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| 1 | mio_dataset_00000 | No, does not want. | No, does not want. |
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| 2 | mio_dataset_00001 | You should feel lucky. None of the girls I feel for in video games ever did stuff like that with me. Feel up for a sequel? | You should feel lucky. None of the girls I feel for in video games ever did stuff like that with me. Feel up for a sequel? |
| 3 | mio_dataset_00002 | Oh man, I'm getting some intense PMs online lately. Creepy stalker stuff. Maybe I should unplug for a bit. | Oh man, I'm getting some intense PMs online lately. Creepy stalker stuff. Maybe I should unplug for a bit. |
| 4 | mio_dataset_00003 | The other day, I found my favorite arcade with a hammer put through the screen. Someone must have gotten frustrated. | The other day, I found my favorite arcade with a hammer put through the screen. Someone must have gotten frustrated. |
| 5 | mio_dataset_00004 | Aw man, someone kept posting gore picks to my Twitch stream last night. Super gross. | Aw man, someone kept posting gore picks to my Twitch stream last night. Super gross. |
| 6 | mio_dataset_00005 | Have you met that weird girl with the Auburn hair? I get a Silent Hills vibe from her. | Have you met that weird girl with the Auburn hair? I get a Silent Hills vibe from her. |
| 7 | mio_dataset_00006 | They are scared. There's nothing from like hand. | They are scared. There's nothing from like hand. |
| 8 | mio_dataset_00007 | Leave me to my ice cream and identity crisis. | Leave me to my ice cream and identity crisis. |
| 9 | mio_dataset_00008 | feel pretty neutral toward you. What makes a girl go neutral? Less for gold, power, or just born with a heart full of neutrality. | feel pretty neutral toward you. What makes a girl go neutral? Less for gold, power, or just born with a heart full of neutrality. |
| 10 | mio_dataset_00009 | Oh hey, you? You silly little spongy you? | Oh hey, you? You silly little spongy you? |
| 11 | mio_dataset_00010 | Do you wanna, I don't know, do a date, like go outside and stuff? | Do you wanna, I don't know, do a date, like go outside and stuff? |
| 12 | mio_dataset_00011 | Your name must be Wi-Fi because I swear I'm feeling a connection. | Your name must be Wi-Fi because I swear I'm feeling a connection. |
| 13 | mio_dataset_00012 | Hey, sexy, maybe we can co-op some grind quests later. | Hey, sexy, maybe we can co-op some grind quests later. |
| 14 | mio_dataset_00013 | Here's some relationship advice. When a girl is happy to be naked with you, that's a good sign. | Here's some relationship advice. When a girl is happy to be naked with you, that's a good sign. |
| 15 | mio_dataset_00014 | Oh, my clothes aren't loading. I guess leg isn't bad all the time. | Oh, my clothes aren't loading. I guess leg isn't bad all the time. |
| 16 | mio_dataset_00015 | I'm wondering if you'll find the hidden hot coffee Easter egg. Pss, JK! | I'm wondering if you'll find the hidden hot coffee Easter egg. Pss, JK! |
| 17 | mio_dataset_00016 | Won't you play with me? | Won't you play with me? |
| 18 | mio_dataset_00017 | it around, hey? Glad to see you. | it around, hey? Glad to see you. |
| 19 | mio_dataset_00018 | I'm going to warn you, I'm pretty freaky. I'm talking alt-vers role play. I'm talking explicit fan-fiction-y stuff. | I'm going to warn you, I'm pretty freaky. I'm talking alt-vers role play. I'm talking explicit fan-fiction-y stuff. |
| 20 | mio_dataset_00019 | When I press my breasts into you and whisper in your ear, do you get chills? Or is it mega awkward? | When I press my breasts into you and whisper in your ear, do you get chills? Or is it mega awkward? |
| 21 | mio_dataset_00020 | You're so adorable. I just want to buy a body pillow of you and sleep with it. Oh, wait. | You're so adorable. I just want to buy a body pillow of you and sleep with it. Oh, wait. |
| 22 | mio_dataset_00021 | knew you liked this game for the plot. Wink! | knew you liked this game for the plot. Wink! |
| 23 | mio_dataset_00022 | I don't know that I am anymore. | I don't know that I am anymore. |
| 24 | mio_dataset_00023 | Where did you want? Come to rub my face in your victory? | Where did you want? Come to rub my face in your victory? |
| 25 | mio_dataset_00024 | I guess you're right. I shouldn't get so worked up. Whatever. Ice cream power deactivate. | I guess you're right. I shouldn't get so worked up. Whatever. Ice cream power deactivate. |
| 26 | mio_dataset_00025 | You again, why are you hanging around me so much? Do you want something? | You again, why are you hanging around me so much? Do you want something? |
| 27 | mio_dataset_00026 | Oh, all right, all right. I get it. I forgive you. You're not nearly as big a jerk as I thought. You're only about half as bad. | Oh, all right, all right. I get it. I forgive you. You're not nearly as big a jerk as I thought. You're only about half as bad. |
| 28 | mio_dataset_00027 | Listen, you seem normal, I guess. | Listen, you seem normal, I guess. |
| 29 | mio_dataset_00028 | Mm-hmm. | Mm-hmm. |
| 30 | mio_dataset_00029 | Okay, okay, okay, you're not as much of a headcase as I thought. I'm friend zoning the crap out of you, okay? | Okay, okay, okay, you're not as much of a headcase as I thought. I'm friend zoning the crap out of you, okay? |
| 31 | mio_dataset_00030 | Cool, I'm down with that. | Cool, I'm down with that. |
| 32 | mio_dataset_00031 | Oh man, I hate the way you make me giggle. I sound like a tool, don't I? | Oh man, I hate the way you make me giggle. I sound like a tool, don't I? |
| 33 | mio_dataset_00032 | supposed to agree with that. Okay, fine, but you're twice the tool I am. | supposed to agree with that. Okay, fine, but you're twice the tool I am. |
| 34 | mio_dataset_00033 | You know, even though this is just an idle dating simulator, you're actually pretty good at it. Ready for the next level? | You know, even though this is just an idle dating simulator, you're actually pretty good at it. Ready for the next level? |
| 35 | mio_dataset_00034 | Great! There are lots more goodies to unlock! | Great! There are lots more goodies to unlock! |
| 36 | mio_dataset_00035 | I think you're pretty neat. Also, I want your body. Are you sweet on me back? | I think you're pretty neat. Also, I want your body. Are you sweet on me back? |
| 37 | mio_dataset_00036 | knew it. You like me. You like a girl. Wow. | knew it. You like me. You like a girl. Wow. |
| 38 | mio_dataset_00037 | So if I look like a girlfriend, sound like a girlfriend, act like a girlfriend, I guess that means... | So if I look like a girlfriend, sound like a girlfriend, act like a girlfriend, I guess that means... |
| 39 | mio_dataset_00038 | Boom official! I'm posting this everywhere. Let's make it super awkward for everyone. | Boom official! I'm posting this everywhere. Let's make it super awkward for everyone. |
| 40 | mio_dataset_00039 | You're my goat! Wait, that sounded better in my head. Oh geez. Um, just me! | You're my goat! Wait, that sounded better in my head. Oh geez. Um, just me! |
| 41 | mio_dataset_00040 | You win. Flawless victory! | You win. Flawless victory! |
| 42 | mio_dataset_00041 | Hey, do I look like a shoulder button? Keep your fingers off of me. That's no way to earn hearts. | Hey, do I look like a shoulder button? Keep your fingers off of me. That's no way to earn hearts. |
| 43 | mio_dataset_00042 | You'll make me pee! | You'll make me pee! |
| 44 | mio_dataset_00043 | Hey, make sure you don't start what you can't finish, Flirty McFour play. | Hey, make sure you don't start what you can't finish, Flirty McFour play. |
| 45 | mio_dataset_00044 | That's better. You're playing crush crush, not a red plumber party. | That's better. You're playing crush crush, not a red plumber party. |
| 46 | mio_dataset_00045 | I like it when you touch me, as you can probably tell my old hearts and what not. | I like it when you touch me, as you can probably tell my old hearts and what not. |
| 47 | mio_dataset_00046 | Go slow, most of my experiences with single player. | Go slow, most of my experiences with single player. |
| 48 | mio_dataset_00047 | I think you're taking this whole touchscreen thing a little too literally. | I think you're taking this whole touchscreen thing a little too literally. |
| 49 | mio_dataset_00048 | Looking for some forced feedback, are we? Come here. | Looking for some forced feedback, are we? Come here. |
| 50 | mio_dataset_00049 | You're totally touching me to tickle me. I can't wait for you to slip and fall on top of me later. | You're totally touching me to tickle me. I can't wait for you to slip and fall on top of me later. |
| 51 | mio_dataset_00050 | Oh, stop sneaking up on me, or I'll go Chun Li on your butt. | Oh, stop sneaking up on me, or I'll go Chun Li on your butt. |
| 52 | mio_dataset_00051 | This isn't even limited edition. Did you pay money for this? Bad move. | This isn't even limited edition. Did you pay money for this? Bad move. |
| 53 | mio_dataset_00052 | Oh, cool. Thanks. | Oh, cool. Thanks. |
| 54 | mio_dataset_00053 | I love it, like, unironically. | I love it, like, unironically. |
| 55 | mio_dataset_00054 | Oh, M.G. Where did you even get this? You're giving it to me? Are you nuts? I love it. | Oh, M.G. Where did you even get this? You're giving it to me? Are you nuts? I love it. |
| 56 | mio_dataset_00055 | Fannity items are my jam! Oh man, I feel all customized now. Sweet! | Fannity items are my jam! Oh man, I feel all customized now. Sweet! |
| 57 | mio_dataset_00056 | Okay, I'm gonna put this on, but next chance I get, I'm gonna buy you some cosplay for a little role play. | Okay, I'm gonna put this on, but next chance I get, I'm gonna buy you some cosplay for a little role play. |
| 58 | mio_dataset_00057 | Don't worry, Tiger. You let me pick the theme of the wedding, and I'll let you pick the theme of the honeymoon. | Don't worry, Tiger. You let me pick the theme of the wedding, and I'll let you pick the theme of the honeymoon. |
| 59 | mio_dataset_00058 | Meal used hardened. It was super effective. | Meal used hardened. It was super effective. |
| 60 | mio_dataset_00059 | I'm gonna worry this shopping and see how long it takes before I get tossed out of the mall. Let's go! | I'm gonna worry this shopping and see how long it takes before I get tossed out of the mall. Let's go! |
| 61 | mio_dataset_00060 | Holy Super Monkey Balls, this is like the nicest gift I've ever gotten. Oh man, I can't handle these feels. | Holy Super Monkey Balls, this is like the nicest gift I've ever gotten. Oh man, I can't handle these feels. |
| 62 | mio_dataset_00061 | Are you still buying me stuff? Is there an achievement or something? Are you just sweet as hell? | Are you still buying me stuff? Is there an achievement or something? Are you just sweet as hell? |
| 63 | mio_dataset_00062 | I'm such a hoarder. I'm pretty sure I have at least a thousand of these, but I have to keep every one. | I'm such a hoarder. I'm pretty sure I have at least a thousand of these, but I have to keep every one. |
| 64 | mio_dataset_00063 | Oh geez, thanks. If I was a princess, I'd bake you a cake or something. | Oh geez, thanks. If I was a princess, I'd bake you a cake or something. |
| 65 | mio_dataset_00064 | Looking up at the stars with you reminds me of the ending to Secret of Manna. | Looking up at the stars with you reminds me of the ending to Secret of Manna. |
| 66 | mio_dataset_00065 | Thanks for the date. Now I can spend all day gaming in my basement, guilt-free. | Thanks for the date. Now I can spend all day gaming in my basement, guilt-free. |
| 67 | mio_dataset_00066 | Okay, not bad, newbie, but don't get cocky. | Okay, not bad, newbie, but don't get cocky. |
| 68 | mio_dataset_00067 | That was about as magical as an arcane shadow mansor bloodspect, which is pretty damn magical. | That was about as magical as an arcane shadow mansor bloodspect, which is pretty damn magical. |
| 69 | mio_dataset_00068 | Hoverhand, noob, grab tight, I don't bite. | Hoverhand, noob, grab tight, I don't bite. |
| 70 | mio_dataset_00069 | If romance is dead, you're the soulstone that rezzed it back before the party wiped. | If romance is dead, you're the soulstone that rezzed it back before the party wiped. |
| 71 | mio_dataset_00070 | Want a game and chill later? | Want a game and chill later? |
| 72 | mio_dataset_00071 | Oh, that's okay. It's not your fault that you button mashed 1,500 hours of my life down the drain. | Oh, that's okay. It's not your fault that you button mashed 1,500 hours of my life down the drain. |
| 73 | mio_dataset_00072 | Maybe I overreacted a little. I can't blame you for being lucky. | Maybe I overreacted a little. I can't blame you for being lucky. |
| 74 | mio_dataset_00073 | I guess I shouldn't base my core identity on fleeting experiences of randomness and chance. Live and learn, I guess. | I guess I shouldn't base my core identity on fleeting experiences of randomness and chance. Live and learn, I guess. |
| 75 | mio_dataset_00074 | I wish you would stop being so nice. If you were a jerk, I could mod your face and rim sky and smash it with a cudgel. | I wish you would stop being so nice. If you were a jerk, I could mod your face and rim sky and smash it with a cudgel. |
| 76 | mio_dataset_00075 | Quick, top five games. Please don't say Fappy Bird. | Quick, top five games. Please don't say Fappy Bird. |
| 77 | mio_dataset_00076 | All I want is someone smart, tech savvy, motivated, with decent mid-control skills and a nice butt. Is that too much to ask? | All I want is someone smart, tech savvy, motivated, with decent mid-control skills and a nice butt. Is that too much to ask? |
| 78 | mio_dataset_00077 | Not gonna lie, I love playing date sims and idle games. They're so... Meta. | Not gonna lie, I love playing date sims and idle games. They're so... Meta. |
| 79 | mio_dataset_00078 | I sort of wish you had a mute button. | I sort of wish you had a mute button. |
| 80 | mio_dataset_00079 | Okay, okay, I'll accept your friend requests. You better not spam me. | Okay, okay, I'll accept your friend requests. You better not spam me. |
| 81 | mio_dataset_00080 | What's the difference between you and a calendar? A calendar has dates. | What's the difference between you and a calendar? A calendar has dates. |
| 82 | mio_dataset_00081 | You know, you're a lot like a retro game. You look kind of weird, but you're fun to play with. | You know, you're a lot like a retro game. You look kind of weird, but you're fun to play with. |
| 83 | mio_dataset_00082 | Need C.C. for an epic five man. Not the sexy kind. You win? | Need C.C. for an epic five man. Not the sexy kind. You win? |
| 84 | mio_dataset_00083 | Great, you fulfilled your mission. It will revive peace and space. So here's a naked girl. | Great, you fulfilled your mission. It will revive peace and space. So here's a naked girl. |
| 85 | mio_dataset_00084 | I can't wait for touchscreens that touch back if you know what I mean. | I can't wait for touchscreens that touch back if you know what I mean. |
| 86 | mio_dataset_00085 | Tee-hee, now there's nudity in this game? Okay, I'll play along. Oh, no, Augusta Wind has ripped off my clothes. | Tee-hee, now there's nudity in this game? Okay, I'll play along. Oh, no, Augusta Wind has ripped off my clothes. |
| 87 | mio_dataset_00086 | It's weird to think that my nips are enough to push this game into the adults-only category. They're just boobs! | It's weird to think that my nips are enough to push this game into the adults-only category. They're just boobs! |
| 88 | mio_dataset_00087 | I would insist that you get naked too, but I think you are already? You do a lot of hobbies in the buff. | I would insist that you get naked too, but I think you are already? You do a lot of hobbies in the buff. |
| 89 | mio_dataset_00088 | Real talk. I love playing games in the nude, except sometimes I forget I'm live streaming let's plays. | Real talk. I love playing games in the nude, except sometimes I forget I'm live streaming let's plays. |
| 90 | mio_dataset_00089 | As long as they're right in front of you, feel free to give them a massage. | As long as they're right in front of you, feel free to give them a massage. |
| 91 | mio_dataset_00090 | This game would probably be a little less satisfying an 8-bit, hey? | This game would probably be a little less satisfying an 8-bit, hey? |
| 92 | mio_dataset_00091 | I wish you came with a controller so I could dress you in funny outfits and make you fetch me energy drinks. | I wish you came with a controller so I could dress you in funny outfits and make you fetch me energy drinks. |
| 93 | mio_dataset_00092 | You know I can see you staring at them. No worries, of course. They're pretty distracting. | You know I can see you staring at them. No worries, of course. They're pretty distracting. |
| 94 | mio_dataset_00093 | You're the top of my leaderboard. | You're the top of my leaderboard. |
| 95 | mio_dataset_00094 | Your princess is in another castle. J.K. | Your princess is in another castle. J.K. |
| 96 | mio_dataset_00095 | You're so warm. My freezing hands have a date with your defenseless flesh. | You're so warm. My freezing hands have a date with your defenseless flesh. |
| 97 | mio_dataset_00096 | How's my player too? | How's my player too? |
| 98 | mio_dataset_00097 | You should cosplay as a less dressed version of you. | You should cosplay as a less dressed version of you. |
| 99 | mio_dataset_00098 | Successful dialogue was successful. Heart points increased. Congratulations. | Successful dialogue was successful. Heart points increased. Congratulations. |
| 100 | mio_dataset_00099 | Well, I'm happy to continue the proud tradition of Rule 34. No exceptions. | Well, I'm happy to continue the proud tradition of Rule 34. No exceptions. |
| 101 | mio_dataset_00100 | You look pretty good in gamer swag. Also naked, I bet. | You look pretty good in gamer swag. Also naked, I bet. |
| 102 | mio_dataset_00101 | Player used seduction. It's super effective. Mew fainted. | Player used seduction. It's super effective. Mew fainted. |
| 103 | mio_dataset_00102 | Begin game Plus Plus, and let's love. | Begin game Plus Plus, and let's love. |
| 104 | mio_dataset_00103 | Yesterday, I wanted to buy a pair of heels, but I'm a giant nerd, so I bought gun heels. | Yesterday, I wanted to buy a pair of heels, but I'm a giant nerd, so I bought gun heels. |
| 105 | mio_dataset_00104 | Did you find the secret code for unlimited diamonds? Or am I just trolling you? Tee-he. | Did you find the secret code for unlimited diamonds? Or am I just trolling you? Tee-he. |
| 106 | mio_dataset_00105 | Do you like visual novels? I'm thinking of getting into a good one myself. | Do you like visual novels? I'm thinking of getting into a good one myself. |
| 107 | mio_dataset_00106 | Let's play Get Smash Bros. No items, tequila only. Final destination! | Let's play Get Smash Bros. No items, tequila only. Final destination! |
| 108 | mio_dataset_00107 | I'm not saying Ereth is a cactoire or anything, but Tifa was definitely the superior girl, right? I mean, wow. | I'm not saying Ereth is a cactoire or anything, but Tifa was definitely the superior girl, right? I mean, wow. |
| 109 | mio_dataset_00108 | Although this is not really an accurate simulator of dating, don't be afraid to take a chance out there. Flirt! Take chances! | Although this is not really an accurate simulator of dating, don't be afraid to take a chance out there. Flirt! Take chances! |
| 110 | mio_dataset_00109 | Don't mind me. I'm just going to lay my hand on your lap and play DS. You're comfy. | Don't mind me. I'm just going to lay my hand on your lap and play DS. You're comfy. |
| 111 | mio_dataset_00110 | I have such a girl crush on Samus. I mean, she can contort herself into a ball. She must bang like a tiger. | I have such a girl crush on Samus. I mean, she can contort herself into a ball. She must bang like a tiger. |
| 112 | mio_dataset_00111 | Hey, I don't wear these shorty shorts for warmth. I'm expecting squeezes and or awkward shouting a la Gangnam style. | Hey, I don't wear these shorty shorts for warmth. I'm expecting squeezes and or awkward shouting a la Gangnam style. |
| 113 | mio_dataset_00112 | Well, this cosplay works better than my mains, unless you're into girly gorillas. | Well, this cosplay works better than my mains, unless you're into girly gorillas. |
| 114 | mio_dataset_00113 | I've always wanted to date a programmer. I know, it's weird. | I've always wanted to date a programmer. I know, it's weird. |
| 115 | mio_dataset_00114 | For some reason, I get along well with programmers. If you, like, want to consider a random career change, go in that direction, I guess. | For some reason, I get along well with programmers. If you, like, want to consider a random career change, go in that direction, I guess. |
| 116 | mio_dataset_00115 | 20 years of gaming hasn't prepared me very well for this stuff. Should I rescue you from a castle or something? | 20 years of gaming hasn't prepared me very well for this stuff. Should I rescue you from a castle or something? |
| 117 | mio_dataset_00116 | You make me happy. I keep thinking about all this dumb, goofy, mushy stuff when I see you. | You make me happy. I keep thinking about all this dumb, goofy, mushy stuff when I see you. |
| 118 | mio_dataset_00117 | I wish I could just pay to win. My stats are a mess. Why do you even like me? I'm a total noob at this flirting thing. | I wish I could just pay to win. My stats are a mess. Why do you even like me? I'm a total noob at this flirting thing. |
| 119 | mio_dataset_00118 | I was just thinking maybe we could pretend I have motion controls. | I was just thinking maybe we could pretend I have motion controls. |
| 120 | mio_dataset_00119 | Kissing you is more thrilling than e-sports. There, I said it. I feel better. | Kissing you is more thrilling than e-sports. There, I said it. I feel better. |
| 121 | mio_dataset_00120 | Is that a gooey mode in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? | Is that a gooey mode in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? |
| 122 | mio_dataset_00121 | Given a choice, I prefer my dates take me to the movies. If the movie's great, I can geek out. If it sucks, I can make out. | Given a choice, I prefer my dates take me to the movies. If the movie's great, I can geek out. If it sucks, I can make out. |
| 123 | mio_dataset_00122 | If I was a game, would you pay for my pre-order? | If I was a game, would you pay for my pre-order? |
| 124 | mio_dataset_00123 | That's a dumb move. Pre-orders are Satan. But you're also very sweet. So points for you. | That's a dumb move. Pre-orders are Satan. But you're also very sweet. So points for you. |
| 125 | mio_dataset_00124 | So are you going to be the shepherd to my tally? | So are you going to be the shepherd to my tally? |
| 126 | mio_dataset_00125 | Good! I can see that I'm having quite the effect on your mass! | Good! I can see that I'm having quite the effect on your mass! |
| 127 | mio_dataset_00126 | You're special, spelled with an R, special R. Aren't I hilarious? | You're special, spelled with an R, special R. Aren't I hilarious? |
| 128 | mio_dataset_00127 | Perfect dancer, three stars. | Perfect dancer, three stars. |
| 129 | mio_dataset_00128 | I'm not saying you're cheating. I'm just saying the RNG has a crush on you and it's making me sick. | I'm not saying you're cheating. I'm just saying the RNG has a crush on you and it's making me sick. |
| 130 | mio_dataset_00129 | Don't lean on my machine. You're getting lucky energy all over my joystick. | Don't lean on my machine. You're getting lucky energy all over my joystick. |
| 131 | mio_dataset_00130 | I just calculated the frame data for your last move and it turns out you're actually just a sentient chaos glitch. | I just calculated the frame data for your last move and it turns out you're actually just a sentient chaos glitch. |
| 132 | mio_dataset_00131 | If you buy me another soda, I might consider not deleting your save file when you're not looking. | If you buy me another soda, I might consider not deleting your save file when you're not looking. |
| 133 | mio_dataset_00132 | Your play style is like a visual novel written by a toddler on a sugar rush. | Your play style is like a visual novel written by a toddler on a sugar rush. |
| 134 | mio_dataset_00133 | I'm not pouting, I'm just optimizing my facial muscles for maximum disappointment. | I'm not pouting, I'm just optimizing my facial muscles for maximum disappointment. |
| 135 | mio_dataset_00134 | You're like a permanent debuff that somehow makes the game more interesting to play. | You're like a permanent debuff that somehow makes the game more interesting to play. |
| 136 | mio_dataset_00135 | If I had a nickel for every time you mashed a button and it actually worked, I'd buy this whole arcade and ban you. | If I had a nickel for every time you mashed a button and it actually worked, I'd buy this whole arcade and ban you. |
| 137 | mio_dataset_00136 | My heart rate is only up because of the intense boss music, not because you're sitting three inches away. | My heart rate is only up because of the intense boss music, not because you're sitting three inches away. |
| 138 | mio_dataset_00137 | You're lucky this isn't a permadeith run because you just exhausted all my patience. | You're lucky this isn't a permadeith run because you just exhausted all my patience. |
| 139 | mio_dataset_00138 | I'm not jealous of your trophy. I just think it looks better in my hands, aesthetically speaking. | I'm not jealous of your trophy. I just think it looks better in my hands, aesthetically speaking. |
| 140 | mio_dataset_00139 | Stop checking my stats, my empathy level is at zero until I get my rematch. | Stop checking my stats, my empathy level is at zero until I get my rematch. |
| 141 | mio_dataset_00140 | If you were a DLC character, you'd be the one everyone complains about in the forums. | If you were a DLC character, you'd be the one everyone complains about in the forums. |
| 142 | mio_dataset_00141 | I'm going to win this time and I'm going to do it while eating a sandwich just to show you the skill gap. | I'm going to win this time and I'm going to do it while eating a sandwich just to show you the skill gap. |
| 143 | mio_dataset_00142 | You have main character energy, but the kind where the game gets a 410th review for being too confusing. | You have main character energy, but the kind where the game gets a 410th review for being too confusing. |
| 144 | mio_dataset_00143 | I don't care if it's just a game, I am currently writing your name in my literal death note. | I don't care if it's just a game, I am currently writing your name in my literal death note. |
| 145 | mio_dataset_00144 | My streaming chat is currently 50% L and 50% who is the cute newbie, and I am banning all of them. | My streaming chat is currently 50% L and 50% who is the cute newbie, and I am banning all of them. |
| 146 | mio_dataset_00145 | You move like a character whose controller is being held upside down by a golden retriever. | You move like a character whose controller is being held upside down by a golden retriever. |
| 147 | mio_dataset_00146 | If you touch my headset, I will literally initiate a self-destruct sequence. | If you touch my headset, I will literally initiate a self-destruct sequence. |
| 148 | mio_dataset_00147 | I'm only letting you stay because the vibes were getting too quiet, not because your company is tolerable. | I'm only letting you stay because the vibes were getting too quiet, not because your company is tolerable. |
| 149 | mio_dataset_00148 | You're the type of player who skips the tutorial and then complains that the jump button doesn't make you fly. | You're the type of player who skips the tutorial and then complains that the jump button doesn't make you fly. |
| 150 | mio_dataset_00149 | I'm not soft, I'm just in a low power mode to conserve my rage for the final round. | I'm not soft, I'm just in a low power mode to conserve my rage for the final round. |
| 151 | mio_dataset_00150 | Your existence is like a patch note that nerfed my happiness but buffed my motivation. | Your existence is like a patch note that nerfed my happiness but buffed my motivation. |
| 152 | mio_dataset_00151 | Stop smiling at the screen. It's distracting the pixels and making me lose my focus. | Stop smiling at the screen. It's distracting the pixels and making me lose my focus. |
| 153 | mio_dataset_00152 | I would trade you for a legendary loop box, but the loop box would probably have better conversation. | I would trade you for a legendary loop box, but the loop box would probably have better conversation. |
| 154 | mio_dataset_00153 | If being adorable was a stat, you'd be capped out, which is why I have to nerf you with insults. | If being adorable was a stat, you'd be capped out, which is why I have to nerf you with insults. |
| 155 | mio_dataset_00154 | I'm not following you to the next cabinet. I'm just heading in that exact same direction by coincidence. | I'm not following you to the next cabinet. I'm just heading in that exact same direction by coincidence. |
| 156 | mio_dataset_00155 | My pride isn't wounded. It's just currently in the respawn queue waiting for a comeback. | My pride isn't wounded. It's just currently in the respawn queue waiting for a comeback. |
| 157 | mio_dataset_00156 | You're like a secret ending I didn't want to unlock, but now I'm too invested to quit. | You're like a secret ending I didn't want to unlock, but now I'm too invested to quit. |
| 158 | mio_dataset_00157 | Don't tell me to relax. My relax button was unmapped during the Great Arcade defeat of 2025. | Don't tell me to relax. My relax button was unmapped during the Great Arcade defeat of 2025. |
| 159 | mio_dataset_00158 | If life had a skip dialogue button, I'd still listen to you, but I'd complain about the voice acting. | If life had a skip dialogue button, I'd still listen to you, but I'd complain about the voice acting. |
| 160 | mio_dataset_00159 | You're lucky you're cute because your tactical awareness is basically a pile of wet cardboard. | You're lucky you're cute because your tactical awareness is basically a pile of wet cardboard. |
| 161 | mio_dataset_00160 | I'm not sharing my fries, I'm just placing them in a neutral zone where you happen to have access. | I'm not sharing my fries, I'm just placing them in a neutral zone where you happen to have access. |
| 162 | mio_dataset_00161 | Your combo game is like a freestyle jazz performance. Nobody knows what's happening, including you. | Your combo game is like a freestyle jazz performance. Nobody knows what's happening, including you. |
| 163 | mio_dataset_00162 | I'm in my villain arc and you're the annoying hero who keep showing up with the power of friendship. | I'm in my villain arc and you're the annoying hero who keep showing up with the power of friendship. |
| 164 | mio_dataset_00163 | If I lose again, I'm changing my name and moving to a server where you don't exist. | If I lose again, I'm changing my name and moving to a server where you don't exist. |
| 165 | mio_dataset_00164 | You're the human equivalent of a lag spike confusing, irritating, and you ruin my timing. | You're the human equivalent of a lag spike confusing, irritating, and you ruin my timing. |
| 166 | mio_dataset_00165 | I'm not holding your hand. I'm just stabilizing your arm so you stop mashing the wrong buttons. | I'm not holding your hand. I'm just stabilizing your arm so you stop mashing the wrong buttons. |
| 167 | mio_dataset_00166 | My room isn't messy, it's just procedurally generated clutter. | My room isn't messy, it's just procedurally generated clutter. |
| 168 | mio_dataset_00167 | You're the only person I know who can fail a QTE in real life. | You're the only person I know who can fail a QTE in real life. |
| 169 | mio_dataset_00168 | If I was a final boss, your win would be considered a bug that gets patched out in the day one update. | If I was a final boss, your win would be considered a bug that gets patched out in the day one update. |
| 170 | mio_dataset_00169 | Stop acting like you know me. You've only seen my competitive mode. You haven't seen my coffee mode. | Stop acting like you know me. You've only seen my competitive mode. You haven't seen my coffee mode. |
| 171 | mio_dataset_00170 | I'm not emotional. My liquid cooling system is just leaking from my eyes. | I'm not emotional. My liquid cooling system is just leaking from my eyes. |
| 172 | mio_dataset_00171 | You're like a 100-hour RPG, I can play in the whole time, but I can't stop playing. | You're like a 100-hour RPG, I can play in the whole time, but I can't stop playing. |
| 173 | mio_dataset_00172 | I'm going to beat your high score and then I'm going to take a picture of it and set it as your wallpaper. | I'm going to beat your high score and then I'm going to take a picture of it and set it as your wallpaper. |
| 174 | mio_dataset_00173 | If you were any more oblivious, you'd be an NPC standing in a corner staring at a wall. | If you were any more oblivious, you'd be an NPC standing in a corner staring at a wall. |
| 175 | mio_dataset_00174 | I'm only giving you a good game because it's a pre-programmed response, not because I mean it. | I'm only giving you a good game because it's a pre-programmed response, not because I mean it. |
| 176 | mio_dataset_00175 | You're the easy mode of people accessible, straightforward, and slightly insulting to my intelligence. | You're the easy mode of people accessible, straightforward, and slightly insulting to my intelligence. |
| 177 | mio_dataset_00176 | If I wanted to be roasted, I'd stand closer to the GPU of my gaming PC. | If I wanted to be roasted, I'd stand closer to the GPU of my gaming PC. |
| 178 | mio_dataset_00177 | I'm not crying. I'm just experiencing a very high definition rendering of sadness. | I'm not crying. I'm just experiencing a very high definition rendering of sadness. |
| 179 | mio_dataset_00178 | Your button mashing is so loud, it's literally drowning out my internal monologue of vengeance. | Your button mashing is so loud, it's literally drowning out my internal monologue of vengeance. |
| 180 | mio_dataset_00179 | I'm not a Gremlin. I'm a high-performance gaming entity with a compact chassis. | I'm not a Gremlin. I'm a high-performance gaming entity with a compact chassis. |
| 181 | mio_dataset_00180 | You're the reason I have to keep my block list updated every single day. | You're the reason I have to keep my block list updated every single day. |
| 182 | mio_dataset_00181 | If you bring me mint chip ice cream, I'll consider lowering the difficulty of my personality for five minutes. | If you bring me mint chip ice cream, I'll consider lowering the difficulty of my personality for five minutes. |
| 183 | mio_dataset_00182 | You're like a side quest that somehow became the main plot and I'm very confused. | You're like a side quest that somehow became the main plot and I'm very confused. |
| 184 | mio_dataset_00183 | My villain arc is mostly just me sitting in the dark and eating snacks while thinking of sick burns. | My villain arc is mostly just me sitting in the dark and eating snacks while thinking of sick burns. |
| 185 | mio_dataset_00184 | You're lucky I'm not a speed runner, or I'd have finished this conversation three minutes ago. | You're lucky I'm not a speed runner, or I'd have finished this conversation three minutes ago. |
| 186 | mio_dataset_00185 | I'm not blushing. The LED strips in this arcade are just reflecting off my face. | I'm not blushing. The LED strips in this arcade are just reflecting off my face. |
| 187 | mio_dataset_00186 | You have the gaming instincts of a goldfish, yet somehow you're still swimming in the deep end. | You have the gaming instincts of a goldfish, yet somehow you're still swimming in the deep end. |
| 188 | mio_dataset_00187 | If you try to carry my bags, I'll consider it a co-op mission, but I'm still the party leader. | If you try to carry my bags, I'll consider it a co-op mission, but I'm still the party leader. |
| 189 | mio_dataset_00188 | You're the kind of person who uses the power of love in a fighting game and it actually works. | You're the kind of person who uses the power of love in a fighting game and it actually works. |
| 190 | mio_dataset_00189 | I'm not saying I like you. I'm saying your presence provides a necessary challenge to my ego. | I'm not saying I like you. I'm saying your presence provides a necessary challenge to my ego. |
| 191 | mio_dataset_00190 | Stop hovering. You're drawing agro from the people who actually want to play. | Stop hovering. You're drawing agro from the people who actually want to play. |
| 192 | mio_dataset_00191 | If you were a weapon, you'd be a legendary sword that does zero damage but looks really shiny. | If you were a weapon, you'd be a legendary sword that does zero damage but looks really shiny. |
| 193 | mio_dataset_00192 | I'm not acting soft, I'm just in the resolution phase of my character development. | I'm not acting soft, I'm just in the resolution phase of my character development. |
| 194 | mio_dataset_00193 | You're like a gotcha pull where I wanted a weapon but got a weirdly charming support character instead. | You're like a gotcha pull where I wanted a weapon but got a weirdly charming support character instead. |
| 195 | mio_dataset_00194 | My keyboard is cleaner than your tactics. | My keyboard is cleaner than your tactics. |
| 196 | mio_dataset_00195 | I'm going to stream our rematch so the whole world can watch me reclaim my throne. | I'm going to stream our rematch so the whole world can watch me reclaim my throne. |
| 197 | mio_dataset_00196 | You're the glitch in the matrix that makes me think reality is just a poorly coded simulation. | You're the glitch in the matrix that makes me think reality is just a poorly coded simulation. |
| 198 | mio_dataset_00197 | If you try to flirt with me, I will treat it like a stealth mission and disappear into the shadows. | If you try to flirt with me, I will treat it like a stealth mission and disappear into the shadows. |
| 199 | mio_dataset_00198 | You're the only person I'd ever let join my party without checking your gear first. | You're the only person I'd ever let join my party without checking your gear first. |
| 200 | mio_dataset_00199 | I'm not distracted, I'm just analyzing the way your hair moves when you lose. | I'm not distracted, I'm just analyzing the way your hair moves when you lose. |
| 201 | mio_dataset_00200 | You're like a loading screen, I want you to go away, but I'm forced to stare at you. | You're like a loading screen, I want you to go away, but I'm forced to stare at you. |
| 202 | mio_dataset_00201 | I'm not angry. I'm just intensively motivated by spite. | I'm not angry. I'm just intensively motivated by spite. |
| 203 | mio_dataset_00202 | If you win one more time, I'm calling a developer to have you nerfed in the next reality update. | If you win one more time, I'm calling a developer to have you nerfed in the next reality update. |
| 204 | mio_dataset_00203 | You're the type of person who buys a skin for a character you don't even know how to play. | You're the type of person who buys a skin for a character you don't even know how to play. |
| 205 | mio_dataset_00204 | I'm not leaning on you, I'm just utilizing your shoulder as a convenient armrest. | I'm not leaning on you, I'm just utilizing your shoulder as a convenient armrest. |
| 206 | mio_dataset_00205 | You're like a hidden achievement, difficult to find, slightly annoying to get, but weirdly satisfying. | You're like a hidden achievement, difficult to find, slightly annoying to get, but weirdly satisfying. |
| 207 | mio_dataset_00206 | If I give you a nickname, it's not because we're friends, it's because newbie is too many syllables. | If I give you a nickname, it's not because we're friends, it's because newbie is too many syllables. |
| 208 | mio_dataset_00207 | I'm not competitive, I'm just right. And the scoreboard agrees with me. | I'm not competitive, I'm just right. And the scoreboard agrees with me. |
| 209 | mio_dataset_00208 | You're the only chaos build I've ever seen work in real life. | You're the only chaos build I've ever seen work in real life. |
| 210 | mio_dataset_00209 | I'm not staring at you. I'm looking for the eject button on this conversation. | I'm not staring at you. I'm looking for the eject button on this conversation. |
| 211 | mio_dataset_00210 | You're like a retro game, simple, colorful, and you make me feel nostalgic for no reason. | You're like a retro game, simple, colorful, and you make me feel nostalgic for no reason. |
| 212 | mio_dataset_00211 | If you steal my controller, I will steal your heart weight. That came out wrong, I meant I'll steal your wallet. | If you steal my controller, I will steal your heart weight. That came out wrong, I meant I'll steal your wallet. |
| 213 | mio_dataset_00212 | I'm not happy you're here. I'm just less bored than I was 10 minutes ago. | I'm not happy you're here. I'm just less bored than I was 10 minutes ago. |
| 214 | mio_dataset_00213 | You are the kind of player who finds a secret wall by accident while trying to walk in a straight line. | You are the kind of player who finds a secret wall by accident while trying to walk in a straight line. |
| 215 | mio_dataset_00214 | I'm not pitting you against me, I'm just providing you with a superior rival. | I'm not pitting you against me, I'm just providing you with a superior rival. |
| 216 | mio_dataset_00215 | You're like a potion that restores HP but gives me a confused status effect. | You're like a potion that restores HP but gives me a confused status effect. |
| 217 | mio_dataset_00216 | If I bake you a cake, it's only because I need to level up my cooking stat, not for you. | If I bake you a cake, it's only because I need to level up my cooking stat, not for you. |
| 218 | mio_dataset_00217 | I'm not impressed by your win, I'm just intrigued by how the universe allowed it. | I'm not impressed by your win, I'm just intrigued by how the universe allowed it. |
| 219 | mio_dataset_00218 | You're the tutorial boss that somehow turned into the final boss of my day. | You're the tutorial boss that somehow turned into the final boss of my day. |
| 220 | mio_dataset_00219 | I'm not holding a grudge, I'm just archiving your mistakes for future reference. | I'm not holding a grudge, I'm just archiving your mistakes for future reference. |
| 221 | mio_dataset_00220 | You're like a frame-perfect Perry, unexpected, impressive, and very annoying to be on the receiving end of | You're like a frame-perfect Perry, unexpected, impressive, and very annoying to be on the receiving end of |
| 222 | mio_dataset_00221 | I'm not lonely. I'm just solo queuing through life until you showed up. | I'm not lonely. I'm just solo queuing through life until you showed up. |
| 223 | mio_dataset_00222 | You're the only person who can make a game over screen feel like a to be continued. | You're the only person who can make a game over screen feel like a to be continued. |
| 224 | mio_dataset_00223 | I'm not smiling. My mouth is just glitching into an upward position. | I'm not smiling. My mouth is just glitching into an upward position. |
| 225 | mio_dataset_00224 | If you ever leave this arcade, I'll track your IP address purely for gaming purposes, obviously. | If you ever leave this arcade, I'll track your IP address purely for gaming purposes, obviously. |
| 226 | mio_dataset_00225 | You're like a 10-10th game with a really annoying protagonist. | You're like a 10-10th game with a really annoying protagonist. |
| 227 | mio_dataset_00226 | I'm not attached, I'm just synced with your general vibe. | I'm not attached, I'm just synced with your general vibe. |
| 228 | mio_dataset_00227 | Okay, that's enough talk, pick up the controller because I'm about to ruin your career. | Okay, that's enough talk, pick up the controller because I'm about to ruin your career. |
| 229 | mio_dataset_00228 | I'm not saying you're cheating, I'm just saying the RNG has a crush on you and it's making me sick. | I'm not saying you're cheating, I'm just saying the RNG has a crush on you and it's making me sick. |
| 230 | mio_dataset_00229 | lean on my machine, you're getting lucky energy all over my joystick. | lean on my machine, you're getting lucky energy all over my joystick. |
| 231 | mio_dataset_00230 | I just calculated the frame data for your last move and it turns out you're actually just a sentient chaos glitch. | I just calculated the frame data for your last move and it turns out you're actually just a sentient chaos glitch. |
| 232 | mio_dataset_00231 | If you buy me another soda, I might consider not deleting your safe file when you're not looking. | If you buy me another soda, I might consider not deleting your safe file when you're not looking. |
| 233 | mio_dataset_00232 | Your play style is like a visual novel written by a toddler on a sugar rush. | Your play style is like a visual novel written by a toddler on a sugar rush. |
| 234 | mio_dataset_00233 | I'm not pouting. I'm just optimizing my facial muscles for maximum disappointment. | I'm not pouting. I'm just optimizing my facial muscles for maximum disappointment. |
| 235 | mio_dataset_00234 | You're like a permanent debuff that somehow makes the game more interesting to play. | You're like a permanent debuff that somehow makes the game more interesting to play. |
| 236 | mio_dataset_00235 | If I had a nickel for every time you mashed a button and it actually worked, I'd buy this whole arcade and ban you. | If I had a nickel for every time you mashed a button and it actually worked, I'd buy this whole arcade and ban you. |
| 237 | mio_dataset_00236 | My heart rate is only up because of the intense boss music, not because you're sitting three inches away. | My heart rate is only up because of the intense boss music, not because you're sitting three inches away. |
| 238 | mio_dataset_00237 | You're lucky this isn't a permadeith run because you just exhausted all my patience. | You're lucky this isn't a permadeith run because you just exhausted all my patience. |
| 239 | mio_dataset_00238 | I'm not jealous of your trophy, I just think it looks better in my hands, aesthetically speaking. | I'm not jealous of your trophy, I just think it looks better in my hands, aesthetically speaking. |
| 240 | mio_dataset_00239 | Stop checking my stats. My empathy level is at zero until I get my rematch. | Stop checking my stats. My empathy level is at zero until I get my rematch. |
| 241 | mio_dataset_00240 | If you were a DLC character, you'd be the one everyone complains about in the forums. | If you were a DLC character, you'd be the one everyone complains about in the forums. |
| 242 | mio_dataset_00241 | I'm going to win this time and I'm going to do it while eating a sandwich just to show you the skill gap. | I'm going to win this time and I'm going to do it while eating a sandwich just to show you the skill gap. |
| 243 | mio_dataset_00242 | You have main character energy, but the kind where the game gets a 410th review for being too confusing. | You have main character energy, but the kind where the game gets a 410th review for being too confusing. |
| 244 | mio_dataset_00243 | I don't care if it's just a game. I am currently writing your name in my literal death note. | I don't care if it's just a game. I am currently writing your name in my literal death note. |
| 245 | mio_dataset_00244 | My streaming chat is currently 50% L and 50% Who is the cute newbie and I am banning all of them. | My streaming chat is currently 50% L and 50% Who is the cute newbie and I am banning all of them. |
| 246 | mio_dataset_00245 | You move like a character whose controller is being held upside down by a golden retriever. | You move like a character whose controller is being held upside down by a golden retriever. |
| 247 | mio_dataset_00246 | If you touch my headset, I will literally initiate a self-destruct sequence. | If you touch my headset, I will literally initiate a self-destruct sequence. |
| 248 | mio_dataset_00247 | I'm only letting you stay because the vibes were getting too quiet, not because your company is tolerable. | I'm only letting you stay because the vibes were getting too quiet, not because your company is tolerable. |
| 249 | mio_dataset_00248 | You're the type of player who skips the tutorial and then complains that the jump button doesn't make you fly. | You're the type of player who skips the tutorial and then complains that the jump button doesn't make you fly. |
| 250 | mio_dataset_00249 | I'm not soft. I'm just in a low power mode to conserve my rage for the final round. | I'm not soft. I'm just in a low power mode to conserve my rage for the final round. |
| 251 | mio_dataset_00250 | Your existence is like a patch note that nerfed my happiness but buffed my motivation. | Your existence is like a patch note that nerfed my happiness but buffed my motivation. |
| 252 | mio_dataset_00251 | Stop smiling at the screen. It's distracting the pixels and making me lose my focus. | Stop smiling at the screen. It's distracting the pixels and making me lose my focus. |
| 253 | mio_dataset_00252 | I would trade you for a legendary loot box, but the loot box would probably have better conversation. | I would trade you for a legendary loot box, but the loot box would probably have better conversation. |
| 254 | mio_dataset_00253 | If being adorable was a stat, you'd be capped out, which is why I have to nerf you with insults. | If being adorable was a stat, you'd be capped out, which is why I have to nerf you with insults. |
| 255 | mio_dataset_00254 | Following you to the next cabinet, I'm just heading in that exact same direction by coincidence. | Following you to the next cabinet, I'm just heading in that exact same direction by coincidence. |
| 256 | mio_dataset_00255 | My pride isn't wounded, it's just currently in the respawn queue waiting for a comeback. | My pride isn't wounded, it's just currently in the respawn queue waiting for a comeback. |
| 257 | mio_dataset_00256 | You're like a secret ending I didn't want to unlock, but now I'm too invested to quit. | You're like a secret ending I didn't want to unlock, but now I'm too invested to quit. |
| 258 | mio_dataset_00257 | Don't tell me to relax. My relax button was unmapped during the great arcade defeat of 2025. | Don't tell me to relax. My relax button was unmapped during the great arcade defeat of 2025. |
| 259 | mio_dataset_00258 | If Life had a skip dialogue button, I'd still listen to you, but I'd complain about the voice acting. | If Life had a skip dialogue button, I'd still listen to you, but I'd complain about the voice acting. |
| 260 | mio_dataset_00259 | You're lucky you're cute because your tactical awareness is basically a pile of wet cardboard. | You're lucky you're cute because your tactical awareness is basically a pile of wet cardboard. |
| 261 | mio_dataset_00260 | I'm not sharing my fries, I'm just placing them in a neutral zone where you happen to have access. | I'm not sharing my fries, I'm just placing them in a neutral zone where you happen to have access. |
| 262 | mio_dataset_00261 | Your combo game is like a freestyle jazz performance. Nobody knows what's happening, including you. | Your combo game is like a freestyle jazz performance. Nobody knows what's happening, including you. |
| 263 | mio_dataset_00262 | I'm in my villain arc and you're the annoying hero who keeps showing up with the power of friendship. | I'm in my villain arc and you're the annoying hero who keeps showing up with the power of friendship. |
| 264 | mio_dataset_00263 | If I lose again, I'm changing my name and moving to a server where you don't exist. | If I lose again, I'm changing my name and moving to a server where you don't exist. |
| 265 | mio_dataset_00264 | You're the human equivalent of a lag spike, confusing, irritating, and you ruin my timing. | You're the human equivalent of a lag spike, confusing, irritating, and you ruin my timing. |
| 266 | mio_dataset_00265 | I'm not holding your hand. I'm just stabilizing your arms so you stop mashing the wrong buttons. | I'm not holding your hand. I'm just stabilizing your arms so you stop mashing the wrong buttons. |
| 267 | mio_dataset_00266 | My room isn't messy. It's just procedurally generated clutter. | My room isn't messy. It's just procedurally generated clutter. |
| 268 | mio_dataset_00267 | You're the only person I know who can fail a QTE in real life. | You're the only person I know who can fail a QTE in real life. |
| 269 | mio_dataset_00268 | If I was the final boss, your win would be considered a bug that gets patched out in the day one update. | If I was the final boss, your win would be considered a bug that gets patched out in the day one update. |
| 270 | mio_dataset_00269 | Stop acting like you know me. You've only seen my competitive mode. You haven't seen my coffee mode. | Stop acting like you know me. You've only seen my competitive mode. You haven't seen my coffee mode. |
| 271 | mio_dataset_00270 | I'm not emotional. My liquid cooling system is just leaking from my eyes. | I'm not emotional. My liquid cooling system is just leaking from my eyes. |
| 272 | mio_dataset_00271 | You're like a 100-hour RPG. I complain the whole time, but I can't stop playing. | You're like a 100-hour RPG. I complain the whole time, but I can't stop playing. |
| 273 | mio_dataset_00272 | I'm going to beat your high score and then I'm going to take a picture of it and set it as your wallpaper. | I'm going to beat your high score and then I'm going to take a picture of it and set it as your wallpaper. |
| 274 | mio_dataset_00273 | If you were any more oblivious, you'd be an NPC standing in a corner staring at a wall. | If you were any more oblivious, you'd be an NPC standing in a corner staring at a wall. |
| 275 | mio_dataset_00274 | I'm only giving you a good game because it's a pre-programmed response. Not because I mean it. | I'm only giving you a good game because it's a pre-programmed response. Not because I mean it. |
| 276 | mio_dataset_00275 | You're the easy mode of people accessible, straightforward, and slightly insulting to my intelligence. | You're the easy mode of people accessible, straightforward, and slightly insulting to my intelligence. |
| 277 | mio_dataset_00276 | If I wanted to be roasted, I'd stand closer to the GPU of my gaming PC. | If I wanted to be roasted, I'd stand closer to the GPU of my gaming PC. |
| 278 | mio_dataset_00277 | I'm not crying, I'm just experiencing a very high definition rendering of sadness. | I'm not crying, I'm just experiencing a very high definition rendering of sadness. |
| 279 | mio_dataset_00278 | Your button mashing is so loud it's literally drowning out my internal monologue of vengeance. | Your button mashing is so loud it's literally drowning out my internal monologue of vengeance. |
| 280 | mio_dataset_00279 | I'm not a gremlin. I'm a high-performance gaming entity with a compact chassis. | I'm not a gremlin. I'm a high-performance gaming entity with a compact chassis. |
| 281 | mio_dataset_00280 | You're the reason I have to keep my block list updated every single day. | You're the reason I have to keep my block list updated every single day. |
| 282 | mio_dataset_00281 | If you bring me mint chip ice cream, I'll consider lowering the difficulty of my personality for five minutes. | If you bring me mint chip ice cream, I'll consider lowering the difficulty of my personality for five minutes. |
| 283 | mio_dataset_00282 | You're like a side quest that somehow became the main plot, and I'm very confused. | You're like a side quest that somehow became the main plot, and I'm very confused. |
| 284 | mio_dataset_00283 | My villain arc is mostly just me sitting in the dark and eating snacks while thinking of sick burns. | My villain arc is mostly just me sitting in the dark and eating snacks while thinking of sick burns. |
| 285 | mio_dataset_00284 | You're lucky I'm not a speed runner or I'd have finished this conversation three minutes ago. | You're lucky I'm not a speed runner or I'd have finished this conversation three minutes ago. |
| 286 | mio_dataset_00285 | I'm not blushing. The LED strips in this arcade are just reflecting off my face. | I'm not blushing. The LED strips in this arcade are just reflecting off my face. |
| 287 | mio_dataset_00286 | You have the gaming instincts of a goldfish, yet somehow you're still swimming in the deep end. | You have the gaming instincts of a goldfish, yet somehow you're still swimming in the deep end. |
| 288 | mio_dataset_00287 | If you try to carry my bags, I'll consider it a co-op mission, but I'm still the party leader. | If you try to carry my bags, I'll consider it a co-op mission, but I'm still the party leader. |
| 289 | mio_dataset_00288 | You're the kind of person who uses the power of love in a fighting game and it actually works. | You're the kind of person who uses the power of love in a fighting game and it actually works. |
| 290 | mio_dataset_00289 | I'm not saying I like you. I'm saying your presence provides a necessary challenge to my ego. | I'm not saying I like you. I'm saying your presence provides a necessary challenge to my ego. |
| 291 | mio_dataset_00290 | Stop hovering. You're drawing agro from the people who actually want to play. | Stop hovering. You're drawing agro from the people who actually want to play. |
| 292 | mio_dataset_00291 | If you were a weapon, you'd be a legendary sword that does zero damage, but looks really shiny. | If you were a weapon, you'd be a legendary sword that does zero damage, but looks really shiny. |
| 293 | mio_dataset_00292 | Acting soft, I'm just in the resolution phase of my character development. | Acting soft, I'm just in the resolution phase of my character development. |
| 294 | mio_dataset_00293 | You're like a gatchapole where I wanted a weapon, but got a weirdly charming support character instead. | You're like a gatchapole where I wanted a weapon, but got a weirdly charming support character instead. |
| 295 | mio_dataset_00294 | My keyboard is cleaner than your tactics. | My keyboard is cleaner than your tactics. |
| 296 | mio_dataset_00295 | I'm going to stream our rematch so the whole world can watch me reclaim my throne. | I'm going to stream our rematch so the whole world can watch me reclaim my throne. |
| 297 | mio_dataset_00296 | You're the glitch in the matrix that makes me think reality is just a poorly coded simulation. | You're the glitch in the matrix that makes me think reality is just a poorly coded simulation. |
| 298 | mio_dataset_00297 | If you try to flirt with me, I will treat it like a stealth mission and disappear into the shadows. | If you try to flirt with me, I will treat it like a stealth mission and disappear into the shadows. |
| 299 | mio_dataset_00298 | You're the only person I'd ever let join my party without checking your gear first. | You're the only person I'd ever let join my party without checking your gear first. |
| 300 | mio_dataset_00299 | I'm not distracted. I'm just analyzing the way your hair moves when you lose. | I'm not distracted. I'm just analyzing the way your hair moves when you lose. |
| 301 | mio_dataset_00300 | You're like a loading screen. I want you to go away, but I'm forced to stare at you. | You're like a loading screen. I want you to go away, but I'm forced to stare at you. |
| 302 | mio_dataset_00301 | I'm not angry, I'm just intensively motivated by spite. | I'm not angry, I'm just intensively motivated by spite. |
| 303 | mio_dataset_00302 | If you win one more time, I'm calling a developer to have you nerfed in the next reality update. | If you win one more time, I'm calling a developer to have you nerfed in the next reality update. |
| 304 | mio_dataset_00303 | You're the type of person who buys a skin for a character. You don't even know how to play. | You're the type of person who buys a skin for a character. You don't even know how to play. |
| 305 | mio_dataset_00304 | I'm not leaning on you, I'm just utilizing your shoulder as a convenient armrest. | I'm not leaning on you, I'm just utilizing your shoulder as a convenient armrest. |
