wow, are you serious? That's actually... That sounds super nice.
1760mio_dataset_01759Are you sure? You spent a lot of money, and if you're just feeling shy, I really don't mind you asking me to do anything.Are you sure? You spent a lot of money, and if you're just feeling shy, I really don't mind you asking me to do anything.
1761mio_dataset_01760Well, okay then.Well, okay then.
1762mio_dataset_01761printing in the only sense with which we are at present concerned differs from most if not from all the arts and crafts represented in the exhibitionprinting in the only sense with which we are at present concerned differs from most if not from all the arts and crafts represented in the exhibition
1763mio_dataset_01762in being comparatively modern.in being comparatively modern.
1764mio_dataset_01763For although the Chinese took impressions from wood blocks engraved in relief for centuries before the woodcutters of the Netherlands, by a similar process,For although the Chinese took impressions from wood blocks engraved in relief for centuries before the woodcutters of the Netherlands, by a similar process,
1765mio_dataset_01764Produced the block books which were the immediate predecessors of the true printed book.Produced the block books which were the immediate predecessors of the true printed book.
1766mio_dataset_01765The invention of movable metal letters in the middle of the 15th century may justly be considered as the invention of the art of printing.The invention of movable metal letters in the middle of the 15th century may justly be considered as the invention of the art of printing.
1767mio_dataset_01766And it is worth mentioning in passing that as an example of fine typography.And it is worth mentioning in passing that as an example of fine typography.
1768mio_dataset_01767The earliest book printed with movable types, the Gutenberg or 42 line Bible of about 1455.The earliest book printed with movable types, the Gutenberg or 42 line Bible of about 1455.
1769mio_dataset_01768has never been surpassed.has never been surpassed.
1770mio_dataset_01769Printing then, for our purpose, may be considered as the art of making books by means of movable types.Printing then, for our purpose, may be considered as the art of making books by means of movable types.
1771mio_dataset_01770Now, as all books not primarily intended, as picture books consist principally of types composed to form letterpress.Now, as all books not primarily intended, as picture books consist principally of types composed to form letterpress.
1772mio_dataset_01771It is of the first importance that the letter used should be fine in form.It is of the first importance that the letter used should be fine in form.
1773mio_dataset_01772especially as no more time is occupied or cost incurred in casting, setting, or printing beautiful letters.especially as no more time is occupied or cost incurred in casting, setting, or printing beautiful letters.
1774mio_dataset_01773than in the same operations with ugly ones.than in the same operations with ugly ones.
1775mio_dataset_01774And it was a matter, of course, that in the Middle Ages, when the craftsmen took care that beautiful forms should always be a part of their productions, whatever they were,And it was a matter, of course, that in the Middle Ages, when the craftsmen took care that beautiful forms should always be a part of their productions, whatever they were,
1776mio_dataset_01775The forms of printed letters should be beautiful and that their arrangement on the page should be reasonable and a help to the shapeliness of the letters themselves.The forms of printed letters should be beautiful and that their arrangement on the page should be reasonable and a help to the shapeliness of the letters themselves.
1777mio_dataset_01776The Middle Ages brought calligraphy to perfection and it was natural thereforeThe Middle Ages brought calligraphy to perfection and it was natural therefore
1778mio_dataset_01777that the forms of printed letters should follow more or less closely those of the written character, and they followed them very closely.that the forms of printed letters should follow more or less closely those of the written character, and they followed them very closely.
1779mio_dataset_01778The first books were printed in black letter, i.e. the letter which was a Gothic development of the ancient Roman character.The first books were printed in black letter, i.e. the letter which was a Gothic development of the ancient Roman character.
1780mio_dataset_01779and which developed more completely and satisfactorily on the side of the lowercase than the capital letters.and which developed more completely and satisfactorily on the side of the lowercase than the capital letters.
1781mio_dataset_01780the lowercase being in fact invented in the early middle ages.the lowercase being in fact invented in the early middle ages.
1782mio_dataset_01781The earliest book printed with movable type, the aforesaid Gutenberg Bible, is printed in letters which are an exact imitation.The earliest book printed with movable type, the aforesaid Gutenberg Bible, is printed in letters which are an exact imitation.
1783mio_dataset_01782Of the more formal ecclesiastical writing which obtained at that time, this has since been called Missal Type.Of the more formal ecclesiastical writing which obtained at that time, this has since been called Missal Type.
1784mio_dataset_01783and was in fact the kind of letter used in the many splendid missals, psalters, etc. produced by printing in the 15th century.and was in fact the kind of letter used in the many splendid missals, psalters, etc. produced by printing in the 15th century.
1785mio_dataset_01784But the first Bible actually dated, which also was printed at Mainz by Peter Schorfer in the year 1462.But the first Bible actually dated, which also was printed at Mainz by Peter Schorfer in the year 1462.
1786mio_dataset_01785Imitates a much freer hand, simpler, rounder, and less spiky, and therefore far pleasanter and easier to read.Imitates a much freer hand, simpler, rounder, and less spiky, and therefore far pleasanter and easier to read.
1787mio_dataset_01786On the whole, the type of this book may be considered the knee plus ultra of gothic type.On the whole, the type of this book may be considered the knee plus ultra of gothic type.
1788mio_dataset_01787especially as regards the lower case letters and type very similar was used during the next 15 or 20 years, not only by chauffeur.especially as regards the lower case letters and type very similar was used during the next 15 or 20 years, not only by chauffeur.
1789mio_dataset_01788but by printers in Strasbourg, Basel, Paris, Lubeck, and other cities.but by printers in Strasbourg, Basel, Paris, Lubeck, and other cities.
1790mio_dataset_01789But though on the whole, except in Italy, gothic letter was most often usedBut though on the whole, except in Italy, gothic letter was most often used
1791mio_dataset_01790A very few years saw the birth of Roman character, not only in Italy, but in Germany and France.A very few years saw the birth of Roman character, not only in Italy, but in Germany and France.
1792mio_dataset_01791In 1465, Swenheim and Panarts began printing in the monastery of Subiaco near Rome.In 1465, Swenheim and Panarts began printing in the monastery of Subiaco near Rome.
1793mio_dataset_01792and used an exceedingly beautiful type which is indeed to look at a transition between Gothic and Roman.and used an exceedingly beautiful type which is indeed to look at a transition between Gothic and Roman.
1794mio_dataset_01793but which must certainly have come from the study of the 12th or even the 11th century MSS.but which must certainly have come from the study of the 12th or even the 11th century MSS.
1795mio_dataset_01794They printed very few books in this type 3 only, but in their very first books in Rome, beginning with the year 1468,They printed very few books in this type 3 only, but in their very first books in Rome, beginning with the year 1468,
1796mio_dataset_01795They discarded this for a more completely Roman and far less beautiful letter.They discarded this for a more completely Roman and far less beautiful letter.
1797mio_dataset_01796but about the same year mentolin at strasburg began to print in a type which is distinctly romanbut about the same year mentolin at strasburg began to print in a type which is distinctly roman
1798mio_dataset_01797And the next year, Gunther Zeiner at Augsburg followed suit.And the next year, Gunther Zeiner at Augsburg followed suit.
1799mio_dataset_01798While in 1470, at Paris, Udalrit Gurin and his associates turned out the first books printed in France, also in Roman character.While in 1470, at Paris, Udalrit Gurin and his associates turned out the first books printed in France, also in Roman character.
1800mio_dataset_01799The Roman type of all these printers is similar in character.The Roman type of all these printers is similar in character.
1801mio_dataset_01800and is very simple and legible and unaffectedly designed for use but it is by no means without beautyand is very simple and legible and unaffectedly designed for use but it is by no means without beauty
1802mio_dataset_01801It must be said that it is in no way like the transition type of Subiaco.It must be said that it is in no way like the transition type of Subiaco.
1803mio_dataset_01802And though more Roman than that, yet scarcely more like the complete Roman type of the earliest printers of Rome.And though more Roman than that, yet scarcely more like the complete Roman type of the earliest printers of Rome.
1804mio_dataset_01803A further development of the Roman letter took place at Venice,A further development of the Roman letter took place at Venice,
1805mio_dataset_01804John of Spires and his brother, Vindolin, followed by Nicholas Jensen, began to print in that city.John of Spires and his brother, Vindolin, followed by Nicholas Jensen, began to print in that city.
1806mio_dataset_018051469, 1470.1469, 1470.
1807mio_dataset_01806Their type is on the lines of the German and French rather than of the Roman printers.Their type is on the lines of the German and French rather than of the Roman printers.
1808mio_dataset_01807Of Jensen, it must be said that he carried the development of Roman type as far as it can go.Of Jensen, it must be said that he carried the development of Roman type as far as it can go.
1809mio_dataset_01808His letter is admirably clear and regular, but at least as beautiful as any other Roman type.His letter is admirably clear and regular, but at least as beautiful as any other Roman type.
1810mio_dataset_01809After his death in the 1480s, or at least by 1490, printing in Venice had declined very much.After his death in the 1480s, or at least by 1490, printing in Venice had declined very much.
1811mio_dataset_01810And though the famous family of Aldous restored its technical excellence, rejecting battered letters.And though the famous family of Aldous restored its technical excellence, rejecting battered letters.
1812mio_dataset_01811and paying great attention to the press work or actual process of printingand paying great attention to the press work or actual process of printing
1813mio_dataset_01812Yet their type is artistically on a much lower level than Jensen's, and in fact,Yet their type is artistically on a much lower level than Jensen's, and in fact,
1814mio_dataset_01813They must be considered to have ended the age of fine printing in Italy.They must be considered to have ended the age of fine printing in Italy.
1815mio_dataset_01814Jensen, however, had many contemporaries who used beautiful typeJensen, however, had many contemporaries who used beautiful type
1816mio_dataset_01815Some of which, as e.g. that of Jacobus Rubius or Jacques Lerouge, is scarcely distinguishable from hisSome of which, as e.g. that of Jacobus Rubius or Jacques Lerouge, is scarcely distinguishable from his
1817mio_dataset_01816It was these great Venetian printers, together with their brethren of Rome, Milan,It was these great Venetian printers, together with their brethren of Rome, Milan,
1818mio_dataset_01817Parma and one or two other cities who produce the splendid editions of the classics, which are one of the great glories of the printer's art.Parma and one or two other cities who produce the splendid editions of the classics, which are one of the great glories of the printer's art.
1819mio_dataset_01818and are worthy representatives of the eager enthusiasm for the revived learning of that epoch by far.and are worthy representatives of the eager enthusiasm for the revived learning of that epoch by far.
1820mio_dataset_01819The greater part of these Italian printers, it should be mentioned, were Germans or Frenchmen, working under the influence of Italian opinion and aims.The greater part of these Italian printers, it should be mentioned, were Germans or Frenchmen, working under the influence of Italian opinion and aims.
1821mio_dataset_01820it must be understood that through the whole of the fifteenth and the first quarter of the sixteenth centuriesit must be understood that through the whole of the fifteenth and the first quarter of the sixteenth centuries
1822mio_dataset_01821The Roman letter was used side by side with the Gothic.The Roman letter was used side by side with the Gothic.
1823mio_dataset_01822Even in Italy, most of the theological and law books were printed in Gothic letter.Even in Italy, most of the theological and law books were printed in Gothic letter.
1824mio_dataset_01823which was generally more formally Gothic than the printing of the German workmen,which was generally more formally Gothic than the printing of the German workmen,
1825mio_dataset_01824Many of whose types indeed, like that of the Subiaco works, are of a transitional character.Many of whose types indeed, like that of the Subiaco works, are of a transitional character.
1826mio_dataset_01825This was notably the case with the early works printed at Ulm and in a somewhat lesser degree at Augsburg.This was notably the case with the early works printed at Ulm and in a somewhat lesser degree at Augsburg.
1827mio_dataset_01826In fact, Gunther Zeiner's first type, afterwards used by Schussler, is remarkably like the type of the aforementioned Subiaco books.In fact, Gunther Zeiner's first type, afterwards used by Schussler, is remarkably like the type of the aforementioned Subiaco books.
1828mio_dataset_01827In the Low Countries and Cologne, which were very fertile of printed books, Gothic was the favorite.In the Low Countries and Cologne, which were very fertile of printed books, Gothic was the favorite.
1829mio_dataset_01828The characteristic Dutch type, as represented by the excellent printer Gerard Liu, is very pronounced and uncompromising Gothic.The characteristic Dutch type, as represented by the excellent printer Gerard Liu, is very pronounced and uncompromising Gothic.
1830mio_dataset_01829This type was introduced into England by Wynken de Werd, Caxton's successor.This type was introduced into England by Wynken de Werd, Caxton's successor.
1831mio_dataset_01830and was used there with very little variation all through the 16th and 17th centuries, and indeed into the 18th.and was used there with very little variation all through the 16th and 17th centuries, and indeed into the 18th.
1832mio_dataset_01831Most of Caxton's own types are of an earlier character, though they also much resemble Flemish or Cologne letter.Most of Caxton's own types are of an earlier character, though they also much resemble Flemish or Cologne letter.
1833mio_dataset_01832After the end of the 15th century, the degradation of printing, especially in Germany and Italy,After the end of the 15th century, the degradation of printing, especially in Germany and Italy,
1834mio_dataset_01833went on a pace and by the end of the 16th century there was no really beautiful printing donewent on a pace and by the end of the 16th century there was no really beautiful printing done
1835mio_dataset_01834The best, mostly French or low country, was neat and clear, but without any distinction.The best, mostly French or low country, was neat and clear, but without any distinction.
1836mio_dataset_01835The worst, which perhaps was the English, was a terrible falling off from the work of the earlier presses.The worst, which perhaps was the English, was a terrible falling off from the work of the earlier presses.
1837mio_dataset_01836And things got worse and worse through the whole of the 17th century, so that in the 18th printing was very miserably performed.And things got worse and worse through the whole of the 17th century, so that in the 18th printing was very miserably performed.
1838mio_dataset_01837In England, about this time, an attempt was made, notably by Caslin, who started business in London as a type founder in 1720.In England, about this time, an attempt was made, notably by Caslin, who started business in London as a type founder in 1720.
1839mio_dataset_01838to improve the letter and form.to improve the letter and form.
1840mio_dataset_01839Kazlan's type is clear and neat and fairly well designed.Kazlan's type is clear and neat and fairly well designed.
1841mio_dataset_01840He seems to have taken the letter of the Elsevers of the 17th century for his model.He seems to have taken the letter of the Elsevers of the 17th century for his model.
1842mio_dataset_01841Typecast from his matrices is still in everyday use.Typecast from his matrices is still in everyday use.
1843mio_dataset_01842In spite, however, of his praiseworthy efforts, printing had still one last degradation to undergo.In spite, however, of his praiseworthy efforts, printing had still one last degradation to undergo.
1844mio_dataset_01843The 17th century founts were bad rather negatively than positively.The 17th century founts were bad rather negatively than positively.
1845mio_dataset_01844But for the beauty of the earlier work, they might have seemed tolerable.But for the beauty of the earlier work, they might have seemed tolerable.
1846mio_dataset_01845It was reserved for the founders of the later 18th century to produce letters which are positively ugly and which it may be added.It was reserved for the founders of the later 18th century to produce letters which are positively ugly and which it may be added.
1847mio_dataset_01846are dazzling and unpleasant to the eye owing to the clumsy thickening and vulgar thinning of the lines.are dazzling and unpleasant to the eye owing to the clumsy thickening and vulgar thinning of the lines.
1848mio_dataset_01847for the seventeenth-century letters are at least pure and simple in line the italian badoni and the frenchmanfor the seventeenth-century letters are at least pure and simple in line the italian badoni and the frenchman
1849mio_dataset_01848We're the leaders in this luckless change, though our own Baskerville, who was at work some years before them, went much on the same lines.We're the leaders in this luckless change, though our own Baskerville, who was at work some years before them, went much on the same lines.
1850mio_dataset_01849But his letters, though uninteresting and poor, are not nearly so gross and vulgar as those of either the Italian or the Frenchman.But his letters, though uninteresting and poor, are not nearly so gross and vulgar as those of either the Italian or the Frenchman.
1851mio_dataset_01850With this change, the art of printing touched bottom.With this change, the art of printing touched bottom.