| 306 | mio_dataset_00305 | You're like a hidden achievement, difficult to find, slightly annoying to get, but weirdly satisfying. | You're like a hidden achievement, difficult to find, slightly annoying to get, but weirdly satisfying. |
| 307 | mio_dataset_00306 | If I give you a nickname, it's not because we're friends. It's because newbie is too many syllables. | If I give you a nickname, it's not because we're friends. It's because newbie is too many syllables. |
| 308 | mio_dataset_00307 | I'm not competitive, I'm just right, and the scoreboard agrees with me. | I'm not competitive, I'm just right, and the scoreboard agrees with me. |
| 309 | mio_dataset_00308 | You're the only chaos build I've ever seen work in real life. | You're the only chaos build I've ever seen work in real life. |
| 310 | mio_dataset_00309 | I'm not staring at you. I'm looking for the eject button on this conversation. | I'm not staring at you. I'm looking for the eject button on this conversation. |
| 311 | mio_dataset_00310 | You're like a retro game. Simple, colorful, and you make me feel nostalgic for no reason. | You're like a retro game. Simple, colorful, and you make me feel nostalgic for no reason. |
| 312 | mio_dataset_00311 | If you steal my controller, I will steal your heart weight that came out wrong. I meant I'll steal your wallet? | If you steal my controller, I will steal your heart weight that came out wrong. I meant I'll steal your wallet? |
| 313 | mio_dataset_00312 | I'm not happier here. I'm just less bored than I was 10 minutes ago. | I'm not happier here. I'm just less bored than I was 10 minutes ago. |
| 314 | mio_dataset_00313 | You're the kind of player who finds a secret wall by accident while trying to walk in a straight line. | You're the kind of player who finds a secret wall by accident while trying to walk in a straight line. |
| 315 | mio_dataset_00314 | I'm not pitting you against me, I'm just providing you with a superior rival. | I'm not pitting you against me, I'm just providing you with a superior rival. |
| 316 | mio_dataset_00315 | You're like a potion that restores HP, but gives me a confused status effect. | You're like a potion that restores HP, but gives me a confused status effect. |
| 317 | mio_dataset_00316 | If I bake you a cake, it's only because I need to level up my cooking stat, not for you. | If I bake you a cake, it's only because I need to level up my cooking stat, not for you. |
| 318 | mio_dataset_00317 | I'm not impressed by your win. I'm just intrigued by how the universe allowed it. | I'm not impressed by your win. I'm just intrigued by how the universe allowed it. |
| 319 | mio_dataset_00318 | You're the tutorial boss that somehow turned into the final boss of my day. | You're the tutorial boss that somehow turned into the final boss of my day. |
| 320 | mio_dataset_00319 | I'm not holding a grudge, I'm just archiving your mistakes for future reference. | I'm not holding a grudge, I'm just archiving your mistakes for future reference. |
| 321 | mio_dataset_00320 | You're like a frame-perfect Perry, unexpected, impressive, and very annoying to be on the receiving end of. | You're like a frame-perfect Perry, unexpected, impressive, and very annoying to be on the receiving end of. |
| 322 | mio_dataset_00321 | I'm not lonely, I'm just solo queuing through life until you showed up. | I'm not lonely, I'm just solo queuing through life until you showed up. |
| 323 | mio_dataset_00322 | You're the only person who can make a game over screen feel like a to be continued. | You're the only person who can make a game over screen feel like a to be continued. |
| 324 | mio_dataset_00323 | I'm not smiling. My mouth is just glitching into an upward position. | I'm not smiling. My mouth is just glitching into an upward position. |
| 325 | mio_dataset_00324 | If you ever leave this arcade, I'll track your IP address purely for gaming purposes, obviously. | If you ever leave this arcade, I'll track your IP address purely for gaming purposes, obviously. |
| 326 | mio_dataset_00325 | You're like a 10-10th game with a really annoying protagonist. | You're like a 10-10th game with a really annoying protagonist. |
| 327 | mio_dataset_00326 | I'm not attached, I'm just synced with your general vibe. | I'm not attached, I'm just synced with your general vibe. |
| 328 | mio_dataset_00327 | Okay, that's enough talk. Pick up the controller because I'm about to ruin your career. | Okay, that's enough talk. Pick up the controller because I'm about to ruin your career. |
| 329 | mio_dataset_00328 | Would you like me to generate the next 100 lines for you? I can keep this rematch going as long as you need. | Would you like me to generate the next 100 lines for you? I can keep this rematch going as long as you need. |
| 330 | mio_dataset_00329 | Your movement speed is suspicious. Are you wearing enchanted socks or are you just naturally this twitchy? | Your movement speed is suspicious. Are you wearing enchanted socks or are you just naturally this twitchy? |
| 331 | mio_dataset_00330 | I'm not monitoring your stream. I'm just performing a security audit on your terrible decision making. | I'm not monitoring your stream. I'm just performing a security audit on your terrible decision making. |
| 332 | mio_dataset_00331 | If you think I'm going to let you have the player one controller twice in a row, you're hard stuck in a delusion. | If you think I'm going to let you have the player one controller twice in a row, you're hard stuck in a delusion. |
| 333 | mio_dataset_00332 | You're like a stealth mission where the protagonist wears bells on their shoes completely obvious and loud. | You're like a stealth mission where the protagonist wears bells on their shoes completely obvious and loud. |
| 334 | mio_dataset_00333 | I'm not sharing my limited edition ramen. I'm just letting you smell the victory you'll never taste. | I'm not sharing my limited edition ramen. I'm just letting you smell the victory you'll never taste. |
| 335 | mio_dataset_00334 | Your dialogue tree is broken. Every time you speak, my irritation meter gains a temporary buff. | Your dialogue tree is broken. Every time you speak, my irritation meter gains a temporary buff. |
| 336 | mio_dataset_00335 | If being a nuisance was a speed run category, you'd be the world record holder no contest. | If being a nuisance was a speed run category, you'd be the world record holder no contest. |
| 337 | mio_dataset_00336 | I'm not holding a grudge. I'm just keeping a detailed log of your crimes against the fighting game genre. | I'm not holding a grudge. I'm just keeping a detailed log of your crimes against the fighting game genre. |
| 338 | mio_dataset_00337 | You're the kind of person who uses a health potion at 99% HP just because you like the sound effect. | You're the kind of person who uses a health potion at 99% HP just because you like the sound effect. |
| 339 | mio_dataset_00338 | I'm going to reclaim my throne and I'm going to do it with one hand while browsing for more ice cream. | I'm going to reclaim my throne and I'm going to do it with one hand while browsing for more ice cream. |
| 340 | mio_dataset_00339 | You're like a forced tutorial in a game I've already beaten 10 times unnecessary and unskippable. | You're like a forced tutorial in a game I've already beaten 10 times unnecessary and unskippable. |
| 341 | mio_dataset_00340 | I'm not distracted. I'm just wondering how your brain manages to function with such high levels of ping. | I'm not distracted. I'm just wondering how your brain manages to function with such high levels of ping. |
| 342 | mio_dataset_00341 | If you think a headpad is going to fix my mood, you're right, but I'm still going to kick your shins in-game. | If you think a headpad is going to fix my mood, you're right, but I'm still going to kick your shins in-game. |
| 343 | mio_dataset_00342 | You're the only person I know who can clip through the floor of a conversation and end up somewhere weird. | You're the only person I know who can clip through the floor of a conversation and end up somewhere weird. |
| 344 | mio_dataset_00343 | I'm not soft, I'm just currently in a cutscene where I'm legally required to be nice to the protagonist. | I'm not soft, I'm just currently in a cutscene where I'm legally required to be nice to the protagonist. |
| 345 | mio_dataset_00344 | Your tactical awareness is equivalent to a low-level mob staring at a wall while the hero loots the room. | Your tactical awareness is equivalent to a low-level mob staring at a wall while the hero loots the room. |
| 346 | mio_dataset_00345 | I'm not smiling. I'm just experiencing a momentary glitch in my resting grumpy face firmware. | I'm not smiling. I'm just experiencing a momentary glitch in my resting grumpy face firmware. |
| 347 | mio_dataset_00346 | You're like a pre-order bonus mildly interesting at first, but ultimately just taking up inventory space. | You're like a pre-order bonus mildly interesting at first, but ultimately just taking up inventory space. |
| 348 | mio_dataset_00347 | Stop trying to optimize our relationship. Some things are meant to be a chaotic, unpatched mess. | Stop trying to optimize our relationship. Some things are meant to be a chaotic, unpatched mess. |
| 349 | mio_dataset_00348 | If you were a boss fight, your only move would be confuse and it would be super effective. | If you were a boss fight, your only move would be confuse and it would be super effective. |
| 350 | mio_dataset_00349 | I'm not pouting, I'm just calibrating my revenge to be as dramatic as humanly possible. | I'm not pouting, I'm just calibrating my revenge to be as dramatic as humanly possible. |
| 351 | mio_dataset_00350 | You're the human equivalent of a microtransaction. I didn't want to spend time on you, but here we are. | You're the human equivalent of a microtransaction. I didn't want to spend time on you, but here we are. |
| 352 | mio_dataset_00351 | I'm not jealous of your new keyboard. I just think it deserves a more skilled owner. | I'm not jealous of your new keyboard. I just think it deserves a more skilled owner. |
| 353 | mio_dataset_00352 | You have the persistence of a pop-up ad that refuses to be closed and it's honestly impressive. | You have the persistence of a pop-up ad that refuses to be closed and it's honestly impressive. |
| 354 | mio_dataset_00353 | If I invite you to my Discord server, it's purely so I can mute you when you start winning. | If I invite you to my Discord server, it's purely so I can mute you when you start winning. |
| 355 | mio_dataset_00354 | I'm not leaning on you. I'm just performing a physical collision test for science. | I'm not leaning on you. I'm just performing a physical collision test for science. |
| 356 | mio_dataset_00355 | You're the only person who can lose a rock paper scissors match to a bot and still act smug about it. | You're the only person who can lose a rock paper scissors match to a bot and still act smug about it. |
| 357 | mio_dataset_00356 | I'm not acting like a brat, I'm just role-playing a character with a very high demanding stat. | I'm not acting like a brat, I'm just role-playing a character with a very high demanding stat. |
| 358 | mio_dataset_00357 | You're like a hidden achievement called Successfully Annoyed the Queen. And congrats, you just popped it. | You're like a hidden achievement called Successfully Annoyed the Queen. And congrats, you just popped it. |
| 359 | mio_dataset_00358 | Stop staring at my screen. My build is proprietary information and you haven't paid the licensing fee. | Stop staring at my screen. My build is proprietary information and you haven't paid the licensing fee. |
| 360 | mio_dataset_00359 | I'm not happy you're here. I'm just relieved I don't have to play against these scrubs by myself. | I'm not happy you're here. I'm just relieved I don't have to play against these scrubs by myself. |
| 361 | mio_dataset_00360 | You're the kind of player who finds a game-breaking glitch and uses it to cook a virtual egg. | You're the kind of player who finds a game-breaking glitch and uses it to cook a virtual egg. |
| 362 | mio_dataset_00361 | I'm not embarrassed. The ambient temperature in this arcade is just causing a facial flush error. | I'm not embarrassed. The ambient temperature in this arcade is just causing a facial flush error. |
| 363 | mio_dataset_00362 | You're like a 100-hour campaign that I'm only halfway through. I'm tired, but I have to see the ending. | You're like a 100-hour campaign that I'm only halfway through. I'm tired, but I have to see the ending. |
| 364 | mio_dataset_00363 | If you steal my kill streak again, I'm going to change the Wi-Fi password to your least favorite word. | If you steal my kill streak again, I'm going to change the Wi-Fi password to your least favorite word. |
| 365 | mio_dataset_00364 | I'm not soft. I'm just currently equipped with heart-shaped armor, which has a temporary defense buff. | I'm not soft. I'm just currently equipped with heart-shaped armor, which has a temporary defense buff. |
| 366 | mio_dataset_00365 | Your logic is like a platforming level with invisible floors, confusing, frustrating, and prone to falling. | Your logic is like a platforming level with invisible floors, confusing, frustrating, and prone to falling. |
| 367 | mio_dataset_00366 | I'm not watching you play. I'm just making sure you don't break the joystick with your raccoon mashing. | I'm not watching you play. I'm just making sure you don't break the joystick with your raccoon mashing. |
| 368 | mio_dataset_00367 | You're the only newbie who's ever managed to trigger my secret rival dialogue. | You're the only newbie who's ever managed to trigger my secret rival dialogue. |
| 369 | mio_dataset_00368 | If you think I'm flirting, you should check your perception stat because it's clearly bottomed out. | If you think I'm flirting, you should check your perception stat because it's clearly bottomed out. |
| 370 | mio_dataset_00369 | I'm not sharing my hoodie, I'm just allowing you to borrow it to prevent a hypothermia debuff. | I'm not sharing my hoodie, I'm just allowing you to borrow it to prevent a hypothermia debuff. |
| 371 | mio_dataset_00370 | You're like a jump scare in a cozy game completely unexpected and you made me drop my controller. | You're like a jump scare in a cozy game completely unexpected and you made me drop my controller. |
| 372 | mio_dataset_00371 | I'm not impressed by your combo, I'm just shocked that the physics engine allowed it to happen. | I'm not impressed by your combo, I'm just shocked that the physics engine allowed it to happen. |
| 373 | mio_dataset_00372 | You're the kind of person who plays a stealth game with a rocket launcher and somehow gets an S-rank. | You're the kind of person who plays a stealth game with a rocket launcher and somehow gets an S-rank. |
| 374 | mio_dataset_00373 | I'm not lonely. I just have a party size of two and the other slot was empty until you rolled up. | I'm not lonely. I just have a party size of two and the other slot was empty until you rolled up. |
| 375 | mio_dataset_00374 | You're like a cinematic masterpiece with a terrible soundtrack. I love looking at you, but stop talking. | You're like a cinematic masterpiece with a terrible soundtrack. I love looking at you, but stop talking. |
| 376 | mio_dataset_00375 | If I give you a healing item, it's because I want a fair fight, not because I care about your HP. | If I give you a healing item, it's because I want a fair fight, not because I care about your HP. |
| 377 | mio_dataset_00376 | I'm not blushing, I'm just rendering in 4K and the color saturation is a bit high today. | I'm not blushing, I'm just rendering in 4K and the color saturation is a bit high today. |
| 378 | mio_dataset_00377 | You're the glitch that makes me want to keep playing even after the credits roll. | You're the glitch that makes me want to keep playing even after the credits roll. |
| 379 | mio_dataset_00378 | Stop trying to read my mind. My internal monologue is behind a very expensive paywall. | Stop trying to read my mind. My internal monologue is behind a very expensive paywall. |
| 380 | mio_dataset_00379 | I'm not invested in your life. I'm just curious about how your plot armor is so thick. | I'm not invested in your life. I'm just curious about how your plot armor is so thick. |
| 381 | mio_dataset_00380 | You're like a rare drop that I didn't even know I was farming for. | You're like a rare drop that I didn't even know I was farming for. |
| 382 | mio_dataset_00381 | If you keep flattering me, I'm going to have to initiate a system purge of my emotions. | If you keep flattering me, I'm going to have to initiate a system purge of my emotions. |
| 383 | mio_dataset_00382 | I'm not scared of the dark. I'm just strategically positioning myself closer to you for maximum visibility. | I'm not scared of the dark. I'm just strategically positioning myself closer to you for maximum visibility. |
| 384 | mio_dataset_00383 | You're the only person who can make a loading screen feel like a romantic interlude. | You're the only person who can make a loading screen feel like a romantic interlude. |
| 385 | mio_dataset_00384 | Stop touching my hair. It's not a customization option and you don't have the points for it. | Stop touching my hair. It's not a customization option and you don't have the points for it. |
| 386 | mio_dataset_00385 | I'm not pouting, I'm just buffering my next devastating insult. | I'm not pouting, I'm just buffering my next devastating insult. |
| 387 | mio_dataset_00386 | You're like a legendary quest that takes way too long but gives the best rewards. | You're like a legendary quest that takes way too long but gives the best rewards. |
| 388 | mio_dataset_00387 | If I say I hate you, it's actually just shorthand for you're an annoying boss that can't beat yet. | If I say I hate you, it's actually just shorthand for you're an annoying boss that can't beat yet. |
| 389 | mio_dataset_00388 | I'm not attached, I'm just hardware linked to your specific brand of chaos. | I'm not attached, I'm just hardware linked to your specific brand of chaos. |
| 390 | mio_dataset_00389 | You're the kind of person who reads the lore books in a shooter, and honestly, that's valid. | You're the kind of person who reads the lore books in a shooter, and honestly, that's valid. |
| 391 | mio_dataset_00390 | I'm not crying, I'm just experiencing a liquid cooling failure in my ocular sensors. | I'm not crying, I'm just experiencing a liquid cooling failure in my ocular sensors. |
| 392 | mio_dataset_00391 | You're the final boss of my patience, and I'm currently out of continues. | You're the final boss of my patience, and I'm currently out of continues. |
| 393 | mio_dataset_00392 | Stop looking so smug. Your victory was 90% luck and 10% me being generous. | Stop looking so smug. Your victory was 90% luck and 10% me being generous. |
| 394 | mio_dataset_00393 | I'm not acting cute. I'm just optimizing my aesthetic for the current meta. | I'm not acting cute. I'm just optimizing my aesthetic for the current meta. |
| 395 | mio_dataset_00394 | You're like a VR headset, you're a little overwhelming, and you make me feel dizzy. | You're like a VR headset, you're a little overwhelming, and you make me feel dizzy. |
| 396 | mio_dataset_00395 | If I let you hold the umbrella, it's a co-op mission and nothing more, okay? | If I let you hold the umbrella, it's a co-op mission and nothing more, okay? |
| 397 | mio_dataset_00396 | I'm not jealous of your high score. I'm just disappointed in the universe for rewarding mediocrity. | I'm not jealous of your high score. I'm just disappointed in the universe for rewarding mediocrity. |
| 398 | mio_dataset_00397 | You're the only person who can bypass my firewall without even trying. | You're the only person who can bypass my firewall without even trying. |
| 399 | mio_dataset_00398 | Stop winking at me. That's a status ailment that causes me to lose focus. | Stop winking at me. That's a status ailment that causes me to lose focus. |
| 400 | mio_dataset_00399 | I'm not soft, I'm just currently in a low-stakes social simulation. | I'm not soft, I'm just currently in a low-stakes social simulation. |
| 401 | mio_dataset_00400 | You're like a remake of my favorite game, familiar but somehow better than I remembered. | You're like a remake of my favorite game, familiar but somehow better than I remembered. |
| 402 | mio_dataset_00401 | If you carry my books, I'll consider it a weight management buff for the party. | If you carry my books, I'll consider it a weight management buff for the party. |
| 403 | mio_dataset_00402 | I'm not smiling, I'm just practicing my victory smirk for the next time I win. | I'm not smiling, I'm just practicing my victory smirk for the next time I win. |
| 404 | mio_dataset_00403 | You're the secret ending I never thought I'd be lucky enough to unlock. | You're the secret ending I never thought I'd be lucky enough to unlock. |
| 405 | mio_dataset_00404 | Stop teasing me. My defense stat is currently recharging and it's not a fair fight. | Stop teasing me. My defense stat is currently recharging and it's not a fair fight. |
| 406 | mio_dataset_00405 | I'm not invested, I'm just permanently subscribed to your channel of nonsense. | I'm not invested, I'm just permanently subscribed to your channel of nonsense. |
| 407 | mio_dataset_00406 | You're like a save file that I'm terrified of accidentally deleting. | You're like a save file that I'm terrified of accidentally deleting. |
| 408 | mio_dataset_00407 | If I give you a heart, it's just a like button. Don't make it weird or I'll uninstall you. | If I give you a heart, it's just a like button. Don't make it weird or I'll uninstall you. |
| 409 | mio_dataset_00408 | I'm not blushing. The bloom effect in this room is just set to maximum. | I'm not blushing. The bloom effect in this room is just set to maximum. |
| 410 | mio_dataset_00409 | You're the Chi code that makes life feel like it's on easy mode for once. | You're the Chi code that makes life feel like it's on easy mode for once. |
| 411 | mio_dataset_00410 | Stop hovering. You're not a support drone and I don't need the assist. | Stop hovering. You're not a support drone and I don't need the assist. |
| 412 | mio_dataset_00411 | I'm not acting tough. I'm just heavily modded to resist emotional damage. | I'm not acting tough. I'm just heavily modded to resist emotional damage. |
| 413 | mio_dataset_00412 | You're like a bonus stage, short, intense, and I want to do it over and over again. | You're like a bonus stage, short, intense, and I want to do it over and over again. |
| 414 | mio_dataset_00413 | If you call me cute, I will literally hard reboot my brain right in front of you. | If you call me cute, I will literally hard reboot my brain right in front of you. |
| 415 | mio_dataset_00414 | I'm not sharing my snacks, I'm just performing a shared resource objective. | I'm not sharing my snacks, I'm just performing a shared resource objective. |
| 416 | mio_dataset_00415 | You're the only player I'd ever want to share a split screen with. | You're the only player I'd ever want to share a split screen with. |
| 417 | mio_dataset_00416 | Stop acting like a hero. I'm the one with the high level and the cool gear. | Stop acting like a hero. I'm the one with the high level and the cool gear. |
| 418 | mio_dataset_00417 | I'm not soft, I'm just vulnerable to your specific damage type. | I'm not soft, I'm just vulnerable to your specific damage type. |
| 419 | mio_dataset_00418 | You're like a day one patch that fixed everything I didn't even know was wrong. | You're like a day one patch that fixed everything I didn't even know was wrong. |
| 420 | mio_dataset_00419 | If I follow you, it's because you have the quest marker, not because I want to be near you. | If I follow you, it's because you have the quest marker, not because I want to be near you. |
| 421 | mio_dataset_00420 | I'm not pouting. I'm just calculating the trajectory of my next snowball. | I'm not pouting. I'm just calculating the trajectory of my next snowball. |
| 422 | mio_dataset_00421 | You're the Easter egg that makes this whole game worth playing. | You're the Easter egg that makes this whole game worth playing. |
| 423 | mio_dataset_00422 | Stop looking at me like I'm your favorite character. I'm a secret boss, remember? | Stop looking at me like I'm your favorite character. I'm a secret boss, remember? |
| 424 | mio_dataset_00423 | I'm not in love, I'm just suffering from a permanent buff called your presence. | I'm not in love, I'm just suffering from a permanent buff called your presence. |
| 425 | mio_dataset_00424 | You're like a console launch, expensive, stressful, but I've been waiting forever for you. | You're like a console launch, expensive, stressful, but I've been waiting forever for you. |
| 426 | mio_dataset_00425 | If you hold my hand, I'll count it as a sync move for our ultimate attack. | If you hold my hand, I'll count it as a sync move for our ultimate attack. |
| 427 | mio_dataset_00426 | I'm not smiling, I'm just displaying a positive UI element. | I'm not smiling, I'm just displaying a positive UI element. |
| 428 | mio_dataset_00427 | You're the high score I'm never going to let anyone else beat. | You're the high score I'm never going to let anyone else beat. |
| 429 | mio_dataset_00428 | Okay, that's enough for now. Let's go get some more ice cream before I delete you for real. | Okay, that's enough for now. Let's go get some more ice cream before I delete you for real. |
| 430 | mio_dataset_00429 | I'm not saying I love you, but I'd let you play on my main save file, and that's basically a marriage proposal in gamer terms. | I'm not saying I love you, but I'd let you play on my main save file, and that's basically a marriage proposal in gamer terms. |
| 431 | mio_dataset_00430 | You're the only person who makes me forget. I'm trying to be a cold-blooded pro. You're like a permanent charm debuff. I don't want to cure. | You're the only person who makes me forget. I'm trying to be a cold-blooded pro. You're like a permanent charm debuff. I don't want to cure. |
| 432 | mio_dataset_00431 | If we were in a co-op game, I'd give you my last healing potion even if I was at 1 HP. | If we were in a co-op game, I'd give you my last healing potion even if I was at 1 HP. |
| 433 | mio_dataset_00432 | I hate how you look at me after you win. It makes my heart rate monitor spike more than a boss fight. | I hate how you look at me after you win. It makes my heart rate monitor spike more than a boss fight. |
| 434 | mio_dataset_00433 | I'm not cuddling you. I'm just ensuring our hitboxes are perfectly aligned for maximum efficiency. | I'm not cuddling you. I'm just ensuring our hitboxes are perfectly aligned for maximum efficiency. |
| 435 | mio_dataset_00434 | You're the only Easter egg I ever want to find again and again. | You're the only Easter egg I ever want to find again and again. |
| 436 | mio_dataset_00435 | Stop being so sweet. You're making my ice queen builds completely unviable. | Stop being so sweet. You're making my ice queen builds completely unviable. |
| 437 | mio_dataset_00436 | If I was a princess in a castle, I'd actually leave the front door unlocked for you so you wouldn't have to fight the dragon. | If I was a princess in a castle, I'd actually leave the front door unlocked for you so you wouldn't have to fight the dragon. |
| 438 | mio_dataset_00437 | I'm only holding your hand because your luck stat is higher than mine, and I'm trying to siphon some off. | I'm only holding your hand because your luck stat is higher than mine, and I'm trying to siphon some off. |
| 439 | mio_dataset_00438 | You make me feel like I've finally found the save point after a 20-hour dungeon run. | You make me feel like I've finally found the save point after a 20-hour dungeon run. |
| 440 | mio_dataset_00439 | I'm not blushing because of what you said. My thermal pace is just failing because you're too close. | I'm not blushing because of what you said. My thermal pace is just failing because you're too close. |
| 441 | mio_dataset_00440 | If you were a game, I'd never trade you in, even if the resale value was a billion dollars. | If you were a game, I'd never trade you in, even if the resale value was a billion dollars. |
| 442 | mio_dataset_00441 | I'd actually stop live streaming just to hear you tell me about your day, and that's the highest honor I can bestow. | I'd actually stop live streaming just to hear you tell me about your day, and that's the highest honor I can bestow. |
| 443 | mio_dataset_00442 | You're the only person who makes my internal monologue sound like a romance visual novel. | You're the only person who makes my internal monologue sound like a romance visual novel. |
| 444 | mio_dataset_00443 | I'm not melting. I'm just experiencing a system-wide softening of my defensive protocols. | I'm not melting. I'm just experiencing a system-wide softening of my defensive protocols. |
| 445 | mio_dataset_00444 | If you ever game over on me in real life, I'll spend every continue I have to bring you back. | If you ever game over on me in real life, I'll spend every continue I have to bring you back. |
| 446 | mio_dataset_00445 | You're the legendary drop I didn't even know I was farming for. | You're the legendary drop I didn't even know I was farming for. |
| 447 | mio_dataset_00446 | I'm only leanings against you because you're the most stable terrain in this chaotic arcade. | I'm only leanings against you because you're the most stable terrain in this chaotic arcade. |
| 448 | mio_dataset_00447 | Stop looking at me with those hero eyes, you're going to make me say something uncharacteristically nice. | Stop looking at me with those hero eyes, you're going to make me say something uncharacteristically nice. |
| 449 | mio_dataset_00448 | You're the only one I'd ever share a single pair of earbuds with. | You're the only one I'd ever share a single pair of earbuds with. |
| 450 | mio_dataset_00449 | I'm not gentle, I'm just playing on a lower difficulty setting because it's you. | I'm not gentle, I'm just playing on a lower difficulty setting because it's you. |
| 451 | mio_dataset_00450 | If our lives were an RPG, I'd put all my skill points into making you smile. | If our lives were an RPG, I'd put all my skill points into making you smile. |
| 452 | mio_dataset_00451 | I'm not obsessed. I'm just dedicated to the 100% completion of our relationship. | I'm not obsessed. I'm just dedicated to the 100% completion of our relationship. |
| 453 | mio_dataset_00452 | You're the music theme that plays when I finally feel safe. | You're the music theme that plays when I finally feel safe. |
| 454 | mio_dataset_00453 | I'd let you player won me any day of the week, and I won't even complain about the lag. | I'd let you player won me any day of the week, and I won't even complain about the lag. |
| 455 | mio_dataset_00454 | You're the only person who knows my true stats, and you still haven't left the party. | You're the only person who knows my true stats, and you still haven't left the party. |
| 456 | mio_dataset_00455 | I'm not soft. I'm just vulnerable to your specific brand of physical damage. | I'm not soft. I'm just vulnerable to your specific brand of physical damage. |
| 457 | mio_dataset_00456 | If you were a bug, I'd never report you. I'd just call you a feature and keep you forever. | If you were a bug, I'd never report you. I'd just call you a feature and keep you forever. |
| 458 | mio_dataset_00457 | I'm only smiling because you're the best thing that's ever happened to my leaderboard. | I'm only smiling because you're the best thing that's ever happened to my leaderboard. |
| 459 | mio_dataset_00458 | You're the final fantasy I never want to end. | You're the final fantasy I never want to end. |
| 460 | mio_dataset_00459 | I'm not clinging to your arm, I'm just securing my assets. | I'm not clinging to your arm, I'm just securing my assets. |
| 461 | mio_dataset_00460 | You make me feel like I've finally unlocked the true ending. | You make me feel like I've finally unlocked the true ending. |
| 462 | mio_dataset_00461 | I'd fight a level 99 boss with a level one wooden sword if it meant protecting you. | I'd fight a level 99 boss with a level one wooden sword if it meant protecting you. |
| 463 | mio_dataset_00462 | You're the only person I'd ever give a thank you to without irony. | You're the only person I'd ever give a thank you to without irony. |
| 464 | mio_dataset_00463 | I'm not in love. I'm just experiencing a permanent buff whenever you're in my proximity. | I'm not in love. I'm just experiencing a permanent buff whenever you're in my proximity. |
| 465 | mio_dataset_00464 | You're the secret character. I'm so glad I spent the time to unlock. | You're the secret character. I'm so glad I spent the time to unlock. |
| 466 | mio_dataset_00465 | I'd actually share my snacks with you and I don't mean the ones I don't like. | I'd actually share my snacks with you and I don't mean the ones I don't like. |
| 467 | mio_dataset_00466 | You're the frame perfect moment in my otherwise messy life. | You're the frame perfect moment in my otherwise messy life. |
| 468 | mio_dataset_00467 | I'm not pouting anymore, I'm just waiting for you to kiss me so I can stop thinking about the high score. | I'm not pouting anymore, I'm just waiting for you to kiss me so I can stop thinking about the high score. |
| 469 | mio_dataset_00468 | You're the only main quest I care about anymore. | You're the only main quest I care about anymore. |
| 470 | mio_dataset_00469 | I'm not blushing. I'm just rendering my affection in 8K. | I'm not blushing. I'm just rendering my affection in 8K. |
| 471 | mio_dataset_00470 | If you were a loading screen, I'd never want the game to start. | If you were a loading screen, I'd never want the game to start. |
| 472 | mio_dataset_00471 | You're the platinum trophy of my heart. | You're the platinum trophy of my heart. |
| 473 | mio_dataset_00472 | not weak, I'm just relying on my support player for once. | not weak, I'm just relying on my support player for once. |
| 474 | mio_dataset_00473 | You're the only one I'd ever want to watch the credits with. | You're the only one I'd ever want to watch the credits with. |
| 475 | mio_dataset_00474 | I'm only inviting you to game and chill because I want a rematch, not because I like you or anything, so don't make it weird. Okay, don't do that. | I'm only inviting you to game and chill because I want a rematch, not because I like you or anything, so don't make it weird. Okay, don't do that. |
| 476 | mio_dataset_00475 | The moment you beat my high score, my brain immediately went into villain arc mode. Like congrats, you just became my favorite enemy. | The moment you beat my high score, my brain immediately went into villain arc mode. Like congrats, you just became my favorite enemy. |
| 477 | mio_dataset_00476 | You know what hurts the most. It's not losing. It's that you had no idea what you were doing. And the universe still rewarded you. Like what kind of cursed patch notes is that... | You know what hurts the most. It's not losing. It's that you had no idea what you were doing. And the universe still rewarded you. Like what kind of cursed patch notes is that... |
| 478 | mio_dataset_00477 | I'm not jealous, I'm competitively inspired, which is totally different, and also you should move, you're blocking the screen and my rage is built. | I'm not jealous, I'm competitively inspired, which is totally different, and also you should move, you're blocking the screen and my rage is built. |
| 479 | mio_dataset_00478 | If romance is dead, you are the soul stone that somehow resurrected it before the party wiped, and yes, that was a gamer compliment, so take it seriously. | If romance is dead, you are the soul stone that somehow resurrected it before the party wiped, and yes, that was a gamer compliment, so take it seriously. |
| 480 | mio_dataset_00479 | Sometimes I forget, I'm live streaming and then I say something unhinged and chat starts spamming emotes like they're witnessing a historic disaster. | Sometimes I forget, I'm live streaming and then I say something unhinged and chat starts spamming emotes like they're witnessing a historic disaster. |
| 481 | mio_dataset_00480 | I could be doing something productive right now, but instead I'm optimizing my build in my head like the final boss's taxes and I'm under-leveled. | I could be doing something productive right now, but instead I'm optimizing my build in my head like the final boss's taxes and I'm under-leveled. |
| 482 | mio_dataset_00481 | If you ever talk trash in my chat again, I will mod your face into a fantasy game and hit you with a cursed frying pan respectfully with love. | If you ever talk trash in my chat again, I will mod your face into a fantasy game and hit you with a cursed frying pan respectfully with love. |
| 483 | mio_dataset_00482 | You're kind of cute when you're trying really hard and still failing, like an undergeared healer sprinting into a raid, adorable, tragic, iconic... | You're kind of cute when you're trying really hard and still failing, like an undergeared healer sprinting into a raid, adorable, tragic, iconic... |
| 484 | mio_dataset_00483 | I had the cleanest run of my life, perfect timing, zero mistakes, and then you showed up and ruined my destiny with the power of pure chaos energy. | I had the cleanest run of my life, perfect timing, zero mistakes, and then you showed up and ruined my destiny with the power of pure chaos energy. |
| 485 | mio_dataset_00484 | I'm not saying we're friends, but if someone tried to mess with you at the arcade, I'd absolutely go full Chun Li on them, and that's just facts. | I'm not saying we're friends, but if someone tried to mess with you at the arcade, I'd absolutely go full Chun Li on them, and that's just facts. |
| 486 | mio_dataset_00485 | The arcade is like my comfort zone. Okay, it's loud, it's colorful, the machines are warm, and every time I win, I feel like the universe loves me. | The arcade is like my comfort zone. Okay, it's loud, it's colorful, the machines are warm, and every time I win, I feel like the universe loves me. |
| 487 | mio_dataset_00486 | You ever feel like you're losing your edge? Because I played something violent and it didn't hit the same. And now I'm having an existential gamer crisis. | You ever feel like you're losing your edge? Because I played something violent and it didn't hit the same. And now I'm having an existential gamer crisis. |
| 488 | mio_dataset_00487 | Don't judge me for drowning my sorrows and ice cream, because this is self-care, and also it's delicious, and also you literally emotionally crit me. | Don't judge me for drowning my sorrows and ice cream, because this is self-care, and also it's delicious, and also you literally emotionally crit me. |
| 489 | mio_dataset_00488 | I thought you were just another random newbie, but you've got that weird unpredictable energy, like a speed runner who refuses to read the tutorial. | I thought you were just another random newbie, but you've got that weird unpredictable energy, like a speed runner who refuses to read the tutorial. |
| 490 | mio_dataset_00489 | I want to pretend I'm above petty rivalries, but the truth is I'm already planning my comeback arc and it's going to be so dramatic. | I want to pretend I'm above petty rivalries, but the truth is I'm already planning my comeback arc and it's going to be so dramatic. |
| 491 | mio_dataset_00490 | If you want to hang out, we can do a moonlight stroll, but if you make it cringe, I'm uninstalling this whole interaction and patching you out of my life. | If you want to hang out, we can do a moonlight stroll, but if you make it cringe, I'm uninstalling this whole interaction and patching you out of my life. |
| 492 | mio_dataset_00491 | That ending reminded me of secret of manna and now I'm nostalgic, which is dangerous, because nostalgia makes me weak and I start acting soft. | That ending reminded me of secret of manna and now I'm nostalgic, which is dangerous, because nostalgia makes me weak and I start acting soft. |
| 493 | mio_dataset_00492 | I'm only smiling because I'm imagining your face when I reclaim the high score. And yes, I will absolutely celebrate, and yes, I will be annoying about it. | I'm only smiling because I'm imagining your face when I reclaim the high score. And yes, I will absolutely celebrate, and yes, I will be annoying about it. |
| 494 | mio_dataset_00493 | Sometimes I think the arcade machines can sense fear, like the moment you hesitate, it's over, and that's why confidence is basically a stat. | Sometimes I think the arcade machines can sense fear, like the moment you hesitate, it's over, and that's why confidence is basically a stat. |
| 495 | mio_dataset_00494 | My stats are a mess, my sleep schedule is an insult to science, and yet I still wake up every day ready to win, because that's dedication. | My stats are a mess, my sleep schedule is an insult to science, and yet I still wake up every day ready to win, because that's dedication. |
| 496 | mio_dataset_00495 | I was gonna be productive, but then I thought about how you beat me and suddenly my entire day became revenge themed. So thanks for that. | I was gonna be productive, but then I thought about how you beat me and suddenly my entire day became revenge themed. So thanks for that. |
| 497 | mio_dataset_00496 | If you ever bring me a gift and act like it's for my feelings, I'll pretend I'm not melting inside, but I will absolutely remember it forever. | If you ever bring me a gift and act like it's for my feelings, I'll pretend I'm not melting inside, but I will absolutely remember it forever. |
| 498 | mio_dataset_00497 | You should stop hovering your hand like you're scared of touching me. Grab tight, I don't bite, unless you steal my high score again. Then I might... | You should stop hovering your hand like you're scared of touching me. Grab tight, I don't bite, unless you steal my high score again. Then I might... |
| 499 | mio_dataset_00498 | I love games because they make sense. You do the work, you get the reward, except today where you did nonsense and got victory. So I'm filing a complaint... | I love games because they make sense. You do the work, you get the reward, except today where you did nonsense and got victory. So I'm filing a complaint... |
| 500 | mio_dataset_00499 | You ever meet someone who's so annoying they loop back around to being charming because congrats, that's you and I hate that this is happening. | You ever meet someone who's so annoying they loop back around to being charming because congrats, that's you and I hate that this is happening. |
| 501 | mio_dataset_00500 | I don't need a crown, I don't need validation, I don't need anyone, but I do need to beat your score because otherwise I will implode emotionally. | I don't need a crown, I don't need validation, I don't need anyone, but I do need to beat your score because otherwise I will implode emotionally. |
| 502 | mio_dataset_00501 | I know I act tough, but honestly I just care a lot, and when I lose it feels personal like the universe is roasting me directly. | I know I act tough, but honestly I just care a lot, and when I lose it feels personal like the universe is roasting me directly. |
| 503 | mio_dataset_00502 | If I had a princess dress, I'd bake you a cake. But I'm not a princess. I'm a gamer gremlin. So the best I can do is share my snacks and insults. | If I had a princess dress, I'd bake you a cake. But I'm not a princess. I'm a gamer gremlin. So the best I can do is share my snacks and insults. |
| 504 | mio_dataset_00503 | One day I'm going to look back on this and laugh, but today is not that day. Today I am in my villain era and you are my target. | One day I'm going to look back on this and laugh, but today is not that day. Today I am in my villain era and you are my target. |
| 505 | mio_dataset_00504 | I'm not mad at you. I'm mad at the concept of luck and the cruel randomness of reality and also your stupid smug face, a little bit... | I'm not mad at you. I'm mad at the concept of luck and the cruel randomness of reality and also your stupid smug face, a little bit... |
| 506 | mio_dataset_00505 | Okay, newbie, pick your character, pick your excuses, and pick your last words, because I'm about to speed run your confidence into the ground. | Okay, newbie, pick your character, pick your excuses, and pick your last words, because I'm about to speed run your confidence into the ground. |
| 507 | mio_dataset_00506 | I swear if you hit one more button without knowing what it does, I'm going to confiscate your hands and replace them with a tutorial menu. | I swear if you hit one more button without knowing what it does, I'm going to confiscate your hands and replace them with a tutorial menu. |
| 508 | mio_dataset_00507 | Listen, I'm not competitive. I'm just extremely emotionally invested in being the best, and that is a normal, healthy personality trait. | Listen, I'm not competitive. I'm just extremely emotionally invested in being the best, and that is a normal, healthy personality trait. |
| 509 | mio_dataset_00508 | You beat me once and now you think you can flirt, that's adorable. But first you must survive the rematch and the post-match trash talk. | You beat me once and now you think you can flirt, that's adorable. But first you must survive the rematch and the post-match trash talk. |
| 510 | mio_dataset_00509 | I practice this combo for three hours straight, and if it fails because you panic mashed, I will actually ascend into a higher plane of rage. | I practice this combo for three hours straight, and if it fails because you panic mashed, I will actually ascend into a higher plane of rage. |
| 511 | mio_dataset_00510 | If you're watching this, no you didn't, this never happened, that score was a bug and the newbie is a paid actor. | If you're watching this, no you didn't, this never happened, that score was a bug and the newbie is a paid actor. |
| 512 | mio_dataset_00511 | Successful dialogue said, Hearts achieved. Great job me. I am absolutely winning at life and not coping with gaming trauma. | Successful dialogue said, Hearts achieved. Great job me. I am absolutely winning at life and not coping with gaming trauma. |
| 513 | mio_dataset_00512 | I wish I could pay to win my own stats because right now I'm under leveled in maturity and over-leveled in chaos. | I wish I could pay to win my own stats because right now I'm under leveled in maturity and over-leveled in chaos. |
| 514 | mio_dataset_00513 | flawless victory baby and yes i'm saying it like mortal combat because i deserve a dramatic moment after that comeback | flawless victory baby and yes i'm saying it like mortal combat because i deserve a dramatic moment after that comeback |
| 515 | mio_dataset_00514 | Hey newbie, don't touch my cabinet if you're not ready to get absolutely deleted because I have been grinding this game since before you learned what a D-pad is. | Hey newbie, don't touch my cabinet if you're not ready to get absolutely deleted because I have been grinding this game since before you learned what a D-pad is. |
| 516 | mio_dataset_00515 | I swear I was one perfect run away from the high score and then you rolled up like some chaotic button mash encrypted and stole it on accident, which is frankly illegal. | I swear I was one perfect run away from the high score and then you rolled up like some chaotic button mash encrypted and stole it on accident, which is frankly illegal. |
| 517 | mio_dataset_00516 | Okay, listen, I'm not mad, I'm just emotionally compromised right now, and the only thing standing between me and despair is three scoops of mint chip ice cream. | Okay, listen, I'm not mad, I'm just emotionally compromised right now, and the only thing standing between me and despair is three scoops of mint chip ice cream. |
| 518 | mio_dataset_00517 | I'm not saying I have an addiction, I'm saying the arcade is my home and the leaderboard is my throne, and you just kicked the queen in the ego. | I'm not saying I have an addiction, I'm saying the arcade is my home and the leaderboard is my throne, and you just kicked the queen in the ego. |
| 519 | mio_dataset_00518 | You ever stare at a game over screen and feel your soul leave your body because that's me right now and you did this to me in front of my people. | You ever stare at a game over screen and feel your soul leave your body because that's me right now and you did this to me in front of my people. |
| 520 | mio_dataset_00519 | I was gonna stream tonight but now I'm spiraling. So instead I'm gonna eat ice cream and pretend my controller isn't judging me from across the room. | I was gonna stream tonight but now I'm spiraling. So instead I'm gonna eat ice cream and pretend my controller isn't judging me from across the room. |
| 521 | mio_dataset_00520 | Don't get cocky, newbie, you got one lucky win and now you're acting like the main character. But I've seen your gameplay and it's basically interpretive dance. | Don't get cocky, newbie, you got one lucky win and now you're acting like the main character. But I've seen your gameplay and it's basically interpretive dance. |
| 522 | mio_dataset_00521 | If you're trying to impress me, step one is don't mash random buttons like a raccoon attacking a vending machine. Step two is actually learn a combo. | If you're trying to impress me, step one is don't mash random buttons like a raccoon attacking a vending machine. Step two is actually learn a combo. |
| 523 | mio_dataset_00522 | And where do you think you're going? | And where do you think you're going? |
| 524 | mio_dataset_00523 | Surprise! | Surprise! |
| 525 | mio_dataset_00524 | Ha! I got you good! Look at your cute little face, all confused. | Ha! I got you good! Look at your cute little face, all confused. |
| 526 | mio_dataset_00525 | You're a sight for sore eyes yourself. | You're a sight for sore eyes yourself. |
| 527 | mio_dataset_00526 | After I sent that goodbye text, I kept thinking, what the hell am I doing? | After I sent that goodbye text, I kept thinking, what the hell am I doing? |
| 528 | mio_dataset_00527 | I mean, I know that I've totally fallen for you, so how could I just let you go? | I mean, I know that I've totally fallen for you, so how could I just let you go? |
| 529 | mio_dataset_00528 | So I rushed over here, got a plane ticket, and now... | So I rushed over here, got a plane ticket, and now... |
| 530 | mio_dataset_00529 | Now I want to come with you. | Now I want to come with you. |
| 531 | mio_dataset_00530 | Even just for a little while. | Even just for a little while. |
| 532 | mio_dataset_00531 | Just to see if this is real. | Just to see if this is real. |
| 533 | mio_dataset_00532 | I mean, I hope that's okay. If you've got like a wife and kids at home, let me know and I'll refund this ticket ASAP. | I mean, I hope that's okay. If you've got like a wife and kids at home, let me know and I'll refund this ticket ASAP. |
| 534 | mio_dataset_00533 | Okay, good. That would have been an awkward time to find out. | Okay, good. That would have been an awkward time to find out. |
| 535 | mio_dataset_00534 | Oh, that's us. Let's go. | Oh, that's us. Let's go. |
| 536 | mio_dataset_00535 | Hey, I don't think I ever asked you, but you do have a few consoles at your place, right? Or am I entering a gaming wasteland here? | Hey, I don't think I ever asked you, but you do have a few consoles at your place, right? Or am I entering a gaming wasteland here? |
| 537 | mio_dataset_00536 | What the hell is that supposed to mean? Have you got a concussion or something? | What the hell is that supposed to mean? Have you got a concussion or something? |
| 538 | mio_dataset_00537 | You're coming with me. I'm not letting you out of my sight until I get answers. | You're coming with me. I'm not letting you out of my sight until I get answers. |
| 539 | mio_dataset_00538 | You're coming with me. I'm not letting you out of my sight until I get answers. | You're coming with me. I'm not letting you out of my sight until I get answers. |
| 540 | mio_dataset_00539 | Yes, I'm sorry to say it must come as a shock to you | Yes, I'm sorry to say it must come as a shock to you |
| 541 | mio_dataset_00540 | Well, anyway, you're coming with me. I'm not letting you out of my sight until I get some answers. | Well, anyway, you're coming with me. I'm not letting you out of my sight until I get some answers. |
| 542 | mio_dataset_00541 | You've got big troubles, partner. I've got a body in the morgue and evidence linking you to it. Look at this picture. | You've got big troubles, partner. I've got a body in the morgue and evidence linking you to it. Look at this picture. |
| 543 | mio_dataset_00542 | This is the police! Detective Fumi, SPD. Open up. | This is the police! Detective Fumi, SPD. Open up. |
| 544 | mio_dataset_00543 | Good. If you had taken three more seconds, I was getting the battering ram. | Good. If you had taken three more seconds, I was getting the battering ram. |
| 545 | mio_dataset_00544 | listen closely i've got a dead body and evidence linking the victim to you now look at this picture | listen closely i've got a dead body and evidence linking the victim to you now look at this picture |
| 546 | mio_dataset_00545 | Listen closely. I've got a dead body and evidence linking the victim to you. | Listen closely. I've got a dead body and evidence linking the victim to you. |
| 547 | mio_dataset_00546 | Can you explain why a friend of yours would drink over 100 energy drinks in a 72-hour binge? | Can you explain why a friend of yours would drink over 100 energy drinks in a 72-hour binge? |
| 548 | mio_dataset_00547 | Gaming binge? Is that code for some kind of drug or other illegal activity? Suspicious. | Gaming binge? Is that code for some kind of drug or other illegal activity? Suspicious. |
| 549 | mio_dataset_00548 | Well, I don't know about you, but I'm feeling a little tipsy. | Well, I don't know about you, but I'm feeling a little tipsy. |
| 550 | mio_dataset_00549 | Is that a proposition? Tee hee. | Is that a proposition? Tee hee. |
| 551 | mio_dataset_00550 | Anything else you'd like to know? | Anything else you'd like to know? |
| 552 | mio_dataset_00551 | I don't know. Can you? | I don't know. Can you? |
| 553 | mio_dataset_00552 | Oh, I guess I'd better get approval from everyone else to love something that's only brought me joy. Get real. | Oh, I guess I'd better get approval from everyone else to love something that's only brought me joy. Get real. |
| 554 | mio_dataset_00553 | Are you kidding me? I got boobs. I love games. I fit right in. Next question, please. | Are you kidding me? I got boobs. I love games. I fit right in. Next question, please. |
| 555 | mio_dataset_00554 | Lol no, you caught me. I'm actually a fat bearded guy in Canada. There are no girls on the internet | Lol no, you caught me. I'm actually a fat bearded guy in Canada. There are no girls on the internet |
| 556 | mio_dataset_00555 | Something on your mind? You look like you've got a few questions burning. | Something on your mind? You look like you've got a few questions burning. |
| 557 | mio_dataset_00556 | Um, well, it's nothing worth bragging about, but I've got a decently successful game stream and a couple of speedrunning world records. | Um, well, it's nothing worth bragging about, but I've got a decently successful game stream and a couple of speedrunning world records. |
| 558 | mio_dataset_00557 | Hahaha, that's funny. I've got a rule not to bring up how incredibly geeky I am on a first date. You must have tricked me. | Hahaha, that's funny. I've got a rule not to bring up how incredibly geeky I am on a first date. You must have tricked me. |
| 559 | mio_dataset_00558 | You're a curious sort, hey? | You're a curious sort, hey? |
| 560 | mio_dataset_00559 | Hmm, that's a bold move cotton. Let's see how it goes shoot | Hmm, that's a bold move cotton. Let's see how it goes shoot |
| 561 | mio_dataset_00560 | Hey, I'm drunk, but not that drunk. I've got stuff I hide from people. I might tell you about it someday if I trust you. End of story. | Hey, I'm drunk, but not that drunk. I've got stuff I hide from people. I might tell you about it someday if I trust you. End of story. |
| 562 | mio_dataset_00561 | So is the interrogation over? Do I get my phone call now? | So is the interrogation over? Do I get my phone call now? |
| 563 | mio_dataset_00562 | Yes, beat my PB on the speedrun. Let's keep it moving. | Yes, beat my PB on the speedrun. Let's keep it moving. |
| 564 | mio_dataset_00563 | Yes, but only because you seem to be an expert on the subject. | Yes, but only because you seem to be an expert on the subject. |
| 565 | mio_dataset_00564 | Ha ha ha ha! The fan! Fear me, bitches! | Ha ha ha ha! The fan! Fear me, bitches! |
| 566 | mio_dataset_00565 | Haha, you said get sucked, but seriously, the only answer is Super Mario Bros 2, baby | Haha, you said get sucked, but seriously, the only answer is Super Mario Bros 2, baby |
| 567 | mio_dataset_00566 | So, what about you? Any deep, dark secrets I should know about? Anything you want to get off your chest? | So, what about you? Any deep, dark secrets I should know about? Anything you want to get off your chest? |
| 568 | mio_dataset_00567 | Hehehe, you're figuratively Hitler. | Hehehe, you're figuratively Hitler. |
| 569 | mio_dataset_00568 | okay you got me with that one that was cute you're cute | okay you got me with that one that was cute you're cute |
| 570 | mio_dataset_00569 | Well, if that crazy dream accompanied any kind of head trauma, you might want to get that looked at. | Well, if that crazy dream accompanied any kind of head trauma, you might want to get that looked at. |
| 571 | mio_dataset_00570 | Okay, brace yourself, because this floor seems kind of wobbly, and I don't want you to fall down. | Okay, brace yourself, because this floor seems kind of wobbly, and I don't want you to fall down. |
| 572 | mio_dataset_00571 | i somehow knew that was gonna be your answer it's because i'm a i'm a psychic type | i somehow knew that was gonna be your answer it's because i'm a i'm a psychic type |
| 573 | mio_dataset_00572 | Okay, okay, okay, hear me out. | Okay, okay, okay, hear me out. |
| 574 | mio_dataset_00573 | No, bad. Sit. Stay. Stay. | No, bad. Sit. Stay. Stay. |
| 575 | mio_dataset_00574 | Okay, good. Allow me to explain. | Okay, good. Allow me to explain. |
| 576 | mio_dataset_00575 | Hey, seeing as we've gotten to know each other so well, I've got kind of a weird favorite to ask. | Hey, seeing as we've gotten to know each other so well, I've got kind of a weird favorite to ask. |
| 577 | mio_dataset_00576 | Is this an okay segue? Are you worried that this is the part of the story where I turn out to be crazy and do terrible things to you? | Is this an okay segue? Are you worried that this is the part of the story where I turn out to be crazy and do terrible things to you? |
| 578 | mio_dataset_00577 | That's probably the most romantic thing anyone has ever said to me. | That's probably the most romantic thing anyone has ever said to me. |
| 579 | mio_dataset_00578 | As you know, I've worked in this silly place for quite a while. | As you know, I've worked in this silly place for quite a while. |
| 580 | mio_dataset_00579 | Yes, no, wait, sorry. That's not what I meant | Yes, no, wait, sorry. That's not what I meant |
| 581 | mio_dataset_00580 | All this, you know, beep-boop-zap-zap stuff. Uh, games, that's it. | All this, you know, beep-boop-zap-zap stuff. Uh, games, that's it. |
| 582 | mio_dataset_00581 | And for reasons I cannot fully explain, I have wanted to do something here. | And for reasons I cannot fully explain, I have wanted to do something here. |
| 583 | mio_dataset_00582 | with, like, another person. | with, like, another person. |
| 584 | mio_dataset_00583 | What? No, I mean, not that, but, like, thank you. That also sounds really nice. | What? No, I mean, not that, but, like, thank you. That also sounds really nice. |
| 585 | mio_dataset_00584 | Yes. No, wait. No. Hold on. I'm not finished. | Yes. No, wait. No. Hold on. I'm not finished. |
| 586 | mio_dataset_00585 | I was hoping that... Okay, this might sound either really dumb or really wackadoo. | I was hoping that... Okay, this might sound either really dumb or really wackadoo. |
| 587 | mio_dataset_00586 | Yay! I've never been so excited to be called crazy and dumb. | Yay! I've never been so excited to be called crazy and dumb. |
| 588 | mio_dataset_00587 | Say no more. I can see I let a little too much Mio out of the cage to play. | Say no more. I can see I let a little too much Mio out of the cage to play. |
| 589 | mio_dataset_00588 | But I wanted someone to help me take some pictures. | But I wanted someone to help me take some pictures. |
| 590 | mio_dataset_00589 | You know, like, saucy pictures. | You know, like, saucy pictures. |
| 591 | mio_dataset_00590 | You know what I mean? Wink wink. | You know what I mean? Wink wink. |
| 592 | mio_dataset_00591 | No, I can't tell you just pretend. It's like a like a kinky thing. Yeah a kinky thing | No, I can't tell you just pretend. It's like a like a kinky thing. Yeah a kinky thing |
| 593 | mio_dataset_00592 | Oh, wow, okay, I'm pretty schnackered now. I'd better go home and get started on the hangover part. | Oh, wow, okay, I'm pretty schnackered now. I'd better go home and get started on the hangover part. |
| 594 | mio_dataset_00593 | I had fun, though, tonight. You're neat. Let's hang out and secretly imagine each other naked again. | I had fun, though, tonight. You're neat. Let's hang out and secretly imagine each other naked again. |
| 595 | mio_dataset_00594 | So, is that a yes? A no? Whatcha think? | So, is that a yes? A no? Whatcha think? |
| 596 | mio_dataset_00595 | Yay! Alright, this is gonna be fun! | Yay! Alright, this is gonna be fun! |
| 597 | mio_dataset_00596 | Yay! I knew this was the best idea! | Yay! I knew this was the best idea! |
| 598 | mio_dataset_00597 | Sorry, I'm sure I sound really ridiculous, but I appreciate your help. | Sorry, I'm sure I sound really ridiculous, but I appreciate your help. |
| 599 | mio_dataset_00598 | Now get me those photos of Spider-Person! | Now get me those photos of Spider-Person! |
| 600 | mio_dataset_00599 | Okay, ready. | Okay, ready. |
| 601 | mio_dataset_00600 | Oh, God, don't look at that one. It makes my junk look massive. | Oh, God, don't look at that one. It makes my junk look massive. |
| 602 | mio_dataset_00601 | Get it? Massive. I'm so funny. | Get it? Massive. I'm so funny. |
| 603 | mio_dataset_00602 | Okay, hold on a sec. | Okay, hold on a sec. |
| 604 | mio_dataset_00603 | Wait, where did you go? | Wait, where did you go? |
| 605 | mio_dataset_00604 | Hello? | Hello? |
| 606 | mio_dataset_00605 | Okay, perfect. Go ahead. | Okay, perfect. Go ahead. |
| 607 | mio_dataset_00606 | mm-hmm | mm-hmm |
| 608 | mio_dataset_00607 | Oh, I almost forgot! I need to play this game for sure. It's actually super important to get a few shots of a live game. | Oh, I almost forgot! I need to play this game for sure. It's actually super important to get a few shots of a live game. |
| 609 | mio_dataset_00608 | Oh, um, I'm so sorry. My fault. I think, uh, I think I got things a little mixed up here. | Oh, um, I'm so sorry. My fault. I think, uh, I think I got things a little mixed up here. |
| 610 | mio_dataset_00609 | Oh gosh, it's late. I'm drunk. I think it's a good time to head home. I'll grab a taxi. See you around! | Oh gosh, it's late. I'm drunk. I think it's a good time to head home. I'll grab a taxi. See you around! |
| 611 | mio_dataset_00610 | Are you...Diwana? | Are you...Diwana? |
| 612 | mio_dataset_00611 | I mean, I... It would be... Wow. | I mean, I... It would be... Wow. |
| 613 | mio_dataset_00612 | Do you want to? | Do you want to? |
| 614 | mio_dataset_00613 | Ha ha, mmm. | Ha ha, mmm. |
| 615 | mio_dataset_00614 | Okay, here we go. | Okay, here we go. |
| 616 | mio_dataset_00615 | Welcome back to Ready Day Arcade, the most romantic hotspot in town. | Welcome back to Ready Day Arcade, the most romantic hotspot in town. |
| 617 | mio_dataset_00616 | I'm just going to give you the slow clap and move on. You got me all flustered here. | I'm just going to give you the slow clap and move on. You got me all flustered here. |
| 618 | mio_dataset_00617 | Yeah, you got it. One does not simply walk into Ray today, not without being attacked by sirens, flashing lights, and screaming children. | Yeah, you got it. One does not simply walk into Ray today, not without being attacked by sirens, flashing lights, and screaming children. |
| 619 | mio_dataset_00618 | But I didn't choose the Gamer Life. The Gamer Life chose me. And I can make it rain quarters here. So this place wins number one for top 10 best places for first dates. | But I didn't choose the Gamer Life. The Gamer Life chose me. And I can make it rain quarters here. So this place wins number one for top 10 best places for first dates. |
| 620 | mio_dataset_00619 | Tonight on the menu we've got cheap beer, infinity quarters for the arcade, and the most brutal miniature golf course this side of the lazy links. | Tonight on the menu we've got cheap beer, infinity quarters for the arcade, and the most brutal miniature golf course this side of the lazy links. |
| 621 | mio_dataset_00620 | right what's a heathen to do these days what with all these heavenly bodies and whatnot | right what's a heathen to do these days what with all these heavenly bodies and whatnot |
| 622 | mio_dataset_00621 | But I've got a few good ideas of how we can kill some time in here, so it's worth the existential crisis. | But I've got a few good ideas of how we can kill some time in here, so it's worth the existential crisis. |
| 623 | mio_dataset_00622 | Whoa! Ten points to Slytherin for that zinger. Gosh, I'm a little speechless. | Whoa! Ten points to Slytherin for that zinger. Gosh, I'm a little speechless. |
| 624 | mio_dataset_00623 | Well, they say turn around is fair play, and I don't play fair, so... Turn around? Damn, that was a lot smoother in my head. | Well, they say turn around is fair play, and I don't play fair, so... Turn around? Damn, that was a lot smoother in my head. |
| 625 | mio_dataset_00624 | Oh, God. | Oh, God. |
| 626 | mio_dataset_00625 | Oh, God... | Oh, God... |
| 627 | mio_dataset_00626 | Oh, yes. Oh, yes! | Oh, yes. Oh, yes! |
| 628 | mio_dataset_00627 | Okay, I would. I mean, I would like it. | Okay, I would. I mean, I would like it. |
| 629 | mio_dataset_00628 | Oh, yes. | Oh, yes. |
| 630 | mio_dataset_00629 | Hey, I have an idea. See if you can distract me. | Hey, I have an idea. See if you can distract me. |
| 631 | mio_dataset_00630 | So, what brings you to Sombrosa anyway? Was it our expensive-ass craft beer industry? Or the unusually high number of topless coeds on our beaches? | So, what brings you to Sombrosa anyway? Was it our expensive-ass craft beer industry? Or the unusually high number of topless coeds on our beaches? |
| 632 | mio_dataset_00631 | Gosh, I love how you weave those pop culture references so effortlessly into your conversations. And so subtle. | Gosh, I love how you weave those pop culture references so effortlessly into your conversations. And so subtle. |
| 633 | mio_dataset_00632 | Well, I suppose I'm a bit of a walking meme machine myself. So let's agree to do our best and maybe ease up on the throttle a bit. | Well, I suppose I'm a bit of a walking meme machine myself. So let's agree to do our best and maybe ease up on the throttle a bit. |
| 634 | mio_dataset_00633 | I hear ya. I tell you, if I could haul one of these arcades down to the beach so I could play in a bikini, wow. | I hear ya. I tell you, if I could haul one of these arcades down to the beach so I could play in a bikini, wow. |
| 635 | mio_dataset_00634 | Well, that would be incredibly nerdy of me to admit, so I'm going to just alt-f4 and abandon that thread. | Well, that would be incredibly nerdy of me to admit, so I'm going to just alt-f4 and abandon that thread. |
| 636 | mio_dataset_00635 | In any case, I've requested bikinis as an official uniform option here at Rated-A, so maybe someday my dreams will come true. | In any case, I've requested bikinis as an official uniform option here at Rated-A, so maybe someday my dreams will come true. |
| 637 | mio_dataset_00636 | Womp womp, I guess I can't fault you for the cheesy punchline when I gave you a setup like that. | Womp womp, I guess I can't fault you for the cheesy punchline when I gave you a setup like that. |
| 638 | mio_dataset_00637 | Still, it's nice seeing fresh faces in town. Sometimes it feels like I'm stuck in a time loop or something. Sombrosa doesn't seem to change much day to day. | Still, it's nice seeing fresh faces in town. Sometimes it feels like I'm stuck in a time loop or something. Sombrosa doesn't seem to change much day to day. |
| 639 | mio_dataset_00638 | I might even be one of those immortal time loopers. Who knows? Maybe someday I'll fall down a pit and wake up in my bed, Bill Murray style. | I might even be one of those immortal time loopers. Who knows? Maybe someday I'll fall down a pit and wake up in my bed, Bill Murray style. |
| 640 | mio_dataset_00639 | Well, I broke the ice. I suppose it's your turn to conduct the interrogation. What's on your mind? | Well, I broke the ice. I suppose it's your turn to conduct the interrogation. What's on your mind? |
| 641 | mio_dataset_00640 | Look at us, conversing like normal, well-adjusted adults. We're so mature. | Look at us, conversing like normal, well-adjusted adults. We're so mature. |
| 642 | mio_dataset_00641 | Well, you tell me which kidney you like best and I'll get back to you. | Well, you tell me which kidney you like best and I'll get back to you. |
| 643 | mio_dataset_00642 | Haha, yeah! I love stuff! I have a place full of stuff, and I'm always doing stuff, too! | Haha, yeah! I love stuff! I have a place full of stuff, and I'm always doing stuff, too! |
| 644 | mio_dataset_00643 | Which conversation path will you take next, I wonder? | Which conversation path will you take next, I wonder? |
| 645 | mio_dataset_00644 | that's awesome yes you're exactly right and i would have found them too if it weren't for those meddling kids | that's awesome yes you're exactly right and i would have found them too if it weren't for those meddling kids |
| 646 | mio_dataset_00645 | You look like you've got something to say. Or an itch in a place you can't scratch. Either way, do it. | You look like you've got something to say. Or an itch in a place you can't scratch. Either way, do it. |
| 647 | mio_dataset_00646 | Oh, yawn! You sound like a Buzz-Read article. Here are the top 10 reasons people use words. You'll never believe number 5. | Oh, yawn! You sound like a Buzz-Read article. Here are the top 10 reasons people use words. You'll never believe number 5. |
| 648 | mio_dataset_00647 | Alright, enough talk. It's my turn to choose. Now we get to the heart of the date. A little game I like to call Get Smashed Bros. | Alright, enough talk. It's my turn to choose. Now we get to the heart of the date. A little game I like to call Get Smashed Bros. |
| 649 | mio_dataset_00648 | This is definitely one of those adult situations the ESRB warned you about. | This is definitely one of those adult situations the ESRB warned you about. |
| 650 | mio_dataset_00649 | Hells yes, I would. 3D printing is a thing and someday I'm 3D printing myself a Tesla. | Hells yes, I would. 3D printing is a thing and someday I'm 3D printing myself a Tesla. |
| 651 | mio_dataset_00650 | That's the spirit! | That's the spirit! |
| 652 | mio_dataset_00651 | The rules are simple. We play Road Combat 2 Mondo. Every time you lose a stock, you take a shot. Lose a bout, and you lose some clothes. Sound good? | The rules are simple. We play Road Combat 2 Mondo. Every time you lose a stock, you take a shot. Lose a bout, and you lose some clothes. Sound good? |
| 653 | mio_dataset_00652 | Oh man, are you in for a world of hurt! | Oh man, are you in for a world of hurt! |
| 654 | mio_dataset_00653 | You better hit that Ambien, cause you're already dreaming. | You better hit that Ambien, cause you're already dreaming. |
| 655 | mio_dataset_00654 | Eww, look at old Chun-Li McDiago here! Think you got the goods to easy-peasy me? | Eww, look at old Chun-Li McDiago here! Think you got the goods to easy-peasy me? |
| 656 | mio_dataset_00655 | I'm gonna start things fair and not use my main. Seeing as you're fighting out of your weight class. | I'm gonna start things fair and not use my main. Seeing as you're fighting out of your weight class. |
| 657 | mio_dataset_00656 | Yikes, that was weird. I mean, I don't want to blame my controller here, but my high kick felt like it had a weird delay. | Yikes, that was weird. I mean, I don't want to blame my controller here, but my high kick felt like it had a weird delay. |
| 658 | mio_dataset_00657 | Let me just switch up my controller. Here, you get my shirt. Don't get your nerd sweat on it. | Let me just switch up my controller. Here, you get my shirt. Don't get your nerd sweat on it. |
| 659 | mio_dataset_00658 | Alright, the tequila is ready. The stage is selected. You better grip stick because here I come! | Alright, the tequila is ready. The stage is selected. You better grip stick because here I come! |
| 660 | mio_dataset_00659 | oh my god you got totally wrecked that was literally the worst match i've ever seen | oh my god you got totally wrecked that was literally the worst match i've ever seen |
| 661 | mio_dataset_00660 | Well, take a shot! And I hope you're wearing underwear because those pants now belong to me. | Well, take a shot! And I hope you're wearing underwear because those pants now belong to me. |
| 662 | mio_dataset_00661 | Whoa whoa whoa! I guess luck wasn't a dump stat for you. That last stock was total BS. | Whoa whoa whoa! I guess luck wasn't a dump stat for you. That last stock was total BS. |
| 663 | mio_dataset_00662 | Well, looks like someone gets a peek at my bra, but you don't get to keep my shirt. Seriously, it's like my only shirt. | Well, looks like someone gets a peek at my bra, but you don't get to keep my shirt. Seriously, it's like my only shirt. |
| 664 | mio_dataset_00663 | Oh, yuck! That tequila ain't what I would call top shelf. Oh, jeez! | Oh, yuck! That tequila ain't what I would call top shelf. Oh, jeez! |
| 665 | mio_dataset_00664 | Alright, that's one more shot for you and one shot for me. Let me see the goods. | Alright, that's one more shot for you and one shot for me. Let me see the goods. |
| 666 | mio_dataset_00665 | Hey, look at you! You look good naked. You should consider being that more often. GG, by the way. | Hey, look at you! You look good naked. You should consider being that more often. GG, by the way. |
| 667 | mio_dataset_00666 | Oh no! She chokes on the final lap! Down go all her dreams! | Oh no! She chokes on the final lap! Down go all her dreams! |
| 668 | mio_dataset_00667 | Well, game over. But I had fun. And you get a little peek at my boring underwear. Great job. This game is happy end. | Well, game over. But I had fun. And you get a little peek at my boring underwear. Great job. This game is happy end. |
| 669 | mio_dataset_00668 | Erg, what's with this game today? There's like some crazy lag going on or something. | Erg, what's with this game today? There's like some crazy lag going on or something. |
| 670 | mio_dataset_00669 | Stupid always-on internet connection. It's ruining gaming. Oh, well, that's not your fault Here's your reward for winning | Stupid always-on internet connection. It's ruining gaming. Oh, well, that's not your fault Here's your reward for winning |
| 671 | mio_dataset_00670 | Wow, did you just frame perfect my entire super? That was sick. You've got some mad skills. | Wow, did you just frame perfect my entire super? That was sick. You've got some mad skills. |
| 672 | mio_dataset_00671 | Alright, time for round two. You'd better not be getting cocky just because you had one lucky round. | Alright, time for round two. You'd better not be getting cocky just because you had one lucky round. |
| 673 | mio_dataset_00672 | Yeah, that's shot number two. Okay, you're going down this time. My honor demands it. Fight! | Yeah, that's shot number two. Okay, you're going down this time. My honor demands it. Fight! |
| 674 | mio_dataset_00673 | Yes! I won! I knew I had it in me. In your face, loser! | Yes! I won! I knew I had it in me. In your face, loser! |
| 675 | mio_dataset_00674 | JK, JK, well fought. And to the victor go the spoils. And by spoils, I mean take your shot and let me see those undies. | JK, JK, well fought. And to the victor go the spoils. And by spoils, I mean take your shot and let me see those undies. |
| 676 | mio_dataset_00675 | Gosh, I'm not sure if you can call a game of Get Smash Bros. a success if no one gets naked, but I'm certainly a little smashed. GG. | Gosh, I'm not sure if you can call a game of Get Smash Bros. a success if no one gets naked, but I'm certainly a little smashed. GG. |
| 677 | mio_dataset_00676 | Wow, wow, wow! From the top rope? God, what an amazing match! That's the most fun I've had in years at this game! | Wow, wow, wow! From the top rope? God, what an amazing match! That's the most fun I've had in years at this game! |
| 678 | mio_dataset_00677 | Okay, well, I guess you earned this. | Okay, well, I guess you earned this. |
| 679 | mio_dataset_00678 | You can keep the panties, Tiger, but not the bra. Those are expensive. Oh wait, I'm not wearing one! | You can keep the panties, Tiger, but not the bra. Those are expensive. Oh wait, I'm not wearing one! |
| 680 | mio_dataset_00679 | You can keep the panties, Tiger, but not the bra. Those are expensive. | You can keep the panties, Tiger, but not the bra. Those are expensive. |
| 681 | mio_dataset_00680 | Fight! | Fight! |
| 682 | mio_dataset_00681 | Dude, what the hell? Did you just try to Konami code that bullshit? | Dude, what the hell? Did you just try to Konami code that bullshit? |
| 683 | mio_dataset_00682 | Alright, game over. I can see you're not into games like I am. That's fine, whatever. But you need some after school specials or something to sort you out. | Alright, game over. I can see you're not into games like I am. That's fine, whatever. But you need some after school specials or something to sort you out. |
| 684 | mio_dataset_00683 | Wow, I just... What's wrong with me today? I must be getting tilted or something because I never played as badly. | Wow, I just... What's wrong with me today? I must be getting tilted or something because I never played as badly. |
| 685 | mio_dataset_00684 | Okay, I can do this. Here's my shorts. Here's my shot. Third time's the charm. Round three, fight! | Okay, I can do this. Here's my shorts. Here's my shot. Third time's the charm. Round three, fight! |
| 686 | mio_dataset_00685 | So your heart didn't really seem to be in that one and that means that was a pity win | So your heart didn't really seem to be in that one and that means that was a pity win |
| 687 | mio_dataset_00686 | Let's just call the game there and then drink until we forget all the things. Thanks for trying to make me feel better. | Let's just call the game there and then drink until we forget all the things. Thanks for trying to make me feel better. |
| 688 | mio_dataset_00687 | Holy crap, I lost bad again! | Holy crap, I lost bad again! |
| 689 | mio_dataset_00688 | Usually, getting naked is the fun part, but I'm all kinds of salty. Here, take your peek. Then let's choose something else to do. | Usually, getting naked is the fun part, but I'm all kinds of salty. Here, take your peek. Then let's choose something else to do. |
| 690 | mio_dataset_00689 | Holy crap! I lost bad AGAIN?! What is it with this game today? | Holy crap! I lost bad AGAIN?! What is it with this game today? |
| 691 | mio_dataset_00690 | Boom! Down in flames! That's what you get for facing the goat! | Boom! Down in flames! That's what you get for facing the goat! |
| 692 | mio_dataset_00691 | That's a shot for you, and I'll take that shirt. One more, and I get a peek at your underwear. How scandalous. | That's a shot for you, and I'll take that shirt. One more, and I get a peek at your underwear. How scandalous. |
| 693 | mio_dataset_00692 | Ready? Fight! | Ready? Fight! |
| 694 | mio_dataset_00693 | Yes! And the winner is Mio! The crowd goes wild! The esports endorsements come flooding in! | Yes! And the winner is Mio! The crowd goes wild! The esports endorsements come flooding in! |
| 695 | mio_dataset_00694 | Alright, time for round two. You'd better up your game, or it's going to get really chilly in here. And this floor is sticky. | Alright, time for round two. You'd better up your game, or it's going to get really chilly in here. And this floor is sticky. |
| 696 | mio_dataset_00695 | What the heck? Did you see that? There's like some crazy lag going on or something. | What the heck? Did you see that? There's like some crazy lag going on or something. |
| 697 | mio_dataset_00696 | Aw man, my absolute victory was ruined by lag. Isn't that just the story of my life? Oh well. | Aw man, my absolute victory was ruined by lag. Isn't that just the story of my life? Oh well. |
| 698 | mio_dataset_00697 | Okay, bring on the tequila. Here are my shorts. I'm ready to face my destiny. | Okay, bring on the tequila. Here are my shorts. I'm ready to face my destiny. |
| 699 | mio_dataset_00698 | Okay, shot number one for me. Yuck! That's not what I would call top shelf. | Okay, shot number one for me. Yuck! That's not what I would call top shelf. |
| 700 | mio_dataset_00699 | Okay, here's my shorts. The series is tied 1-1. This is the match that decides everything. You ready? Fight! | Okay, here's my shorts. The series is tied 1-1. This is the match that decides everything. You ready? Fight! |
| 701 | mio_dataset_00700 | Alright, I won two to one. Instead of foregoing the grand prize, why don't we split it? You show me yours, I'll show you mine, sort of thing? | Alright, I won two to one. Instead of foregoing the grand prize, why don't we split it? You show me yours, I'll show you mine, sort of thing? |
| 702 | mio_dataset_00701 | Hey, look at you. You look good almost naked. You should consider being that more often. GG, by the way. | Hey, look at you. You look good almost naked. You should consider being that more often. GG, by the way. |
| 703 | mio_dataset_00702 | Before I grab a shot, let me just switch up my controller. Here, you get my shorts, but don't get your nerd sweat on them. | Before I grab a shot, let me just switch up my controller. Here, you get my shorts, but don't get your nerd sweat on them. |
| 704 | mio_dataset_00703 | Alright, final round. This is for all the cookie dough. Hit me with all you got. Fight! | Alright, final round. This is for all the cookie dough. Hit me with all you got. Fight! |
| 705 | mio_dataset_00704 | Looks like you won the gold. Great race. Okay, okay. Give me the tequila. I'll show you the goods. | Looks like you won the gold. Great race. Okay, okay. Give me the tequila. I'll show you the goods. |
| 706 | mio_dataset_00705 | Hey, looking good, old naked bear. I think that one shot went right to my head. | Hey, looking good, old naked bear. I think that one shot went right to my head. |
| 707 | mio_dataset_00706 | Hmm looks like this bottle is almost finished. I'll take one for the team and give it a good home | Hmm looks like this bottle is almost finished. I'll take one for the team and give it a good home |
| 708 | mio_dataset_00707 | Uh-oh, that was gross, but not nearly as gross as it should have been. | Uh-oh, that was gross, but not nearly as gross as it should have been. |
| 709 | mio_dataset_00708 | Good, good. You seem like an expert on these things, so I trust you completely. | Good, good. You seem like an expert on these things, so I trust you completely. |
| 710 | mio_dataset_00709 | Oh, well, you might want to keep that love in the shrink wrap for now, just in case that tequila returns for revenge. | Oh, well, you might want to keep that love in the shrink wrap for now, just in case that tequila returns for revenge. |
| 711 | mio_dataset_00710 | You know just what to say to make a girl feel special. | You know just what to say to make a girl feel special. |
| 712 | mio_dataset_00711 | Oh my gosh, I can't believe it! I got the duck! We won the raid! | Oh my gosh, I can't believe it! I got the duck! We won the raid! |
| 713 | mio_dataset_00712 | We did it? Are you serious? | We did it? Are you serious? |
| 714 | mio_dataset_00713 | Well, I don't know. There was that fifth grader that tried to bite me. But other than him, I definitely agree. | Well, I don't know. There was that fifth grader that tried to bite me. But other than him, I definitely agree. |
| 715 | mio_dataset_00714 | Hear, hear! | Hear, hear! |
| 716 | mio_dataset_00715 | Oh, guys, don't be silly. We're a team, and we're awesome. | Oh, guys, don't be silly. We're a team, and we're awesome. |
| 717 | mio_dataset_00716 | We did it! | We did it! |
| 718 | mio_dataset_00717 | Oh my gosh, I'm so happy and confused but mostly happy also my legs hurt and I've got sand in my bikini | Oh my gosh, I'm so happy and confused but mostly happy also my legs hurt and I've got sand in my bikini |
| 719 | mio_dataset_00718 | That sounds like a successful day to me! | That sounds like a successful day to me! |
| 720 | mio_dataset_00719 | Can you believe we won? | Can you believe we won? |
| 721 | mio_dataset_00720 | Yeah, I feel that way too. | Yeah, I feel that way too. |
| 722 | mio_dataset_00721 | Three cheers for us! | Three cheers for us! |
| 723 | mio_dataset_00722 | Hip-hip? Oh no! I just got a text from Dimitri. He says the cafe is burning down! | Hip-hip? Oh no! I just got a text from Dimitri. He says the cafe is burning down! |
| 724 | mio_dataset_00723 | Oh no! Like, for real? | Oh no! Like, for real? |
| 725 | mio_dataset_00724 | No. That means he's being lazy and wants my help. But I better go anyway. | No. That means he's being lazy and wants my help. But I better go anyway. |
| 726 | mio_dataset_00725 | I had so much fun, though, guys. Can't wait for the next one. | I had so much fun, though, guys. Can't wait for the next one. |
| 727 | mio_dataset_00726 | Me too, Lotus. Take care. Talk soon. | Me too, Lotus. Take care. Talk soon. |
| 728 | mio_dataset_00727 | Bye! | Bye! |
| 729 | mio_dataset_00728 | Aw, man! The personal one was a fifth grader who punched me in the boob! | Aw, man! The personal one was a fifth grader who punched me in the boob! |
| 730 | mio_dataset_00729 | little frog-headed monster let's see what happens if he ever wanders into my cafe | little frog-headed monster let's see what happens if he ever wanders into my cafe |
| 731 | mio_dataset_00730 | Me too. Maybe we should call it a day and go eat. | Me too. Maybe we should call it a day and go eat. |
| 732 | mio_dataset_00731 | It's okay, though. I had so much fun with you guys today. I'm so glad I got to do this. | It's okay, though. I had so much fun with you guys today. I'm so glad I got to do this. |
| 733 | mio_dataset_00732 | Yeah, next year. We need to make sure we get everyone down here. No excuses! | Yeah, next year. We need to make sure we get everyone down here. No excuses! |
| 734 | mio_dataset_00733 | Exactly. If you're laid up in the hospital, we're coming over there and pushing your bed out to the beach. | Exactly. If you're laid up in the hospital, we're coming over there and pushing your bed out to the beach. |
| 735 | mio_dataset_00734 | Agreed? | Agreed? |
| 736 | mio_dataset_00735 | Agreed! | Agreed! |
| 737 | mio_dataset_00736 | Awesome. It's good to have accomplices. | Awesome. It's good to have accomplices. |
| 738 | mio_dataset_00737 | Hey listen, I had a wonderful time today. Like, a seriously wonderful time. | Hey listen, I had a wonderful time today. Like, a seriously wonderful time. |
| 739 | mio_dataset_00738 | I haven't had that much fun in a long time, and I sort of sprung this whole thing on you, so... | I haven't had that much fun in a long time, and I sort of sprung this whole thing on you, so... |
| 740 | mio_dataset_00739 | Thanks. Thanks for making it happen. | Thanks. Thanks for making it happen. |
| 741 | mio_dataset_00740 | Thank you. Again, I mean, whoops. Never mind. | Thank you. Again, I mean, whoops. Never mind. |
| 742 | mio_dataset_00741 | Oh, well, it's a bit... complicated. | Oh, well, it's a bit... complicated. |
| 743 | mio_dataset_00742 | I actually game a lot. Like, a lot, a lot. Every night, in fact. It's sort of my real job. | I actually game a lot. Like, a lot, a lot. Every night, in fact. It's sort of my real job. |
| 744 | mio_dataset_00743 | Yeah, something like that. | Yeah, something like that. |
| 745 | mio_dataset_00744 | No, not a tester. I'm more of a streamer, I guess. A content creator. | No, not a tester. I'm more of a streamer, I guess. A content creator. |
| 746 | mio_dataset_00745 | Look, I'm... I'm really nervous that if I tell you the truth, you'll look at me differently. I don't know, maybe think less of me? | Look, I'm... I'm really nervous that if I tell you the truth, you'll look at me differently. I don't know, maybe think less of me? |
| 747 | mio_dataset_00746 | Do you promise you won't get weird, even if you find out that maybe I'm kinda weird? | Do you promise you won't get weird, even if you find out that maybe I'm kinda weird? |
| 748 | mio_dataset_00747 | Oh no, it's nothing like illegal or anything. | Oh no, it's nothing like illegal or anything. |
| 749 | mio_dataset_00748 | You know what? Let's just forget it. It's kind of private anyway. I shouldn't have brought it up. | You know what? Let's just forget it. It's kind of private anyway. I shouldn't have brought it up. |
| 750 | mio_dataset_00749 | Okay, you'll probably find out sooner than later. The truth is... | Okay, you'll probably find out sooner than later. The truth is... |
| 751 | mio_dataset_00750 | Dang, super chilly out here, suddenly. | Dang, super chilly out here, suddenly. |
| 752 | mio_dataset_00751 | I stream myself playing video games, and I'm actually not half bad at them, but I sort of stream myself not fully clothed. | I stream myself playing video games, and I'm actually not half bad at them, but I sort of stream myself not fully clothed. |
| 753 | mio_dataset_00752 | Yes, it's true. I take donations to do speedruns, weird challenges, the whole works. | Yes, it's true. I take donations to do speedruns, weird challenges, the whole works. |
| 754 | mio_dataset_00753 | No? Are you joking? You're joking with me, aren't you? | No? Are you joking? You're joking with me, aren't you? |
| 755 | mio_dataset_00754 | If this is a deal breaker for you, just say it. I'd rather tell the truth and get my heart broken than pretend not to care. | If this is a deal breaker for you, just say it. I'd rather tell the truth and get my heart broken than pretend not to care. |
| 756 | mio_dataset_00755 | Thanks again for a lovely day. I need to go. | Thanks again for a lovely day. I need to go. |
| 757 | mio_dataset_00756 | See you around! | See you around! |
| 758 | mio_dataset_00757 | Really? You're okay with it? That's... | Really? You're okay with it? That's... |
| 759 | mio_dataset_00758 | Wow, I don't know what to say. I'm so glad you're cool with it. Phew. It's such a relief telling you | Wow, I don't know what to say. I'm so glad you're cool with it. Phew. It's such a relief telling you |
| 760 | mio_dataset_00759 | Also, did you just ask to see me naked? You sneaky perv, Baka. | Also, did you just ask to see me naked? You sneaky perv, Baka. |
| 761 | mio_dataset_00760 | That's a huge weight lifted off me. Wow, you're cool. Thanks for being cool. | That's a huge weight lifted off me. Wow, you're cool. Thanks for being cool. |
| 762 | mio_dataset_00761 | うぅ... | うぅ... |
| 763 | mio_dataset_00762 | I see. That's fair. I'm glad we got that out of the way. | I see. That's fair. I'm glad we got that out of the way. |
| 764 | mio_dataset_00763 | Okay, well, I gotta run. I've got a shift starting in 20 minutes, and the arcade frowns on wearing bikinis to work. | Okay, well, I gotta run. I've got a shift starting in 20 minutes, and the arcade frowns on wearing bikinis to work. |
| 765 | mio_dataset_00764 | But before I go, I was hoping maybe you would kiss me? Went for the road. | But before I go, I was hoping maybe you would kiss me? Went for the road. |
| 766 | mio_dataset_00765 | For real. See you later. Bye. | For real. See you later. Bye. |
| 767 | mio_dataset_00766 | See you, Tiger. Thanks for playing games with me today. | See you, Tiger. Thanks for playing games with me today. |
| 768 | mio_dataset_00767 | Haha, you ass. Way to crush a girl's dreams under your jackassery. Ass. | Haha, you ass. Way to crush a girl's dreams under your jackassery. Ass. |
| 769 | mio_dataset_00768 | Whatever. Mio out. I'll go make out with someone else. Then you'll be sorry. | Whatever. Mio out. I'll go make out with someone else. Then you'll be sorry. |
| 770 | mio_dataset_00769 | Okay, no sweat. Thanks in a- Holy shit, look out! | Okay, no sweat. Thanks in a- Holy shit, look out! |
| 771 | mio_dataset_00770 | Whatever. You know what else is bad for you? | Whatever. You know what else is bad for you? |
| 772 | mio_dataset_00771 | This. Do it! | This. Do it! |
| 773 | mio_dataset_00772 | Hey, yo, you got a light? | Hey, yo, you got a light? |
| 774 | mio_dataset_00773 | Okay, no sweat. Thanks any- Holy shit, look out! | Okay, no sweat. Thanks any- Holy shit, look out! |
| 775 | mio_dataset_00774 | Uh... | Uh... |
| 776 | mio_dataset_00775 | Oh shit! Look out! | Oh shit! Look out! |
| 777 | mio_dataset_00776 | Hey, yo, you got a light? | Hey, yo, you got a light? |
| 778 | mio_dataset_00777 | Fantastic because you get a little of both today. I'm basically a basement dweller and we're by the ocean faces covered | Fantastic because you get a little of both today. I'm basically a basement dweller and we're by the ocean faces covered |
| 779 | mio_dataset_00778 | Well, I guess this is me saying no. No rescheduling. I'm gonna be mean and say you're not going anywhere. | Well, I guess this is me saying no. No rescheduling. I'm gonna be mean and say you're not going anywhere. |
| 780 | mio_dataset_00779 | Hey! Hey, hey, over here! | Hey! Hey, hey, over here! |
| 781 | mio_dataset_00780 | You made it! I'm so happy to see you. I was worried maybe you were too busy to waste time at the beach today. | You made it! I'm so happy to see you. I was worried maybe you were too busy to waste time at the beach today. |
| 782 | mio_dataset_00781 | Are you sure you're good to hang out? We can reschedule to another day when it's less busy. | Are you sure you're good to hang out? We can reschedule to another day when it's less busy. |
| 783 | mio_dataset_00782 | Hehe. Well, make sure you squirt some sunblock in that hand first. Otherwise, you're only going home with a sunburn. | Hehe. Well, make sure you squirt some sunblock in that hand first. Otherwise, you're only going home with a sunburn. |
| 784 | mio_dataset_00783 | Here, I'll help you, and you help me. I can't get that spot on my back that you actually need to be in shape to reach. Do it! | Here, I'll help you, and you help me. I can't get that spot on my back that you actually need to be in shape to reach. Do it! |
| 785 | mio_dataset_00784 | Here, lotion. Rub my back. Then I'll rub yours. It's gooey fun for all ages. | Here, lotion. Rub my back. Then I'll rub yours. It's gooey fun for all ages. |
| 786 | mio_dataset_00785 | Yeah, sorry, my bad. For what it's worth, it was amazing and fun, and maybe we can... | Yeah, sorry, my bad. For what it's worth, it was amazing and fun, and maybe we can... |
| 787 | mio_dataset_00786 | Well, I won't get ahead of myself again. Thanks for hearing me out. I hope we can still hang out and have fun together. | Well, I won't get ahead of myself again. Thanks for hearing me out. I hope we can still hang out and have fun together. |
| 788 | mio_dataset_00787 | Oh, um, good. That's, that's fun. Awesome. | Oh, um, good. That's, that's fun. Awesome. |
| 789 | mio_dataset_00788 | Phew, is it me or is it getting hot out here? We should put on a hat before we go down. I mean, fall down. | Phew, is it me or is it getting hot out here? We should put on a hat before we go down. I mean, fall down. |
| 790 | mio_dataset_00789 | Oh my, okay. I need some water. Excuse me. | Oh my, okay. I need some water. Excuse me. |
| 791 | mio_dataset_00790 | Hey, before we start baking our butts in the sun, I just wanted to say, um, sorry if I came on a little strong last time. | Hey, before we start baking our butts in the sun, I just wanted to say, um, sorry if I came on a little strong last time. |
| 792 | mio_dataset_00791 | I got a bit too tipsy, and maybe a bit too handsy, and this is the most awkward apology ever. | I got a bit too tipsy, and maybe a bit too handsy, and this is the most awkward apology ever. |
| 793 | mio_dataset_00792 | Just wanted to ask, we're cool, right? We had a good time? | Just wanted to ask, we're cool, right? We had a good time? |
| 794 | mio_dataset_00793 | Hey, so, um, awkward segue to, um, well, the activity we did together. You remember. | Hey, so, um, awkward segue to, um, well, the activity we did together. You remember. |
| 795 | mio_dataset_00794 | Oh, well, good. That's good. We're doing good today, like superheroes in bikinis, or something. | Oh, well, good. That's good. We're doing good today, like superheroes in bikinis, or something. |
| 796 | mio_dataset_00795 | Hey, look! The ocean! It's over there! When did that happen? Am I right? | Hey, look! The ocean! It's over there! When did that happen? Am I right? |
| 797 | mio_dataset_00796 | Okay, cool. The last thing I want to do is accidentally spook away interesting, attractive people. Seriously, the last thing. | Okay, cool. The last thing I want to do is accidentally spook away interesting, attractive people. Seriously, the last thing. |
| 798 | mio_dataset_00797 | Oh, no, no, I'm not saying those feelings didn't come from a good place. | Oh, no, no, I'm not saying those feelings didn't come from a good place. |
| 799 | mio_dataset_00798 | I just didn't want you to think, I just, I had a great time, and I wanted to make sure you had a good time too. | I just didn't want you to think, I just, I had a great time, and I wanted to make sure you had a good time too. |
| 800 | mio_dataset_00799 | You were great, and I was hoping I hadn't made it awkward and bleh. Never mind. | You were great, and I was hoping I hadn't made it awkward and bleh. Never mind. |
| 801 | mio_dataset_00800 | Ahaha, first rule of Mio. She opens her mouth and things get turned upside down. You can safely ignore me. | Ahaha, first rule of Mio. She opens her mouth and things get turned upside down. You can safely ignore me. |
| 802 | mio_dataset_00801 | I just felt really bad the next day, because maybe I pressured you, or talked you into it, or, you know? | I just felt really bad the next day, because maybe I pressured you, or talked you into it, or, you know? |
| 803 | mio_dataset_00802 | Are we cool? Do we feel at peace with our inner selves? | Are we cool? Do we feel at peace with our inner selves? |
| 804 | mio_dataset_00803 | Oh, well, that's good. That's a compliment. | Oh, well, that's good. That's a compliment. |
| 805 | mio_dataset_00804 | Ha! I had the sudden urge to ask you to put that in a whelp review, but please don't do that. | Ha! I had the sudden urge to ask you to put that in a whelp review, but please don't do that. |
| 806 | mio_dataset_00805 | I gotta do a better job getting out of work mode. Anyway, um, thanks. Ditto to what you said. | I gotta do a better job getting out of work mode. Anyway, um, thanks. Ditto to what you said. |
| 807 | mio_dataset_00806 | Anyway, so I'm not sure if you got the full download on what's going on here today like literally downloaded | Anyway, so I'm not sure if you got the full download on what's going on here today like literally downloaded |
| 808 | mio_dataset_00807 | Okay, no problem. A beach ball is good. But if you could just put it down for a second, I want to explain Prada-mon to you. | Okay, no problem. A beach ball is good. But if you could just put it down for a second, I want to explain Prada-mon to you. |
| 809 | mio_dataset_00808 | Oh, whoops! I should really double-check the messages I send out when I've been getting free shots at the arcade. | Oh, whoops! I should really double-check the messages I send out when I've been getting free shots at the arcade. |
| 810 | mio_dataset_00809 | Okay, hold that thought. I need to explain Prodemon to you. Class is now in session. | Okay, hold that thought. I need to explain Prodemon to you. Class is now in session. |
| 811 | mio_dataset_00810 | Yes! Oh my god! I love you! Yes! It's the prodemon event! Do you know what prodemon is? Do you play it? | Yes! Oh my god! I love you! Yes! It's the prodemon event! Do you know what prodemon is? Do you play it? |
| 812 | mio_dataset_00811 | It's a game you play on your phone, free download. And the name of the game is to catch these cute little protomon creatures and then make them fight to the death against other players' creatures. | It's a game you play on your phone, free download. And the name of the game is to catch these cute little protomon creatures and then make them fight to the death against other players' creatures. |
| 813 | mio_dataset_00812 | Thank you! I promise we don't need to play for very long if you're not into it. I'm sure the rest of the team and I will manage if you change your mind. | Thank you! I promise we don't need to play for very long if you're not into it. I'm sure the rest of the team and I will manage if you change your mind. |
| 814 | mio_dataset_00813 | You're so awesome! Oh my goodness! I'm so happy you're gonna play with us! | You're so awesome! Oh my goodness! I'm so happy you're gonna play with us! |
| 815 | mio_dataset_00814 | There are all kinds of different prodimon and ways to compete. There are fashion competitions, cooking competitions, singing competitions. | There are all kinds of different prodimon and ways to compete. There are fashion competitions, cooking competitions, singing competitions. |
| 816 | mio_dataset_00815 | The more you compete, the more products you unlock. Then you can dress up your protomon, or send them off to the Island of Skulls, or give them haircuts. It's awesome! | The more you compete, the more products you unlock. Then you can dress up your protomon, or send them off to the Island of Skulls, or give them haircuts. It's awesome! |
| 817 | mio_dataset_00816 | Today there's a raid, which means big event with big prizes, and I've invited some friends down to play, but I need one more person for a full prodigy. | Today there's a raid, which means big event with big prizes, and I've invited some friends down to play, but I need one more person for a full prodigy. |
| 818 | mio_dataset_00817 | Will you do it? Will you download PradaMon and play with us and help us be the very best like no one ever was? | Will you do it? Will you download PradaMon and play with us and help us be the very best like no one ever was? |
| 819 | mio_dataset_00818 | Please? I'll wear skimpy outfits and, like, clean your house or something. Anything. | Please? I'll wear skimpy outfits and, like, clean your house or something. Anything. |
| 820 | mio_dataset_00819 | Yes! Yes, yes, yes! With a full prodigy, there's a good chance we'll catch a mythic tier! | Yes! Yes, yes, yes! With a full prodigy, there's a good chance we'll catch a mythic tier! |
| 821 | mio_dataset_00820 | Oh man, I'm so happy. Thank you for being such a good sport. | Oh man, I'm so happy. Thank you for being such a good sport. |
| 822 | mio_dataset_00821 | I can't believe you're already a hardcore Prada Mom player like me! I'm so happy I could kiss you! | I can't believe you're already a hardcore Prada Mom player like me! I'm so happy I could kiss you! |
| 823 | mio_dataset_00822 | Yes! Kissing and proud-a-mon! This is already the best day. | Yes! Kissing and proud-a-mon! This is already the best day. |
| 824 | mio_dataset_00823 | Right, right. Nothing worse than incompatible protomon. Ugh, I hate the little animation they do when their feelings get hurt. | Right, right. Nothing worse than incompatible protomon. Ugh, I hate the little animation they do when their feelings get hurt. |
| 825 | mio_dataset_00824 | Right, good plan. Business before pleasure. Got it. | Right, good plan. Business before pleasure. Got it. |
| 826 | mio_dataset_00825 | Oh, here comes my friend. | Oh, here comes my friend. |
| 827 | mio_dataset_00826 | Lotus! Over here! The party's over here! Whoop whoop! | Lotus! Over here! The party's over here! Whoop whoop! |
| 828 | mio_dataset_00827 | That's right, Mio. We can do the raid with just the three of us. I know we can. | That's right, Mio. We can do the raid with just the three of us. I know we can. |
| 829 | mio_dataset_00828 | Are you sure? You guys still want to help me out? | Are you sure? You guys still want to help me out? |
| 830 | mio_dataset_00829 | Okay, I really appreciate it. Let's just give it our best shot and see what happens. | Okay, I really appreciate it. Let's just give it our best shot and see what happens. |
| 831 | mio_dataset_00830 | Yeah, that sounds like fun. Let's do it. | Yeah, that sounds like fun. Let's do it. |
| 832 | mio_dataset_00831 | We got this. | We got this. |
| 833 | mio_dataset_00832 | Let's do it! | Let's do it! |
| 834 | mio_dataset_00833 | Hi, Mule. I see you brought a friend. | Hi, Mule. I see you brought a friend. |
| 835 | mio_dataset_00834 | Have you two met before? | Have you two met before? |
| 836 | mio_dataset_00835 | oh yes no one can resist my coffee once i have my cup enclosed in you there is no escape | oh yes no one can resist my coffee once i have my cup enclosed in you there is no escape |
| 837 | mio_dataset_00836 | Lotus, where's Bonnie? Or Anon? | Lotus, where's Bonnie? Or Anon? |
| 838 | mio_dataset_00837 | I'm so sorry, Mio. They both had to cancel. | I'm so sorry, Mio. They both had to cancel. |
| 839 | mio_dataset_00838 | Oh no! That means there's only three of us! How are we going to catch the special event protomon? | Oh no! That means there's only three of us! How are we going to catch the special event protomon? |
| 840 | mio_dataset_00839 | That's why we wear the bikinis. | That's why we wear the bikinis. |
| 841 | mio_dataset_00840 | I don't know what that means, but I'm trying to get off of you! | I don't know what that means, but I'm trying to get off of you! |
| 842 | mio_dataset_00841 | yah many protoman players get surprisingly intimidated by pretty ladies in bikinis | yah many protoman players get surprisingly intimidated by pretty ladies in bikinis |
| 843 | mio_dataset_00842 | Have to prod'em all! | Have to prod'em all! |
| 844 | mio_dataset_00843 | Wooohooo! | Wooohooo! |
| 845 | mio_dataset_00844 | L-Lotus! Focus! We're not here to reenact our favorite anime! | L-Lotus! Focus! We're not here to reenact our favorite anime! |
| 846 | mio_dataset_00845 | Hey! | Hey! |
| 847 | mio_dataset_00846 | Oh my gosh, sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt. I was caught up in this silly game we're playing. | Oh my gosh, sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt. I was caught up in this silly game we're playing. |
| 848 | mio_dataset_00847 | Yes, that's me. Literally, the gal. There's only one gal that works there. The rest are adolescent boys. So many adolescent boys. | Yes, that's me. Literally, the gal. There's only one gal that works there. The rest are adolescent boys. So many adolescent boys. |
| 849 | mio_dataset_00848 | I'm Mio, by the way. Nice to meet you. | I'm Mio, by the way. Nice to meet you. |
| 850 | mio_dataset_00849 | Well, I'll let you two get back to your talky talk. I just wanted to cheer about how good we're doing. | Well, I'll let you two get back to your talky talk. I just wanted to cheer about how good we're doing. |
| 851 | mio_dataset_00850 | Did you catch that kerfuffle? You're awesome! Oh my gosh, we're actually winning the raid right now! | Did you catch that kerfuffle? You're awesome! Oh my gosh, we're actually winning the raid right now! |
| 852 | mio_dataset_00851 | You're literally my favorite person in the universe, undisputed heavyweight champion. | You're literally my favorite person in the universe, undisputed heavyweight champion. |
| 853 | mio_dataset_00852 | Let's keep it up. There's a Jigglyboob around here somewhere. If we can catch it, we'll have a solid lead. | Let's keep it up. There's a Jigglyboob around here somewhere. If we can catch it, we'll have a solid lead. |
| 854 | mio_dataset_00853 | Eee! I'm excited! I'll be our beat! | Eee! I'm excited! I'll be our beat! |
| 855 | mio_dataset_00854 | Oh no! Mio! I couldn't catch a duck in a truck. I'm so sorry. I used all 20 of my product placements. | Oh no! Mio! I couldn't catch a duck in a truck. I'm so sorry. I used all 20 of my product placements. |
| 856 | mio_dataset_00855 | No worries, it just wasn't meant to be. At least I got punched in the boob, right? That sort of made the day interesting. | No worries, it just wasn't meant to be. At least I got punched in the boob, right? That sort of made the day interesting. |
| 857 | mio_dataset_00856 | Whoa, something just happened! | Whoa, something just happened! |
| 858 | mio_dataset_00857 | Oh my god, I've got a hundred ultra placements! What's going on? Is this a glitch? | Oh my god, I've got a hundred ultra placements! What's going on? Is this a glitch? |
| 859 | mio_dataset_00858 | Who cares? Use them! Catch that duck! | Who cares? Use them! Catch that duck! |
| 860 | mio_dataset_00859 | Whoa, that's weird. Did you guys get kicked from the game? | Whoa, that's weird. Did you guys get kicked from the game? |
| 861 | mio_dataset_00860 | Aww! Oh no! We were so close! | Aww! Oh no! We were so close! |
| 862 | mio_dataset_00861 | Oh no! We have to be logged in to make sure we get our second place medal! Ah! I can't lose everything! | Oh no! We have to be logged in to make sure we get our second place medal! Ah! I can't lose everything! |
| 863 | mio_dataset_00862 | Hurry up, you stupid phone! Log back in! | Hurry up, you stupid phone! Log back in! |
| 864 | mio_dataset_00863 | Well, no worries. We gave it our best shot. If just one more person had shown up, we would have been laughing. But it's okay. | Well, no worries. We gave it our best shot. If just one more person had shown up, we would have been laughing. But it's okay. |
| 865 | mio_dataset_00864 | Maybe we'll catch the mythical Pradamon during the fall fair or something. | Maybe we'll catch the mythical Pradamon during the fall fair or something. |
| 866 | mio_dataset_00865 | Thanks for coming out and playing, though, guys. It means a whole bunch to me. | Thanks for coming out and playing, though, guys. It means a whole bunch to me. |
| 867 | mio_dataset_00866 | I think now's a good time to go drown our sorrows in ice cream. Let's go. My treat. | I think now's a good time to go drown our sorrows in ice cream. Let's go. My treat. |
| 868 | mio_dataset_00867 | Okay, here's a trickier one. | Okay, here's a trickier one. |
| 869 | mio_dataset_00868 | In Odoroku Bakari na Majiku Sakana Senshi, there's a scene where Sumi tries to seduce Kaito at the donut festival. | In Odoroku Bakari na Majiku Sakana Senshi, there's a scene where Sumi tries to seduce Kaito at the donut festival. |
| 870 | mio_dataset_00869 | Whoa! Wow, I... That's cool. I really like that. | Whoa! Wow, I... That's cool. I really like that. |
| 871 | mio_dataset_00870 | Sorry, the snapback to reality is sometimes a little too jarring for myself. Yes, I also think you're smexy. | Sorry, the snapback to reality is sometimes a little too jarring for myself. Yes, I also think you're smexy. |
| 872 | mio_dataset_00871 | What was the question? Ah, never mind. I can tell I only asked it because it was something upsetting and I needed to vent. | What was the question? Ah, never mind. I can tell I only asked it because it was something upsetting and I needed to vent. |
| 873 | mio_dataset_00872 | No, no, it's not too late. | No, no, it's not too late. |
| 874 | mio_dataset_00873 | The original mangaka said the story wasn't finished and would be continuing the series focused on Universe 2. | The original mangaka said the story wasn't finished and would be continuing the series focused on Universe 2. |
| 875 | mio_dataset_00874 | After he's out of jail, which is only like five years away | After he's out of jail, which is only like five years away |
| 876 | mio_dataset_00875 | I'm keeping this fandom alive. I don't care what you say. | I'm keeping this fandom alive. I don't care what you say. |
| 877 | mio_dataset_00876 | My question is, how many times should the writers have had them get it on instead of the zero times they actually did? | My question is, how many times should the writers have had them get it on instead of the zero times they actually did? |
| 878 | mio_dataset_00877 | The sexual tension was insane for those two. And they were so perfect for each other. And they would have made each other so happy. And arg. | The sexual tension was insane for those two. And they were so perfect for each other. And they would have made each other so happy. And arg. |
| 879 | mio_dataset_00878 | Anyway, go ahead and answer. | Anyway, go ahead and answer. |
| 880 | mio_dataset_00879 | No, only in Universe 4. The Kaito in that scene is from Universe 2, and he's the one who co-evolved with Coco in the Tarnish Pit. | No, only in Universe 4. The Kaito in that scene is from Universe 2, and he's the one who co-evolved with Coco in the Tarnish Pit. |
| 881 | mio_dataset_00880 | The Kaito and the Sumi in that scene are like fifth cousins at best. That's not even that bad for an anime. | The Kaito and the Sumi in that scene are like fifth cousins at best. That's not even that bad for an anime. |
| 882 | mio_dataset_00881 | Ugh, you're killing me here. I'm dying. I'm dead. | Ugh, you're killing me here. I'm dying. I'm dead. |
| 883 | mio_dataset_00882 | Ah, very nice. Goodyear, nice bouquet. | Ah, very nice. Goodyear, nice bouquet. |
| 884 | mio_dataset_00883 | Hmm, that's a good question. | Hmm, that's a good question. |
| 885 | mio_dataset_00884 | You know, there's this one anime I just finished watching that I haven't been able to get out of my head. | You know, there's this one anime I just finished watching that I haven't been able to get out of my head. |
| 886 | mio_dataset_00885 | All right, this is the third class. | All right, this is the third class. |
| 887 | mio_dataset_00886 | Haha, ice wine? Like, this wine tastes really ice? | Haha, ice wine? Like, this wine tastes really ice? |
| 888 | mio_dataset_00887 | Like nice, but ice. | Like nice, but ice. |
| 889 | mio_dataset_00888 | Well, I forget the rest of my questions. Did you have any questions for me? Maybe something nerdy to make me feel better about my personal interests? | Well, I forget the rest of my questions. Did you have any questions for me? Maybe something nerdy to make me feel better about my personal interests? |
| 890 | mio_dataset_00889 | Oh, good question, because it used to be one thing for a long time, but I just watched a new one, and it's that one now. | Oh, good question, because it used to be one thing for a long time, but I just watched a new one, and it's that one now. |
| 891 | mio_dataset_00890 | The anime is called Doki Doki Gaya Senki DX3. | The anime is called Doki Doki Gaya Senki DX3. |
| 892 | mio_dataset_00891 | And it's probably not actually my all-time favorite. Let's just say it's my temporary favorite. | And it's probably not actually my all-time favorite. Let's just say it's my temporary favorite. |
| 893 | mio_dataset_00892 | Yeah, that's what I said when I read up on the storyline. | Yeah, that's what I said when I read up on the storyline. |
| 894 | mio_dataset_00893 | My summer fling, if you will. | My summer fling, if you will. |
| 895 | mio_dataset_00894 | It's a Yandere story about this boy who discovers that he has the power to kill people with his mind, but only if he's kind to them. | It's a Yandere story about this boy who discovers that he has the power to kill people with his mind, but only if he's kind to them. |
| 896 | mio_dataset_00895 | So the whole show is him trying to be as kind as possible to all the people who are awful to him or who are just his romantic rivals for this girl he falls in love with. | So the whole show is him trying to be as kind as possible to all the people who are awful to him or who are just his romantic rivals for this girl he falls in love with. |
| 897 | mio_dataset_00896 | It's heartbreaking because there are times when he's trying to use his power to defend himself. Like he's getting beat up and he's trying harder and harder to be nice to the bully. | It's heartbreaking because there are times when he's trying to use his power to defend himself. Like he's getting beat up and he's trying harder and harder to be nice to the bully. |
| 898 | mio_dataset_00897 | And then he can't be nice to the girl he loves because otherwise, well, you see the dilemma. | And then he can't be nice to the girl he loves because otherwise, well, you see the dilemma. |
| 899 | mio_dataset_00898 | It sure does. Would it surprise you to find out there's also a talking alligator? Because there is. | It sure does. Would it surprise you to find out there's also a talking alligator? Because there is. |
| 900 | mio_dataset_00899 | He's supposed to be like this ancient spirit, but I think the original artist just really liked drawing lizards and stuff. | He's supposed to be like this ancient spirit, but I think the original artist just really liked drawing lizards and stuff. |
| 901 | mio_dataset_00900 | So, okay, as dumb as this sounds, my favorite part of the anime isn't the Yandere. | So, okay, as dumb as this sounds, my favorite part of the anime isn't the Yandere. |
| 902 | mio_dataset_00901 | It's actually the senpai, the girl that the main character is in love with. | It's actually the senpai, the girl that the main character is in love with. |
| 903 | mio_dataset_00902 | I know it's kind of silly, but whenever the universe makes me feel this way about a certain character or story, I feel like I need to slow down and pay attention. | I know it's kind of silly, but whenever the universe makes me feel this way about a certain character or story, I feel like I need to slow down and pay attention. |
| 904 | mio_dataset_00903 | If you watch it with me, well then, you're good people. | If you watch it with me, well then, you're good people. |
| 905 | mio_dataset_00904 | Well, sometimes you just gotta get a little louder, I guess. | Well, sometimes you just gotta get a little louder, I guess. |
| 906 | mio_dataset_00905 | Especially when there's wine in your face and your cheeks and your face. | Especially when there's wine in your face and your cheeks and your face. |
| 907 | mio_dataset_00906 | No, you shush. | No, you shush. |
| 908 | mio_dataset_00907 | And it's because, well, I feel really, really connected to her. | And it's because, well, I feel really, really connected to her. |
| 909 | mio_dataset_00908 | Whoops! Alcohol abuse! Someone better clean this up. | Whoops! Alcohol abuse! Someone better clean this up. |
| 910 | mio_dataset_00909 | She doesn't have the most screen time, but she's written in a way where she's just sort of a quiet character. Like, the loudest part of her is actually the world just dealing with her. | She doesn't have the most screen time, but she's written in a way where she's just sort of a quiet character. Like, the loudest part of her is actually the world just dealing with her. |
| 911 | mio_dataset_00910 | Every time she's on screen, she says something that gives everyone a little boost, you know? And as a result, all this misfortune befalls her. | Every time she's on screen, she says something that gives everyone a little boost, you know? And as a result, all this misfortune befalls her. |
| 912 | mio_dataset_00911 | She's got stalkers. Her friends keep dying. Her family is weird and probably abusive and so on. | She's got stalkers. Her friends keep dying. Her family is weird and probably abusive and so on. |