1852mio_dataset_01851So far as fine printing is concerned, though, paper did not get to its worst till about 1840.So far as fine printing is concerned, though, paper did not get to its worst till about 1840.
1853mio_dataset_01852the chiswick press in eighteen forty four revived caslin's founts printing from messrs longman the diary of lady willoughbythe chiswick press in eighteen forty four revived caslin's founts printing from messrs longman the diary of lady willoughby
1854mio_dataset_01853This experiment was so far successful that about 1850 messers Miller and Richard of EdinburghThis experiment was so far successful that about 1850 messers Miller and Richard of Edinburgh
1855mio_dataset_01854were induced to cut punches for a series of old-style letters.were induced to cut punches for a series of old-style letters.
1856mio_dataset_01855These and similar founts, cast by the above firm and others,These and similar founts, cast by the above firm and others,
1857mio_dataset_01856have now come into general use and are obviously a great improvement on the ordinary modern style in use in England, which is in fact the Bodoni type.have now come into general use and are obviously a great improvement on the ordinary modern style in use in England, which is in fact the Bodoni type.
1858mio_dataset_01857A little reduced in ugliness, the design of the letters of this modern old style leaves a good deal to be desired.A little reduced in ugliness, the design of the letters of this modern old style leaves a good deal to be desired.
1859mio_dataset_01858And the whole effect is a little too gray owing to the thinness of the letters.And the whole effect is a little too gray owing to the thinness of the letters.
1860mio_dataset_01859It must be remembered, however, that most modern printing is done by machinery on soft paper, and not by the hand press.It must be remembered, however, that most modern printing is done by machinery on soft paper, and not by the hand press.
1861mio_dataset_01860And these somewhat wiry letters are suitable for the machine process, which would not do justice to letters of more generous design.And these somewhat wiry letters are suitable for the machine process, which would not do justice to letters of more generous design.
1862mio_dataset_01861It is discouraging to note that the improvement of the last 50 years is almost wholly confined to Great Britain.It is discouraging to note that the improvement of the last 50 years is almost wholly confined to Great Britain.
1863mio_dataset_01862Here and there, a book is printed in France or Germany with some pretension to good taste.Here and there, a book is printed in France or Germany with some pretension to good taste.
1864mio_dataset_01863But the general revival of the old forms has made no way in those countries.But the general revival of the old forms has made no way in those countries.
1865mio_dataset_01864Italy is contentedly stagnant.Italy is contentedly stagnant.
1866mio_dataset_01865America has produced a good many showy books, the typography, paper, and illustrations of which are, however, all wrong.America has produced a good many showy books, the typography, paper, and illustrations of which are, however, all wrong.
1867mio_dataset_01866Oddity rather than rational beauty and meaning being apparently the thing sought for both in the letters and the illustrations.Oddity rather than rational beauty and meaning being apparently the thing sought for both in the letters and the illustrations.
1868mio_dataset_01867to say a few words on the principles of design in typography.to say a few words on the principles of design in typography.
1869mio_dataset_01868It is obvious that legibility is the first thing to be aimed at in the forms of the letters.It is obvious that legibility is the first thing to be aimed at in the forms of the letters.
1870mio_dataset_01869This is best furthered by the avoidance of irrational swellings and spakey projections and by the using of careful purity of line.This is best furthered by the avoidance of irrational swellings and spakey projections and by the using of careful purity of line.
1871mio_dataset_01870Even the Kaslan type when enlarged shows great shortcomings in this respect.Even the Kaslan type when enlarged shows great shortcomings in this respect.
1872mio_dataset_01871The ends of many of the letters such as the T and E are hooked up in a vulgar and meaningless way.The ends of many of the letters such as the T and E are hooked up in a vulgar and meaningless way.
1873mio_dataset_01872Instead of ending in the sharp and clear stroke of Jensen's letters,Instead of ending in the sharp and clear stroke of Jensen's letters,
1874mio_dataset_01873There is a grossness in the upper finishings of letters like the C, the A, and so on.There is a grossness in the upper finishings of letters like the C, the A, and so on.
1875mio_dataset_01874An ugly pear-shaped swelling defacing the form of the letter.An ugly pear-shaped swelling defacing the form of the letter.
1876mio_dataset_01875In short, it happens to this craft, as to others, that the utilitarian practice, though it professes to avoid ornament,In short, it happens to this craft, as to others, that the utilitarian practice, though it professes to avoid ornament,
1877mio_dataset_01876still clings to a foolish because misunderstood conventionality, deduced from what was once ornament, and is by no means useful.still clings to a foolish because misunderstood conventionality, deduced from what was once ornament, and is by no means useful.
1878mio_dataset_01877Which title can only be claimed by artistic practice? Whether the art in it be conscious or unconscious.Which title can only be claimed by artistic practice? Whether the art in it be conscious or unconscious.
1879mio_dataset_01878In no characters is the contrast between the ugly and vulgar illegibility of the modern type.In no characters is the contrast between the ugly and vulgar illegibility of the modern type.
1880mio_dataset_01879and the elegance and legibility of the ancient more striking than in the Arabic numerals.and the elegance and legibility of the ancient more striking than in the Arabic numerals.
1881mio_dataset_01880In the old print, each figure has its definite individuality, and one cannot be mistaken for the other.In the old print, each figure has its definite individuality, and one cannot be mistaken for the other.
1882mio_dataset_01881In reading the modern figures, the eyes must be strained before the reader can have any reasonable assurance.In reading the modern figures, the eyes must be strained before the reader can have any reasonable assurance.
1883mio_dataset_01882that he has a 5, an 8, or a 3 before him unless the press work is of the best.that he has a 5, an 8, or a 3 before him unless the press work is of the best.
1884mio_dataset_01883This is awkward if you have to read Bradshaw's Guide in a hurry.This is awkward if you have to read Bradshaw's Guide in a hurry.
1885mio_dataset_01884One of the differences between the fine type and the utilitarian must probably be put down to a misapprehension of a commercial necessity.One of the differences between the fine type and the utilitarian must probably be put down to a misapprehension of a commercial necessity.
1886mio_dataset_01885This is the narrowing of the modern letters.This is the narrowing of the modern letters.
1887mio_dataset_01886Most of Jensen's letters are designed within a square.Most of Jensen's letters are designed within a square.
1888mio_dataset_01887the modern letters are narrowed by a third or thereabout. But while this gain of space very much hampers the possibility of beauty of design,the modern letters are narrowed by a third or thereabout. But while this gain of space very much hampers the possibility of beauty of design,
1889mio_dataset_01888It is not a real gain for the modern printer throws the gain away by putting inordinately wide spaces between his lines which probablyIt is not a real gain for the modern printer throws the gain away by putting inordinately wide spaces between his lines which probably
1890mio_dataset_01889The lateral compression of his letters renders necessary.The lateral compression of his letters renders necessary.
1891mio_dataset_01890Commercialism again compels the use of type two small in size to be comfortable reading.Commercialism again compels the use of type two small in size to be comfortable reading.
1892mio_dataset_01891The size known as long primer ought to be the smallest size used in a book meant to be read.The size known as long primer ought to be the smallest size used in a book meant to be read.
1893mio_dataset_01892Here, again, if the practice of leading were retrenched larger type could be used without enhancing the price of a book.Here, again, if the practice of leading were retrenched larger type could be used without enhancing the price of a book.
1894mio_dataset_01893One very important matter in setting up for fine printing is the spacing. That is the lateral distance of words from one another.One very important matter in setting up for fine printing is the spacing. That is the lateral distance of words from one another.
1895mio_dataset_01894In good printing, the spaces between the words should be as near as possible equal.In good printing, the spaces between the words should be as near as possible equal.
1896mio_dataset_01895It is impossible that they should be quite equal except in lines of poetry.It is impossible that they should be quite equal except in lines of poetry.
1897mio_dataset_01896Modern printers understand this, but it is only practiced in the very best establishments.Modern printers understand this, but it is only practiced in the very best establishments.
1898mio_dataset_01897But another point which they should attend to, they almost always disregard.But another point which they should attend to, they almost always disregard.
1899mio_dataset_01898This is the tendency to the formation of ugly meandering white lines or rivers in the pageThis is the tendency to the formation of ugly meandering white lines or rivers in the page
1900mio_dataset_01899a blemish which can be nearly though not wholly avoided by care and forethought,a blemish which can be nearly though not wholly avoided by care and forethought,
1901mio_dataset_01900The desirable thing being the breaking of the line as in bonding masonry or brickwork.The desirable thing being the breaking of the line as in bonding masonry or brickwork.
1902mio_dataset_01901The general solidity of a page is much to be sought for.The general solidity of a page is much to be sought for.
1903mio_dataset_01902Modern printers generally overdo the whites in the spacing, a defect probably forced on them by the characterless quality of the letters.Modern printers generally overdo the whites in the spacing, a defect probably forced on them by the characterless quality of the letters.
1904mio_dataset_01903For where these are boldly and carefully designed, and each letter is thoroughly individual in form.For where these are boldly and carefully designed, and each letter is thoroughly individual in form.
1905mio_dataset_01904The words may be set much closer together without loss of clearness.The words may be set much closer together without loss of clearness.
1906mio_dataset_01905No definite rules, however, except the avoidance of rivers and excess of weight, can be given for the spacing.No definite rules, however, except the avoidance of rivers and excess of weight, can be given for the spacing.
1907mio_dataset_01906which requires the constant exercise of judgment and taste on the part of the printer.which requires the constant exercise of judgment and taste on the part of the printer.
1908mio_dataset_01907The position of the page on the paper should be considered if the book is to have a satisfactory look.The position of the page on the paper should be considered if the book is to have a satisfactory look.
1909mio_dataset_01908Here, once more, the almost invariable modern practice is in opposition to a natural sense of proportion.Here, once more, the almost invariable modern practice is in opposition to a natural sense of proportion.
1910mio_dataset_01909from the time when books first took their present shape till the end of the 16th century or indeed later.from the time when books first took their present shape till the end of the 16th century or indeed later.
1911mio_dataset_01910The page so lay on the paper that there was more space allowed to the bottom and fore margin than to the top and back of the paper.The page so lay on the paper that there was more space allowed to the bottom and fore margin than to the top and back of the paper.
1912mio_dataset_01911The unit of the book being looked on as the two pages forming an opening.The unit of the book being looked on as the two pages forming an opening.
1913mio_dataset_01912The modern printer, in the teeth of the evidence given by his own eyes, considers the single page as the unit and prints the page in the middle of his paper.The modern printer, in the teeth of the evidence given by his own eyes, considers the single page as the unit and prints the page in the middle of his paper.
1914mio_dataset_01913Only nominally. So, however, in many cases, since when he uses a headline, he counts that in.Only nominally. So, however, in many cases, since when he uses a headline, he counts that in.
1915mio_dataset_01914The result as measured by the eye being that the lower margin is less than the top one and that the whole opening has an upside down look vertically.The result as measured by the eye being that the lower margin is less than the top one and that the whole opening has an upside down look vertically.
1916mio_dataset_01915And that laterally, the page looks as if it were being driven off the paper.And that laterally, the page looks as if it were being driven off the paper.
1917mio_dataset_01916The paper on which the printing is to be done is a necessary part of our subject.The paper on which the printing is to be done is a necessary part of our subject.
1918mio_dataset_01917Of this, it may be said that though there is some good paper made now,Of this, it may be said that though there is some good paper made now,
1919mio_dataset_01918It is never used except for very expensive books, although it would not materially increase the cost at all, but the very cheapest.It is never used except for very expensive books, although it would not materially increase the cost at all, but the very cheapest.
1920mio_dataset_01919The paper that is used for ordinary books is exceedingly bad even in this country, but is beaten in the race for vileness.The paper that is used for ordinary books is exceedingly bad even in this country, but is beaten in the race for vileness.
1921mio_dataset_01920by that made in america which is the worst conceivableby that made in america which is the worst conceivable
1922mio_dataset_01921There seems to be no reason why ordinary paper should not be better madeThere seems to be no reason why ordinary paper should not be better made
1923mio_dataset_01922even allowing the necessity for a very low price, but any improvement must be based on showing openly that the cheap article is cheap.even allowing the necessity for a very low price, but any improvement must be based on showing openly that the cheap article is cheap.
1924mio_dataset_01923The cheap paper should not sacrifice toughness and durability to a smooth and white surface.The cheap paper should not sacrifice toughness and durability to a smooth and white surface.
1925mio_dataset_01924Which should be indications of a delicacy of material and manufacture which would of necessity increase its cost?Which should be indications of a delicacy of material and manufacture which would of necessity increase its cost?
1926mio_dataset_01925one fruitful source of badness in paper.one fruitful source of badness in paper.
1927mio_dataset_01926is the habit that publishers have of eking out a thin volume by printing it on thick paper almost of the substance of cardboard.is the habit that publishers have of eking out a thin volume by printing it on thick paper almost of the substance of cardboard.
1928mio_dataset_01927A device which deceives nobody and makes a book very unpleasant to read.A device which deceives nobody and makes a book very unpleasant to read.
1929mio_dataset_01928on the whole a small book should be printed on paper which is as thin as may be without being transparenton the whole a small book should be printed on paper which is as thin as may be without being transparent
1930mio_dataset_01929The paper used for printing the small, highly ornamented French service books about the beginning of the 16th century is a model in this respect.The paper used for printing the small, highly ornamented French service books about the beginning of the 16th century is a model in this respect.
1931mio_dataset_01930being thin, tough, and opaque.being thin, tough, and opaque.
1932mio_dataset_01931However, the fact must not be blinked that machine-made paper cannot in the nature of things be made of so good a texture as that made by hand.However, the fact must not be blinked that machine-made paper cannot in the nature of things be made of so good a texture as that made by hand.
1933mio_dataset_01932The ornamentation of printed books is too wide a subject to be dealt with fully here, but one thing must be said on it.The ornamentation of printed books is too wide a subject to be dealt with fully here, but one thing must be said on it.
1934mio_dataset_01933The essential point to be remembered is that the ornament, whatever it is, whether picture or pattern work, should form part of the page.The essential point to be remembered is that the ornament, whatever it is, whether picture or pattern work, should form part of the page.
1935mio_dataset_01934should be a part of the whole scheme of the book.should be a part of the whole scheme of the book.
1936mio_dataset_01935Simple as this proposition is, it is necessary to be stated.Simple as this proposition is, it is necessary to be stated.
1937mio_dataset_01936because the modern practice is to disregard the relation between the printing and the ornament altogether.because the modern practice is to disregard the relation between the printing and the ornament altogether.
1938mio_dataset_01937So that if the two are helpful to one another, it is a mere matter of accident.So that if the two are helpful to one another, it is a mere matter of accident.
1939mio_dataset_01938The due relation of letter to pictures and other ornament was thoroughly understood by the old printers. So that...The due relation of letter to pictures and other ornament was thoroughly understood by the old printers. So that...
1940mio_dataset_01939Even when the woodcuts are very rude indeed.Even when the woodcuts are very rude indeed.
1941mio_dataset_01940the proportions of the page still give pleasure by the sense of richness that the cuts and letter together conveythe proportions of the page still give pleasure by the sense of richness that the cuts and letter together convey
1942mio_dataset_01941When, as is most often the case, there's actual beauty in the cuts.When, as is most often the case, there's actual beauty in the cuts.
1943mio_dataset_01942The books so ornamented are amongst the most delightful works of art that have ever been produced.The books so ornamented are amongst the most delightful works of art that have ever been produced.
1944mio_dataset_01943therefore granted well designed to type due spacing of the lines and words and proper position of the page on the papertherefore granted well designed to type due spacing of the lines and words and proper position of the page on the paper
1945mio_dataset_01944All books might be at least comely and well-looking. And if to these good qualities were added really beautiful ornament and pictures,All books might be at least comely and well-looking. And if to these good qualities were added really beautiful ornament and pictures,
1946mio_dataset_01945Printed books might once again illustrate to the full.Printed books might once again illustrate to the full.
1947mio_dataset_01946The position of our society that a work of utility might be also a work of art if we cared to make it so.The position of our society that a work of utility might be also a work of art if we cared to make it so.
1948mio_dataset_01947The Chronicles of Newgate, Volume 2, by Arthur Griffiths, Section 4, Newgate down to 1818.The Chronicles of Newgate, Volume 2, by Arthur Griffiths, Section 4, Newgate down to 1818.