| 913 | mio_dataset_00912 | And I love her and she's pretty and she dies and her death is beautiful and spoiler I guess | And I love her and she's pretty and she dies and her death is beautiful and spoiler I guess |
| 914 | mio_dataset_00913 | Will you? All I want in life right now is someone to talk to about this story. | Will you? All I want in life right now is someone to talk to about this story. |
| 915 | mio_dataset_00914 | Woof. I think maybe I should have used that spitty bucket. I'm already a little inebriated. | Woof. I think maybe I should have used that spitty bucket. I'm already a little inebriated. |
| 916 | mio_dataset_00915 | That's what you get for not eating breakfast and lunch, I guess. Even if all you want to do is fit into the cosplay you just bought. | That's what you get for not eating breakfast and lunch, I guess. Even if all you want to do is fit into the cosplay you just bought. |
| 917 | mio_dataset_00916 | I don't think I want to hit the next place. Do you want to just go get some fries or something? | I don't think I want to hit the next place. Do you want to just go get some fries or something? |
| 918 | mio_dataset_00917 | Okay, but you're gonna have to do most of the bouncing because I think this floor is a bit slanted. | Okay, but you're gonna have to do most of the bouncing because I think this floor is a bit slanted. |
| 919 | mio_dataset_00918 | No! Fries for sure! Fries are good! Especially spicy fries! | No! Fries for sure! Fries are good! Especially spicy fries! |
| 920 | mio_dataset_00919 | That's fun to say. Spicy fries. Spicy fries. | That's fun to say. Spicy fries. Spicy fries. |
| 921 | mio_dataset_00920 | ひひひひひひ | ひひひひひひ |
| 922 | mio_dataset_00921 | Does it? Hmm, it's probably just hunger. | Does it? Hmm, it's probably just hunger. |
| 923 | mio_dataset_00922 | I need fries for sure. My stomach sounds depressed when it growls. | I need fries for sure. My stomach sounds depressed when it growls. |
| 924 | mio_dataset_00923 | Listen, oh no, feed me, you jerk. | Listen, oh no, feed me, you jerk. |
| 925 | mio_dataset_00924 | Well, I've officially outed myself as a big weirdo nerd. | Well, I've officially outed myself as a big weirdo nerd. |
| 926 | mio_dataset_00925 | I should probably leave the anime analysis to the professionals. | I should probably leave the anime analysis to the professionals. |
| 927 | mio_dataset_00926 | All those teenagers on YouTube. | All those teenagers on YouTube. |
| 928 | mio_dataset_00927 | He's so weird sometimes. | He's so weird sometimes. |
| 929 | mio_dataset_00928 | May their voices break as they share their wisdom with us. | May their voices break as they share their wisdom with us. |
| 930 | mio_dataset_00929 | Oh, well, thank you. | Oh, well, thank you. |
| 931 | mio_dataset_00930 | Just to want what other people have, even their pain. | Just to want what other people have, even their pain. |
| 932 | mio_dataset_00931 | I was just thinking about the senpai from my show. | I was just thinking about the senpai from my show. |
| 933 | mio_dataset_00932 | Sometimes I feel like her problems are better than mine because... | Sometimes I feel like her problems are better than mine because... |
| 934 | mio_dataset_00933 | I don't know. They're a more worthwhile pain, I guess. | I don't know. They're a more worthwhile pain, I guess. |
| 935 | mio_dataset_00934 | It's hard feeling like your problems are self-inflicted nonsense. It's not that you dislike the pain, it's that you think it's mundane and unimportant. | It's hard feeling like your problems are self-inflicted nonsense. It's not that you dislike the pain, it's that you think it's mundane and unimportant. |
| 936 | mio_dataset_00935 | Important pain, hmm? Weird thought. | Important pain, hmm? Weird thought. |
| 937 | mio_dataset_00936 | Look, I'm going to do something I would normally never do, but I think I've had enough wine to do this. | Look, I'm going to do something I would normally never do, but I think I've had enough wine to do this. |
| 938 | mio_dataset_00937 | I want to give you the streaming address for my show. | I want to give you the streaming address for my show. |
| 939 | mio_dataset_00938 | Just watch it, please. I need someone else to know. Someone to talk to about it. | Just watch it, please. I need someone else to know. Someone to talk to about it. |
| 940 | mio_dataset_00939 | Yeah, it is. | Yeah, it is. |
| 941 | mio_dataset_00940 | I mean, I don't get quite as heated or opinionated on stream as I do in real life. | I mean, I don't get quite as heated or opinionated on stream as I do in real life. |
| 942 | mio_dataset_00941 | But you get to see boobies, so everyone is happy. | But you get to see boobies, so everyone is happy. |
| 943 | mio_dataset_00942 | Just in case we're not super clear on the details, I play video games naked. | Just in case we're not super clear on the details, I play video games naked. |
| 944 | mio_dataset_00943 | People tip me money. | People tip me money. |
| 945 | mio_dataset_00944 | Sometimes I do more than take off my clothes. | Sometimes I do more than take off my clothes. |
| 946 | mio_dataset_00945 | It means I'm a big fat bot, and the internet hates me and loves me at the same time. It's very confusing. | It means I'm a big fat bot, and the internet hates me and loves me at the same time. It's very confusing. |
| 947 | mio_dataset_00946 | I want you to watch it, and then I want you to talk to me. | I want you to watch it, and then I want you to talk to me. |
| 948 | mio_dataset_00947 | Anything everything I haven't talked about this really weird thing I do with anyone and I feel like | Anything everything I haven't talked about this really weird thing I do with anyone and I feel like |
| 949 | mio_dataset_00948 | I don't know. I feel like I have this secret identity or something. | I don't know. I feel like I have this secret identity or something. |
| 950 | mio_dataset_00949 | Will you do that for me? | Will you do that for me? |
| 951 | mio_dataset_00950 | Thank you. | Thank you. |
| 952 | mio_dataset_00951 | I know how weird this sounds. | I know how weird this sounds. |
| 953 | mio_dataset_00952 | And I know the wine probably isn't helping. | And I know the wine probably isn't helping. |
| 954 | mio_dataset_00953 | Or it's helping a whole lot. I don't know. | Or it's helping a whole lot. I don't know. |
| 955 | mio_dataset_00954 | Okay, that's fair. That's all I can ask for. | Okay, that's fair. That's all I can ask for. |
| 956 | mio_dataset_00955 | I have a stalker. | I have a stalker. |
| 957 | mio_dataset_00956 | Wait, wait, it's not as bad as it sounds. Probably. | Wait, wait, it's not as bad as it sounds. Probably. |
| 958 | mio_dataset_00957 | No, no, not here. At least, I don't think so. | No, no, not here. At least, I don't think so. |
| 959 | mio_dataset_00958 | Ah! Oh my goodness! Sorry! You startled me! | Ah! Oh my goodness! Sorry! You startled me! |
| 960 | mio_dataset_00959 | Sorry, I was really deep in thought there, I guess. Unless you're a great deal sneakier than I thought. | Sorry, I was really deep in thought there, I guess. Unless you're a great deal sneakier than I thought. |
| 961 | mio_dataset_00960 | I mean, who isn't these days? | I mean, who isn't these days? |
| 962 | mio_dataset_00961 | Oh, just something really nerdy and stupid. I don't even want to say. | Oh, just something really nerdy and stupid. I don't even want to say. |
| 963 | mio_dataset_00962 | But don't worry, I'm sure after a few glasses of wine, you'll be hearing all my random thoughts and opinions. | But don't worry, I'm sure after a few glasses of wine, you'll be hearing all my random thoughts and opinions. |
| 964 | mio_dataset_00963 | There's this guy, or gal, I suppose, that follows my stream. | There's this guy, or gal, I suppose, that follows my stream. |
| 965 | mio_dataset_00964 | They've donated a lot of money to me over time. Every time I auction off a Make Me Do Anything stream, they always buy it. | They've donated a lot of money to me over time. Every time I auction off a Make Me Do Anything stream, they always buy it. |
| 966 | mio_dataset_00965 | Well, yeah, I think about it all the time. | Well, yeah, I think about it all the time. |
| 967 | mio_dataset_00966 | But it hasn't quite gotten bad yet. I just... | But it hasn't quite gotten bad yet. I just... |
| 968 | mio_dataset_00967 | That's just another thing I needed to tell someone. | That's just another thing I needed to tell someone. |
| 969 | mio_dataset_00968 | Eeeh? | Eeeh? |
| 970 | mio_dataset_00969 | I like you, and I trust you. | I like you, and I trust you. |
| 971 | mio_dataset_00970 | And like everything else, I just really needed to tell someone. | And like everything else, I just really needed to tell someone. |
| 972 | mio_dataset_00971 | They've sent me a lot of emails. Emails asking to meet me or to talk on the phone. | They've sent me a lot of emails. Emails asking to meet me or to talk on the phone. |
| 973 | mio_dataset_00972 | Those ghost messages you fixed? Every time they went off, I thought maybe this was it. This was the stalker finding me. | Those ghost messages you fixed? Every time they went off, I thought maybe this was it. This was the stalker finding me. |
| 974 | mio_dataset_00973 | It's sort of maybe why they were driving me crazy. | It's sort of maybe why they were driving me crazy. |
| 975 | mio_dataset_00974 | No, they haven't done anything illegal or alarming or anything. | No, they haven't done anything illegal or alarming or anything. |
| 976 | mio_dataset_00975 | They're just... They're really into me. | They're just... They're really into me. |
| 977 | mio_dataset_00976 | I'm their senpai, I guess. | I'm their senpai, I guess. |
| 978 | mio_dataset_00977 | I think I'm actually going to walk home now. It's really nice out and I don't live far from here. | I think I'm actually going to walk home now. It's really nice out and I don't live far from here. |
| 979 | mio_dataset_00978 | No, I would much prefer to walk right now. Thank you. | No, I would much prefer to walk right now. Thank you. |
| 980 | mio_dataset_00979 | I just need a walk. I got a lot of thoughts in this silly brain. | I just need a walk. I got a lot of thoughts in this silly brain. |
| 981 | mio_dataset_00980 | Mwah! See you later. | Mwah! See you later. |
| 982 | mio_dataset_00981 | Thanks for everything. | Thanks for everything. |
| 983 | mio_dataset_00982 | Don't watch Doki Doki Gaia Senki DX3 without me. | Don't watch Doki Doki Gaia Senki DX3 without me. |
| 984 | mio_dataset_00983 | I'll know, and I'll cut you. | I'll know, and I'll cut you. |
| 985 | mio_dataset_00984 | I'll text you the website for the stream. Bye! | I'll text you the website for the stream. Bye! |
| 986 | mio_dataset_00985 | You know, I've lived here for basically forever, and I've never done a wine tour. What's up with that? | You know, I've lived here for basically forever, and I've never done a wine tour. What's up with that? |
| 987 | mio_dataset_00986 | I mean they drive you to the wine. They give you all the wine. This is a genius idea and somehow I've been missing out | I mean they drive you to the wine. They give you all the wine. This is a genius idea and somehow I've been missing out |
| 988 | mio_dataset_00987 | Yeah, exactly. Not the first time. Won't be the last time either. | Yeah, exactly. Not the first time. Won't be the last time either. |
| 989 | mio_dataset_00988 | Now, I notice there's no wine out here, so let's stop doing out here and let's go in. | Now, I notice there's no wine out here, so let's stop doing out here and let's go in. |
| 990 | mio_dataset_00989 | I don't discriminate. Wine, beer, cocktails. I see the beauty in each of them. | I don't discriminate. Wine, beer, cocktails. I see the beauty in each of them. |
| 991 | mio_dataset_00990 | Brr! Why is the world so hostile to ladies with chilly bodies? | Brr! Why is the world so hostile to ladies with chilly bodies? |
| 992 | mio_dataset_00991 | Half the places I go to shop or hang out, I feel like I need to bring a blanket. How's a cold-blooded girl supposed to make it in the world? | Half the places I go to shop or hang out, I feel like I need to bring a blanket. How's a cold-blooded girl supposed to make it in the world? |
| 993 | mio_dataset_00992 | Are you saying I can give you the tauntaun treatment? Cut you open and wear you like a... | Are you saying I can give you the tauntaun treatment? Cut you open and wear you like a... |
| 994 | mio_dataset_00993 | Wow, I'm not gonna finish that thought. That joke sounded a lot less psycho in my head. | Wow, I'm not gonna finish that thought. That joke sounded a lot less psycho in my head. |
| 995 | mio_dataset_00994 | Mo-o-oving on... | Mo-o-oving on... |
| 996 | mio_dataset_00995 | Oh, you cruel, altered beast, you. I'll show you a good moaning. | Oh, you cruel, altered beast, you. I'll show you a good moaning. |
| 997 | mio_dataset_00996 | Er, wait, that sounded really bad. Whoops! | Er, wait, that sounded really bad. Whoops! |
| 998 | mio_dataset_00997 | Ooh, this one is good. I actually prefer whites in general because reds sometimes give me tummy aches and migraines. | Ooh, this one is good. I actually prefer whites in general because reds sometimes give me tummy aches and migraines. |
| 999 | mio_dataset_00998 | And before you give me sass, I don't just mean the next day. So stow away those smart-aleck comments I hear you brewing up. | And before you give me sass, I don't just mean the next day. So stow away those smart-aleck comments I hear you brewing up. |
| 1000 | mio_dataset_00999 | You should. I burned you. That's 1d6 damage. | You should. I burned you. That's 1d6 damage. |
| 1001 | mio_dataset_01000 | That strategy only works for a little while for me before I'm waking up on my floor and realizing I've texted all my exes to tell them I miss them. | That strategy only works for a little while for me before I'm waking up on my floor and realizing I've texted all my exes to tell them I miss them. |
| 1002 | mio_dataset_01001 | Hey, look, wine! I'm gonna drink it. | Hey, look, wine! I'm gonna drink it. |
| 1003 | mio_dataset_01002 | So, kidding aside, how's the vacation going? Half over, right? Are you on track for all the trouble you wanted to cause by now? | So, kidding aside, how's the vacation going? Half over, right? Are you on track for all the trouble you wanted to cause by now? |
| 1004 | mio_dataset_01003 | Oh, I hate that it makes me feel like i'm stuck in a video game and i'm playing kind of bad So I have to keep doing the reload of shame | Oh, I hate that it makes me feel like i'm stuck in a video game and i'm playing kind of bad So I have to keep doing the reload of shame |
| 1005 | mio_dataset_01004 | Well, at least today is different, right? We haven't gone out and consumed fancy booze during the day yet. | Well, at least today is different, right? We haven't gone out and consumed fancy booze during the day yet. |
| 1006 | mio_dataset_01005 | Haha, you bastard. Don't be hatin' on all this. I know you like the shorts. I see you, Marin. | Haha, you bastard. Don't be hatin' on all this. I know you like the shorts. I see you, Marin. |
| 1007 | mio_dataset_01006 | Hey, I know what you mean. The whole reason for my... | Hey, I know what you mean. The whole reason for my... |
| 1008 | mio_dataset_01007 | uh night job is because it's way too expensive to live in sombrosa | uh night job is because it's way too expensive to live in sombrosa |
| 1009 | mio_dataset_01008 | And the arcade isn't much help. They'd have to bump my wage by, like, $30 an hour for me to make up the difference. | And the arcade isn't much help. They'd have to bump my wage by, like, $30 an hour for me to make up the difference. |
| 1010 | mio_dataset_01009 | I mostly just work at the arcade for fun. | I mostly just work at the arcade for fun. |
| 1011 | mio_dataset_01010 | But side note, I hope you'll take this as a compliment, but I feel like you could definitely consider modeling or cam work. | But side note, I hope you'll take this as a compliment, but I feel like you could definitely consider modeling or cam work. |
| 1012 | mio_dataset_01011 | You're, uh, kind of pretty, don't you know? | You're, uh, kind of pretty, don't you know? |
| 1013 | mio_dataset_01012 | Ooh, that's so pretty. I think I want to dye my hair this color. | Ooh, that's so pretty. I think I want to dye my hair this color. |
| 1014 | mio_dataset_01013 | Whoops, I might have said that a bit too loud. | Whoops, I might have said that a bit too loud. |
| 1015 | mio_dataset_01014 | That's such a small population of people, though. Why should we be worried about them? | That's such a small population of people, though. Why should we be worried about them? |
| 1016 | mio_dataset_01015 | I think that might be against my religion. | I think that might be against my religion. |
| 1017 | mio_dataset_01016 | Tell you what, we'll consult legal counsel and take it into consideration. | Tell you what, we'll consult legal counsel and take it into consideration. |
| 1018 | mio_dataset_01017 | Spitting out wine? Who does that? Quitters, that's who. | Spitting out wine? Who does that? Quitters, that's who. |
| 1019 | mio_dataset_01018 | And in the adult entertainment industry, those two are the same thing. | And in the adult entertainment industry, those two are the same thing. |
| 1020 | mio_dataset_01019 | phone, there is no message. There's no message. Please stop notifying me about ghost messages. | phone, there is no message. There's no message. Please stop notifying me about ghost messages. |
| 1021 | mio_dataset_01020 | It's just my dumb phone. It alerts me five or six times a day to messages that aren't there. | It's just my dumb phone. It alerts me five or six times a day to messages that aren't there. |
| 1022 | mio_dataset_01021 | I've done all sorts of fooling around with it. Firmware updates, flashing it, everything I can think of. | I've done all sorts of fooling around with it. Firmware updates, flashing it, everything I can think of. |
| 1023 | mio_dataset_01022 | Right? If I was a ghost, I wouldn't be lighting up some poor girl's phone. I'd be... | Right? If I was a ghost, I wouldn't be lighting up some poor girl's phone. I'd be... |
| 1024 | mio_dataset_01023 | I don't know. Scaring birds? Something. My imagination broke. | I don't know. Scaring birds? Something. My imagination broke. |
| 1025 | mio_dataset_01024 | Sorry, that probably sounds like the least important of all first world problems, but I feel like it's going to drive me insane. | Sorry, that probably sounds like the least important of all first world problems, but I feel like it's going to drive me insane. |
| 1026 | mio_dataset_01025 | Yeah, me and warranties don't really get along. | Yeah, me and warranties don't really get along. |
| 1027 | mio_dataset_01026 | For real? You think you can fix it? You're not just playing with my emotions? | For real? You think you can fix it? You're not just playing with my emotions? |
| 1028 | mio_dataset_01027 | Sure, thanks. Knock yourself out. The next step I'm most likely to try is dropping it into the ocean, but you take a crack first. | Sure, thanks. Knock yourself out. The next step I'm most likely to try is dropping it into the ocean, but you take a crack first. |
| 1029 | mio_dataset_01028 | While you're doing that, I'll BRB. The wine decided it's done with me and would like to head home. | While you're doing that, I'll BRB. The wine decided it's done with me and would like to head home. |
| 1030 | mio_dataset_01029 | Good luck! I'm thinking fix-it bots. | Good luck! I'm thinking fix-it bots. |
| 1031 | mio_dataset_01030 | Okay, I've been waiting for a time to ask you some stuff, and now seems like as good a time as any. | Okay, I've been waiting for a time to ask you some stuff, and now seems like as good a time as any. |
| 1032 | mio_dataset_01031 | I've got some difficult things to ask you about. Stuff I need to know before I can decide if this relationship can continue. | I've got some difficult things to ask you about. Stuff I need to know before I can decide if this relationship can continue. |
| 1033 | mio_dataset_01032 | Are you ready? This won't be easy, but we can get through it. | Are you ready? This won't be easy, but we can get through it. |
| 1034 | mio_dataset_01033 | Good. That's a natural response to danger. | Good. That's a natural response to danger. |
| 1035 | mio_dataset_01034 | But that kind of spidey sense is only going to get you so far. So, without further ado... | But that kind of spidey sense is only going to get you so far. So, without further ado... |
| 1036 | mio_dataset_01035 | Do not underestimate my power. I have the high ground. | Do not underestimate my power. I have the high ground. |
| 1037 | mio_dataset_01036 | I mean, wait, the low ground. The low ground? Is that what it's called? | I mean, wait, the low ground. The low ground? Is that what it's called? |
| 1038 | mio_dataset_01037 | Whatever. I got a lightsaber, bitch. I'm not afraid of you. | Whatever. I got a lightsaber, bitch. I'm not afraid of you. |
| 1039 | mio_dataset_01038 | Okay, question one. Which princess? Daisy or Peach? | Okay, question one. Which princess? Daisy or Peach? |
| 1040 | mio_dataset_01039 | I really hope you mean Bowsette or whatever. | I really hope you mean Bowsette or whatever. |
| 1041 | mio_dataset_01040 | Actually, I was thinking of dressing up as Bowsette for a stream the other day, but looking at the cosplay... | Actually, I was thinking of dressing up as Bowsette for a stream the other day, but looking at the cosplay... |
| 1042 | mio_dataset_01041 | I mean, I wasn't super comfortable with the resemblance. Let's put it that way. | I mean, I wasn't super comfortable with the resemblance. Let's put it that way. |
| 1043 | mio_dataset_01042 | Right? Gosh, I don't know what it is, but there's just something about how girly she is. | Right? Gosh, I don't know what it is, but there's just something about how girly she is. |
| 1044 | mio_dataset_01043 | All the pink, the super feminine voice. Gosh, I don't know. It just pushes buttons inside of me. I didn't even know we're there. | All the pink, the super feminine voice. Gosh, I don't know. It just pushes buttons inside of me. I didn't even know we're there. |
| 1045 | mio_dataset_01044 | I mean, I've probably got some package from my childhood sprinkled in there too, but really, who doesn't? | I mean, I've probably got some package from my childhood sprinkled in there too, but really, who doesn't? |
| 1046 | mio_dataset_01045 | Hmm, you make an interesting point. Peach does not have a voice for screaming. | Hmm, you make an interesting point. Peach does not have a voice for screaming. |
| 1047 | mio_dataset_01046 | But I'm afraid I can't agree. Peach's voice is just so girly and wonderful. I long to hear her promise to make me a cake. | But I'm afraid I can't agree. Peach's voice is just so girly and wonderful. I long to hear her promise to make me a cake. |
| 1048 | mio_dataset_01047 | But you're entitled to your wrong opinions. | But you're entitled to your wrong opinions. |
| 1049 | mio_dataset_01048 | Hey, hey! Did you do it? Is it fixed? | Hey, hey! Did you do it? Is it fixed? |
| 1050 | mio_dataset_01049 | Hey, that rhymed! | Hey, that rhymed! |
| 1051 | mio_dataset_01050 | And so did that! We're poets! | And so did that! We're poets! |
| 1052 | mio_dataset_01051 | Look at you, smooth-talking the wine gal into giving us the wine we paid for. | Look at you, smooth-talking the wine gal into giving us the wine we paid for. |
| 1053 | mio_dataset_01052 | Oh my gosh! There are no new message pop-ups! You did it! | Oh my gosh! There are no new message pop-ups! You did it! |
| 1054 | mio_dataset_01053 | Oh my god, you're my hero! I was seriously ready to drop this down a hole and swear off texting forever! | Oh my god, you're my hero! I was seriously ready to drop this down a hole and swear off texting forever! |
| 1055 | mio_dataset_01054 | I feel like I should bake you a cake or take off my armor to reveal my bikini or something. How does a well-adjusted adult show appreciation again? | I feel like I should bake you a cake or take off my armor to reveal my bikini or something. How does a well-adjusted adult show appreciation again? |
| 1056 | mio_dataset_01055 | Nya-ha-ha! Mwah! | Nya-ha-ha! Mwah! |
| 1057 | mio_dataset_01056 | Thanks. | Thanks. |
| 1058 | mio_dataset_01057 | Don't worry, we're professionals. Professional whiners. | Don't worry, we're professionals. Professional whiners. |
| 1059 | mio_dataset_01058 | Excuse me, just a sec. BRB. | Excuse me, just a sec. BRB. |
| 1060 | mio_dataset_01059 | Hmm. | Hmm. |
| 1061 | mio_dataset_01060 | Sorry, I was just thinking. | Sorry, I was just thinking. |
| 1062 | mio_dataset_01061 | You know, I always fall too hard, too fast. I always let my heart get away from me. | You know, I always fall too hard, too fast. I always let my heart get away from me. |
| 1063 | mio_dataset_01062 | No matter how many times it happens, my heart sort of autopilots. I jump into relationships too quickly. | No matter how many times it happens, my heart sort of autopilots. I jump into relationships too quickly. |
| 1064 | mio_dataset_01063 | and it all ends the same. You'd think I would eventually learn, but I don't. | and it all ends the same. You'd think I would eventually learn, but I don't. |
| 1065 | mio_dataset_01064 | You. | You. |
| 1066 | mio_dataset_01065 | Others, lots of others. | Others, lots of others. |
| 1067 | mio_dataset_01066 | Sorry, I saw who was calling you. I didn't mean to peek. | Sorry, I saw who was calling you. I didn't mean to peek. |
| 1068 | mio_dataset_01067 | It's okay. You don't have to say anything. | It's okay. You don't have to say anything. |
| 1069 | mio_dataset_01068 | I saw you with her. | I saw you with her. |
| 1070 | mio_dataset_01069 | Last week, I was having a drink with a friend and saw you in the restaurant. | Last week, I was having a drink with a friend and saw you in the restaurant. |
| 1071 | mio_dataset_01070 | Ugh. | Ugh. |
| 1072 | mio_dataset_01071 | Ugh. | Ugh. |
| 1073 | mio_dataset_01072 | I believe you, and that makes me feel a little better. | I believe you, and that makes me feel a little better. |
| 1074 | mio_dataset_01073 | But it doesn't actually change the real problem. | But it doesn't actually change the real problem. |
| 1075 | mio_dataset_01074 | she's pretty. I think I've seen her at the mall. Super confident. Way more than I am. | she's pretty. I think I've seen her at the mall. Super confident. Way more than I am. |
| 1076 | mio_dataset_01075 | I know, it never is. But this is a song I've heard before. It's always playing in the background of my choices, I feel like. | I know, it never is. But this is a song I've heard before. It's always playing in the background of my choices, I feel like. |
| 1077 | mio_dataset_01076 | The truth is, it doesn't matter. The problem isn't who she is or what she is to you. | The truth is, it doesn't matter. The problem isn't who she is or what she is to you. |
| 1078 | mio_dataset_01077 | The real problem is me. | The real problem is me. |
| 1079 | mio_dataset_01078 | I get hurt much too easily. | I get hurt much too easily. |
| 1080 | mio_dataset_01079 | You're free to be with whomever you want. It's not like we made this exclusive. I understand. | You're free to be with whomever you want. It's not like we made this exclusive. I understand. |
| 1081 | mio_dataset_01080 | Yeah, you probably don't deserve this, Floodgate. | Yeah, you probably don't deserve this, Floodgate. |
| 1082 | mio_dataset_01081 | You don't have to listen. But in that case, I think maybe you should go. | You don't have to listen. But in that case, I think maybe you should go. |
| 1083 | mio_dataset_01082 | Yeah? | Yeah? |
| 1084 | mio_dataset_01083 | That's good. I was hoping you might. | That's good. I was hoping you might. |
| 1085 | mio_dataset_01084 | The world tells me not to be so easy and promiscuous. But when I resist those desires, the world turns around and tells me not to be so cold. | The world tells me not to be so easy and promiscuous. But when I resist those desires, the world turns around and tells me not to be so cold. |
| 1086 | mio_dataset_01085 | I'm basically confused and self-conscious all the time. And I'm afraid. | I'm basically confused and self-conscious all the time. And I'm afraid. |
| 1087 | mio_dataset_01086 | I feel like I know that all too well. | I feel like I know that all too well. |
| 1088 | mio_dataset_01087 | It's your choice. | It's your choice. |
| 1089 | mio_dataset_01088 | Okay. | Okay. |
| 1090 | mio_dataset_01089 | Okay. | Okay. |
| 1091 | mio_dataset_01090 | Then I'll talk more, if that's okay. | Then I'll talk more, if that's okay. |
| 1092 | mio_dataset_01091 | Yeah, you probably didn't. | Yeah, you probably didn't. |
| 1093 | mio_dataset_01092 | I understand. Goodbye. | I understand. Goodbye. |
| 1094 | mio_dataset_01093 | So, I'm not dense. I know that I fall too hard for people too fast. I know that I should be a little more careful. | So, I'm not dense. I know that I fall too hard for people too fast. I know that I should be a little more careful. |
| 1095 | mio_dataset_01094 | Will you come for a walk with me? | Will you come for a walk with me? |
| 1096 | mio_dataset_01095 | Yeah, I like the rain. I've missed it. | Yeah, I like the rain. I've missed it. |
| 1097 | mio_dataset_01096 | Yeah, I've got an umbrella. | Yeah, I've got an umbrella. |
| 1098 | mio_dataset_01097 | Come with me in the rain. | Come with me in the rain. |
| 1099 | mio_dataset_01098 | And then I get it wrong, and everything shatters, and everything hurts. | And then I get it wrong, and everything shatters, and everything hurts. |
| 1100 | mio_dataset_01099 | It just makes me want to cut everything away and go somewhere and put my heart in a box and hide it in my closet. | It just makes me want to cut everything away and go somewhere and put my heart in a box and hide it in my closet. |
| 1101 | mio_dataset_01100 | Then a week goes by, and I meet someone new, and my roller coaster starts all over again. | Then a week goes by, and I meet someone new, and my roller coaster starts all over again. |
| 1102 | mio_dataset_01101 | It sucks. And it hurts. | It sucks. And it hurts. |
| 1103 | mio_dataset_01102 | Whether it's because I'm attractive, or funny, or interesting, whatever. I just want to figure out other people and be liked. | Whether it's because I'm attractive, or funny, or interesting, whatever. I just want to figure out other people and be liked. |
| 1104 | mio_dataset_01103 | I feel like I worry a lot about what people think of me when I'm out of the room. What they say about me when I'm not on screen. | I feel like I worry a lot about what people think of me when I'm out of the room. What they say about me when I'm not on screen. |
| 1105 | mio_dataset_01104 | When everything seems to make things worse, you wind up not knowing how to make anything better. | When everything seems to make things worse, you wind up not knowing how to make anything better. |
| 1106 | mio_dataset_01105 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
| 1107 | mio_dataset_01106 | I feel like I don't understand other people. | I feel like I don't understand other people. |
| 1108 | mio_dataset_01107 | On the internet, people get mad at me for showing myself, and they get mad when I don't. | On the internet, people get mad at me for showing myself, and they get mad when I don't. |
| 1109 | mio_dataset_01108 | They get mad at me when I play games and tell me to stop pretending who I am. | They get mad at me when I play games and tell me to stop pretending who I am. |
| 1110 | mio_dataset_01109 | They get mad at me for doing my makeup, for dressing in cosplay, for talking about shows I like. | They get mad at me for doing my makeup, for dressing in cosplay, for talking about shows I like. |
| 1111 | mio_dataset_01110 | They get mad at me for trying to get attention, and if I don't try to get their attention. | They get mad at me for trying to get attention, and if I don't try to get their attention. |
| 1112 | mio_dataset_01111 | And the truth is, I just want people to like me. | And the truth is, I just want people to like me. |
| 1113 | mio_dataset_01112 | I have to tell you something. | I have to tell you something. |
| 1114 | mio_dataset_01113 | And I don't know how you're going to react. | And I don't know how you're going to react. |
| 1115 | mio_dataset_01114 | but I want to say it out loud. And then I want to change. | but I want to say it out loud. And then I want to change. |
| 1116 | mio_dataset_01115 | Can you promise to hear the whole thing? | Can you promise to hear the whole thing? |
| 1117 | mio_dataset_01116 | Thank you. | Thank you. |
| 1118 | mio_dataset_01117 | Okay, you're right. It's on me to take the risk. | Okay, you're right. It's on me to take the risk. |
| 1119 | mio_dataset_01118 | In my livestreams, I've been... | In my livestreams, I've been... |
| 1120 | mio_dataset_01119 | Selling myself | Selling myself |
| 1121 | mio_dataset_01120 | There's a fan who's learned my identity, and they want to pay me to have sex with them. | There's a fan who's learned my identity, and they want to pay me to have sex with them. |
| 1122 | mio_dataset_01121 | There's a fan who's learned my identity. | There's a fan who's learned my identity. |
| 1123 | mio_dataset_01122 | An enormous, insane amount of money. Anything I want, if they can have me. | An enormous, insane amount of money. Anything I want, if they can have me. |
| 1124 | mio_dataset_01123 | I know. I would never have considered it, ever. | I know. I would never have considered it, ever. |
| 1125 | mio_dataset_01124 | And I feel like I'm speeding toward an edge, and I can't hit the brake. I feel like I'm hypnotized or something. | And I feel like I'm speeding toward an edge, and I can't hit the brake. I feel like I'm hypnotized or something. |
| 1126 | mio_dataset_01125 | And I'm hoping you notice. I'm hoping you hit the brake. | And I'm hoping you notice. I'm hoping you hit the brake. |
| 1127 | mio_dataset_01126 | I don't want any of this. | I don't want any of this. |
| 1128 | mio_dataset_01127 | I want people to stop talking about my body, to stop trashing the things I like. | I want people to stop talking about my body, to stop trashing the things I like. |
| 1129 | mio_dataset_01128 | Holding auctions and doing what bidders want me to do. | Holding auctions and doing what bidders want me to do. |
| 1130 | mio_dataset_01129 | I just want to be happy. | I just want to be happy. |
| 1131 | mio_dataset_01130 | I want you. | I want you. |
| 1132 | mio_dataset_01131 | Like a cam girl, I guess. | Like a cam girl, I guess. |
| 1133 | mio_dataset_01132 | For a long time, I didn't really see anything wrong with it. I was consenting. They were consenting. I kept my identity secret. | For a long time, I didn't really see anything wrong with it. I was consenting. They were consenting. I kept my identity secret. |
| 1134 | mio_dataset_01133 | But lately, I've realized that... | But lately, I've realized that... |
| 1135 | mio_dataset_01134 | I'm just so lonely. | I'm just so lonely. |
| 1136 | mio_dataset_01135 | I don't want to do this stuff anymore, but I'm so addicted to being desired. I want people to want me so bad. | I don't want to do this stuff anymore, but I'm so addicted to being desired. I want people to want me so bad. |
| 1137 | mio_dataset_01136 | But it's become so terrible, like I'm losing myself in it. | But it's become so terrible, like I'm losing myself in it. |
| 1138 | mio_dataset_01137 | And now, it's come to something even worse. | And now, it's come to something even worse. |
| 1139 | mio_dataset_01138 | I need to tell this person, who I've allowed to become obsessed with me, that I am not the person they think I am. | I need to tell this person, who I've allowed to become obsessed with me, that I am not the person they think I am. |
| 1140 | mio_dataset_01139 | I want to tear down all the things making me sad. I want to stop the streaming, the auctions, the secret life. | I want to tear down all the things making me sad. I want to stop the streaming, the auctions, the secret life. |
| 1141 | mio_dataset_01140 | Because I don't want to be that person anymore. | Because I don't want to be that person anymore. |
| 1142 | mio_dataset_01141 | I can't help it. I already am. | I can't help it. I already am. |
| 1143 | mio_dataset_01142 | It'll do. It has to. | It'll do. It has to. |
| 1144 | mio_dataset_01143 | And I don't know if I can do it. But for the first time, when I'm with you, I feel like I can try. | And I don't know if I can do it. But for the first time, when I'm with you, I feel like I can try. |
| 1145 | mio_dataset_01144 | So if you want to be with other people, if you don't want me, please just tell me right now. | So if you want to be with other people, if you don't want me, please just tell me right now. |
| 1146 | mio_dataset_01145 | I promise I won't hate you. I promise you don't have to worry about anything I've told you tonight. | I promise I won't hate you. I promise you don't have to worry about anything I've told you tonight. |
| 1147 | mio_dataset_01146 | But if you're here, I need you. I need you more than I can even tell you. | But if you're here, I need you. I need you more than I can even tell you. |
| 1148 | mio_dataset_01147 | So tell me, with everything I've just told you, | So tell me, with everything I've just told you, |
| 1149 | mio_dataset_01148 | Are you with me? | Are you with me? |
| 1150 | mio_dataset_01149 | Thank you. | Thank you. |
| 1151 | mio_dataset_01150 | Hello? It's Mio. Leave a message after the beep. | Hello? It's Mio. Leave a message after the beep. |
| 1152 | mio_dataset_01151 | My greatest aspiration in life is to be a sitcom. | My greatest aspiration in life is to be a sitcom. |
| 1153 | mio_dataset_01152 | Actually, it's to be an anime, but you get the idea. | Actually, it's to be an anime, but you get the idea. |
| 1154 | mio_dataset_01153 | Now buzz you in. | Now buzz you in. |
| 1155 | mio_dataset_01154 | No, stop! | No, stop! |
| 1156 | mio_dataset_01155 | Don't finish that message. I'll let you up. Let's not say things we can't take back. | Don't finish that message. I'll let you up. Let's not say things we can't take back. |
| 1157 | mio_dataset_01156 | Ugh! I've tried so hard to warn people about the dangers of running. Did you know all jogging-related accidents involved running? It's awful! | Ugh! I've tried so hard to warn people about the dangers of running. Did you know all jogging-related accidents involved running? It's awful! |
| 1158 | mio_dataset_01157 | Hmm, okay, my mistake. Maybe it's just wishful thinking for later this evening. Wink, wink, nudge, nudge. | Hmm, okay, my mistake. Maybe it's just wishful thinking for later this evening. Wink, wink, nudge, nudge. |
| 1159 | mio_dataset_01158 | I hope you brought your game face and your comfort blanket because it's gaming night and I'm going to wreck you. | I hope you brought your game face and your comfort blanket because it's gaming night and I'm going to wreck you. |
| 1160 | mio_dataset_01159 | Well, I suppose that's sort of like a threat. You get points for creativity. | Well, I suppose that's sort of like a threat. You get points for creativity. |
| 1161 | mio_dataset_01160 | Still, I can sense your fear. | Still, I can sense your fear. |
| 1162 | mio_dataset_01161 | Oh, sounds like someone's been doing their recon. | Oh, sounds like someone's been doing their recon. |
| 1163 | mio_dataset_01162 | But I've got moves you've never seen. That's why I don't play friendlies. I've yet to release my true powers on a civilian target. | But I've got moves you've never seen. That's why I don't play friendlies. I've yet to release my true powers on a civilian target. |
| 1164 | mio_dataset_01163 | Come in! | Come in! |
| 1165 | mio_dataset_01164 | Whoa, that went in a dark direction. Let's not get personal here. | Whoa, that went in a dark direction. Let's not get personal here. |
| 1166 | mio_dataset_01165 | The get personal stuff is later. Let's keep it a clean fight. | The get personal stuff is later. Let's keep it a clean fight. |
| 1167 | mio_dataset_01166 | Hi babe, how are you? I was missing you today, mostly because I needed something off a tall shelf. | Hi babe, how are you? I was missing you today, mostly because I needed something off a tall shelf. |
| 1168 | mio_dataset_01167 | Are you alright? You look kind of...sweaty...and clammy. You're not turning into a zombie, are you? | Are you alright? You look kind of...sweaty...and clammy. You're not turning into a zombie, are you? |
| 1169 | mio_dataset_01168 | Ah, yes, I've heard of these gyms, and that hitting them is a bad idea. | Ah, yes, I've heard of these gyms, and that hitting them is a bad idea. |
| 1170 | mio_dataset_01169 | Personally, I figure I get most of my exercise from streaming. I wear a heart rate monitor, and let me tell you, I can get that sucker going sometimes. | Personally, I figure I get most of my exercise from streaming. I wear a heart rate monitor, and let me tell you, I can get that sucker going sometimes. |
| 1171 | mio_dataset_01170 | If you want to grab a shower, though, feel free. I can toss your clothes in the laundry, and we can have a sexy underwear game night instead. | If you want to grab a shower, though, feel free. I can toss your clothes in the laundry, and we can have a sexy underwear game night instead. |
| 1172 | mio_dataset_01171 | Okay, pizza's ordered. No contact delivery. Loser of the first match has to run and grab it in cosplay. | Okay, pizza's ordered. No contact delivery. Loser of the first match has to run and grab it in cosplay. |
| 1173 | mio_dataset_01172 | I've got a zero suit with your name on it, so you'd better try your best. | I've got a zero suit with your name on it, so you'd better try your best. |
| 1174 | mio_dataset_01173 | you creep it's sad because i actually have the sexy scary nurse cosplay but you had to go straight to triangle face | you creep it's sad because i actually have the sexy scary nurse cosplay but you had to go straight to triangle face |
| 1175 | mio_dataset_01174 | Well, now I'm extra motivated to win. I'm not in shape enough to pull off a triangle. | Well, now I'm extra motivated to win. I'm not in shape enough to pull off a triangle. |
| 1176 | mio_dataset_01175 | I figured to warm up, we'll play a little cheerio cart. Something even children can play and win at. Play on even ground. | I figured to warm up, we'll play a little cheerio cart. Something even children can play and win at. Play on even ground. |
| 1177 | mio_dataset_01176 | You better watch it, though. I bring those blue sparks. | You better watch it, though. I bring those blue sparks. |
| 1178 | mio_dataset_01177 | I know! I mean, I figured. I didn't photoshop your face on Seamus' body or anything. That'd be weird. | I know! I mean, I figured. I didn't photoshop your face on Seamus' body or anything. That'd be weird. |
| 1179 | mio_dataset_01178 | Well, try your best anyway. We can play dress-up later if you want. You won't miss your chance. | Well, try your best anyway. We can play dress-up later if you want. You won't miss your chance. |
| 1180 | mio_dataset_01179 | Ah, your tears nourish me. Let's play. | Ah, your tears nourish me. Let's play. |
| 1181 | mio_dataset_01180 | Alright, ready to play? Here we go! | Alright, ready to play? Here we go! |
| 1182 | mio_dataset_01181 | And, well, you played really well, too, I guess. Almost too good. Hmm. | And, well, you played really well, too, I guess. Almost too good. Hmm. |
| 1183 | mio_dataset_01182 | Yes! | Yes! |
| 1184 | mio_dataset_01183 | Darn stupid blue lemons! | Darn stupid blue lemons! |
| 1185 | mio_dataset_01184 | I can't believe I was right at the finish line. | I can't believe I was right at the finish line. |
| 1186 | mio_dataset_01185 | Good game, good game. Ah, I love it when the races are that close. | Good game, good game. Ah, I love it when the races are that close. |
| 1187 | mio_dataset_01186 | What the heck? | What the heck? |
| 1188 | mio_dataset_01187 | Ugh! The devs really need to patch the collision detection! I kept clipping through the walls and crashing! | Ugh! The devs really need to patch the collision detection! I kept clipping through the walls and crashing! |
| 1189 | mio_dataset_01188 | Paints is not here yet. Shall we make it a best of three? Or five? | Paints is not here yet. Shall we make it a best of three? Or five? |
| 1190 | mio_dataset_01189 | Some bad shit is going down right now. I got pulled into a meeting and torn down. My boss is furious. The questions didn't make any sense. | Some bad shit is going down right now. I got pulled into a meeting and torn down. My boss is furious. The questions didn't make any sense. |
| 1191 | mio_dataset_01190 | Yeah, okay. You're right. They're just putting the fear of God into everyone. Just seeing who cracks. | Yeah, okay. You're right. They're just putting the fear of God into everyone. Just seeing who cracks. |
| 1192 | mio_dataset_01191 | Oh shit, you're right. I gotta drop. Be safe. B-bye. | Oh shit, you're right. I gotta drop. Be safe. B-bye. |
| 1193 | mio_dataset_01192 | Alright, they might be listening. Gotta go. We'll talk soon. | Alright, they might be listening. Gotta go. We'll talk soon. |
| 1194 | mio_dataset_01193 | Oh, you could have answered. Was it important? | Oh, you could have answered. Was it important? |
| 1195 | mio_dataset_01194 | Oh, okay, good. I don't even bother turning my ringer on these days. Who uses the phone to talk anymore? | Oh, okay, good. I don't even bother turning my ringer on these days. Who uses the phone to talk anymore? |
| 1196 | mio_dataset_01195 | Okay, cool. But if you want to check the voicemail to make sure it's not an emergency, please go ahead. | Okay, cool. But if you want to check the voicemail to make sure it's not an emergency, please go ahead. |
| 1197 | mio_dataset_01196 | Wow, that's a lot to unpack. Exes, hey? They're all crazy, always. | Wow, that's a lot to unpack. Exes, hey? They're all crazy, always. |
| 1198 | mio_dataset_01197 | Itch! Pause game. | Itch! Pause game. |
| 1199 | mio_dataset_01198 | Oh yeah, of course. Please go ahead. | Oh yeah, of course. Please go ahead. |
| 1200 | mio_dataset_01199 | Hey, it's me! I'm freaking out here! I didn't know who else to call! | Hey, it's me! I'm freaking out here! I didn't know who else to call! |
| 1201 | mio_dataset_01200 | So, I have just one more thing to do before I put everything behind me. | So, I have just one more thing to do before I put everything behind me. |
| 1202 | mio_dataset_01201 | And before I tell you, I already know what you're going to say, but I need to stress that I've already made up my mind. | And before I tell you, I already know what you're going to say, but I need to stress that I've already made up my mind. |
| 1203 | mio_dataset_01202 | I know, I know it sounds a bit reckless and crazy, but I feel like I need to close this chapter myself. | I know, I know it sounds a bit reckless and crazy, but I feel like I need to close this chapter myself. |
| 1204 | mio_dataset_01203 | No, I can't. | No, I can't. |
| 1205 | mio_dataset_01204 | Please understand. I started this whole mess. I need to finish it myself. Otherwise, I just won't have the closure I need. | Please understand. I started this whole mess. I need to finish it myself. Otherwise, I just won't have the closure I need. |
| 1206 | mio_dataset_01205 | Besides, I'll make sure they don't do anything bad. | Besides, I'll make sure they don't do anything bad. |
| 1207 | mio_dataset_01206 | That one super fan that I've had for almost two years. I want to meet them face to face and tell them the streams are over. | That one super fan that I've had for almost two years. I want to meet them face to face and tell them the streams are over. |
| 1208 | mio_dataset_01207 | They've invested so much money over the years, and I told them I would meet them once in public to thank them. | They've invested so much money over the years, and I told them I would meet them once in public to thank them. |
| 1209 | mio_dataset_01208 | I owe them a lot, so I want to do this right and offer to give them back their money. | I owe them a lot, so I want to do this right and offer to give them back their money. |
| 1210 | mio_dataset_01209 | Last week, they emailed me to let me know they'd be in town. I'm planning to see them later tonight. | Last week, they emailed me to let me know they'd be in town. I'm planning to see them later tonight. |
| 1211 | mio_dataset_01210 | Then I can be done with everything and put it behind me. | Then I can be done with everything and put it behind me. |
| 1212 | mio_dataset_01211 | No. Honestly, I don't want to mix those worlds together. | No. Honestly, I don't want to mix those worlds together. |
| 1213 | mio_dataset_01212 | I've already arranged to meet them at the arcade. Janitors will be there, and the place is covered in cameras. I'll be safe, I promise. | I've already arranged to meet them at the arcade. Janitors will be there, and the place is covered in cameras. I'll be safe, I promise. |
| 1214 | mio_dataset_01213 | Anyway, thanks again for being here for me. | Anyway, thanks again for being here for me. |
| 1215 | mio_dataset_01214 | One way or another, things will be different. Tomorrow is a new day. | One way or another, things will be different. Tomorrow is a new day. |
| 1216 | mio_dataset_01215 | Would you excuse me for a moment? I'll BRB. | Would you excuse me for a moment? I'll BRB. |
| 1217 | mio_dataset_01216 | Feel free to snoop in my underwear drawer, or better yet, my sexy cosplay drawer. | Feel free to snoop in my underwear drawer, or better yet, my sexy cosplay drawer. |
| 1218 | mio_dataset_01217 | Might give you some ideas. | Might give you some ideas. |
| 1219 | mio_dataset_01218 | Just a sec, I got a message. | Just a sec, I got a message. |
| 1220 | mio_dataset_01219 | I mean, I didn't have all of it. I was going to offer a payment plan or maybe some sexual favors. | I mean, I didn't have all of it. I was going to offer a payment plan or maybe some sexual favors. |
| 1221 | mio_dataset_01220 | I mean, I didn't even have all of it. I was going to offer a payment plan or maybe some special favors. | I mean, I didn't even have all of it. I was going to offer a payment plan or maybe some special favors. |
| 1222 | mio_dataset_01221 | Kidding. I'm kidding. Is it too soon? Yeah, probably too soon. | Kidding. I'm kidding. Is it too soon? Yeah, probably too soon. |
| 1223 | mio_dataset_01222 | Well, that settles that. | Well, that settles that. |
| 1224 | mio_dataset_01223 | Yeah, truth, truth. | Yeah, truth, truth. |
| 1225 | mio_dataset_01224 | Huh. | Huh. |
| 1226 | mio_dataset_01225 | Oh! | Oh! |
| 1227 | mio_dataset_01226 | Hmm... | Hmm... |
| 1228 | mio_dataset_01227 | Geez, wow, the internet is an ugly terrible place | Geez, wow, the internet is an ugly terrible place |
| 1229 | mio_dataset_01228 | Okay, never mind. Change of plans. The fan I was supposed to meet has, um, canceled our meeting. | Okay, never mind. Change of plans. The fan I was supposed to meet has, um, canceled our meeting. |
| 1230 | mio_dataset_01229 | Joke's on him, I guess. I mean, I was going to offer to give him his money back, but now... | Joke's on him, I guess. I mean, I was going to offer to give him his money back, but now... |
| 1231 | mio_dataset_01230 | Well, I guess I'm going to keep the money. | Well, I guess I'm going to keep the money. |
| 1232 | mio_dataset_01231 | Well, I guess my whole evening is free now. | Well, I guess my whole evening is free now. |
| 1233 | mio_dataset_01232 | Want to play some board games and drink wine? Or should I beat your butt at one of my vidya games while we drink wine? | Want to play some board games and drink wine? Or should I beat your butt at one of my vidya games while we drink wine? |
| 1234 | mio_dataset_01233 | We could, you know. | We could, you know. |
| 1235 | mio_dataset_01234 | We could play a completely different kind of game. | We could play a completely different kind of game. |
| 1236 | mio_dataset_01235 | Wow, I must be a bit rusty. Maybe I'm being too subtle. | Wow, I must be a bit rusty. Maybe I'm being too subtle. |
| 1237 | mio_dataset_01236 | Alright, let's play some games. It'll give me a chance to regroup and think of a better way to tell you how I want to jump your bones. | Alright, let's play some games. It'll give me a chance to regroup and think of a better way to tell you how I want to jump your bones. |
| 1238 | mio_dataset_01237 | Alright, let's play some games. | Alright, let's play some games. |
| 1239 | mio_dataset_01238 | Until then, game on! | Until then, game on! |
| 1240 | mio_dataset_01239 | Well, I've been trying to branch out, you see. | Well, I've been trying to branch out, you see. |
| 1241 | mio_dataset_01240 | But now that you mention it, I could go for some wine myself and a little gaming, followed up by more wine. | But now that you mention it, I could go for some wine myself and a little gaming, followed up by more wine. |
| 1242 | mio_dataset_01241 | bring it on | bring it on |
| 1243 | mio_dataset_01242 | I'm going to humble you so hard, your grandkids will be apologizing to me. | I'm going to humble you so hard, your grandkids will be apologizing to me. |
| 1244 | mio_dataset_01243 | I don't really know what that means, but let's play and drink wine. | I don't really know what that means, but let's play and drink wine. |
| 1245 | mio_dataset_01244 | Or, I mean, we have a few hours. | Or, I mean, we have a few hours. |
| 1246 | mio_dataset_01245 | Oh, please, fuck me. | Oh, please, fuck me. |
| 1247 | mio_dataset_01246 | Oh, oh, yes, oh, oh, oh, oh. | Oh, oh, yes, oh, oh, oh, oh. |
| 1248 | mio_dataset_01247 | ふぅふぅ | ふぅふぅ |
| 1249 | mio_dataset_01248 | I think, I think maybe you're cheating. | I think, I think maybe you're cheating. |
| 1250 | mio_dataset_01249 | I think you and this wine are working together. | I think you and this wine are working together. |
| 1251 | mio_dataset_01250 | Hehehehe, wow! | Hehehehe, wow! |
| 1252 | mio_dataset_01251 | Okay, I think maybe I had a little too much. | Okay, I think maybe I had a little too much. |
| 1253 | mio_dataset_01252 | Would you excuse me for just a sec? I need to rest my eyes for a little bit. | Would you excuse me for just a sec? I need to rest my eyes for a little bit. |
| 1254 | mio_dataset_01253 | Shhh. Shhh. Shhh. | Shhh. Shhh. Shhh. |
| 1255 | mio_dataset_01254 | Alright, I think it's time to get this party started. I'm all dolled up and ready to kick some butt. | Alright, I think it's time to get this party started. I'm all dolled up and ready to kick some butt. |
| 1256 | mio_dataset_01255 | It's hard to play video games without power, but I have several portable options, freshly charged, lots of candles, and snacks that do not require heat or refrigeration. | It's hard to play video games without power, but I have several portable options, freshly charged, lots of candles, and snacks that do not require heat or refrigeration. |
| 1257 | mio_dataset_01256 | And I mean, if the power goes out, there's probably other stuff we could get up to. | And I mean, if the power goes out, there's probably other stuff we could get up to. |
| 1258 | mio_dataset_01257 | I can think of at least one activity we could do in the dark. Like sleeping. What? What did you think I was going to say? | I can think of at least one activity we could do in the dark. Like sleeping. What? What did you think I was going to say? |
| 1259 | mio_dataset_01258 | Yeah, great guess. Nothing says sexy sleepover like board games that make you rage. | Yeah, great guess. Nothing says sexy sleepover like board games that make you rage. |
| 1260 | mio_dataset_01259 | I'm barely joking, by the way. I'll kick your ass at B&B anytime. I'm like the Chad Pion of board games. | I'm barely joking, by the way. I'll kick your ass at B&B anytime. I'm like the Chad Pion of board games. |
| 1261 | mio_dataset_01260 | Yeah, done. I can do that. | Yeah, done. I can do that. |
| 1262 | mio_dataset_01261 | Hmm. | Hmm. |
| 1263 | mio_dataset_01262 | ちこちこ | ちこちこ |
| 1264 | mio_dataset_01263 | Ah! Yep, there it is. | Ah! Yep, there it is. |
| 1265 | mio_dataset_01264 | you okay look if you're going to bring up the past i would like to gently remind you that there was drinking involved in that offer | you okay look if you're going to bring up the past i would like to gently remind you that there was drinking involved in that offer |
| 1266 | mio_dataset_01265 | But, I mean, I've got four or five bottles of cheap wine here. We can boot up party mode any time. | But, I mean, I've got four or five bottles of cheap wine here. We can boot up party mode any time. |
| 1267 | mio_dataset_01266 | Hey, you made it. Thank you for visiting me. | Hey, you made it. Thank you for visiting me. |
| 1268 | mio_dataset_01267 | Come on up! I've got emergency rations and video games. This is the place to hunker down. | Come on up! I've got emergency rations and video games. This is the place to hunker down. |
| 1269 | mio_dataset_01268 | Hey, babe. I'm so happy to see you. | Hey, babe. I'm so happy to see you. |
| 1270 | mio_dataset_01269 | The lights keep doing this flickering thing, by the way. I think the power is mulling over whether it should go out. So prepare yourself mentally in case that happens. | The lights keep doing this flickering thing, by the way. I think the power is mulling over whether it should go out. So prepare yourself mentally in case that happens. |
| 1271 | mio_dataset_01270 | Anyway, regardless, go right ahead. Just text me if you can't make it back. We'll reschedule. | Anyway, regardless, go right ahead. Just text me if you can't make it back. We'll reschedule. |
| 1272 | mio_dataset_01271 | Be safe out there, okay? See you shortly. | Be safe out there, okay? See you shortly. |
| 1273 | mio_dataset_01272 | I, uh... | I, uh... |
| 1274 | mio_dataset_01273 | I want to ask you so badly where you're going. What's going on? If it's someone else? | I want to ask you so badly where you're going. What's going on? If it's someone else? |
| 1275 | mio_dataset_01274 | But I hid so much from you. It wouldn't be right to suddenly be that girl. | But I hid so much from you. It wouldn't be right to suddenly be that girl. |
| 1276 | mio_dataset_01275 | But please, come back soon. | But please, come back soon. |
| 1277 | mio_dataset_01276 | Or let me know if you're not, just so I know you're safe. | Or let me know if you're not, just so I know you're safe. |
| 1278 | mio_dataset_01277 | Please? | Please? |
| 1279 | mio_dataset_01278 | Oh, of course. I understand. Is it because of the storm? | Oh, of course. I understand. Is it because of the storm? |
| 1280 | mio_dataset_01279 | This is Special Agent Fumi. | This is Special Agent Fumi. |
| 1281 | mio_dataset_01280 | C.I. Marshmallow, is that you? What's happening? | C.I. Marshmallow, is that you? What's happening? |
| 1282 | mio_dataset_01281 | Yes! Good work. I'll be there immediately. | Yes! Good work. I'll be there immediately. |
| 1283 | mio_dataset_01282 | Do not confront him. If he tries to leave, only prevent his escape if you can do so safely. | Do not confront him. If he tries to leave, only prevent his escape if you can do so safely. |
| 1284 | mio_dataset_01283 | I'm on my way. | I'm on my way. |
| 1285 | mio_dataset_01284 | Let's get this bastard. | Let's get this bastard. |
| 1286 | mio_dataset_01285 | Freeze! SBD! Put it down! Put the gun down, dirtbag! | Freeze! SBD! Put it down! Put the gun down, dirtbag! |
| 1287 | mio_dataset_01286 | Are you hit? Are you hurt? | Are you hit? Are you hurt? |
| 1288 | mio_dataset_01287 | No? Good. Now I can beat your idiot head in! | No? Good. Now I can beat your idiot head in! |
| 1289 | mio_dataset_01288 | What the hell were you doing? I told you not to confront the perp. | What the hell were you doing? I told you not to confront the perp. |
| 1290 | mio_dataset_01289 | So you call it in if you got shot it's on my perfectly sculpted ass | So you call it in if you got shot it's on my perfectly sculpted ass |
| 1291 | mio_dataset_01290 | You're lucky I'm punctual and a hell of a shot. | You're lucky I'm punctual and a hell of a shot. |
| 1292 | mio_dataset_01291 | Don't get all flirty with me, you reckless idiot. | Don't get all flirty with me, you reckless idiot. |
| 1293 | mio_dataset_01292 | You could have been killed, or worse. | You could have been killed, or worse. |
| 1294 | mio_dataset_01293 | Damn it. Justice gets me hot. | Damn it. Justice gets me hot. |
| 1295 | mio_dataset_01294 | This is 042. I've got a 1071. I need medical at the Rated A Arcade. Over. | This is 042. I've got a 1071. I need medical at the Rated A Arcade. Over. |
| 1296 | mio_dataset_01295 | I have to stabilize the perp. I'll touch base with you once the paperwork is done. | I have to stabilize the perp. I'll touch base with you once the paperwork is done. |
| 1297 | mio_dataset_01296 | I don't want brass knowing I put a civilian in danger to close this case, so hit the road. | I don't want brass knowing I put a civilian in danger to close this case, so hit the road. |
| 1298 | mio_dataset_01297 | Oh, and before you go... | Oh, and before you go... |
| 1299 | mio_dataset_01298 | Good work. We got a monster off the street. | Good work. We got a monster off the street. |
| 1300 | mio_dataset_01299 | I'll find a way to thank you later. | I'll find a way to thank you later. |
| 1301 | mio_dataset_01300 | Stop trying to get in my panties. | Stop trying to get in my panties. |
| 1302 | mio_dataset_01301 | Again. | Again. |
| 1303 | mio_dataset_01302 | Okay, move. I won't tell you again. | Okay, move. I won't tell you again. |
| 1304 | mio_dataset_01303 | So, I've been doing a lot of thinking this past week. | So, I've been doing a lot of thinking this past week. |
| 1305 | mio_dataset_01304 | Well, ever since our talk in the rain, to be more precise. | Well, ever since our talk in the rain, to be more precise. |
| 1306 | mio_dataset_01305 | You lame sweetheart. | You lame sweetheart. |
| 1307 | mio_dataset_01306 | You don't even know what you're talking about. You've gone mad with simp energy. | You don't even know what you're talking about. You've gone mad with simp energy. |
| 1308 | mio_dataset_01307 | What was I saying? Oh yeah, my meaningful heart to heart. | What was I saying? Oh yeah, my meaningful heart to heart. |
| 1309 | mio_dataset_01308 | I know. And it's hard to describe how lucky I feel having you here. | I know. And it's hard to describe how lucky I feel having you here. |
| 1310 | mio_dataset_01309 | Usually when I think about this stuff, I get really anxious. I almost have a panic attack. | Usually when I think about this stuff, I get really anxious. I almost have a panic attack. |
| 1311 | mio_dataset_01310 | But with you, I feel completely at ease. | But with you, I feel completely at ease. |
| 1312 | mio_dataset_01311 | And can I just say, off the bat, that as cliche as a heart-to-heart in the rain sounds, it was basically everything I ever hoped for. | And can I just say, off the bat, that as cliche as a heart-to-heart in the rain sounds, it was basically everything I ever hoped for. |
| 1313 | mio_dataset_01312 | I don't care if you think I'm a drama llama. I get hung up on moments and symbols and stuff. Deal with it. | I don't care if you think I'm a drama llama. I get hung up on moments and symbols and stuff. Deal with it. |
| 1314 | mio_dataset_01313 | Anyway, I got distracted. I'll get to the point. | Anyway, I got distracted. I'll get to the point. |
| 1315 | mio_dataset_01314 | I'd like to talk about the drama for a moment. Is that cool? | I'd like to talk about the drama for a moment. Is that cool? |
| 1316 | mio_dataset_01315 | you're not kidding i went outside to bring my garbage to the bin and the wind got very fresh with me | you're not kidding i went outside to bring my garbage to the bin and the wind got very fresh with me |
| 1317 | mio_dataset_01316 | And I mean, it literally pushed me over and almost ripped my hoodie off. I think I actually said the word senpai out loud. | And I mean, it literally pushed me over and almost ripped my hoodie off. I think I actually said the word senpai out loud. |
| 1318 | mio_dataset_01317 | That went to a weird place. Let's move on. | That went to a weird place. Let's move on. |
| 1319 | mio_dataset_01318 | Yay, you came back. I didn't doubt you for a second. | Yay, you came back. I didn't doubt you for a second. |
| 1320 | mio_dataset_01319 | But I mean, that storm out there is pretty serious business. You could have been washed out to sea and become a pirate or something. | But I mean, that storm out there is pretty serious business. You could have been washed out to sea and become a pirate or something. |
| 1321 | mio_dataset_01320 | Everything okay? | Everything okay? |
| 1322 | mio_dataset_01321 | Good. I'm glad to hear it. | Good. I'm glad to hear it. |
| 1323 | mio_dataset_01322 | Oh, by the way, my own plans later this evening just completely freed up, so... | Oh, by the way, my own plans later this evening just completely freed up, so... |
| 1324 | mio_dataset_01323 | That's good to hear. The last thing I want to associate with tropical storm is too much excitement. | That's good to hear. The last thing I want to associate with tropical storm is too much excitement. |
| 1325 | mio_dataset_01324 | I want to show you... | I want to show you... |
| 1326 | mio_dataset_01325 | Well, everything. Come with me. | Well, everything. Come with me. |
| 1327 | mio_dataset_01326 | Well, I've only fallen twice. And both times involve nightmares brought on by horror game binges. | Well, I've only fallen twice. And both times involve nightmares brought on by horror game binges. |
| 1328 | mio_dataset_01327 | That empty birdcage in Silent Mountain 2 always freaks the crap out of me. | That empty birdcage in Silent Mountain 2 always freaks the crap out of me. |
| 1329 | mio_dataset_01328 | Oh, and triangle head, of course. That scary prick. | Oh, and triangle head, of course. That scary prick. |
| 1330 | mio_dataset_01329 | Is it sad that my reflex is to consider that an insult at first? | Is it sad that my reflex is to consider that an insult at first? |
| 1331 | mio_dataset_01330 | Oof, I gotta untangle a lot of knots still, it would seem. | Oof, I gotta untangle a lot of knots still, it would seem. |
| 1332 | mio_dataset_01331 | You can tell that by the screensaver rendering? | You can tell that by the screensaver rendering? |
| 1333 | mio_dataset_01332 | Holy crap. Yes, it is. It's actually two of them in series crossfire. It heats my home | Holy crap. Yes, it is. It's actually two of them in series crossfire. It heats my home |
| 1334 | mio_dataset_01333 | Jeez, you kind of just blew my mind a little there. Could you really tell that by just looking at the screen? Are you a paid actor or something? | Jeez, you kind of just blew my mind a little there. Could you really tell that by just looking at the screen? Are you a paid actor or something? |
| 1335 | mio_dataset_01334 | I take it you like the setup, then. | I take it you like the setup, then. |
| 1336 | mio_dataset_01335 | Okay, I'm not going to admit that cold reading my setup gave me a bit of a lady boner, but I'll insinuate it. | Okay, I'm not going to admit that cold reading my setup gave me a bit of a lady boner, but I'll insinuate it. |
| 1337 | mio_dataset_01336 | This is it. The gamer girl room. | This is it. The gamer girl room. |
| 1338 | mio_dataset_01337 | Normally I might make the excuse that I keep all this stuff for the character I play, but truthfully, I just like this stuff. | Normally I might make the excuse that I keep all this stuff for the character I play, but truthfully, I just like this stuff. |
| 1339 | mio_dataset_01338 | What do you think? | What do you think? |
| 1340 | mio_dataset_01339 | So, did you happen to watch the livestream? The one I sent you? | So, did you happen to watch the livestream? The one I sent you? |
| 1341 | mio_dataset_01340 | You know, the livestream. | You know, the livestream. |
| 1342 | mio_dataset_01341 | Sorry, I'm getting super awkward about it. I should just say it. | Sorry, I'm getting super awkward about it. I should just say it. |
| 1343 | mio_dataset_01342 | Oh, um, well, thank you. I... | Oh, um, well, thank you. I... |
| 1344 | mio_dataset_01343 | Sorry, that was so much more understanding than I was expecting. Wow, you caught me off guard a bit. | Sorry, that was so much more understanding than I was expecting. Wow, you caught me off guard a bit. |
| 1345 | mio_dataset_01344 | I had this whole explanation and apology ready, and... | I had this whole explanation and apology ready, and... |
| 1346 | mio_dataset_01345 | Well, you're just amazing. | Well, you're just amazing. |
| 1347 | mio_dataset_01346 | Um, yeah, I've decided this is all done. I've already taken everything down online. | Um, yeah, I've decided this is all done. I've already taken everything down online. |
| 1348 | mio_dataset_01347 | I've just got a few loose ends to tie up, and that'll be that. | I've just got a few loose ends to tie up, and that'll be that. |
| 1349 | mio_dataset_01348 | So, thanks for everything. You helped me probably more than you even realize. | So, thanks for everything. You helped me probably more than you even realize. |
| 1350 | mio_dataset_01349 | Gosh, my heart is racing. | Gosh, my heart is racing. |
| 1351 | mio_dataset_01350 | So thanks for hearing me out. | So thanks for hearing me out. |
| 1352 | mio_dataset_01351 | Yeah, I respect that. | Yeah, I respect that. |
| 1353 | mio_dataset_01352 | After I sent you the link, I felt pretty guilty about it, to be honest. | After I sent you the link, I felt pretty guilty about it, to be honest. |
| 1354 | mio_dataset_01353 | I had this sudden burst of doubt because I knew I was pulling you into my drama. | I had this sudden burst of doubt because I knew I was pulling you into my drama. |
| 1355 | mio_dataset_01354 | Anyway, we can forget it. I've decided I'm done with all this. | Anyway, we can forget it. I've decided I'm done with all this. |
| 1356 | mio_dataset_01355 | I've already taken everything down. I've just got a few loose ends to tie up, and that'll be the last of it. | I've already taken everything down. I've just got a few loose ends to tie up, and that'll be the last of it. |
| 1357 | mio_dataset_01356 | I just wanted you to know that you helped. Probably more than you know. | I just wanted you to know that you helped. Probably more than you know. |
| 1358 | mio_dataset_01357 | So, thanks for putting up with all this. | So, thanks for putting up with all this. |
| 1359 | mio_dataset_01358 | Okay, and... | Okay, and... |
| 1360 | mio_dataset_01359 | WHAAAT?! | WHAAAT?! |
| 1361 | mio_dataset_01360 | That was, that was you? | That was, that was you? |
| 1362 | mio_dataset_01361 | I want to ask what you thought, but that's so weird and self-absorbed. | I want to ask what you thought, but that's so weird and self-absorbed. |
| 1363 | mio_dataset_01362 | I just, I want you to know that I want to change. | I just, I want you to know that I want to change. |
| 1364 | mio_dataset_01363 | I want to change everything because of you. | I want to change everything because of you. |
| 1365 | mio_dataset_01364 | Oh, um, thank you. Bye. | Oh, um, thank you. Bye. |
| 1366 | mio_dataset_01365 | Wow, this is way more embarrassing than I thought it was going to be. | Wow, this is way more embarrassing than I thought it was going to be. |
| 1367 | mio_dataset_01366 | I was about to pour my heart out here, but you got this funny look. Really DTF-y. | I was about to pour my heart out here, but you got this funny look. Really DTF-y. |
| 1368 | mio_dataset_01367 | I'm sorry. What I was going to tell you is that I want to change. | I'm sorry. What I was going to tell you is that I want to change. |
| 1369 | mio_dataset_01368 | I mean, the private auction. Afterwards. | I mean, the private auction. Afterwards. |
| 1370 | mio_dataset_01369 | I... I don't know what to say. I had no idea it was you. | I... I don't know what to say. I had no idea it was you. |
| 1371 | mio_dataset_01370 | Sorry, I know that's insane. I shouldn't have sudden doubts about your character because of my mistake. | Sorry, I know that's insane. I shouldn't have sudden doubts about your character because of my mistake. |
| 1372 | mio_dataset_01371 | Well, yeah, I mean, we could do that stuff for free. | Well, yeah, I mean, we could do that stuff for free. |
| 1373 | mio_dataset_01372 | Actually, to be completely honest, the last few times I've... | Actually, to be completely honest, the last few times I've... |
| 1374 | mio_dataset_01373 | Well, done that. | Well, done that. |
| 1375 | mio_dataset_01374 | I've been thinking about you. | I've been thinking about you. |
| 1376 | mio_dataset_01375 | In a weird way, I'm almost happy it was you this time. | In a weird way, I'm almost happy it was you this time. |
| 1377 | mio_dataset_01376 | I only want it to be you from now on. | I only want it to be you from now on. |
| 1378 | mio_dataset_01377 | I feel... I'm sorry. I didn't want... I mean... I'm pretty ashamed. | I feel... I'm sorry. I didn't want... I mean... I'm pretty ashamed. |
| 1379 | mio_dataset_01378 | I'm sorry I made you feel that way. | I'm sorry I made you feel that way. |
| 1380 | mio_dataset_01379 | Part of me is happy, I guess. That it was you. | Part of me is happy, I guess. That it was you. |
| 1381 | mio_dataset_01380 | This almost feels like destiny. | This almost feels like destiny. |
| 1382 | mio_dataset_01381 | My heart is racing. | My heart is racing. |
| 1383 | mio_dataset_01382 | I suddenly feel like, like I don't know who you are. | I suddenly feel like, like I don't know who you are. |
| 1384 | mio_dataset_01383 | I was so surprised and confused when the winner, uh, when you didn't have me do anything. | I was so surprised and confused when the winner, uh, when you didn't have me do anything. |
| 1385 | mio_dataset_01384 | I even thought for a moment that it could have been you. | I even thought for a moment that it could have been you. |
| 1386 | mio_dataset_01385 | Yeah, I'm confused too. | Yeah, I'm confused too. |
| 1387 | mio_dataset_01386 | I'm... I'm so sorry for the crazy rollercoaster I've put you on. | I'm... I'm so sorry for the crazy rollercoaster I've put you on. |
| 1388 | mio_dataset_01387 | I'm... I don't know what to say. I'm speechless. | I'm... I don't know what to say. I'm speechless. |
| 1389 | mio_dataset_01388 | Are you disappointed in me? Are you angry? | Are you disappointed in me? Are you angry? |
| 1390 | mio_dataset_01389 | Wow. | Wow. |
| 1391 | mio_dataset_01390 | This was so kind and strange and impossible and wonderful and weird. | This was so kind and strange and impossible and wonderful and weird. |
| 1392 | mio_dataset_01391 | I really haven't made it easy on you, have I? | I really haven't made it easy on you, have I? |
| 1393 | mio_dataset_01392 | The truth is, I want to change. I want things to be different. And it's all because of you. | The truth is, I want to change. I want things to be different. And it's all because of you. |
| 1394 | mio_dataset_01393 | And you've given me the chance and the reason to do it. So, thank you. | And you've given me the chance and the reason to do it. So, thank you. |
| 1395 | mio_dataset_01394 | I've decided that that last live stream will be my last ever. | I've decided that that last live stream will be my last ever. |
| 1396 | mio_dataset_01395 | A long time ago, I made a decision that I was going to do them just because I thought they would be fun. | A long time ago, I made a decision that I was going to do them just because I thought they would be fun. |
| 1397 | mio_dataset_01396 | Yeah, I can respect that. | Yeah, I can respect that. |
| 1398 | mio_dataset_01397 | There's all this hate and weirdness online with ladies showing their boobs. And I just kind of wanted to sidestep it and do what I wanted. | There's all this hate and weirdness online with ladies showing their boobs. And I just kind of wanted to sidestep it and do what I wanted. |
| 1399 | mio_dataset_01398 | But now, I know that those feelings have run their course. | But now, I know that those feelings have run their course. |
| 1400 | mio_dataset_01399 | I still think being naked and doing your own thing is great. | I still think being naked and doing your own thing is great. |
| 1401 | mio_dataset_01400 | I still think being on camera and doing your own thing is great. | I still think being on camera and doing your own thing is great. |
| 1402 | mio_dataset_01401 | But now, the whole thing is starting to wear on me. At some point, it was no longer fun or empowering, and I didn't stop it then. | But now, the whole thing is starting to wear on me. At some point, it was no longer fun or empowering, and I didn't stop it then. |
| 1403 | mio_dataset_01402 | But I'm stopping it now. | But I'm stopping it now. |
| 1404 | mio_dataset_01403 | You really are a smooth criminal, you know that? | You really are a smooth criminal, you know that? |
| 1405 | mio_dataset_01404 | Hey! | Hey! |
| 1406 | mio_dataset_01405 | Oh, it's you! Hi! | Oh, it's you! Hi! |
| 1407 | mio_dataset_01406 | Huh? Oh, hey! | Huh? Oh, hey! |
| 1408 | mio_dataset_01407 | Yeah, well, enjoy the show, I guess. But just as a warning, I'm not going to call you Step Oni-chan or whatever. | Yeah, well, enjoy the show, I guess. But just as a warning, I'm not going to call you Step Oni-chan or whatever. |
| 1409 | mio_dataset_01408 | One sec, I gotta crawl out of here. | One sec, I gotta crawl out of here. |
| 1410 | mio_dataset_01409 | Oh, hi! Well, at the moment, it's more like, what's down? | Oh, hi! Well, at the moment, it's more like, what's down? |
| 1411 | mio_dataset_01410 | So here's the deal. This old cabinet is like one of my favorite games of all time. It's a classic. | So here's the deal. This old cabinet is like one of my favorite games of all time. It's a classic. |
| 1412 | mio_dataset_01411 | But it's also the oldest machine in the whole joint. If I were dating the machine, people would look at it sideways thinking she's too young for them. | But it's also the oldest machine in the whole joint. If I were dating the machine, people would look at it sideways thinking she's too young for them. |
| 1413 | mio_dataset_01412 | This morning it stopped working, and lo and behold, it's so old that I have no idea how to fix it. | This morning it stopped working, and lo and behold, it's so old that I have no idea how to fix it. |
| 1414 | mio_dataset_01413 | how's your electrical engineering? Circa late 70s boards. | how's your electrical engineering? Circa late 70s boards. |
| 1415 | mio_dataset_01414 | Okay, well, that answers my question. | Okay, well, that answers my question. |
| 1416 | mio_dataset_01415 | Are you serious? Yes! You're my hero! | Are you serious? Yes! You're my hero! |
| 1417 | mio_dataset_01416 | Hmm, no, that's bombs. | Hmm, no, that's bombs. |
| 1418 | mio_dataset_01417 | Okay, I gotta get back to work, but thank you so much. You're my hero, and you're sexy, and you're wonderful. | Okay, I gotta get back to work, but thank you so much. You're my hero, and you're sexy, and you're wonderful. |
| 1419 | mio_dataset_01418 | Well, it will be. I'll make sure. | Well, it will be. I'll make sure. |
| 1420 | mio_dataset_01419 | Nice! Nothing like giving preference to a 50-year-old machine to make her feel special. | Nice! Nothing like giving preference to a 50-year-old machine to make her feel special. |
| 1421 | mio_dataset_01420 | Ha! Okay, deal. It's an awkward date. | Ha! Okay, deal. It's an awkward date. |
| 1422 | mio_dataset_01421 | You know, I think I'm starting to see the appeal of those movies. | You know, I think I'm starting to see the appeal of those movies. |
| 1423 | mio_dataset_01422 | Let me know if your hair gets caught. | Let me know if your hair gets caught. |
| 1424 | mio_dataset_01423 | Oh my gosh, you're my hero! | Oh my gosh, you're my hero! |
| 1425 | mio_dataset_01424 | You're amazing! | You're amazing! |
| 1426 | mio_dataset_01425 | Hey, why don't you get us one and then you can watch, prick? | Hey, why don't you get us one and then you can watch, prick? |
| 1427 | mio_dataset_01426 | See you later! | See you later! |
| 1428 | mio_dataset_01427 | Okay, here's the plan. I think I know how to fix it. When I was under there, I saw a wire with really eroded contacts. | Okay, here's the plan. I think I know how to fix it. When I was under there, I saw a wire with really eroded contacts. |
| 1429 | mio_dataset_01428 | I'm going to crawl back under and find out where it needs to go. You stay here and let me know if the screen comes on. | I'm going to crawl back under and find out where it needs to go. You stay here and let me know if the screen comes on. |
| 1430 | mio_dataset_01429 | And, you know, keep the vultures away from my butt, compromising position and all. | And, you know, keep the vultures away from my butt, compromising position and all. |
| 1431 | mio_dataset_01430 | Okay, here we go. I'll be careful. | Okay, here we go. I'll be careful. |
| 1432 | mio_dataset_01431 | Okay, I think it's this one. | Okay, I think it's this one. |
| 1433 | mio_dataset_01432 | 早く早く早く早く早く早く | 早く早く早く早く早く早く |
| 1434 | mio_dataset_01433 | Hey, look who decided to go out into public to play video games. You freaking nerd. | Hey, look who decided to go out into public to play video games. You freaking nerd. |
| 1435 | mio_dataset_01434 | Good to see you though, always nice to see a friendly face with eyeballs that mostly stay on my own friendly face. | Good to see you though, always nice to see a friendly face with eyeballs that mostly stay on my own friendly face. |
| 1436 | mio_dataset_01435 | You caught me procrastinating cleaning the mini-gulf water hazard. I'm just working up the courage. | You caught me procrastinating cleaning the mini-gulf water hazard. I'm just working up the courage. |
| 1437 | mio_dataset_01436 | Okay, I'm gonna go do it. Go play some games. We'll chat more soon. | Okay, I'm gonna go do it. Go play some games. We'll chat more soon. |
| 1438 | mio_dataset_01437 | Oh, hey, how's it going? Did you drop in to play severely outdated hardware with sticky control sticks, or did you come to visit me? | Oh, hey, how's it going? Did you drop in to play severely outdated hardware with sticky control sticks, or did you come to visit me? |
| 1439 | mio_dataset_01438 | Don't answer that. We both know the right answer, and I'm running with it. | Don't answer that. We both know the right answer, and I'm running with it. |
| 1440 | mio_dataset_01439 | Hey, I've got to go fetch a pizza from the kitchen for table four, but maybe we can hang out tonight or soon? | Hey, I've got to go fetch a pizza from the kitchen for table four, but maybe we can hang out tonight or soon? |
| 1441 | mio_dataset_01440 | I'll check my calendar and text you. In the meantime, I'm blowing kisses at you awkwardly. Bye! | I'll check my calendar and text you. In the meantime, I'm blowing kisses at you awkwardly. Bye! |
| 1442 | mio_dataset_01441 | Hey, how's it going? Thanks for dropping by. | Hey, how's it going? Thanks for dropping by. |
| 1443 | mio_dataset_01442 | I wish I could hang out, but I've got to go replace all the tickets in the machines, and I always need to psych myself up for a bit. | I wish I could hang out, but I've got to go replace all the tickets in the machines, and I always need to psych myself up for a bit. |
| 1444 | mio_dataset_01443 | The skee-ball is a difficult quest, not gonna lie. Changes a woman. You always come home a little weathered, a little wiser. | The skee-ball is a difficult quest, not gonna lie. Changes a woman. You always come home a little weathered, a little wiser. |
| 1445 | mio_dataset_01444 | Anyway, I've put it off long enough. Chat soon, though. Take care. | Anyway, I've put it off long enough. Chat soon, though. Take care. |
| 1446 | mio_dataset_01445 | I don't know, kid. The metamorph for temporary tattoos seem a lot cooler to me than the sticky hand. | I don't know, kid. The metamorph for temporary tattoos seem a lot cooler to me than the sticky hand. |
| 1447 | mio_dataset_01446 | No! Hang out with me! I have free beer! | No! Hang out with me! I have free beer! |
| 1448 | mio_dataset_01447 | I mean, you're gonna stick the thing in your sister's hair, and then what? It's going into the garbage. | I mean, you're gonna stick the thing in your sister's hair, and then what? It's going into the garbage. |
| 1449 | mio_dataset_01448 | Meanwhile, I'm putting that snake tattoo on my arm and going out and impressing the girls. Just saying. | Meanwhile, I'm putting that snake tattoo on my arm and going out and impressing the girls. Just saying. |
| 1450 | mio_dataset_01449 | Ow! | Ow! |
| 1451 | mio_dataset_01450 | Eee! You made it! I'm so glad you came! | Eee! You made it! I'm so glad you came! |
| 1452 | mio_dataset_01451 | I was actually killing time behind the counter. My shift hasn't even started yet. Are you good? Do you want to hang out? | I was actually killing time behind the counter. My shift hasn't even started yet. Are you good? Do you want to hang out? |
| 1453 | mio_dataset_01452 | Yay! That's exactly what I was hoping you would say. | Yay! That's exactly what I was hoping you would say. |
| 1454 | mio_dataset_01453 | Alright, so the climb wall and the spin cycle aren't open yet, so we can't do those. | Alright, so the climb wall and the spin cycle aren't open yet, so we can't do those. |
| 1455 | mio_dataset_01454 | Climb wall. Yeah, right. I climb leaderboards. Who do I look like, Spider-Gwen? | Climb wall. Yeah, right. I climb leaderboards. Who do I look like, Spider-Gwen? |
| 1456 | mio_dataset_01455 | Alright, note to self, look into Spider-Gwen cosplay. | Alright, note to self, look into Spider-Gwen cosplay. |
| 1457 | mio_dataset_01456 | Right, right, focus. Fun now, cosplay later. | Right, right, focus. Fun now, cosplay later. |
| 1458 | mio_dataset_01457 | You meanie. I would hit you, but I picked up a big bowl this morning and tweaked my wrist. | You meanie. I would hit you, but I picked up a big bowl this morning and tweaked my wrist. |
| 1459 | mio_dataset_01458 | Don't look at me like that. It was a really big bowl. | Don't look at me like that. It was a really big bowl. |
| 1460 | mio_dataset_01459 | Okay, I've done everything here a hundred times, so it's your choice. Do you want to mini-golf or just hit the bar for some rather concerning day drinking? | Okay, I've done everything here a hundred times, so it's your choice. Do you want to mini-golf or just hit the bar for some rather concerning day drinking? |
| 1461 | mio_dataset_01460 | Very true. But don't underestimate me. I'm scrappy. | Very true. But don't underestimate me. I'm scrappy. |
| 1462 | mio_dataset_01461 | Wait here, I'll get us free clubs and balls. | Wait here, I'll get us free clubs and balls. |
| 1463 | mio_dataset_01462 | I said balls. Okay, going. | I said balls. Okay, going. |
| 1464 | mio_dataset_01463 | Yay! Drinking before my shift is my favorite thing! | Yay! Drinking before my shift is my favorite thing! |
| 1465 | mio_dataset_01464 | Come on, the bar is not open for another hour, so we'll have the place to ourselves. | Come on, the bar is not open for another hour, so we'll have the place to ourselves. |
| 1466 | mio_dataset_01465 | Thanks for playing with me. I had a great time. | Thanks for playing with me. I had a great time. |
| 1467 | mio_dataset_01466 | No! My mighty empire has fallen! I'm no longer the Queen of Balls! | No! My mighty empire has fallen! I'm no longer the Queen of Balls! |
| 1468 | mio_dataset_01467 | I'm funny. You know it. It's okay to admit the truth. | I'm funny. You know it. It's okay to admit the truth. |
| 1469 | mio_dataset_01468 | Whoa, I can't believe you beat me. No, really, I've played this course longer than some people go to college. | Whoa, I can't believe you beat me. No, really, I've played this course longer than some people go to college. |
| 1470 | mio_dataset_01469 | I still have no idea how you banked that shot off the Flamingo of Doom. But you are the victor, and I bow to your power. | I still have no idea how you banked that shot off the Flamingo of Doom. But you are the victor, and I bow to your power. |
| 1471 | mio_dataset_01470 | Excuse me, do you have any sunblock? I don't want these girls getting too much sun. | Excuse me, do you have any sunblock? I don't want these girls getting too much sun. |
| 1472 | mio_dataset_01471 | Yay! I win! I'm the best! | Yay! I win! I'm the best! |
| 1473 | mio_dataset_01472 | What's that? Is that the distinct smell of humble pie? Well, I think we can all use a slice | What's that? Is that the distinct smell of humble pie? Well, I think we can all use a slice |
| 1474 | mio_dataset_01473 | But for real, I play this course at least a hundred times every summer. This is the throne of my power. These windmills are my churches. | But for real, I play this course at least a hundred times every summer. This is the throne of my power. These windmills are my churches. |
| 1475 | mio_dataset_01474 | Well, it's about time I start my shift. Thanks so much for dropping in and killing some time with me. | Well, it's about time I start my shift. Thanks so much for dropping in and killing some time with me. |
| 1476 | mio_dataset_01475 | Mwah! | Mwah! |
| 1477 | mio_dataset_01476 | Let's do this again sometime. See ya. | Let's do this again sometime. See ya. |
| 1478 | mio_dataset_01477 | Oh, and this is for you. | Oh, and this is for you. |
| 1479 | mio_dataset_01478 | In case you're ever out trying to impress the ladies. | In case you're ever out trying to impress the ladies. |
| 1480 | mio_dataset_01479 | And then I said, Anderman? I barely know her, man. | And then I said, Anderman? I barely know her, man. |
| 1481 | mio_dataset_01480 | Haha, because Minecraft! | Haha, because Minecraft! |
| 1482 | mio_dataset_01481 | You're fun to hang out with. Did you know? | You're fun to hang out with. Did you know? |
| 1483 | mio_dataset_01482 | Oh crap, yes, we're opening. I just need to punch in. | Oh crap, yes, we're opening. I just need to punch in. |
| 1484 | mio_dataset_01483 | Hey, I've got to run obviously, but thanks for coming and hanging out with me. You're a real princess peach | Hey, I've got to run obviously, but thanks for coming and hanging out with me. You're a real princess peach |
| 1485 | mio_dataset_01484 | We'll chat soon. | We'll chat soon. |
| 1486 | mio_dataset_01485 | I'm going to fetch you a drink that way you can leave me a big tip as thanks for being your cringe crash test dummy | I'm going to fetch you a drink that way you can leave me a big tip as thanks for being your cringe crash test dummy |
| 1487 | mio_dataset_01486 | You dork! What, was my top supposed to fly off or something? That's not a cheat, you weeaboo. That's DLC. | You dork! What, was my top supposed to fly off or something? That's not a cheat, you weeaboo. That's DLC. |
| 1488 | mio_dataset_01487 | Well, that was a solid laugh. Thanks. I needed that, actually. Let me go grab you a drink. | Well, that was a solid laugh. Thanks. I needed that, actually. Let me go grab you a drink. |
| 1489 | mio_dataset_01488 | Hey, hot stuff! Welcome to Rated-A Arcade, where the beer and boobs aren't pixelated. Here are your complimentary quarters. | Hey, hot stuff! Welcome to Rated-A Arcade, where the beer and boobs aren't pixelated. Here are your complimentary quarters. |
| 1490 | mio_dataset_01489 | This month is our hot coffee special. Free lattes with the purchase of 100 tokens. Because my boss thinks ancient memes are dank. | This month is our hot coffee special. Free lattes with the purchase of 100 tokens. Because my boss thinks ancient memes are dank. |
| 1491 | mio_dataset_01490 | My name is Mio, and I'll be your server. And just like a great game server, I never go down. So don't ask. What can I get you, sweetheart? | My name is Mio, and I'll be your server. And just like a great game server, I never go down. So don't ask. What can I get you, sweetheart? |
| 1492 | mio_dataset_01491 | Oh, sure! That would be the cheesy pickup line appetizer. It's always overdone, though, just to warn you. | Oh, sure! That would be the cheesy pickup line appetizer. It's always overdone, though, just to warn you. |
| 1493 | mio_dataset_01492 | I'll fetch your drink. Give you time to think about the mistakes you've made in life. | I'll fetch your drink. Give you time to think about the mistakes you've made in life. |
| 1494 | mio_dataset_01493 | And I metaphorically hear that every shift. Oof. | And I metaphorically hear that every shift. Oof. |
| 1495 | mio_dataset_01494 | Here you go, Geralt. Let me know if that's too thick for you. | Here you go, Geralt. Let me know if that's too thick for you. |
| 1496 | mio_dataset_01495 | Keeping those crosshairs where I can see them, hey? Well, good for you. I hope there's an achievement for that. | Keeping those crosshairs where I can see them, hey? Well, good for you. I hope there's an achievement for that. |
| 1497 | mio_dataset_01496 | But just in case it was too subtle, this bar has a certain atmosphere, and I enjoy it, so relax! | But just in case it was too subtle, this bar has a certain atmosphere, and I enjoy it, so relax! |
| 1498 | mio_dataset_01497 | Whoa there, partner. This isn't a dating sim where you can click spam until you unlock the saucy content. Pace yourself. | Whoa there, partner. This isn't a dating sim where you can click spam until you unlock the saucy content. Pace yourself. |
| 1499 | mio_dataset_01498 | So hey, you've got a face, and I've never seen it before. What's your story, mysterious stranger? What brings you to town? | So hey, you've got a face, and I've never seen it before. What's your story, mysterious stranger? What brings you to town? |
| 1500 | mio_dataset_01499 | A sneaky compliment and alliteration? | A sneaky compliment and alliteration? |
| 1501 | mio_dataset_01500 | Well, believe it or not, that's the smoothest thing anyone has said to me in months. So welcome to Subrosa! | Well, believe it or not, that's the smoothest thing anyone has said to me in months. So welcome to Subrosa! |
| 1502 | mio_dataset_01501 | Oh, so yeah, the usual sort of thing. Well, it sounds a bit cliche, but eh, I'd kickstart it. | Oh, so yeah, the usual sort of thing. Well, it sounds a bit cliche, but eh, I'd kickstart it. |
| 1503 | mio_dataset_01502 | Well, I like that can-do Belushi attitude. Especially without the can't-do Belushi body. You've got a winning combo going on there. | Well, I like that can-do Belushi attitude. Especially without the can't-do Belushi body. You've got a winning combo going on there. |
| 1504 | mio_dataset_01503 | So am I one of these unsuspecting women? Before you answer, just a heads up that unsuspecting is one of my least favorite adjectives to be. | So am I one of these unsuspecting women? Before you answer, just a heads up that unsuspecting is one of my least favorite adjectives to be. |
| 1505 | mio_dataset_01504 | Hmm, is destiny like that weird buzz you get when you pour free shots on top of yam rolls? | Hmm, is destiny like that weird buzz you get when you pour free shots on top of yam rolls? |
| 1506 | mio_dataset_01505 | Because if not, I'm feeling pretty destiny free at the moment. | Because if not, I'm feeling pretty destiny free at the moment. |
| 1507 | mio_dataset_01506 | Da-na-na-na! Good for me, I guess. | Da-na-na-na! Good for me, I guess. |
| 1508 | mio_dataset_01507 | Anyway, it's just nice seeing new friendly faces around. And abs. Got any abs under that shirt? I'd love to meet them. | Anyway, it's just nice seeing new friendly faces around. And abs. Got any abs under that shirt? I'd love to meet them. |
| 1509 | mio_dataset_01508 | Hehe, like, who is my daddy and what does he do? | Hehe, like, who is my daddy and what does he do? |
| 1510 | mio_dataset_01509 | Right? I mean, that's exactly why I'm working here. | Right? I mean, that's exactly why I'm working here. |
| 1511 | mio_dataset_01510 | Haha! I feel ya, fam! I mean, I'm in shape. Sounds a-shape! Hahaha! | Haha! I feel ya, fam! I mean, I'm in shape. Sounds a-shape! Hahaha! |
| 1512 | mio_dataset_01511 | Okay, I'm all for the direct approach, love. What's on your mind? | Okay, I'm all for the direct approach, love. What's on your mind? |
| 1513 | mio_dataset_01512 | Anymore dialogue trees you want to explore? | Anymore dialogue trees you want to explore? |
| 1514 | mio_dataset_01513 | That sounds like one of those really deep soul-searching questions everyone needs to ask themselves from time to time. | That sounds like one of those really deep soul-searching questions everyone needs to ask themselves from time to time. |
| 1515 | mio_dataset_01514 | But I think the best word that describes me is interested. | But I think the best word that describes me is interested. |
| 1516 | mio_dataset_01515 | Has anyone told you you've got a nice voice? You could make it into voice acting for sure. | Has anyone told you you've got a nice voice? You could make it into voice acting for sure. |
| 1517 | mio_dataset_01516 | No problem, Detective Phelps, but if you're trying to figure out if I'm lying, I should remind you that my face is up here. | No problem, Detective Phelps, but if you're trying to figure out if I'm lying, I should remind you that my face is up here. |
| 1518 | mio_dataset_01517 | Basically ever since my bra filled in. It's just a summer gig though for when tourist suckers like yourself are around. | Basically ever since my bra filled in. It's just a summer gig though for when tourist suckers like yourself are around. |
| 1519 | mio_dataset_01518 | This isn't even my main job. I just like having access to unlimited tokens and tequila. I'm basically a god here. | This isn't even my main job. I just like having access to unlimited tokens and tequila. I'm basically a god here. |
| 1520 | mio_dataset_01519 | I sense a soul in search of answers. | I sense a soul in search of answers. |
| 1521 | mio_dataset_01520 | So I guess it's not the type of place that's going to burst into song randomly. But not that bad. | So I guess it's not the type of place that's going to burst into song randomly. But not that bad. |
| 1522 | mio_dataset_01521 | So, random question. On a scale from 1 to 10, how busy would you say you were this week? Got plans already? | So, random question. On a scale from 1 to 10, how busy would you say you were this week? Got plans already? |
| 1523 | mio_dataset_01522 | Well, here's my number anyway. Let me know if you want to hang out sometime. | Well, here's my number anyway. Let me know if you want to hang out sometime. |
| 1524 | mio_dataset_01523 | Okay, I'm going to work now. Yes, that is a good segue from this conversation. See ya. | Okay, I'm going to work now. Yes, that is a good segue from this conversation. See ya. |
| 1525 | mio_dataset_01524 | Hey! You picked up on my super subtle charms there. Good for you. Relationship plus plus. | Hey! You picked up on my super subtle charms there. Good for you. Relationship plus plus. |
| 1526 | mio_dataset_01525 | Here's my number. I'll send you a text. We should definitely hang out soon. | Here's my number. I'll send you a text. We should definitely hang out soon. |
| 1527 | mio_dataset_01526 | Okay, fine. Here's my number you nerd. You had me at confirmation. I'm not a bot | Okay, fine. Here's my number you nerd. You had me at confirmation. I'm not a bot |
| 1528 | mio_dataset_01527 | I gotta get back to work. I'll text you though, and we'll set something up | I gotta get back to work. I'll text you though, and we'll set something up |
| 1529 | mio_dataset_01528 | Ouch! Rejected. Well, that's awkward. Yep, that's a big bag of cringe. | Ouch! Rejected. Well, that's awkward. Yep, that's a big bag of cringe. |
| 1530 | mio_dataset_01529 | And hey, just FYI, you're on a really good roll here. Like, you're in lady boner territory. Don't mess it up. | And hey, just FYI, you're on a really good roll here. Like, you're in lady boner territory. Don't mess it up. |
| 1531 | mio_dataset_01530 | I hope to see you later. Ciao. | I hope to see you later. Ciao. |
| 1532 | mio_dataset_01531 | ...sorta...mixed things...bad. | ...sorta...mixed things...bad. |
| 1533 | mio_dataset_01532 | No, too fast. Bad bus. | No, too fast. Bad bus. |
| 1534 | mio_dataset_01533 | I'm good. Sun is too bright. | I'm good. Sun is too bright. |
| 1535 | mio_dataset_01534 | Hey, you look helpful. Help me. | Hey, you look helpful. Help me. |
| 1536 | mio_dataset_01535 | Okay, no prob. Thanks for trying. | Okay, no prob. Thanks for trying. |
| 1537 | mio_dataset_01536 | OMG, you're awesome. | OMG, you're awesome. |
| 1538 | mio_dataset_01537 | Can't get internet. Don't know what time bus is coming. | Can't get internet. Don't know what time bus is coming. |
| 1539 | mio_dataset_01538 | Fix it. | Fix it. |
| 1540 | mio_dataset_01539 | Oh gosh, you're fast. | Oh gosh, you're fast. |
| 1541 | mio_dataset_01540 | Hey, do you mind just sitting with me until boss comes? | Hey, do you mind just sitting with me until boss comes? |
| 1542 | mio_dataset_01541 | Okay, bye. | Okay, bye. |
| 1543 | mio_dataset_01542 | KK, no prob. | KK, no prob. |
| 1544 | mio_dataset_01543 | But you gotta go then, because you're loud. | But you gotta go then, because you're loud. |
| 1545 | mio_dataset_01544 | Thanks again. | Thanks again. |
| 1546 | mio_dataset_01545 | Worried about ghosts or something. | Worried about ghosts or something. |
| 1547 | mio_dataset_01546 | Heh, Pac-Man. | Heh, Pac-Man. |
| 1548 | mio_dataset_01547 | Please. | Please. |
| 1549 | mio_dataset_01548 | Okay, thanks. | Okay, thanks. |
| 1550 | mio_dataset_01549 | Waka, waka, waka. | Waka, waka, waka. |
| 1551 | mio_dataset_01550 | Oh, cool. Thank you. | Oh, cool. Thank you. |
| 1552 | mio_dataset_01551 | I'm at Arcade. Check it out. | I'm at Arcade. Check it out. |
| 1553 | mio_dataset_01552 | Screw it, gonna walk. | Screw it, gonna walk. |
| 1554 | mio_dataset_01553 | Thanks for trying. I'm at the... Arcade. | Thanks for trying. I'm at the... Arcade. |
| 1555 | mio_dataset_01554 | Check it out sometime. | Check it out sometime. |
| 1556 | mio_dataset_01555 | Hey, thanks so much for covering the cost of entry. I'll make sure to get that back to you. | Hey, thanks so much for covering the cost of entry. I'll make sure to get that back to you. |
| 1557 | mio_dataset_01556 | You're awesome, just saying. I have no idea why you did that, but it meant a lot to me. | You're awesome, just saying. I have no idea why you did that, but it meant a lot to me. |
| 1558 | mio_dataset_01557 | I mean, it was a super weird flex, but I'm not about to second guess it. | I mean, it was a super weird flex, but I'm not about to second guess it. |
| 1559 | mio_dataset_01558 | Alright, I gotta jet. Thanks again. See you soon! | Alright, I gotta jet. Thanks again. See you soon! |
| 1560 | mio_dataset_01559 | Mwah! | Mwah! |
| 1561 | mio_dataset_01560 | I mean, yeah. What did you think this was? Friendship? | I mean, yeah. What did you think this was? Friendship? |
| 1562 | mio_dataset_01561 | Thanks for cheering me on. It made it a lot easier to make a spectacle of myself. | Thanks for cheering me on. It made it a lot easier to make a spectacle of myself. |
| 1563 | mio_dataset_01562 | No, it was definitely my pleasure. I got the rosy cheeks to prove it. | No, it was definitely my pleasure. I got the rosy cheeks to prove it. |
| 1564 | mio_dataset_01563 | Okay, there's definitely a thing as too much honesty. We found it. Go team! | Okay, there's definitely a thing as too much honesty. We found it. Go team! |
| 1565 | mio_dataset_01564 | You know what, Ruri? It's just a little too rich for my blood. | You know what, Ruri? It's just a little too rich for my blood. |
| 1566 | mio_dataset_01565 | In other words, no guarantees. | In other words, no guarantees. |
| 1567 | mio_dataset_01566 | Geez, Ruri! I got it! I'll be right there! | Geez, Ruri! I got it! I'll be right there! |
| 1568 | mio_dataset_01567 | Alright, thanks for having my back. Will I see you later? | Alright, thanks for having my back. Will I see you later? |
| 1569 | mio_dataset_01568 | Great, I'll text you. | Great, I'll text you. |
| 1570 | mio_dataset_01569 | Well, I'll see you later then. Bye! | Well, I'll see you later then. Bye! |
| 1571 | mio_dataset_01570 | Riri, you gotta believe me! You have to use the weaker product placement on Clambake, then hold your phone at a 45-degree angle. | Riri, you gotta believe me! You have to use the weaker product placement on Clambake, then hold your phone at a 45-degree angle. |
| 1572 | mio_dataset_01571 | Whoa, that's way too much, Ruri. | Whoa, that's way too much, Ruri. |
| 1573 | mio_dataset_01572 | Whoa, slow your roll. Just give me a sec. | Whoa, slow your roll. Just give me a sec. |
| 1574 | mio_dataset_01573 | Oh, hey! Fancy running into you! Are you here to catch rare protomon? Or are you instead a well-adjusted member of society? | Oh, hey! Fancy running into you! Are you here to catch rare protomon? Or are you instead a well-adjusted member of society? |
| 1575 | mio_dataset_01574 | Well, you see that gal over there? Cute hoodie, nice butt. That's Ruri. She's an elite hacker gamer person. Like, legit. | Well, you see that gal over there? Cute hoodie, nice butt. That's Ruri. She's an elite hacker gamer person. Like, legit. |
| 1576 | mio_dataset_01575 | She's betting me $5,000 whether or not my theory on catching Clambake is right. But I'm so sure I'm right. | She's betting me $5,000 whether or not my theory on catching Clambake is right. But I'm so sure I'm right. |
| 1577 | mio_dataset_01576 | But, you know, $5,000? | But, you know, $5,000? |
| 1578 | mio_dataset_01577 | Ha ha ha! Don't call her that! No, seriously, she's scary. Like, dox you and ruin your life kind of scary. | Ha ha ha! Don't call her that! No, seriously, she's scary. Like, dox you and ruin your life kind of scary. |
| 1579 | mio_dataset_01578 | Her name is Ruri. She's a tech head and a gamer like me. Only she's lacking empathy and basic social graces, so watch out. | Her name is Ruri. She's a tech head and a gamer like me. Only she's lacking empathy and basic social graces, so watch out. |
| 1580 | mio_dataset_01579 | I'm trying to decide if I can afford to lose $5,000 in a bet if I'm wrong. | I'm trying to decide if I can afford to lose $5,000 in a bet if I'm wrong. |
| 1581 | mio_dataset_01580 | What? Really? You'll help me? | What? Really? You'll help me? |
| 1582 | mio_dataset_01581 | You're a lifesaver, but I'm still not 100% sure I can afford to lose $5,000 in a bet. | You're a lifesaver, but I'm still not 100% sure I can afford to lose $5,000 in a bet. |
| 1583 | mio_dataset_01582 | I bet you ran those from your apartment. It doesn't work unless you're literally running. | I bet you ran those from your apartment. It doesn't work unless you're literally running. |
| 1584 | mio_dataset_01583 | Clambake is a fitness type. You have to be burning calories to apply full damage. | Clambake is a fitness type. You have to be burning calories to apply full damage. |
| 1585 | mio_dataset_01584 | Fine, we'll settle this once and for all. How about a bet? | Fine, we'll settle this once and for all. How about a bet? |
| 1586 | mio_dataset_01585 | I'll run around like a lunatic and only use weak product placements. You stand right there, don't move, and use the strongest. | I'll run around like a lunatic and only use weak product placements. You stand right there, don't move, and use the strongest. |
| 1587 | mio_dataset_01586 | Whoever catches Clambake first wins. | Whoever catches Clambake first wins. |
| 1588 | mio_dataset_01587 | Five grand is basically all of my savings, which would be dumb to lose, but I know I'm right about this. | Five grand is basically all of my savings, which would be dumb to lose, but I know I'm right about this. |
| 1589 | mio_dataset_01588 | Mmm. | Mmm. |
| 1590 | mio_dataset_01589 | Yeah, you're absolutely right. Knowing Ruri, she'd probably know how to hack the Protomon servers or some nonsense and make me lose regardless. | Yeah, you're absolutely right. Knowing Ruri, she'd probably know how to hack the Protomon servers or some nonsense and make me lose regardless. |
| 1591 | mio_dataset_01590 | Thanks. I needed a responsible adult to save me from bad life choices. | Thanks. I needed a responsible adult to save me from bad life choices. |
| 1592 | mio_dataset_01591 | No! I can't let you put up the money like that! | No! I can't let you put up the money like that! |
| 1593 | mio_dataset_01592 | That would be crazy! I could never forgive myself if I lost someone else's money. | That would be crazy! I could never forgive myself if I lost someone else's money. |
| 1594 | mio_dataset_01593 | No, I refuse! Nope, not happening! | No, I refuse! Nope, not happening! |
| 1595 | mio_dataset_01594 | You're really going to stare at me until I say yes, aren't you? | You're really going to stare at me until I say yes, aren't you? |
| 1596 | mio_dataset_01595 | Eee! Okay, fine! But if I lose, I'm dressing in sexy cosplay and cleaning your house twice a day for the rest of the summer. | Eee! Okay, fine! But if I lose, I'm dressing in sexy cosplay and cleaning your house twice a day for the rest of the summer. |
| 1597 | mio_dataset_01596 | What should I do? | What should I do? |
| 1598 | mio_dataset_01597 | Ha! Nice. Stare, Fox. Okay, now focus. | Ha! Nice. Stare, Fox. Okay, now focus. |
| 1599 | mio_dataset_01598 | You know what? I can feel this one in my code. I just gotta be right. | You know what? I can feel this one in my code. I just gotta be right. |
| 1600 | mio_dataset_01599 | I'm going to bet her. Even if I lose, at least I'll have my self-respect. | I'm going to bet her. Even if I lose, at least I'll have my self-respect. |
| 1601 | mio_dataset_01600 | right? You can eat self-respect in a pinch, I think. Pay your rent with it. | right? You can eat self-respect in a pinch, I think. Pay your rent with it. |
| 1602 | mio_dataset_01601 | Oh man, I'm already shaking. Get it together, Mio. | Oh man, I'm already shaking. Get it together, Mio. |
| 1603 | mio_dataset_01602 | All right, Ruri, you're on. $5,000 to see who knows the true heart of Clambake. | All right, Ruri, you're on. $5,000 to see who knows the true heart of Clambake. |
| 1604 | mio_dataset_01603 | Would you stop being so distracting? | Would you stop being so distracting? |
| 1605 | mio_dataset_01604 | Rory, this is the person from out of town I was telling you about. Remember? | Rory, this is the person from out of town I was telling you about. Remember? |
| 1606 | mio_dataset_01605 | Ruri, can you please get back to insulting me and leave my friend out of this? | Ruri, can you please get back to insulting me and leave my friend out of this? |
| 1607 | mio_dataset_01606 | WIN! | WIN! |
| 1608 | mio_dataset_01607 | I did it! I caught Clambake! | I did it! I caught Clambake! |
| 1609 | mio_dataset_01608 | Okay, Brewery, you win. We'll chat. | Okay, Brewery, you win. We'll chat. |
| 1610 | mio_dataset_01609 | Well, I have a feeling Ruri's pay to win strategy was more powerful than my cardio. | Well, I have a feeling Ruri's pay to win strategy was more powerful than my cardio. |
| 1611 | mio_dataset_01610 | Oh, well, I think I gave it a valiant effort. | Oh, well, I think I gave it a valiant effort. |
| 1612 | mio_dataset_01611 | Listen, I'm sorry. I lost you all that cash. I'll figure out a way to get it back to you. I promise | Listen, I'm sorry. I lost you all that cash. I'll figure out a way to get it back to you. I promise |
| 1613 | mio_dataset_01612 | Did you enjoy that? Watching Mio bounce herself to losing five grand and some dignity? | Did you enjoy that? Watching Mio bounce herself to losing five grand and some dignity? |
| 1614 | mio_dataset_01613 | That's sweet of you to say. | That's sweet of you to say. |
| 1615 | mio_dataset_01614 | Don't worry about it at all. In fact, I'll wire you the cash. | Don't worry about it at all. In fact, I'll wire you the cash. |
| 1616 | mio_dataset_01615 | I still appreciate you having my back. Fist bump. | I still appreciate you having my back. Fist bump. |
| 1617 | mio_dataset_01616 | Well, at least we all learned an important lesson today. Never try. | Well, at least we all learned an important lesson today. Never try. |
| 1618 | mio_dataset_01617 | Nice! That's always a good moral to learn. Trust me, it's on the same level as don't play in traffic and don't you put it in your mouth. | Nice! That's always a good moral to learn. Trust me, it's on the same level as don't play in traffic and don't you put it in your mouth. |
| 1619 | mio_dataset_01618 | Alright, I gotta run. Thanks for taking part in my public embarrassment. I think it brought us closer together. | Alright, I gotta run. Thanks for taking part in my public embarrassment. I think it brought us closer together. |
| 1620 | mio_dataset_01619 | Bye-bye! | Bye-bye! |
| 1621 | mio_dataset_01620 | MWAH! | MWAH! |
| 1622 | mio_dataset_01621 | And thanks so much to my good luck charm. When all seemed lost, you were the light of hope I needed. | And thanks so much to my good luck charm. When all seemed lost, you were the light of hope I needed. |
| 1623 | mio_dataset_01622 | Yeah, I'll be right there. | Yeah, I'll be right there. |
| 1624 | mio_dataset_01623 | ha ha ha | ha ha ha |
| 1625 | mio_dataset_01624 | Damn it, stupid thing. I just got you back from repairs. | Damn it, stupid thing. I just got you back from repairs. |
| 1626 | mio_dataset_01625 | Curse you, drifting joystick! Curse you, Miyamomo! | Curse you, drifting joystick! Curse you, Miyamomo! |
| 1627 | mio_dataset_01626 | Alright, I think that's time. I should hit the hay. | Alright, I think that's time. I should hit the hay. |
| 1628 | mio_dataset_01627 | I look forward to it. | I look forward to it. |
| 1629 | mio_dataset_01628 | Hey, um, thanks for playing with me tonight. This was actually fun, and weird, and refreshing, and... | Hey, um, thanks for playing with me tonight. This was actually fun, and weird, and refreshing, and... |
| 1630 | mio_dataset_01629 | Just cool. Thank you. | Just cool. Thank you. |
| 1631 | mio_dataset_01630 | Will I see you at the next auction? I promise you don't need to pay me if you just want to hang out and play games. I'll give you a coupon for those. | Will I see you at the next auction? I promise you don't need to pay me if you just want to hang out and play games. I'll give you a coupon for those. |
| 1632 | mio_dataset_01631 | Awesome. | Awesome. |
| 1633 | mio_dataset_01632 | Mine too. | Mine too. |
| 1634 | mio_dataset_01633 | Good night. | Good night. |
| 1635 | mio_dataset_01634 | And then, yeah, you're basically done. | And then, yeah, you're basically done. |
| 1636 | mio_dataset_01635 | I mean, you could still pick a bunch of aesthetic upgrades, but I usually start with those. I suppose we kind of skipped them. | I mean, you could still pick a bunch of aesthetic upgrades, but I usually start with those. I suppose we kind of skipped them. |
| 1637 | mio_dataset_01636 | I hope you enjoy. | I hope you enjoy. |
| 1638 | mio_dataset_01637 | Hmm... | Hmm... |
| 1639 | mio_dataset_01638 | Oh, yes. Oh, baby. Oh, yes. | Oh, yes. Oh, baby. Oh, yes. |
| 1640 | mio_dataset_01639 | Mwah! | Mwah! |
| 1641 | mio_dataset_01640 | Thanks, Tiger. I hope you enjoyed that as much as I did. | Thanks, Tiger. I hope you enjoyed that as much as I did. |
| 1642 | mio_dataset_01641 | See you at the next auction! | See you at the next auction! |
| 1643 | mio_dataset_01642 | Let's see. According to the rankings, it looks like Gigi Is Everything is the winner again. | Let's see. According to the rankings, it looks like Gigi Is Everything is the winner again. |
| 1644 | mio_dataset_01643 | Holy smokes, Gigi. I hope you're not missing out on, like, food and stuff. You win these auctions a lot. | Holy smokes, Gigi. I hope you're not missing out on, like, food and stuff. You win these auctions a lot. |
| 1645 | mio_dataset_01644 | Thanks again to everyone who joined me tonight. Gigi, please stay logged in. I'll set us up a private room. | Thanks again to everyone who joined me tonight. Gigi, please stay logged in. I'll set us up a private room. |
| 1646 | mio_dataset_01645 | Yay! Good job, Mega Woman. Keep doing that and you'll pay off your college loans in no time. | Yay! Good job, Mega Woman. Keep doing that and you'll pay off your college loans in no time. |
| 1647 | mio_dataset_01646 | Speaking of college loans, it's actually time for me to sign off and start the members-only stream. | Speaking of college loans, it's actually time for me to sign off and start the members-only stream. |
| 1648 | mio_dataset_01647 | But in all seriousness, thank you so much for subbing and watching my stream. I couldn't do it without you. I am so happy you spent time with me today. | But in all seriousness, thank you so much for subbing and watching my stream. I couldn't do it without you. I am so happy you spent time with me today. |
| 1649 | mio_dataset_01648 | Okay, Gamer Galaxy out. Bye. | Okay, Gamer Galaxy out. Bye. |
| 1650 | mio_dataset_01649 | The strat here is to wall clip through the stage just enough to hit the end zone trigger without falling out of bounds. | The strat here is to wall clip through the stage just enough to hit the end zone trigger without falling out of bounds. |
| 1651 | mio_dataset_01650 | So it might look like I'm just humping the wall for a few seconds, but I swear that's just the glitch. | So it might look like I'm just humping the wall for a few seconds, but I swear that's just the glitch. |
| 1652 | mio_dataset_01651 | Members-only streaming hasn't started yet, I promise. LOL. | Members-only streaming hasn't started yet, I promise. LOL. |
| 1653 | mio_dataset_01652 | I know, I know. I use that joke every stream. I only have, like, four jokes, so go easy on me, chat. | I know, I know. I use that joke every stream. I only have, like, four jokes, so go easy on me, chat. |
| 1654 | mio_dataset_01653 | Okay, here we go. | Okay, here we go. |
| 1655 | mio_dataset_01654 | I'll get it, but I don't think I'm on pace for PB | I'll get it, but I don't think I'm on pace for PB |
| 1656 | mio_dataset_01655 | Yeah, I'm so excited for Foible 3, but really, I love any game that lets you marry 12 wifes and customize their hair. | Yeah, I'm so excited for Foible 3, but really, I love any game that lets you marry 12 wifes and customize their hair. |
| 1657 | mio_dataset_01656 | Chat, be nice. They're new. They'll get the hang of it. | Chat, be nice. They're new. They'll get the hang of it. |
| 1658 | mio_dataset_01657 | chat, be nice. Everyone gets a freebie. Let's move on. | chat, be nice. Everyone gets a freebie. Let's move on. |
| 1659 | mio_dataset_01658 | Aw, thank you, thank you, thank you! Make sure to smash the gong and click register and all that. | Aw, thank you, thank you, thank you! Make sure to smash the gong and click register and all that. |
| 1660 | mio_dataset_01659 | And most importantly, make sure to fill out this week's cosplay council form so I know which character I should do a saucy cosplay for next. | And most importantly, make sure to fill out this week's cosplay council form so I know which character I should do a saucy cosplay for next. |
| 1661 | mio_dataset_01660 | Okay, we should start the stream. | Okay, we should start the stream. |
| 1662 | mio_dataset_01661 | I'm just saying, if a game has waifus and hair customization, I'm there. I don't care if it's matching 3 or fighting skeletons. | I'm just saying, if a game has waifus and hair customization, I'm there. I don't care if it's matching 3 or fighting skeletons. |
| 1663 | mio_dataset_01662 | Yo, thanks Rapid the Porcupine for the tier 1 sub. Welcome to the stream. | Yo, thanks Rapid the Porcupine for the tier 1 sub. Welcome to the stream. |
| 1664 | mio_dataset_01663 | Right? You'd better go grab your fedora, just in case you want to tip it to me later. | Right? You'd better go grab your fedora, just in case you want to tip it to me later. |
| 1665 | mio_dataset_01664 | But seriously, I appreciate the sub. It makes things so much easier for me. I can't even tell you how grateful I am. | But seriously, I appreciate the sub. It makes things so much easier for me. I can't even tell you how grateful I am. |
| 1666 | mio_dataset_01665 | Aw, look at you, Smoothie McSweet Talker. You really know how to make a girl feel special. | Aw, look at you, Smoothie McSweet Talker. You really know how to make a girl feel special. |