1949mio_dataset_01948Under the conditions referred to in the previous chapter,Under the conditions referred to in the previous chapter,
1950mio_dataset_01949with criminals and misdemeanants of all shades crowding perpetually into its narrow limits the latter state of newgate was worse than the firstwith criminals and misdemeanants of all shades crowding perpetually into its narrow limits the latter state of newgate was worse than the first
1951mio_dataset_01950The new jail fell as far short of the demands made on it as did the old.The new jail fell as far short of the demands made on it as did the old.
1952mio_dataset_01951The prison population fluctuated a great dealThe prison population fluctuated a great deal
1953mio_dataset_01952but it was almost always in excess of the accommodation available and there were times when the place was full to overflowing.but it was almost always in excess of the accommodation available and there were times when the place was full to overflowing.
1954mio_dataset_01953Now I'll give some figures which well illustrate this.Now I'll give some figures which well illustrate this.
1955mio_dataset_01954On the 14th, June 1800, there were 199 debtors and 289 felons in the prison.On the 14th, June 1800, there were 199 debtors and 289 felons in the prison.
1956mio_dataset_01955on the 27th, April, in the following year.on the 27th, April, in the following year.
1957mio_dataset_01956These numbers had risen to 275 and 375 respectively, or 650 in all.These numbers had risen to 275 and 375 respectively, or 650 in all.
1958mio_dataset_01957For two more years these high figures were steadily maintained and in 1803 the total rose to 710For two more years these high figures were steadily maintained and in 1803 the total rose to 710
1959mio_dataset_01958After that, they fell as steadily.After that, they fell as steadily.
1960mio_dataset_01959Till 1808, the lowest point was touched of 19-7 debtors and 18-2 felons, or 379 in all.Till 1808, the lowest point was touched of 19-7 debtors and 18-2 felons, or 379 in all.
1961mio_dataset_01960the numbers soon increased however and by eighteen eleven had again risen to six hundred and twenty-nine and mr nylde was told that there had been at one timethe numbers soon increased however and by eighteen eleven had again risen to six hundred and twenty-nine and mr nylde was told that there had been at one time
1962mio_dataset_0196130,000 debtors and 900 criminals in Newgate or 1,200 prisoners in all.30,000 debtors and 900 criminals in Newgate or 1,200 prisoners in all.
1963mio_dataset_01962Previous to that date there had been 700 or 800 frequently, and once, in Mr. Ackerman's time, 1,000.Previous to that date there had been 700 or 800 frequently, and once, in Mr. Ackerman's time, 1,000.
1964mio_dataset_01963Trustworthy evidence is forthcoming to the effect that these high figures were constantly maintained for many months at a time.Trustworthy evidence is forthcoming to the effect that these high figures were constantly maintained for many months at a time.
1965mio_dataset_01964the inadequacy of the jail was noticed and reported upon again and again by the grand juries of the city of londonthe inadequacy of the jail was noticed and reported upon again and again by the grand juries of the city of london
1966mio_dataset_01965who seldom let a session go by without visiting Newgate.who seldom let a session go by without visiting Newgate.
1967mio_dataset_01966In 1813...In 1813...
1968mio_dataset_01967the grand jury made a special presentment to the Court of Common Counsel pointing out that on the debtor's side, which was intended for only 100,the grand jury made a special presentment to the Court of Common Counsel pointing out that on the debtor's side, which was intended for only 100,
1969mio_dataset_01968No, less than 340 were crowded to the great inconvenience and danger of the inmates.No, less than 340 were crowded to the great inconvenience and danger of the inmates.
1970mio_dataset_01969On the female side, matters were much worse.On the female side, matters were much worse.
1971mio_dataset_01970quote, the apartment set apart for them, being built to accommodate 60 persons, now contain about 120, end quote.quote, the apartment set apart for them, being built to accommodate 60 persons, now contain about 120, end quote.
1972mio_dataset_01971Returns laid before the House of Commons showed that 6439 persons had been committed to NewgateReturns laid before the House of Commons showed that 6439 persons had been committed to Newgate
1973mio_dataset_01972In the three years between 1813 and 1816,In the three years between 1813 and 1816,
1974mio_dataset_01973And this number did not include the debtors, a numerous class who were still committed to Newgate pending the completion of the White Cross Street Prison.And this number did not include the debtors, a numerous class who were still committed to Newgate pending the completion of the White Cross Street Prison.
1975mio_dataset_01974In order to realize the evils entailed by incarceration in Newgate in these days, it is necessary to give some account of its interior.In order to realize the evils entailed by incarceration in Newgate in these days, it is necessary to give some account of its interior.
1976mio_dataset_01975as it was occupied and appropriated in 1810.as it was occupied and appropriated in 1810.
1977mio_dataset_01976Full details of the arrangements are to be found in Mr. Nile's State of Prisons in England, Scotland and Wales, published in 1812.Full details of the arrangements are to be found in Mr. Nile's State of Prisons in England, Scotland and Wales, published in 1812.
1978mio_dataset_01977The jail at that date was divided into eight separate and more or less distinct departments, each of which had its own wards and yard.The jail at that date was divided into eight separate and more or less distinct departments, each of which had its own wards and yard.
1979mio_dataset_01978These were one, the male debtor's side.These were one, the male debtor's side.
1980mio_dataset_0197922, the female debtor's side, 3, the chapel yard, 4, the middle yard.22, the female debtor's side, 3, the chapel yard, 4, the middle yard.
1981mio_dataset_01980Point five, the master fell inside. Six, the female fell inside. Seven, the state side.Point five, the master fell inside. Six, the female fell inside. Seven, the state side.
1982mio_dataset_01981Point 8. The Press YardPoint 8. The Press Yard
1983mio_dataset_01982Point 1. The male debtor side consisted of a yard 49 feet by 31.Point 1. The male debtor side consisted of a yard 49 feet by 31.
1984mio_dataset_01983leading to 13 wards on various floors and a day room.leading to 13 wards on various floors and a day room.
1985mio_dataset_01984of these wards. Three were appropriated to the cabin side, so-called, becauseof these wards. Three were appropriated to the cabin side, so-called, because
1986mio_dataset_01985They each contained four small rooms or cabins seven feet square.They each contained four small rooms or cabins seven feet square.
1987mio_dataset_01986Intended to accommodate a couple of prisoners apiece, but often much more crowded.Intended to accommodate a couple of prisoners apiece, but often much more crowded.
1988mio_dataset_01987Two other wards were appropriated to the master's side debtors. They were each 23 feet by 14 and a half.Two other wards were appropriated to the master's side debtors. They were each 23 feet by 14 and a half.
1989mio_dataset_01988and supposed to accommodate 20 persons. The eight remaining wards were for the common-side debtors.and supposed to accommodate 20 persons. The eight remaining wards were for the common-side debtors.
1990mio_dataset_01989Long, narrow rooms, 136 feet, 623 feet, and the 8th, 18.Long, narrow rooms, 136 feet, 623 feet, and the 8th, 18.
1991mio_dataset_01990a hole about 15 feet wide.a hole about 15 feet wide.
1992mio_dataset_01991The various wards were all about 11 feet in height.The various wards were all about 11 feet in height.
1993mio_dataset_01992and were occupied as a rule by 10 to 15 people when the prison was not crowded, but double the number was occasionally placed in them.and were occupied as a rule by 10 to 15 people when the prison was not crowded, but double the number was occasionally placed in them.
1994mio_dataset_01993The day room was fitted with benches and settles after the manner of the tap in a public house.The day room was fitted with benches and settles after the manner of the tap in a public house.
1995mio_dataset_01994Tuan Tu. The female debtor's side consisted of a courtyard 49 by 16 feet.Tuan Tu. The female debtor's side consisted of a courtyard 49 by 16 feet.
1996mio_dataset_01995leading to two words, one of which was 36 feet by 15.leading to two words, one of which was 36 feet by 15.
1997mio_dataset_01996and the other 18 by 15, and they nominally held 22 persons.and the other 18 by 15, and they nominally held 22 persons.
1998mio_dataset_01997a high wall fifteen feet in height divided the females courtyard from the men'sa high wall fifteen feet in height divided the females courtyard from the men's
1999mio_dataset_01998Three, the chapel yard was about 43 feet by 25.Three, the chapel yard was about 43 feet by 25.
2000mio_dataset_01999It had been for some time devoted principally to felons of the worst types,It had been for some time devoted principally to felons of the worst types,
2001mio_dataset_02000Those who were the oldest offenders sentenced to transportation and who had narrowly escaped the penalty of death.Those who were the oldest offenders sentenced to transportation and who had narrowly escaped the penalty of death.
2002mio_dataset_02001This arrangement was, however, modified after 1811, and the chapel yard was allotted to misdemeanants and prisoners awaiting trial.This arrangement was, however, modified after 1811, and the chapel yard was allotted to misdemeanants and prisoners awaiting trial.
2003mio_dataset_02002The wards in this part were five in number, all in dimensions 20 feet by 15, with a six-ward 15 feet square.The wards in this part were five in number, all in dimensions 20 feet by 15, with a six-ward 15 feet square.
2004mio_dataset_02003These wards were all fitted with barrack beds, but no bedding was supplied.These wards were all fitted with barrack beds, but no bedding was supplied.
2005mio_dataset_02004The chapel yard led to the chapel, and on the staircase were two rooms frequently set apart for the king's witnesses.The chapel yard led to the chapel, and on the staircase were two rooms frequently set apart for the king's witnesses.
2006mio_dataset_02005those who had turned king's evidence whose safety might have been imperilled had they been lodged with the men against whom they had informedthose who had turned king's evidence whose safety might have been imperilled had they been lodged with the men against whom they had informed
2007mio_dataset_02006But these king's witnesses were also put at times into the press yard among the capital convicts, seemingly a very dangerous proceeding.But these king's witnesses were also put at times into the press yard among the capital convicts, seemingly a very dangerous proceeding.
2008mio_dataset_02007Or they lodged with the gatesmen, the prisoner officers who had charge of the inner gates.Or they lodged with the gatesmen, the prisoner officers who had charge of the inner gates.
2009mio_dataset_02008The middle yard was at first given up to the least heinous offenders. After 1812, it changed functions with the chapel yard.The middle yard was at first given up to the least heinous offenders. After 1812, it changed functions with the chapel yard.
2010mio_dataset_02009It was 50 feet by 25 and had five wards each 38 by 15. At one end of the yard was an arcade.It was 50 feet by 25 and had five wards each 38 by 15. At one end of the yard was an arcade.
2011mio_dataset_02010directly under the chapel in which there were three cells used either for the confinement of disorderly and refractory prisoners.directly under the chapel in which there were three cells used either for the confinement of disorderly and refractory prisoners.
2012mio_dataset_02011or female convicts ordered for execution.or female convicts ordered for execution.
2013mio_dataset_02012the master felonside consisted of a yard the same size as the preceding appropriated nominally to the most decent and better behaved prisonersthe master felonside consisted of a yard the same size as the preceding appropriated nominally to the most decent and better behaved prisoners
2014mio_dataset_02013but really kept for the few who had funds sufficient to gain them admission to these more comfortable quarters.but really kept for the few who had funds sufficient to gain them admission to these more comfortable quarters.
2015mio_dataset_02014Here were also lodged the gatesmen, the prisoners who had charge of the inner gates and who were entrusted with the duty of escorting visitors from the gates.Here were also lodged the gatesmen, the prisoners who had charge of the inner gates and who were entrusted with the duty of escorting visitors from the gates.
2016mio_dataset_02015to the various wards their friends occupied.to the various wards their friends occupied.
2017mio_dataset_02016The state side was the parts stolen from the female felon's side.The state side was the parts stolen from the female felon's side.
2018mio_dataset_02017It was large and comparatively commodious, being maintained on a better footing than any other part of the prison.It was large and comparatively commodious, being maintained on a better footing than any other part of the prison.
2019mio_dataset_02018The inmates were privileged either by antecedents or the fortunate possession of sufficient funds to pay the charges of the place.The inmates were privileged either by antecedents or the fortunate possession of sufficient funds to pay the charges of the place.
2020mio_dataset_02019Neil takes it for granted that the former rather than the latter prevailed in the selection.Neil takes it for granted that the former rather than the latter prevailed in the selection.
2021mio_dataset_02020and tells us that in the stateside, quote, such prisoners were safely associated whose manners and conduct events a more liberal style of education.and tells us that in the stateside, quote, such prisoners were safely associated whose manners and conduct events a more liberal style of education.
2022mio_dataset_02021And who are therefore lodged apart from all other districts of the jail? End quote.And who are therefore lodged apart from all other districts of the jail? End quote.
2023mio_dataset_02022The state side contained 12 good-sized roomsThe state side contained 12 good-sized rooms
2024mio_dataset_02023From 21 by 18 feet to 15 feet square, which were furnished with bedsteads and bedding.From 21 by 18 feet to 15 feet square, which were furnished with bedsteads and bedding.
2025mio_dataset_020247. The press yard was that part set aside for the condemned.7. The press yard was that part set aside for the condemned.
2026mio_dataset_02025Its name and its situation were the same as those of the old place of carrying out the terrible sentence inflicted on accused persons who stood mute.Its name and its situation were the same as those of the old place of carrying out the terrible sentence inflicted on accused persons who stood mute.
2027mio_dataset_02026The long narrow yard still remained as we saw it in Jacobite times.The long narrow yard still remained as we saw it in Jacobite times.
2028mio_dataset_02027And beyond it was now a day room for the capital convicts or those awaiting execution.And beyond it was now a day room for the capital convicts or those awaiting execution.
2029mio_dataset_02028beyond the press yard were three stories condemned cells fifteen in all with vaulted ceilings nine feet high to the crown of the archbeyond the press yard were three stories condemned cells fifteen in all with vaulted ceilings nine feet high to the crown of the arch
2030mio_dataset_02029The ground floor cells were 9 feet by 6.The ground floor cells were 9 feet by 6.
2031mio_dataset_02030Those on the first floor were rather larger on account of a set-off in the wall and the uppermost were the largest for the same reason.Those on the first floor were rather larger on account of a set-off in the wall and the uppermost were the largest for the same reason.
2032mio_dataset_02031security was provided for in these condemned cells by lining the substantial stone walls with planks studded with broad-headed nailssecurity was provided for in these condemned cells by lining the substantial stone walls with planks studded with broad-headed nails
2033mio_dataset_02032They were lighted by a double graded window 2 feet 9 inches by 14 inches and in the doors which were 4 inches thick.They were lighted by a double graded window 2 feet 9 inches by 14 inches and in the doors which were 4 inches thick.
2034mio_dataset_02033A circular aperture had been let in to give ventilation and secure a free current of air.A circular aperture had been let in to give ventilation and secure a free current of air.
2035mio_dataset_02034In each cell there was a barrack bedstead on the floor without bedding.In each cell there was a barrack bedstead on the floor without bedding.
2036mio_dataset_02035Point 8. The female felons were deprived of part of the space which the architect had intended for them.Point 8. The female felons were deprived of part of the space which the architect had intended for them.
2037mio_dataset_02036More than half their quadrangle had been partitioned off for another purposeMore than half their quadrangle had been partitioned off for another purpose
2038mio_dataset_02037And what remained was divided into a master's and a common side for female felons.And what remained was divided into a master's and a common side for female felons.
2039mio_dataset_02038The two yards were adjoining that for the common side much the largest.The two yards were adjoining that for the common side much the largest.
2040mio_dataset_02039There were nine wards and all on the female side, one of them in the attic.There were nine wards and all on the female side, one of them in the attic.
2041mio_dataset_02040with four casements and two fireplaces, being allotted for a female infirmary.with four casements and two fireplaces, being allotted for a female infirmary.
2042mio_dataset_02041and the rest being provided with barrack beds and in dimensions varying from 30 feet by 15 to 15 feet by 10.and the rest being provided with barrack beds and in dimensions varying from 30 feet by 15 to 15 feet by 10.
2043mio_dataset_02042The eight quarts above enumerated were well supplied with water.The eight quarts above enumerated were well supplied with water.
2044mio_dataset_02043They had dustbins, sewers, and so forth, properly disposed, and the city scavenger paid periodical visits to the prison.They had dustbins, sewers, and so forth, properly disposed, and the city scavenger paid periodical visits to the prison.