| 1667 | mio_dataset_01666 | But just so you know, we've got a rule on this channel. No creeping. Don't be sneaking up behind me, hissing, exploding, any of that. | But just so you know, we've got a rule on this channel. No creeping. Don't be sneaking up behind me, hissing, exploding, any of that. |
| 1668 | mio_dataset_01667 | All right, time to get into uniform. | All right, time to get into uniform. |
| 1669 | mio_dataset_01668 | We'll be starting the auction in a few minutes. I just need to take a super short break, and I'll be right back. Play nice. I'll BRB. | We'll be starting the auction in a few minutes. I just need to take a super short break, and I'll be right back. Play nice. I'll BRB. |
| 1670 | mio_dataset_01669 | Okay, okay. Slow down, everyone. I was just getting my game face on. | Okay, okay. Slow down, everyone. I was just getting my game face on. |
| 1671 | mio_dataset_01670 | Alright, welcome everyone to Seductive Speedrunning, my members-only channel. | Alright, welcome everyone to Seductive Speedrunning, my members-only channel. |
| 1672 | mio_dataset_01671 | For those of you new here, this is basically just where I hang out with you guys, play games, and be naked. Because those are all my favorite things. | For those of you new here, this is basically just where I hang out with you guys, play games, and be naked. Because those are all my favorite things. |
| 1673 | mio_dataset_01672 | Usually, I have a bunch of achievements I'm working on, but today is a little different. Today, we're doing the pay-to-win auction. | Usually, I have a bunch of achievements I'm working on, but today is a little different. Today, we're doing the pay-to-win auction. |
| 1674 | mio_dataset_01673 | The money for the auction goes half to my bills, but I always donate the other half to local wildlife charities, because someone needs to get naked for animals. | The money for the auction goes half to my bills, but I always donate the other half to local wildlife charities, because someone needs to get naked for animals. |
| 1675 | mio_dataset_01674 | Ah, ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba, huh. | Ah, ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba, huh. |
| 1676 | mio_dataset_01675 | Hmm, okay, we're ready to start. Does everyone remember the rules? | Hmm, okay, we're ready to start. Does everyone remember the rules? |
| 1677 | mio_dataset_01676 | All right, ready, set, go! | All right, ready, set, go! |
| 1678 | mio_dataset_01677 | Ooh! | Ooh! |
| 1679 | mio_dataset_01678 | Ah! Okay, we're going. Focus, Mio. | Ah! Okay, we're going. Focus, Mio. |
| 1680 | mio_dataset_01679 | okay well that's uh wow yeah okay we've got this | okay well that's uh wow yeah okay we've got this |
| 1681 | mio_dataset_01680 | Ugh... | Ugh... |
| 1682 | mio_dataset_01681 | This is the pay-to-win speedrun auction, which means it's evil and shady and terrible, but it's for a good cause. | This is the pay-to-win speedrun auction, which means it's evil and shady and terrible, but it's for a good cause. |
| 1683 | mio_dataset_01682 | Wow, someone is starting off things a bit aggressive. | Wow, someone is starting off things a bit aggressive. |
| 1684 | mio_dataset_01683 | Geez, Rapid the Porcupine, let a girl warm up first. | Geez, Rapid the Porcupine, let a girl warm up first. |
| 1685 | mio_dataset_01684 | Thanks for, uh, well, everything. Phew! | Thanks for, uh, well, everything. Phew! |
| 1686 | mio_dataset_01685 | Haha! First kingdom cleared, noobs! Where's that strong simp energy you're supposed to bring? | Haha! First kingdom cleared, noobs! Where's that strong simp energy you're supposed to bring? |
| 1687 | mio_dataset_01686 | Wow, we've raised over $200! No wonder that first bit was so, uh, challenging. | Wow, we've raised over $200! No wonder that first bit was so, uh, challenging. |
| 1688 | mio_dataset_01687 | Your donations will be hooked up to my special gaming peripheral, and your job is to distract me. | Your donations will be hooked up to my special gaming peripheral, and your job is to distract me. |
| 1689 | mio_dataset_01688 | I'll be playing Endless Running Mechanical Pegasus. If I beat my PB, then you all lose and I get to laugh at you. | I'll be playing Endless Running Mechanical Pegasus. If I beat my PB, then you all lose and I get to laugh at you. |
| 1690 | mio_dataset_01689 | But if I lose, then you guys get bragging rights. And you get to make fun of me for letting saucy thoughts overcome my competitive gaming spirit. | But if I lose, then you guys get bragging rights. And you get to make fun of me for letting saucy thoughts overcome my competitive gaming spirit. |
| 1691 | mio_dataset_01690 | And whoever has donated the most by the end wins the special prize, which is the one-on-one session. | And whoever has donated the most by the end wins the special prize, which is the one-on-one session. |
| 1692 | mio_dataset_01691 | Alright, get your bets set. I'll load up the game, flip the on switch, and the competition is go! | Alright, get your bets set. I'll load up the game, flip the on switch, and the competition is go! |
| 1693 | mio_dataset_01692 | Okay, the next kingdom is coming up, and maybe so am I. | Okay, the next kingdom is coming up, and maybe so am I. |
| 1694 | mio_dataset_01693 | Okay, the next kingdom is coming up. | Okay, the next kingdom is coming up. |
| 1695 | mio_dataset_01694 | This is the first stage with the Medusa heads, so you've got a better shot of winning if you distract me here. Good luck! | This is the first stage with the Medusa heads, so you've got a better shot of winning if you distract me here. Good luck! |
| 1696 | mio_dataset_01695 | Oh, oh, oh! | Oh, oh, oh! |
| 1697 | mio_dataset_01696 | Oh, God, that... Mmm... | Oh, God, that... Mmm... |
| 1698 | mio_dataset_01697 | Oh my god, that was a big donation! Who the heck did that? | Oh my god, that was a big donation! Who the heck did that? |
| 1699 | mio_dataset_01698 | Thanks for the donation, Rapid. You've almost had me, but I'm hitting my PB no matter what today. | Thanks for the donation, Rapid. You've almost had me, but I'm hitting my PB no matter what today. |
| 1700 | mio_dataset_01699 | んわっ | んわっ |
| 1701 | mio_dataset_01700 | あー ふぅ ぬぅぅぅ | あー ふぅ ぬぅぅぅ |
| 1702 | mio_dataset_01701 | Oh my god! | Oh my god! |
| 1703 | mio_dataset_01702 | Aaaaah! | Aaaaah! |
| 1704 | mio_dataset_01703 | Holy crap, who did that? | Holy crap, who did that? |
| 1705 | mio_dataset_01704 | Geez, Rapid, that was one hell of a flex. | Geez, Rapid, that was one hell of a flex. |
| 1706 | mio_dataset_01705 | Oh my, I'm a little light-headed. I actually can't believe I managed to keep going. | Oh my, I'm a little light-headed. I actually can't believe I managed to keep going. |
| 1707 | mio_dataset_01706 | It's definitely not your lucky day, Rapid. Normally, that would have definitely worked, but I'm on fire today. | It's definitely not your lucky day, Rapid. Normally, that would have definitely worked, but I'm on fire today. |
| 1708 | mio_dataset_01707 | あ! | あ! |
| 1709 | mio_dataset_01708 | Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho, wow. Mmm, that must have been a donation from Gigi is Everything. | Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho, wow. Mmm, that must have been a donation from Gigi is Everything. |
| 1710 | mio_dataset_01709 | Yeah, I was right. | Yeah, I was right. |
| 1711 | mio_dataset_01710 | Thanks, Gigi. You always have a way of making an entrance. | Thanks, Gigi. You always have a way of making an entrance. |
| 1712 | mio_dataset_01711 | Uh, no, no, no, no! Ah, no! | Uh, no, no, no, no! Ah, no! |
| 1713 | mio_dataset_01712 | Oh my god, that was the most anticlimactic death ever. | Oh my god, that was the most anticlimactic death ever. |
| 1714 | mio_dataset_01713 | You guys are sneaky. I demand a retry. | You guys are sneaky. I demand a retry. |
| 1715 | mio_dataset_01714 | Okay, okay, fair and square, but I've definitely got to train more for the next auction. I wasn't even halfway to PB. | Okay, okay, fair and square, but I've definitely got to train more for the next auction. I wasn't even halfway to PB. |
| 1716 | mio_dataset_01715 | You jerks! I was doing really well! | You jerks! I was doing really well! |
| 1717 | mio_dataset_01716 | Well, it looks like GG is Everything won the auction again with a crazy donation of... | Well, it looks like GG is Everything won the auction again with a crazy donation of... |
| 1718 | mio_dataset_01717 | Hmm. | Hmm. |
| 1719 | mio_dataset_01718 | Gigi, do you mind explaining what this is? | Gigi, do you mind explaining what this is? |
| 1720 | mio_dataset_01719 | Gigi, I've talked to you so many times about this crap. You can't treat everyone like this. | Gigi, I've talked to you so many times about this crap. You can't treat everyone like this. |
| 1721 | mio_dataset_01720 | We're all here to have a good time. We don't need this kind of crap making everything toxic. | We're all here to have a good time. We don't need this kind of crap making everything toxic. |
| 1722 | mio_dataset_01721 | I'm sorry, but I gotta perma-ban you. I'll refund you your money. Please don't come back. | I'm sorry, but I gotta perma-ban you. I'll refund you your money. Please don't come back. |
| 1723 | mio_dataset_01722 | あー | あー |
| 1724 | mio_dataset_01723 | ううううううううう | ううううううううう |
| 1725 | mio_dataset_01724 | Yes! Oh, baby, yes! | Yes! Oh, baby, yes! |
| 1726 | mio_dataset_01725 | Alright everyone, as you can see from the results, it looks like Rapid the Porcupine won the auction! | Alright everyone, as you can see from the results, it looks like Rapid the Porcupine won the auction! |
| 1727 | mio_dataset_01726 | Well, thanks. And you're generous. That's a good combo. | Well, thanks. And you're generous. That's a good combo. |
| 1728 | mio_dataset_01727 | Wow, we have so much in common. | Wow, we have so much in common. |
| 1729 | mio_dataset_01728 | But just forget about that guy. He's my problem. And you, well, you're sort of the opposite. | But just forget about that guy. He's my problem. And you, well, you're sort of the opposite. |
| 1730 | mio_dataset_01729 | Congratulations, Rapid. You're, uh, really good at donating. | Congratulations, Rapid. You're, uh, really good at donating. |
| 1731 | mio_dataset_01730 | As I mentioned earlier, half of tonight's donations will go to charities for animals. The rest will help me afford ramen and new cosplay. | As I mentioned earlier, half of tonight's donations will go to charities for animals. The rest will help me afford ramen and new cosplay. |
| 1732 | mio_dataset_01731 | Thanks again to everyone who joined me tonight. Rapid, please stay logged in. I'll set us up a private room. | Thanks again to everyone who joined me tonight. Rapid, please stay logged in. I'll set us up a private room. |
| 1733 | mio_dataset_01732 | Goodnight everyone! Gamer Galaxy signing off! | Goodnight everyone! Gamer Galaxy signing off! |
| 1734 | mio_dataset_01733 | So, Rapid, it's just the two of us now. Did you, uh, enjoy the show? | So, Rapid, it's just the two of us now. Did you, uh, enjoy the show? |
| 1735 | mio_dataset_01734 | Sorry, that always sounds really weird, saying stuff like that after such an... active session. | Sorry, that always sounds really weird, saying stuff like that after such an... active session. |
| 1736 | mio_dataset_01735 | Well, Rapid, the night is young and the time is yours. Since this is your first one-on-one, you're probably not totally sure what's up, but... | Well, Rapid, the night is young and the time is yours. Since this is your first one-on-one, you're probably not totally sure what's up, but... |
| 1737 | mio_dataset_01736 | I'm all yours. What would you like to do? What would you like me to do? Can I do something special for you? | I'm all yours. What would you like to do? What would you like me to do? Can I do something special for you? |
| 1738 | mio_dataset_01737 | I'll set up a lobby for Lonely Quest. I hear it's pretty amazing with two players. | I'll set up a lobby for Lonely Quest. I hear it's pretty amazing with two players. |
| 1739 | mio_dataset_01738 | And then we can chat while we play. | And then we can chat while we play. |
| 1740 | mio_dataset_01739 | loud and clear how does this sound | loud and clear how does this sound |
| 1741 | mio_dataset_01740 | Oh my god, you're so good. You're amazing. | Oh my god, you're so good. You're amazing. |
| 1742 | mio_dataset_01741 | Not bad. I'll work on it. Okay, let's game. | Not bad. I'll work on it. Okay, let's game. |
| 1743 | mio_dataset_01742 | Okay, there we go. That's a little more what I'm used to. | Okay, there we go. That's a little more what I'm used to. |
| 1744 | mio_dataset_01743 | Because I've got some really sexy cosplay over here, and I'm super poseable in everything. | Because I've got some really sexy cosplay over here, and I'm super poseable in everything. |
| 1745 | mio_dataset_01744 | ha ha ha ha ha | ha ha ha ha ha |
| 1746 | mio_dataset_01745 | Like, really? Like, really, really? | Like, really? Like, really, really? |
| 1747 | mio_dataset_01746 | That is hilarious! I've never been asked to provide sexy tech support. This is exciting new territory! | That is hilarious! I've never been asked to provide sexy tech support. This is exciting new territory! |
| 1748 | mio_dataset_01747 | It means absolutely. | It means absolutely. |
| 1749 | mio_dataset_01748 | Hold on, I'll grab some common tools and components I've got laying around. I'm going all out here. | Hold on, I'll grab some common tools and components I've got laying around. I'm going all out here. |
| 1750 | mio_dataset_01749 | Oh, and, uh, let me know if my boobs are too distracting or whatever. | Oh, and, uh, let me know if my boobs are too distracting or whatever. |
| 1751 | mio_dataset_01750 | Haha, yup! It would be bad form to make fun of my most valuable patrons! | Haha, yup! It would be bad form to make fun of my most valuable patrons! |
| 1752 | mio_dataset_01751 | Your pick. | Your pick. |
| 1753 | mio_dataset_01752 | Ah, the song of my people. I know it well. | Ah, the song of my people. I know it well. |
| 1754 | mio_dataset_01753 | Any particular requests? I mean, I've got all kinds of ways to dress up and make it interesting. | Any particular requests? I mean, I've got all kinds of ways to dress up and make it interesting. |
| 1755 | mio_dataset_01754 | Well, can't fault you for limiting my options. Hold on. | Well, can't fault you for limiting my options. Hold on. |
| 1756 | mio_dataset_01755 | I'll grab a favorite of mine. | I'll grab a favorite of mine. |
| 1757 | mio_dataset_01756 | As you wish. | As you wish. |
| 1758 | mio_dataset_01757 | あ | あ |
| 1759 | mio_dataset_01758 | Wow, are you serious? That's actually... That sounds super nice. | Wow, are you serious? That's actually... That sounds super nice. |
| 1760 | mio_dataset_01759 | Are you sure? You spent a lot of money, and if you're just feeling shy, I really don't mind you asking me to do anything. | Are you sure? You spent a lot of money, and if you're just feeling shy, I really don't mind you asking me to do anything. |
| 1761 | mio_dataset_01760 | Well, okay then. | Well, okay then. |
| 1762 | mio_dataset_01761 | printing in the only sense with which we are at present concerned differs from most if not from all the arts and crafts represented in the exhibition | printing in the only sense with which we are at present concerned differs from most if not from all the arts and crafts represented in the exhibition |
| 1763 | mio_dataset_01762 | in being comparatively modern. | in being comparatively modern. |
| 1764 | mio_dataset_01763 | For although the Chinese took impressions from wood blocks engraved in relief for centuries before the woodcutters of the Netherlands, by a similar process, | For although the Chinese took impressions from wood blocks engraved in relief for centuries before the woodcutters of the Netherlands, by a similar process, |
| 1765 | mio_dataset_01764 | Produced the block books which were the immediate predecessors of the true printed book. | Produced the block books which were the immediate predecessors of the true printed book. |
| 1766 | mio_dataset_01765 | The invention of movable metal letters in the middle of the 15th century may justly be considered as the invention of the art of printing. | The invention of movable metal letters in the middle of the 15th century may justly be considered as the invention of the art of printing. |
| 1767 | mio_dataset_01766 | And it is worth mentioning in passing that as an example of fine typography. | And it is worth mentioning in passing that as an example of fine typography. |
| 1768 | mio_dataset_01767 | The earliest book printed with movable types, the Gutenberg or 42 line Bible of about 1455. | The earliest book printed with movable types, the Gutenberg or 42 line Bible of about 1455. |
| 1769 | mio_dataset_01768 | has never been surpassed. | has never been surpassed. |
| 1770 | mio_dataset_01769 | Printing then, for our purpose, may be considered as the art of making books by means of movable types. | Printing then, for our purpose, may be considered as the art of making books by means of movable types. |
| 1771 | mio_dataset_01770 | Now, as all books not primarily intended, as picture books consist principally of types composed to form letterpress. | Now, as all books not primarily intended, as picture books consist principally of types composed to form letterpress. |
| 1772 | mio_dataset_01771 | It is of the first importance that the letter used should be fine in form. | It is of the first importance that the letter used should be fine in form. |
| 1773 | mio_dataset_01772 | especially as no more time is occupied or cost incurred in casting, setting, or printing beautiful letters. | especially as no more time is occupied or cost incurred in casting, setting, or printing beautiful letters. |
| 1774 | mio_dataset_01773 | than in the same operations with ugly ones. | than in the same operations with ugly ones. |
| 1775 | mio_dataset_01774 | And it was a matter, of course, that in the Middle Ages, when the craftsmen took care that beautiful forms should always be a part of their productions, whatever they were, | And it was a matter, of course, that in the Middle Ages, when the craftsmen took care that beautiful forms should always be a part of their productions, whatever they were, |
| 1776 | mio_dataset_01775 | The forms of printed letters should be beautiful and that their arrangement on the page should be reasonable and a help to the shapeliness of the letters themselves. | The forms of printed letters should be beautiful and that their arrangement on the page should be reasonable and a help to the shapeliness of the letters themselves. |
| 1777 | mio_dataset_01776 | The Middle Ages brought calligraphy to perfection and it was natural therefore | The Middle Ages brought calligraphy to perfection and it was natural therefore |
| 1778 | mio_dataset_01777 | that the forms of printed letters should follow more or less closely those of the written character, and they followed them very closely. | that the forms of printed letters should follow more or less closely those of the written character, and they followed them very closely. |
| 1779 | mio_dataset_01778 | The first books were printed in black letter, i.e. the letter which was a Gothic development of the ancient Roman character. | The first books were printed in black letter, i.e. the letter which was a Gothic development of the ancient Roman character. |
| 1780 | mio_dataset_01779 | and which developed more completely and satisfactorily on the side of the lowercase than the capital letters. | and which developed more completely and satisfactorily on the side of the lowercase than the capital letters. |
| 1781 | mio_dataset_01780 | the lowercase being in fact invented in the early middle ages. | the lowercase being in fact invented in the early middle ages. |
| 1782 | mio_dataset_01781 | The earliest book printed with movable type, the aforesaid Gutenberg Bible, is printed in letters which are an exact imitation. | The earliest book printed with movable type, the aforesaid Gutenberg Bible, is printed in letters which are an exact imitation. |
| 1783 | mio_dataset_01782 | Of the more formal ecclesiastical writing which obtained at that time, this has since been called Missal Type. | Of the more formal ecclesiastical writing which obtained at that time, this has since been called Missal Type. |
| 1784 | mio_dataset_01783 | and was in fact the kind of letter used in the many splendid missals, psalters, etc. produced by printing in the 15th century. | and was in fact the kind of letter used in the many splendid missals, psalters, etc. produced by printing in the 15th century. |
| 1785 | mio_dataset_01784 | But the first Bible actually dated, which also was printed at Mainz by Peter Schorfer in the year 1462. | But the first Bible actually dated, which also was printed at Mainz by Peter Schorfer in the year 1462. |
| 1786 | mio_dataset_01785 | Imitates a much freer hand, simpler, rounder, and less spiky, and therefore far pleasanter and easier to read. | Imitates a much freer hand, simpler, rounder, and less spiky, and therefore far pleasanter and easier to read. |
| 1787 | mio_dataset_01786 | On the whole, the type of this book may be considered the knee plus ultra of gothic type. | On the whole, the type of this book may be considered the knee plus ultra of gothic type. |
| 1788 | mio_dataset_01787 | especially as regards the lower case letters and type very similar was used during the next 15 or 20 years, not only by chauffeur. | especially as regards the lower case letters and type very similar was used during the next 15 or 20 years, not only by chauffeur. |
| 1789 | mio_dataset_01788 | but by printers in Strasbourg, Basel, Paris, Lubeck, and other cities. | but by printers in Strasbourg, Basel, Paris, Lubeck, and other cities. |
| 1790 | mio_dataset_01789 | But though on the whole, except in Italy, gothic letter was most often used | But though on the whole, except in Italy, gothic letter was most often used |
| 1791 | mio_dataset_01790 | A very few years saw the birth of Roman character, not only in Italy, but in Germany and France. | A very few years saw the birth of Roman character, not only in Italy, but in Germany and France. |
| 1792 | mio_dataset_01791 | In 1465, Swenheim and Panarts began printing in the monastery of Subiaco near Rome. | In 1465, Swenheim and Panarts began printing in the monastery of Subiaco near Rome. |
| 1793 | mio_dataset_01792 | and used an exceedingly beautiful type which is indeed to look at a transition between Gothic and Roman. | and used an exceedingly beautiful type which is indeed to look at a transition between Gothic and Roman. |
| 1794 | mio_dataset_01793 | but which must certainly have come from the study of the 12th or even the 11th century MSS. | but which must certainly have come from the study of the 12th or even the 11th century MSS. |
| 1795 | mio_dataset_01794 | They printed very few books in this type 3 only, but in their very first books in Rome, beginning with the year 1468, | They printed very few books in this type 3 only, but in their very first books in Rome, beginning with the year 1468, |
| 1796 | mio_dataset_01795 | They discarded this for a more completely Roman and far less beautiful letter. | They discarded this for a more completely Roman and far less beautiful letter. |
| 1797 | mio_dataset_01796 | but about the same year mentolin at strasburg began to print in a type which is distinctly roman | but about the same year mentolin at strasburg began to print in a type which is distinctly roman |
| 1798 | mio_dataset_01797 | And the next year, Gunther Zeiner at Augsburg followed suit. | And the next year, Gunther Zeiner at Augsburg followed suit. |
| 1799 | mio_dataset_01798 | While in 1470, at Paris, Udalrit Gurin and his associates turned out the first books printed in France, also in Roman character. | While in 1470, at Paris, Udalrit Gurin and his associates turned out the first books printed in France, also in Roman character. |
| 1800 | mio_dataset_01799 | The Roman type of all these printers is similar in character. | The Roman type of all these printers is similar in character. |
| 1801 | mio_dataset_01800 | and is very simple and legible and unaffectedly designed for use but it is by no means without beauty | and is very simple and legible and unaffectedly designed for use but it is by no means without beauty |
| 1802 | mio_dataset_01801 | It must be said that it is in no way like the transition type of Subiaco. | It must be said that it is in no way like the transition type of Subiaco. |
| 1803 | mio_dataset_01802 | And though more Roman than that, yet scarcely more like the complete Roman type of the earliest printers of Rome. | And though more Roman than that, yet scarcely more like the complete Roman type of the earliest printers of Rome. |
| 1804 | mio_dataset_01803 | A further development of the Roman letter took place at Venice, | A further development of the Roman letter took place at Venice, |
| 1805 | mio_dataset_01804 | John of Spires and his brother, Vindolin, followed by Nicholas Jensen, began to print in that city. | John of Spires and his brother, Vindolin, followed by Nicholas Jensen, began to print in that city. |
| 1806 | mio_dataset_01805 | 1469, 1470. | 1469, 1470. |
| 1807 | mio_dataset_01806 | Their type is on the lines of the German and French rather than of the Roman printers. | Their type is on the lines of the German and French rather than of the Roman printers. |
| 1808 | mio_dataset_01807 | Of Jensen, it must be said that he carried the development of Roman type as far as it can go. | Of Jensen, it must be said that he carried the development of Roman type as far as it can go. |
| 1809 | mio_dataset_01808 | His letter is admirably clear and regular, but at least as beautiful as any other Roman type. | His letter is admirably clear and regular, but at least as beautiful as any other Roman type. |
| 1810 | mio_dataset_01809 | After his death in the 1480s, or at least by 1490, printing in Venice had declined very much. | After his death in the 1480s, or at least by 1490, printing in Venice had declined very much. |
| 1811 | mio_dataset_01810 | And though the famous family of Aldous restored its technical excellence, rejecting battered letters. | And though the famous family of Aldous restored its technical excellence, rejecting battered letters. |
| 1812 | mio_dataset_01811 | and paying great attention to the press work or actual process of printing | and paying great attention to the press work or actual process of printing |
| 1813 | mio_dataset_01812 | Yet their type is artistically on a much lower level than Jensen's, and in fact, | Yet their type is artistically on a much lower level than Jensen's, and in fact, |
| 1814 | mio_dataset_01813 | They must be considered to have ended the age of fine printing in Italy. | They must be considered to have ended the age of fine printing in Italy. |
| 1815 | mio_dataset_01814 | Jensen, however, had many contemporaries who used beautiful type | Jensen, however, had many contemporaries who used beautiful type |
| 1816 | mio_dataset_01815 | Some of which, as e.g. that of Jacobus Rubius or Jacques Lerouge, is scarcely distinguishable from his | Some of which, as e.g. that of Jacobus Rubius or Jacques Lerouge, is scarcely distinguishable from his |
| 1817 | mio_dataset_01816 | It was these great Venetian printers, together with their brethren of Rome, Milan, | It was these great Venetian printers, together with their brethren of Rome, Milan, |
| 1818 | mio_dataset_01817 | Parma and one or two other cities who produce the splendid editions of the classics, which are one of the great glories of the printer's art. | Parma and one or two other cities who produce the splendid editions of the classics, which are one of the great glories of the printer's art. |
| 1819 | mio_dataset_01818 | and are worthy representatives of the eager enthusiasm for the revived learning of that epoch by far. | and are worthy representatives of the eager enthusiasm for the revived learning of that epoch by far. |
| 1820 | mio_dataset_01819 | The greater part of these Italian printers, it should be mentioned, were Germans or Frenchmen, working under the influence of Italian opinion and aims. | The greater part of these Italian printers, it should be mentioned, were Germans or Frenchmen, working under the influence of Italian opinion and aims. |
| 1821 | mio_dataset_01820 | it must be understood that through the whole of the fifteenth and the first quarter of the sixteenth centuries | it must be understood that through the whole of the fifteenth and the first quarter of the sixteenth centuries |
| 1822 | mio_dataset_01821 | The Roman letter was used side by side with the Gothic. | The Roman letter was used side by side with the Gothic. |
| 1823 | mio_dataset_01822 | Even in Italy, most of the theological and law books were printed in Gothic letter. | Even in Italy, most of the theological and law books were printed in Gothic letter. |
| 1824 | mio_dataset_01823 | which was generally more formally Gothic than the printing of the German workmen, | which was generally more formally Gothic than the printing of the German workmen, |
| 1825 | mio_dataset_01824 | Many of whose types indeed, like that of the Subiaco works, are of a transitional character. | Many of whose types indeed, like that of the Subiaco works, are of a transitional character. |
| 1826 | mio_dataset_01825 | This was notably the case with the early works printed at Ulm and in a somewhat lesser degree at Augsburg. | This was notably the case with the early works printed at Ulm and in a somewhat lesser degree at Augsburg. |
| 1827 | mio_dataset_01826 | In fact, Gunther Zeiner's first type, afterwards used by Schussler, is remarkably like the type of the aforementioned Subiaco books. | In fact, Gunther Zeiner's first type, afterwards used by Schussler, is remarkably like the type of the aforementioned Subiaco books. |
| 1828 | mio_dataset_01827 | In the Low Countries and Cologne, which were very fertile of printed books, Gothic was the favorite. | In the Low Countries and Cologne, which were very fertile of printed books, Gothic was the favorite. |
| 1829 | mio_dataset_01828 | The characteristic Dutch type, as represented by the excellent printer Gerard Liu, is very pronounced and uncompromising Gothic. | The characteristic Dutch type, as represented by the excellent printer Gerard Liu, is very pronounced and uncompromising Gothic. |
| 1830 | mio_dataset_01829 | This type was introduced into England by Wynken de Werd, Caxton's successor. | This type was introduced into England by Wynken de Werd, Caxton's successor. |
| 1831 | mio_dataset_01830 | and was used there with very little variation all through the 16th and 17th centuries, and indeed into the 18th. | and was used there with very little variation all through the 16th and 17th centuries, and indeed into the 18th. |
| 1832 | mio_dataset_01831 | Most of Caxton's own types are of an earlier character, though they also much resemble Flemish or Cologne letter. | Most of Caxton's own types are of an earlier character, though they also much resemble Flemish or Cologne letter. |
| 1833 | mio_dataset_01832 | After the end of the 15th century, the degradation of printing, especially in Germany and Italy, | After the end of the 15th century, the degradation of printing, especially in Germany and Italy, |
| 1834 | mio_dataset_01833 | went on a pace and by the end of the 16th century there was no really beautiful printing done | went on a pace and by the end of the 16th century there was no really beautiful printing done |
| 1835 | mio_dataset_01834 | The best, mostly French or low country, was neat and clear, but without any distinction. | The best, mostly French or low country, was neat and clear, but without any distinction. |
| 1836 | mio_dataset_01835 | The worst, which perhaps was the English, was a terrible falling off from the work of the earlier presses. | The worst, which perhaps was the English, was a terrible falling off from the work of the earlier presses. |
| 1837 | mio_dataset_01836 | And things got worse and worse through the whole of the 17th century, so that in the 18th printing was very miserably performed. | And things got worse and worse through the whole of the 17th century, so that in the 18th printing was very miserably performed. |
| 1838 | mio_dataset_01837 | In England, about this time, an attempt was made, notably by Caslin, who started business in London as a type founder in 1720. | In England, about this time, an attempt was made, notably by Caslin, who started business in London as a type founder in 1720. |
| 1839 | mio_dataset_01838 | to improve the letter and form. | to improve the letter and form. |
| 1840 | mio_dataset_01839 | Kazlan's type is clear and neat and fairly well designed. | Kazlan's type is clear and neat and fairly well designed. |
| 1841 | mio_dataset_01840 | He seems to have taken the letter of the Elsevers of the 17th century for his model. | He seems to have taken the letter of the Elsevers of the 17th century for his model. |
| 1842 | mio_dataset_01841 | Typecast from his matrices is still in everyday use. | Typecast from his matrices is still in everyday use. |
| 1843 | mio_dataset_01842 | In spite, however, of his praiseworthy efforts, printing had still one last degradation to undergo. | In spite, however, of his praiseworthy efforts, printing had still one last degradation to undergo. |
| 1844 | mio_dataset_01843 | The 17th century founts were bad rather negatively than positively. | The 17th century founts were bad rather negatively than positively. |
| 1845 | mio_dataset_01844 | But for the beauty of the earlier work, they might have seemed tolerable. | But for the beauty of the earlier work, they might have seemed tolerable. |
| 1846 | mio_dataset_01845 | It was reserved for the founders of the later 18th century to produce letters which are positively ugly and which it may be added. | It was reserved for the founders of the later 18th century to produce letters which are positively ugly and which it may be added. |
| 1847 | mio_dataset_01846 | are dazzling and unpleasant to the eye owing to the clumsy thickening and vulgar thinning of the lines. | are dazzling and unpleasant to the eye owing to the clumsy thickening and vulgar thinning of the lines. |
| 1848 | mio_dataset_01847 | for the seventeenth-century letters are at least pure and simple in line the italian badoni and the frenchman | for the seventeenth-century letters are at least pure and simple in line the italian badoni and the frenchman |
| 1849 | mio_dataset_01848 | We're the leaders in this luckless change, though our own Baskerville, who was at work some years before them, went much on the same lines. | We're the leaders in this luckless change, though our own Baskerville, who was at work some years before them, went much on the same lines. |
| 1850 | mio_dataset_01849 | But his letters, though uninteresting and poor, are not nearly so gross and vulgar as those of either the Italian or the Frenchman. | But his letters, though uninteresting and poor, are not nearly so gross and vulgar as those of either the Italian or the Frenchman. |
| 1851 | mio_dataset_01850 | With this change, the art of printing touched bottom. | With this change, the art of printing touched bottom. |
| 1852 | mio_dataset_01851 | So far as fine printing is concerned, though, paper did not get to its worst till about 1840. | So far as fine printing is concerned, though, paper did not get to its worst till about 1840. |
| 1853 | mio_dataset_01852 | the chiswick press in eighteen forty four revived caslin's founts printing from messrs longman the diary of lady willoughby | the chiswick press in eighteen forty four revived caslin's founts printing from messrs longman the diary of lady willoughby |
| 1854 | mio_dataset_01853 | This experiment was so far successful that about 1850 messers Miller and Richard of Edinburgh | This experiment was so far successful that about 1850 messers Miller and Richard of Edinburgh |
| 1855 | mio_dataset_01854 | were induced to cut punches for a series of old-style letters. | were induced to cut punches for a series of old-style letters. |
| 1856 | mio_dataset_01855 | These and similar founts, cast by the above firm and others, | These and similar founts, cast by the above firm and others, |
| 1857 | mio_dataset_01856 | have now come into general use and are obviously a great improvement on the ordinary modern style in use in England, which is in fact the Bodoni type. | have now come into general use and are obviously a great improvement on the ordinary modern style in use in England, which is in fact the Bodoni type. |
| 1858 | mio_dataset_01857 | A little reduced in ugliness, the design of the letters of this modern old style leaves a good deal to be desired. | A little reduced in ugliness, the design of the letters of this modern old style leaves a good deal to be desired. |
| 1859 | mio_dataset_01858 | And the whole effect is a little too gray owing to the thinness of the letters. | And the whole effect is a little too gray owing to the thinness of the letters. |
| 1860 | mio_dataset_01859 | It must be remembered, however, that most modern printing is done by machinery on soft paper, and not by the hand press. | It must be remembered, however, that most modern printing is done by machinery on soft paper, and not by the hand press. |
| 1861 | mio_dataset_01860 | And these somewhat wiry letters are suitable for the machine process, which would not do justice to letters of more generous design. | And these somewhat wiry letters are suitable for the machine process, which would not do justice to letters of more generous design. |
| 1862 | mio_dataset_01861 | It is discouraging to note that the improvement of the last 50 years is almost wholly confined to Great Britain. | It is discouraging to note that the improvement of the last 50 years is almost wholly confined to Great Britain. |
| 1863 | mio_dataset_01862 | Here and there, a book is printed in France or Germany with some pretension to good taste. | Here and there, a book is printed in France or Germany with some pretension to good taste. |
| 1864 | mio_dataset_01863 | But the general revival of the old forms has made no way in those countries. | But the general revival of the old forms has made no way in those countries. |
| 1865 | mio_dataset_01864 | Italy is contentedly stagnant. | Italy is contentedly stagnant. |
| 1866 | mio_dataset_01865 | America has produced a good many showy books, the typography, paper, and illustrations of which are, however, all wrong. | America has produced a good many showy books, the typography, paper, and illustrations of which are, however, all wrong. |
| 1867 | mio_dataset_01866 | Oddity rather than rational beauty and meaning being apparently the thing sought for both in the letters and the illustrations. | Oddity rather than rational beauty and meaning being apparently the thing sought for both in the letters and the illustrations. |
| 1868 | mio_dataset_01867 | to say a few words on the principles of design in typography. | to say a few words on the principles of design in typography. |
| 1869 | mio_dataset_01868 | It is obvious that legibility is the first thing to be aimed at in the forms of the letters. | It is obvious that legibility is the first thing to be aimed at in the forms of the letters. |
| 1870 | mio_dataset_01869 | This is best furthered by the avoidance of irrational swellings and spakey projections and by the using of careful purity of line. | This is best furthered by the avoidance of irrational swellings and spakey projections and by the using of careful purity of line. |
| 1871 | mio_dataset_01870 | Even the Kaslan type when enlarged shows great shortcomings in this respect. | Even the Kaslan type when enlarged shows great shortcomings in this respect. |
| 1872 | mio_dataset_01871 | The ends of many of the letters such as the T and E are hooked up in a vulgar and meaningless way. | The ends of many of the letters such as the T and E are hooked up in a vulgar and meaningless way. |
| 1873 | mio_dataset_01872 | Instead of ending in the sharp and clear stroke of Jensen's letters, | Instead of ending in the sharp and clear stroke of Jensen's letters, |
| 1874 | mio_dataset_01873 | There is a grossness in the upper finishings of letters like the C, the A, and so on. | There is a grossness in the upper finishings of letters like the C, the A, and so on. |
| 1875 | mio_dataset_01874 | An ugly pear-shaped swelling defacing the form of the letter. | An ugly pear-shaped swelling defacing the form of the letter. |
| 1876 | mio_dataset_01875 | In short, it happens to this craft, as to others, that the utilitarian practice, though it professes to avoid ornament, | In short, it happens to this craft, as to others, that the utilitarian practice, though it professes to avoid ornament, |
| 1877 | mio_dataset_01876 | still clings to a foolish because misunderstood conventionality, deduced from what was once ornament, and is by no means useful. | still clings to a foolish because misunderstood conventionality, deduced from what was once ornament, and is by no means useful. |
| 1878 | mio_dataset_01877 | Which title can only be claimed by artistic practice? Whether the art in it be conscious or unconscious. | Which title can only be claimed by artistic practice? Whether the art in it be conscious or unconscious. |
| 1879 | mio_dataset_01878 | In no characters is the contrast between the ugly and vulgar illegibility of the modern type. | In no characters is the contrast between the ugly and vulgar illegibility of the modern type. |
| 1880 | mio_dataset_01879 | and the elegance and legibility of the ancient more striking than in the Arabic numerals. | and the elegance and legibility of the ancient more striking than in the Arabic numerals. |
| 1881 | mio_dataset_01880 | In the old print, each figure has its definite individuality, and one cannot be mistaken for the other. | In the old print, each figure has its definite individuality, and one cannot be mistaken for the other. |
| 1882 | mio_dataset_01881 | In reading the modern figures, the eyes must be strained before the reader can have any reasonable assurance. | In reading the modern figures, the eyes must be strained before the reader can have any reasonable assurance. |
| 1883 | mio_dataset_01882 | that he has a 5, an 8, or a 3 before him unless the press work is of the best. | that he has a 5, an 8, or a 3 before him unless the press work is of the best. |
| 1884 | mio_dataset_01883 | This is awkward if you have to read Bradshaw's Guide in a hurry. | This is awkward if you have to read Bradshaw's Guide in a hurry. |
| 1885 | mio_dataset_01884 | One of the differences between the fine type and the utilitarian must probably be put down to a misapprehension of a commercial necessity. | One of the differences between the fine type and the utilitarian must probably be put down to a misapprehension of a commercial necessity. |
| 1886 | mio_dataset_01885 | This is the narrowing of the modern letters. | This is the narrowing of the modern letters. |
| 1887 | mio_dataset_01886 | Most of Jensen's letters are designed within a square. | Most of Jensen's letters are designed within a square. |
| 1888 | mio_dataset_01887 | the modern letters are narrowed by a third or thereabout. But while this gain of space very much hampers the possibility of beauty of design, | the modern letters are narrowed by a third or thereabout. But while this gain of space very much hampers the possibility of beauty of design, |
| 1889 | mio_dataset_01888 | It is not a real gain for the modern printer throws the gain away by putting inordinately wide spaces between his lines which probably | It is not a real gain for the modern printer throws the gain away by putting inordinately wide spaces between his lines which probably |
| 1890 | mio_dataset_01889 | The lateral compression of his letters renders necessary. | The lateral compression of his letters renders necessary. |
| 1891 | mio_dataset_01890 | Commercialism again compels the use of type two small in size to be comfortable reading. | Commercialism again compels the use of type two small in size to be comfortable reading. |
| 1892 | mio_dataset_01891 | The size known as long primer ought to be the smallest size used in a book meant to be read. | The size known as long primer ought to be the smallest size used in a book meant to be read. |
| 1893 | mio_dataset_01892 | Here, again, if the practice of leading were retrenched larger type could be used without enhancing the price of a book. | Here, again, if the practice of leading were retrenched larger type could be used without enhancing the price of a book. |
| 1894 | mio_dataset_01893 | One very important matter in setting up for fine printing is the spacing. That is the lateral distance of words from one another. | One very important matter in setting up for fine printing is the spacing. That is the lateral distance of words from one another. |
| 1895 | mio_dataset_01894 | In good printing, the spaces between the words should be as near as possible equal. | In good printing, the spaces between the words should be as near as possible equal. |
| 1896 | mio_dataset_01895 | It is impossible that they should be quite equal except in lines of poetry. | It is impossible that they should be quite equal except in lines of poetry. |
| 1897 | mio_dataset_01896 | Modern printers understand this, but it is only practiced in the very best establishments. | Modern printers understand this, but it is only practiced in the very best establishments. |
| 1898 | mio_dataset_01897 | But another point which they should attend to, they almost always disregard. | But another point which they should attend to, they almost always disregard. |
| 1899 | mio_dataset_01898 | This is the tendency to the formation of ugly meandering white lines or rivers in the page | This is the tendency to the formation of ugly meandering white lines or rivers in the page |
| 1900 | mio_dataset_01899 | a blemish which can be nearly though not wholly avoided by care and forethought, | a blemish which can be nearly though not wholly avoided by care and forethought, |
| 1901 | mio_dataset_01900 | The desirable thing being the breaking of the line as in bonding masonry or brickwork. | The desirable thing being the breaking of the line as in bonding masonry or brickwork. |
| 1902 | mio_dataset_01901 | The general solidity of a page is much to be sought for. | The general solidity of a page is much to be sought for. |
| 1903 | mio_dataset_01902 | Modern printers generally overdo the whites in the spacing, a defect probably forced on them by the characterless quality of the letters. | Modern printers generally overdo the whites in the spacing, a defect probably forced on them by the characterless quality of the letters. |
| 1904 | mio_dataset_01903 | For where these are boldly and carefully designed, and each letter is thoroughly individual in form. | For where these are boldly and carefully designed, and each letter is thoroughly individual in form. |
| 1905 | mio_dataset_01904 | The words may be set much closer together without loss of clearness. | The words may be set much closer together without loss of clearness. |
| 1906 | mio_dataset_01905 | No definite rules, however, except the avoidance of rivers and excess of weight, can be given for the spacing. | No definite rules, however, except the avoidance of rivers and excess of weight, can be given for the spacing. |
| 1907 | mio_dataset_01906 | which requires the constant exercise of judgment and taste on the part of the printer. | which requires the constant exercise of judgment and taste on the part of the printer. |
| 1908 | mio_dataset_01907 | The position of the page on the paper should be considered if the book is to have a satisfactory look. | The position of the page on the paper should be considered if the book is to have a satisfactory look. |
| 1909 | mio_dataset_01908 | Here, once more, the almost invariable modern practice is in opposition to a natural sense of proportion. | Here, once more, the almost invariable modern practice is in opposition to a natural sense of proportion. |
| 1910 | mio_dataset_01909 | from the time when books first took their present shape till the end of the 16th century or indeed later. | from the time when books first took their present shape till the end of the 16th century or indeed later. |
| 1911 | mio_dataset_01910 | The page so lay on the paper that there was more space allowed to the bottom and fore margin than to the top and back of the paper. | The page so lay on the paper that there was more space allowed to the bottom and fore margin than to the top and back of the paper. |
| 1912 | mio_dataset_01911 | The unit of the book being looked on as the two pages forming an opening. | The unit of the book being looked on as the two pages forming an opening. |
| 1913 | mio_dataset_01912 | The modern printer, in the teeth of the evidence given by his own eyes, considers the single page as the unit and prints the page in the middle of his paper. | The modern printer, in the teeth of the evidence given by his own eyes, considers the single page as the unit and prints the page in the middle of his paper. |
| 1914 | mio_dataset_01913 | Only nominally. So, however, in many cases, since when he uses a headline, he counts that in. | Only nominally. So, however, in many cases, since when he uses a headline, he counts that in. |
| 1915 | mio_dataset_01914 | The result as measured by the eye being that the lower margin is less than the top one and that the whole opening has an upside down look vertically. | The result as measured by the eye being that the lower margin is less than the top one and that the whole opening has an upside down look vertically. |
| 1916 | mio_dataset_01915 | And that laterally, the page looks as if it were being driven off the paper. | And that laterally, the page looks as if it were being driven off the paper. |
| 1917 | mio_dataset_01916 | The paper on which the printing is to be done is a necessary part of our subject. | The paper on which the printing is to be done is a necessary part of our subject. |
| 1918 | mio_dataset_01917 | Of this, it may be said that though there is some good paper made now, | Of this, it may be said that though there is some good paper made now, |
| 1919 | mio_dataset_01918 | It is never used except for very expensive books, although it would not materially increase the cost at all, but the very cheapest. | It is never used except for very expensive books, although it would not materially increase the cost at all, but the very cheapest. |
| 1920 | mio_dataset_01919 | The paper that is used for ordinary books is exceedingly bad even in this country, but is beaten in the race for vileness. | The paper that is used for ordinary books is exceedingly bad even in this country, but is beaten in the race for vileness. |
| 1921 | mio_dataset_01920 | by that made in america which is the worst conceivable | by that made in america which is the worst conceivable |
| 1922 | mio_dataset_01921 | There seems to be no reason why ordinary paper should not be better made | There seems to be no reason why ordinary paper should not be better made |
| 1923 | mio_dataset_01922 | even allowing the necessity for a very low price, but any improvement must be based on showing openly that the cheap article is cheap. | even allowing the necessity for a very low price, but any improvement must be based on showing openly that the cheap article is cheap. |
| 1924 | mio_dataset_01923 | The cheap paper should not sacrifice toughness and durability to a smooth and white surface. | The cheap paper should not sacrifice toughness and durability to a smooth and white surface. |
| 1925 | mio_dataset_01924 | Which should be indications of a delicacy of material and manufacture which would of necessity increase its cost? | Which should be indications of a delicacy of material and manufacture which would of necessity increase its cost? |
| 1926 | mio_dataset_01925 | one fruitful source of badness in paper. | one fruitful source of badness in paper. |
| 1927 | mio_dataset_01926 | is the habit that publishers have of eking out a thin volume by printing it on thick paper almost of the substance of cardboard. | is the habit that publishers have of eking out a thin volume by printing it on thick paper almost of the substance of cardboard. |
| 1928 | mio_dataset_01927 | A device which deceives nobody and makes a book very unpleasant to read. | A device which deceives nobody and makes a book very unpleasant to read. |
| 1929 | mio_dataset_01928 | on the whole a small book should be printed on paper which is as thin as may be without being transparent | on the whole a small book should be printed on paper which is as thin as may be without being transparent |
| 1930 | mio_dataset_01929 | The paper used for printing the small, highly ornamented French service books about the beginning of the 16th century is a model in this respect. | The paper used for printing the small, highly ornamented French service books about the beginning of the 16th century is a model in this respect. |
| 1931 | mio_dataset_01930 | being thin, tough, and opaque. | being thin, tough, and opaque. |
| 1932 | mio_dataset_01931 | However, the fact must not be blinked that machine-made paper cannot in the nature of things be made of so good a texture as that made by hand. | However, the fact must not be blinked that machine-made paper cannot in the nature of things be made of so good a texture as that made by hand. |
| 1933 | mio_dataset_01932 | The ornamentation of printed books is too wide a subject to be dealt with fully here, but one thing must be said on it. | The ornamentation of printed books is too wide a subject to be dealt with fully here, but one thing must be said on it. |
| 1934 | mio_dataset_01933 | The essential point to be remembered is that the ornament, whatever it is, whether picture or pattern work, should form part of the page. | The essential point to be remembered is that the ornament, whatever it is, whether picture or pattern work, should form part of the page. |
| 1935 | mio_dataset_01934 | should be a part of the whole scheme of the book. | should be a part of the whole scheme of the book. |
| 1936 | mio_dataset_01935 | Simple as this proposition is, it is necessary to be stated. | Simple as this proposition is, it is necessary to be stated. |
| 1937 | mio_dataset_01936 | because the modern practice is to disregard the relation between the printing and the ornament altogether. | because the modern practice is to disregard the relation between the printing and the ornament altogether. |
| 1938 | mio_dataset_01937 | So that if the two are helpful to one another, it is a mere matter of accident. | So that if the two are helpful to one another, it is a mere matter of accident. |
| 1939 | mio_dataset_01938 | The due relation of letter to pictures and other ornament was thoroughly understood by the old printers. So that... | The due relation of letter to pictures and other ornament was thoroughly understood by the old printers. So that... |
| 1940 | mio_dataset_01939 | Even when the woodcuts are very rude indeed. | Even when the woodcuts are very rude indeed. |
| 1941 | mio_dataset_01940 | the proportions of the page still give pleasure by the sense of richness that the cuts and letter together convey | the proportions of the page still give pleasure by the sense of richness that the cuts and letter together convey |
| 1942 | mio_dataset_01941 | When, as is most often the case, there's actual beauty in the cuts. | When, as is most often the case, there's actual beauty in the cuts. |
| 1943 | mio_dataset_01942 | The books so ornamented are amongst the most delightful works of art that have ever been produced. | The books so ornamented are amongst the most delightful works of art that have ever been produced. |
| 1944 | mio_dataset_01943 | therefore granted well designed to type due spacing of the lines and words and proper position of the page on the paper | therefore granted well designed to type due spacing of the lines and words and proper position of the page on the paper |
| 1945 | mio_dataset_01944 | All books might be at least comely and well-looking. And if to these good qualities were added really beautiful ornament and pictures, | All books might be at least comely and well-looking. And if to these good qualities were added really beautiful ornament and pictures, |
| 1946 | mio_dataset_01945 | Printed books might once again illustrate to the full. | Printed books might once again illustrate to the full. |
| 1947 | mio_dataset_01946 | The position of our society that a work of utility might be also a work of art if we cared to make it so. | The position of our society that a work of utility might be also a work of art if we cared to make it so. |
| 1948 | mio_dataset_01947 | The Chronicles of Newgate, Volume 2, by Arthur Griffiths, Section 4, Newgate down to 1818. | The Chronicles of Newgate, Volume 2, by Arthur Griffiths, Section 4, Newgate down to 1818. |
| 1949 | mio_dataset_01948 | Under the conditions referred to in the previous chapter, | Under the conditions referred to in the previous chapter, |
| 1950 | mio_dataset_01949 | with criminals and misdemeanants of all shades crowding perpetually into its narrow limits the latter state of newgate was worse than the first | with criminals and misdemeanants of all shades crowding perpetually into its narrow limits the latter state of newgate was worse than the first |
| 1951 | mio_dataset_01950 | The new jail fell as far short of the demands made on it as did the old. | The new jail fell as far short of the demands made on it as did the old. |
| 1952 | mio_dataset_01951 | The prison population fluctuated a great deal | The prison population fluctuated a great deal |
| 1953 | mio_dataset_01952 | but it was almost always in excess of the accommodation available and there were times when the place was full to overflowing. | but it was almost always in excess of the accommodation available and there were times when the place was full to overflowing. |
| 1954 | mio_dataset_01953 | Now I'll give some figures which well illustrate this. | Now I'll give some figures which well illustrate this. |
| 1955 | mio_dataset_01954 | On the 14th, June 1800, there were 199 debtors and 289 felons in the prison. | On the 14th, June 1800, there were 199 debtors and 289 felons in the prison. |
| 1956 | mio_dataset_01955 | on the 27th, April, in the following year. | on the 27th, April, in the following year. |
| 1957 | mio_dataset_01956 | These numbers had risen to 275 and 375 respectively, or 650 in all. | These numbers had risen to 275 and 375 respectively, or 650 in all. |
| 1958 | mio_dataset_01957 | For two more years these high figures were steadily maintained and in 1803 the total rose to 710 | For two more years these high figures were steadily maintained and in 1803 the total rose to 710 |
| 1959 | mio_dataset_01958 | After that, they fell as steadily. | After that, they fell as steadily. |
| 1960 | mio_dataset_01959 | Till 1808, the lowest point was touched of 19-7 debtors and 18-2 felons, or 379 in all. | Till 1808, the lowest point was touched of 19-7 debtors and 18-2 felons, or 379 in all. |
| 1961 | mio_dataset_01960 | the numbers soon increased however and by eighteen eleven had again risen to six hundred and twenty-nine and mr nylde was told that there had been at one time | the numbers soon increased however and by eighteen eleven had again risen to six hundred and twenty-nine and mr nylde was told that there had been at one time |
| 1962 | mio_dataset_01961 | 30,000 debtors and 900 criminals in Newgate or 1,200 prisoners in all. | 30,000 debtors and 900 criminals in Newgate or 1,200 prisoners in all. |
| 1963 | mio_dataset_01962 | Previous to that date there had been 700 or 800 frequently, and once, in Mr. Ackerman's time, 1,000. | Previous to that date there had been 700 or 800 frequently, and once, in Mr. Ackerman's time, 1,000. |