2045mio_dataset_02044The prisoners had few comforts beyond the occasional use of a bath at some distance situated in the press yard.The prisoners had few comforts beyond the occasional use of a bath at some distance situated in the press yard.
2046mio_dataset_02045to which access was granted rarely and as a great favor. But they were allowed the luxury of drink if they could pay for it.to which access was granted rarely and as a great favor. But they were allowed the luxury of drink if they could pay for it.
2047mio_dataset_02046A recent reform had closed the tap kept by the jailer within the precincts butA recent reform had closed the tap kept by the jailer within the precincts but
2048mio_dataset_02047there was still a convenient room which served, end quote.there was still a convenient room which served, end quote.
2049mio_dataset_02048near it a grating through which the debtors receive their beer from the neighboring public housesnear it a grating through which the debtors receive their beer from the neighboring public houses
2050mio_dataset_02049The felon's side has a similar accommodation and this mode of introducing the beverage is adopted because no publican as such.The felon's side has a similar accommodation and this mode of introducing the beverage is adopted because no publican as such.
2051mio_dataset_02050can be permitted to enter the interior of this prison. End quote. The taproom and bar were just behind the felon's entrance lodge.can be permitted to enter the interior of this prison. End quote. The taproom and bar were just behind the felon's entrance lodge.
2052mio_dataset_02051And beyond it was a room called the wine room because formerly used for the sale of wine, butAnd beyond it was a room called the wine room because formerly used for the sale of wine, but
2053mio_dataset_02052in which latterly a copper had been fixed for the cooking of provisions sent in by charitable personsin which latterly a copper had been fixed for the cooking of provisions sent in by charitable persons
2054mio_dataset_02053Quote, on the top of the jail, continues Niled, are a watch house and a sentry box where two or more guards with dogs and firearms.Quote, on the top of the jail, continues Niled, are a watch house and a sentry box where two or more guards with dogs and firearms.
2055mio_dataset_02054Watch all night adjoining the felon side lodge is the keeper's office where the prison books are kept and his clerkWatch all night adjoining the felon side lodge is the keeper's office where the prison books are kept and his clerk
2056mio_dataset_02055called the clerk of the papers attends daily, end quote.called the clerk of the papers attends daily, end quote.
2057mio_dataset_02056Having thus briefly described the plan and appropriation of the prison, I propose to deal now with the general condition of the inmates and the manner of their life.Having thus briefly described the plan and appropriation of the prison, I propose to deal now with the general condition of the inmates and the manner of their life.
2058mio_dataset_02057Of these, the debtors, male and female, formed a large proportion.Of these, the debtors, male and female, formed a large proportion.
2059mio_dataset_02058The frequency and extent of processes against debtors 70 or 80 years ago will appear almost incredible.The frequency and extent of processes against debtors 70 or 80 years ago will appear almost incredible.
2060mio_dataset_02059In an age when insolvent acts in bankruptcy courts do so much to relieve the impecunious,In an age when insolvent acts in bankruptcy courts do so much to relieve the impecunious,
2061mio_dataset_02060an imprisonment for debt has almost entirely disappeared.an imprisonment for debt has almost entirely disappeared.
2062mio_dataset_02061The number of processes against debtors annually was extraordinary.The number of processes against debtors annually was extraordinary.
2063mio_dataset_02062Niald gives on the authority of Mr. Birchall, the undersheriff of Middlesex.Niald gives on the authority of Mr. Birchall, the undersheriff of Middlesex.
2064mio_dataset_02063A table showing the figures for the year ending Michaelmas 1802.A table showing the figures for the year ending Michaelmas 1802.
2065mio_dataset_02064In that period, upwards of 200,000 writs.In that period, upwards of 200,000 writs.
2066mio_dataset_02065had been issued for the arrests of debtors in the kingdom for sums varying from four pence to 15 pounds and upwards.had been issued for the arrests of debtors in the kingdom for sums varying from four pence to 15 pounds and upwards.
2067mio_dataset_0206615,000 of these were issued in Middlesex alone, which at that time was reckoned as only a 15th of Great Britain.15,000 of these were issued in Middlesex alone, which at that time was reckoned as only a 15th of Great Britain.
2068mio_dataset_02067The number of arrests actually made was 114,300 for the kingdom and 7220 for Middlesex.The number of arrests actually made was 114,300 for the kingdom and 7220 for Middlesex.
2069mio_dataset_02068barely half of these gave bail bonds on arrests and the remainder went to prisonbarely half of these gave bail bonds on arrests and the remainder went to prison
2070mio_dataset_02069Quite half of the foregoing writs and arrests applied to sums under 30 pound.Quite half of the foregoing writs and arrests applied to sums under 30 pound.
2071mio_dataset_02070Nailed also says that in 1793,Nailed also says that in 1793,
2072mio_dataset_020710.5719 writs and executions for debts between 10 pounds and 20 pounds were issued in Middlesex.0.5719 writs and executions for debts between 10 pounds and 20 pounds were issued in Middlesex.
2073mio_dataset_02072and the aggregate amount of debts sued for was 81,791 bound.and the aggregate amount of debts sued for was 81,791 bound.
2074mio_dataset_02073He also makes the curious calculation that the cost of these actions, if undefended,He also makes the curious calculation that the cost of these actions, if undefended,
2075mio_dataset_02074would have amounted to £68,728 and if defended,would have amounted to £68,728 and if defended,
2076mio_dataset_02075285,950 in other words that to recover 80 odd thousand pounds285,950 in other words that to recover 80 odd thousand pounds
2077mio_dataset_02076Three times the amount would be expended.Three times the amount would be expended.
2078mio_dataset_02077an elaborate machinery planned for the protection of the trader and altogether on his side had long existed for the recovery of debtan elaborate machinery planned for the protection of the trader and altogether on his side had long existed for the recovery of debt
2079mio_dataset_02078alfred the great established the court baron the hundred court and the county court which among other matters entertained pleas for debtalfred the great established the court baron the hundred court and the county court which among other matters entertained pleas for debt
2080mio_dataset_02079The county court was the sheriffs who sat there surrounded by the bishop and the magnates of the county.The county court was the sheriffs who sat there surrounded by the bishop and the magnates of the county.
2081mio_dataset_02080But as time passed, difficulties and delays in obtaining judgment led to the removal of causes to the great court of kings bench.But as time passed, difficulties and delays in obtaining judgment led to the removal of causes to the great court of kings bench.
2082mio_dataset_02081and the disuse of the inferior courts.and the disuse of the inferior courts.
2083mio_dataset_02082So much inconvenience ensued that in 15188 the corporation obtained from Parliament an act empowering two aldermen.So much inconvenience ensued that in 15188 the corporation obtained from Parliament an act empowering two aldermen.
2084mio_dataset_02083And for a common councilman to hold courts of requests, or courts of conscience, to hear and determine all causes of death.And for a common councilman to hold courts of requests, or courts of conscience, to hear and determine all causes of death.
2085mio_dataset_02084Under 40 shillings arising within the city.Under 40 shillings arising within the city.
2086mio_dataset_02085These courts were extended two centuries later to several large provincial towns and all were in full activity when Nile wroteThese courts were extended two centuries later to several large provincial towns and all were in full activity when Nile wrote
2087mio_dataset_02086and indeed supplied the bulk of the poor debtors committed to prison.and indeed supplied the bulk of the poor debtors committed to prison.
2088mio_dataset_02087These courts were open to many and grave objections.These courts were open to many and grave objections.
2089mio_dataset_02088The commissioners who presided were, quote, little otherwise than self-elected.The commissioners who presided were, quote, little otherwise than self-elected.
2090mio_dataset_02089And when once appointed continued to serve, sign, die, they were generally near in rank to the parties whose causes they decided.And when once appointed continued to serve, sign, die, they were generally near in rank to the parties whose causes they decided.
2091mio_dataset_02090Often a commissioner had to leave the bench because he was himself a party to the suit that was subjudice.Often a commissioner had to leave the bench because he was himself a party to the suit that was subjudice.
2092mio_dataset_02091The activity as well as the futility of these courts may be estimated from the statement given by Niles.The activity as well as the futility of these courts may be estimated from the statement given by Niles.
2093mio_dataset_02092that 1,312 debtors were committed by them to Newgate between 1797 and 1808.that 1,312 debtors were committed by them to Newgate between 1797 and 1808.
2094mio_dataset_02093And that no more than 19-7 creditors recovered debts and costs.And that no more than 19-7 creditors recovered debts and costs.
2095mio_dataset_02094The latter indeed hung like millstones round the neck of the unhappy insolvent wretches who found themselves in limbo.The latter indeed hung like millstones round the neck of the unhappy insolvent wretches who found themselves in limbo.
2096mio_dataset_02095Costs were the gallons of sack to the penny worth of debt.Costs were the gallons of sack to the penny worth of debt.
2097mio_dataset_02096Nield found at his visit to Newgate in 1810.Nield found at his visit to Newgate in 1810.
2098mio_dataset_0209714 men and women who had lain there 10, 11, and 13 years for debts of a few shillings.14 men and women who had lain there 10, 11, and 13 years for debts of a few shillings.
2099mio_dataset_02098weighted by treble the amount of costs.weighted by treble the amount of costs.
2100mio_dataset_02099thus amongst others thomas blackburn had been committed on october fifteenth for a debt of one shilling five pencethus amongst others thomas blackburn had been committed on october fifteenth for a debt of one shilling five pence
2101mio_dataset_02100for which the costs were six shillings, 10 pence.for which the costs were six shillings, 10 pence.
2102mio_dataset_02101Thomas Dobson on 22nd, August 1799 for one shilling with costs of eight shillings, ten pence.Thomas Dobson on 22nd, August 1799 for one shilling with costs of eight shillings, ten pence.
2103mio_dataset_02102And Susanna Evans in October the same year for two shillings with costs of six shillings, eight pence.And Susanna Evans in October the same year for two shillings with costs of six shillings, eight pence.
2104mio_dataset_02103Other cases are recorded elsewhere, as at the Guildsboro Street Compter, where in 1805 Mr. Nild found a man named William Grant.Other cases are recorded elsewhere, as at the Guildsboro Street Compter, where in 1805 Mr. Nild found a man named William Grant.
2105mio_dataset_02104Detained for one shilling nine pence with costs of five shillings.Detained for one shilling nine pence with costs of five shillings.
2106mio_dataset_02105and John Lancaster for one shilling, eight pence, with costs of seven shillings, six pence, quote.and John Lancaster for one shilling, eight pence, with costs of seven shillings, six pence, quote.
2107mio_dataset_02106These surely, I thought, says Mr. Nild, were bad enough, but it was not so, end quote.These surely, I thought, says Mr. Nild, were bad enough, but it was not so, end quote.
2108mio_dataset_02107He recites another most outrageous and extraordinary case in which one John ByrdHe recites another most outrageous and extraordinary case in which one John Byrd
2109mio_dataset_02108A market porter was arrested and committed at the suit of a publican.A market porter was arrested and committed at the suit of a publican.
2110mio_dataset_02109for the paltry sum of four pence with costs of seven shillings six pencefor the paltry sum of four pence with costs of seven shillings six pence
2111mio_dataset_02110Bird was, however, discharged within three days by a subscription raised among his fellow prisoners.Bird was, however, discharged within three days by a subscription raised among his fellow prisoners.
2112mio_dataset_02111Mr. Buxton, in his inquiry into the system of prison discipline,Mr. Buxton, in his inquiry into the system of prison discipline,
2113mio_dataset_02112Quotes a case which came within his own knowledge of a boy sent to prison for non-payment of one penny.Quotes a case which came within his own knowledge of a boy sent to prison for non-payment of one penny.
2114mio_dataset_02113the lad in question was found in coldbath fields prison to which he had been sent for a month in default of paying a fine of forty shillingsthe lad in question was found in coldbath fields prison to which he had been sent for a month in default of paying a fine of forty shillings
2115mio_dataset_02114He had been in the employ of a corn chandler at Islington, and went into London with his master's cart and horse.He had been in the employ of a corn chandler at Islington, and went into London with his master's cart and horse.
2116mio_dataset_02115There was in the city road a temporary bar with a collector of tolls who was sometimes on the spot and sometimes not.There was in the city road a temporary bar with a collector of tolls who was sometimes on the spot and sometimes not.
2117mio_dataset_02116The boy declared he saw no one and accordingly passed through without paying the toll of a penny.The boy declared he saw no one and accordingly passed through without paying the toll of a penny.
2118mio_dataset_02117For this he was summoned before a magistrate and sentenced as already stated.For this he was summoned before a magistrate and sentenced as already stated.
2119mio_dataset_02118The lad was proved to be of good character and the son of respectable parents.The lad was proved to be of good character and the son of respectable parents.
2120mio_dataset_02119Mr. Buxton's friends at once paid the forty shillings, and the boy was released.Mr. Buxton's friends at once paid the forty shillings, and the boy was released.
2121mio_dataset_02120The cost on heavier debts always doubled the sum. If the arrest was made in the country, it trailed it.The cost on heavier debts always doubled the sum. If the arrest was made in the country, it trailed it.
2122mio_dataset_02121Now it gives a list of the various items charged upon a debt of £10, which included instructions to sue.Now it gives a list of the various items charged upon a debt of £10, which included instructions to sue.
2123mio_dataset_02122Affidavit of debt, drawing price EP, one pound, five shillings, Kapia's fee to officer on arrest.Affidavit of debt, drawing price EP, one pound, five shillings, Kapia's fee to officer on arrest.
2124mio_dataset_02123affidavit of service, and many more amounting in all to 27.affidavit of service, and many more amounting in all to 27.
2125mio_dataset_02124and costing 11 pounds, 15 shillings, 8 pence within 10 days.and costing 11 pounds, 15 shillings, 8 pence within 10 days.
2126mio_dataset_02125Before dealing with the debtors in Newgate, I may refer incidentallyBefore dealing with the debtors in Newgate, I may refer incidentally
2127mio_dataset_02126to those in other London prisons, for Newgate was not the only place of endurance for these unfortunate people. There were also the King's Bench,to those in other London prisons, for Newgate was not the only place of endurance for these unfortunate people. There were also the King's Bench,
2128mio_dataset_02127The fleet and the Marshalsea prisons especially devoted to them.The fleet and the Marshalsea prisons especially devoted to them.
2129mio_dataset_02128West Ludgate, the Gildsburg Street, and Borough Comptors also received them.West Ludgate, the Gildsburg Street, and Borough Comptors also received them.
2130mio_dataset_02129the latter two being also a prison for felons and vagrants arrested within certain limits.the latter two being also a prison for felons and vagrants arrested within certain limits.
2131mio_dataset_02130The King's Bench was a national prison in which were confined all debtors arrested for debt or for contempt of the court of the King's Bench.The King's Bench was a national prison in which were confined all debtors arrested for debt or for contempt of the court of the King's Bench.
2132mio_dataset_02131The population generally amounted to from 500 to 700, the accommodation being calculated for 200.The population generally amounted to from 500 to 700, the accommodation being calculated for 200.
2133mio_dataset_02132Every newcomer was entitled to a chummage ticket, but did not always get it.Every newcomer was entitled to a chummage ticket, but did not always get it.
2134mio_dataset_02133being often obliged to pay a high rent for a bed at the coffee house or in some room which was vacated by its regular occupant.being often obliged to pay a high rent for a bed at the coffee house or in some room which was vacated by its regular occupant.
2135mio_dataset_02134No fixed rates or rules governed the hiring out of rooms or parts of a room, and all sorts of imposition was practiced.No fixed rates or rules governed the hiring out of rooms or parts of a room, and all sorts of imposition was practiced.
2136mio_dataset_02135The best, or at least the most influential prisoners, got lodging in the state house, which contained eight large, handsome rooms.The best, or at least the most influential prisoners, got lodging in the state house, which contained eight large, handsome rooms.
2137mio_dataset_02136Besides those actually resident within the walls,Besides those actually resident within the walls,
2138mio_dataset_02137Another 200 more or less took advantage of the rules and lived outside within a circumference of two miles and a half.Another 200 more or less took advantage of the rules and lived outside within a circumference of two miles and a half.
2139mio_dataset_02138In these cases, security was given for the amount of the debtIn these cases, security was given for the amount of the debt
2140mio_dataset_02139and a heavy fee at the rate of eight per 100 pounds with four pounds for every additional hundred.and a heavy fee at the rate of eight per 100 pounds with four pounds for every additional hundred.
2141mio_dataset_02140Besides these a number had the privilege of a run on the key which allowed a prisoner to go into the rules for the dayBesides these a number had the privilege of a run on the key which allowed a prisoner to go into the rules for the day
2142mio_dataset_02141The foregoing rentals and payments for privileges, together with fees exacted on commitment and discharge, went to the marshal or keeper of the prison.The foregoing rentals and payments for privileges, together with fees exacted on commitment and discharge, went to the marshal or keeper of the prison.
2143mio_dataset_02142whose net annual income thus entirely derived from the impecunious amounted to between three and four thousand pounds.whose net annual income thus entirely derived from the impecunious amounted to between three and four thousand pounds.
2144mio_dataset_02143The office of Marshal had been hereditary.The office of Marshal had been hereditary.
2145mio_dataset_02144But in the 27th George II, the right of presentation was bought by the Crown for 10,500 pounds.But in the 27th George II, the right of presentation was bought by the Crown for 10,500 pounds.
2146mio_dataset_02145The marshal was supposed to be resident either within the prison or the rules.The marshal was supposed to be resident either within the prison or the rules.
2147mio_dataset_02146He seems to have felt no responsibility as to the welfare or comfort of those in charge and out of whom he made all his money.He seems to have felt no responsibility as to the welfare or comfort of those in charge and out of whom he made all his money.
2148mio_dataset_02147The prison was always in the most filthy state imaginable.The prison was always in the most filthy state imaginable.
2149mio_dataset_02148The half or wholly starved prisoners fished for alms or food at the gratings.The half or wholly starved prisoners fished for alms or food at the gratings.
2150mio_dataset_02149When they were sick, no more notice was taken of them than of a dog.When they were sick, no more notice was taken of them than of a dog.
2151mio_dataset_02150A man dying of liver complaint lay on the cold stones without a bed or food to eat.A man dying of liver complaint lay on the cold stones without a bed or food to eat.
2152mio_dataset_02151Dissolute habits prevailed on all sides, drunkenness was universal, gambling perpetual.Dissolute habits prevailed on all sides, drunkenness was universal, gambling perpetual.
2153mio_dataset_02152The yards were taken up with rackets and five courts, and here and there were Bumble Puppy Grounds, a game in which the players rolled iron ballsThe yards were taken up with rackets and five courts, and here and there were Bumble Puppy Grounds, a game in which the players rolled iron balls
2154mio_dataset_02153into holes marked with numbers.into holes marked with numbers.
2155mio_dataset_02154How to make most profit out of the wretched denizens of the jail was the marshal's only care. He got a rent for the coffee house and the bake house.How to make most profit out of the wretched denizens of the jail was the marshal's only care. He got a rent for the coffee house and the bake house.
2156mio_dataset_02155The keeper of the large tap room called the Brace, because it was once kept by two brothers named Partridge, also paid him toll.The keeper of the large tap room called the Brace, because it was once kept by two brothers named Partridge, also paid him toll.
2157mio_dataset_02156The sale of spirits was forbidden, but gin could always be had at the whistling shops where it was known as Moonshine Skyblue.The sale of spirits was forbidden, but gin could always be had at the whistling shops where it was known as Moonshine Skyblue.
2158mio_dataset_02157Mexico, and was consumed at the rate of a hogshed per week.Mexico, and was consumed at the rate of a hogshed per week.
2159mio_dataset_02158The fleet which stood in Farringdon StreetThe fleet which stood in Farringdon Street
2160mio_dataset_02159was a prison for debtors and persons committed for contempt by the courts of Chancery, Exchequer, and Common Pleas.was a prison for debtors and persons committed for contempt by the courts of Chancery, Exchequer, and Common Pleas.
2161mio_dataset_02160It was so used for the date of the abolition of the Star Chamber in the 16th Charles I.It was so used for the date of the abolition of the Star Chamber in the 16th Charles I.
2162mio_dataset_02161The shameful malpractices of Bambridge.The shameful malpractices of Bambridge.
2163mio_dataset_02162the warden of the fleet at the commencement of the 18th century, are too well known to need more than a passing reference.the warden of the fleet at the commencement of the 18th century, are too well known to need more than a passing reference.
2164mio_dataset_02163A committee of the House of Commons investigated the charges against Bambridge, who was proved to have connived at the escape of some debtors.A committee of the House of Commons investigated the charges against Bambridge, who was proved to have connived at the escape of some debtors.
2165mio_dataset_02164and to have been guilty of extortion to others one sir william rich bart he had loaded with heavy ironsand to have been guilty of extortion to others one sir william rich bart he had loaded with heavy irons
2166mio_dataset_02165In consequence of these disclosures, both Bambridge and Huggin, his predecessor in the office, were committed to Newgate.In consequence of these disclosures, both Bambridge and Huggin, his predecessor in the office, were committed to Newgate.
2167mio_dataset_02166and many reforms instituted, but the condition of the prison and its inmates remained unsatisfactory to the last.and many reforms instituted, but the condition of the prison and its inmates remained unsatisfactory to the last.
2168mio_dataset_02167It contained generally from six to seven hundred inmates, while another hundred more or less resided in the rules outside.It contained generally from six to seven hundred inmates, while another hundred more or less resided in the rules outside.
2169mio_dataset_02168The principle of chummage prevailed as in the king's bench.The principle of chummage prevailed as in the king's bench.
2170mio_dataset_02169but a number of rooms, 15 more or less, were reserved for poor debtors under the name of Bartholomew Fair.but a number of rooms, 15 more or less, were reserved for poor debtors under the name of Bartholomew Fair.
2171mio_dataset_02170The rentals of rooms and fees went to the warden, whose income was £230.72.The rentals of rooms and fees went to the warden, whose income was £230.72.
2172mio_dataset_02171The same evils of overcrowding, uncleanliness, want of medical attendance.The same evils of overcrowding, uncleanliness, want of medical attendance.
2173mio_dataset_02172Absence or neglect of divine service were present as in the king's bench, but in an exaggerated form.Absence or neglect of divine service were present as in the king's bench, but in an exaggerated form.
2174mio_dataset_02173The Committee on Jails reported that, quote, Although the House of the Warden looked into the court,The Committee on Jails reported that, quote, Although the House of the Warden looked into the court,
2175mio_dataset_02174and the turnkeys slept in the prison, yet scenes of riot, drunkenness, and disorder were most prevalent, end quote.and the turnkeys slept in the prison, yet scenes of riot, drunkenness, and disorder were most prevalent, end quote.
2176mio_dataset_02175the state of morals was disgraceful any woman obtained admission if sober and if she got drunk she was not turned outthe state of morals was disgraceful any woman obtained admission if sober and if she got drunk she was not turned out
2177mio_dataset_02176There was no distinct place for the female debtors who lived in the same galleries as the men.There was no distinct place for the female debtors who lived in the same galleries as the men.
2178mio_dataset_02177Disturbances were frequent, owing to the riotous conduct of intoxicated women.Disturbances were frequent, owing to the riotous conduct of intoxicated women.
2179mio_dataset_02178Twice a week, there was a wine and beer club held at night, which lasted till 2 or 3 in the morning.Twice a week, there was a wine and beer club held at night, which lasted till 2 or 3 in the morning.
2180mio_dataset_02179In the yard behind the prison.In the yard behind the prison.
2181mio_dataset_02180Where places set apart for skittles, fives, and tennis, which strangers frequented as any other place of public amusement.Where places set apart for skittles, fives, and tennis, which strangers frequented as any other place of public amusement.
2182mio_dataset_02181Matters were rather better at the Marshalsea.Matters were rather better at the Marshalsea.
2183mio_dataset_02182This very ancient prison, which stood in the high street southward,This very ancient prison, which stood in the high street southward,
2184mio_dataset_02183was used for debtors arrested for the lowest sums within 12 miles of the Palace of Whitehall.was used for debtors arrested for the lowest sums within 12 miles of the Palace of Whitehall.
2185mio_dataset_02184also for prisoners committed by the Admiralty Court.also for prisoners committed by the Admiralty Court.
2186mio_dataset_02185At one time, the Marshalsea was the receptacle of pirates, but none were committed to it after 1789.At one time, the Marshalsea was the receptacle of pirates, but none were committed to it after 1789.
2187mio_dataset_02186The court of the Marshal Zia was instituted by Charles I in the sixth year of his reign.The court of the Marshal Zia was instituted by Charles I in the sixth year of his reign.
2188mio_dataset_02187to be held before the steward of the royal household, the night marshal, and the steward of the court.to be held before the steward of the royal household, the night marshal, and the steward of the court.
2189mio_dataset_02188with jurisdiction to hold pleas in all actions within the prescribed limits. The court was chiefly used for the recovery of small debts under 10 pounds.with jurisdiction to hold pleas in all actions within the prescribed limits. The court was chiefly used for the recovery of small debts under 10 pounds.
2190mio_dataset_02189but its business was much reduced by the extension of the courts of conscience.but its business was much reduced by the extension of the courts of conscience.
2191mio_dataset_02190the prison was a nest of abuses like its neighbor the king's benchthe prison was a nest of abuses like its neighbor the king's bench
2192mio_dataset_02191and came under the strong, intimate version of the Jail Committee of 1729.and came under the strong, intimate version of the Jail Committee of 1729.
2193mio_dataset_02192as the business of the marshalsea court declined the numbers in its prison diminishedas the business of the marshalsea court declined the numbers in its prison diminished
2194mio_dataset_02193The population, as reported by the committee in 1814, averaged about 60.The population, as reported by the committee in 1814, averaged about 60.
2195mio_dataset_02194And the prison, although wives and children resided within the walls, was not overcrowded.And the prison, although wives and children resided within the walls, was not overcrowded.
2196mio_dataset_02195Their conduct, too, was orderly on the whole.Their conduct, too, was orderly on the whole.
2197mio_dataset_02196Drunkenness was not common, chiefly because liquor was not to be had freely, although the tapster paid a rent of two guineas a week for permission to sell it.Drunkenness was not common, chiefly because liquor was not to be had freely, although the tapster paid a rent of two guineas a week for permission to sell it.
2198mio_dataset_02197The inmates, who euphemistically styled themselves collegians,The inmates, who euphemistically styled themselves collegians,
2199mio_dataset_02198were governed by rules which they themselves had framed, and under which subscriptions were levied.were governed by rules which they themselves had framed, and under which subscriptions were levied.
2200mio_dataset_02199and fines imposed for conduct disapproved of by the college.and fines imposed for conduct disapproved of by the college.
2201mio_dataset_02200The Court of the Collegians was held every Monday to manage its affairs, at which all prisoners were required to attend.The Court of the Collegians was held every Monday to manage its affairs, at which all prisoners were required to attend.
2202mio_dataset_02201A committee of collegians was elected to act as the executive, also a secretary or accountant, to receive monies and keep books.A committee of collegians was elected to act as the executive, also a secretary or accountant, to receive monies and keep books.
2203mio_dataset_02202and a master of the ale-room who kept this the scene of their revels clean and saw that boiling water was provided for grogand a master of the ale-room who kept this the scene of their revels clean and saw that boiling water was provided for grog
2204mio_dataset_02203bad language quarreling throwing water over one another was forbidden on pain of fine and being sent to coventrybad language quarreling throwing water over one another was forbidden on pain of fine and being sent to coventry
2205mio_dataset_02204But the prevailing moral tone may be guessed from the penalty inflicted upon persons singing obscene songs before 9 p.m.But the prevailing moral tone may be guessed from the penalty inflicted upon persons singing obscene songs before 9 p.m.
2206mio_dataset_02205Yet the public opinion of the whole body seems to have checked dissipation.Yet the public opinion of the whole body seems to have checked dissipation.
2207mio_dataset_02206The poorer prisoners were not in abject want, as in other prisons.The poorer prisoners were not in abject want, as in other prisons.
2208mio_dataset_02207Owing to many charitable gifts and bequests, which included annual donations from the Archbishop of Canterbury,Owing to many charitable gifts and bequests, which included annual donations from the Archbishop of Canterbury,
2209mio_dataset_02208the lord steward of the household, the steward and officers of the Marshal's Ayah court and others.the lord steward of the household, the steward and officers of the Marshal's Ayah court and others.
2210mio_dataset_02209legacies had also been left to free a certain number of debtors notably that of one hundred pounds per annumlegacies had also been left to free a certain number of debtors notably that of one hundred pounds per annum
2211mio_dataset_02210left by a mr henry alnutt who was long a prisoner in the marshalsea and came into a fortune while there was a man who was a prisoner in the marshalsea and came into a fortune while thereleft by a mr henry alnutt who was long a prisoner in the marshalsea and came into a fortune while there was a man who was a prisoner in the marshalsea and came into a fortune while there
2212mio_dataset_02211His bequest, which was charged upon his manor at Goring, Oxon, and hence called the Oxford Charity.His bequest, which was charged upon his manor at Goring, Oxon, and hence called the Oxford Charity.
2213mio_dataset_02212was applied only to the release of poor debtors, whom four towns each could free.was applied only to the release of poor debtors, whom four towns each could free.
2214mio_dataset_02213the supreme control of the marshal saya was vested in the marshal of the royal household but although he drew a salary of five hundred pounds in a yearthe supreme control of the marshal saya was vested in the marshal of the royal household but although he drew a salary of five hundred pounds in a year
2215mio_dataset_02214He did nothing beyond visiting the prison occasionally and left the administration to the deputy marshal.He did nothing beyond visiting the prison occasionally and left the administration to the deputy marshal.
2216mio_dataset_02215The latter's salary, with fees, the rent of the tap and of the Chandler's shop, amounted to about 600 pounds a year.The latter's salary, with fees, the rent of the tap and of the Chandler's shop, amounted to about 600 pounds a year.
2217mio_dataset_02216the compters of ludgate giltspur street and the borough were discontinued as debtors prisons as was newgate alsothe compters of ludgate giltspur street and the borough were discontinued as debtors prisons as was newgate also
2218mio_dataset_02217On the opening of White Cross Prison for Debtors in 1815,On the opening of White Cross Prison for Debtors in 1815,
2219mio_dataset_02218Ludgate to the last was the debtors prison for Freeman of the City of LondonLudgate to the last was the debtors prison for Freeman of the City of London
2220mio_dataset_02219clergymen, proctors, attorneys, and persons specially selected by the corporation.clergymen, proctors, attorneys, and persons specially selected by the corporation.
2221mio_dataset_02220At one time the Ludgate debtors, accompanied by the keeper,At one time the Ludgate debtors, accompanied by the keeper,
2222mio_dataset_02221went outside and beyond the prison to call on their creditors and try to arrange their debts, but this practice was discontinued.went outside and beyond the prison to call on their creditors and try to arrange their debts, but this practice was discontinued.
2223mio_dataset_02222There were 15 rooms of various sizes, and as the numbers in prison rarely exceeded 5 and 20, the place was never overcrowded.There were 15 rooms of various sizes, and as the numbers in prison rarely exceeded 5 and 20, the place was never overcrowded.
2224mio_dataset_02223while the funds of several bequests and charities were applied in adding to the material comfort of the prisoners.while the funds of several bequests and charities were applied in adding to the material comfort of the prisoners.
2225mio_dataset_02224The Gildsburg Street Compter received sheriff's stetters, also felons, vagrants, and night charges.The Gildsburg Street Compter received sheriff's stetters, also felons, vagrants, and night charges.
2226mio_dataset_02225it was generally crowded as debtors who would have gone to the poultry compter were sent to giltspur street when the former was condemned as unfit to receive prisonersit was generally crowded as debtors who would have gone to the poultry compter were sent to giltspur street when the former was condemned as unfit to receive prisoners
2227mio_dataset_02226The demands for fees were excessive in Giltzburg Street.The demands for fees were excessive in Giltzburg Street.
2228mio_dataset_02227those who could not pay were thrown into the wards with the night chargesthose who could not pay were thrown into the wards with the night charges
2229mio_dataset_02228And denied admission to the charity wards, which partook of all the benefits of bequests and donations to poor debtors.And denied admission to the charity wards, which partook of all the benefits of bequests and donations to poor debtors.