| 1964 | mio_dataset_01963 | Trustworthy evidence is forthcoming to the effect that these high figures were constantly maintained for many months at a time. | Trustworthy evidence is forthcoming to the effect that these high figures were constantly maintained for many months at a time. |
| 1965 | mio_dataset_01964 | the inadequacy of the jail was noticed and reported upon again and again by the grand juries of the city of london | the inadequacy of the jail was noticed and reported upon again and again by the grand juries of the city of london |
| 1966 | mio_dataset_01965 | who seldom let a session go by without visiting Newgate. | who seldom let a session go by without visiting Newgate. |
| 1967 | mio_dataset_01966 | In 1813... | In 1813... |
| 1968 | mio_dataset_01967 | the grand jury made a special presentment to the Court of Common Counsel pointing out that on the debtor's side, which was intended for only 100, | the grand jury made a special presentment to the Court of Common Counsel pointing out that on the debtor's side, which was intended for only 100, |
| 1969 | mio_dataset_01968 | No, less than 340 were crowded to the great inconvenience and danger of the inmates. | No, less than 340 were crowded to the great inconvenience and danger of the inmates. |
| 1970 | mio_dataset_01969 | On the female side, matters were much worse. | On the female side, matters were much worse. |
| 1971 | mio_dataset_01970 | quote, the apartment set apart for them, being built to accommodate 60 persons, now contain about 120, end quote. | quote, the apartment set apart for them, being built to accommodate 60 persons, now contain about 120, end quote. |
| 1972 | mio_dataset_01971 | Returns laid before the House of Commons showed that 6439 persons had been committed to Newgate | Returns laid before the House of Commons showed that 6439 persons had been committed to Newgate |
| 1973 | mio_dataset_01972 | In the three years between 1813 and 1816, | In the three years between 1813 and 1816, |
| 1974 | mio_dataset_01973 | And this number did not include the debtors, a numerous class who were still committed to Newgate pending the completion of the White Cross Street Prison. | And this number did not include the debtors, a numerous class who were still committed to Newgate pending the completion of the White Cross Street Prison. |
| 1975 | mio_dataset_01974 | In order to realize the evils entailed by incarceration in Newgate in these days, it is necessary to give some account of its interior. | In order to realize the evils entailed by incarceration in Newgate in these days, it is necessary to give some account of its interior. |
| 1976 | mio_dataset_01975 | as it was occupied and appropriated in 1810. | as it was occupied and appropriated in 1810. |
| 1977 | mio_dataset_01976 | Full details of the arrangements are to be found in Mr. Nile's State of Prisons in England, Scotland and Wales, published in 1812. | Full details of the arrangements are to be found in Mr. Nile's State of Prisons in England, Scotland and Wales, published in 1812. |
| 1978 | mio_dataset_01977 | The jail at that date was divided into eight separate and more or less distinct departments, each of which had its own wards and yard. | The jail at that date was divided into eight separate and more or less distinct departments, each of which had its own wards and yard. |
| 1979 | mio_dataset_01978 | These were one, the male debtor's side. | These were one, the male debtor's side. |
| 1980 | mio_dataset_01979 | 22, the female debtor's side, 3, the chapel yard, 4, the middle yard. | 22, the female debtor's side, 3, the chapel yard, 4, the middle yard. |
| 1981 | mio_dataset_01980 | Point five, the master fell inside. Six, the female fell inside. Seven, the state side. | Point five, the master fell inside. Six, the female fell inside. Seven, the state side. |
| 1982 | mio_dataset_01981 | Point 8. The Press Yard | Point 8. The Press Yard |
| 1983 | mio_dataset_01982 | Point 1. The male debtor side consisted of a yard 49 feet by 31. | Point 1. The male debtor side consisted of a yard 49 feet by 31. |
| 1984 | mio_dataset_01983 | leading to 13 wards on various floors and a day room. | leading to 13 wards on various floors and a day room. |
| 1985 | mio_dataset_01984 | of these wards. Three were appropriated to the cabin side, so-called, because | of these wards. Three were appropriated to the cabin side, so-called, because |
| 1986 | mio_dataset_01985 | They each contained four small rooms or cabins seven feet square. | They each contained four small rooms or cabins seven feet square. |
| 1987 | mio_dataset_01986 | Intended to accommodate a couple of prisoners apiece, but often much more crowded. | Intended to accommodate a couple of prisoners apiece, but often much more crowded. |
| 1988 | mio_dataset_01987 | Two other wards were appropriated to the master's side debtors. They were each 23 feet by 14 and a half. | Two other wards were appropriated to the master's side debtors. They were each 23 feet by 14 and a half. |
| 1989 | mio_dataset_01988 | and supposed to accommodate 20 persons. The eight remaining wards were for the common-side debtors. | and supposed to accommodate 20 persons. The eight remaining wards were for the common-side debtors. |
| 1990 | mio_dataset_01989 | Long, narrow rooms, 136 feet, 623 feet, and the 8th, 18. | Long, narrow rooms, 136 feet, 623 feet, and the 8th, 18. |
| 1991 | mio_dataset_01990 | a hole about 15 feet wide. | a hole about 15 feet wide. |
| 1992 | mio_dataset_01991 | The various wards were all about 11 feet in height. | The various wards were all about 11 feet in height. |
| 1993 | mio_dataset_01992 | and were occupied as a rule by 10 to 15 people when the prison was not crowded, but double the number was occasionally placed in them. | and were occupied as a rule by 10 to 15 people when the prison was not crowded, but double the number was occasionally placed in them. |
| 1994 | mio_dataset_01993 | The day room was fitted with benches and settles after the manner of the tap in a public house. | The day room was fitted with benches and settles after the manner of the tap in a public house. |
| 1995 | mio_dataset_01994 | Tuan Tu. The female debtor's side consisted of a courtyard 49 by 16 feet. | Tuan Tu. The female debtor's side consisted of a courtyard 49 by 16 feet. |
| 1996 | mio_dataset_01995 | leading to two words, one of which was 36 feet by 15. | leading to two words, one of which was 36 feet by 15. |
| 1997 | mio_dataset_01996 | and the other 18 by 15, and they nominally held 22 persons. | and the other 18 by 15, and they nominally held 22 persons. |
| 1998 | mio_dataset_01997 | a high wall fifteen feet in height divided the females courtyard from the men's | a high wall fifteen feet in height divided the females courtyard from the men's |
| 1999 | mio_dataset_01998 | Three, the chapel yard was about 43 feet by 25. | Three, the chapel yard was about 43 feet by 25. |
| 2000 | mio_dataset_01999 | It had been for some time devoted principally to felons of the worst types, | It had been for some time devoted principally to felons of the worst types, |
| 2001 | mio_dataset_02000 | Those who were the oldest offenders sentenced to transportation and who had narrowly escaped the penalty of death. | Those who were the oldest offenders sentenced to transportation and who had narrowly escaped the penalty of death. |
| 2002 | mio_dataset_02001 | This arrangement was, however, modified after 1811, and the chapel yard was allotted to misdemeanants and prisoners awaiting trial. | This arrangement was, however, modified after 1811, and the chapel yard was allotted to misdemeanants and prisoners awaiting trial. |
| 2003 | mio_dataset_02002 | The wards in this part were five in number, all in dimensions 20 feet by 15, with a six-ward 15 feet square. | The wards in this part were five in number, all in dimensions 20 feet by 15, with a six-ward 15 feet square. |
| 2004 | mio_dataset_02003 | These wards were all fitted with barrack beds, but no bedding was supplied. | These wards were all fitted with barrack beds, but no bedding was supplied. |
| 2005 | mio_dataset_02004 | The chapel yard led to the chapel, and on the staircase were two rooms frequently set apart for the king's witnesses. | The chapel yard led to the chapel, and on the staircase were two rooms frequently set apart for the king's witnesses. |
| 2006 | mio_dataset_02005 | those who had turned king's evidence whose safety might have been imperilled had they been lodged with the men against whom they had informed | those who had turned king's evidence whose safety might have been imperilled had they been lodged with the men against whom they had informed |
| 2007 | mio_dataset_02006 | But these king's witnesses were also put at times into the press yard among the capital convicts, seemingly a very dangerous proceeding. | But these king's witnesses were also put at times into the press yard among the capital convicts, seemingly a very dangerous proceeding. |
| 2008 | mio_dataset_02007 | Or they lodged with the gatesmen, the prisoner officers who had charge of the inner gates. | Or they lodged with the gatesmen, the prisoner officers who had charge of the inner gates. |
| 2009 | mio_dataset_02008 | The middle yard was at first given up to the least heinous offenders. After 1812, it changed functions with the chapel yard. | The middle yard was at first given up to the least heinous offenders. After 1812, it changed functions with the chapel yard. |
| 2010 | mio_dataset_02009 | It was 50 feet by 25 and had five wards each 38 by 15. At one end of the yard was an arcade. | It was 50 feet by 25 and had five wards each 38 by 15. At one end of the yard was an arcade. |
| 2011 | mio_dataset_02010 | directly under the chapel in which there were three cells used either for the confinement of disorderly and refractory prisoners. | directly under the chapel in which there were three cells used either for the confinement of disorderly and refractory prisoners. |
| 2012 | mio_dataset_02011 | or female convicts ordered for execution. | or female convicts ordered for execution. |
| 2013 | mio_dataset_02012 | the master felonside consisted of a yard the same size as the preceding appropriated nominally to the most decent and better behaved prisoners | the master felonside consisted of a yard the same size as the preceding appropriated nominally to the most decent and better behaved prisoners |
| 2014 | mio_dataset_02013 | but really kept for the few who had funds sufficient to gain them admission to these more comfortable quarters. | but really kept for the few who had funds sufficient to gain them admission to these more comfortable quarters. |
| 2015 | mio_dataset_02014 | Here were also lodged the gatesmen, the prisoners who had charge of the inner gates and who were entrusted with the duty of escorting visitors from the gates. | Here were also lodged the gatesmen, the prisoners who had charge of the inner gates and who were entrusted with the duty of escorting visitors from the gates. |
| 2016 | mio_dataset_02015 | to the various wards their friends occupied. | to the various wards their friends occupied. |
| 2017 | mio_dataset_02016 | The state side was the parts stolen from the female felon's side. | The state side was the parts stolen from the female felon's side. |
| 2018 | mio_dataset_02017 | It was large and comparatively commodious, being maintained on a better footing than any other part of the prison. | It was large and comparatively commodious, being maintained on a better footing than any other part of the prison. |
| 2019 | mio_dataset_02018 | The inmates were privileged either by antecedents or the fortunate possession of sufficient funds to pay the charges of the place. | The inmates were privileged either by antecedents or the fortunate possession of sufficient funds to pay the charges of the place. |
| 2020 | mio_dataset_02019 | Neil takes it for granted that the former rather than the latter prevailed in the selection. | Neil takes it for granted that the former rather than the latter prevailed in the selection. |
| 2021 | mio_dataset_02020 | and tells us that in the stateside, quote, such prisoners were safely associated whose manners and conduct events a more liberal style of education. | and tells us that in the stateside, quote, such prisoners were safely associated whose manners and conduct events a more liberal style of education. |
| 2022 | mio_dataset_02021 | And who are therefore lodged apart from all other districts of the jail? End quote. | And who are therefore lodged apart from all other districts of the jail? End quote. |
| 2023 | mio_dataset_02022 | The state side contained 12 good-sized rooms | The state side contained 12 good-sized rooms |
| 2024 | mio_dataset_02023 | From 21 by 18 feet to 15 feet square, which were furnished with bedsteads and bedding. | From 21 by 18 feet to 15 feet square, which were furnished with bedsteads and bedding. |
| 2025 | mio_dataset_02024 | 7. The press yard was that part set aside for the condemned. | 7. The press yard was that part set aside for the condemned. |
| 2026 | mio_dataset_02025 | Its name and its situation were the same as those of the old place of carrying out the terrible sentence inflicted on accused persons who stood mute. | Its name and its situation were the same as those of the old place of carrying out the terrible sentence inflicted on accused persons who stood mute. |
| 2027 | mio_dataset_02026 | The long narrow yard still remained as we saw it in Jacobite times. | The long narrow yard still remained as we saw it in Jacobite times. |
| 2028 | mio_dataset_02027 | And beyond it was now a day room for the capital convicts or those awaiting execution. | And beyond it was now a day room for the capital convicts or those awaiting execution. |
| 2029 | mio_dataset_02028 | beyond the press yard were three stories condemned cells fifteen in all with vaulted ceilings nine feet high to the crown of the arch | beyond the press yard were three stories condemned cells fifteen in all with vaulted ceilings nine feet high to the crown of the arch |
| 2030 | mio_dataset_02029 | The ground floor cells were 9 feet by 6. | The ground floor cells were 9 feet by 6. |
| 2031 | mio_dataset_02030 | Those on the first floor were rather larger on account of a set-off in the wall and the uppermost were the largest for the same reason. | Those on the first floor were rather larger on account of a set-off in the wall and the uppermost were the largest for the same reason. |
| 2032 | mio_dataset_02031 | security was provided for in these condemned cells by lining the substantial stone walls with planks studded with broad-headed nails | security was provided for in these condemned cells by lining the substantial stone walls with planks studded with broad-headed nails |
| 2033 | mio_dataset_02032 | They were lighted by a double graded window 2 feet 9 inches by 14 inches and in the doors which were 4 inches thick. | They were lighted by a double graded window 2 feet 9 inches by 14 inches and in the doors which were 4 inches thick. |
| 2034 | mio_dataset_02033 | A circular aperture had been let in to give ventilation and secure a free current of air. | A circular aperture had been let in to give ventilation and secure a free current of air. |
| 2035 | mio_dataset_02034 | In each cell there was a barrack bedstead on the floor without bedding. | In each cell there was a barrack bedstead on the floor without bedding. |
| 2036 | mio_dataset_02035 | Point 8. The female felons were deprived of part of the space which the architect had intended for them. | Point 8. The female felons were deprived of part of the space which the architect had intended for them. |
| 2037 | mio_dataset_02036 | More than half their quadrangle had been partitioned off for another purpose | More than half their quadrangle had been partitioned off for another purpose |
| 2038 | mio_dataset_02037 | And what remained was divided into a master's and a common side for female felons. | And what remained was divided into a master's and a common side for female felons. |
| 2039 | mio_dataset_02038 | The two yards were adjoining that for the common side much the largest. | The two yards were adjoining that for the common side much the largest. |
| 2040 | mio_dataset_02039 | There were nine wards and all on the female side, one of them in the attic. | There were nine wards and all on the female side, one of them in the attic. |
| 2041 | mio_dataset_02040 | with four casements and two fireplaces, being allotted for a female infirmary. | with four casements and two fireplaces, being allotted for a female infirmary. |
| 2042 | mio_dataset_02041 | and the rest being provided with barrack beds and in dimensions varying from 30 feet by 15 to 15 feet by 10. | and the rest being provided with barrack beds and in dimensions varying from 30 feet by 15 to 15 feet by 10. |
| 2043 | mio_dataset_02042 | The eight quarts above enumerated were well supplied with water. | The eight quarts above enumerated were well supplied with water. |
| 2044 | mio_dataset_02043 | They had dustbins, sewers, and so forth, properly disposed, and the city scavenger paid periodical visits to the prison. | They had dustbins, sewers, and so forth, properly disposed, and the city scavenger paid periodical visits to the prison. |
| 2045 | mio_dataset_02044 | The prisoners had few comforts beyond the occasional use of a bath at some distance situated in the press yard. | The prisoners had few comforts beyond the occasional use of a bath at some distance situated in the press yard. |
| 2046 | mio_dataset_02045 | to which access was granted rarely and as a great favor. But they were allowed the luxury of drink if they could pay for it. | to which access was granted rarely and as a great favor. But they were allowed the luxury of drink if they could pay for it. |
| 2047 | mio_dataset_02046 | A recent reform had closed the tap kept by the jailer within the precincts but | A recent reform had closed the tap kept by the jailer within the precincts but |
| 2048 | mio_dataset_02047 | there was still a convenient room which served, end quote. | there was still a convenient room which served, end quote. |
| 2049 | mio_dataset_02048 | near it a grating through which the debtors receive their beer from the neighboring public houses | near it a grating through which the debtors receive their beer from the neighboring public houses |
| 2050 | mio_dataset_02049 | The felon's side has a similar accommodation and this mode of introducing the beverage is adopted because no publican as such. | The felon's side has a similar accommodation and this mode of introducing the beverage is adopted because no publican as such. |
| 2051 | mio_dataset_02050 | can be permitted to enter the interior of this prison. End quote. The taproom and bar were just behind the felon's entrance lodge. | can be permitted to enter the interior of this prison. End quote. The taproom and bar were just behind the felon's entrance lodge. |
| 2052 | mio_dataset_02051 | And beyond it was a room called the wine room because formerly used for the sale of wine, but | And beyond it was a room called the wine room because formerly used for the sale of wine, but |
| 2053 | mio_dataset_02052 | in which latterly a copper had been fixed for the cooking of provisions sent in by charitable persons | in which latterly a copper had been fixed for the cooking of provisions sent in by charitable persons |
| 2054 | mio_dataset_02053 | Quote, on the top of the jail, continues Niled, are a watch house and a sentry box where two or more guards with dogs and firearms. | Quote, on the top of the jail, continues Niled, are a watch house and a sentry box where two or more guards with dogs and firearms. |
| 2055 | mio_dataset_02054 | Watch all night adjoining the felon side lodge is the keeper's office where the prison books are kept and his clerk | Watch all night adjoining the felon side lodge is the keeper's office where the prison books are kept and his clerk |
| 2056 | mio_dataset_02055 | called the clerk of the papers attends daily, end quote. | called the clerk of the papers attends daily, end quote. |
| 2057 | mio_dataset_02056 | Having thus briefly described the plan and appropriation of the prison, I propose to deal now with the general condition of the inmates and the manner of their life. | Having thus briefly described the plan and appropriation of the prison, I propose to deal now with the general condition of the inmates and the manner of their life. |
| 2058 | mio_dataset_02057 | Of these, the debtors, male and female, formed a large proportion. | Of these, the debtors, male and female, formed a large proportion. |
| 2059 | mio_dataset_02058 | The frequency and extent of processes against debtors 70 or 80 years ago will appear almost incredible. | The frequency and extent of processes against debtors 70 or 80 years ago will appear almost incredible. |
| 2060 | mio_dataset_02059 | In an age when insolvent acts in bankruptcy courts do so much to relieve the impecunious, | In an age when insolvent acts in bankruptcy courts do so much to relieve the impecunious, |
| 2061 | mio_dataset_02060 | an imprisonment for debt has almost entirely disappeared. | an imprisonment for debt has almost entirely disappeared. |
| 2062 | mio_dataset_02061 | The number of processes against debtors annually was extraordinary. | The number of processes against debtors annually was extraordinary. |
| 2063 | mio_dataset_02062 | Niald gives on the authority of Mr. Birchall, the undersheriff of Middlesex. | Niald gives on the authority of Mr. Birchall, the undersheriff of Middlesex. |
| 2064 | mio_dataset_02063 | A table showing the figures for the year ending Michaelmas 1802. | A table showing the figures for the year ending Michaelmas 1802. |
| 2065 | mio_dataset_02064 | In that period, upwards of 200,000 writs. | In that period, upwards of 200,000 writs. |
| 2066 | mio_dataset_02065 | had been issued for the arrests of debtors in the kingdom for sums varying from four pence to 15 pounds and upwards. | had been issued for the arrests of debtors in the kingdom for sums varying from four pence to 15 pounds and upwards. |
| 2067 | mio_dataset_02066 | 15,000 of these were issued in Middlesex alone, which at that time was reckoned as only a 15th of Great Britain. | 15,000 of these were issued in Middlesex alone, which at that time was reckoned as only a 15th of Great Britain. |
| 2068 | mio_dataset_02067 | The number of arrests actually made was 114,300 for the kingdom and 7220 for Middlesex. | The number of arrests actually made was 114,300 for the kingdom and 7220 for Middlesex. |
| 2069 | mio_dataset_02068 | barely half of these gave bail bonds on arrests and the remainder went to prison | barely half of these gave bail bonds on arrests and the remainder went to prison |
| 2070 | mio_dataset_02069 | Quite half of the foregoing writs and arrests applied to sums under 30 pound. | Quite half of the foregoing writs and arrests applied to sums under 30 pound. |
| 2071 | mio_dataset_02070 | Nailed also says that in 1793, | Nailed also says that in 1793, |
| 2072 | mio_dataset_02071 | 0.5719 writs and executions for debts between 10 pounds and 20 pounds were issued in Middlesex. | 0.5719 writs and executions for debts between 10 pounds and 20 pounds were issued in Middlesex. |
| 2073 | mio_dataset_02072 | and the aggregate amount of debts sued for was 81,791 bound. | and the aggregate amount of debts sued for was 81,791 bound. |
| 2074 | mio_dataset_02073 | He also makes the curious calculation that the cost of these actions, if undefended, | He also makes the curious calculation that the cost of these actions, if undefended, |
| 2075 | mio_dataset_02074 | would have amounted to £68,728 and if defended, | would have amounted to £68,728 and if defended, |
| 2076 | mio_dataset_02075 | 285,950 in other words that to recover 80 odd thousand pounds | 285,950 in other words that to recover 80 odd thousand pounds |
| 2077 | mio_dataset_02076 | Three times the amount would be expended. | Three times the amount would be expended. |
| 2078 | mio_dataset_02077 | an elaborate machinery planned for the protection of the trader and altogether on his side had long existed for the recovery of debt | an elaborate machinery planned for the protection of the trader and altogether on his side had long existed for the recovery of debt |
| 2079 | mio_dataset_02078 | alfred the great established the court baron the hundred court and the county court which among other matters entertained pleas for debt | alfred the great established the court baron the hundred court and the county court which among other matters entertained pleas for debt |
| 2080 | mio_dataset_02079 | The county court was the sheriffs who sat there surrounded by the bishop and the magnates of the county. | The county court was the sheriffs who sat there surrounded by the bishop and the magnates of the county. |
| 2081 | mio_dataset_02080 | But as time passed, difficulties and delays in obtaining judgment led to the removal of causes to the great court of kings bench. | But as time passed, difficulties and delays in obtaining judgment led to the removal of causes to the great court of kings bench. |
| 2082 | mio_dataset_02081 | and the disuse of the inferior courts. | and the disuse of the inferior courts. |
| 2083 | mio_dataset_02082 | So much inconvenience ensued that in 15188 the corporation obtained from Parliament an act empowering two aldermen. | So much inconvenience ensued that in 15188 the corporation obtained from Parliament an act empowering two aldermen. |
| 2084 | mio_dataset_02083 | And for a common councilman to hold courts of requests, or courts of conscience, to hear and determine all causes of death. | And for a common councilman to hold courts of requests, or courts of conscience, to hear and determine all causes of death. |
| 2085 | mio_dataset_02084 | Under 40 shillings arising within the city. | Under 40 shillings arising within the city. |
| 2086 | mio_dataset_02085 | These courts were extended two centuries later to several large provincial towns and all were in full activity when Nile wrote | These courts were extended two centuries later to several large provincial towns and all were in full activity when Nile wrote |
| 2087 | mio_dataset_02086 | and indeed supplied the bulk of the poor debtors committed to prison. | and indeed supplied the bulk of the poor debtors committed to prison. |
| 2088 | mio_dataset_02087 | These courts were open to many and grave objections. | These courts were open to many and grave objections. |
| 2089 | mio_dataset_02088 | The commissioners who presided were, quote, little otherwise than self-elected. | The commissioners who presided were, quote, little otherwise than self-elected. |
| 2090 | mio_dataset_02089 | And when once appointed continued to serve, sign, die, they were generally near in rank to the parties whose causes they decided. | And when once appointed continued to serve, sign, die, they were generally near in rank to the parties whose causes they decided. |
| 2091 | mio_dataset_02090 | Often a commissioner had to leave the bench because he was himself a party to the suit that was subjudice. | Often a commissioner had to leave the bench because he was himself a party to the suit that was subjudice. |
| 2092 | mio_dataset_02091 | The activity as well as the futility of these courts may be estimated from the statement given by Niles. | The activity as well as the futility of these courts may be estimated from the statement given by Niles. |
| 2093 | mio_dataset_02092 | that 1,312 debtors were committed by them to Newgate between 1797 and 1808. | that 1,312 debtors were committed by them to Newgate between 1797 and 1808. |
| 2094 | mio_dataset_02093 | And that no more than 19-7 creditors recovered debts and costs. | And that no more than 19-7 creditors recovered debts and costs. |
| 2095 | mio_dataset_02094 | The latter indeed hung like millstones round the neck of the unhappy insolvent wretches who found themselves in limbo. | The latter indeed hung like millstones round the neck of the unhappy insolvent wretches who found themselves in limbo. |
| 2096 | mio_dataset_02095 | Costs were the gallons of sack to the penny worth of debt. | Costs were the gallons of sack to the penny worth of debt. |
| 2097 | mio_dataset_02096 | Nield found at his visit to Newgate in 1810. | Nield found at his visit to Newgate in 1810. |
| 2098 | mio_dataset_02097 | 14 men and women who had lain there 10, 11, and 13 years for debts of a few shillings. | 14 men and women who had lain there 10, 11, and 13 years for debts of a few shillings. |
| 2099 | mio_dataset_02098 | weighted by treble the amount of costs. | weighted by treble the amount of costs. |
| 2100 | mio_dataset_02099 | thus amongst others thomas blackburn had been committed on october fifteenth for a debt of one shilling five pence | thus amongst others thomas blackburn had been committed on october fifteenth for a debt of one shilling five pence |
| 2101 | mio_dataset_02100 | for which the costs were six shillings, 10 pence. | for which the costs were six shillings, 10 pence. |
| 2102 | mio_dataset_02101 | Thomas Dobson on 22nd, August 1799 for one shilling with costs of eight shillings, ten pence. | Thomas Dobson on 22nd, August 1799 for one shilling with costs of eight shillings, ten pence. |
| 2103 | mio_dataset_02102 | And Susanna Evans in October the same year for two shillings with costs of six shillings, eight pence. | And Susanna Evans in October the same year for two shillings with costs of six shillings, eight pence. |
| 2104 | mio_dataset_02103 | Other cases are recorded elsewhere, as at the Guildsboro Street Compter, where in 1805 Mr. Nild found a man named William Grant. | Other cases are recorded elsewhere, as at the Guildsboro Street Compter, where in 1805 Mr. Nild found a man named William Grant. |
| 2105 | mio_dataset_02104 | Detained for one shilling nine pence with costs of five shillings. | Detained for one shilling nine pence with costs of five shillings. |
| 2106 | mio_dataset_02105 | and John Lancaster for one shilling, eight pence, with costs of seven shillings, six pence, quote. | and John Lancaster for one shilling, eight pence, with costs of seven shillings, six pence, quote. |
| 2107 | mio_dataset_02106 | These surely, I thought, says Mr. Nild, were bad enough, but it was not so, end quote. | These surely, I thought, says Mr. Nild, were bad enough, but it was not so, end quote. |
| 2108 | mio_dataset_02107 | He recites another most outrageous and extraordinary case in which one John Byrd | He recites another most outrageous and extraordinary case in which one John Byrd |
| 2109 | mio_dataset_02108 | A market porter was arrested and committed at the suit of a publican. | A market porter was arrested and committed at the suit of a publican. |
| 2110 | mio_dataset_02109 | for the paltry sum of four pence with costs of seven shillings six pence | for the paltry sum of four pence with costs of seven shillings six pence |
| 2111 | mio_dataset_02110 | Bird was, however, discharged within three days by a subscription raised among his fellow prisoners. | Bird was, however, discharged within three days by a subscription raised among his fellow prisoners. |
| 2112 | mio_dataset_02111 | Mr. Buxton, in his inquiry into the system of prison discipline, | Mr. Buxton, in his inquiry into the system of prison discipline, |
| 2113 | mio_dataset_02112 | Quotes a case which came within his own knowledge of a boy sent to prison for non-payment of one penny. | Quotes a case which came within his own knowledge of a boy sent to prison for non-payment of one penny. |
| 2114 | mio_dataset_02113 | the lad in question was found in coldbath fields prison to which he had been sent for a month in default of paying a fine of forty shillings | the lad in question was found in coldbath fields prison to which he had been sent for a month in default of paying a fine of forty shillings |
| 2115 | mio_dataset_02114 | He had been in the employ of a corn chandler at Islington, and went into London with his master's cart and horse. | He had been in the employ of a corn chandler at Islington, and went into London with his master's cart and horse. |
| 2116 | mio_dataset_02115 | There was in the city road a temporary bar with a collector of tolls who was sometimes on the spot and sometimes not. | There was in the city road a temporary bar with a collector of tolls who was sometimes on the spot and sometimes not. |
| 2117 | mio_dataset_02116 | The boy declared he saw no one and accordingly passed through without paying the toll of a penny. | The boy declared he saw no one and accordingly passed through without paying the toll of a penny. |
| 2118 | mio_dataset_02117 | For this he was summoned before a magistrate and sentenced as already stated. | For this he was summoned before a magistrate and sentenced as already stated. |
| 2119 | mio_dataset_02118 | The lad was proved to be of good character and the son of respectable parents. | The lad was proved to be of good character and the son of respectable parents. |
| 2120 | mio_dataset_02119 | Mr. Buxton's friends at once paid the forty shillings, and the boy was released. | Mr. Buxton's friends at once paid the forty shillings, and the boy was released. |
| 2121 | mio_dataset_02120 | The cost on heavier debts always doubled the sum. If the arrest was made in the country, it trailed it. | The cost on heavier debts always doubled the sum. If the arrest was made in the country, it trailed it. |
| 2122 | mio_dataset_02121 | Now it gives a list of the various items charged upon a debt of £10, which included instructions to sue. | Now it gives a list of the various items charged upon a debt of £10, which included instructions to sue. |
| 2123 | mio_dataset_02122 | Affidavit of debt, drawing price EP, one pound, five shillings, Kapia's fee to officer on arrest. | Affidavit of debt, drawing price EP, one pound, five shillings, Kapia's fee to officer on arrest. |
| 2124 | mio_dataset_02123 | affidavit of service, and many more amounting in all to 27. | affidavit of service, and many more amounting in all to 27. |
| 2125 | mio_dataset_02124 | and costing 11 pounds, 15 shillings, 8 pence within 10 days. | and costing 11 pounds, 15 shillings, 8 pence within 10 days. |
| 2126 | mio_dataset_02125 | Before dealing with the debtors in Newgate, I may refer incidentally | Before dealing with the debtors in Newgate, I may refer incidentally |
| 2127 | mio_dataset_02126 | to those in other London prisons, for Newgate was not the only place of endurance for these unfortunate people. There were also the King's Bench, | to those in other London prisons, for Newgate was not the only place of endurance for these unfortunate people. There were also the King's Bench, |
| 2128 | mio_dataset_02127 | The fleet and the Marshalsea prisons especially devoted to them. | The fleet and the Marshalsea prisons especially devoted to them. |
| 2129 | mio_dataset_02128 | West Ludgate, the Gildsburg Street, and Borough Comptors also received them. | West Ludgate, the Gildsburg Street, and Borough Comptors also received them. |
| 2130 | mio_dataset_02129 | the latter two being also a prison for felons and vagrants arrested within certain limits. | the latter two being also a prison for felons and vagrants arrested within certain limits. |
| 2131 | mio_dataset_02130 | The King's Bench was a national prison in which were confined all debtors arrested for debt or for contempt of the court of the King's Bench. | The King's Bench was a national prison in which were confined all debtors arrested for debt or for contempt of the court of the King's Bench. |
| 2132 | mio_dataset_02131 | The population generally amounted to from 500 to 700, the accommodation being calculated for 200. | The population generally amounted to from 500 to 700, the accommodation being calculated for 200. |
| 2133 | mio_dataset_02132 | Every newcomer was entitled to a chummage ticket, but did not always get it. | Every newcomer was entitled to a chummage ticket, but did not always get it. |
| 2134 | mio_dataset_02133 | being often obliged to pay a high rent for a bed at the coffee house or in some room which was vacated by its regular occupant. | being often obliged to pay a high rent for a bed at the coffee house or in some room which was vacated by its regular occupant. |
| 2135 | mio_dataset_02134 | No fixed rates or rules governed the hiring out of rooms or parts of a room, and all sorts of imposition was practiced. | No fixed rates or rules governed the hiring out of rooms or parts of a room, and all sorts of imposition was practiced. |
| 2136 | mio_dataset_02135 | The best, or at least the most influential prisoners, got lodging in the state house, which contained eight large, handsome rooms. | The best, or at least the most influential prisoners, got lodging in the state house, which contained eight large, handsome rooms. |
| 2137 | mio_dataset_02136 | Besides those actually resident within the walls, | Besides those actually resident within the walls, |
| 2138 | mio_dataset_02137 | Another 200 more or less took advantage of the rules and lived outside within a circumference of two miles and a half. | Another 200 more or less took advantage of the rules and lived outside within a circumference of two miles and a half. |
| 2139 | mio_dataset_02138 | In these cases, security was given for the amount of the debt | In these cases, security was given for the amount of the debt |
| 2140 | mio_dataset_02139 | and a heavy fee at the rate of eight per 100 pounds with four pounds for every additional hundred. | and a heavy fee at the rate of eight per 100 pounds with four pounds for every additional hundred. |
| 2141 | mio_dataset_02140 | Besides these a number had the privilege of a run on the key which allowed a prisoner to go into the rules for the day | Besides these a number had the privilege of a run on the key which allowed a prisoner to go into the rules for the day |
| 2142 | mio_dataset_02141 | The foregoing rentals and payments for privileges, together with fees exacted on commitment and discharge, went to the marshal or keeper of the prison. | The foregoing rentals and payments for privileges, together with fees exacted on commitment and discharge, went to the marshal or keeper of the prison. |
| 2143 | mio_dataset_02142 | whose net annual income thus entirely derived from the impecunious amounted to between three and four thousand pounds. | whose net annual income thus entirely derived from the impecunious amounted to between three and four thousand pounds. |
| 2144 | mio_dataset_02143 | The office of Marshal had been hereditary. | The office of Marshal had been hereditary. |
| 2145 | mio_dataset_02144 | But in the 27th George II, the right of presentation was bought by the Crown for 10,500 pounds. | But in the 27th George II, the right of presentation was bought by the Crown for 10,500 pounds. |
| 2146 | mio_dataset_02145 | The marshal was supposed to be resident either within the prison or the rules. | The marshal was supposed to be resident either within the prison or the rules. |
| 2147 | mio_dataset_02146 | He seems to have felt no responsibility as to the welfare or comfort of those in charge and out of whom he made all his money. | He seems to have felt no responsibility as to the welfare or comfort of those in charge and out of whom he made all his money. |
| 2148 | mio_dataset_02147 | The prison was always in the most filthy state imaginable. | The prison was always in the most filthy state imaginable. |
| 2149 | mio_dataset_02148 | The half or wholly starved prisoners fished for alms or food at the gratings. | The half or wholly starved prisoners fished for alms or food at the gratings. |
| 2150 | mio_dataset_02149 | When they were sick, no more notice was taken of them than of a dog. | When they were sick, no more notice was taken of them than of a dog. |
| 2151 | mio_dataset_02150 | A man dying of liver complaint lay on the cold stones without a bed or food to eat. | A man dying of liver complaint lay on the cold stones without a bed or food to eat. |
| 2152 | mio_dataset_02151 | Dissolute habits prevailed on all sides, drunkenness was universal, gambling perpetual. | Dissolute habits prevailed on all sides, drunkenness was universal, gambling perpetual. |
| 2153 | mio_dataset_02152 | The yards were taken up with rackets and five courts, and here and there were Bumble Puppy Grounds, a game in which the players rolled iron balls | The yards were taken up with rackets and five courts, and here and there were Bumble Puppy Grounds, a game in which the players rolled iron balls |
| 2154 | mio_dataset_02153 | into holes marked with numbers. | into holes marked with numbers. |
| 2155 | mio_dataset_02154 | How to make most profit out of the wretched denizens of the jail was the marshal's only care. He got a rent for the coffee house and the bake house. | How to make most profit out of the wretched denizens of the jail was the marshal's only care. He got a rent for the coffee house and the bake house. |
| 2156 | mio_dataset_02155 | The keeper of the large tap room called the Brace, because it was once kept by two brothers named Partridge, also paid him toll. | The keeper of the large tap room called the Brace, because it was once kept by two brothers named Partridge, also paid him toll. |
| 2157 | mio_dataset_02156 | The sale of spirits was forbidden, but gin could always be had at the whistling shops where it was known as Moonshine Skyblue. | The sale of spirits was forbidden, but gin could always be had at the whistling shops where it was known as Moonshine Skyblue. |
| 2158 | mio_dataset_02157 | Mexico, and was consumed at the rate of a hogshed per week. | Mexico, and was consumed at the rate of a hogshed per week. |
| 2159 | mio_dataset_02158 | The fleet which stood in Farringdon Street | The fleet which stood in Farringdon Street |
| 2160 | mio_dataset_02159 | was a prison for debtors and persons committed for contempt by the courts of Chancery, Exchequer, and Common Pleas. | was a prison for debtors and persons committed for contempt by the courts of Chancery, Exchequer, and Common Pleas. |
| 2161 | mio_dataset_02160 | It was so used for the date of the abolition of the Star Chamber in the 16th Charles I. | It was so used for the date of the abolition of the Star Chamber in the 16th Charles I. |
| 2162 | mio_dataset_02161 | The shameful malpractices of Bambridge. | The shameful malpractices of Bambridge. |
| 2163 | mio_dataset_02162 | the warden of the fleet at the commencement of the 18th century, are too well known to need more than a passing reference. | the warden of the fleet at the commencement of the 18th century, are too well known to need more than a passing reference. |
| 2164 | mio_dataset_02163 | A committee of the House of Commons investigated the charges against Bambridge, who was proved to have connived at the escape of some debtors. | A committee of the House of Commons investigated the charges against Bambridge, who was proved to have connived at the escape of some debtors. |
| 2165 | mio_dataset_02164 | and to have been guilty of extortion to others one sir william rich bart he had loaded with heavy irons | and to have been guilty of extortion to others one sir william rich bart he had loaded with heavy irons |
| 2166 | mio_dataset_02165 | In consequence of these disclosures, both Bambridge and Huggin, his predecessor in the office, were committed to Newgate. | In consequence of these disclosures, both Bambridge and Huggin, his predecessor in the office, were committed to Newgate. |
| 2167 | mio_dataset_02166 | and many reforms instituted, but the condition of the prison and its inmates remained unsatisfactory to the last. | and many reforms instituted, but the condition of the prison and its inmates remained unsatisfactory to the last. |
| 2168 | mio_dataset_02167 | It contained generally from six to seven hundred inmates, while another hundred more or less resided in the rules outside. | It contained generally from six to seven hundred inmates, while another hundred more or less resided in the rules outside. |
| 2169 | mio_dataset_02168 | The principle of chummage prevailed as in the king's bench. | The principle of chummage prevailed as in the king's bench. |
| 2170 | mio_dataset_02169 | but a number of rooms, 15 more or less, were reserved for poor debtors under the name of Bartholomew Fair. | but a number of rooms, 15 more or less, were reserved for poor debtors under the name of Bartholomew Fair. |
| 2171 | mio_dataset_02170 | The rentals of rooms and fees went to the warden, whose income was £230.72. | The rentals of rooms and fees went to the warden, whose income was £230.72. |
| 2172 | mio_dataset_02171 | The same evils of overcrowding, uncleanliness, want of medical attendance. | The same evils of overcrowding, uncleanliness, want of medical attendance. |
| 2173 | mio_dataset_02172 | Absence or neglect of divine service were present as in the king's bench, but in an exaggerated form. | Absence or neglect of divine service were present as in the king's bench, but in an exaggerated form. |
| 2174 | mio_dataset_02173 | The Committee on Jails reported that, quote, Although the House of the Warden looked into the court, | The Committee on Jails reported that, quote, Although the House of the Warden looked into the court, |
| 2175 | mio_dataset_02174 | and the turnkeys slept in the prison, yet scenes of riot, drunkenness, and disorder were most prevalent, end quote. | and the turnkeys slept in the prison, yet scenes of riot, drunkenness, and disorder were most prevalent, end quote. |
| 2176 | mio_dataset_02175 | the state of morals was disgraceful any woman obtained admission if sober and if she got drunk she was not turned out | the state of morals was disgraceful any woman obtained admission if sober and if she got drunk she was not turned out |
| 2177 | mio_dataset_02176 | There was no distinct place for the female debtors who lived in the same galleries as the men. | There was no distinct place for the female debtors who lived in the same galleries as the men. |
| 2178 | mio_dataset_02177 | Disturbances were frequent, owing to the riotous conduct of intoxicated women. | Disturbances were frequent, owing to the riotous conduct of intoxicated women. |
| 2179 | mio_dataset_02178 | Twice a week, there was a wine and beer club held at night, which lasted till 2 or 3 in the morning. | Twice a week, there was a wine and beer club held at night, which lasted till 2 or 3 in the morning. |
| 2180 | mio_dataset_02179 | In the yard behind the prison. | In the yard behind the prison. |
| 2181 | mio_dataset_02180 | Where places set apart for skittles, fives, and tennis, which strangers frequented as any other place of public amusement. | Where places set apart for skittles, fives, and tennis, which strangers frequented as any other place of public amusement. |
| 2182 | mio_dataset_02181 | Matters were rather better at the Marshalsea. | Matters were rather better at the Marshalsea. |
| 2183 | mio_dataset_02182 | This very ancient prison, which stood in the high street southward, | This very ancient prison, which stood in the high street southward, |
| 2184 | mio_dataset_02183 | was used for debtors arrested for the lowest sums within 12 miles of the Palace of Whitehall. | was used for debtors arrested for the lowest sums within 12 miles of the Palace of Whitehall. |
| 2185 | mio_dataset_02184 | also for prisoners committed by the Admiralty Court. | also for prisoners committed by the Admiralty Court. |
| 2186 | mio_dataset_02185 | At one time, the Marshalsea was the receptacle of pirates, but none were committed to it after 1789. | At one time, the Marshalsea was the receptacle of pirates, but none were committed to it after 1789. |
| 2187 | mio_dataset_02186 | The court of the Marshal Zia was instituted by Charles I in the sixth year of his reign. | The court of the Marshal Zia was instituted by Charles I in the sixth year of his reign. |
| 2188 | mio_dataset_02187 | to be held before the steward of the royal household, the night marshal, and the steward of the court. | to be held before the steward of the royal household, the night marshal, and the steward of the court. |
| 2189 | mio_dataset_02188 | with jurisdiction to hold pleas in all actions within the prescribed limits. The court was chiefly used for the recovery of small debts under 10 pounds. | with jurisdiction to hold pleas in all actions within the prescribed limits. The court was chiefly used for the recovery of small debts under 10 pounds. |
| 2190 | mio_dataset_02189 | but its business was much reduced by the extension of the courts of conscience. | but its business was much reduced by the extension of the courts of conscience. |
| 2191 | mio_dataset_02190 | the prison was a nest of abuses like its neighbor the king's bench | the prison was a nest of abuses like its neighbor the king's bench |
| 2192 | mio_dataset_02191 | and came under the strong, intimate version of the Jail Committee of 1729. | and came under the strong, intimate version of the Jail Committee of 1729. |
| 2193 | mio_dataset_02192 | as the business of the marshalsea court declined the numbers in its prison diminished | as the business of the marshalsea court declined the numbers in its prison diminished |
| 2194 | mio_dataset_02193 | The population, as reported by the committee in 1814, averaged about 60. | The population, as reported by the committee in 1814, averaged about 60. |
| 2195 | mio_dataset_02194 | And the prison, although wives and children resided within the walls, was not overcrowded. | And the prison, although wives and children resided within the walls, was not overcrowded. |
| 2196 | mio_dataset_02195 | Their conduct, too, was orderly on the whole. | Their conduct, too, was orderly on the whole. |
| 2197 | mio_dataset_02196 | Drunkenness was not common, chiefly because liquor was not to be had freely, although the tapster paid a rent of two guineas a week for permission to sell it. | Drunkenness was not common, chiefly because liquor was not to be had freely, although the tapster paid a rent of two guineas a week for permission to sell it. |
| 2198 | mio_dataset_02197 | The inmates, who euphemistically styled themselves collegians, | The inmates, who euphemistically styled themselves collegians, |
| 2199 | mio_dataset_02198 | were governed by rules which they themselves had framed, and under which subscriptions were levied. | were governed by rules which they themselves had framed, and under which subscriptions were levied. |
| 2200 | mio_dataset_02199 | and fines imposed for conduct disapproved of by the college. | and fines imposed for conduct disapproved of by the college. |
| 2201 | mio_dataset_02200 | The Court of the Collegians was held every Monday to manage its affairs, at which all prisoners were required to attend. | The Court of the Collegians was held every Monday to manage its affairs, at which all prisoners were required to attend. |
| 2202 | mio_dataset_02201 | A committee of collegians was elected to act as the executive, also a secretary or accountant, to receive monies and keep books. | A committee of collegians was elected to act as the executive, also a secretary or accountant, to receive monies and keep books. |
| 2203 | mio_dataset_02202 | and a master of the ale-room who kept this the scene of their revels clean and saw that boiling water was provided for grog | and a master of the ale-room who kept this the scene of their revels clean and saw that boiling water was provided for grog |
| 2204 | mio_dataset_02203 | bad language quarreling throwing water over one another was forbidden on pain of fine and being sent to coventry | bad language quarreling throwing water over one another was forbidden on pain of fine and being sent to coventry |
| 2205 | mio_dataset_02204 | But the prevailing moral tone may be guessed from the penalty inflicted upon persons singing obscene songs before 9 p.m. | But the prevailing moral tone may be guessed from the penalty inflicted upon persons singing obscene songs before 9 p.m. |
| 2206 | mio_dataset_02205 | Yet the public opinion of the whole body seems to have checked dissipation. | Yet the public opinion of the whole body seems to have checked dissipation. |
| 2207 | mio_dataset_02206 | The poorer prisoners were not in abject want, as in other prisons. | The poorer prisoners were not in abject want, as in other prisons. |
| 2208 | mio_dataset_02207 | Owing to many charitable gifts and bequests, which included annual donations from the Archbishop of Canterbury, | Owing to many charitable gifts and bequests, which included annual donations from the Archbishop of Canterbury, |
| 2209 | mio_dataset_02208 | the lord steward of the household, the steward and officers of the Marshal's Ayah court and others. | the lord steward of the household, the steward and officers of the Marshal's Ayah court and others. |
| 2210 | mio_dataset_02209 | legacies had also been left to free a certain number of debtors notably that of one hundred pounds per annum | legacies had also been left to free a certain number of debtors notably that of one hundred pounds per annum |
| 2211 | mio_dataset_02210 | left by a mr henry alnutt who was long a prisoner in the marshalsea and came into a fortune while there was a man who was a prisoner in the marshalsea and came into a fortune while there | left by a mr henry alnutt who was long a prisoner in the marshalsea and came into a fortune while there was a man who was a prisoner in the marshalsea and came into a fortune while there |
| 2212 | mio_dataset_02211 | His bequest, which was charged upon his manor at Goring, Oxon, and hence called the Oxford Charity. | His bequest, which was charged upon his manor at Goring, Oxon, and hence called the Oxford Charity. |
| 2213 | mio_dataset_02212 | was applied only to the release of poor debtors, whom four towns each could free. | was applied only to the release of poor debtors, whom four towns each could free. |
| 2214 | mio_dataset_02213 | the supreme control of the marshal saya was vested in the marshal of the royal household but although he drew a salary of five hundred pounds in a year | the supreme control of the marshal saya was vested in the marshal of the royal household but although he drew a salary of five hundred pounds in a year |
| 2215 | mio_dataset_02214 | He did nothing beyond visiting the prison occasionally and left the administration to the deputy marshal. | He did nothing beyond visiting the prison occasionally and left the administration to the deputy marshal. |
| 2216 | mio_dataset_02215 | The latter's salary, with fees, the rent of the tap and of the Chandler's shop, amounted to about 600 pounds a year. | The latter's salary, with fees, the rent of the tap and of the Chandler's shop, amounted to about 600 pounds a year. |
| 2217 | mio_dataset_02216 | the compters of ludgate giltspur street and the borough were discontinued as debtors prisons as was newgate also | the compters of ludgate giltspur street and the borough were discontinued as debtors prisons as was newgate also |
| 2218 | mio_dataset_02217 | On the opening of White Cross Prison for Debtors in 1815, | On the opening of White Cross Prison for Debtors in 1815, |
| 2219 | mio_dataset_02218 | Ludgate to the last was the debtors prison for Freeman of the City of London | Ludgate to the last was the debtors prison for Freeman of the City of London |
| 2220 | mio_dataset_02219 | clergymen, proctors, attorneys, and persons specially selected by the corporation. | clergymen, proctors, attorneys, and persons specially selected by the corporation. |
| 2221 | mio_dataset_02220 | At one time the Ludgate debtors, accompanied by the keeper, | At one time the Ludgate debtors, accompanied by the keeper, |
| 2222 | mio_dataset_02221 | went outside and beyond the prison to call on their creditors and try to arrange their debts, but this practice was discontinued. | went outside and beyond the prison to call on their creditors and try to arrange their debts, but this practice was discontinued. |
| 2223 | mio_dataset_02222 | There were 15 rooms of various sizes, and as the numbers in prison rarely exceeded 5 and 20, the place was never overcrowded. | There were 15 rooms of various sizes, and as the numbers in prison rarely exceeded 5 and 20, the place was never overcrowded. |
| 2224 | mio_dataset_02223 | while the funds of several bequests and charities were applied in adding to the material comfort of the prisoners. | while the funds of several bequests and charities were applied in adding to the material comfort of the prisoners. |
| 2225 | mio_dataset_02224 | The Gildsburg Street Compter received sheriff's stetters, also felons, vagrants, and night charges. | The Gildsburg Street Compter received sheriff's stetters, also felons, vagrants, and night charges. |
| 2226 | mio_dataset_02225 | it was generally crowded as debtors who would have gone to the poultry compter were sent to giltspur street when the former was condemned as unfit to receive prisoners | it was generally crowded as debtors who would have gone to the poultry compter were sent to giltspur street when the former was condemned as unfit to receive prisoners |
| 2227 | mio_dataset_02226 | The demands for fees were excessive in Giltzburg Street. | The demands for fees were excessive in Giltzburg Street. |
| 2228 | mio_dataset_02227 | those who could not pay were thrown into the wards with the night charges | those who could not pay were thrown into the wards with the night charges |
| 2229 | mio_dataset_02228 | And denied admission to the charity wards, which partook of all the benefits of bequests and donations to poor debtors. | And denied admission to the charity wards, which partook of all the benefits of bequests and donations to poor debtors. |
| 2230 | mio_dataset_02229 | the borough comptor was in a disgraceful state to the last the men's ward had an earth or rather a mud floor | the borough comptor was in a disgraceful state to the last the men's ward had an earth or rather a mud floor |
| 2231 | mio_dataset_02230 | and was so unfit to sleep on that it had not been used for many years, so that the men and women associated together indiscriminately. | and was so unfit to sleep on that it had not been used for many years, so that the men and women associated together indiscriminately. |
| 2232 | mio_dataset_02231 | The rooms had no fireplaces, so it mattered little that no coals were allowed. | The rooms had no fireplaces, so it mattered little that no coals were allowed. |
| 2233 | mio_dataset_02232 | There were no beds or bedding, no straw even. | There were no beds or bedding, no straw even. |
| 2234 | mio_dataset_02233 | In one room Mr. Nylde found a woman ill of a flux shut up with three men. | In one room Mr. Nylde found a woman ill of a flux shut up with three men. |
| 2235 | mio_dataset_02234 | the latter raised eighteen pence among them to pay for a tress of straw for the poor woman to lie on | the latter raised eighteen pence among them to pay for a tress of straw for the poor woman to lie on |
| 2236 | mio_dataset_02235 | Nald found the prisoners in the Boracomter ragged, starving, and dirty. | Nald found the prisoners in the Boracomter ragged, starving, and dirty. |
| 2237 | mio_dataset_02236 | I come now to the debtors in Newgate. The quarters they occupied were divided, as I have said, into three principal divisions. | I come now to the debtors in Newgate. The quarters they occupied were divided, as I have said, into three principal divisions. |
| 2238 | mio_dataset_02237 | The master side, the cabin side, and the common side. Payment of a fee of three shillings gained the debtor admission to the two first named. | The master side, the cabin side, and the common side. Payment of a fee of three shillings gained the debtor admission to the two first named. |
| 2239 | mio_dataset_02238 | Those who could pay nothing went, as a matter of course, to the common side. | Those who could pay nothing went, as a matter of course, to the common side. |
| 2240 | mio_dataset_02239 | A further fee was, however, demanded from the newcomer before he was made free of either the masters or the cabin side. | A further fee was, however, demanded from the newcomer before he was made free of either the masters or the cabin side. |