2230mio_dataset_02229the borough comptor was in a disgraceful state to the last the men's ward had an earth or rather a mud floorthe borough comptor was in a disgraceful state to the last the men's ward had an earth or rather a mud floor
2231mio_dataset_02230and was so unfit to sleep on that it had not been used for many years, so that the men and women associated together indiscriminately.and was so unfit to sleep on that it had not been used for many years, so that the men and women associated together indiscriminately.
2232mio_dataset_02231The rooms had no fireplaces, so it mattered little that no coals were allowed.The rooms had no fireplaces, so it mattered little that no coals were allowed.
2233mio_dataset_02232There were no beds or bedding, no straw even.There were no beds or bedding, no straw even.
2234mio_dataset_02233In one room Mr. Nylde found a woman ill of a flux shut up with three men.In one room Mr. Nylde found a woman ill of a flux shut up with three men.
2235mio_dataset_02234the latter raised eighteen pence among them to pay for a tress of straw for the poor woman to lie onthe latter raised eighteen pence among them to pay for a tress of straw for the poor woman to lie on
2236mio_dataset_02235Nald found the prisoners in the Boracomter ragged, starving, and dirty.Nald found the prisoners in the Boracomter ragged, starving, and dirty.
2237mio_dataset_02236I come now to the debtors in Newgate. The quarters they occupied were divided, as I have said, into three principal divisions.I come now to the debtors in Newgate. The quarters they occupied were divided, as I have said, into three principal divisions.
2238mio_dataset_02237The master side, the cabin side, and the common side. Payment of a fee of three shillings gained the debtor admission to the two first named.The master side, the cabin side, and the common side. Payment of a fee of three shillings gained the debtor admission to the two first named.
2239mio_dataset_02238Those who could pay nothing went, as a matter of course, to the common side.Those who could pay nothing went, as a matter of course, to the common side.
2240mio_dataset_02239A further fee was, however, demanded from the newcomer before he was made free of either the masters or the cabin side.A further fee was, however, demanded from the newcomer before he was made free of either the masters or the cabin side.
2241mio_dataset_02240this was the reprehensible claim for garnish which had already been abolished in all well-conducted prisons but which still was demanded in newgatethis was the reprehensible claim for garnish which had already been abolished in all well-conducted prisons but which still was demanded in newgate
2242mio_dataset_02241Garnish on the cabin side was a guinea at entrance for coals candles brooms etc and a gallon of beer on dischargeGarnish on the cabin side was a guinea at entrance for coals candles brooms etc and a gallon of beer on discharge
2243mio_dataset_02242On the master side, it was 13 and 4 pence and a gallon of beer on entrance, although Mr. NewmanOn the master side, it was 13 and 4 pence and a gallon of beer on entrance, although Mr. Newman
2244mio_dataset_02243In his evidence in 1814 said it was moreIn his evidence in 1814 said it was more
2245mio_dataset_02244And gave the garnish for the common side at that sum, which is five shillings more than Mr. Nild says was extorted on the common side.And gave the garnish for the common side at that sum, which is five shillings more than Mr. Nild says was extorted on the common side.
2246mio_dataset_02245Numerous tyrannies were practiced on all who would not and could not pay the garnish.Numerous tyrannies were practiced on all who would not and could not pay the garnish.
2247mio_dataset_02246They were made to wash and swab the ward, or they were shut out from the ward fireplace and forbidden to pass a chalked line drawn on the floor.They were made to wash and swab the ward, or they were shut out from the ward fireplace and forbidden to pass a chalked line drawn on the floor.
2248mio_dataset_02247and so were unable either to warm themselves or to cook their food.and so were unable either to warm themselves or to cook their food.
2249mio_dataset_02248Besides these fees, legitimate and illegitimate, there were others which must be paid before release.Besides these fees, legitimate and illegitimate, there were others which must be paid before release.
2250mio_dataset_02249the sheriff demanded four shillings six pence for his liberate the jailer six shillings ten pence more and the turnkey two shillings youthe sheriff demanded four shillings six pence for his liberate the jailer six shillings ten pence more and the turnkey two shillings you
2251mio_dataset_02250And thus when the debtor's debt had been actually paid or when he had abandoned his property to the creditors and almost destituteAnd thus when the debtor's debt had been actually paid or when he had abandoned his property to the creditors and almost destitute
2252mio_dataset_02251Looked forward to his liberty, he was still delayed until he had paid a new debt arising, quote,Looked forward to his liberty, he was still delayed until he had paid a new debt arising, quote,
2253mio_dataset_02252only out of a satisfaction of all his former debts, end quote. The fees were not always extorted, it is true.only out of a satisfaction of all his former debts, end quote. The fees were not always extorted, it is true.
2254mio_dataset_02253nor was non-payment made a pretext for further imprisonment thanks to the humanity of the jailer or the funds provided by various charities.nor was non-payment made a pretext for further imprisonment thanks to the humanity of the jailer or the funds provided by various charities.
2255mio_dataset_02254There was this much honest forbearance in Newgate in these days.There was this much honest forbearance in Newgate in these days.
2256mio_dataset_02255that debtors who could afford the cabin and master's side were not permitted to share in the prison charities.that debtors who could afford the cabin and master's side were not permitted to share in the prison charities.
2257mio_dataset_02256These were lumped together into a general fund.These were lumped together into a general fund.
2258mio_dataset_02257and a calculation made as to the amount that might be expended per week from the whole sum so that the latter might last out the year.and a calculation made as to the amount that might be expended per week from the whole sum so that the latter might last out the year.
2259mio_dataset_02258It generally ran to about six pounds per week. The money which at one time had been distributed quarterly and all went in drink.It generally ran to about six pounds per week. The money which at one time had been distributed quarterly and all went in drink.
2260mio_dataset_02259was after 1807 through the exertions of the keeper of the jail spent in the purchase of necessaries.was after 1807 through the exertions of the keeper of the jail spent in the purchase of necessaries.
2261mio_dataset_02260But this weekly pittance did not go far when the debtor's side was crowded as it often was.But this weekly pittance did not go far when the debtor's side was crowded as it often was.
2262mio_dataset_02261Notably is when numbers filled Newgate in anticipation of Lord Reedsdale's bill for insolvent debtors.Notably is when numbers filled Newgate in anticipation of Lord Reedsdale's bill for insolvent debtors.
2263mio_dataset_02262And there were as many as 350 prisoners in at one time.And there were as many as 350 prisoners in at one time.
2264mio_dataset_02263issued once a week, and divided as far as it would go, a very precarious and uncertain ration.issued once a week, and divided as far as it would go, a very precarious and uncertain ration.
2265mio_dataset_02264The bread was issued every alternate day and while some prisoners often ate their whole allowance at once.The bread was issued every alternate day and while some prisoners often ate their whole allowance at once.
2266mio_dataset_02265Others who arrived just after the time of distribution were often 48 hours without food. The latter might also be six days without meat.Others who arrived just after the time of distribution were often 48 hours without food. The latter might also be six days without meat.
2267mio_dataset_02266Share in the weekly allowance of meat might also be denied to debtors who had not paid garnish as well as in the weekly grant from the charitable fund.Share in the weekly allowance of meat might also be denied to debtors who had not paid garnish as well as in the weekly grant from the charitable fund.
2268mio_dataset_02267Hence starvation stared many in the face, unless friends from outside came to their assistance.Hence starvation stared many in the face, unless friends from outside came to their assistance.
2269mio_dataset_02268Or the keeper made them a special grant of six pence per diem out of the common stock.Or the keeper made them a special grant of six pence per diem out of the common stock.
2270mio_dataset_02269or the six-penny allowance was claimed for the creditors which seldom happened owing to the expense the process entailedor the six-penny allowance was claimed for the creditors which seldom happened owing to the expense the process entailed
2271mio_dataset_02270The poor debtors were not supplied with beds. Those who could pay the price might hire them from each other.The poor debtors were not supplied with beds. Those who could pay the price might hire them from each other.
2272mio_dataset_02271or from persons who made a trade of it, or they might bring their beds with them into the prison.or from persons who made a trade of it, or they might bring their beds with them into the prison.
2273mio_dataset_02272Failing any of these methods, seeing that straw was forbidden for fear of fire, they had to be satisfied with a couple of the rugs provided by the city.Failing any of these methods, seeing that straw was forbidden for fear of fire, they had to be satisfied with a couple of the rugs provided by the city.
2274mio_dataset_02273The supply of which was, however, limited, and there were not always enough to give bedding to all. The stock was diminished by theft.The supply of which was, however, limited, and there were not always enough to give bedding to all. The stock was diminished by theft.
2275mio_dataset_02274female visitors carried them out of the prisons or the debtors destroyed them when the weather was warmfemale visitors carried them out of the prisons or the debtors destroyed them when the weather was warm
2276mio_dataset_02275and they were not in great demand in order to convert them into mop heads or cleaning rags.and they were not in great demand in order to convert them into mop heads or cleaning rags.
2277mio_dataset_02276Sometimes rugs were urgently required and not forthcoming.Sometimes rugs were urgently required and not forthcoming.
2278mio_dataset_02277A severe winter set in, the new stock had not been supplied by the contractors, and the poor debtors perished of cold.A severe winter set in, the new stock had not been supplied by the contractors, and the poor debtors perished of cold.
2279mio_dataset_02278Again, there was no regular allowance of fuel. Coals were purchased out of the garnish money and the charitable fund.Again, there was no regular allowance of fuel. Coals were purchased out of the garnish money and the charitable fund.
2280mio_dataset_02279There were candles, salt, pepper, mops, and brooms, but the latter could have been of little service. Dirt prevailed everywhere.There were candles, salt, pepper, mops, and brooms, but the latter could have been of little service. Dirt prevailed everywhere.
2281mio_dataset_02280Indeed the place with its oak floors caulked with pitch and smoked ceilingsIndeed the place with its oak floors caulked with pitch and smoked ceilings
2282mio_dataset_02281could not be made even to look clean while there was no obligation of personal cleanliness on individuals who often came into the prison in filthy rags.could not be made even to look clean while there was no obligation of personal cleanliness on individuals who often came into the prison in filthy rags.
2283mio_dataset_02282Only now and again, in extreme cases, an unusually nasty companion was stripped. Hail to the pump.Only now and again, in extreme cases, an unusually nasty companion was stripped. Hail to the pump.
2284mio_dataset_02283The Chronicles of Newgate, Volume 2, by Arthur Griffiths, Section 5, Newgate, down to 1818, Part 2.The Chronicles of Newgate, Volume 2, by Arthur Griffiths, Section 5, Newgate, down to 1818, Part 2.
2285mio_dataset_02284The squalor and uncleanness of the debtor side was intensified by constant overcrowding.The squalor and uncleanness of the debtor side was intensified by constant overcrowding.
2286mio_dataset_02285Prisoners were committed to it quite without reference to its capacity.Prisoners were committed to it quite without reference to its capacity.
2287mio_dataset_02286No remonstrance was attended to.No remonstrance was attended to.
2288mio_dataset_02287No steps taken to reduce the number of committals, and the governor was obliged to utilize the chapel as a day and night room.No steps taken to reduce the number of committals, and the governor was obliged to utilize the chapel as a day and night room.
2289mio_dataset_02288Besides this, although the families of debtors were no longer permitted to live with them inside the jail,Besides this, although the families of debtors were no longer permitted to live with them inside the jail,
2290mio_dataset_02289Hundreds of women and children came in every morning to spend the day there and there was no limitation, whatever, to the numbers of visitors admitted to the debtor's side.Hundreds of women and children came in every morning to spend the day there and there was no limitation, whatever, to the numbers of visitors admitted to the debtor's side.
2291mio_dataset_02290friends arrived about nine a m and went out at nine p m when as many as two hundred visitors have been observed leaving the debtors yards at one timefriends arrived about nine a m and went out at nine p m when as many as two hundred visitors have been observed leaving the debtors yards at one time
2292mio_dataset_02291The day passed in revelry and drunkenness, although spirituous liquors were forbidden.The day passed in revelry and drunkenness, although spirituous liquors were forbidden.
2293mio_dataset_02292Wine and beer might be had in any quantity, the only limitation beingWine and beer might be had in any quantity, the only limitation being
2294mio_dataset_02293that not more than one bottle of wine or one quart of beer could be issued at one time, no account was taken of the amount of liquors admitted in one day.that not more than one bottle of wine or one quart of beer could be issued at one time, no account was taken of the amount of liquors admitted in one day.
2295mio_dataset_02294And debtors might practically have as much as they liked if they could only pay for it.And debtors might practically have as much as they liked if they could only pay for it.
2296mio_dataset_02295No attempt was made to check drunkenness beyond the penalty of shutting out friends from any ward in which a prisoner exceeded.No attempt was made to check drunkenness beyond the penalty of shutting out friends from any ward in which a prisoner exceeded.
2297mio_dataset_02296Quarreling among the debtors was not unfrequent, blows were struck and fights often ensued.Quarreling among the debtors was not unfrequent, blows were struck and fights often ensued.
2298mio_dataset_02297for this and other acts of misconduct there was the discipline of the refractory ward or strong room on the debtor sidefor this and other acts of misconduct there was the discipline of the refractory ward or strong room on the debtor side
2299mio_dataset_02298Bad cases were removed to a cell on the felon's side, and here they were locked in solitary confinement for three days at a time.Bad cases were removed to a cell on the felon's side, and here they were locked in solitary confinement for three days at a time.
2300mio_dataset_02299Order throughout the debtor side was preserved.Order throughout the debtor side was preserved.
2301mio_dataset_02300and discipline maintained by a system open to grave abuses and which had the prescription of long usage.and discipline maintained by a system open to grave abuses and which had the prescription of long usage.
2302mio_dataset_02301and which was never wholly rooted out for many years to come.and which was never wholly rooted out for many years to come.
2303mio_dataset_02302This was the pernicious plan of governing by prisoners, or of setting a favored few in authority over the many.This was the pernicious plan of governing by prisoners, or of setting a favored few in authority over the many.
2304mio_dataset_02303the head of the debtors prison was a prisoner called the steward who was chosen by the whole body from six whom the keeper nominatedthe head of the debtors prison was a prisoner called the steward who was chosen by the whole body from six whom the keeper nominated
2305mio_dataset_02304This steward was practically supreme.This steward was practically supreme.
2306mio_dataset_02305All the allowances of food passed through his hands. He had the control of the poor box for chance charities.All the allowances of food passed through his hands. He had the control of the poor box for chance charities.
2307mio_dataset_02306He collected the garnish money and distributed the weekly grant from the prison charitable fund.He collected the garnish money and distributed the weekly grant from the prison charitable fund.
2308mio_dataset_02307In the latter duties he was, however, supervised by three auditors, freely chosen by the prisoners among themselves.In the latter duties he was, however, supervised by three auditors, freely chosen by the prisoners among themselves.
2309mio_dataset_02308The auditors were paid a shilling each for their services each time the poor box was opened. The steward was also remunerated for his trouble.The auditors were paid a shilling each for their services each time the poor box was opened. The steward was also remunerated for his trouble.
2310mio_dataset_02309He had a double allowance of bread deducted of course from the already too limited portion of the restHe had a double allowance of bread deducted of course from the already too limited portion of the rest
2311mio_dataset_02310and no doubt made the meat also pay toll.and no doubt made the meat also pay toll.
2312mio_dataset_02311under the steward there were captains of wards chosen in the same way and performing analogous dutiesunder the steward there were captains of wards chosen in the same way and performing analogous duties
2313mio_dataset_02312These subordinate chiefs were also rewarded out of the scanty prison rations.These subordinate chiefs were also rewarded out of the scanty prison rations.
2314mio_dataset_02313The same system was extended to the criminal side, and cases were on record of the place of Wardsman being sold for considerable sums.The same system was extended to the criminal side, and cases were on record of the place of Wardsman being sold for considerable sums.
2315mio_dataset_02314So valuable were they deemed that as much as 50 guineas was offered to the keeper for the post.So valuable were they deemed that as much as 50 guineas was offered to the keeper for the post.
2316mio_dataset_02315Enough has been said, probably, to prove that there was room for improvement in the condition and treatment of debtors in the prisons of the City of London.Enough has been said, probably, to prove that there was room for improvement in the condition and treatment of debtors in the prisons of the City of London.