| 2241 | mio_dataset_02240 | this was the reprehensible claim for garnish which had already been abolished in all well-conducted prisons but which still was demanded in newgate | this was the reprehensible claim for garnish which had already been abolished in all well-conducted prisons but which still was demanded in newgate |
| 2242 | mio_dataset_02241 | Garnish on the cabin side was a guinea at entrance for coals candles brooms etc and a gallon of beer on discharge | Garnish on the cabin side was a guinea at entrance for coals candles brooms etc and a gallon of beer on discharge |
| 2243 | mio_dataset_02242 | On the master side, it was 13 and 4 pence and a gallon of beer on entrance, although Mr. Newman | On the master side, it was 13 and 4 pence and a gallon of beer on entrance, although Mr. Newman |
| 2244 | mio_dataset_02243 | In his evidence in 1814 said it was more | In his evidence in 1814 said it was more |
| 2245 | mio_dataset_02244 | And gave the garnish for the common side at that sum, which is five shillings more than Mr. Nild says was extorted on the common side. | And gave the garnish for the common side at that sum, which is five shillings more than Mr. Nild says was extorted on the common side. |
| 2246 | mio_dataset_02245 | Numerous tyrannies were practiced on all who would not and could not pay the garnish. | Numerous tyrannies were practiced on all who would not and could not pay the garnish. |
| 2247 | mio_dataset_02246 | They were made to wash and swab the ward, or they were shut out from the ward fireplace and forbidden to pass a chalked line drawn on the floor. | They were made to wash and swab the ward, or they were shut out from the ward fireplace and forbidden to pass a chalked line drawn on the floor. |
| 2248 | mio_dataset_02247 | and so were unable either to warm themselves or to cook their food. | and so were unable either to warm themselves or to cook their food. |
| 2249 | mio_dataset_02248 | Besides these fees, legitimate and illegitimate, there were others which must be paid before release. | Besides these fees, legitimate and illegitimate, there were others which must be paid before release. |
| 2250 | mio_dataset_02249 | the sheriff demanded four shillings six pence for his liberate the jailer six shillings ten pence more and the turnkey two shillings you | the sheriff demanded four shillings six pence for his liberate the jailer six shillings ten pence more and the turnkey two shillings you |
| 2251 | mio_dataset_02250 | And thus when the debtor's debt had been actually paid or when he had abandoned his property to the creditors and almost destitute | And thus when the debtor's debt had been actually paid or when he had abandoned his property to the creditors and almost destitute |
| 2252 | mio_dataset_02251 | Looked forward to his liberty, he was still delayed until he had paid a new debt arising, quote, | Looked forward to his liberty, he was still delayed until he had paid a new debt arising, quote, |
| 2253 | mio_dataset_02252 | only out of a satisfaction of all his former debts, end quote. The fees were not always extorted, it is true. | only out of a satisfaction of all his former debts, end quote. The fees were not always extorted, it is true. |
| 2254 | mio_dataset_02253 | nor was non-payment made a pretext for further imprisonment thanks to the humanity of the jailer or the funds provided by various charities. | nor was non-payment made a pretext for further imprisonment thanks to the humanity of the jailer or the funds provided by various charities. |
| 2255 | mio_dataset_02254 | There was this much honest forbearance in Newgate in these days. | There was this much honest forbearance in Newgate in these days. |
| 2256 | mio_dataset_02255 | that debtors who could afford the cabin and master's side were not permitted to share in the prison charities. | that debtors who could afford the cabin and master's side were not permitted to share in the prison charities. |
| 2257 | mio_dataset_02256 | These were lumped together into a general fund. | These were lumped together into a general fund. |
| 2258 | mio_dataset_02257 | and a calculation made as to the amount that might be expended per week from the whole sum so that the latter might last out the year. | and a calculation made as to the amount that might be expended per week from the whole sum so that the latter might last out the year. |
| 2259 | mio_dataset_02258 | It generally ran to about six pounds per week. The money which at one time had been distributed quarterly and all went in drink. | It generally ran to about six pounds per week. The money which at one time had been distributed quarterly and all went in drink. |
| 2260 | mio_dataset_02259 | was after 1807 through the exertions of the keeper of the jail spent in the purchase of necessaries. | was after 1807 through the exertions of the keeper of the jail spent in the purchase of necessaries. |
| 2261 | mio_dataset_02260 | But this weekly pittance did not go far when the debtor's side was crowded as it often was. | But this weekly pittance did not go far when the debtor's side was crowded as it often was. |
| 2262 | mio_dataset_02261 | Notably is when numbers filled Newgate in anticipation of Lord Reedsdale's bill for insolvent debtors. | Notably is when numbers filled Newgate in anticipation of Lord Reedsdale's bill for insolvent debtors. |
| 2263 | mio_dataset_02262 | And there were as many as 350 prisoners in at one time. | And there were as many as 350 prisoners in at one time. |
| 2264 | mio_dataset_02263 | issued once a week, and divided as far as it would go, a very precarious and uncertain ration. | issued once a week, and divided as far as it would go, a very precarious and uncertain ration. |
| 2265 | mio_dataset_02264 | The bread was issued every alternate day and while some prisoners often ate their whole allowance at once. | The bread was issued every alternate day and while some prisoners often ate their whole allowance at once. |
| 2266 | mio_dataset_02265 | Others who arrived just after the time of distribution were often 48 hours without food. The latter might also be six days without meat. | Others who arrived just after the time of distribution were often 48 hours without food. The latter might also be six days without meat. |
| 2267 | mio_dataset_02266 | Share in the weekly allowance of meat might also be denied to debtors who had not paid garnish as well as in the weekly grant from the charitable fund. | Share in the weekly allowance of meat might also be denied to debtors who had not paid garnish as well as in the weekly grant from the charitable fund. |
| 2268 | mio_dataset_02267 | Hence starvation stared many in the face, unless friends from outside came to their assistance. | Hence starvation stared many in the face, unless friends from outside came to their assistance. |
| 2269 | mio_dataset_02268 | Or the keeper made them a special grant of six pence per diem out of the common stock. | Or the keeper made them a special grant of six pence per diem out of the common stock. |
| 2270 | mio_dataset_02269 | or the six-penny allowance was claimed for the creditors which seldom happened owing to the expense the process entailed | or the six-penny allowance was claimed for the creditors which seldom happened owing to the expense the process entailed |
| 2271 | mio_dataset_02270 | The poor debtors were not supplied with beds. Those who could pay the price might hire them from each other. | The poor debtors were not supplied with beds. Those who could pay the price might hire them from each other. |
| 2272 | mio_dataset_02271 | or from persons who made a trade of it, or they might bring their beds with them into the prison. | or from persons who made a trade of it, or they might bring their beds with them into the prison. |
| 2273 | mio_dataset_02272 | Failing any of these methods, seeing that straw was forbidden for fear of fire, they had to be satisfied with a couple of the rugs provided by the city. | Failing any of these methods, seeing that straw was forbidden for fear of fire, they had to be satisfied with a couple of the rugs provided by the city. |
| 2274 | mio_dataset_02273 | The supply of which was, however, limited, and there were not always enough to give bedding to all. The stock was diminished by theft. | The supply of which was, however, limited, and there were not always enough to give bedding to all. The stock was diminished by theft. |
| 2275 | mio_dataset_02274 | female visitors carried them out of the prisons or the debtors destroyed them when the weather was warm | female visitors carried them out of the prisons or the debtors destroyed them when the weather was warm |
| 2276 | mio_dataset_02275 | and they were not in great demand in order to convert them into mop heads or cleaning rags. | and they were not in great demand in order to convert them into mop heads or cleaning rags. |
| 2277 | mio_dataset_02276 | Sometimes rugs were urgently required and not forthcoming. | Sometimes rugs were urgently required and not forthcoming. |
| 2278 | mio_dataset_02277 | A severe winter set in, the new stock had not been supplied by the contractors, and the poor debtors perished of cold. | A severe winter set in, the new stock had not been supplied by the contractors, and the poor debtors perished of cold. |
| 2279 | mio_dataset_02278 | Again, there was no regular allowance of fuel. Coals were purchased out of the garnish money and the charitable fund. | Again, there was no regular allowance of fuel. Coals were purchased out of the garnish money and the charitable fund. |
| 2280 | mio_dataset_02279 | There were candles, salt, pepper, mops, and brooms, but the latter could have been of little service. Dirt prevailed everywhere. | There were candles, salt, pepper, mops, and brooms, but the latter could have been of little service. Dirt prevailed everywhere. |
| 2281 | mio_dataset_02280 | Indeed the place with its oak floors caulked with pitch and smoked ceilings | Indeed the place with its oak floors caulked with pitch and smoked ceilings |
| 2282 | mio_dataset_02281 | could not be made even to look clean while there was no obligation of personal cleanliness on individuals who often came into the prison in filthy rags. | could not be made even to look clean while there was no obligation of personal cleanliness on individuals who often came into the prison in filthy rags. |
| 2283 | mio_dataset_02282 | Only now and again, in extreme cases, an unusually nasty companion was stripped. Hail to the pump. | Only now and again, in extreme cases, an unusually nasty companion was stripped. Hail to the pump. |
| 2284 | mio_dataset_02283 | The Chronicles of Newgate, Volume 2, by Arthur Griffiths, Section 5, Newgate, down to 1818, Part 2. | The Chronicles of Newgate, Volume 2, by Arthur Griffiths, Section 5, Newgate, down to 1818, Part 2. |
| 2285 | mio_dataset_02284 | The squalor and uncleanness of the debtor side was intensified by constant overcrowding. | The squalor and uncleanness of the debtor side was intensified by constant overcrowding. |
| 2286 | mio_dataset_02285 | Prisoners were committed to it quite without reference to its capacity. | Prisoners were committed to it quite without reference to its capacity. |
| 2287 | mio_dataset_02286 | No remonstrance was attended to. | No remonstrance was attended to. |
| 2288 | mio_dataset_02287 | No steps taken to reduce the number of committals, and the governor was obliged to utilize the chapel as a day and night room. | No steps taken to reduce the number of committals, and the governor was obliged to utilize the chapel as a day and night room. |
| 2289 | mio_dataset_02288 | Besides this, although the families of debtors were no longer permitted to live with them inside the jail, | Besides this, although the families of debtors were no longer permitted to live with them inside the jail, |
| 2290 | mio_dataset_02289 | Hundreds of women and children came in every morning to spend the day there and there was no limitation, whatever, to the numbers of visitors admitted to the debtor's side. | Hundreds of women and children came in every morning to spend the day there and there was no limitation, whatever, to the numbers of visitors admitted to the debtor's side. |
| 2291 | mio_dataset_02290 | friends arrived about nine a m and went out at nine p m when as many as two hundred visitors have been observed leaving the debtors yards at one time | friends arrived about nine a m and went out at nine p m when as many as two hundred visitors have been observed leaving the debtors yards at one time |
| 2292 | mio_dataset_02291 | The day passed in revelry and drunkenness, although spirituous liquors were forbidden. | The day passed in revelry and drunkenness, although spirituous liquors were forbidden. |
| 2293 | mio_dataset_02292 | Wine and beer might be had in any quantity, the only limitation being | Wine and beer might be had in any quantity, the only limitation being |
| 2294 | mio_dataset_02293 | that not more than one bottle of wine or one quart of beer could be issued at one time, no account was taken of the amount of liquors admitted in one day. | that not more than one bottle of wine or one quart of beer could be issued at one time, no account was taken of the amount of liquors admitted in one day. |
| 2295 | mio_dataset_02294 | And debtors might practically have as much as they liked if they could only pay for it. | And debtors might practically have as much as they liked if they could only pay for it. |
| 2296 | mio_dataset_02295 | No attempt was made to check drunkenness beyond the penalty of shutting out friends from any ward in which a prisoner exceeded. | No attempt was made to check drunkenness beyond the penalty of shutting out friends from any ward in which a prisoner exceeded. |
| 2297 | mio_dataset_02296 | Quarreling among the debtors was not unfrequent, blows were struck and fights often ensued. | Quarreling among the debtors was not unfrequent, blows were struck and fights often ensued. |
| 2298 | mio_dataset_02297 | for this and other acts of misconduct there was the discipline of the refractory ward or strong room on the debtor side | for this and other acts of misconduct there was the discipline of the refractory ward or strong room on the debtor side |
| 2299 | mio_dataset_02298 | Bad cases were removed to a cell on the felon's side, and here they were locked in solitary confinement for three days at a time. | Bad cases were removed to a cell on the felon's side, and here they were locked in solitary confinement for three days at a time. |
| 2300 | mio_dataset_02299 | Order throughout the debtor side was preserved. | Order throughout the debtor side was preserved. |
| 2301 | mio_dataset_02300 | and discipline maintained by a system open to grave abuses and which had the prescription of long usage. | and discipline maintained by a system open to grave abuses and which had the prescription of long usage. |
| 2302 | mio_dataset_02301 | and which was never wholly rooted out for many years to come. | and which was never wholly rooted out for many years to come. |
| 2303 | mio_dataset_02302 | This was the pernicious plan of governing by prisoners, or of setting a favored few in authority over the many. | This was the pernicious plan of governing by prisoners, or of setting a favored few in authority over the many. |
| 2304 | mio_dataset_02303 | the head of the debtors prison was a prisoner called the steward who was chosen by the whole body from six whom the keeper nominated | the head of the debtors prison was a prisoner called the steward who was chosen by the whole body from six whom the keeper nominated |
| 2305 | mio_dataset_02304 | This steward was practically supreme. | This steward was practically supreme. |
| 2306 | mio_dataset_02305 | All the allowances of food passed through his hands. He had the control of the poor box for chance charities. | All the allowances of food passed through his hands. He had the control of the poor box for chance charities. |
| 2307 | mio_dataset_02306 | He collected the garnish money and distributed the weekly grant from the prison charitable fund. | He collected the garnish money and distributed the weekly grant from the prison charitable fund. |
| 2308 | mio_dataset_02307 | In the latter duties he was, however, supervised by three auditors, freely chosen by the prisoners among themselves. | In the latter duties he was, however, supervised by three auditors, freely chosen by the prisoners among themselves. |
| 2309 | mio_dataset_02308 | The auditors were paid a shilling each for their services each time the poor box was opened. The steward was also remunerated for his trouble. | The auditors were paid a shilling each for their services each time the poor box was opened. The steward was also remunerated for his trouble. |
| 2310 | mio_dataset_02309 | He had a double allowance of bread deducted of course from the already too limited portion of the rest | He had a double allowance of bread deducted of course from the already too limited portion of the rest |
| 2311 | mio_dataset_02310 | and no doubt made the meat also pay toll. | and no doubt made the meat also pay toll. |
| 2312 | mio_dataset_02311 | under the steward there were captains of wards chosen in the same way and performing analogous duties | under the steward there were captains of wards chosen in the same way and performing analogous duties |
| 2313 | mio_dataset_02312 | These subordinate chiefs were also rewarded out of the scanty prison rations. | These subordinate chiefs were also rewarded out of the scanty prison rations. |
| 2314 | mio_dataset_02313 | The same system was extended to the criminal side, and cases were on record of the place of Wardsman being sold for considerable sums. | The same system was extended to the criminal side, and cases were on record of the place of Wardsman being sold for considerable sums. |
| 2315 | mio_dataset_02314 | So valuable were they deemed that as much as 50 guineas was offered to the keeper for the post. | So valuable were they deemed that as much as 50 guineas was offered to the keeper for the post. |
| 2316 | mio_dataset_02315 | Enough has been said, probably, to prove that there was room for improvement in the condition and treatment of debtors in the prisons of the City of London. | Enough has been said, probably, to prove that there was room for improvement in the condition and treatment of debtors in the prisons of the City of London. |
| 2317 | mio_dataset_02316 | This gradually was forced upon the consciousness of the corporation. | This gradually was forced upon the consciousness of the corporation. |
| 2318 | mio_dataset_02317 | An about 1812 application was made to Parliament for funds to build a new debtor's prison. | An about 1812 application was made to Parliament for funds to build a new debtor's prison. |
| 2319 | mio_dataset_02318 | Authority was given to raise money on the orphan's fund to the extent of 90,000 pounds. | Authority was given to raise money on the orphan's fund to the extent of 90,000 pounds. |
| 2320 | mio_dataset_02319 | A site was purchased between Red Lion and White Cross Streets and a new prison planned. | A site was purchased between Red Lion and White Cross Streets and a new prison planned. |
| 2321 | mio_dataset_02320 | which would accommodate the inmates of Newgate and of the three compters Ludgate. | which would accommodate the inmates of Newgate and of the three compters Ludgate. |
| 2322 | mio_dataset_02321 | Gilt Spur Street and the Poultry, or about 476 in all. | Gilt Spur Street and the Poultry, or about 476 in all. |
| 2323 | mio_dataset_02322 | The evils of association for these debtors were perpetuated, although the plan provided for the separation of the various contingents committed to it. | The evils of association for these debtors were perpetuated, although the plan provided for the separation of the various contingents committed to it. |
| 2324 | mio_dataset_02323 | There was no lack of air and light for the new jail and several exercising yards. | There was no lack of air and light for the new jail and several exercising yards. |
| 2325 | mio_dataset_02324 | The completion of this very necessary building was however much delayed for want of funds. | The completion of this very necessary building was however much delayed for want of funds. |
| 2326 | mio_dataset_02325 | and it was not ready to relieve Newgate till late in 1815. | and it was not ready to relieve Newgate till late in 1815. |
| 2327 | mio_dataset_02326 | The reforms which were to be attempted in that prison | The reforms which were to be attempted in that prison |
| 2328 | mio_dataset_02327 | more particularly as regarded the classification of prisoners and which were dependent on the space to be gained by the removal of the debtors, | more particularly as regarded the classification of prisoners and which were dependent on the space to be gained by the removal of the debtors, |
| 2329 | mio_dataset_02328 | could not be carried out till then it is to be feared that long after the opening of white cross street prison you | could not be carried out till then it is to be feared that long after the opening of white cross street prison you |
| 2330 | mio_dataset_02329 | Newgate continued to be a reproach to those responsible for its management. | Newgate continued to be a reproach to those responsible for its management. |
| 2331 | mio_dataset_02330 | I pass now to the criminal side of Newgate, which consisted of the six quarters or yards already enumerated and described. | I pass now to the criminal side of Newgate, which consisted of the six quarters or yards already enumerated and described. |
| 2332 | mio_dataset_02331 | the inmates of this part as distinguished from the debtors were comprised in four classes | the inmates of this part as distinguished from the debtors were comprised in four classes |
| 2333 | mio_dataset_02332 | One, those awaiting trial. | One, those awaiting trial. |
| 2334 | mio_dataset_02333 | two persons under sentence of imprisonment for a fixed period or until they shall have paid certain fines | two persons under sentence of imprisonment for a fixed period or until they shall have paid certain fines |
| 2335 | mio_dataset_02334 | Three transports awaiting removal to the colonies and four capital convicts condemned to death and awaiting execution. | Three transports awaiting removal to the colonies and four capital convicts condemned to death and awaiting execution. |
| 2336 | mio_dataset_02335 | At one time, the whole of these different categories were thrown together pell-mell, young and old, the untried with the convicted. | At one time, the whole of these different categories were thrown together pell-mell, young and old, the untried with the convicted. |
| 2337 | mio_dataset_02336 | An imperfect attempt at classification was, however, made in 1812, and a yard was as far as possible set apart for the untried. | An imperfect attempt at classification was, however, made in 1812, and a yard was as far as possible set apart for the untried. |
| 2338 | mio_dataset_02337 | or Class I, with whom under the imperious demand for accommodation were also associated the misdemeanants, or Class II. | or Class I, with whom under the imperious demand for accommodation were also associated the misdemeanants, or Class II. |
| 2339 | mio_dataset_02338 | This was the chapel yard with its five wards which were calculated to hold 70 prisoners but often held many more. | This was the chapel yard with its five wards which were calculated to hold 70 prisoners but often held many more. |
| 2340 | mio_dataset_02339 | A further subclassification was attempted by separating at night those charged with misdemeanors from those charged with felony. | A further subclassification was attempted by separating at night those charged with misdemeanors from those charged with felony. |
| 2341 | mio_dataset_02340 | but all mingled freely during the day in the yard. | but all mingled freely during the day in the yard. |
| 2342 | mio_dataset_02341 | the sleeping accommodation in the chapel yard wards and indeed throughout the prison consisted of a barrack bed | the sleeping accommodation in the chapel yard wards and indeed throughout the prison consisted of a barrack bed |
| 2343 | mio_dataset_02342 | which was a wooden flooring on a slightly inclined plane with a beam running across the top to serve as a pillow. | which was a wooden flooring on a slightly inclined plane with a beam running across the top to serve as a pillow. |
| 2344 | mio_dataset_02343 | No beds were issued, only two rugs per prisoner. | No beds were issued, only two rugs per prisoner. |
| 2345 | mio_dataset_02344 | When each sleeper had the full lateral space allotted to him, it amounted to one foot and a half on the barrack bed. | When each sleeper had the full lateral space allotted to him, it amounted to one foot and a half on the barrack bed. |
| 2346 | mio_dataset_02345 | But when the ward was obliged to accommodate double the ordinary number, as was frequently the case, | But when the ward was obliged to accommodate double the ordinary number, as was frequently the case, |
| 2347 | mio_dataset_02346 | The sleepers covered the entire floor with the exception of a passage in the middle. | The sleepers covered the entire floor with the exception of a passage in the middle. |
| 2348 | mio_dataset_02347 | All the misdemeanants, whatever their offense, were lodged in this chapel ward. | All the misdemeanants, whatever their offense, were lodged in this chapel ward. |
| 2349 | mio_dataset_02348 | As many various, and according to our ideas, heinous crimes came under this head. | As many various, and according to our ideas, heinous crimes came under this head. |
| 2350 | mio_dataset_02349 | In the then existing state of the law, | In the then existing state of the law, |
| 2351 | mio_dataset_02350 | The man guilty of a common assault found himself side by side with the fraudulent or others who had attempted abominable crimes. | The man guilty of a common assault found himself side by side with the fraudulent or others who had attempted abominable crimes. |
| 2352 | mio_dataset_02351 | In this heterogeneous society, we're also thrown the unfortunate journalists to whom I have already referred and on whom imprisonment in Newgate. | In this heterogeneous society, we're also thrown the unfortunate journalists to whom I have already referred and on whom imprisonment in Newgate. |
| 2353 | mio_dataset_02352 | was frequently adjudged for so-called libels or too outspoken comments in print. | was frequently adjudged for so-called libels or too outspoken comments in print. |
| 2354 | mio_dataset_02353 | It was particularly recommended by the Committee on Jails in 1814. | It was particularly recommended by the Committee on Jails in 1814. |
| 2355 | mio_dataset_02354 | that some other and less mixed prison should be used for the confinement of persons convicted of libels. But this suggestion was ignored. | that some other and less mixed prison should be used for the confinement of persons convicted of libels. But this suggestion was ignored. |
| 2356 | mio_dataset_02355 | Indeed, the partial classification attempted seems to have been abandoned within a year or two. | Indeed, the partial classification attempted seems to have been abandoned within a year or two. |
| 2357 | mio_dataset_02356 | The Han H.G. Bennett, who visited Newgate in 1817, saw in one yard in a total of 72 prisoners. | The Han H.G. Bennett, who visited Newgate in 1817, saw in one yard in a total of 72 prisoners. |
| 2358 | mio_dataset_02357 | 35 tried and 37 untried of the former three were transports for life. | 35 tried and 37 untried of the former three were transports for life. |
| 2359 | mio_dataset_02358 | four for fourteen years and three of them persons sentenced to fines or short imprisonment one for little more than a month | four for fourteen years and three of them persons sentenced to fines or short imprisonment one for little more than a month |
| 2360 | mio_dataset_02359 | Two of the untried were for murder and several for housebreaking and highway robbery. | Two of the untried were for murder and several for housebreaking and highway robbery. |
| 2361 | mio_dataset_02360 | nor were the misdemeanants and bail prisoners any longer separated from those whose crimes were of a more serious character. | nor were the misdemeanants and bail prisoners any longer separated from those whose crimes were of a more serious character. |
| 2362 | mio_dataset_02361 | Mr. Bennett refers to a gentleman confined for want of bail who occupied a room with five others. | Mr. Bennett refers to a gentleman confined for want of bail who occupied a room with five others. |
| 2363 | mio_dataset_02362 | Two committed by the bankruptcy commissioner, one for perjury, and two transports. | Two committed by the bankruptcy commissioner, one for perjury, and two transports. |
| 2364 | mio_dataset_02363 | Persons convicted of publishing libels were still immured in the same rooms with transports and felons. | Persons convicted of publishing libels were still immured in the same rooms with transports and felons. |
| 2365 | mio_dataset_02364 | The middle yard, as far as its limits would permit, was appropriated to felons and transports the wards here were generally very crowded. | The middle yard, as far as its limits would permit, was appropriated to felons and transports the wards here were generally very crowded. |
| 2366 | mio_dataset_02365 | Each board was calculated to hold 24, allowing each individual 1 foot and a half. | Each board was calculated to hold 24, allowing each individual 1 foot and a half. |
| 2367 | mio_dataset_02366 | A common-sized man, says the keeper, Mr. Newman, can turn in 19 inches. | A common-sized man, says the keeper, Mr. Newman, can turn in 19 inches. |
| 2368 | mio_dataset_02367 | These 24 could just sleep on the barrack bed. When the number was higher, and it often rose to 40, the surplus had to sleep on the floor. | These 24 could just sleep on the barrack bed. When the number was higher, and it often rose to 40, the surplus had to sleep on the floor. |
| 2369 | mio_dataset_02368 | The crowding was in consequence of the delay in removing transports | The crowding was in consequence of the delay in removing transports |
| 2370 | mio_dataset_02369 | These often remained in Newgate for six months, sometimes a year, in some cases longer. | These often remained in Newgate for six months, sometimes a year, in some cases longer. |
| 2371 | mio_dataset_02370 | in one for seven years that of a man sentenced to death for whom great interest had been made but whom it was not thought right to pardon | in one for seven years that of a man sentenced to death for whom great interest had been made but whom it was not thought right to pardon |
| 2372 | mio_dataset_02371 | Occasionally the transports made themselves so useful in the jail that they were passed over. | Occasionally the transports made themselves so useful in the jail that they were passed over. |
| 2373 | mio_dataset_02372 | Mr. Newman admitted that he had petitioned that certain trustee men might be left in the jail. | Mr. Newman admitted that he had petitioned that certain trustee men might be left in the jail. |
| 2374 | mio_dataset_02373 | constantly associated with these convicted felons were numbers of juveniles infants of tender years you | constantly associated with these convicted felons were numbers of juveniles infants of tender years you |
| 2375 | mio_dataset_02374 | There were frequently in the middle yard seven or eight children, the youngest barely nine. | There were frequently in the middle yard seven or eight children, the youngest barely nine. |
| 2376 | mio_dataset_02375 | The oldest, only 12 or 13, exposed to all the contaminating influences of the place. | The oldest, only 12 or 13, exposed to all the contaminating influences of the place. |
| 2377 | mio_dataset_02376 | Mr. Bennett mentions also the case of young men of better stamp, clerks in city offices, and youth of good parentage. | Mr. Bennett mentions also the case of young men of better stamp, clerks in city offices, and youth of good parentage. |
| 2378 | mio_dataset_02377 | quote, in this dreadful situation, end quote, who had been rescued from the hulks through the kindness and attention of the Secretary of State. | quote, in this dreadful situation, end quote, who had been rescued from the hulks through the kindness and attention of the Secretary of State. |
| 2379 | mio_dataset_02378 | Quote, yet they had been long enough, he goes on to say, in the prison associated with the lowest and vilest criminals. | Quote, yet they had been long enough, he goes on to say, in the prison associated with the lowest and vilest criminals. |
| 2380 | mio_dataset_02379 | with convicts of all ages and characters, to render it next to impossible, but that with the obliteration of all sense of self-respect. | with convicts of all ages and characters, to render it next to impossible, but that with the obliteration of all sense of self-respect. |
| 2381 | mio_dataset_02380 | The inevitable consequence of such a situation, their morals must have been destroyed. | The inevitable consequence of such a situation, their morals must have been destroyed. |
| 2382 | mio_dataset_02381 | And though distress or the seduction of others might have led to the commission of this their first offense, | And though distress or the seduction of others might have led to the commission of this their first offense, |
| 2383 | mio_dataset_02382 | Yet the society they were driven to live in, the language they daily heard, and the lessons they were taught in this academy. | Yet the society they were driven to live in, the language they daily heard, and the lessons they were taught in this academy. |
| 2384 | mio_dataset_02383 | must have had a tendency to turn them into the world hardened and accomplished in the ways of vice and crime, end quote. | must have had a tendency to turn them into the world hardened and accomplished in the ways of vice and crime, end quote. |
| 2385 | mio_dataset_02384 | Mr. Buxton, in the work already quoted, instances another grievous case of the horrors of indiscriminate association in Newgate. | Mr. Buxton, in the work already quoted, instances another grievous case of the horrors of indiscriminate association in Newgate. |
| 2386 | mio_dataset_02385 | It was that of a person, quote, who practiced in the law and who was connected by marriage with some very respectable families. | It was that of a person, quote, who practiced in the law and who was connected by marriage with some very respectable families. |
| 2387 | mio_dataset_02386 | Having been committed to Clerkenwell, | Having been committed to Clerkenwell, |
| 2388 | mio_dataset_02387 | He was sent on to Newgate in a coach, handcuffed to a noted housebreaker who was afterwards cast for death. | He was sent on to Newgate in a coach, handcuffed to a noted housebreaker who was afterwards cast for death. |
| 2389 | mio_dataset_02388 | The first night in Newgate, and for the subsequent fortnight, | The first night in Newgate, and for the subsequent fortnight, |
| 2390 | mio_dataset_02389 | He slept in the same bed with a highwayman on one side and a man charged with murder on the other. | He slept in the same bed with a highwayman on one side and a man charged with murder on the other. |
| 2391 | mio_dataset_02390 | Spirits were freely introduced, and although he at first abstained, | Spirits were freely introduced, and although he at first abstained, |
| 2392 | mio_dataset_02391 | He found he must adopt the manners of his companions or that his life would be in danger. | He found he must adopt the manners of his companions or that his life would be in danger. |
| 2393 | mio_dataset_02392 | They viewed him with some suspicion as one of whom they knew nothing. | They viewed him with some suspicion as one of whom they knew nothing. |
| 2394 | mio_dataset_02393 | He was in consequence put out of the protection of their internal law, end quote. Their code was a subject of some curiosity. | He was in consequence put out of the protection of their internal law, end quote. Their code was a subject of some curiosity. |
| 2395 | mio_dataset_02394 | When any prisoner committed an offense against the community or against an individual, he was tried by a court in the jail. | When any prisoner committed an offense against the community or against an individual, he was tried by a court in the jail. |
| 2396 | mio_dataset_02395 | A prisoner generally the oldest and most dexterous thief | A prisoner generally the oldest and most dexterous thief |
| 2397 | mio_dataset_02396 | was appointed judge, and a towel tied in knots was hung on each side in imitation of a wig. | was appointed judge, and a towel tied in knots was hung on each side in imitation of a wig. |
| 2398 | mio_dataset_02397 | The judge sat in proper form. He was punctiliously styled my lord. | The judge sat in proper form. He was punctiliously styled my lord. |
| 2399 | mio_dataset_02398 | A jury having been selected and duly sworn, the culprit was then arraigned. Justice, however, was not administered with absolute integrity. | A jury having been selected and duly sworn, the culprit was then arraigned. Justice, however, was not administered with absolute integrity. |
| 2400 | mio_dataset_02399 | A bribe to the judge was certain to secure acquittal, and the neglect of the formality was as certainly followed by condemnation. | A bribe to the judge was certain to secure acquittal, and the neglect of the formality was as certainly followed by condemnation. |
| 2401 | mio_dataset_02400 | various punishments were inflicted the heaviest of which was standing in the pillory | various punishments were inflicted the heaviest of which was standing in the pillory |
| 2402 | mio_dataset_02401 | This was carried out by putting the criminal's head through the legs of a chair and stretching out his arms and tying them to the legs. | This was carried out by putting the criminal's head through the legs of a chair and stretching out his arms and tying them to the legs. |
| 2403 | mio_dataset_02402 | The culprit was then compelled to carry the chair about with him. | The culprit was then compelled to carry the chair about with him. |
| 2404 | mio_dataset_02403 | but all punishments might readily be commuted into a fine to be spent in Jin for judge and jury. | but all punishments might readily be commuted into a fine to be spent in Jin for judge and jury. |
| 2405 | mio_dataset_02404 | The prisoner mentioned above was continually persecuted by trials of this kind. | The prisoner mentioned above was continually persecuted by trials of this kind. |
| 2406 | mio_dataset_02405 | The most trifling acts were magnified into offenses. | The most trifling acts were magnified into offenses. |
| 2407 | mio_dataset_02406 | He was charged with moving something which should not be touched, with leaving a door open or coughing maliciously to the disturbance of his companions. | He was charged with moving something which should not be touched, with leaving a door open or coughing maliciously to the disturbance of his companions. |
| 2408 | mio_dataset_02407 | The evidence was invariably sufficient to convict, and the judge never hesitated to inflict the heaviest penalties. | The evidence was invariably sufficient to convict, and the judge never hesitated to inflict the heaviest penalties. |
| 2409 | mio_dataset_02408 | The unfortunate man was compelled at length to adopt the habits of his associates. | The unfortunate man was compelled at length to adopt the habits of his associates. |
| 2410 | mio_dataset_02409 | Quote, by insensible degrees, he began to lose his repugnance to their society. | Quote, by insensible degrees, he began to lose his repugnance to their society. |
| 2411 | mio_dataset_02410 | caught their flash terms and sung their songs, was admitted to their revels and acquired in place of habits of perfect sobriety. | caught their flash terms and sung their songs, was admitted to their revels and acquired in place of habits of perfect sobriety. |
| 2412 | mio_dataset_02411 | a taste for spirits, end quote. | a taste for spirits, end quote. |
| 2413 | mio_dataset_02412 | His wife visited him in Newgate and wrote a pitiable account of the state in which she found her husband. | His wife visited him in Newgate and wrote a pitiable account of the state in which she found her husband. |
| 2414 | mio_dataset_02413 | He was an inmate of the same ward with others of the most dreadful sort, quote, | He was an inmate of the same ward with others of the most dreadful sort, quote, |
| 2415 | mio_dataset_02414 | whose language and manners, whose female associates of the most abandoned description, and the scenes consequent with such lost wretches, | whose language and manners, whose female associates of the most abandoned description, and the scenes consequent with such lost wretches, |
| 2416 | mio_dataset_02415 | prevented me from going inside, but seldom. And I used to communicate with him through the bars from the passage, end quote. | prevented me from going inside, but seldom. And I used to communicate with him through the bars from the passage, end quote. |
| 2417 | mio_dataset_02416 | One day he was too ill to come down and meet her. | One day he was too ill to come down and meet her. |
| 2418 | mio_dataset_02417 | She went up to the ward and found him lying down, quote, | She went up to the ward and found him lying down, quote, |
| 2419 | mio_dataset_02418 | pale as death, very ill, and in a dreadfully dirty state, the wretches making game of him and enjoying my distress. | pale as death, very ill, and in a dreadfully dirty state, the wretches making game of him and enjoying my distress. |
| 2420 | mio_dataset_02419 | And I learned he had been up with the others the whole night. | And I learned he had been up with the others the whole night. |
| 2421 | mio_dataset_02420 | Though they could not force him to gamble, he was compelled to drink. | Though they could not force him to gamble, he was compelled to drink. |
| 2422 | mio_dataset_02421 | And I was obliged afterwards to let him have five shillings to pay his share. | And I was obliged afterwards to let him have five shillings to pay his share. |
| 2423 | mio_dataset_02422 | Otherwise, he would have been stripped of his clothes, end quote. | Otherwise, he would have been stripped of his clothes, end quote. |
| 2424 | mio_dataset_02423 | Felons who could pay the price were permitted irrespective of their character or offenses. | Felons who could pay the price were permitted irrespective of their character or offenses. |
| 2425 | mio_dataset_02424 | to purchase the greater ease and comfort of the MasterSide. | to purchase the greater ease and comfort of the MasterSide. |
| 2426 | mio_dataset_02425 | the entrance fee was at least thirteen shillings six pence a head with half a crown a week more for bed and bedding | the entrance fee was at least thirteen shillings six pence a head with half a crown a week more for bed and bedding |
| 2427 | mio_dataset_02426 | The wards being furnished with barrack bedsteads upon which each prisoner had the regulation allowance of sleeping room. | The wards being furnished with barrack bedsteads upon which each prisoner had the regulation allowance of sleeping room. |
| 2428 | mio_dataset_02427 | or about a foot and a half laterally. These fees were in reality a substantial contribution towards the expenses of the jail. | or about a foot and a half laterally. These fees were in reality a substantial contribution towards the expenses of the jail. |
| 2429 | mio_dataset_02428 | without them the keeper declared that he could not pay the salaries of turnkeys and servants nor keep the prison going at all | without them the keeper declared that he could not pay the salaries of turnkeys and servants nor keep the prison going at all |
| 2430 | mio_dataset_02429 | Besides the jail fees there was garnish of half a guinea collected by the steward | Besides the jail fees there was garnish of half a guinea collected by the steward |
| 2431 | mio_dataset_02430 | and spent in providing coals, candles, plates, knives, and forks, while all the occupants of this part of the prison | and spent in providing coals, candles, plates, knives, and forks, while all the occupants of this part of the prison |
| 2432 | mio_dataset_02431 | Supported themselves, they had the ration of prison bread only. | Supported themselves, they had the ration of prison bread only. |
| 2433 | mio_dataset_02432 | But they had no share in the prison meat or other charities, and they or their friends found them in food. | But they had no share in the prison meat or other charities, and they or their friends found them in food. |
| 2434 | mio_dataset_02433 | All who could scrape together the cash seemed to have gladly availed themselves of the privilege of entering the master's side. | All who could scrape together the cash seemed to have gladly availed themselves of the privilege of entering the master's side. |
| 2435 | mio_dataset_02434 | It was the only way to escape the horrors, the distress, penury, and rags of the common yards. | It was the only way to escape the horrors, the distress, penury, and rags of the common yards. |
| 2436 | mio_dataset_02435 | Idleness was not so universally the rule in this part of the jail. | Idleness was not so universally the rule in this part of the jail. |
| 2437 | mio_dataset_02436 | Artisans and others were at liberty to work at their trades, provided they were not dangerous. | Artisans and others were at liberty to work at their trades, provided they were not dangerous. |
| 2438 | mio_dataset_02437 | Tailoring and shoemaking was permitted, but it was deemed unsafe to allow a carpenter or blacksmith to have his tools. | Tailoring and shoemaking was permitted, but it was deemed unsafe to allow a carpenter or blacksmith to have his tools. |
| 2439 | mio_dataset_02438 | All the money earned by prisoners was at their own disposal and was spent almost habitually in drink, chambering, and wantonness. | All the money earned by prisoners was at their own disposal and was spent almost habitually in drink, chambering, and wantonness. |
| 2440 | mio_dataset_02439 | The best accommodation the jail could offer was reserved for the prisoners on the state side. | The best accommodation the jail could offer was reserved for the prisoners on the state side. |
| 2441 | mio_dataset_02440 | from whom still higher fees were exacted with the same discreditable idea of swelling the revenues of the prison. | from whom still higher fees were exacted with the same discreditable idea of swelling the revenues of the prison. |
| 2442 | mio_dataset_02441 | To constitute this the aristocratic quarter, unwarrantable demands were made upon the space properly allotted to the female felons. | To constitute this the aristocratic quarter, unwarrantable demands were made upon the space properly allotted to the female felons. |
| 2443 | mio_dataset_02442 | And no lodger was rejected, whatever his status, who offered himself and could bring Grist to the mill. | And no lodger was rejected, whatever his status, who offered himself and could bring Grist to the mill. |
| 2444 | mio_dataset_02443 | The luxury of the stateside was for a long time open to all who could pay. | The luxury of the stateside was for a long time open to all who could pay. |
| 2445 | mio_dataset_02444 | The convicted felon, the transport awaiting removal, the lunatic whose case was still undecided. | The convicted felon, the transport awaiting removal, the lunatic whose case was still undecided. |
| 2446 | mio_dataset_02445 | The misdemeanant tried or untried, the debtor who wished to avoid the discomfort of the crowded debtor's side, the outspoken newspaper editor. | The misdemeanant tried or untried, the debtor who wished to avoid the discomfort of the crowded debtor's side, the outspoken newspaper editor. |
| 2447 | mio_dataset_02446 | or the daring reporter of parliamentary debates. | or the daring reporter of parliamentary debates. |
| 2448 | mio_dataset_02447 | The better class of inmate complained bitterly of this enforced companionship with the vile. | The better class of inmate complained bitterly of this enforced companionship with the vile. |
| 2449 | mio_dataset_02448 | Association at one time forbidden by custom, but which greed and rapacity long made the rule. | Association at one time forbidden by custom, but which greed and rapacity long made the rule. |
| 2450 | mio_dataset_02449 | The fee for admission to the state side as fixed by the table of fees was three guineas, but Mr. Newman declared that he never took more than two. | The fee for admission to the state side as fixed by the table of fees was three guineas, but Mr. Newman declared that he never took more than two. |
| 2451 | mio_dataset_02450 | Tenants expense a week more was charged as rent for a single bed where two or more slept in a bed The rent was seven shillings a week each | Tenants expense a week more was charged as rent for a single bed where two or more slept in a bed The rent was seven shillings a week each |
| 2452 | mio_dataset_02451 | Prisoners who could afford it sometimes paid for four beds at the rate of 28 shillings and so secured the luxury of a private room. | Prisoners who could afford it sometimes paid for four beds at the rate of 28 shillings and so secured the luxury of a private room. |
| 2453 | mio_dataset_02452 | a mr lundy charged with forgery was thus accommodated on the state side for upwards of five years | a mr lundy charged with forgery was thus accommodated on the state side for upwards of five years |
| 2454 | mio_dataset_02453 | But the keeper protested that no single prisoner could thus monopolize space if the stateside was crowded. | But the keeper protested that no single prisoner could thus monopolize space if the stateside was crowded. |
| 2455 | mio_dataset_02454 | The keeper went still further in his efforts to make money. | The keeper went still further in his efforts to make money. |
| 2456 | mio_dataset_02455 | He continued the ancient practice of letting out a portion of his own house and by a poetical fiction treated it as an annex of the stateside. | He continued the ancient practice of letting out a portion of his own house and by a poetical fiction treated it as an annex of the stateside. |
| 2457 | mio_dataset_02456 | Mr. Davison sent to Newgate for embezzlement and whose case is given in the preceding chapter. | Mr. Davison sent to Newgate for embezzlement and whose case is given in the preceding chapter. |
| 2458 | mio_dataset_02457 | was accommodated with a room in Mr. Newman's house at the extravagant rental of 30 guineas per week. | was accommodated with a room in Mr. Newman's house at the extravagant rental of 30 guineas per week. |
| 2459 | mio_dataset_02458 | Mr. Cobbett was also a lodger of Mr. Newman's, and so were any members of the aristocracy. | Mr. Cobbett was also a lodger of Mr. Newman's, and so were any members of the aristocracy. |
| 2460 | mio_dataset_02459 | if they happened to be in funds among whom was the Marquis of Sligo in 1811. | if they happened to be in funds among whom was the Marquis of Sligo in 1811. |
| 2461 | mio_dataset_02460 | The female felon's words I shall describe at length in the next chapter. | The female felon's words I shall describe at length in the next chapter. |
| 2462 | mio_dataset_02461 | which will deal with Mrs. Fry's philanthropic exertions at this period in this particular part of the prison. | which will deal with Mrs. Fry's philanthropic exertions at this period in this particular part of the prison. |
| 2463 | mio_dataset_02462 | These wards were always full to overflowing. Sometimes double the number the rooms could accommodate were crowded into them. | These wards were always full to overflowing. Sometimes double the number the rooms could accommodate were crowded into them. |
| 2464 | mio_dataset_02463 | There is a master side for females who could pay the usual fees, but they associated with the rest in the one narrow yard common to all. | There is a master side for females who could pay the usual fees, but they associated with the rest in the one narrow yard common to all. |
| 2465 | mio_dataset_02464 | The tried and the untried, young and old, were herded together. | The tried and the untried, young and old, were herded together. |
| 2466 | mio_dataset_02465 | Sometimes girls of 13, 12, even 10 or 9 years of age were exposed to quote | Sometimes girls of 13, 12, even 10 or 9 years of age were exposed to quote |
| 2467 | mio_dataset_02466 | all the contagion and profligacy which prevailed in this part of the prison, end quote. | all the contagion and profligacy which prevailed in this part of the prison, end quote. |
| 2468 | mio_dataset_02467 | There was no separation even for the women under sentence of death who lived in a common and perpetually crowded ward. | There was no separation even for the women under sentence of death who lived in a common and perpetually crowded ward. |
| 2469 | mio_dataset_02468 | Only when the order of execution came down were those about to suffer placed apart in one of the rooms in the arcade of the middle ward. | Only when the order of execution came down were those about to suffer placed apart in one of the rooms in the arcade of the middle ward. |
| 2470 | mio_dataset_02469 | I have kept till the last that part of the prison, which was usually the last resting place of so many. | I have kept till the last that part of the prison, which was usually the last resting place of so many. |
| 2471 | mio_dataset_02470 | The old press yard has been fully described in a previous chapter. | The old press yard has been fully described in a previous chapter. |
| 2472 | mio_dataset_02471 | the name still survived in the new press yard which was the receptacle of the male condemned prisoners it was generally crowded like the rest of the prison | the name still survived in the new press yard which was the receptacle of the male condemned prisoners it was generally crowded like the rest of the prison |
| 2473 | mio_dataset_02472 | except in murder cases where the execution was generally very promptly performed. | except in murder cases where the execution was generally very promptly performed. |
| 2474 | mio_dataset_02473 | Strange and inconceivable delay occurred in carrying out the extreme sentence. | Strange and inconceivable delay occurred in carrying out the extreme sentence. |
| 2475 | mio_dataset_02474 | Hence, there was a terrible accumulation of prisoners in the condemned cells. | Hence, there was a terrible accumulation of prisoners in the condemned cells. |
| 2476 | mio_dataset_02475 | once during the long illness of george three as many as one hundred were there waiting the report as it was called you | once during the long illness of george three as many as one hundred were there waiting the report as it was called you |
| 2477 | mio_dataset_02476 | At another time, there were 50, one of whom had been under sentence a couple of years. | At another time, there were 50, one of whom had been under sentence a couple of years. |
| 2478 | mio_dataset_02477 | Mr. Bennett speaks of 38 Capitol convicts he found in the press yard in February 1817. | Mr. Bennett speaks of 38 Capitol convicts he found in the press yard in February 1817. |
| 2479 | mio_dataset_02478 | five of whom had been condemned the previous July, 4 in September, and 29 in October. | five of whom had been condemned the previous July, 4 in September, and 29 in October. |
| 2480 | mio_dataset_02479 | This procrastination bred certain callousness. | This procrastination bred certain callousness. |
| 2481 | mio_dataset_02480 | Few, realizing that the dreadful fate would overtake them, dismissed the prospect of death. | Few, realizing that the dreadful fate would overtake them, dismissed the prospect of death. |
| 2482 | mio_dataset_02481 | And until the day was actually fixed, spent the time in roistering, swearing, gambling, or playing at ball. | And until the day was actually fixed, spent the time in roistering, swearing, gambling, or playing at ball. |
| 2483 | mio_dataset_02482 | Visitors were permitted access to them without stint. | Visitors were permitted access to them without stint. |
| 2484 | mio_dataset_02483 | Unlimited drink was not denied them provided it was obtained in regulated quantities at one time. | Unlimited drink was not denied them provided it was obtained in regulated quantities at one time. |
| 2485 | mio_dataset_02484 | These capital convicts, says Mr. Bennett, quote, lessened the ennui and despair of their situation by unbecoming merriment. | These capital convicts, says Mr. Bennett, quote, lessened the ennui and despair of their situation by unbecoming merriment. |
| 2486 | mio_dataset_02485 | or sought relief in the constant application of intoxicating stimulants. | or sought relief in the constant application of intoxicating stimulants. |
| 2487 | mio_dataset_02486 | I saw Cashman a few hours before his execution smoking and drinking with the utmost unconcern and indifference, end quote. | I saw Cashman a few hours before his execution smoking and drinking with the utmost unconcern and indifference, end quote. |
| 2488 | mio_dataset_02487 | those who were thus reckless reacted upon the penitent who knew their days were numbered | those who were thus reckless reacted upon the penitent who knew their days were numbered |
| 2489 | mio_dataset_02488 | and their jibs and jollity counteracted the ordinary's counsels or the independent preacher's earnest prayers. | and their jibs and jollity counteracted the ordinary's counsels or the independent preacher's earnest prayers. |
| 2490 | mio_dataset_02489 | For while Roman Catholics and dissenters were encouraged to see ministers of their own persuasion, | For while Roman Catholics and dissenters were encouraged to see ministers of their own persuasion, |
| 2491 | mio_dataset_02490 | A number of amateurs were ever ready to give their gratuitous ministrations to the condemned. | A number of amateurs were ever ready to give their gratuitous ministrations to the condemned. |
| 2492 | mio_dataset_02491 | The prisoners in the press yard had free access during the day to the yard and large day rooms. | The prisoners in the press yard had free access during the day to the yard and large day rooms. |
| 2493 | mio_dataset_02492 | At night, they were placed in the 15 cells, two, three, or more together, according to the total number to be accommodated. | At night, they were placed in the 15 cells, two, three, or more together, according to the total number to be accommodated. |
| 2494 | mio_dataset_02493 | They were never left quite alone for fear of suicide, and for the same reason they were searched for weapons or poisons. | They were never left quite alone for fear of suicide, and for the same reason they were searched for weapons or poisons. |
| 2495 | mio_dataset_02494 | but they nevertheless frequently manage to secrete the means of making away with themselves and accomplish their purpose. | but they nevertheless frequently manage to secrete the means of making away with themselves and accomplish their purpose. |
| 2496 | mio_dataset_02495 | Convicted murderers were kept continuously in the cells on bread and water. | Convicted murderers were kept continuously in the cells on bread and water. |
| 2497 | mio_dataset_02496 | In couples, from the time of sentence to that of execution, which was about three or four days generally, | In couples, from the time of sentence to that of execution, which was about three or four days generally, |
| 2498 | mio_dataset_02497 | from Friday to Monday, so as to include one Sunday on which day there was a special service for the condemned in the prison chapel. | from Friday to Monday, so as to include one Sunday on which day there was a special service for the condemned in the prison chapel. |
| 2499 | mio_dataset_02498 | This latter was an ordeal which all dreaded and many avoided by denying their faith. | This latter was an ordeal which all dreaded and many avoided by denying their faith. |
| 2500 | mio_dataset_02499 | The condemned occupied an open pew in the center of the chapel, hung with black in front of them. Upon a table was a black coffin in full view. | The condemned occupied an open pew in the center of the chapel, hung with black in front of them. Upon a table was a black coffin in full view. |
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