2317mio_dataset_02316This gradually was forced upon the consciousness of the corporation.This gradually was forced upon the consciousness of the corporation.
2318mio_dataset_02317An about 1812 application was made to Parliament for funds to build a new debtor's prison.An about 1812 application was made to Parliament for funds to build a new debtor's prison.
2319mio_dataset_02318Authority was given to raise money on the orphan's fund to the extent of 90,000 pounds.Authority was given to raise money on the orphan's fund to the extent of 90,000 pounds.
2320mio_dataset_02319A site was purchased between Red Lion and White Cross Streets and a new prison planned.A site was purchased between Red Lion and White Cross Streets and a new prison planned.
2321mio_dataset_02320which would accommodate the inmates of Newgate and of the three compters Ludgate.which would accommodate the inmates of Newgate and of the three compters Ludgate.
2322mio_dataset_02321Gilt Spur Street and the Poultry, or about 476 in all.Gilt Spur Street and the Poultry, or about 476 in all.
2323mio_dataset_02322The evils of association for these debtors were perpetuated, although the plan provided for the separation of the various contingents committed to it.The evils of association for these debtors were perpetuated, although the plan provided for the separation of the various contingents committed to it.
2324mio_dataset_02323There was no lack of air and light for the new jail and several exercising yards.There was no lack of air and light for the new jail and several exercising yards.
2325mio_dataset_02324The completion of this very necessary building was however much delayed for want of funds.The completion of this very necessary building was however much delayed for want of funds.
2326mio_dataset_02325and it was not ready to relieve Newgate till late in 1815.and it was not ready to relieve Newgate till late in 1815.
2327mio_dataset_02326The reforms which were to be attempted in that prisonThe reforms which were to be attempted in that prison
2328mio_dataset_02327more particularly as regarded the classification of prisoners and which were dependent on the space to be gained by the removal of the debtors,more particularly as regarded the classification of prisoners and which were dependent on the space to be gained by the removal of the debtors,
2329mio_dataset_02328could not be carried out till then it is to be feared that long after the opening of white cross street prison youcould not be carried out till then it is to be feared that long after the opening of white cross street prison you
2330mio_dataset_02329Newgate continued to be a reproach to those responsible for its management.Newgate continued to be a reproach to those responsible for its management.
2331mio_dataset_02330I pass now to the criminal side of Newgate, which consisted of the six quarters or yards already enumerated and described.I pass now to the criminal side of Newgate, which consisted of the six quarters or yards already enumerated and described.
2332mio_dataset_02331the inmates of this part as distinguished from the debtors were comprised in four classesthe inmates of this part as distinguished from the debtors were comprised in four classes
2333mio_dataset_02332One, those awaiting trial.One, those awaiting trial.
2334mio_dataset_02333two persons under sentence of imprisonment for a fixed period or until they shall have paid certain finestwo persons under sentence of imprisonment for a fixed period or until they shall have paid certain fines
2335mio_dataset_02334Three transports awaiting removal to the colonies and four capital convicts condemned to death and awaiting execution.Three transports awaiting removal to the colonies and four capital convicts condemned to death and awaiting execution.
2336mio_dataset_02335At one time, the whole of these different categories were thrown together pell-mell, young and old, the untried with the convicted.At one time, the whole of these different categories were thrown together pell-mell, young and old, the untried with the convicted.
2337mio_dataset_02336An imperfect attempt at classification was, however, made in 1812, and a yard was as far as possible set apart for the untried.An imperfect attempt at classification was, however, made in 1812, and a yard was as far as possible set apart for the untried.
2338mio_dataset_02337or Class I, with whom under the imperious demand for accommodation were also associated the misdemeanants, or Class II.or Class I, with whom under the imperious demand for accommodation were also associated the misdemeanants, or Class II.
2339mio_dataset_02338This was the chapel yard with its five wards which were calculated to hold 70 prisoners but often held many more.This was the chapel yard with its five wards which were calculated to hold 70 prisoners but often held many more.
2340mio_dataset_02339A further subclassification was attempted by separating at night those charged with misdemeanors from those charged with felony.A further subclassification was attempted by separating at night those charged with misdemeanors from those charged with felony.
2341mio_dataset_02340but all mingled freely during the day in the yard.but all mingled freely during the day in the yard.
2342mio_dataset_02341the sleeping accommodation in the chapel yard wards and indeed throughout the prison consisted of a barrack bedthe sleeping accommodation in the chapel yard wards and indeed throughout the prison consisted of a barrack bed
2343mio_dataset_02342which was a wooden flooring on a slightly inclined plane with a beam running across the top to serve as a pillow.which was a wooden flooring on a slightly inclined plane with a beam running across the top to serve as a pillow.
2344mio_dataset_02343No beds were issued, only two rugs per prisoner.No beds were issued, only two rugs per prisoner.
2345mio_dataset_02344When each sleeper had the full lateral space allotted to him, it amounted to one foot and a half on the barrack bed.When each sleeper had the full lateral space allotted to him, it amounted to one foot and a half on the barrack bed.
2346mio_dataset_02345But when the ward was obliged to accommodate double the ordinary number, as was frequently the case,But when the ward was obliged to accommodate double the ordinary number, as was frequently the case,
2347mio_dataset_02346The sleepers covered the entire floor with the exception of a passage in the middle.The sleepers covered the entire floor with the exception of a passage in the middle.
2348mio_dataset_02347All the misdemeanants, whatever their offense, were lodged in this chapel ward.All the misdemeanants, whatever their offense, were lodged in this chapel ward.
2349mio_dataset_02348As many various, and according to our ideas, heinous crimes came under this head.As many various, and according to our ideas, heinous crimes came under this head.
2350mio_dataset_02349In the then existing state of the law,In the then existing state of the law,
2351mio_dataset_02350The man guilty of a common assault found himself side by side with the fraudulent or others who had attempted abominable crimes.The man guilty of a common assault found himself side by side with the fraudulent or others who had attempted abominable crimes.
2352mio_dataset_02351In this heterogeneous society, we're also thrown the unfortunate journalists to whom I have already referred and on whom imprisonment in Newgate.In this heterogeneous society, we're also thrown the unfortunate journalists to whom I have already referred and on whom imprisonment in Newgate.
2353mio_dataset_02352was frequently adjudged for so-called libels or too outspoken comments in print.was frequently adjudged for so-called libels or too outspoken comments in print.
2354mio_dataset_02353It was particularly recommended by the Committee on Jails in 1814.It was particularly recommended by the Committee on Jails in 1814.
2355mio_dataset_02354that some other and less mixed prison should be used for the confinement of persons convicted of libels. But this suggestion was ignored.that some other and less mixed prison should be used for the confinement of persons convicted of libels. But this suggestion was ignored.
2356mio_dataset_02355Indeed, the partial classification attempted seems to have been abandoned within a year or two.Indeed, the partial classification attempted seems to have been abandoned within a year or two.
2357mio_dataset_02356The Han H.G. Bennett, who visited Newgate in 1817, saw in one yard in a total of 72 prisoners.The Han H.G. Bennett, who visited Newgate in 1817, saw in one yard in a total of 72 prisoners.
2358mio_dataset_0235735 tried and 37 untried of the former three were transports for life.35 tried and 37 untried of the former three were transports for life.
2359mio_dataset_02358four for fourteen years and three of them persons sentenced to fines or short imprisonment one for little more than a monthfour for fourteen years and three of them persons sentenced to fines or short imprisonment one for little more than a month
2360mio_dataset_02359Two of the untried were for murder and several for housebreaking and highway robbery.Two of the untried were for murder and several for housebreaking and highway robbery.
2361mio_dataset_02360nor were the misdemeanants and bail prisoners any longer separated from those whose crimes were of a more serious character.nor were the misdemeanants and bail prisoners any longer separated from those whose crimes were of a more serious character.
2362mio_dataset_02361Mr. Bennett refers to a gentleman confined for want of bail who occupied a room with five others.Mr. Bennett refers to a gentleman confined for want of bail who occupied a room with five others.
2363mio_dataset_02362Two committed by the bankruptcy commissioner, one for perjury, and two transports.Two committed by the bankruptcy commissioner, one for perjury, and two transports.
2364mio_dataset_02363Persons convicted of publishing libels were still immured in the same rooms with transports and felons.Persons convicted of publishing libels were still immured in the same rooms with transports and felons.
2365mio_dataset_02364The middle yard, as far as its limits would permit, was appropriated to felons and transports the wards here were generally very crowded.The middle yard, as far as its limits would permit, was appropriated to felons and transports the wards here were generally very crowded.
2366mio_dataset_02365Each board was calculated to hold 24, allowing each individual 1 foot and a half.Each board was calculated to hold 24, allowing each individual 1 foot and a half.
2367mio_dataset_02366A common-sized man, says the keeper, Mr. Newman, can turn in 19 inches.A common-sized man, says the keeper, Mr. Newman, can turn in 19 inches.
2368mio_dataset_02367These 24 could just sleep on the barrack bed. When the number was higher, and it often rose to 40, the surplus had to sleep on the floor.These 24 could just sleep on the barrack bed. When the number was higher, and it often rose to 40, the surplus had to sleep on the floor.
2369mio_dataset_02368The crowding was in consequence of the delay in removing transportsThe crowding was in consequence of the delay in removing transports
2370mio_dataset_02369These often remained in Newgate for six months, sometimes a year, in some cases longer.These often remained in Newgate for six months, sometimes a year, in some cases longer.
2371mio_dataset_02370in one for seven years that of a man sentenced to death for whom great interest had been made but whom it was not thought right to pardonin one for seven years that of a man sentenced to death for whom great interest had been made but whom it was not thought right to pardon
2372mio_dataset_02371Occasionally the transports made themselves so useful in the jail that they were passed over.Occasionally the transports made themselves so useful in the jail that they were passed over.
2373mio_dataset_02372Mr. Newman admitted that he had petitioned that certain trustee men might be left in the jail.Mr. Newman admitted that he had petitioned that certain trustee men might be left in the jail.
2374mio_dataset_02373constantly associated with these convicted felons were numbers of juveniles infants of tender years youconstantly associated with these convicted felons were numbers of juveniles infants of tender years you
2375mio_dataset_02374There were frequently in the middle yard seven or eight children, the youngest barely nine.There were frequently in the middle yard seven or eight children, the youngest barely nine.
2376mio_dataset_02375The oldest, only 12 or 13, exposed to all the contaminating influences of the place.The oldest, only 12 or 13, exposed to all the contaminating influences of the place.
2377mio_dataset_02376Mr. Bennett mentions also the case of young men of better stamp, clerks in city offices, and youth of good parentage.Mr. Bennett mentions also the case of young men of better stamp, clerks in city offices, and youth of good parentage.
2378mio_dataset_02377quote, in this dreadful situation, end quote, who had been rescued from the hulks through the kindness and attention of the Secretary of State.quote, in this dreadful situation, end quote, who had been rescued from the hulks through the kindness and attention of the Secretary of State.
2379mio_dataset_02378Quote, yet they had been long enough, he goes on to say, in the prison associated with the lowest and vilest criminals.Quote, yet they had been long enough, he goes on to say, in the prison associated with the lowest and vilest criminals.
2380mio_dataset_02379with convicts of all ages and characters, to render it next to impossible, but that with the obliteration of all sense of self-respect.with convicts of all ages and characters, to render it next to impossible, but that with the obliteration of all sense of self-respect.
2381mio_dataset_02380The inevitable consequence of such a situation, their morals must have been destroyed.The inevitable consequence of such a situation, their morals must have been destroyed.
2382mio_dataset_02381And though distress or the seduction of others might have led to the commission of this their first offense,And though distress or the seduction of others might have led to the commission of this their first offense,
2383mio_dataset_02382Yet the society they were driven to live in, the language they daily heard, and the lessons they were taught in this academy.Yet the society they were driven to live in, the language they daily heard, and the lessons they were taught in this academy.
2384mio_dataset_02383must have had a tendency to turn them into the world hardened and accomplished in the ways of vice and crime, end quote.must have had a tendency to turn them into the world hardened and accomplished in the ways of vice and crime, end quote.
2385mio_dataset_02384Mr. Buxton, in the work already quoted, instances another grievous case of the horrors of indiscriminate association in Newgate.Mr. Buxton, in the work already quoted, instances another grievous case of the horrors of indiscriminate association in Newgate.
2386mio_dataset_02385It was that of a person, quote, who practiced in the law and who was connected by marriage with some very respectable families.It was that of a person, quote, who practiced in the law and who was connected by marriage with some very respectable families.
2387mio_dataset_02386Having been committed to Clerkenwell,Having been committed to Clerkenwell,
2388mio_dataset_02387He was sent on to Newgate in a coach, handcuffed to a noted housebreaker who was afterwards cast for death.He was sent on to Newgate in a coach, handcuffed to a noted housebreaker who was afterwards cast for death.
2389mio_dataset_02388The first night in Newgate, and for the subsequent fortnight,The first night in Newgate, and for the subsequent fortnight,
2390mio_dataset_02389He slept in the same bed with a highwayman on one side and a man charged with murder on the other.He slept in the same bed with a highwayman on one side and a man charged with murder on the other.
2391mio_dataset_02390Spirits were freely introduced, and although he at first abstained,Spirits were freely introduced, and although he at first abstained,
2392mio_dataset_02391He found he must adopt the manners of his companions or that his life would be in danger.He found he must adopt the manners of his companions or that his life would be in danger.
2393mio_dataset_02392They viewed him with some suspicion as one of whom they knew nothing.They viewed him with some suspicion as one of whom they knew nothing.
2394mio_dataset_02393He was in consequence put out of the protection of their internal law, end quote. Their code was a subject of some curiosity.He was in consequence put out of the protection of their internal law, end quote. Their code was a subject of some curiosity.
2395mio_dataset_02394When any prisoner committed an offense against the community or against an individual, he was tried by a court in the jail.When any prisoner committed an offense against the community or against an individual, he was tried by a court in the jail.
2396mio_dataset_02395A prisoner generally the oldest and most dexterous thiefA prisoner generally the oldest and most dexterous thief
2397mio_dataset_02396was appointed judge, and a towel tied in knots was hung on each side in imitation of a wig.was appointed judge, and a towel tied in knots was hung on each side in imitation of a wig.
2398mio_dataset_02397The judge sat in proper form. He was punctiliously styled my lord.The judge sat in proper form. He was punctiliously styled my lord.
2399mio_dataset_02398A jury having been selected and duly sworn, the culprit was then arraigned. Justice, however, was not administered with absolute integrity.A jury having been selected and duly sworn, the culprit was then arraigned. Justice, however, was not administered with absolute integrity.
2400mio_dataset_02399A bribe to the judge was certain to secure acquittal, and the neglect of the formality was as certainly followed by condemnation.A bribe to the judge was certain to secure acquittal, and the neglect of the formality was as certainly followed by condemnation.
2401mio_dataset_02400various punishments were inflicted the heaviest of which was standing in the pilloryvarious punishments were inflicted the heaviest of which was standing in the pillory
2402mio_dataset_02401This was carried out by putting the criminal's head through the legs of a chair and stretching out his arms and tying them to the legs.This was carried out by putting the criminal's head through the legs of a chair and stretching out his arms and tying them to the legs.
2403mio_dataset_02402The culprit was then compelled to carry the chair about with him.The culprit was then compelled to carry the chair about with him.
2404mio_dataset_02403but all punishments might readily be commuted into a fine to be spent in Jin for judge and jury.but all punishments might readily be commuted into a fine to be spent in Jin for judge and jury.
2405mio_dataset_02404The prisoner mentioned above was continually persecuted by trials of this kind.The prisoner mentioned above was continually persecuted by trials of this kind.
2406mio_dataset_02405The most trifling acts were magnified into offenses.The most trifling acts were magnified into offenses.
2407mio_dataset_02406He was charged with moving something which should not be touched, with leaving a door open or coughing maliciously to the disturbance of his companions.He was charged with moving something which should not be touched, with leaving a door open or coughing maliciously to the disturbance of his companions.
2408mio_dataset_02407The evidence was invariably sufficient to convict, and the judge never hesitated to inflict the heaviest penalties.The evidence was invariably sufficient to convict, and the judge never hesitated to inflict the heaviest penalties.
2409mio_dataset_02408The unfortunate man was compelled at length to adopt the habits of his associates.The unfortunate man was compelled at length to adopt the habits of his associates.
2410mio_dataset_02409Quote, by insensible degrees, he began to lose his repugnance to their society.Quote, by insensible degrees, he began to lose his repugnance to their society.
2411mio_dataset_02410caught their flash terms and sung their songs, was admitted to their revels and acquired in place of habits of perfect sobriety.caught their flash terms and sung their songs, was admitted to their revels and acquired in place of habits of perfect sobriety.
2412mio_dataset_02411a taste for spirits, end quote.a taste for spirits, end quote.
2413mio_dataset_02412His wife visited him in Newgate and wrote a pitiable account of the state in which she found her husband.His wife visited him in Newgate and wrote a pitiable account of the state in which she found her husband.
2414mio_dataset_02413He was an inmate of the same ward with others of the most dreadful sort, quote,He was an inmate of the same ward with others of the most dreadful sort, quote,
2415mio_dataset_02414whose language and manners, whose female associates of the most abandoned description, and the scenes consequent with such lost wretches,whose language and manners, whose female associates of the most abandoned description, and the scenes consequent with such lost wretches,
2416mio_dataset_02415prevented me from going inside, but seldom. And I used to communicate with him through the bars from the passage, end quote.prevented me from going inside, but seldom. And I used to communicate with him through the bars from the passage, end quote.
2417mio_dataset_02416One day he was too ill to come down and meet her.One day he was too ill to come down and meet her.
2418mio_dataset_02417She went up to the ward and found him lying down, quote,She went up to the ward and found him lying down, quote,
2419mio_dataset_02418pale as death, very ill, and in a dreadfully dirty state, the wretches making game of him and enjoying my distress.pale as death, very ill, and in a dreadfully dirty state, the wretches making game of him and enjoying my distress.
2420mio_dataset_02419And I learned he had been up with the others the whole night.And I learned he had been up with the others the whole night.
2421mio_dataset_02420Though they could not force him to gamble, he was compelled to drink.Though they could not force him to gamble, he was compelled to drink.
2422mio_dataset_02421And I was obliged afterwards to let him have five shillings to pay his share.And I was obliged afterwards to let him have five shillings to pay his share.
2423mio_dataset_02422Otherwise, he would have been stripped of his clothes, end quote.Otherwise, he would have been stripped of his clothes, end quote.
2424mio_dataset_02423Felons who could pay the price were permitted irrespective of their character or offenses.Felons who could pay the price were permitted irrespective of their character or offenses.
2425mio_dataset_02424to purchase the greater ease and comfort of the MasterSide.to purchase the greater ease and comfort of the MasterSide.
2426mio_dataset_02425the entrance fee was at least thirteen shillings six pence a head with half a crown a week more for bed and beddingthe entrance fee was at least thirteen shillings six pence a head with half a crown a week more for bed and bedding
2427mio_dataset_02426The wards being furnished with barrack bedsteads upon which each prisoner had the regulation allowance of sleeping room.The wards being furnished with barrack bedsteads upon which each prisoner had the regulation allowance of sleeping room.
2428mio_dataset_02427or about a foot and a half laterally. These fees were in reality a substantial contribution towards the expenses of the jail.or about a foot and a half laterally. These fees were in reality a substantial contribution towards the expenses of the jail.
2429mio_dataset_02428without them the keeper declared that he could not pay the salaries of turnkeys and servants nor keep the prison going at allwithout them the keeper declared that he could not pay the salaries of turnkeys and servants nor keep the prison going at all
2430mio_dataset_02429Besides the jail fees there was garnish of half a guinea collected by the stewardBesides the jail fees there was garnish of half a guinea collected by the steward
2431mio_dataset_02430and spent in providing coals, candles, plates, knives, and forks, while all the occupants of this part of the prisonand spent in providing coals, candles, plates, knives, and forks, while all the occupants of this part of the prison
2432mio_dataset_02431Supported themselves, they had the ration of prison bread only.Supported themselves, they had the ration of prison bread only.
2433mio_dataset_02432But they had no share in the prison meat or other charities, and they or their friends found them in food.But they had no share in the prison meat or other charities, and they or their friends found them in food.
2434mio_dataset_02433All who could scrape together the cash seemed to have gladly availed themselves of the privilege of entering the master's side.All who could scrape together the cash seemed to have gladly availed themselves of the privilege of entering the master's side.
2435mio_dataset_02434It was the only way to escape the horrors, the distress, penury, and rags of the common yards.It was the only way to escape the horrors, the distress, penury, and rags of the common yards.
2436mio_dataset_02435Idleness was not so universally the rule in this part of the jail.Idleness was not so universally the rule in this part of the jail.
2437mio_dataset_02436Artisans and others were at liberty to work at their trades, provided they were not dangerous.Artisans and others were at liberty to work at their trades, provided they were not dangerous.
2438mio_dataset_02437Tailoring and shoemaking was permitted, but it was deemed unsafe to allow a carpenter or blacksmith to have his tools.Tailoring and shoemaking was permitted, but it was deemed unsafe to allow a carpenter or blacksmith to have his tools.
2439mio_dataset_02438All the money earned by prisoners was at their own disposal and was spent almost habitually in drink, chambering, and wantonness.All the money earned by prisoners was at their own disposal and was spent almost habitually in drink, chambering, and wantonness.
2440mio_dataset_02439The best accommodation the jail could offer was reserved for the prisoners on the state side.The best accommodation the jail could offer was reserved for the prisoners on the state side.
2441mio_dataset_02440from whom still higher fees were exacted with the same discreditable idea of swelling the revenues of the prison.from whom still higher fees were exacted with the same discreditable idea of swelling the revenues of the prison.
2442mio_dataset_02441To constitute this the aristocratic quarter, unwarrantable demands were made upon the space properly allotted to the female felons.To constitute this the aristocratic quarter, unwarrantable demands were made upon the space properly allotted to the female felons.
2443mio_dataset_02442And no lodger was rejected, whatever his status, who offered himself and could bring Grist to the mill.And no lodger was rejected, whatever his status, who offered himself and could bring Grist to the mill.
2444mio_dataset_02443The luxury of the stateside was for a long time open to all who could pay.The luxury of the stateside was for a long time open to all who could pay.
2445mio_dataset_02444The convicted felon, the transport awaiting removal, the lunatic whose case was still undecided.The convicted felon, the transport awaiting removal, the lunatic whose case was still undecided.
2446mio_dataset_02445The misdemeanant tried or untried, the debtor who wished to avoid the discomfort of the crowded debtor's side, the outspoken newspaper editor.The misdemeanant tried or untried, the debtor who wished to avoid the discomfort of the crowded debtor's side, the outspoken newspaper editor.
2447mio_dataset_02446or the daring reporter of parliamentary debates.or the daring reporter of parliamentary debates.
2448mio_dataset_02447The better class of inmate complained bitterly of this enforced companionship with the vile.The better class of inmate complained bitterly of this enforced companionship with the vile.
2449mio_dataset_02448Association at one time forbidden by custom, but which greed and rapacity long made the rule.Association at one time forbidden by custom, but which greed and rapacity long made the rule.
2450mio_dataset_02449The fee for admission to the state side as fixed by the table of fees was three guineas, but Mr. Newman declared that he never took more than two.The fee for admission to the state side as fixed by the table of fees was three guineas, but Mr. Newman declared that he never took more than two.
2451mio_dataset_02450Tenants expense a week more was charged as rent for a single bed where two or more slept in a bed The rent was seven shillings a week eachTenants expense a week more was charged as rent for a single bed where two or more slept in a bed The rent was seven shillings a week each
2452mio_dataset_02451Prisoners who could afford it sometimes paid for four beds at the rate of 28 shillings and so secured the luxury of a private room.Prisoners who could afford it sometimes paid for four beds at the rate of 28 shillings and so secured the luxury of a private room.
2453mio_dataset_02452a mr lundy charged with forgery was thus accommodated on the state side for upwards of five yearsa mr lundy charged with forgery was thus accommodated on the state side for upwards of five years
2454mio_dataset_02453But the keeper protested that no single prisoner could thus monopolize space if the stateside was crowded.But the keeper protested that no single prisoner could thus monopolize space if the stateside was crowded.
2455mio_dataset_02454The keeper went still further in his efforts to make money.The keeper went still further in his efforts to make money.
2456mio_dataset_02455He continued the ancient practice of letting out a portion of his own house and by a poetical fiction treated it as an annex of the stateside.He continued the ancient practice of letting out a portion of his own house and by a poetical fiction treated it as an annex of the stateside.
2457mio_dataset_02456Mr. Davison sent to Newgate for embezzlement and whose case is given in the preceding chapter.Mr. Davison sent to Newgate for embezzlement and whose case is given in the preceding chapter.
2458mio_dataset_02457was accommodated with a room in Mr. Newman's house at the extravagant rental of 30 guineas per week.was accommodated with a room in Mr. Newman's house at the extravagant rental of 30 guineas per week.
2459mio_dataset_02458Mr. Cobbett was also a lodger of Mr. Newman's, and so were any members of the aristocracy.Mr. Cobbett was also a lodger of Mr. Newman's, and so were any members of the aristocracy.
2460mio_dataset_02459if they happened to be in funds among whom was the Marquis of Sligo in 1811.if they happened to be in funds among whom was the Marquis of Sligo in 1811.
2461mio_dataset_02460The female felon's words I shall describe at length in the next chapter.The female felon's words I shall describe at length in the next chapter.
2462mio_dataset_02461which will deal with Mrs. Fry's philanthropic exertions at this period in this particular part of the prison.which will deal with Mrs. Fry's philanthropic exertions at this period in this particular part of the prison.
2463mio_dataset_02462These wards were always full to overflowing. Sometimes double the number the rooms could accommodate were crowded into them.These wards were always full to overflowing. Sometimes double the number the rooms could accommodate were crowded into them.
2464mio_dataset_02463There is a master side for females who could pay the usual fees, but they associated with the rest in the one narrow yard common to all.There is a master side for females who could pay the usual fees, but they associated with the rest in the one narrow yard common to all.
2465mio_dataset_02464The tried and the untried, young and old, were herded together.The tried and the untried, young and old, were herded together.
2466mio_dataset_02465Sometimes girls of 13, 12, even 10 or 9 years of age were exposed to quoteSometimes girls of 13, 12, even 10 or 9 years of age were exposed to quote
2467mio_dataset_02466all the contagion and profligacy which prevailed in this part of the prison, end quote.all the contagion and profligacy which prevailed in this part of the prison, end quote.
2468mio_dataset_02467There was no separation even for the women under sentence of death who lived in a common and perpetually crowded ward.There was no separation even for the women under sentence of death who lived in a common and perpetually crowded ward.
2469mio_dataset_02468Only when the order of execution came down were those about to suffer placed apart in one of the rooms in the arcade of the middle ward.Only when the order of execution came down were those about to suffer placed apart in one of the rooms in the arcade of the middle ward.
2470mio_dataset_02469I have kept till the last that part of the prison, which was usually the last resting place of so many.I have kept till the last that part of the prison, which was usually the last resting place of so many.
2471mio_dataset_02470The old press yard has been fully described in a previous chapter.The old press yard has been fully described in a previous chapter.
2472mio_dataset_02471the name still survived in the new press yard which was the receptacle of the male condemned prisoners it was generally crowded like the rest of the prisonthe name still survived in the new press yard which was the receptacle of the male condemned prisoners it was generally crowded like the rest of the prison
2473mio_dataset_02472except in murder cases where the execution was generally very promptly performed.except in murder cases where the execution was generally very promptly performed.
2474mio_dataset_02473Strange and inconceivable delay occurred in carrying out the extreme sentence.Strange and inconceivable delay occurred in carrying out the extreme sentence.
2475mio_dataset_02474Hence, there was a terrible accumulation of prisoners in the condemned cells.Hence, there was a terrible accumulation of prisoners in the condemned cells.
2476mio_dataset_02475once during the long illness of george three as many as one hundred were there waiting the report as it was called youonce during the long illness of george three as many as one hundred were there waiting the report as it was called you
2477mio_dataset_02476At another time, there were 50, one of whom had been under sentence a couple of years.At another time, there were 50, one of whom had been under sentence a couple of years.
2478mio_dataset_02477Mr. Bennett speaks of 38 Capitol convicts he found in the press yard in February 1817.Mr. Bennett speaks of 38 Capitol convicts he found in the press yard in February 1817.
2479mio_dataset_02478five of whom had been condemned the previous July, 4 in September, and 29 in October.five of whom had been condemned the previous July, 4 in September, and 29 in October.
2480mio_dataset_02479This procrastination bred certain callousness.This procrastination bred certain callousness.
2481mio_dataset_02480Few, realizing that the dreadful fate would overtake them, dismissed the prospect of death.Few, realizing that the dreadful fate would overtake them, dismissed the prospect of death.
2482mio_dataset_02481And until the day was actually fixed, spent the time in roistering, swearing, gambling, or playing at ball.And until the day was actually fixed, spent the time in roistering, swearing, gambling, or playing at ball.
2483mio_dataset_02482Visitors were permitted access to them without stint.Visitors were permitted access to them without stint.
2484mio_dataset_02483Unlimited drink was not denied them provided it was obtained in regulated quantities at one time.Unlimited drink was not denied them provided it was obtained in regulated quantities at one time.
2485mio_dataset_02484These capital convicts, says Mr. Bennett, quote, lessened the ennui and despair of their situation by unbecoming merriment.These capital convicts, says Mr. Bennett, quote, lessened the ennui and despair of their situation by unbecoming merriment.
2486mio_dataset_02485or sought relief in the constant application of intoxicating stimulants.or sought relief in the constant application of intoxicating stimulants.
2487mio_dataset_02486I saw Cashman a few hours before his execution smoking and drinking with the utmost unconcern and indifference, end quote.I saw Cashman a few hours before his execution smoking and drinking with the utmost unconcern and indifference, end quote.
2488mio_dataset_02487those who were thus reckless reacted upon the penitent who knew their days were numberedthose who were thus reckless reacted upon the penitent who knew their days were numbered
2489mio_dataset_02488and their jibs and jollity counteracted the ordinary's counsels or the independent preacher's earnest prayers.and their jibs and jollity counteracted the ordinary's counsels or the independent preacher's earnest prayers.
2490mio_dataset_02489For while Roman Catholics and dissenters were encouraged to see ministers of their own persuasion,For while Roman Catholics and dissenters were encouraged to see ministers of their own persuasion,
2491mio_dataset_02490A number of amateurs were ever ready to give their gratuitous ministrations to the condemned.A number of amateurs were ever ready to give their gratuitous ministrations to the condemned.
2492mio_dataset_02491The prisoners in the press yard had free access during the day to the yard and large day rooms.The prisoners in the press yard had free access during the day to the yard and large day rooms.
2493mio_dataset_02492At night, they were placed in the 15 cells, two, three, or more together, according to the total number to be accommodated.At night, they were placed in the 15 cells, two, three, or more together, according to the total number to be accommodated.
2494mio_dataset_02493They were never left quite alone for fear of suicide, and for the same reason they were searched for weapons or poisons.They were never left quite alone for fear of suicide, and for the same reason they were searched for weapons or poisons.
2495mio_dataset_02494but they nevertheless frequently manage to secrete the means of making away with themselves and accomplish their purpose.but they nevertheless frequently manage to secrete the means of making away with themselves and accomplish their purpose.
2496mio_dataset_02495Convicted murderers were kept continuously in the cells on bread and water.Convicted murderers were kept continuously in the cells on bread and water.
2497mio_dataset_02496In couples, from the time of sentence to that of execution, which was about three or four days generally,In couples, from the time of sentence to that of execution, which was about three or four days generally,
2498mio_dataset_02497from Friday to Monday, so as to include one Sunday on which day there was a special service for the condemned in the prison chapel.from Friday to Monday, so as to include one Sunday on which day there was a special service for the condemned in the prison chapel.
2499mio_dataset_02498This latter was an ordeal which all dreaded and many avoided by denying their faith.This latter was an ordeal which all dreaded and many avoided by denying their faith.
2500mio_dataset_02499The condemned occupied an open pew in the center of the chapel, hung with black in front of them. Upon a table was a black coffin in full view.The condemned occupied an open pew in the center of the chapel, hung with black in front of them. Upon a table was a black coffin in full view.
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